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411mania » The 411 » Cris Murphy
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Name:Cris Murphy
Email:cris.murphy@yahoo.com
Current Roles:I currently write the Warped News report in the Movies/TV zone. I also, on occasion, write movie reviews.
Past Roles:I used to write the Political Cynic column for the Politics zone, but quit that after my schedule got too heavy.
Other credits:I write and produce corporate videos in my "real world" job. I have also written two screenplays that need heavy rewriting. I also co-hosted a Sci-Fi radio talk show in Wichita called "The Warp Zone", which is where I got the name for my column.
Quote:"I was contemplating the immortal words of Socrates when he said, 'I drank what?'" -Chris Knight (Val Kilmer), Real Genius
History:
Blog
Archive
Warped News 07.27.06: The Final Edition (07.27.2006)
After over 2 years, it’s time to say goodbye…
Warped News 07.20.06: The Icy Hot Edition (07.20.2006)
Where Joel Seigel is the donkey show…
Warped News 07.13.06: The Golden Bikini Edition (07.13.2006)
And on the third day, God created the Internet Writer’s Generic Mad-Libs Response. And it was good…
Warped News 07.06.06: The Rules of Chuck Norris Edition (07.06.2006)
Was Barney Gumble was born via c-section? To find out, you need to read this column and know a little Shakespeare. That’s not too much to ask…is it?
Warped News 06.29.06: The Look At Her Daisy Dukes Edition (06.29.2006)
If “ugly” is the new black, this could be the year of Cris Murphy!
Warped News 06.22.06: The Dog Days of Summer Edition (06.22.2006)
So I’m a little late. What do you care? I still have a lot of great pics, and that’s all you ever read this column for anyway.
Warped News 06.15.06: The Return of the Shizznit Edition (06.15.2006)
Now YOU can do what you never thought you could do…beat up Uwe Boll.
Warped News 06.08.06: The Pre-DSL Edition (06.08.2006)
Thank God for my computer at work. Otherwise, you’d get another column without pictures!
Warped News 06.01.06: The Back To the Stone Age Edition (06.01.2006)
What a birthday gift! Jack Bauer for the summer, and no cable internet.
Warped News 05.25.06: The Post-24 Edition (05.25.2006)
How is “24” like the NFL? You have to wait 7 months between seasons!
Warped News 05.18.06: The Brand New/Old Edition (05.18.2006)
Check out Lindsay Lohan’s decent into madness…
Warped News 05.11.06: The Hug It Out Edition (05.11.2006)
I need some Johnny Fever…and in the non-gay porn kind of way. Perverts.
Warped News 05.04.06: The Post-Surgery Edition (05.04.2006)
You try typing with 9 stitches in your palm and your hand bandaged up like a mummy. You better damn well appreciate me!
Warped News 04.20.06: The “Hellspawn Is Born” Edition (04.20.2006)
You just can’t beat Max Headroom dissecting aliens. Believe me…you can’t.
Warped News 04.13.06: The “Long Live Jack Bauer” Edition (04.13.2006)
There’s no Tool of the Week™…except for the American press. Long live the First Amendment!
Warped News 04.06.06: The Wonder Women Edition (04.06.2006)
Looks like everyone spying on everyone else…and it’s not George Bush!
Warped News 03.30.06: The “Snake Balls of Fury” Edition (03.30.2006)
Where “sipping love juice” takes on several meanings…and get your head out of the gutter you pervert!
“The Man From Krypton” Book Review (03.28.2006)
It’s Nietzche vs. Superman in a steel cage, and that’s just the undercard.
Warped News 03.16.06: The “Screw Bradley!” Edition (03.23.2006)
It must be hard to be a pimp if you need your Oscar to get into a club…
Warped News 03.16.06: The Shocking Edition (03.16.2006)
It’s March Madness, and I’m breaking out THE SHOCKER!
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