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The Tuesday Slim-To-None News Report 11.17.09
(11.17.2009)
Small ordered me to do the job while he takes a break, so we’ve got a special video message for Randle, photo evidence of Mickie James’ commitment to her fans, an update on Shane McMahon’s job search, Dixie Carter’s sweet tweets of wisdom, and a bunch of YouTube videos featuring Bryan Danielson. |
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411’s Instant Access 10.25.09: WWE Bragging Rights 2009
(10.26.2009)
Batista delivers the Quote of the Year, Team Raw helps Team Smackdown win Bragging Rights, and Randy Orton tries to nuke John Cena. No, seriously. There was a big red button and everything. |
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411’s Instant Access 10.06.09: WWE Hell in a Cell 2009
(10.04.2009)
Raw’s top talent shines while Smackdown’s top talent falters. It’s like a WWE pay-per-view in Bizarro World… |
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411’s Instant Access 09.13.09: WWE Breaking Point 2009
(09.14.2009)
DX clears the air and closes the book on the Montreal Screwjob. And then, just a few hours later, Teddy Long decides it’s time for a new chapter to be written… |
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411's Instant Access 08.23.09: WWE SummerSlam 2009
(08.23.2009)
Go big or go home... or in Jeff Hardy's case, do both. |
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411’s Instant Access 06.28.09: WWE The Bash 2009
(06.29.2009)
Rey Mysterio puts on the Match of the Night, Edge wins a title match he wasn’t even supposed to be in, and Chris Jericho does both. Can a brother get a Y2J chant? |
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411’s Instant Access 04.26.09: WWE Backlash 2009
(04.26.2009)
Three title matches. Three new champions. Unexpected bondage. And a love triangle involving three men and some barbeque sauce. This show had a little bit of everything… |
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411’s Instant Access: WWE WrestleMania 25
(04.05.2009)
A transvestite, the Joker, and 10,000 John Cena clones made unexpected appearances, but in the end it was Shawn Michaels, the Undertaker, and eight guys with a bunch of ladders that saved an otherwise disappointing show. |
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411’s Countdown to WrestleMania 25: Slimmer and Small Watch WrestleMania on YouTube
(03.31.2009)
We’ve got some of the biggest names in WWE history in some of the worst WrestleMania matches of all time. Hey, we’re still basically just Heat reporters. We like bad matches. |
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Don’t Think Twice 03.17.09: It Ends Today
(03.17.2009)
This isn’t about tributes and eulogies anymore. This isn’t about questions that have no answers. This is about the fact that professional wrestlers are dying at an unconscionable rate. And this is about the fact that it’s time for change.
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Don’t Think Twice 02.21.09: Sweet Child O’ Mine
(02.21.2009)
Or, Whatever Happened to Randy “The Ram” Robinson? |
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411’s Instant Access 02.15.09: WWE No Way Out 2009
(02.16.2009)
"You win some, you lose some." – Edge’s philosophy on world championships |
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411’s Instant Access 01.25.09: WWE Royal Rumble 2009
(01.25.2009)
New WWE Champion? Check. Swerve of the Year? Check. Best… Random… Rumble… Cameo… EVER? Check. |
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Don’t Think Twice 01.10.09: Idiot Wind
(01.10.2009)
I recently spent three hours waiting in line to buy tickets to a Raw house show. This is the true story – true story – of the fans I met that morning and the questions I’ve been asking myself ever since. |
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411’s Instant Access 12.14.08: WWE Armageddon 2008
(12.14.2008)
Slimmer and Small bear witness to the one title change that many of us never thought we’d see… |
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Don’t Think Twice 12.13.08: Both Sides Now
(12.13.2008)
In the world of professional wrestling, kayfabe is the bridge between fact and fiction, between reality and fantasy. And unfortunately, the largest professional wrestling promotion in the world treats it recklessly and carelessly. |
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411’s Instant Access 11.24.08: WWE Survivor Series 2008
(11.24.2008)
Edge became the new WWE Champion and John Cena became the new World Heavyweight Champion, but the biggest surprise of the day is still the fact that Axl Rose finally delivered Chinese Democracy. |
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Don’t Think Twice 11.15.08: Brilliant Disguise
(11.15.2008)
Professional wresters are both fictional characters and real world entertainers, but does the fact that this duality persists say more about the desires of the fans than the identities of the wrestlers? |
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Don’t Think Twice 10.18.08: For the Love of the Pop
(10.18.2008)
Academia tends to dismiss pop culture as something less than art. But if artists such as Bob Dylan and Frank Miller and so many others could prove them wrong in other cases, then could professional wrestling be far behind? |
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411’s Instant Access 10.05.08: WWE No Mercy 2008
(10.05.2008)
Slimmer, Small, and Lansdell are on board as No Mercy is highlighted by two incredible championship matches. |
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