The MeeThinks Friday FreeThinks 12.25.09
Posted by John Meehan on 12.25.2009
What's the best gift a wrestling fan can give? Look inside and find out!
Howdy, folks. And welcome back to your regularly scheduled week end dose of intrawebz 'rasslin optimism. Normally, I'd use this space to preview all of the wrestling news we have on tap this week. But today just so happens to be Christmas, which makes it both a very special and very rare exception to our regularly scheduled format.
Now then...
I know I'm going to catch some heat for this, but the long and short of the matter is that sometimes, professional wrestling simply does (and *should*) take a back seat in the life of even the most diehard of fans. Such is the case for Mee on the Christmas holiday, which is -- and really, always has been -- a day for celebration, joy, hope, and (most importantly) togetherness. You know... family, friends, relatives, loved ones -- stuff like that.
(Granted, these groups are often mutually exclusive from one another. But on rare occasion, they really can overlap).
Today is precisely such an occasion.
And in the immortal words of Arrested Development:
Michael: What's the most important thing? What do we always say comes first? George Michael: ... Breakfast? Michael: Family. George Michael: Right. Family.... I thought you meant "...of the things we eat."
Long story short?
The Christmas holiday is a time for celebration with *family*, friends, and loved ones. It's a time for giving, sharing, and appreciating the company of others, and it's a chance for reconnecting with those folks who may have lost touch.
In other words --
Today is hardly the day for Mee to be hammering away on 30+ pages of wrestling news, nor is it the day for y'all to be spending even so much as 15 minutes to a half hour reading through countless pages of wrestling news, rumors, and opinions. I know, I know -- there's something to be said for "needing a break from the family" -- but for better or worse, I really don't see the harm in dropping everything else for one day out of the calendar year in order to spend time with the ones you love (or those who, at the very least, love *you*).
So (to borrow a line from every "proud parent with words of wisdom" in history) --
"Go on, you, get outta' here."
Forget the wrestling websites for a day, drop the "angry internet reader" cliches, the anonymous message board flaming, and go enjoy the company of real, live friends and loved ones wherever they may be. If you haven't got any holiday plans with your own family members, try giving a call to an old friend, or maybe even an old buddy who you grew up watching The Hulkster with but haven't spoken to in years.
In other words --
Take the day off. And if you *really* can't stand to spend 24 hours away from the beloved intrawebz and rumor mills, feel free to take a cue from Ebeneezer Scrooge and "be here all the earlier the next morning."
I promise you, professional wrestling will be right here waiting for you when you return.
We're back to our regularly scheduled broadcast next week. Scout's honor.
'Till then -- Merry Christmas, all. And always stay positive.
i'm an orphan...and the only joy i get is reading you article...i got no family,no friends, no nothing...i have to have sex with old men 2 pay my rent in my roach infested APARTMENT...thanks 4 your crappy gift
Posted By: heythatsmybike (Guest) on December 25, 2009 at 05:38 AM
haha that 1st comment really made my Christmas!
Posted By: jibba jabba (Guest) on December 25, 2009 at 06:57 AM
Dear John Meehan,
I'll make YOUR banana stand!
Posted By: Gob (Guest) on December 25, 2009 at 07:02 AM
Are u kiddin me?screw Family and friends, I need my pro wrestling
Posted By: NS (Guest) on December 25, 2009 at 08:43 AM
I'm a poor little orphan too; the only thing preventing me from ending this miserable life of mine was your column. Ah well, goodbye cruel world!
Posted By: Orphan #1532 (Guest) on December 25, 2009 at 08:59 AM
Thanks Meehan... I needed someone else to make that decision for me... Blinders man, straight freakin blinders....
Posted By: Deadpoetic (Guest) on December 25, 2009 at 09:01 AM
bull. I love it.
Posted By: Guest#5630 (Guest) on December 25, 2009 at 09:04 AM
MeeThinks, FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted By: Santa (Guest) on December 25, 2009 at 09:29 AM
Does this mean RVD is coming back?
Posted By: Triple B (Guest) on December 25, 2009 at 12:02 PM
What about the people who want to read this article tomorrow, or Sunday, or early next week?
It isn't just something you have to read the day it comes out.
Sounds more like you just couldn't be bothered this week. Which is fine, but don't make some phony story up.
Posted By: DB (Guest) on December 25, 2009 at 12:21 PM
Well that's a lump of coal in my stocking. Screw my family and friends, I need to know if Morrison got busted in another doping scandal!
Posted By: lilwayne1 (Guest) on December 25, 2009 at 12:23 PM
I decided to stop going to these sites a couple of years ago. It didn't last a day. Why? The date june 25 2007
Posted By: D (Guest) on December 25, 2009 at 01:13 PM
Yet you had the time to write this? You coulda just said "Hey guys, its Christmas. I'm out. Peace!" But nope, you wrote this whole, pointless column!
Posted By: El Guesto (Guest) on December 25, 2009 at 04:23 PM
I'm a poor little orphan too; the only thing preventing me from ending this miserable life of mine was your column. Ah well, goodbye cruel world
!
It isn't the end of the world if he decides to skip Christmas Day.
Merry Christmas
Posted By: Tom (Guest) on December 25, 2009 at 05:13 PM
What about the people who want to read this article tomorrow, or Sunday, or early next week?
It isn't just something you have to read the day it comes out.
Sounds more like you just couldn't be bothered this week. Which is fine, but don't make some phony story up.
Posted By: DB (Guest) on December 25, 2009 at 12:21 PM
I agree. I just got back from my family's house after being there the last few days, and then come online and read this garbage.
The IWC always says for the WWE to 'not insult our intelligence'. Well, you just did that by making up some hookus pookus excuse for being lazy. Plain and simple. Period.
Posted By: BS (Guest) on December 25, 2009 at 06:01 PM
Another one shot deal
Posted By: Guest#9642 (Guest) on December 25, 2009 at 06:18 PM
What am I going to do without news about the men I love rolling around on a mat in victorias secret panties play fighting?
How am I going to spin this into a political speech were I tell Americans how stupid they are?
I am going to braid Carlitos hair.
Posted By: Chungles (Guest) on December 25, 2009 at 07:38 PM
What am I going to do without news about the men I love rolling around on a mat in victorias secret panties play fighting?
How am I going to spin this into a political speech were I tell Americans how stupid they are?
I am going to braid Carlitos hair.
Posted By: Chungles (Guest) on December 25, 2009 at 07:38 PM
Fag
Posted By: Guest#7338 (Guest) on December 25, 2009 at 10:09 PM
Appreciate the thought, but dunno why you had to turn a simple "Happy Holidays" into a condescending lecture.
Posted By: Lobe (Guest) on December 26, 2009 at 06:33 AM
As accurate as that impression above was, I do not claim authorship of it. I shall now return to spooning my lover Manuel who bears a striking resemblance to Carlito...
Posted By: Chungles (Guest) on December 26, 2009 at 07:11 AM
Boo-urns
Posted By: Bert Hart (Guest) on December 26, 2009 at 11:54 PM
What a total an utter cop out. You could have built your review of the week day by day, meaning you had no work to do on it on Xmas day, unless something major happened. Another feckless cop out.
Guess what folks, I did not want to do things that I had signed up for yesterday, but I manned up and fecking did it.
Posted By: British Bullfrog (Guest) on December 27, 2009 at 10:23 AM
You have ruined christmas... You lazy mofo
Posted By: josh (Guest) on December 27, 2009 at 02:09 PM
I don't know why I bother reading you column, it's awful
Posted By: guest (Guest) on December 27, 2009 at 09:41 PM
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