411 Fact or Fiction 1.28.10: AJ's Heel Turn, the Orlando Screwjob, the Royal Rumble and More!
Posted by Jeremy Thomas on 01.28.2010
Will AJ Styles be able to prove his detractors wrong with his heel turn? Will Awesome Kong and Cheerleader Melissa end up in the WWE soon? Was the Orlando Screwjob a drastically bad move by TNA? Will this be one of the stronger Royal Rumbles of the last several years? 411's Chris Lansdell and Len Archibald debate these topics and more in the latest edition of 411 Wrestling Fact or Fiction!
Welcome once again, wrestling fans, to another edition of 411 Wrestling Fact or Fiction!. With the Royal Rumble just days away, the Road to WrestleMania is about to begin. We also have had a lot of other news and developments this week, including the Orlando Screwjob, a new addition to the Straight Edge Society, a TNA departure (and another possible one) and much more! This week stepping into the ring, we have the weekly author of "If I Can Be Serious For a Moment," co-writer of "2 Raw 2 Furious," Pay-Per-View recapper and brand-spankin' new Games Editor Chris Lansdell facing off withour resident god of arthouse and foreign films at 411, the Movie Zone's Len Archibald! Everyone's up to their respective podiums to speak and the questions are set, so without further ado let's get to it!
Questions were sent out Monday.
Participants were told to expect WWE & TNA-related questions.
1. AJ Styles will be able to prove his detractors wrong and find new life as a heel under Ric Flair's tutelage.
Len Archibald:FACT. I think AJ Styles really don't have as many detractors as one may think – remember, here in the IWC, **everything** is blown way out of proportion when it comes to opinions. No, AJ isn't exactly The Rock or even Flair himself when it comes to mic skills, but one thing AJ is – is one of the hardest working wrestlers on the planet that always takes an opportunity to better himself. I actually think him being sided with Flair will say more about Flair's mentoring skills than AJ's ability to pick up on them – can the Nature Boy able to transfer his knowledge of how to sell a feud and match through mic work to AJ? I hope the answer is yes.
***caveat*** I do wish people; both those on the inside and the fans would truly allow the leeway for performers and wrestlers to find their own personas, as opposed to molding someone into "The Next..." anything. There was only one Jordan, one Montana, one Tiger, one Hogan, Flair and Rock, etc. The focus should be more on making these future stars be themselves and not emulating the past; all that does is bring to light to younger fans that the past was indeed better. THAT'S why neither of the major promotions have been able to emulate the heights of the Rock n' Wrestling or Attitude Eras, they've conditioned the fans into thinking that "older is better" - so they're looking back as well instead of looking ahead[/end rant]
Chris Lansdell:FICTION. Look, Flair is awesome. We all know this. But AJ just doesn't work as a main event heel. He has a babyface for one thing, which kind of necessitates being...a babyface. Plus his whole appeal as a wrestler is his athleticism, high-flying and non-stop action...all qualities that are rarely seen in a heel because they pop the crowd. I think someone with that style CAN be a top heel, but AJ is just not that gifted at the heel role. I understand not wanting to keep Angle as a heel, but TNA is not exactly lacking in people who could be heel champions with Angle chasing. With Flair's help I think AJ will make a good go of it, but he won't do enough to make anyone eat their words.
Score: 0 for 1
2. This year's Royal Rumble match looks to be one of the stronger Rumble matches of the last several years.
Len Archibald:FACT. I want to say "Fact" because there is a mild air of uncertainty over who will win on Sunday, and for me, the uncertainty of who will win is one of the selling points of the Rumble match. The 'E could truly go in any direction they want: Michaels winning creates the rematch of the critics' choice for best match of 2009, Triple H winning may have him go after Sheamus – or even creating that final rift in DX. Cena winning opens up the possibility of Cena/Sheamus...Or Cena/Taker (I find it funny that everyone's suddenly forgotten about that potential match...) Ted DiBiase could (not likely) win and thrust himself in the blowoff to the "Legacy" storyline if Orton wins the WWE Title on Sunday. We still have a few darkhorses, like Jericho (this could be his "in" to bring him back to RAW) or even a surprise (like...maybe a certain Rated R Superstar – again, that isn't likely – but neither was Cena in 2008.) I like not truly knowing what way the Rumble may go, and that has always been my selling point to whether or not it's "strong".
Chris Lansdell:FACT, if only because I have no idea who will win it. If I were to bet, it would be on Shawn Michaels, but with almost every major name in the company taking part and the Mania matches looking to be HBK-HHH and Cena-Taker, it could go pretty much any which way. Any time you have that sort of uncertainty going into a match that, in kayfabe terms, could see anyone win, it's a good thing.
Score: 1 for 2
3. Ending last week's Impact with "The Orlando Screwjob" was a drastically bad move for TNA.
Len Archibald:FACT. A bazillion, billion, million times fact. What did I just say about how the major promotions conditioning fans to think "older is better"? The one thing TNA does not need to do right now is draw comparisons to the WWE. As much as the TNA fanbase may not want to admit it, the WWE is "The Wizard of Oz" while TNA is "The Wiz". It's bad enough that any casual fan could click onto Spike and see the Nasty Boys and be like, "WTF? Didn't they die like around WrestleMania 8?!?!", but to emulate the BIGGEST wrestling story of my particular generation – while at the same time the TRUE participants are engaged in a potential storyline based on the same angle in the "other" promotion – isn't just stupid on almost every level, but juvenile in the sense that those casual fans who remember what happened in Montreal can look at this and think to themselves, "Hmmm, so these guys can't come up with ideas of their own, so they copy the other guys?" Like they say, why go for the imitation when you can have the real thing?
Chris Lansdell:FACT. Look, TNA is like my male cat. I love him to pieces, but he's evil a lot of the time. I will try and defend most anything TNA does, but I can't see how this is a good idea. I've been watching wrestling for a long time and there's just no way I can think of to turn this into something that feels fresh or cxan be made to feel fresh. Fans are so fed up with this sort of screwjob, but for some reason Russo, McMahon and Hogan don't seem to realise that. I'll say it again, I love TNA. Impact was my baby on this site for over a year and I was sad to give up the recap. I think a strong TNA is our best hope for improved wrestling. But this shit...man. Why? What can you possibly hope to accomplish? We already know Styles is a heel, we know Angle is a face. Are you trying to force-feed face Hogan to us? Because the reactions I've seen point to the fans wishing THEY had spit on Hogan, and not because he screwed Kurt.
Score: 2 for 3
4. Keeping Bret Hart off TV for the last two weeks was a good choice in order to prevent the Vince/Bret feud from burning out too quickly.
Len Archibald:FACT. We already have the detractors saying, "oh, they've killed the angle already!" and they're the ones that need whatever new medication is used to treat ADD and ADHD. From what I've been taught in "Storytelling 101" - this is called "natural, realistic progression of plot". Someone suggests Bret host Raw. Rumors start. Rumors are confirmed. Bret shows up and Vince disrespects him. Vince decides to ban Hart "forever". Vince is goaded on by various "Superstars" and his "bitch" card is played. Vince's ego (which has always been his character's downfall) forces his hand to prove he is not what his own staff thinks of him so he brings Bret back....and so on and so on. I'm pretty sure we won't see Bret on EVERY RAW starting next week up until WrestleMania as well, as this is the one feud that could realistically be turned on and off to give way to other angles leading into the big show as it has been twelve years in the making. People (maybe not everyone in the IWC, but others who – y'know PAY MONEY FOR VINCE'S PRODUCT) have been waiting to see this, so I'm sure they will get their money's worth.
Chris Lansdell:FACT...for now. I was at a loss for words when WWE wasted 5 of the 7 weeks between TLC and the Rumble and once again rushed their PPV storylines. With that said, the Road to Wrestlemania is almost always well booked for the major stories, and you can guarantee that Vince sees anything involving him as a major story. With over 2 months to go until Mania, the amount of material they can work with would be stretched mighty thin if Bret was on Raw every week. Maybe this will play in to the HHH/HBK match I want so much? That's beside the point though, which is that if WWE brings Bret in next week then has him off air for 3 MORE weeks, we get close to time-wasting again.
Score: 3 for 4
SWITCH!
5. Awesome Kong and Cheerleader Melissa are likely to end up in the WWE soon.
Chris Lansdell:FICTION. Melissa might, because she's much closer to the kind of woman WWE signs. She's cute, she can wrestle and she's marketable, which is a triple threat package that WWE may find hard to resist...IF she's interested. Kong has little to no chance. Look, I love her to bits, and at this point I am contractually obliged to point out that Kong kills bitches dead, but WWE doesn't care. You can't put her in a bikini to wrestle, she won't be appearing in many rap music videos, and not many adolescents are fantasizing about her. In fact she is more likely to appear in the kind of dreams that leave one's bedsheets wet than wet and sticky.
Len Archibald:FACT. Vince McMahon may be an egotistical asshole, but he isn't stupid. He may say that he isn't "paying attention" to TNA, but there is no way that he isn't remotely interested in showing up any remnants of "competition" if the opportunity presents itself. Awesome Kong has been the mainstay and the constant of TNA's Knockout Division. She is now unhappy and feels that she was mistreated. Kong is NOT a "WWE Original" - but she isn't an exile either. Neither she or Melissa have ever burnt any bridges with Vince. I'm sure Vince sees a chance to say to TNA, "yeah, you made these girls a little popular, but I can make them "SUPERSTARS". He did the same in the 80's when he gobbled up the territories. He did that with Austin, Jericho and Mysterio. I'm not saying he's going to bring about a "golden age" of women's wrestling (HA!) but the WWE knows when they have an opportunity to obliterate their competition and send their fans demoralized. Kong and Melissa will enter at some point, with much fanfare – Kong will kill bitches dead – we will catch a moment where she and Beth cross paths and it will fizzle quickly. All I care about is that Kong gets some Kash in recognition for being one of the premiere female wrestlers on the planet after years moving up the ranks.
Score: 3 for 5
6. Raw would have been a better choice to place Serena Deeb than on SmackDown as part of the Straight Edge Society.
Chris Lansdell:FICTION. Why? Presuming she gets to wrestle, there's more female wrestling talent on SmackDown which will give her a better chance of sticking on the roster. She can't show off against Kelly Kelly and Eve, but against Mickie and Beth she certainly can. Putting her in a stable that seems to be going places is probably best for her career, and I struggle to come up with one good reason to put her on Raw. If someone like Angelina Love or Lita were to sign, then yeah put them on Raw since they are well-known names. Serena Deeb is nowhere near that level.
Len Archibald:FICTION. Where would she have gone on RAW? Seriously, sit and think about that. The Divas tournament is almost over. Could she debut and take out Maryse after she (and I think it's a foregone conclusion) wins the Divas Title? That would kind of derail her momentum right off the bat, and it's obvious that the 'E LOVES the French hottie. Where would she go on ECW? Yeah. So that leaves SmackDown and a host of possibilities. Being part of the "Straight Edge Society" gives Deeb the one thing that NO OTHER "Diva" in the 'E has been given since Mickie James hopped the railing and started stalking Trish Stratus – an instantly recognizable and emotionally invested CHARACTER. People may come down on CM Punk, but he has been gathering some borderline nuclear heat for his "Evil Jesus" shtick and it has actually helped the profile of one former "Festus". Being the "hot chick that is so far above everyone else" helps CM Punk, helps Gallows and helps Serena Deeb stand out as more than just some random chick with a boob job. That would not happen on RAW.
Score: 4 for 6
7. No one wants to see a Nasty Boys/Team 3D feud in 2010.
Chris Lansdell:FICTION. Hulk Hogan does, and right now he's the only person that matters unfortunately. I'll be honest here: I hated the idea when I first saw it, but having seen that the Nastys are nowhere near as awful as I thought they'd be and given that there are no titles involved, I'm considering it harmless and a good excuse to get a nice stiff plunder match on the card. Sure I'd rather see the Nastys put over a young team, but having them do well against Team 3D might mean they can put over 2 young teams before losing credibility altogether. Bottom line: I've heard worse ideas.
Len Archibald:FICTION. I've seen some of the comments, and there are some people who are interested. They need a lobotomy – but still, just because I don't want to see two WAY PAST THEIR PRIME tag teams feud doesn't mean that there aren't others who are so delusional in their fandom that they convince themselves as they rock in a dark corner, "YES! YES! THIS IS WHAT TNA NEEDS! This is why they are the ALTERNATIVE! This will give COMPETITION!" Poor, ragged souls.
Score: 5 for 7
8. Inserting Batista into the confrontation between Rey Mysterio and the Undertaker on SmackDown sold Mysterio short as a contender to the World Heavyweight Title.
Chris Lansdell:FICTION. Dammit J-Thom, that joke is just too easy, but I'll take the high road...unlike Mysterio. Sorry. Seriously, how is this selling him short? Nobody thought he had a chance to beat Batista, and when he did people screamed fluke. It would be even less credible for him to beat Taker one on one, so if anything the addition of Batista gives Rey a better chance of winning. Rey is supposed to get beat up a lot, that's his schtick. It's what happens next that will speak volumes.
Len Archibald:FICTION. This is a trick question – simply because Batista didn't need to sell Rey Mysterio short, as Shawn Michaels on RAW did that all by himself with his "I'm gonna destroy the STREAK!" storyline with the Dead Man. Rey-Rey should have made a little special appearance this past Monday and verbally berated The Showstopper for overlooking the fact that if Michaels wins the Royal Rumble that it is possible that he may have to dial up the 619 in Arizona as he could wind up with the World Heavyweight Belt – but that would make too much sense and would actually be somewhat of a hard-sell of the Pay-Per View, and we can't have ANY of that in North American professional wrestling.
Final Score: 6 for 8
And there you have it. In one of the more harmonious Fact or Fictions for the Wrestling Zone in some time, Lansdell and Archibald go 6 for 8! Thank you very much to both of them for their answers, and to you guys who clicked on the link to read what they had to say! For Len and Chris, I'm Jeremy Thomas saying join us next week for more Wrestling Zone Fact or Fiction!
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Without revealing the spoilers for the next three weeks, yes AJ's heel turn will ultimately fail, and TNA will 'reset' him back to a face in no time like they do with Joe every other month.
Posted By: Jim (Guest) on January 27, 2010 at 10:42 PM
aj heel-fail
orlando screwjob-bigger fail, just for the obvious reasons and house shows results in the uk say hebnar came to ring dressed as bret hart, need i say any more about tna?
Posted By: perez (Guest) on January 27, 2010 at 10:43 PM
...Two (or three) years ago WWE made Kong an offer and she politely declined opting to sign with TNA.
Posted By: If I remember (Guest) on January 27, 2010 at 10:44 PM
BREAKING NEWS!
Jericho and Helms arrested for public intoxication Wednesday...
Oh man, as if Hurricane wasn't on his way out already, and Jericho-well he volunteers to lose, reports say, so he should be fine with the boys.
Posted By: HAHAHHAAAHAA (Guest) on January 27, 2010 at 10:47 PM
That promo buried Rey and Batista laying him out didn't help. And Taker talking about defending the title at mania isn't helping either. Plus, we all know if Rey wins, he'll lose it at EC so...once again proof Rey should not contend for World Titles EVER.
Nasty Boys/ Team 3D is gonna bring hardcore stiff action that is lacking in wrestling today. A match at lockdown will be a gorefest.
Straight Edge Society is now too similar to smackdown's other heel group, Hart Dynasty. WWE needs to turn the Harts face like NOW.
Posted By: ROH Commish (Guest) on January 27, 2010 at 10:49 PM
In 411's picture on their front page, it shows AJ posing like an idiot, but if notice the girl behind him is as big as him, if not bigger. Watch the promo again, if you don't believe me. This is why WWE will never turn Rey heel becuase it is not believable, even in pro-wrestling's crazy world.
Posted By: Jimbob Jones (Guest) on January 27, 2010 at 11:10 PM
Oh my god, TNA suck, the women they put in the same ring as AJ were taller than him!!! Good luck trying to get another 1.3 now douchebags!
*yawn*
Sensible feedback all round (column wise).
Posted By: Chungles (Guest) on January 27, 2010 at 11:32 PM
Straight Edge Society is now too similar to smackdown's other heel group, Hart Dynasty. WWE needs to turn the Harts face like NOW.
Posted By: ROH Commish (Guest) on January 27, 2010 at 10:49 PM
How are they similar?? Because they are heel?? Utterly stupid right there
Not to mention that Hart Dynasty is more of a tag team while the Society can grow into a stable...very different
Posted By: Erik... (Guest) on January 27, 2010 at 11:34 PM
As I said on some other columns, the Nasty's aren't that bad. This is the first time I've seen a 411 writer at least acknowledge that. Chris, you echo my thoughts very well. I'm not their biggest fan, but I think they can make it work for some okay TV.
Saggs is in good shape, and Knobbs has won some recent noteriety with the Hogan show.
Posted By: Mike (Guest) on January 27, 2010 at 11:36 PM
"Rey-Rey should have made a little special appearance this past Monday and verbally berated The Showstopper for overlooking the fact that if Michaels wins the Royal Rumble that it is possible that he may have to dial up the 619 in Arizona as he could wind up with the World Heavyweight Belt"
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619 is San Diego, California. Not Arizona.
Posted By: Guest#4501 (Guest) on January 27, 2010 at 11:54 PM
Chris Lansdell: Stop saying "Look..." for half of your points. It is very annoying.
Posted By: WhiteRoom (Guest) on January 28, 2010 at 12:15 AM
SES= 2 guys, 1 Chick
HD= 2 guys, 1 Chick
All HEEL
Posted By: ROH Commish (Guest) on January 28, 2010 at 12:26 AM
Shawn Michaels will not win the Rumble but he WILL cost Undertaker the title against Rey. Thus the setup for Rey vs Batista at WM. Undertaker will demand retribution from Shawn, who will say "NO, only at WM" There's 2 of your main events.
My pick for the rumble winner is Cena, but with some kind of swerve to it.
Posted By: fanboy (Guest) on January 28, 2010 at 12:31 AM
"Rey-Rey should have made a little special appearance this past Monday and verbally berated The Showstopper for overlooking the fact that if Michaels wins the Royal Rumble that it is possible that he may have to dial up the 619 in Arizona as he could wind up with the World Heavyweight Belt"
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619 is San Diego, California. Not Arizona.
Posted By: Guest#4501 (Guest) on January 27, 2010 at 11:54 PM
Umm Rey says he dials up the 619 in reference to hitting the move on somebody, but thank you for that peice of information.
Posted By: Guest#5097 (Guest) on January 28, 2010 at 12:37 AM
I'm The Wiz!
And I'm...AWESOME!!!
Posted By: The Wiz (Guest) on January 28, 2010 at 12:53 AM
lansdell
u keep saying u want hhh/hbk at mania, but i heard an ad for elimination chamber ppv promoting hhh/hbk - winner earns a title match at mania.
Posted By: hmmm (Guest) on January 28, 2010 at 01:18 AM
"Look, Flair is awesome. We all know this. But AJ just doesn't work as a main event heel."
Other than goofy, Christian's lacky heel and old S.E.X heel before AJ was anywhere close to the level he is at now, I don't think that AJ has really been given the opportunity to to play a decent heel character.
The only problem that I have with the AJ/Flair alliance is the way that AJ is portraying his heel character. He is just Flair-lite, which, in theory, might not be a bad thing, but it has some very distinct draw backs. The first of which being that, to date, the main part of Flair's character (and real life persona) that AJ is duplicating is his womanizing ways. Anyone who has heard AJ say ANYTHING about the WWE knows the he isn't into the sexism and the way that they portray women due to his highly Christian nature.
To decry what they do so publicly and then turn around and add this element to his character doesn't make any sense to me. But, then again, that is what might make it such a good element to what could, ultimately be, a huge turning point in AJ's career.
Regardless of his womanizing antics, I think that AJ as a top tier heel has money written all over it. All they need to do now is build up some legitimate babyface challengers and your main event scene is set for the next six months to a year.
Posted By: Al Gore's cousin (Guest) on January 28, 2010 at 01:24 AM
Anyone who thinks team 3d is "way past their prime" is just silly to me. Ahead in years, yes. But way past their prime??? Bubba is still as good in the ring as he was back in ECW and WWE
Posted By: bighustle (Guest) on January 28, 2010 at 01:26 AM
SES= 2 guys, 1 Chick
HD= 2 guys, 1 Chick
All HEEL
Posted By: ROH Commish (Guest) on January 28, 2010 at 12:26 AM
um..... didn't SES "help" two males before Sarena was "saved"?
Posted By: kennedyfan (Guest) on January 28, 2010 at 01:28 AM
Mysterio/Michaels could absolutely be the main event at wrestlemania. (ignoring the fact they have a match on friday)The wwe totally missed the boat on a lot of money by not putting michaels on smackdown and having him have matches with Hardy, Punk and Mysterio,
Posted By: SolidCPlus (Guest) on January 28, 2010 at 01:38 AM
619 is San Diego, California. Not Arizona.
Posted By: Guest#4501 (Guest) on January 27, 2010 at 11:54 PM
Umm Rey says he dials up the 619 in reference to hitting the move on somebody, but thank you for that peice of information.
Posted By: Guest#5097 (Guest)
"Umm", Rey is from San Diego area (or right over the border) & it's been well documented the 619 move is a shout out to the San Diego area code, so "umm" thanks for trying to come off smart, but "Umm" you're an idiot. Dial up a Brain, Guest#4501
Posted By: BlueOyster (Guest) on January 28, 2010 at 01:48 AM
"Rey-Rey should have made a little special appearance this past Monday and verbally berated The Showstopper for overlooking the fact that if Michaels wins the Royal Rumble that it is possible that he may have to dial up the 619 in Arizona as he could wind up with the World Heavyweight Belt"
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619 is San Diego, California. Not Arizona.
Posted By: Guest#4501 (Guest) on January 27, 2010 at 11:54 PM
Umm Rey says he dials up the 619 in reference to hitting the move on somebody, but thank you for that peice of information.
Posted By: Guest#5097 (Guest) on January 28, 2010 at 12:37 AM
Actually he meant at wrestlemania. Wrestlemania's at Phoenix this year! Try to keep up guys :)
Posted By: Alfredo Lara Jr. (Guest) on January 28, 2010 at 02:15 AM
I'll take a wait and see approach with "AJ Stylin' and Profilin"
If it catches fire, we should get to see another side of AJ -- more mat-based.
On the other hand, Flair could turn on Styles and declare someone else the "new Nature Boy."
I don't know Horsemen history very well, but I seem to recall a time when Sting was briefly aligned with Flair and the group. This might be a new spin on that old storyline.
Posted By: Guest#0550 (Guest) on January 28, 2010 at 02:34 AM
619 is San Diego, California. Not Arizona.
Posted By: Guest#4501 (Guest) on January 27, 2010 at 11:54 PM
Umm Rey says he dials up the 619 in reference to hitting the move on somebody, but thank you for that peice of information.
Posted By: Guest#5097 (Guest)
"Umm", Rey is from San Diego area (or right over the border) & it's been well documented the 619 move is a shout out to the San Diego area code, so "umm" thanks for trying to come off smart, but "Umm" you're an idiot. Dial up a Brain, Guest#4501
Let's put this to bed. How could a "fan" overlook the obvious? "dial up the 619 in Arizona", as in WM XXVI, which will be in, guess where?...Glendale, ARIZONA. Doesn't take a rocket scientist, kids.
Posted By: JustSomeGuy (Guest) on January 28, 2010 at 03:10 AM
619 is San Diego, California. Not Arizona.
Posted By: Guest#4501 (Guest) on January 27, 2010 at 11:54 PM
Umm Rey says he dials up the 619 in reference to hitting the move on somebody, but thank you for that peice of information.
Posted By: Guest#5097 (Guest)
"Umm", Rey is from San Diego area (or right over the border) & it's been well documented the 619 move is a shout out to the San Diego area code, so "umm" thanks for trying to come off smart, but "Umm" you're an idiot. Dial up a Brain, Guest#4501
Posted By: BlueOyster (Guest) on January 28, 2010 at 01:48 AM
He MEANS that Rey will dial '619', referring to San Diego, AT WRESTLEMANIA which is in Glendale, ARIZONA. HE smart. YOU not so much. For YOU mock without thinking.
Posted By: MadmanJack (Registered) on January 28, 2010 at 03:30 AM
As regarding selling Mysterio short. Remember how selling Jericho short for his title-DEFENSE at the Rumble a few years back was a whole little storyline. The Rock cut a promo on winning The Rumble to face Austin at Mania. Jericho retained.
Posted By: PaulOrndorff (Guest) on January 28, 2010 at 03:32 AM
If WWE wanted to make it really unpredictable, they'd create Rumble storylines for a bunch of people, like have Cena interested in taking on Taker too (I would've assumed he naturally wanted to face Taker after losing a match and breaking his promise. Instead, he was back next week cracking jokes.)
The only person with a Rumble storyline is Michaels, so based on the usual pattern in the past, I say Michaels wins it. Because, you know, the guy needs the push. =/
Posted By: b2 (Guest) on January 28, 2010 at 04:17 AM
"AJ just doesn't work as a main event heel. He has a babyface for one thing, which kind of necessitates being...a babyface"
DUMB. So good heels can't look young? What an ass-brained thing to say. Chris Jericho, Owen Hart and Shawn Michaels (in the early-to-mid 90's) all disagree with you heartily.
"people with babyfaces must be babyfaces" is one of the more retarded, ass-hatted statements ever made on 411. Congratulations.
Posted By: MDK (Guest) on January 28, 2010 at 05:25 AM
Yeah Melissa has a good chance of getting signed. Not so sure about Kong, but would like to see that.
Posted By: Guest#5512 (Guest) on January 28, 2010 at 05:49 AM
Lansdell says "look" a lot.
Posted By: DeeRayMoore (Guest) on January 28, 2010 at 07:16 AM
1: Fiction---Does anyone remember when Tomko/AJ: the team, it was terrible. AJ is a guy that can't sell the heel role. If this was Daniels or Joe under Flair....WOOOOOO.
2: Fiction--Dumb question. The participants in the match have always been strong regardless of the year and it has always been a crap shot on who wins (except for when HHH came back).
3: Fact--I asked this last week on the Raw results: Is TNA and WWE email story ideas back and forth between each other? This was terrible!
4: Fact--I was pumped for Hart's return, now I see it as a "fuck you TNA" by Vince. Making Hart the GM or co-owner of WWE (using Linda/Shane departure from the company as a storyline) would have keep the story going to WrestleMania.
5: Fact--First, I feel both Kong and Bubba should be let go. You don't assault your co-workers at any job and get away with it, even if the co-worker is a stupid, lazy, overweight shock-jock wannabe. Second, Vince wants to stick it to the competition. That is why you see Christian, Truth, and Kim on TV.
6: Fiction--Future valet for Punk and Gallows, sure, or a mole for Danielson, even better.
7: Fiction--I for one want to see it, because it adds another (big gulp)legendary tag team to the list that Team 3D has to overcome, and I think it will lead to Outsiders vs. Team 3D. Second, the straps are not in play and are being used to push new talent.
8: Fiction---WWE writing of Mysterio makes him weak not Batista. Does anyone really remember Rey's title run? The "E" has always made Rey out to be this David vs. Goliath character when it has come to the heavyweight titles, instead of making him a legit contender and it shows here again.
Posted By: KT (Guest) on January 28, 2010 at 08:42 AM
619 is San Diego, California. Not Arizona.
Posted By: Guest#4501 (Guest) on January 27, 2010 at 11:54 PM
Umm Rey says he dials up the 619 in reference to hitting the move on somebody, but thank you for that peice of information.
Posted By: Guest#5097 (Guest)
"Umm", Rey is from San Diego area (or right over the border) & it's been well documented the 619 move is a shout out to the San Diego area code, so "umm" thanks for trying to come off smart, but "Umm" you're an idiot. Dial up a Brain, Guest#4501
Posted By: BlueOyster (Guest) on January 28, 2010 at 01:48 AM
Wow. Your all right and, what's more, Archibald's comment was correct. 619 is all those things and WM is in Arizona this year. So, pay attention, you two. And shut the fuck up.
Mysterio/Michaels Eddie Memorial match was awesome, another go would be sweet. And considering Beth, Natalya and Mickey are the "ugly" divas, some Kong would really enrich the division. Make it a lot more interesting, for sure.
Posted By: ThePants (Guest) on January 28, 2010 at 10:19 AM
Two very good points:
- Lansdell's about Styles literally having a baby-face. Yes, it really does matter.
- Len's about the 'Taker/Michaels build-up undermining the build for 'Taker/Mysterio. I'm almost certain that, during their encounter and HBK's subsequent promo on Raw, neither of them mentioned Mysterio once.
Posted By: KanyonKreist (Registered) on January 28, 2010 at 10:45 AM
I'm going to go out on a limb and predict that this year's Rumble match will be one of the greatest ever.
I'm always pumped for the Rumble even if the winner is predictable (Who didn't know Orton was winning last year?), but this years is really up in the air. Cena, Hunter, HBK or Batista could all easily win it, Jericho or Punk isn't an impossibility, they could swerve us with Edge, Kofi or Ted jr winning. I'm really looking forward to it, hopefully it delivers.
Posted By: Trev (Guest) on January 28, 2010 at 11:04 AM
There's like 5 guys total who can possibly win the Rumble - hardly the most 'unpredictable Rumble ever'.
Posted By: Chungles (Guest) on January 28, 2010 at 11:53 AM
1. Fiction, booking AJ as a heel will never work.
3. Fact, but just par for the course for TNA.
5. Fact, they're too talented for TNA anyway.
7. Fact, they should replace them with a bunch of foreign wrestlers that no one's ever heard of.
Posted By: Bryan Ryers (Guest) on January 28, 2010 at 11:55 AM
The Orlando Screw Job. I can book TNA for the next few weeks:
1. Mr. Anderson will have pretend sex with Abyss' girlfriend.
2. Jeff Jarret and Mick Foley will feud with Sting and God.
3. No Limit will return to cut of Sean Morley's penis.
4. The Pope's "momma" will be brought in to manage him.
5. Alex Shelley will kick Chris Sabin through a barbershop window.
Posted By: Free Lunch (Guest) on January 28, 2010 at 12:22 PM
Alissa Flash/Melissa has had tryout matches with WWE in the past and even a Heat match a few years ago. She's got the right look and would be an asset to the division.
Kong is less likely, but WWE should IMO waive their Diva hiring policy for this one. If they can hire Chyna, Nicole Bass, Vickie Guerrero, Melina and Jillian (the last two are certainly NOT attractive by Diva standards despite what WWE tries to portray them as) I see no reason why Kong can't be picked up.
Posted By: Guest#3572 (Guest) on January 28, 2010 at 01:10 PM
1.) FACT: Styles's character will have new life breathed into it with help from Flair. The way TNA (Hogan) sees it, the endorsement of Flair to Styles gives Styles a huge rub and gives him being the "World Champion" lots of credibility. Personally he's better as a face against Wolfe, Daniels, or Joe but at the end of the day, if Styles can walk out of this program with an improved ability to "talk people into the seats" then he's one step closer to being the star Hulk wants him to be.
2.) FICTON: I define a Rumble being "strong" or "stacked" as one that has the most talent booked for the match that actually have a chance of winning in the eyes of fans. If Hurricane getting arrested didn't ruin his chances the fact that he's not a main eventer will. The fans can narrow it down to about 8-10 guys. I think this year's intrigue is that the WWE has many directions to go in that could all make some sense. My money is on Edge personally. After him it's Jericho and a distant 3rd is HHH due to (having his voice heard in booking meetings) being HHH.
3.) FACT: YESSS, for all the obvious reasons stated above. TNA looks furthermore like the minor leagues after this move. I know people want to keep their jobs but Kurt Angle couldn't have though this was a good idea, why couldn't he have spoken up? Hogan isn't that scary. I want TNA to make waves because the business is better for it and it's still too early to call this project off but so far the Hogan/Bischoff regime is failing.
4.) FACT: Of course it was a good idea. What would they have done with him in 2 weeks. The WWE is smart enough to know how to book this. At this stage of the program they're on auto pilot because its easy. It's once the Road to Wrestlemania starts is when this program kicks into high gear *Spoiler Alert*....Vince-Bret for WM XXVI gets booked offically on the 3/15 episode of Raw hosted by Stone Cold Steve Austin. Yes I had to state the obvious. I have great optimisim for this program but I will say if this fails (which it wont), it will be the biggest failed storyline in the history of pro wrestling, yes bigger than the Invasion angle. This is the one big angle the wrestling world has wanted to see for years and Vince and Co. arent dumb enough to fuck it up.
Posted By: Justin pt. 1 (Guest) on January 28, 2010 at 02:14 PM
AJ can become a major heel, but I truly think he needs a stable to lead to really help him change up his wrestling style somewhat.
I still think if they just ran with 2010 version of Horseman. It would go over.
Flair taking Dillion's role.
AJ taking Flair's role.
Daniels taking Double A's role. Seeing that AJ finally seen the light. I could see Daniels and AJ burying their hatred.
Wolfe taking over Windham's role.
Daniels and Wolfe could make for another awesome tag team. You have Flair working the mic when need be and all three can protect their world champion AJ.
Posted By: Sean (Guest) on January 28, 2010 at 02:16 PM
I am the wiz...ease on down the road suckers
Posted By: A.J. Styles (Guest) on January 28, 2010 at 02:22 PM
5.) FACT: Vince I'm sure has his eye on TNA. Looking for prospective talents he could add. Also quite frankly the monster diva heel of the WWE, Beth Phoenix, is non existent. I say by the end of 2010 both of these Knockouts will be WWE Divas. I see Beth Phoenix becoming a babyface to sqaure off with Kong if. Melissa will get snatched up quickly and have a successful run as a prominent Diva only to be lost in the shuffle when soemone else like her arrives after later on.
6.) FICTION: Raw right now seems to have strong focus on their particular Divas at the moment Maryse, Kelly, and Gail Kim for the foreseeable future so I dont think Serena would get much love. She would be seen as just another Diva. On Smackdown being part of Punk's gathering sets her apart from the others and garners the attention that we are giving her by USING THIS AS A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION. She's fine where she is, it's good.
7.) FACT: Nobody does lol. Personally Team 3D is the most ovverated tag team in history. They way I see it they're the Shane Douglas of tag teams. They draw heat by throwing every insult and curse word in the book out tothe fans. There's no skill in that. The fact they see themselve as the best mind boggles me. The Nasty Boys on the otherhand while way over the hill are highly entertaining but in a hilarious way. The Nasty Boys know they aren't the best but they know they are the Nastiest haha. This match up isnt even a fantasy match up, it's ridiculous. There's no money or interst in this unless it involves the Nasty Boys going over cause I would LOVE THAT.
Posted By: Justin pt. 2 (Guest) on January 28, 2010 at 02:25 PM
@Archibald
" Rey-Rey should have made a little special appearance this past Monday and verbally berated The Showstopper for overlooking the fact that if Michaels wins the Royal Rumble that it is possible that he may have to dial up the 619 in Arizona as he could wind up with the World Heavyweight Belt – but that would make too much sense and would actually be somewhat of a hard-sell of the Pay-Per View, and we can't have ANY of that in North American professional wrestling."
But then you'd have people complaining about Rey showing up on Raw when he's a SD guy.
Or you could just wait until Friday night, when HBK is allowed to show up as tag champ, and watch this EXACT scenario take place.
So much for not having ANY logic in North American wrestling. Please try again next time Len.
Posted By: Guest#6792 (Guest) on January 28, 2010 at 02:52 PM
1. Making AJ a "new" nature boy isn't a bad idea. It's not like the New Rockers or anything like that. The Nature Boy is a traditional type thing. There's always been one, and who fitting to break in the next one than Ric Flair.
2. Melina is a fox.
Posted By: tombstone73089 (Guest) on January 28, 2010 at 02:57 PM
On Kong in the WWE:
Sure, she doesn't fit the diva mold, and I doubt we see her there, but you guys are forgetting that McMahon loves a wildman gimmick.
Posted By: G-Walla (Guest) on January 28, 2010 at 03:18 PM
The answers to the Nasty Boys question are HILARIOUS. Lansdell goes "Yeah I thought they were going to be awful, but hey, they aren't that bad!"
And then the other guy goes "Any TNA fan who talks themselves into the Nasty Boys being not being a bad thing is a moron who knows nothing about wrestling."
Posted By: Guest#6843 (Guest) on January 28, 2010 at 05:24 PM
John Cena Vs. Taker is more interesting than a HBK/Taker rematch, if those two fight again HBK is coming out on top a la 2005 with Kurt Angle, so I suggest saving that as a money match for Summerslam.
HHH Vs. HBK is all well and good, especially if HBK channels his persona from fall 2005.
Like everyone I think HHH needs to stay out of the title picture at WM, you don't have to go on last, or be in a World Title match every year. Often the "best" match doesn't happen at the end of the show(note to HHH).
Posted By: Propagandhi (Guest) on January 28, 2010 at 05:40 PM
The thing about Styles is that he's not going to change his style regardless of being a babyface or heel. So the heel turn won't even matter. He'll still flippies and the people will still cheer him.
Posted By: Guest#1227 (Guest) on January 28, 2010 at 06:01 PM
How about Ted Jr wins the Rumble as well as Orton beats Shamus and Ted decides along the recent lines of "you had better win or I'll whup ya" to challenge Orton for the title.......main event push for Ted finally, is he ready?
Posted By: Draxxilla (Guest) on January 28, 2010 at 06:21 PM
If Kong does get signed WWE so needs to mould her in a similar manners as Bull Nakano and NOT, for example, Bertha Faye.
Kong needs to debut on RAW (Beth is on SD and I'd rather they kept that dream match till later) and pulverize some girls of the "smart, sexy and powerful" variety into chutney. IF she gets her release by TNA and WWE picks her up in time for the finals of that Diva title tournament, it'd be PERFECT for Kong to debut then. One of the writers in another column suggested that she could be Maryse's muscle. So Gail Kim better get ready for Kong Round II: In The WWE Universe.
Posted By: Guest#9978 (Guest) on January 28, 2010 at 06:54 PM
if The Nasty Boys put over the MCMG then their stay is justified. It doesn't hurt that 3D get to add another famous tag team to their list of defeated foes.
Posted By: Guest#1881 (Guest) on January 28, 2010 at 07:00 PM
Landell, you're Canadian, right? I can tell just by reading your limp-wristed comments. Not to mention your contextually incorrect use of the preposition 'at'
Chris, please go home and grow a pair.
Posted By: Guest#7659 (Guest) on January 28, 2010 at 07:27 PM
"All I care about is that Kong gets some Kash in recognition for being one of the premiere female wrestlers on the planet after years moving up the ranks."
-Amen.
Your Nasties criticism is a bit much (beyond the obvious). 3D will go over the Nasties, add to their legacy (which is a totally valid desire) and then 3D will go back to putting young teams over while Sags plunges Hogan's toilet after Nick drives Knobbs to Taco Bell.
Buh Buh will continue to be gold with a mic, and the world will go on.
Posted By: Guest#4662 (Guest) on January 28, 2010 at 08:58 PM
A lot of you must not have seen AJ's previous heel work.
Where he did tone down all the high flying.
And was good.
In TNA.
There was a world before Twitter, guys.
Posted By: Guest#6127 (Guest) on January 28, 2010 at 10:57 PM