Ask 411 Wrestling 02.03.10: Cena As Superman, Young Guys Getting The Mega-Push, Sting And The WWE Hall Of Fame, More
Posted by Ryan Byers on 02.03.2010
Why did WWE choose John Cena for the “Superman” push? If Sting retired from TNA, would he get into the WWE Hall of Fame? Are all wrestling fights over exaggerated? Get the answers to these questions and more in the latest edition of Ask 411: Wrestling!
Welcome, folks to Ask 411 Wrestling. I am Ryan Byers, and I got a somewhat last-minute notice that your good friend and mine, Matt Sforcina, won't be available for the column this week due to some medical issues. (He'll be fine, but he's not able to type comfortably.) Because I only had about twelve hours notice on which to get the column together, the answers might be a little bit more abrupt than some of your are used to, but they will still be complete to the best of my ability despite their brevity. If I've left out any important details, I'm sure that people will call me an idiot in the comments section and Matt can run those as corrections next week.
I can understand Kurt Angle winning the European, Intercontinental, King of the Ring and WWF Championship within' one year because it goes with his overacheiving wrestling gimmick and wrestling abilities. I can even understand Brock Lesnar's meteoric rise in the WWE because he was such a beleivable beast with beyond exceptional wrestling skills, but what is the deal the likes of Santino Marella, Carlito, Ted Dibiase Jr, Big Show (Giant in WCW) and even Christian winning championship belts in their first match? Who decides whether those wrestlers should get instant championship recognition?
The issue of who wins what title and at what point in their career is decided by the same people who book every other aspect of the rest of the shows, regardless of whether the title is won in their first match or their seven hundredth match.
How the decision is made varies on a case-by-case basis. However, the general rule is that giving a person a title in their debut with the promotion means that whoever is booking has some faith in that wrestler's abilities and intends to give them an immediate push as opposed to simply throwing them out there as just another guy and seeing if they sink or swim with no company backing.
Here's a similar question from Sean Winter:
So my question this time is, why did they choose Cena for the superman push and not someone else? I don't believe it's just because they thought they could make money out of Cena as champ, because there are numerous examples of Vince jobbing out guys who could make him a ton of money because of capriciousness, spite, punishment, back stage politics etc. So was Cena just lucky enough to have been in the right place at the right time?
Cena was originally chosen to be a main event level performer and a World Champion because, if you watched him in 2003 and 2004, he was clearly the most over young performer that the company had, probably even moreso than folks like Dave Batista and Randy Orton who had gotten much larger, more overt pushes.
As far as his "superman" status is concerned, you claim that it can't be just because Cena makes the promotion a ton of money because so many guys who could have made them money have been blackballed for political reasons. If that truly is the case, the answer to your question is simple: John Cena can make WWE a lot of money, he's over with the crowd, and he hasn't burned any bridges politically. It's easy to understand how he's avoided doing this. If you listen to mainstream media interviews with the guy, he's always towing the company line and otherwise handles himself very well. He's a perfect public face for the promotion, just like Tiger Woods was a perfect public face for golf prior to the recent revalation of his extramarital affairs. Plus, no matter what some on the internet may think of his motivation and ability as an in-ring performer, he's a hard worker in that he's wiling to tackle one of the toughest road schedules in the company, doing most if not all of the regular WWE dates on top of a ton of extra promotional work.
In short, he's massively over, brings in plenty of dough, and he's a consummate professional. If you're going to push somebody as "superman," he's the perfect guy.
Jeff wants to lead us in to Hall of Fame season:
If Sting retired tomorrow from TNA, never to wrestle another day, would he ever be inducted into the WWE Hall Of Fame? As one of the only, if not only major wrestler not to compete in the WWE in the past 25 years, would Vince swallow his pride and put him in?
Also, who do you think are the front runners to go in this year? If Austin went in last year, do they put the Rock in this year?
My gut feeling is that, if he felt like he could make money off of it, Vince McMahon would absolutely induct Sting into the WWE Hall of Fame. Though it is true that Sting was the one big WCW star who never jumped over to the World Wrestling Federation, there has never been, to my knowledge, any real bad blood between the two sides. There are already people in the Hall who Vince would have significantly more reason to hold a grudge against, including Bret Hart (who legitimately punched McMahon out) and Verne Gagne (who reportedly offered wrestlers money to ruin major WWF events when the Fed was a competitor to the AWA). If he can get over things like that in order to make a quick buck off of the HOF, he can certainly get over the fact thatthe stars have ever aligned for Sting to be under WWF/WWE contract.
As far as frontrunners for this year's Hall of Fame Class are concerned, Bret Hart is with the company and there is a new Hart family DVD in the works, so I wouldn't be surprised to see one or more of that clan get inducted, even though they angle this past week on Raw was that Vince now refuses to induct Stu. Also, news broke this past week that a WWE official in Japan supposedly claimed that Antonio Inoki has been offered the opportunity to be inducted. Finally, a lot of people have been speculating about a Ted DiBiase induction given that he currently lives in the Phoenix area and that his son is currently in line for a big babyface push.
Another camp is also speculating that the Ultimate Warrior might be in the queue given that he too is an Arizona resident, but my gut feeling is that one is a longshot . . .
Brian loves his leg holds:
Great column, quick question. The other day I watched Wrestlemania 19 (which was great, btw), particularly the HHH/Booker match, which was highly underrated (though Lawler was awful on commentary for that match). At one point, Triple H broke out a submission move called an Indian leg lock or Indian deathlock, which JR went nuts about and said hadn't been done in forever. It was a variation of the figure four, and the move actually did look pretty awesome, and HHH deserved props for breaking it out. My question is why hasn't he done that move since and worked it into his repertoire? I even read on Wikipedia that he used that as his finisher in WCW? This move looked really cool, and I think it would give him a chance to have four or five star matches, which it seems like he hasn't had in a while.
Triple H using the Indian deathlock isn't unique to his Wrestlemania XIX match against Booker T. He was actually using the hold quite a bit in his matches that year, though it has faded into the background recently. My suspicion would be that he's not used it because lately he's been a babyface more often than not, and babyfaces don't make use of mid-match submission holds like the deathlock nearly as much as heels do. Even if Trips did turn back, I wouldn't necessarily expect to see the deathlock make a comeback just because submission wrestling in general seems to be on the downswing in WWE, with the only submission finishes used there these days being those that were established several years ago.
As far as Wikipedia's claim that the Indian deathlock was HHH's WCW finisher is concerned, I honestly can't comment. He may have used it to finish a match or to in the promotion (where he competed as Terra Ryzing and then Jean Paul Levesque), but I personally don't recall him winning enough television matches under either gimmick to have a move that could fairly be called his finisher.
Plus I sincerely doubt that anybody adding any one move to their repertoire would allow them to have more four or five star matches. The quality of a match involves much, much more than the holds that are used in it.
King Haku (not that one) writes:
I heard a radio interview the other day with Chris Jericho, and he and the hosts were laughing as he explained the backstage fight with Goldberg. I feel like this was the beginning of the audience losing interest in Goldberg's act. Not that he wasn't already tired but they really seemed to dwindle after that. Then that made me think of Batista and what a hot streak he was on...right up until the day that Booker T allegedly handed him his ass after he jumped him from behind. So, maybe this is an opinion question, but how much do you think the audience takes into account a wrestler's legitimate credibility? I mean, we all know this is a fake sport, so what difference should it make? Yet it seems to in these two cases. I could point out HBK's infamous "20 Marine beatdown" but that was so exaggerated and he was never pushed as a badass either that I don't think it makes the point less valid. Do you see any validity in this or am I just too jaded from internet news?
You're too jaded from internet news. The majority of professional wrestling fans don't even hear about backstage scuffles like Batista-Booker and Goldberg-Jericho because the majority of professional wrestling fans aren't reading websites like this one or listening to radio interviews with Chris Jericho. As a result, I would be amazed to learn that any "real life" fight involving a WWE guy would have any impact on that fellow's popularity, unless the fight was such a big story that it broke away from being covered by the general wrestling media and got covered by mainstream news sources.
With that being said, if word of a wrestler getting his butt handed to him DOES hit the mainstream, it can have a negative impact on that wrestler's popularity. If you want proof, you need look no further than the early part of this decade, when New Japan Pro Wrestling made the very ill-advised move of getting some of its top pro wrestlers into MMA (especially Yuji Nagata). Though most of the NJPW guys who got murdered in their MMA battles were able to recover and become major stars, it did severely hamper their upward momentum for quite some time.
Karthik isn't an alcoholic, because alcoholics go to meetings:
During a match between Scott Hall and Lex Luger (who was part of the wolfpack/red NWO at that time), Scott appeared to be drunk and was behaving silly and Lex pushed him to a corner and asked him knock it off. Then after some time Eric Bischoff and Kevin Nash came out and took Scott backstage. At this time Kevin and Scott were feuding and even Eric was against wolfpac IIRC. So was this a real incident where Scott came to the match drunk and misbehaved or was this staged as well?
Scott Hall had legitimate problems with alcohol during this period of his career, and he probably did show up to one or more WCW shows under the influence. However, the specific incident that you're talking about was part of a storyline that attempted to play off of Hall's real-life issues. It was fairly tasteless, and, the less that is said about it, the better.
It's time for Jake C. to take us to the pay windah:
When a guy gets injured and is out for months on end .. do companies like the 'E and TNA continue to pay them what they were making? How does that work?
What about guys like Jimmy Wang Yang, and Funaki .. who you see really REALLY rarely. Are they still under no compete clauses, even though the WWE doesnt use them very often? Are they still paid as often as everyone else? Or only when they do something? Which then means, if they're only paid when they're on TV, does that mean that they can wrestle for other promotions when they're not on WWE TV? Maybe everyone knows this .. but I'm baffled.
Essentially, everybody who you see as even a semi-regular part of the WWE roster is under an exclusive, written contract which requires them to work for WWE and WWE alone. There are very rare circumstances under which WWE might authorize an outside appearance, but it is far and away the exception and not the rule. (John Cena, for example, was allowed to make a guest appearance on a Massachusetts indy show a few years ago which his father, John Cena Sr., was promoting as a fundraiser for a local charity.)
As far as WWE pay is concerned, everybody has written into their contract a "downside guarantee." This is essentially a salary which, no matter what, you are guaranteed to receive for the year, even if you're injured for ten out of twelve months or if you're never seen on TV. There are also various bonuses written into the contract. For example, wrestlers are usually paid additional sums for every pay per view that they work and they are given a cut of all merchandise which bears their image. (This is why WWE wrestlers enjoy being in the company's video games, because a large royalty check usually comes along with it.) So, a guy like Shoichi Funaki is making a WWE salary that he can probably get by on, but he could also be making substantially more if he were regularly featured on TV, because that would increase his chances of being on pay per view, being merchandised, et cetera.
TNA is a little bit harder to figure out, just because they haven't been around for as long and different wrestlers tend to be treated differently. They are more likely than WWE to use wrestlers on a pay per appearance basis with less exclusivity, but, again, anybody who shows up somewhat regularly on their television is usually locked up under a contract which requires the promotion to approve their outside bookings.
Eh, what the hell, let's go back to Jake C. again:
My last question (in this email) related to the jobbers you see periodically that you never see again. Guys that are local that go against new talent. You'd think it's a huge boost for their career to get TV time, even if they're jobbing. Do they even get paid, or does the WWE "pay" them in saying .. hey, you get to be on TV and guys jump at the chance? Has anyone ever turned one of those matches, into a WWE career? A guy they thought was going to show up as a local to job, but showed them so much, they signed him?
The local "enhancement talent" (a.k.a. jobbers) are paid by WWE. From listening to interviews with wrestlers who have done this kind of work, it's usually a one-shot payment of somewhere in between $250.00 and $500.00, which is fairly decent if you think about the amount of time that the majority of them actually spend working.
There are several fellows who have done enhancement work that have later become full-time WWE talent. In fact, some of the local wrestlers are brought in specifically for the purpose of having a brief try-out. Perhaps the most notable examples of the enhancement wrestler turned full-timer are Matt and Jeff Hardy, who when they were teenagers in the mid-1990's, appeared as jobbers numerous times on the company's television tapings before they were finally offered a contract.
Similarly, ECW "legend" Colin Delaney (formerly upstate New York indy wrestler Colin Olsen) was only meant to last for a handful of WWE televisiontapings but got over to the point that he was offered a longer-term deal.
JB is a bit of a momma's boy:
In the long list of second generation wrestlers, are there any whose wrestling ancestor was their mother rather than their father?
Though I don't know that it was ever played up much (if at all) on television, I recall reading in a wrestling magazine several years ago that Ted DiBiase Sr.'s mother wrestled for a while under the name of Helen Hill. Of course, DiBiase Sr. also had a step-father who was a wrestler, "Iron" Mike DiBiase.
My understanding is that the Fabulous Moolah also had a daughter who wrestled for a period of time, albeit not on any high level.
Masurao is the Jekell to my Hyde:
I was thinking about it the other day and started wondering. Has there ever been a wrestling gimmick where the guy had a split personality? I'm not talking about something like Festus or The Hurricane, but someone who wrestled as two separate people and was "unaware" of it.
Yes. This was essentially the gimmick that Dustin Rhodes did when he was Black Reign in TNA. He would periodically make appearances without his Black Reign gear and would act as though he had no clue what his demented alter ego was doing.
According to Don, now (WOOO!) it's time to go to school:
The Hart Dungeon produced the Harts, Jericho, Benoit and Kidd; TWA had Bryan Danielson, Spanky, Paul London and Hernandez; WCW Powerplant had Jindrak, O'haire, Goldberg and Nash, OVW had Orton, Cena and Batista. These are the few schools/training gyms that I know of. My question is, what school/training gym is the most successful in terms of producing the most number of successful wrestlers?
First of all, I have to offer a couple of corrections. Chris Jericho really didn't train in the Hart Dungeon. If you read his book, he makes it pretty clear that he went to the "Hart Brothers Wrestling Camp," which was basically a school that the Harts slapped their name on to but did not actively participate in. Also, Kevin Nash was not trained by the WCW Power Plant. He was a professional wrestler for many, many years before the Power Plant even existed.
It's hard to answer your actual question just because it's difficult to measure "success" in terms of professional wrestling. The three schools that you mentioned are certainly contenders for the moniker of best of all time (though the Power Plant might be stretching it). The school that Verne Gagne and Billy Robinson ran in conjunction with the AWA certainly deserves some mention, as it churned out wrestlers like Ric Flair, Sgt. Slaughter, the Iron Sheik, and many more. Trainer Hiro Matsuda's Florida dojo gave us the likes of Hulk Hogan, Ron Simmons, and B. Brian Blair. Ultimo Dragon's Toryumon/Dragon Gym system in Mexico produced virtually the entire roster of Dragon Gate as well as at least forty other fairly talented wrestlers who work smaller Japanese independents. You could essentially pick any one of the three that you mentioned or any one of the three that I mentioned and make a viable argument for it having been the most influential wrestling school of all time.
Jake wants to follow up on the Royal Rumble:
With the Rumble being an over the top rope thing, and with how they sometimes have people barely catching themselves and pulling themselves back in .. my question is this. Has it ever happened where the person who was supposed to win the Rumble, didn't .. because he got eliminated accidentally? If so, what happens at that point? How did they determine who won? Do they have a short list before, like .. okay, if something happens and Person A gets eliminated accidentally .. then Person B wins. Again, if it happened .. what happened to the person who was supposed to win, but didn't? I guess this question can also extend to any major over the top rope challenges if it happened in a major way.
The only time that anything remotely similar to what you are describing occurred when John Cena and Dave Batista "co-won" the Rumble a couple of years ago before Vince McMahon ordered them to re-start the match. In fact, the spot with both men going over the top rope and to the floor at the same time was an accident, and Batista was meant to win all along. The Vince run-in and restart were improvised. Everything else that you've seen in a Royal Rumble match regarding a disputed finish (Austin sneaking back in to win his first Rumble, Rock and Big Show feuding over Show being screwed out of his win, etc.) was planned to occur the way that it did.
It's that time of the month for Mike A.:
The whole may 19th See No Evil movie release angle with Kane. How did that turn out i don't remember. I remember the angle being that Kane would freak out anytime people mentioned may 19th (his movie release date) but why would he ?? How did they explain it on tv? Or did they act like the movie just like wrestling was real ? lol what happened to that angle. What was the explenation storyline wise?
In addition to being the release date of the movie, the storyline was also that May 19th was the date on which the home of Kane and the Undertaker's parents was set on fire, killing them and psychologically scarring the Big Red Machine, turning him into the monster who we all know and love.
The angle was that some unknown person was using the May 19th date to taunt Kane and play head-games with him. The person doing this was presumably the impostor Kane, who debuted shortly thereafter. Kane and impostor Kane (played by the man we currently know as Luke Gallows) began to feud and had a PPV singles match that was so bad it was decided that the entire angle would be canceled the next night on Monday Night Raw, even though Gallows won the PPV bout, which would usually be a setup for a longer feud. It was never explained where the impostor Kane came from or why he decided to torment the genuine article. He just got beaten down on an episode of Raw, thrown out a door, and unmasked (albeit off camera), and was never heard from again.
It's child's play for Ben:
Do you think that the beginning of the end of popularity for X-Pac, or 1-2-3 Kid or Sean Waltman or whatever you wanna call him began when he was turned heel? I remember him being crazy over when he had a GREAT televised match against Bret Hart. That match should have launched him into the startusphere. Any idea why he fizzled?
No, I don't think that his heel turn was the beginning of the end for him. It was certainly a bump in the road, as, for whatever reason, the WWF decided that he wasn't credible as a bad guy and jobbed him out at every turn. Though this put a damper on the Kid's crowd reactions for quite some time, he was able to recover pretty easily when he bolted to WCW to become Syxx and returned to the WWF playing essentially the same character as X-Pac. He was massively over in that role for the first few years until the real nail in his coffin came, which was his gimmick not changing for many, many years, making him stale in the eyes of fans and leading to what many now call "X-Pac heat."
From Conor:
Was Buddy Landell getting pushed in late 95 in the WWE?I watch a youtube video of him squashing matt hardy and they were talking about his chances of winning the royal rumble.But he wasnt in it! Also was there any trouble or heat between him and Ric Flair over the 'Nature Boy' gimmick?
No, Landel was never seriously pushed by the WWF. He was brought in, wrestled a handful of unimportant matches, and promptly left.
There was never any dispute between Ric Flair and Buddy Landel regarding the "Nature Boy," gimmick, mainly because neither of them were the original. Buddy Rogers was the Nature Boy long before either Flair or Landel, and the two were given Rogers' old nickname independently of one another. In fact, in some territories they even did Nature Boy vs. Nature Boy matches against one another.
Brandon asks a pointed question:
When it comes to Hell In A Cell matches, Street Fights, and other matches where barbed wire could possibly become a weapon in the match, has the barbed wire ever been real in any of the WWE matches? The barbed wire wrapped around the chair in the Hell In A Cell match with Triple H and Batista came off as real when you looked at Batista's back, but could I be wrong and it's always fake?
Yes, barbed wire is sometimes real in WWF matches. The most famous example is probably the Royal Rumble 2000 street fight between Triple H and Cactus Jack, in which a barbed wire board is used. If you watch the match closely, there is a point after the board is introduced after which it disappears under the announcers' table, only be reintroduced later. The purpose of that spot was to switch between a board covered in real barbed wire and a board covered in fake barbed wire. The real stuff was used when Mick Foley was clobbered by it, and the fake stuff was reserved for Triple H.
I can't go through one of these columns without talking to Manu:
With WWE being PG, do you think its wise that the anti-drug CM Punk is a heel?
I mean, we're adults and we can see that he's a zealot and the subtleties of his character are what make him a heel, not just his anti-drug stance, but kids are kids - to them, punk hates drinking and drugs and is a bad guy, so drinking and drugs must be good things.
I don't see it as being a problem because WWE has made it pretty clear that the people who oppose Punk are not babyfaces because because they drink, smoke, and do drugs. They've made it pretty clear that the people who oppose Punk are babyfaces because this guy is a pompous, holier-than-thou ass who delivers his message in the wrong way and deserves to be roughed up for it. Even when Jeff Hardy was feuding with Punk and part of the storyline was that Jeff had, in the past, used drugs, it was made very clear by the announcers and others supporting Jeff that what he had done was wrong and that we should support him not because he was doing the right thing when he abused elicit substances but rather because he had made his mistakes, learned from them, and deserved a chance to move on.
We'll wrap it up with Steven:
2. After listening to Piledriver: Wrestling Album 2:
a.) Does love really feel like a piledriver?
Having been in love, I can tell you that, no, it does not. It feels more like a high-angle German suplex.
b.) Does nothing hurt you half as much as waking up alone?
The fact that America does not have universal health care coverage hurts me slightly more than waking up alone. Aside from that, nothing else does.
c.) Would the incredibly racist "Jive Soul Bro" video, and the stripping-teacher "Rock and Roll Hoochie Koo" video be allowed to be shown today?
I would be amazed.
d.) Doesn't a small part of you become nostalgic of the good old days when they could make an ensemble video like "If you only knew", where every wrestler fit into either the "good" or "evil" side? Ah, memories....................
I think that there are still fairly clear-cut heels and fairly clear-cut babyfaces in WWE, but the problem is that, unlike in the 1980's, the faces are not automatically friends with all of the other faces and the heels are not automatically friends with all of the other heels. They're all self-interested jerks who could never get together for a good old fashioned sing-along.
And that will do it for this week. Sforcina will most likely be back in seven days!
You say Cena was supposed to win the rumble before the re-start order by Vince McMahon? Why did Batista end up winning then?
Posted By: KY Jelly (Guest) on February 02, 2010 at 11:23 PM
Hey man, that question on who wins titles on the first night was by me in that exact wording.
Posted By: Kristian (Guest) on February 02, 2010 at 11:27 PM
Sting is going into the hall of fame, no doubt about it. If McMahon will try and make money off of Curt Hennig and Brian Pillman DVDs, he sure as hell will try and make money off of a Sting DVD.
I think Sting will accept. He might not want anything to do with WWE programing, but I have never heard him bad mouth McMahon.
Posted By: Guest#4262 (Guest) on February 02, 2010 at 11:27 PM
Are you sure that Cena was meant to win the 2005 Royal Rumble? Or did you mean to say Batista? I don't see how the Batista/HHH angle would have played out without Dave winning the rumble. All of the tension between Dave and HHH was built around Batista's rumble win and HHH trying to convince him to challenge JBL on Smackdown. I just don't see how we would have gotten to WM21 if Batista didn't have the guaranteed title shot.
Posted By: Tom (Guest) on February 02, 2010 at 11:35 PM
You say Cena was supposed to win the rumble before the re-start order by Vince McMahon? Why did Batista end up winning then?
Posted By: KY Jelly (Guest) on February 02, 2010 at 11:23 PM
In fact, the spot with both men going over the top rope and to the floor at the same time was an accident, and Batista was meant to win all along.
Eh?
Posted By: jayzhoughton (Guest) on February 02, 2010 at 11:51 PM
"The fact that America does not have universal health care coverage hurts me slightly more than waking up alone. Aside from that, nothing else does."
Perhaps you should talk to somebody who lives in a country with such a program before making these remarks. Just sayin'
Posted By: Wake Up (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 12:01 AM
Good job.
Posted By: Thrasher (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 12:07 AM
Re-read the article again...He said that Batista was meant to win the Rumble all along.
Posted By: Kyle (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 12:09 AM
"The fact that America does not have universal health care coverage hurts me slightly more than waking up alone. Aside from that, nothing else does."
Perhaps you should talk to somebody who lives in a country with such a program before making these remarks. Just sayin'
Posted By: Wake Up (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 12:01 AM
I've talked to several. The majority are satisfied.
Posted By: Ryan Bias (Registered) on February 03, 2010 at 12:10 AM
Re-read the article again...He said that Batista was meant to win the Rumble all along.
Posted By: Kyle (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 12:09 AM
He initially said Cena and then fixed the typo
Posted By: Tom (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 12:12 AM
Foley writes in one of his books that the barbed wire bat he used on HHH in his retirement match @ No Way Out was definitely real, unlike the (obviously) gimmicked one at the Rumble. Triple H wasn't willing to use a real one in the first match - but he found that the gimmicked one hurt just as much while looking totally unconvincing. So he went with the real thing in the rematch.
The bat used on Foley was real both times, of course.
Posted By: JeffS (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 12:18 AM
Keep your fucking politics to yourself. This is wrestling...not a debate over socialized healthcare you left wing radical!!!!!
Posted By: Guest#3210 (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 12:27 AM
I m not sure that the guy who says drugs are bad should get beatdown just cause he keeps reminding people. I havent really other than when he teams with heels ala the Survivor Series, seen the heelness in Punk. He is very similar to Bret Hart in 1997 were all they did was tell the truth and the fans turned against them because they werent as flashy as their counterparts Michaels and Austin or in Punks case Jeff Hardy.
Posted By: Radtke (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 12:46 AM
Buddy Landel was actually given a WWF Title match with Bret Hart in December 95 or January 06 on WWF Mania (Former saturday Morning show). When his name was removed from the Royal Rumble
Posted By: S Dot Sean Sapp (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 12:51 AM
I now know what "x-pac heat" means... thank you for informing me
Posted By: dogpound7382 (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 01:06 AM
yeah, i remember a landell vs. hart televised match for the wwf title in late '95. i'm glad somebody else remembers that guy. he looked like ric flair with down syndrome. didn't he call himself something like "the nature boy" or "the natural" or some shit??
Posted By: Csonkamaniac III (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 01:23 AM
"The fact that America does not have universal health care coverage hurts me slightly more than waking up alone. Aside from that, nothing else does."
Perhaps you should talk to somebody who lives in a country with such a program before making these remarks. Just sayin'
Posted By: Wake Up (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 12:01 AM
I've talked to several. The majority are satisfied.
Posted By: Ryan Bias (Registered) on February 03, 2010 at 12:10 AM
Ah, tell that to the French who die in summer heat waves when their doctors are on mandatory vacations. It is not a joke, it is historically true.
Posted By: 3r (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 01:34 AM
I never bought into the rumor that the 2005 Royal Rumble was botched.
Batista and Cena went over the top rope without much of a worry to quickly grab the ropes or anything.
I believe the finish went the way it was planned, but Vince only came out because the PPV time are running long, as I believe the show ended with just one minute left to the top of the hour, so he was coming down to say "End this match quick" as I think Batista and Cena were set to battle for a couple minutes instead of quickly ending the match/PPV.
Posted By: MaxAMillion (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 02:06 AM
The most popular "split personality" gimmick in wrestling history would likely have to be the Great Muta/Keiji Mutoah.
Posted By: Meirsch (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 02:16 AM
Question I have been wondering for a while. If the Intercontinental Title Battle Royal at Judgment Day 2003 was for former IC champions only, why was Booker T in the match? Did I miss a key development in the RAWs before hand?
Posted By: Jeremy from Palmdale (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 02:25 AM
Byers should take this column over, Sforcina can't do a column worth crap and should be canned.
Posted By: Guest#2687 (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 02:33 AM
Good column this week. Straight forward answers.
Posted By: NoirFan (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 02:33 AM
I agree with MaxAMillion. I've rewatched the 2005 Royal Rumble quite a few times and the finish doesn't look botched. Neither guy looked worried and neither guy looked like they were desperately trying to cling to the rope.
I get the feeling that Vince came out and quickly said to restart the match because the PPV was running really long. Most likely there was going to be a lot of bickering back and forth about who won ala Bret Hart and Lex Luger in 1994. Maybe the announcer would have declared both individual winners at different times. Instead Vince just bypassed five minutes of hemming and hawing in order to make sure things resumed quickly and Batista won after the restart in just a few seconds.
I can understand why people would think that was a botched finish. (Heck, I could easily be way off and you could be right.) But I'm not convinced.
Posted By: Ron Mexico (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 02:41 AM
Enough with the writers injecting pointless political remarks simply to attract comments. This isn't as bad as the last Ask411 with Storficina and his anti-Christianity remarks in which he then posted as a guest with the name of Chungles to further his views. I only clicked on this page this week since Storficinia or whatever his name is wasn't the writer but I guess the name Ryan Byers will now be joining him
Posted By: Guest#9829 (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 02:50 AM
If I remember correctly, that inverted indian deathlock that HHH used to use was called the Iron Cross by JR during that time, obviously because of the symbols that he had all over his gear and memorabilia at the time.
Posted By: that guy (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 03:14 AM
I was thinking about it the other day and started wondering. Has there ever been a wrestling gimmick where the guy had a split personality? I'm not talking about something like Festus or The Hurricane, but someone who wrestled as two separate people and was "unaware" of it.
Wouldn't Mick Foley have fallen into this category as well? Or even Hulk Hogan and whatever the heck that guy in the blue mask was supposed to be (a la Hurricane). Or Alissa Flash and Raisha Saheed? But best of all - Christopher Daniels and Curry Man.
Posted By: PK (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 03:34 AM
"The fact that America does not have universal health care coverage hurts me slightly more than waking up alone. Aside from that, nothing else does."
Perhaps you should talk to somebody who lives in a country with such a program before making these remarks. Just sayin'
Posted By: Wake Up (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 12:01 AM
I've talked to several. The majority are satisfied.
Posted By: Ryan Bias (Registered) on February 03, 2010 at 12:10 AM
Ah, tell that to the French who die in summer heat waves when their doctors are on mandatory vacations. It is not a joke, it is historically true.
Posted By: 3r (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 01:34 AM
Summer heat waves in France? Harden the fuck up snail eater. Its hotter than the surface of the sun every fucking day here in Australia but we get without dieing in droves.
Posted By: Son of Irwin (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 03:55 AM
Universal health Care works well enough in Australia. Full knee reconstruction and rehab after because of a sporting injury - cost me nothing.
Anyway, about the Rumble and people accidentally being eliminated - didn't Savage eliminate himself, but the announcers said he could come back in because he wasn't touched? And doesn't that mean that Drew Carey - who also eliminated himself - technically is still in that particular rumble?
Posted By: Steven (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 04:27 AM
"Trainer Hiro Matsuda's Florida dojo gave us the likes of Hulk Hogan, Ron Simmons, and B. Brian Blair."
B. Brian Blair is a gay, a fag, a homosexual, not real wrestler, I spit on him and Hulk Hogan is homosexual too. No good school that trained these gays! Hack, ptfoooo!
Posted By: The Iron Sheik (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 04:31 AM
I'd say Undertaker circa 1999 would qualify for a split personality disorder
Posted By: poffo316 (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 06:20 AM
Ah, tell that to the French who die in summer heat waves when their doctors are on mandatory vacations. It is not a joke, it is historically true.
Posted By: 3r (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 01:34 AM
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You fucking what?
Pulling stuff out of your ass and saying its true doesn't make it true, it just makes you an asshole.
Posted By: caboose (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 06:31 AM
Wouldn't Mick Foley's Mankind/Dude Love/Cactus Jack be the obvious choice when looking at a wrestler with a split personality?
Also if you want to look a legit fights ruining careers look no further then Bart Gunn. He wins ''Brawl for All'' in '98 knocking out several supposed WWF ''hardmen'' Bradshaw and Dr Death Steve Williams included and then proceeds to get knocked the fuck out by Butterbean at WM15 and never seen again.
Posted By: Guest#6760 (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 07:10 AM
Ask "Dr. D" David Schultz about backstage violence affecting a wrestler's popularity.
As far as Fake Kane goes - didn't they learn anything from the fiasco that was The Underfaker, Brian Lee? Even Fake Diesel was better. Oh wait, that was Kane. We've come full circle. I need a coffee.
Posted By: Devin (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 07:28 AM
Perhaps you should talk to somebody who lives in a country with such a program before making these remarks. Just sayin'
Posted By: Wake Up (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 12:01 AM
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Ryan, you can talk to me anytime, bud. It's great!
Just sayin'
Posted By: Chungles (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 07:38 AM
"The fact that America does not have universal health care coverage hurts me slightly more than waking up alone."
"Perhaps you should talk to somebody who lives in a country with such a program before making these remarks. Just sayin'"
Hey, Wake Up, I live in a country that has it, and I'd rather get sick here than the US, given the latter scenario would bankrupt me.
Buddy Landell was scheduled to wrestle the original Nature Boy Buddy Rogers in the late 80's/early 90s for the Tri State promotion, but Rogers passed away before the match happened.
Posted By: APinOz (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 07:42 AM
Ah, tell that to the French who die in summer heat waves when their doctors are on mandatory vacations. It is not a joke, it is historically true.
Posted By: 3r (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 01:34 AM
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Coincidentally enough, I was in France on 'vacation' during that summer. You're glossing over the fact that only 20% of doctors were *on* vacation, and kind of blurring over the fact that the record-breaking high temperatures weren't foreseen by many. You're also ignoring the fact that this is less to do with the idea of 'universal healthcare' and more to do with French culture - something for which has been addressed since that summer of 2003.
But hey, why bother listening to me when you've got some UnitedHealth Group puppet on Fox News telling you what to think?
Posted By: Chungles (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 07:46 AM
Concerning the WWE hall of fame and who should and shouldn't be in it, I've got 4 words for you, Vince. "Oh, what a rush!" C'mon, I think it's time!
Posted By: Guest#1467 (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 08:00 AM
This column was like some hellish fevered nightmare. First, some idiot calls Wrestlemania 19 great. 19 was the absolute worst. Then there's this hack writer whinning about universal health care. If you aren't talented and/or ambitious enough to acheive the success required to enable you to pay your own medical bills, then you don't deserve health care. I would like free vet bills for my dog. I'd also like free insurance coverage for my car and home. I would love not to have to pay back my student loans. Guess what, making the government foot the bill for these things doesn't mean they are without cost. Why don't you pick up a copy of "We the Living" or "The Unbearable Lightness of Being" & see how people who lived in socialist states felt about it.
Posted By: Kirk Angel (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 08:06 AM
nice comparison of love with the high angle german suplex ... i'd say it's like a sharpshooter though, excruciating, but you mark out the whole time
Posted By: Guest#6470 (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 09:06 AM
UK Healthcare is excellent.
Posted By: Tony (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 09:20 AM
@3R
I know what you mean last year here in adelaide australia we had a heatwave where it was 48 to 50 degrees for 2 weeks straight turn on the news 30 degrees in france hundreds of ppl dead and roads melting haha
Posted By: EL LINDO (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 10:19 AM
"The fact that America does not have universal health care coverage hurts me slightly more than waking up alone. Aside from that, nothing else does."
Perhaps you should talk to somebody who lives in a country with such a program before making these remarks. Just sayin'
Posted By: Wake Up (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 12:01 AM
I've talked to several. The majority are satisfied.
Posted By: Ryan Bias (Registered) on February 03, 2010 at 12:10 AM
Ah, tell that to the French who die in summer heat waves when their doctors are on mandatory vacations. It is not a joke, it is historically true.
Posted By: 3r (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 01:34 AM
Bad example. It was a one time freak event that killed thousands of people across Europe, regardless of the state of their health care systems. And besides, when the French recognized a flaw in their system, they changed the rules to prevent it happening again. Like the US changed rules after Katrina, for example. That's how it goes when something catastrophic and unforseen happens.
And for whatever its worth, while I'd never claim our health care is perfect, nothing like that has ever happened in Canada. Oh, and there's no such thing as death panels, either.
Posted By: Canucklehead (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 10:23 AM
Eddie Sharkey may have run the best training camp.
Hawk, Animal, Scott Steiner, Rick Steiner, Rick Rude, Bob Backlund, X-Pac, A Demolition member, and a bunch of others.
Posted By: Just Saying (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 10:26 AM
Dont dare to tell me that I am a Sforcena clone........ I support Sforcina's comment on Christianity.
Posted By: Chungles (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 10:37 AM
Mick Foley also did some enhancement jobs with the E. I think they show it in that documentary where his HIAC match with UT and his I Quit match with the Rock is featured.
Posted By: demOcratic (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 11:48 AM
"Perhaps you should talk to somebody who lives in a country with such a program before making these remarks. Just sayin'"
I live in the UK, and the National Health Service is the greatest development in our history, and im not joking....million pound ops aint avaliable for all, but you can still pay for them yourself. otherwise we are taken care of whenever we are sick, and the elderly and the poor arent left to die. pretty much most of the civilised world has it btw
im baffled that right wingers will happily pay accept spending billions on making war, but get furious at the thought of providing care for the less fortunate....but then i suppose alot of them are no good coloureds right? you look stupid, and your country looks like a third world nightmare!
ohh yeh, and wrestling, wrestling is good. sometimes great, sometimes not so much
Posted By: Guest#8762 (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 11:58 AM
I think you can count the Rock as someone with wrestling lineage that extends from his mother. His father was the wrestler Rocky Johnson, but his mother was a member of Miavia family. His mothers side certainly has more wrestling heritage than his fathers side.
Posted By: Ghost Of Marlon Brando (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 11:59 AM
I think Sting's HOF entry (and DVD set) is all set and ready the moment he finally stops working for TNA.
Posted By: Ryushinku (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 12:07 PM
re: Sting going in the WWE Hall of Fame.
Sting originally stated that his reason for not jumping to the WWE after his Turner contract was up was because he felt uncomfortable with some of the adult content, as he is a devout Christian. With WWE returning to PG, he may not be so opposed any more. Certainly works for Michaels.
Re: The Dual Personality gimmick:
Does Zodiac count? Yes? No? Yes?
If not, Jacqueline Hyde from the defunct Woman of Wrestling certainly fits the bill.
Posted By: Ray Church (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 12:14 PM
Me like Byers better. Sforcina's too pompous.
Posted By: Hulk Smash (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 12:41 PM
Cena gets the superman push because he looks good, has an amazing physique, can wrestle somewhat competently but not to where he'd outshine anybody, and has charisma (yes, he does have charisma). No mater what the smraks say, from a business standpoint he's their most marketable star. Plus, we've never heard him ruffle feathers backstage. He's the most vanilla guy on the roster, and for some reason our culture now responds to absolute blandness (Taylor Swift collecting all the Grammys, anybody?)And you're right, he actually does seem dedicated to WWE and works hard.
The Indian deathlock is one of the worst submission moves I've ever seen. It takes an hour to put on and is boring and doesn't look painful in the least. I remember in that Booker T-HHH match when he put it on it was such an awkward moment.
How could you answer a question about split personalities and not mention Waylon Mercy?!
I didn't know that ending to Cena-Batista was improvised. Tought they had booked it like that all along.
Posted By: lilwayne1 (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 02:56 PM
Triple H used the Indian Deathlock before WrestleMania 19, and has used it since. A few times.
Two instances off the top of my head are during his WWF title match with Kurt Angle at the 01 Royal Rumble, and during the Triple Threat Match at WrestleMania 24, when the crowd mistaked it for a figure four and started 'Woo'ing.
Posted By: Guest#5236 (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 03:09 PM
>Would the incredibly racist "Jive Soul Bro" video...<
can't go a day without hearing something was or is racist, huh....excuse me while I throw up in my mouth.
Posted By: REALITY (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 03:24 PM
Wasn't Gene Snitsky brought in as someone for Kane to destroy in 2004 only to get a pretty significant build up in the upper mid-card for almost a year?
Obviously, it was planned for Snitsky to cause Lita's "miscarriage." But considering there was no buzz about Snitsky up to that point nor was there ECW at the time to introduce a new character to the audience to think they actually had long-term plans for him besides the one off.
Posted By: Jason S (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 03:49 PM
Enough with the writers injecting pointless political remarks simply to attract comments. This isn't as bad as the last Ask411 with Storficina and his anti-Christianity remarks in which he then posted as a guest with the name of Chungles to further his views. I only clicked on this page this week since Storficinia or whatever his name is wasn't the writer but I guess the name Ryan Byers will now be joining him
Posted By: Guest#9829 (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 02:50 AM
You're a dumbass and the fact that you let someone elses views affect you like that is fuckin pathetic, btw chungles has commented here and that would be kind of hard if he and scforcina (who is havin trouble typing) are the same person. Get your head out of your ass and quit bein so fuckin sensitive you little pussy, it's fragile morons like you and anyone else offended by anyones views that are wrong with this world. You think whatever you think and let the rest of us do the same.
doesn't the bible say to love one another, I didn't know it said be a jerk to someone because of their beliefs.
Posted By: Guest#9045 (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 04:12 PM
""The fact that America does not have universal health care coverage hurts me slightly more than waking up alone. Aside from that, nothing else does."
Perhaps you should talk to somebody who lives in a country with such a program before making these remarks. Just sayin'
"
as someone from a country with universal health care, it saves the economy billions of dollars by allowing people access to health care BEFORE they become to sick to care for themselves.
the only complaint is waiting times, but that is mostly by people who go to an emergency room when they have a head cold instead of a family doctor or walk in clinic.
in fact, the biggest expense is the fact that those who administrate health care at the local level and the related beauracracy are all overpaid, and in most cases, overpaying themselves.
that said, we amy not have luxury hospitals and don't recieve bills for a few thousand dollars for some stitches, as well as over nearly 50 million uninsured citizens (and growing every year) but then the whole world doesn't aspire to the 'heights' of US style private health care.
Just sayin'
Posted By: Darth Mortis (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 05:47 PM
Quoth the Raven:
"What a shine!"
Posted By: Mr. Irrelevant (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 05:47 PM
while I throw up in my mouth.
Posted By: REALITY (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 03:24 PM
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Can't a day go without hearing that tired, cliched remark?
Posted By: Chungles (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 06:03 PM
Cena recieved "the Superman push" shortly after Brock Lestners departure from the WWE.
There was a main event vaccume created in the absence of Brock. The WWE decided to take a chance on Cena who was obsessed with WWE from childhood.
It's been said by his fellow wrestlers (TrippleH for one) that Cena is a workaholic. He lives eats & breaths WWE, a total mark for the business who has very little to no personal life.
Why wouldn't you trust a man that will do anything for your company? Cena's totally loyal. At one point during his rapper gimick he was over with a far wider demographic fan-base. Add to this some great matches with the likes of Kurt Angle during John's push.
Not much more can be said on the topic.
Posted By: TheRealParagon (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 06:23 PM
"The fact that America does not have universal health care coverage hurts me slightly more than waking up alone. Aside from that, nothing else does."
Perhaps you should talk to somebody who lives in a country with such a program before making these remarks. Just sayin'
Posted By: Wake Up (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 12:01 AM
I've talked to several. The majority are satisfied.
Posted By: Ryan Bias (Registered) on February 03, 2010 at 12:10 AM
Ah, tell that to the French who die in summer heat waves when their doctors are on mandatory vacations. It is not a joke, it is historically true.
Posted By: 3r (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 01:34 AM
My mother lives in England...she is originally from here in the states. She is not only an American living abroad but is in the health care field as a nurse. She as well as MILLIONS of others that ARE NOT AMERICANS believe universal health care to be the best. Why talk about shit you don't know about?
Heat waves in France? How about heat waves here in Kansas City that kill high school football players nearly every year that are forced into 3 a day practices....is that a problem with doctors?? No...it's just a freak accident! It happens..
Grow up
Posted By: Erik... (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 06:48 PM
Universal Health Care? Bah!
I was shot in the neck while saving a woman from getting gang-raped, possibly anally, and maybe by a goat.
I walked home and didn't notice I was even shot until I was watching Judge Judy three hours later!
Point is, stop being pussies! Run it under some cold water and walk it off!
Posted By: Perry Saturn (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 09:36 PM
I have a dual personality. Part of the time, William Regal says I'm stupid, and the other time, Uncle Eric says I'm a retard.
Posted By: Eugene (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 09:52 PM
On a recent promo for the Fiesta Bowl and Cena being the Grand Marshal, the announcer said that Cena is requested more than any other sports celebrity by the people, because of his overwhelming popularity with the public and how he relates to them. Hasn't he also granted more "Make A Wish" requests than anybody else? That, to me, should be enough of an endorsement for the E to give Cena the push that it does. How many other "celebs", sports or otherwise, can you say that about?
Posted By: guest (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 10:35 PM
Your bra-bomb better work Nerdlinger
Posted By: Mr. Irrelevant (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 10:55 PM
I think it's funny that you reserved a single sentence for a political statement and it gets torn apart in the comments. Especially since the question is a play to Koko B. Ware's awful (yet oddly enchanting) song. That video was awesome, though.
Also, I don't think "X-Pac heat" is what you say. I always thought it was a general "Get off the stage, jackass!" sort of thing; people just didn't find him entertaining in any way. I think people forget he was like a coked-up doofus when he wasn't wrestling. After all these years, I think he still holds the record for the most crotch chops from one person. And you're right, Black Reign was, really, the only true blue split personality gimmick I can recall. Most of these other suggestions (Excluding Foley partly) were just guys that had multiple gimmicks that were incredibly different from each other.
Posted By: ThePants (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 10:57 PM
I think it's funny that you reserved a single sentence for a political statement and it gets torn apart in the comments. Especially since the question is a play to Koko B. Ware's awful (yet oddly enchanting) song. That video was awesome, though.
Posted By: ThePants (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 10:57 PM
Actually, "Waking Up Alone" was Hillbilly Jim's song.
"Piledriver," which is referenced in the first question of that set, was Koko.
Posted By: Ryan Bias (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 11:55 PM
Universal Health Care? Bah!
I was shot in the neck while saving a woman from getting gang-raped, possibly anally, and maybe by a goat.
I walked home and didn't notice I was even shot until I was watching Judge Judy three hours later!
Point is, stop being pussies! Run it under some cold water and walk it off!
Posted By: Perry Saturn (Guest) on February 03, 2010 at 09:36 PM
He truly is a man, such a man. I'm a fraud, such a fraud.
Posted By: Steven Regal (Guest) on February 04, 2010 at 12:13 AM
Perry Saturn watching Judge Judy. Fucking classic.
Posted By: Guest#5052 (Guest) on February 04, 2010 at 12:18 AM
Just to say guys, don't confuse Dissociative Identity Disorder (the medical name for split or multiple personality disorder) with the Hollywood version. In the real world, one persona is unaware of the other and is often brought about by a prolonged childhood of abuse. This is opposed to the popculture version where the two personas often interact with eachother and is usually brought about by a single tramatic event.
As sad as it sounds, Black Reign/Dustin Rhodes might be the only time wrestling has got it right.
Posted By: Ravenite (Guest) on February 04, 2010 at 08:13 AM
This is a wrestling website, but I guess it hasn’t stopped anyone else from speaking about their political beliefs. Universal healthcare may work in other countries, but it has it’s faults just like our system does. Ours isn’t perfect, and it does need to be tweaked, but universal coverage will bankrupt us. Yes, we’re already $13 trillion in debt, do we really need to add to it? Do we really need MORE government regulation in our lives? Politicians say there are 40-50 million uninsured in America. That’s not a fair or accurate number. Seeing that there are about 25 million illegal aliens in our country that leaves 15-20 million. Why are illegal aliens being included in this number? Why should we pay our tax dollars to pay for someone that isn’t here legally and isn’t paying taxes? Millions of others choose not to have health insurance. That’s their right. In the US no citizen is denied coverage at a hospital. Isn’t that healthcare? There are thousands of walk in clinics in the US as well that offer tiered pay structures often with no payment necessary. I’m sorry but socialized medicine isn’t perfect in other countries like Sweden, UK or France either. Swedes pay 70% taxes. What’s the result? The highest rate of disability claims in the modernized world. Why? What’s the incentive to work if you’re going to put a roof over my head and pay for my food and medicine? In France you have socialized medicine but almost 90% of people don’t like what the government offers so they but their OWN insurance. So they’re paying twice. In the UK the AVERAGE wait time to get into an emergency room is over 8 hours. Many people are left in the ambulances they arrived in, in the parking lot for hours. In Canada there’s a huge shortage of primary care physicians. It takes up to 6 months to get an MRI. Many of these countries don’t offer newer medications either. Yes, they’re more expensive but at least in the US they’re available. I have rheumatoid arthritis. Enbrel and Humira both cost about $14,000 a year. Yep, that is expensive, but at least I have the option to pay for it or not to. In the US the average time to see a specialist is 4 weeks. Ask people from other countries how long it takes them. If we just give everything away where is the incentive to work for things? If the pharmaceutical companies (evil words, I know) don’t make money then we won’t have that next great drug that could save someone’s life. Why is it that everyone wants the cure for cancer but thinks it should be free? I’m sorry to tell everyone that just because you have socialized medicine doesn’t mean it’s free. You’re still paying for it in your taxes. If you want to see how socialized medicine works on a small scale, look at Massachusetts, my glorious home state. We’ve had mandatory healthcare for 3 years now. The budget was $350 million, it’s almost at $800 million 3 years later. The government says that healthcare will be “deficit neutral” in 10 years. What they’re not telling you is that it doesn’t start for 3 years. So basically you’re paying for 10 years but only getting 7 years of coverage. What happens the next 10 years? We’ll be in a hole. Everything sounds great when people hear it’s free, but it’s not free, it does come with a price. I’m tired of the government dipping into my pockets more and more each year for “necessary programs”. The only person whose hands should be in my pockets are my wife’s.
Posted By: Mike G (Guest) on February 04, 2010 at 04:43 PM
In the UK patients aren't left in car parks in the ambulances they arrive in, the ambulance is redeployed to pick up the next drunk who has gotten into a fight. As for an 8 hour wait treatment is administered on the basis of clinical need, if you've been run over by a runaway lorry not much you could do to avoid injury you'll be seen first, stabbed yourself in the hand using a knife as a screwdriver, well you are mildly stupid you'll be seen second, got drunk and thought you'd impress your mates walking over the train tracks but you've electocuted yourself and the trains ripped your legs off, you're just thick you can wait 'till last.
Posted By: V (Guest) on February 05, 2010 at 06:27 AM
No "who am I?" section this week?
Posted By: Guest#3882 (Guest) on February 05, 2010 at 11:11 AM
Mick Foley had made it from a local "enhancement talent" to a WWE Superstar, kind of.
The Bulldogs gave him a brutal beating in 1986 and 10 Years later he was brought back as Mankind. ;-)
Posted By: Malte (Guest) on February 05, 2010 at 01:25 PM
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! !!!! Only talk about our point of view or we'll throw a childish fit!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Posted By: right wing nuts (Guest) on February 05, 2010 at 05:51 PM
Mike G, I don't know what that comment needs more - paragraphs or facts.
It strikes me as strange that a guy that can't even utilise paragraphs would be so thoroughly-educated on the world's health systems...
And then I come to the 'Swedes pay 70% tax' and realised you're just another ignorant dolt regurgitating lies you're too stupid to investigate as to their veracity.
Posted By: Chungles (Guest) on February 05, 2010 at 06:34 PM
OK, Chungles.... so you can piss on everyone's else's point of view but don't give any facts yourself. So what you say MUST be true then.
Posted By: Mike G (Guest) on February 06, 2010 at 10:48 AM
An online recap a few years back referenced a list Dave Meltzer made of the inaccuracies in Hulk Hogan's first autobiography (the WWE-produced one). Is this list online?
Posted By: James F. (Guest) on February 06, 2010 at 06:46 PM
This is a spiffy column, I hope you can answer my questions. Back in 2006, there was a planned Extreme Rules match between Rob Van Dam and Edge on Sci Fi for both the ECW and WWE Championships. Obviously that didn't happen because of RVD's arrest and the title was given to the Big Show. Heres a link if you need to freshen up your memory:http://www.wwe.com/inside/news/archive/070406edgevsrvd .... So who would have won? Also, do you think there could be any possibility to bring back the days of the WWE prior to turning PG? Sometimes the PG stuff is kind of boring and they can't reach the full potential of their matches without any blood or violence (ex. Randy Orton vs. Triple H at WM25) THANKS
Posted By: Bobby (Guest) on February 07, 2010 at 09:16 AM