The Shimmy 9.18.06: The Big Show Report Card (Part Two)
Posted by Andy Clark on 09.18.2006
The Report Card Series continues its look at the PPV matches of the ECW World Champion! Plus, EVEN MORE feedback with WrestleMania 23 predictions! Click the link to read!
Welcome back, everybody, to Part Two of the Big Show Report Card. It's been a heck of a weekend between wrestling and football, so let's get things started!
2001 Royal Rumble Match (Royal Rumble 2001)
This was a fun Royal Rumble and it had a lot of main event talent. Big Show was actually a surprise entrant after his whole "you're too fat" period in OVW. I actually thought he came back pretty fat anyhow, plus he had a ridiculously large tattoo, but still, seeing Big Show return was fun. In an homage to their feud from a year ago, or just a coincidence, Show was promptly tossed from the Rumble by The Rock.
My Grade: it should be N/A because he got tossed so quick, but I'll give the spot a B for entertainment value
You know, I enjoyed this match. I really enjoyed the two month rub Raven had with some main event guys. Big Show was a very believable Hardcore Champion in the fact that he was so friggin' huge that no one should really be a threat. This was an entertaining match on a PPV that had a lot of them. Plus, this led to Essa Rios' quest for Hardcore gold the next night.
Talk about a show that was stacked. Generally regarded as one of the top PPVs of all-time (possibly event he best), sometimes this match gets overlooked. It's not a five star classic, but as far as crazy hardcore matches go, this was pretty fun. Come on, who doesn't love the epic golf cart chase? Actually, by looking at the Hardcore Title Matches at WrestleMania, this is probably the best one.
My Grade: B
Last Man Standing Match: Big Show vs. Shane McMahon (Backlash 2001)
From the Shane McMahon Report Card: I didn't see this show and my video store got rid of their wrestling tapes before I had the chance, so I can't grade it. All I know is that Shane McMahon is 2-0 vs. Big Show on PPV.
The issue here was Test and Big Show, Rhyno was added pretty much out of nowhere. The match was your typical Hardcore fare, and Big Show came away with the surprise victory.
My Grade: B-
Six Man Tag Team Match: A-Train & ShowGunns vs. Kanyon, Bill DeMott, & Shawn Stasiak (InVasion)
Yes, I am using their official tag team name. This was more or less a filler match, getting more people on the PPV. It wasn't bad, but it wasn't particularly exciting either. This was the only PPV appearance of the ShowGunns however.
Again, fun match. I'm also a mark for multi-man matches so that may bias my view a bit here. The opening was really hot, but unfortunately the pace slowed down as the end of the match approached. Of course by that time Show was no longer in the match so it wasn't even his fault. Month one of "Big Show is a tag team whore" is complete.
And now for month two. I personally enjoyed the Show-Tajiri team more than Show-Spike, because Tajiri didn't try and dress like show. That, and Tajiri rules and Spike doesn't. In any event, I don't remember much of the match other than Rhyno came in to cost Show the belts. It looked like that was going somewhere, but then Rhyno went and had his neck surgery so that put the kaputz on a feud.
My Grade: Let's go with a B
Winner Take All, Ten Man Tag Team Elimination Match: The Rock, Chris Jericho, Undertaker, Kane, & Big Show vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin, Kurt Angle, Rob Van Dam, Booker T, & Shane McMahon (Survivor Series 2001)
I feel like I've covered this match a million times by now.
Oh yeah, I forgot he had whored himself out again. Ah well, I didn't see the show so no comment.
My Grade: N/A
2002 Royal Rumble Match (Royal Rumble 2002)
I have expressed my hatred for 90% of this match may times already, and it also lead to yet another Big Show-Kane feud (which I got to see resolved LIVE!).
My Grade: C
Handicap Match: Big Show vs. Stevie Richards & Justin Credible (Backlash 2002)
Sunday Night Heat. Squish. Squash.
My Grade: N/A
Handicap Match: Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. Big Show & Ric Flair (Judgment Day 2002)
I dug the potential for this feud, and for once I actually thought the rumored Show-Austin feud might be pretty good. Alas, Austin would soon wig out over jobbing to Brock Lesnar and "take his ball and go home." He would then be chastised by The Rock…who would soon leave for Hollywood. Irony anyone? Oh, and Austin's workrate at this point wasn't anything spectacular, and as a matter of fact neither was Flair's, so this didn't come off as well as it should have.
My Grade: C-
No Holds Barred Match: Big Show vs. Booker T (Vengeance 2002)
From the Booker T Report Card: Booker actually goes for a string of PPVs without a match despite a need for a Booker T & Goldust vs. Big Show & X-Pac at the King of the Ring PPV in June. The nWo (wow, my computer actually let me type that, I must be the luckiest internet writer in the world), had just been disbanded by Vince McMahon, so Booker T took out his old nWo (again!) anger on Big Show. Believe it or not this was actually Booker T's first PPV singles win and only his second PPV win since the Inaugural Brawl. Booker and Big Show had a pretty decent chemistry together, chemistry they would show more of during their Steel Cage Match later on that year during Raw Roulette.
Now we get to Show's rejuvenated period. Moving from Raw to SmackDown was a great move for him at the time and he really seemed like the main event superstar he was always meant to be. He had a kick ass feud with Brock Lesnar immediately upon his arrival, and was the first person to defeat Brock in a WWE ring. Actually, looking at Brock's few losses in WWE, Big Show has the most victories over him (unless you count each fall of his Ironman Match with Angle individually). Show's second WWE Title run started here.
Unfortunately for Big Show, he was little more than a transitional champion, paving the way for the Angle-Lesnar feud. Still, Show represented well here as he and Angle always seem to have an off-on chemistry. When they are good together they are quite good, but when they're bad, they're pretty bad. Good thing for us this was one of their good pairings.
My Grade: B+
Next week: 2003-2004!
A Reason For Bullet Points
I was really digging this past week's Raw until the main event. It's cool that we have had a couple of Raws to look forward to this year, including the July 3 and August 28 ones. Madison Square Garden is such a great atmosphere and it makes things seem so much more important.
Speaking of MSG's aura, ECW should tape there every week. The atmosphere for that show was amazing and it was cool to see Heyman give his promo at the beginning. By the way, THAT is the promo he needed to give the week after he screwed RVD. Now it all actually makes sense.
Booker T vs. Bobby Lashley as the main event for No Mercy. This could be interested as I'll be very curious to see how Lashley does in such a big position.
ROH's Glory By Honor V show was this past weekend and it sounded really good. I think ROH has made tremendous strides this past year and I actually think that if they had the abilities they would do a great PPV business and actually be competitive in the wrestling landscape. Of course if they were to do that they would need to lose all of the TNA wrestlers, but with guys like Bryan Danielson, Nigel McGuinness, Roderick Strong, BJ Whitmer, and Delirious I think they could cope perfectly well.
EDIT: Of course I write the previous statement before I actually get the final results in. Bryan Danielson won AGAIN. God dammit, this is getting as bad as Triple H's 2003 reign. I finally think there is someone that will take his pasty ass out and they blow it. Looks like I won't need to buy this DVD after all.
Please WWE 24/7, please air this show like you did the Road to WrestleMania 22 show from New Zealand. Raw vs. ECW in Tokyo would be an awesome show. Check out the card for the Tokyo house show for October 19:
DX vs. The Big Show & Hardcore Holly
- Rob Van Dam vs. Edge for the WWE Title
- Test vs. Umaga
- Tommy Dreamer, Steven Richards & Sandman vs. The Spirit Squad
- CM Punk vs. Randy Orton
- Sabu vs. Nitro vs. Jeff Hardy in an Extreme Rules Triple Threat Match
- Carlito & Torrie Wilson vs. Mike Knoxx & Kelly Kelly
Awesome card.
TNA Capital Punishment Update: Magnum T.A. will now be in attendance! That's pretty sweet and I hope that Joe vs. Jarrett does end up as a Six Sides of Steel, "I Quit" Match.
A Reason For Bullet Points PPV Edition: Unforgiven
Not a bad show, but the first three matches were a horrible way to start. Two heel victories and one non-finish and not one good match among them? Yeesh. The last four matches picked up the quality, though.
Jeff Hardy vs. Johnny Nitro was disappointing. There was some good psychology there as Nitro spent the entire match working Jeff's leg but that was the problem...Nitro spent the ENTIRE MATCH working Jeff's leg. This match needed to be a faster paced affair, much like Orton-Carlito, especially in the opening slot.
Umaga vs. Kane was what it was. I may have been expecting too much but a clean finish would have been nice. So much for Umaga's undefeated streak. I had really hoped Umaga would actually get a legitimate undefeated streak instead of one of these half-done Samoa Joe or Brock Lesnar win streaks.
The World Tag Team Title Match could have been good, but the crowd was DEAD.
Hell in a Cell was good fun. I'm impressed by the size of the new cell, but I think I liked the old one better. This will probably go down as the second worst Hell in a Cell (even though I enjoyed it more than Triple H-Jericho and Triple H-HBK), but that doesn't mean it was bad. I'm not sure the match really needed to be contested in the cell, but it had plenty of blood, which is what it's all about. I'm dumbfounded that DX won, however.
Trish vs. Lita was great. I'm glad Trish won and I'm glad the crowd gave her a good reaction. Trish has now surpassed the Fabulous Moolah win Women's Title wins and I think that's awesome. I don't think I've ever cheered during a Women's Title Match before, but I did last night. Busting out the Sharpshooter was an awesome way to end the match, too.
Carlito-Orton was good, but rather short. I don't think that's a bad thing, though, as I think (and hope) that we'll get more matches between them. Props to Orton for pulling off that RKO in midair. Let the Wellness Policy bashing begin.
TLC started a bit slow for me, but it certainly picked up. Those were three hellacious bumps at the end and the FU through the tables was incredible. Cena did a great job at improvising when he had to restack the two tables, making it look like he was thinking about putting Edge through them before continuing the spot. Somebody better call those Hidden Highlight boys. Edge played his role brilliantly, and I wouldn't be surprised to see Edge "fire" her tonight on Raw. The important think is that once again, The Champ is HERE!
Andy Enjoyment Index: Unforgiven
1) TLC
2) Trish-Lita
3) Hell in a Cell
4) Carlito-Orton
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5) Spirtit Squad-Highlanders
6) Nitro-Hardy
7) Kane-Umaga
You know, I wouldn't have commented if not for having Christian on there. Christian will not be back in a WWE ring anytime soon, especially not by April. Sorry.
Corporal Clegg writes:
Hmmm...
I could see where you were coming from with the Mania 23 predictions...So let me throw my hat in...
Undertaker V Batista - Why one earth no-one has considered this one yet is beyond me!. Both are solid big guys (though Batista has been looking a little ring rusty out there I think he'll be back to 100% by the time of the big one). This would selll BIG. Forget John Cena being pushed to the hill. He can still make a solid impact without touching a world title shot this time round. This has to be for the WHT and SD HAS to be given the main event this time round as it's been put in second place the last three years running.
Chavo Guerrero V Rey Mysterio - Expect this one to still be going come Mania and expect it to be the only "cruiserweight" match.
HHH V HBK- Yeah, we've been here before. But this time with the twist that HHH is the face and HBK the heel.
I'm not going to try and think up any more for the moment. But that's three matches (which on top of the inevitable Hogan/Austin) that should more than deliver the goods.
No one has thought of it? My good friend Mike LaFave over at "Getting Over" thought of it! I thought it was a good idea when he had it and I think it's a good idea now. I don't mind that being the main event at all, even though as long as Cena is on Raw I think he'll be the main event. I certainly hope Chavo and Rey isn't still going because it's really uncomfortable for me to watch. I like the idea of Triple H vs. Shawn Michaels, but I'm not so sure about the heel-face dynamic.
Gary McLoughlin has his one WrestleMania thoughts:
hope i'm not late on this one, but I could'nt help noticing the card for Wrestlemania 23 that you and your readers have proposed. Although some of these cards would be worth great money to see, they still are a little out there and unrealistic in the modern era of the WWE. So as a wrestling fan of 16 years here is my dream card for WM23.
match 1- Six brand money in the bank Ladder Match-
Sabu VS Hardcore Holly VS Jeff Hardy VS Shelton Benjamin VS Matt Hardy
Vs Finlay
Match 2- The Boogeyman VS Sir William Regal.
I think that the WWE could do a hilarious build up for this and could create some comedic chemistry between the pair
Match 3- Bobby Lashley Vs Ken Kennedy (US title)
These are 2 main event stars in the making and wheter or not the US title is involved in the match I believe that a match like this is vital for building both stars in to headliners.
Match 4- Kane VS Undertaker in a Hell in a Cell-
Alright this might be a bit of a wild one and I know that we have seen these two battle it out enough times, but I think if the WWE creative build this one up as the "Final Encounter" then it could be pretty intresting. Plus with a lack of babyfaces or creitable headlining heals and of which Kane is capable of both, I think that this match has the potential to launch Kane back into the main event (Although he was never really established as a headliner.)
Match 5- Johnny Nitro VS Carlito (Intercontinental Championship)
We all know that these two can have a good match, just look back to Vengeance in their Triple threat IC title match. Imagine what these two could pull of at Mania and the build up has the potential to be nice as their clash of personalities would be golden.
Match 6- Vince McMahon VS Mick Foely in a Hardcore Match
This match is inevitable, lets get real Vince has been involved in a major way in Mania matches since 1999 and he has even booked himself in several since 2001.
This match already has a foundation to build on, hence the kiss my ass club and to add to the spectacle they could throw in a stipulation like the "Loser kisses ass" or "Vince becomes micks servant for a month".
Match 7- Terry 'old balls won't put over anyone or get of the TV' Bollea VS Austin
BLAH BLAH its bound to happen lets move on.
Match 8- Big Show vs RVD (ECW Title)
They are probally the two top contenders in the ECW brand at the moment
(in the perspective of the "E") so why not?
Match 9- John Cena VS Batista World Heavyweight Championship
Bare with me I legitably believe that this is possible. I'm expecting for Cena to join Smackdown!, The CW network is looking for ratings from the WWE and with the current state of Smackdown! and with only a couple of weeks until the big launch, Smackdown will need to go big and ratings don't come bigger that John Cena.
Match 10- Edge VS HBK VS HHH VS Orton
This would be a great Main event but could vary depending on how the DX situation pans out and if a big face is drafted from Smackdown!
Anyhow thats just my thoughts and I thought that I'd just get them out there.
You have a very solid card here, my only real issue is the Hell in a Cell Match. I see your thought process there, but I just don't think that match will attract too many people. We've seen Taker vs. Kane many times, twice already at WrestleMania, and I just don't think Kane is a suitable opponent for Undertaker at WrestleMania. I'd buy it though, so it's all good.
Peter questions my grading methods:
Wow...I know it's your own ratings and match ratings are subjective...but if you give a laughable match with no action, an extended way too long chokehold because of a missed run in, and a crowd loudly booing and chanting boring a "C"...what the hell is going to get a D or an F?
Nothing against Big Show and Kane, because I liked their recent RAW match where they busted out some "wrestling"...but the KOTR 1999 match is just hideous.
I gave it a flat C? Well you're right to call me out on it then. At the very least it should have gotten a C- or at least a D+. Don't worry, you'll see a D and an F in the coming weeks, just off the top of my head.
John Popalis has a pretty good WrestleMania card:
While there are some that hate fantasy booking, I especially love it. And even more especially when it comes to Wrestlemania since it's supposed to be the one show that sums up everything within the year preceding it, so allow me to throw my hat into this one. I put the card, the the bullet points to discuss each match. Let me know what you think:
Mr. Kennedy(champ) vs. Bobby Lashley (US Title)
Kenny (Current Intercontinental Champion) vs. CM Punk vs. Big Show vs. Johnny Nitro vs. Chris Benoit vs. Randy Orton (Money in the Bank Ladder Match)
RVD(champ) vs. Sabu (ECW Title/Extreme Rules)
World's Greatest Tag Team vs. Hardy Boyz vs. Spirit Squad vs. Highlanders(champs) (World Tag Team Titles)
Psicosis(champ) vs. Rey Mysterio (Cruiserweight Championship)
Triple H vs. Shawn Michaels (Hardcore Match)
Undertaker vs. Edge(champ) (WWE Title)
Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. Hulk Hogan
Melina vs. Mickie James(champ) (Women's Title)
Batista(champ) vs. John Cena(Royal Rumble Winner) (World Heavyweight Title)
-Let Kennedy have a good run and have Lashley finally want back the title that he was robbed of. Very straightforward booking.
-This can be the way to finally build Orton into a true main eventer instead of hotshotting it over and over. But additionally this can be CM Punk's way of really breaking out and showing everyone what he's capable of. You'll also have Kenny and Nitro in there as the young guys who'll bump like crazy, Benoit as the veteran in this scenario, and Big Show as the big man who'll toss everyone around. I can imagine an insane finish where CM Punk gives Benoit a Pepsi plunge into a table, knocking them both out, and Big Show double chokeslamming both Kenny and Nitro to the outside, only to turn around and get RKOed, leading to him winning the Money in the Bank. In tune with Orton's character, he should state the next night on Raw that he is saving it for next years Wrestlemania (Because they always mention that stip when talking about that match) and then really build him for a year. He'll be amazing because no matter WHAT, everyone will know he is going to main event Wrestlemania next year.
-That is if they can hold off long enough between these two. RVD against Sabu for the title on wrestling's biggest stage. Every fanboy would cream their pants. Albeit it probably wouldn't be a real long match, but let them kill each other for 10 minutes straight, and it's already a classic.
-WGTT and Hardy Boyz should just natually reform as all four guys have nothing better to do, and a Fatal Fourway would be awesome
-Psicosis and Mysterio used to have the best cruiserweight matches. Let them go out at it at Wrestlemania, could be a show stealer.
-This just naturally seems to be where DX is going to lead to. Michaels and Triple H never had their one final huge match (I remember Michaels saying that that's what he wants Wrestlemania XX to be for, but it ended up being the Triple Threat match). One big final blowout where they pull out all the stops.
-Have Edge win his match against Shawn Michaels at Royal Rumble with Triple H costing him the match, then have Undertaker come to Raw to challenge Edge for the title where he's never been beaten before: Wrestlemania. Edge can tell him, "Well I got news for you jack, I've never lost at a Wrestlemania either! That doesn't mean you're getting a shot at MY title!" Michaels comes out and says he got screwed and he wants a shot. Hunter comes out and says that that title belongs to him he should get the shot. And Orton comes out, says he's gone too long with that damn title, he was screwed last year and it won't happen again. So No Way Out has Undertaker vs. Orton vs. Triple H vs. Shawn Michaels for the number one contendership at Wrestlemania. Michaels has Orton beat, but again Triple H attacks him. They brawl to the outside, Undertaker comes in, scoops up Orton, Tombstone , and he's going to Wrestlemania. Two wrestlers undefeated at Wrestlemania for the WWE Title. Also this sets up HHH vs. Michaels, and Orton doing anything he can to win the Money in the Bank.
- Austin vs. Hogan is a given. Hogan already laid down the challenge and they've been teasing it for years. They can basically slap each other and it'll be the hottest match in Wrestlemania history. Also these guys are getting on in age, and I think if it doesn't happen at this Wrestlemania it won't happen at all. (If it doesn't happen, substitute McMahon vs. Bischoff here)
- They always seem to stick the women's title match here, so I'll do the same. Either way this one will be interesting because there is actual real life heat between these two, so it would be interesting to have this be their big match for their feud. Depending on how they want to play it they could throw in Mic Foley as the Special Guest Referee as well.
- No matter what happens, this HAS to be the Wrestlemania main event. It's Wrestlemania 5, 12, and 17. The two biggest stars in the company in the main event. First it was Hulk and Macho. Then Shawn and Bret. Then Austin and Rock. Now it has to be Batista and Cena, no way around it. Cena (who hopefully will be sent to Smackdown after this Sunday at Unforgiven) will win the Rumble and it looks to be a lock that he'll want back on Raw to get his title back from Edge. But then Batista will just do what he does best, mock Cena for being afraid to fight him, but not in that angry "I'm going to kick your ass" kind of way but in his smooth, cocky "I don't blame you for not wanting to fight me" kind of way. Cena snaps and decides he's not going anywhere and he's going to prove once and for all who is the better man. (Plus Smackdown is due for having the actual main event at Wrestlemania). It won't matter who wins, this will be the match that shows that these two are biggest superstars in the world today.
Let me know what you think. I'm missing Ric Flair, King Booker, Finley, Regal, Umaga, and Kane from the card, but I think those would be understandable losses. Maybe a Booker/Finley match, but it wouldn't add much to an already packed card.
I actually really like this card, although I think it's pretty imperative for the people you left out (except maybe Regal) to be involved. I also don't like the involvement of Raw superstars on the No Way Out PPV, but that's just me. As for the matches I like them all except I'd rather see Rey Mysterio fight Super Crazy or Matt Hardy instead, maybe even Finlay or Booker. I also like the idea of Orton saying he'd use MITB at next year's WrestleMania, except I'd tweak it a bit. Orton SAYS he's going to use it at WrestleMania but then uses it during the course of the year catching everyone off guard. Way to be sneaky.
500 Good Words w/ Andy Critchell
I Wish JBL Was the Color Commentator For My Life
Hey kids, hope you all had a nice weekend. I'm writing this on Friday and am really excited to see how things turn out in terms of my football picks and of course, at Unforgiven. Man, I hope Edge still has the belt by the time this is posted! Anyway, before I get too far I want to give shout outs to Robert Leute and to Luke Southworth for taking the time to email me with intelligent feedback on my "500 Good Words" last week. Thanks for reading fellas! And if you boys and girls want to be in the cool kids club like Robert and Luke, all you have to do is email me at ascrit@myway.com and let me know what you think of my musings. Just remember, I don't care if you agree or disagree with me as long as you keep it intelligent. Now, on with the show…
Cole: Tatanka is a proud Lakota
JBL: Nothing wrong with a Dodge Dakota...
Before JBL, the two color guys in the WWE were Lawler and Tazz and neither one of them really brought much to the table. Lawler has been stale for years and all he's really good for now is screaming about puppies. Now I love the Divas probably more than just about anyone else but even I don't flip out the way he does when they come on. Tazz on the other hand was solid but had really lost a lot of his edge. Sure, he put guys over but it all had just become so vanilla from him. Plus, he and Cole were so buddy/buddy that while tolerable, they weren't really interesting. But with Tazz now at ECW, as a true heel announcer JBL has stepped in and filled the hole on Smackdown and he really is the man that's changing Friday nights.
(To Cole): I'm still JBL jackass; watch your words!
With the pairing of JBL and Cole, we now have an announce team that has some friction between them and I believe it has really helped Cole to step up his game. Cole has been treading water for a while, probably pretty complacent with his buddy Tazz sitting next to him. Now he's got a HUGE personality to deal with, one that cocky, egotistical, and downright hilarious. Cole has responded by becoming somewhat adversarial with JBL and taking little digs at him when he can. The back and forth between the two has made for really fun television, no matter how good or bad the match is.
(Referring to Finlay's Leprechaun running around) This is the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life! Someone call the dog catcher!
When I heard about Finlay coming back from training to performing in the WWE, I was skeptical, but through his fine wrestling and demeanor, he made a believer out of me. Obviously, I was not alone because he started getting over, and getting over HUGE. Rumor has it that Johnny Ace, the WWE's head booker, didn't like that for some reason and decided to saddle Finlay with a little leprechaun to make him look foolish. So what does this have to do with JBL? Well, I believe that park of the reason for the leprechaun being so OVER (and believe me, it is) is because of JBL's over the top excitement when ever the Leprechaun appears as well as his defense of it to Cole. JBL has talked about buying one for himself with his American Express Black card and wondered aloud if there were a family of leprechauns under the ring. And it didn't stop with Finlay and the leprechaun, JBL has done a marvelous job of putting over talent whether they be heels ("Kennedy is the fastest rising star in the WWE today') or faces ("Matt hardy is a main event waiting to happen!") Even though he has put over a lot of guys, he stays consistent with who he does and doesn't like whether they are heels or faces, such as Vito, Sylvan, or the Miz.
Whether he's making wrestling announcers fun again, putting over talent, or doing any one of the innumerable "little things," JBL had begun his announcing career in grand fashion. He's following in the grand tradition of Jesse Ventura and Bobby the Brain as a true heel announcer and I truly believe that one day he could be the best of them all.
That's it for me this week, maybe one day I will actually stay under 500 words but when it comes to JBL, I could go on all day. If you feel the same way, shoot me an email. Until next time…
To Rey on Smackdown: "Is it because the Guerrero family has deemed you to be nothing but a piece of crap the reason that you aren't yourself?"
Bravo, JBL, bravo.
The Shimmy Likes It Raw!
Who cares? The Steelers are on Monday Night Football!
…and I have a test of the History of the Jewish People tomorrow morning. Oy vey!
Well that does it for this week's raucous edition of The Shimmy. Next week we'll continue our look at Big Show's WWE PPV matches and maybe have a little something extra too. Until then, don't die. Clark…out.
