Hidden Highlights It’s Cryme Tyme 02.05.07: Issue #75
Posted by Prag-Thomlison on 02.05.2007
Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo… yo. Check it out. Nitro jest lays down at th' Rumble, Melina deman's her stick on RAW, Kelly Kelly rolls a ball in ECW, Petey Williams saves his fro accesso'ies on iMPACT, Finlay gives a li'l extry effo't on SmackDown! Fry mah hide!, WSX gives fair warnin', Hulk Hogan makes up dreams fo' his son, an' mo'e in this hyar true t'th' streets issue!
Hidden Highlights Cryme Tyme
By JP Shad and JT…G
Issue #75
Intro
Yo yo yo yo yo, yo, yo, yo, yo… yo! Yo homie, get ready to bust a cap in yo ass, cause dis here ain't Hidden Highlights. No baby, it's Cryme Tyme!!!
Life ain't nothin' but bitches and money.
— Master P, Bitches and Money
Cryme Tyme (n) – the most highly trained criminals in your ‘hood.
Hidden Highlight (n) – what we done jacked.
Now you see, every week some skinny white ass dudes rip off the brothers with some top 3 Hidden Highlights from all dem shows on TV. But bitches ain't representin' enough. Brother ain't said shit enough about Cryme Tyme, so we gone and kicked those fuckers to the curb. Now brothers, this really be dat der most positive shizzle in the I-W-izzle.. Word.
And you best be asking yourself, who be these fine ass playas?
JP Shad - Straight out of the South Shore, JP Shad can jack the hoes as quick as he can jack a car.
JT… G – From the mean streets of Detroit, JT… G steps over bitches on 8-mile.
Dawgs, we be bringin' in dis issue wit one purpose, to pimp ourselves.
Voice over from dat serious soundin white dude: "Yo yo yo, homies. Pop that 40 and check your rollies. It's Cryme Tyme!
JT… G: YO….Yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo….YO! ‘Iss ya boy JT…G here to drop all dat Hidden Highlights knowledge fa ya'll fools, nah mean?
JP Shad: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, check it dawg. Now it be time for a Cryme Tyme fire sale. Rapid fire, baby, rapid fire. Hommie, we best be gettin' on wit those motha fuckin Hidden Highlights!
Hidden Highlights for WWE Presentz da Royal Rumble: Sunday, January 28, 2007 by JT… G
JT… G: MNM failed ta gets retribution on the Hardyz, Lashley ‘n Test… well, dey was ‘dare, Kennedy alllmos' won the belt from' Big Dave, John Cena and Umaga jus' killt each other dude, and da Deadman gots himself a ticket to WrestleMania.
(3) Damn, I'm bushed:
Towardz da end of the DubyaDubyaE title match, Umaga found hisself on da wrong side of a TV shot tooda DOME from our boy John Cena. When da' ref started countin' for Umaga to get up, Cena starditta get back in the ring. He leaned between the ropes'n as he was about bouts to be all daway in, he stopped. Keptiz left foot balanced on the middle rope, just kinda hung there. Makes sense ‘ta moui. After all, he WUZ bout half dead. Hot little way for da champ to use the ring to sell how damn bushed he was n'dat he couldn't stand on his own twos.
(2) I gotch'ya back:
Yo so those crazy foolz da Hardyz ‘n MNM got us kicked off right at the Rumble (and you may have all been thinkin "where da hell iz Cryme Tyme?". Well, we wuz in da back, hordin' 30 otha manz loot). Durinda match, that crazy white boy Jeff Hardy gotz tagged in, and quickly shifted da momentum. He hits dat poser Nitro wit a Gord Busta, and goez for dat dare pin.
JP Shad: Yeah, dat was hot dat was hot son, tell em'.
JT… G: I am I am; azda ref went down ta begin da pin, Nitro liftid his head up'n glanced ova Hardyz shoulda'. What he saw wuz Mercury comin' ta break dat shit up, and he jus' laid there. No needs to lose any lungz kickin' outz when you know ya' boy is comin. Atwuza nice no-sell uva kick out attempt.
(1) Game rekanize Game:
Befo' Edge and Randy Orton got themselves Sweet Chin Musacked out'da Rumble, one of them suckaz broughtza chair into the ring. But once it got down tuduh Taker and HBK, thingz was different. Shawn got ‘da Deadman into the corner and lept up for the rope punchez. He got to four, and Taker threw him ontahis back. He got up, and whatz he do? Grabs dat chair n'tosses it out the ring. RESPECT son. No needs for a chair to be involved. Both deeze cats know ‘dares no need for no – as yall'd say – "foreign object". Iss all bout puttin' it all on da line ‘ta see whooza best. Like I told ya'll befo'… LEGENDZ. RESPECT.
JP Shad: Damn straight, bro, damn straight.
Hidden Highlights for WWE RAW: Monday, January 29, 2007 by JP Shad
JP Shad: Yo, yo, yo, before we done get too far, I gotta send a shout out to my homies B-ted, Q-pac, Chain Ball, ZZ Head, and, of course, my honey bunny Laquisha.
(3) Open big, open wide:
Late into de broadcast, Edge and Orton wuz defendin' deir Wo'ld Tag Team Championships against Raz'tus Cena and HBK. Afta' takin' an elbow t'de face fum Orton, Edge decided t'bail on de contest. Man! As he wuz walkin' away, Orton continued t'try t'invite Edge back. Ya' know? As some last attempt, he even held jimmey de rin' ropes fo' Edge, givin' him some wide openin'. ah' likes dat he dun didn't plum stand dere and scream at him likes most sucka's do, and actually made da damn physical invitashun real apparent. Man! Dis made da damn moment when Edge walked away even mo'e poignant since he had been given some literal wide jimmey oppo'tunity. Slap mah fro!
(2) Give dat bitch her stick:
Earlia' in de night, Melina made ha' way waaay down de rin' fo' ha' match wid Maria, some match dat we would soon find out wuz some numba' one contenders match. Lop some boogie. As she made ha' no'mal entrance, Melina started t'do de "pose" she duz at da damn end. But instead uh hangin' de no'mal hand-in-de-air doodad, she instead laid ha' hand out and pointed t'it, ax'in' fo' de mic. Co' got d' beat! It wuz puh'fect fluid moshun dat wuz evenly bitchy and smood dat she plum had t'be given props.
(1) Perpetratin' the rows:
Dis one ah' plum had t'put in here cuz' dis joker wished he could be likes us. Charlie Haas. You's may gots pinned Cryme Tyme on Monday, but dose co'n rows show ya' wanna be likes us so's baaaad. It's ok, ah' dig it. ah' know ya' look up t'us and wish ya' wuz us. Dat's waaay coo'. But next time, ax' befo'e ya' try t'play dress up.
JT… G: Fa sho. We gots sumpin' for dem dough… betta check yo'selves fools cuz we got our eyez on ya'll. F around and get dat corny little dome split fa real.
Hidden Highlights for ECW on SciFi: Tuesday, January 30, 2007 by JT… G
How you a man waitin' for the next man to get rich?
Yo' plan is to stick out yo' hand real quick
So if he feed ya family and he serve you shit
Then he need that head you get and he deserve your bitch
Since you wishin' cash fall from the sky all ya life
Dwellin' on the past when you was alright
When you was gettin' cash but wasn't too bright
Now ya luck down you feel like, bustin' them shells
Nobody owe you, can't do nothin' for self
Want niggaz to show you, how to come up wit' green
I scheme since I'm fourteens, what the fuck was your dream?
Rental cars, little broads, sayin' you was seen
Wit' little niggaz wit' a chain you was doin' ya thing
How high was I? You the thousandth guy
That came around thinkin' we can see, eye to eye
We on a different echelon, coulda got bread together
Now you gets deaded on-
JP Shad: JT… G!? You der, son?
JT… G: Hah? Oh, my badz kid, my bad. I wuz knockin' that new Nas.
JP Shad: Yo, dat joints been out fa' two months…
JT… G: I know, I know right. But I wuz only able to lift a copy ah-dat piece lyka week ago.
JP Shad: Ah, gotchu gotchu. That track is fire, right Ogre?
Jordan Williams: Uh, actually guys I don't listen t—
JP Shad: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH you know dat track iz sic, son!
JT… G: Word, word.
JP Shad: Still dough', hit da people wit the hidden stuff.
JT… G: Don't worry, I'ma hold it down. CM Punk takes anotha L, RVD n' Holly keep dey beef goin' strong, Lashley faces a "Test", and Vince McMacalack wuz all OVA da buildin!
(3) Blondez has all da fun:
Okay, I'ma hafta give some love to one uvda hottest thangs on ECW, Kelly Kelly. Only prob is dat it happened two days earlier at da Rumble. But dis is my column, so I'm gon' go ahead and break it down fa' you anywayz. …what? Ya'll got sumpin to say? Yo, dey gots sumpin to say?
JP Shad: Nah, they coo.
JT… G: YO! Do they GOTZ SOMETHINZ TA SAY!?
JP Shad: Nah, nah. Iss cool man, go head go head.
JT… G: ……you sure, man?
JP Shad: Yeah itzall good.
JT… G: …aight. Yo at da Rumble two nights befo', Kelly Kelly had da all important job of bein' da tumbla' turna'. Afta' Sandman drew his ball containin' his RR numba, Kelly went started right on tumblin' away. Only thang, ‘dare wuz only one ball left in da tumbler! Da hell was she turnin' it for? Hahaha, f'n blondez man. They just… just…
Ron Simmons: …………………DAMN!
JT… G: Xactly.
(2) Can I get a WM plug please? TIZ Febrary you know?:
So our mans Vinnie MAC gave Lijah Burke some mic time this week, and he took ‘da perfect ahpatunity to give a shot out to the grandiss stage of dem'all (which we'll be atz, winnin' OUR tag team goldz). As he wuz ‘splainin to VKM how he ‘gon leave everybody on they backs, he mentioned dey'd be "lookin' up at ‘da sky". As he said soze, he puttiz finger in da air. The camera zoomed up wit him, and even dough he was pointin' at the ceilings, in da background righ' above'iz fingah was a big blue WrestleMania 23 sign. BAM! Perfect cam'ra work and product placement to start hypin' da big show. We'll see you rollaz in April.
(1) Crowd was HIZZYPE!:
Check it. That thoro'bred Hardcore Holly had ‘ar fellow blaze-meistro Rob Van Dam ina modified Bosston Crab, the crowd started ta get HYPE. But b'fore they coulget too loud, my manz starts shakin hiz head at the crowd, opens his mouth ‘n just says "no" to dem. But he wadn't sayin "no, ya'll have no chance"; he wuz sayin "no, don' even start diz shit". He's well awarez dat RVD is MONSTA' ova with the crowd, an' louda the crowd gitz, betta chance RVD has of breakinout of da submiss hold. As ‘doze two corny fourelevin dawgs would tell you, crowd interactionz is impohtant.
JP Shad: SHOT OUT TA' MA BOY VIN-MAC. Brotha' cutz da checks, so brotha' gets dat respects. Gotz to pay da bills!
Hidden Highlights for TNA iMPACT: Thursday, February 1, 2007 by JP Shad
JP Shad: TNA continued da damn ride t'deir latest PPV, and dun did everydin' possible t'condense twenty sto'ylines into some few segments. Oh, and dere wuz some matches, too! Right on, bro!
(3) Da best thangs:
Christian Cage and Tomko wuz havin' some discussion back stage, and Cage told Tomko t'snatch care uh deir guest. Man! Tomko dun didn't wanna do it, but Christian sent him on his way and said, "Good doodads happen t'sucka's who do good." But dun did ya' catch whut he said afta' dat? It wuz right as dey wuz goin' t'bust and Mike Tenay wuz rappin', but Cage said, "It happened t'me" and den had da damn biggest smirk on his face. It wuz some puh'fect heel moment and shows how de characta' of Cage recon's it be Coo' t'do everydin' he dun did cuz' he recon's he be in de right. Man! Dat's whut dey always rap about in Hidden Highlights, an effective heel needs t'recon' he's always right, no doubt. Man!
(2) Dude like a lady:
Petey Williams came waaay down fo' his match wid Robert Roode and wuz quick t'attack. Ya' know? Afta' knockin' Roode out uh de rin', Williams needed t'loosen down some big, it would seem. WORD! So's he took off de fro band he kep' in his haid t'let his fro waaay down. But dun did ya' catch whut he dun did wid de fro band? No, he dun didn't plum drow it waaay down o' drop it, he actually took de time t'wrap it around his wrist! Right on! Looks likes Williams dun didn't wanna loose any uh his precious scrunchies.
(1) He done what?!:
Anoda' sucka' who wuz caught sayin' sump'n interestin' wuz James Mitchell. When he wuz callin' out Stin' fo' some match wid Abyss at da damn PPV, Mitchell let some little item slip. Jes hang loose, brud. He said, "Unlikes Abyss, o' mah'self,, ya''ve neva' done time." Dat wuz some supa fine little tidbit we learned dere. Mitchell plum admitted dat he wuz in jail, too, at some point. Man! Duz dis mean dat Mitchell met Abyss when dey wuz bod incarcerated, o' wuz Mitchell in jail at anoda' time all togeder. Ah be baaad... Anoda' level t'dis neva' endin' mah'stery. Slap mah fro!
JT… G: I watch Impact on ma days off, whichiz comin up next week. Yo, you. Yeah, you. Jeff Small, com'ere man, com'ere. Yo I really liked that column'a yours diss week man.
Small: *cowering somewhat* …really? You did?
JT… G: Oh man HELLZ yeah. All dat stuff bout WrestleMania, and Taker, and you wuz talking ‘bout Joe and Angle-
*As this conversation is taking place, JP Shad is carefully and cautiously removing Small's wallet*
JT… G: -plus you mentioned ta us how Hidden Highlights iz da B show, den gave love to da Rumble ‘n-
Small: I… I really didn't mean that about the column. You guys.. you guys are great man, really *worried look*… I was… I was joking.
JT… G: Oh you wuz playin? You'z just playin' ha? Aight. We gon' let dat one go den… We'll holla atchu, we gotz work to do.
Hidden Highlights for WWE SmackDown!: Friday, February 2, 2006 by JT… G
JT… G: Benoit and Finlay get dey scrap on, da Boogeybust scares Lil' Bastahd, Vickie is not happy, ‘da Untouchables remain untouched, Batista want answers, a King get hiz key, Kennedy's echo tearz Vito's dress off, hot shorties in bikiniz, and then… well, all hell broke loose ta end the show.
(3) Blow me, shorty… what? Man jus' read it:
So I know JT gave Deuce ‘n Domino some love las' week, but I'ma hafta do it again. When dey first gots to da ring, they did their lil' thang where they gets Cherry in the ring. Then as they wuz talkin' yang with da Hooliboyz, I seen Cherry off to da side, and she blew a bubble wit her gum! Now, believe it or nots, myself and JP Shad is huge fans of Grease, ‘n if you watch eider of ‘em, you'll see a ton uv bubble gum bubbles. Much like da toofpick last week, nice lil' use of props to add to her character.
(2) Dey don't call ‘im a veteran fa' nuttin:
Shelton Benjamin: Man, what the hell is this? What are ya'll doing? This is a disgrace! You guys are a complete disgrace to the black man! I'm about sick of both of you. Can't you have a little respect!? Did either of you even finish school? What a joke…
JT... G: Oh, excuse me sir. I did not realize that our style was offensive to a man as sophisticated as your self. Allow me to apologize, and bring it up to your composition level so that your literary integrity isn't somehow patronized:
During the opening contest of the evening, we were treated to a swell match between the ever dangerous Chris Benoit, and the always competitive Fit Finlay. In the midst of this absolutely incredible match up, Mr. Finlay was able to manipulate Mr. Benoit into a what's called a Half Crab. After quite the struggle, Mr. Benoit did indeed manage to get one hand onto the bottom rope. Despite this incredible display of energy and effort, Mr. Finlay did nothing but continue to sit there and inflict the damage to Mr. Benoit's physical frame. This was very crafty on his part, as his veteran instincts reminded him that when an opponent reaches the ropes, that is in no way indicative of requiring he break the hold; it is merely a signal that the referee must now begin his five count (which you could not see because of the close up nature of the camera angle, but could hear audibly). A most excellent use of the rules to allow himself a few extra seconds of pressure enforcement.
There, how was that?
Shelton Benjamin: Actually, yeah, that was pretty goo—
*Out of nowhere, JP Shad hits Shelton with a big boot, knocking him unconscious*
JP Shad: SHUT YO' MOU'FOOL!
JT... G: Hahahaha, you did him IN, kid!
(1) Class'iz now in session, fool:
Time for a lil' history lesson courtesy ah ya boys Cryme Tyme. We all seen King Book force folks ta kiss his ring ‘afta he had accepted the key to da city of Houston (shot out to Chinatown and ma whole relient crew). What I peeped though was that he wadn't wearin' no wedding ring… at least not on ‘is left hand. He was wearin' it on his right! Back in da 18th century, many people did in fact wear dem on their right hands ‘stead dey left. Nice little shot out to the days of ‘Kings ‘n Queens' by da King on'at one.
JP Shad: Damn, my foot still be achin' from dat sucka's weak jaw. Ima gonna go ice it up.
Reader Write-in Hidden Highlights
Check it. Even more skinny ass white dudes been tryin' to represent in these here pages. Dawg, we hear ya, we hear ya. Check your roll, ‘cause now Cryme Tyme is gonna be pickin' the finest hoes in the ‘hood.
JP Shad: Damn boy, I ain't knowin' what half these fools be saying, but I know when we be havin' the best fire sale in all da 411!
JT… G I hear ya, I hear ya. But da homie upstairs say we best be givin' da warnin'.
JP Shad: Aight, aight. So, *GENERAL WARNING*:: all of dem silly ass white boys have been re-written to proper street.
Now, you don't mind me steppin' in he'e, I gotz a few ta sta't us up wit. JT… G, you can bring da ruck in a few.
JT… G: No doubt, hit em off son.
JP Shad: Aight. First, Jeremy Haston done said:
Hey guys, it's Jeremy H. again. I just wanted to point something out from last weeks Impact. I'm not sure if they play the same commercials nationwide during the broadcast since I know some stations don't. But right after Sting getting the fireball to the face the commercial that played in my area was the trailer for the new Ghost Rider movie. A movie about a man who's head is on fire all the time. I know it probably wasn't planned, but I though it was funny anyway. Thanks for the column.
JP Shad: Dat is tight, dawg! Ghost Rider be comin' in and knockin' bitches off der asses. I think we might… BAM… an ea'ly copy of da movie. Yours! Brian representin' da west side o'P-A gotz one from da man again:
Hey guys, been reading your article for about three months now and have to say that I enjoy it thoroughly. And it took something that really stood out for me at the Royal Rumble to attempt to contribute myself.
After Ric Flair came out at the #1 spot, Finlay came down to the ring holding his shillaleigh and was going to take it into the ring when a referee struggled with him before finally taking it from Finlay. At first I thought this was odd since in the Royal Rumble there are no rules concerning disqualifications and weapons and the shillaleigh would be perfectly legal for Finlay to use, but did you notice who the referee that took it from him was?
None other than Charles "Little Naitch" Robinson! Given Robinson's history with Flair (Robinson was the "official" referee for the Horsemen similar to how Nick Patrick was always in the nWo's hip pocket) It seems to me that Robinson still favors the former leader of the Horsemen and would look to make sure nobody has an advantage on Flair.
Keep up the good work guys.
JP Shad: Homies gotz to watch e'ch odda's back dawg. Like my homie JD:
During the Carlito/Crazy vs. Masters/Dykstra match on Raw, the referee was busy sending Carlito to the outside of the ring while Dykstra had Crazy under control. He was about to make a tag, but waited until the ref was looking. When the ref turned around, he pointed to his eyes, then to the ref before making the tag. This is great work because Kenny kept up the belief that the ref must see the tag for it to count. Unfortunately, King totally missed what happened and said he told Torrie to watch.
JP Shad: I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one! Gerbilecw ain't one neith'r:
Whats up man? I'm sure you noticed and maybe a million more people did. But did you see when Flair came out and the panned to the crowds there was the usual flair Woooo sign except the W was down and what seemed to be in place of the missing W was the WWE logo. Check it out its at the bottom left corner of the screen, My DVR box says its at the 1 hour 46 min mark. Check it out if u didn' notice, its actually kinda cool.
JP Shad: Yo, yo, yo, yo. I was at my mom's house at 1:46. You ain't be pinnin' dat crime on me. She'll tell ya! David knows where I done was at:
I was at the Raw in Dallas and had multiple great moments for me. It was my first time to see a title change, hear the DX music live and see some of the mystical powers of the Undertaker. Great Christmas present Grandma Pamm! Anyways, my hidden highlight comes from Kenny Dykstra during the tag match. Don't know if this was caught on camera, as I haven't watched the tape yet. He went for a pin on Crazy RIGHT next to Carlito, who of course broke it up. Then as the ref argued with Carlito, Kenny pulled Crazy over the his corner for the double team. My friend that i went with (her first show ever) was like, "Hey! He tricked him!" I just smiled at the excellent psychology(!) from such a young wrestler and wondered how many others caught that. Keep up the good work.
JP Shad: We allz good, allz good. Graeme, youz all good too?:
After Khali eliminated about five guys at once, notice Edge - he's down in the corner, looks up and notices that he's probably next on Khali's smashing list and scampers across the floor to the other corner! I thought it was quite a funny moment and shows how intelligent Edge is.
JP Shad: We done laugh our ass off at dat little punk. Michael Williams been laughin' too at another bitch:
Just finished watching ECW 1/30/06 .... after Lashley's 2439th victory over Test, we hear the BONG, lights go out, back on, there's the Dead Man. And the highlight? The referee (Mickie Jay I think?) getting the hell outta dodge! I don't think a ref's jumped outta the ring that fast since SurSer'97.
JP Shad: Dat little bitch, runnin' scared. We ain't runnin' f'om no one! Just like old G Martin Inch:
Haven't sent in any HH's for a while now, but saw one that majorly stood out on this weeks Raw (Monday 29th Jan episode) And props this time has to go to the production department, ok this HH was seen at least 3 times during the show but was quite good
Anyway, usually when they show the graphic hype for the matches, the pictures of each wrestler are around the same height, showing their whole upper body.....
BUT what I thought was good was in the graphics for the Jeff Hardy - Great Khali match, they lowered Hardys pic down alot to show that Khali is.. well..... huge! Quite subtle and obviously done to show the size difference between the two.
JP Shad: Dey be playin' tricks wit you again! Damn dawg! Yo JT… G, whatchu got for em?
JT… G: Haha yeah, mad love to da produckt team on dat. Before I gitz started, we gotz one that needs immediate addressin'. Dis fool Matt C. is trippin':
The guy from the TNA PPV that had a sign that said "my sign is a hidden highlight" gets a spot but not the one i had at SS!? wtf? is it cause my sign said HH and not hidden highlight? grrrrr
JT… G: WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH ….WAOH. I'm gonna need you to just go ‘head and take'a step bak son. Now, seein how diss ain't our beef, we just gon' let this one go ‘til next week, but know dat doze fools will be gettin' at you in full on this matter. Reppin da' Rumble is Brian J., who just went off all ova da show:
A few of Rumble hidden highlights for you guys:
#1 - You could see the new 'passion' in Shawn Micheals as he entered the Rumble, but who was the man that met him first in the ring? Finlay! This is minutes after JBL had been putting over the fact that he would go for Finlay if he was going in cause Finlay had been in there the longest, but it was Finlay charging Michaels as he entered the ring. Sure Finlay got eliminated for his troubles, but damn does that guy love to fight!
#2 - As if JBL needs more love but here...
Cole - 'The Hardyz have had their issues with Edge in the past'
JBL - 'Yeah, he stole all of their girlfriends!'
Just one example of some of his Classic commentary!
#3 - Did anyone else notice Cena's demeanor going into the ring, during the match, and after he had won? Being 'injured', he knew it was going to take all he could in the match, no selling to the crowd walking down the aisle (like last Rumble...) just pure determination as he knew his championship was never in greater risk.
JT… G: Doze is all some great calls right there. Dat fool Finlay definetlay lovz to get his scrap on. JBL crackz us straight the hell up, and a REALZ nice catch on Cena. All dat guy does'is play up to da crowds. Like you said, he knew how impotant keepin' da belt was. Rod B. wants ta give madd dap to da rabid wolvie:
After Benoit hit the ring and went nuts on everyone he delivered a German
suplex to Finlay. The HH is that on the outside li'l Naitch watching Benoit go to work gave a full body cringe as Finlay hit the mat, great little touch by Charles to show that not only is he working but also enjoying the action.
JT… G: Can't say I blamez Chucky for dat one. Benoit is a MONSTA in da ring, and if we wuz out ‘dare I'd prolly be watchin' him too. Thang ‘bout Robinson is dat he's sucha veteran, he can afford ta catch a glance airrey now ‘n den. Brian caught some hotness from the World title scrap:
My HH comes from the Mr. Kennedy/Batista match. Towards the end of the match Kennedy gets a near fall (2 7/8) on Batista before a kickout. The HH is how Kennedy took the near-fall.
a) Kennedy's not going to waste his time trying to convince the ref that it was a three count. Has any wrestler ever changed a ref's mind and turned a 2 Count into a 3 Count? No, and Kennedy isn't going to try to waste time being the first, his mind is on the win and the title. But....
b) Kennedy does allow some pure frustration to seep through and pounds Batista's leg 3 times with the base of his fist, like a child throwing a temper tantrum. Not doing any damage, just out of exasperation. I could almost here him thinking "What more do I have to do?". But then he caught what he was doing, got up and went back on the offensive.
Kennedy had his eye on the prize but is human and let his emotions slip through just for a second before he caught himself and went back to work on Batista.
Kennedy continues to improve and impress with his in-ring skills, mic work and understanding of psychology. I have a feeling many more HH will be coming from him in the future.
JT... G: Yeah, dat rook Kennedy got some crunk skills, no doubt. Most cats do act-a fool ova a two count, like the refs tryin' to be schiesty n' what nots. He gotta learn to control dat temper dough. Had he kept his calm, he mighta copped hisself da big gold. Focus main'. Focus. Next up is our boy Brenden Kotter:
I have a hidden highlight from the January 22, 2007 taping of Monday Night Raw and the January 26, 2007 taping of Friday Night Smackdown. On both shows both announce teams were very adamant on telling everybody that nobody has ever won the royal rumble as the number 30 entrant. And takes draws the number 30 spot this year and wins it.
JT… G: Gots ta love foreshadowin'! I gotsta be honest. In all da talk of how HBK or Edge or Books wuz gonna win, I ain't even catch dat shnit. They're ueshaly so consurned wit throwin' us off, we didn't see it righ'in front of our face. Props to BK for dat. Still on RAW is R B who also saved sum chedda' by switchin' to Geico:
I was watching RAW last night and caught a HH during the Masters/Kenny v Carlito/Crazy match I noticed Masters and Kenny were wearing same color outfits. Great way to sell the team factor. Also during one of the Gieco commercials I noticed something I never seen before during the close-up of the gecko he scratches an itch. A good job by the animators to put over the fact that this particular gecko has human qualities.
JT… G: Affirmative. Prag iz a sucka for those pretty, pretty colors. And I don't care what NUN' ya'll say, dat gecko is fricken' hilarious. Diss week up in ECW, Adam Nelson caught one that I fo'sho didn't catch:
I don't watch ECW all that often, but I watched the part with Vince tonight, and I noticed that after the Originals took out Burke and Vince walked away from the ring, the aisle he was in was too wide to be the ECW one, so I'm guessing he backed up the Smackdown aisle instead. This was probably just a reflex, since the ECW aisle is in a corner rather than on a side like Vince is used to, but I thought it was worth pointing out.
JT… G: Well, it duz all lead to da same backstage, so he prolly did it wiffout even realizin' it. Or it may've been on purpose. In kayfabe land, headin' up that ramp would put him in da back wit his E boys, but steppin' back onto ECW turf via their "curtain" wouldn't've been too smart on his part. Dat's how you get got right ‘dare. All I can say iz Corey VS., we gots issues wit your thesis:
During KING BOOKAs speech, He said no one from Houston, living or dead, has reached his greatness. Giving a little shot at The Undertaker (post Mania feud maybe? I hope not)
JT… G: Okay son, I'ma give you props on the Houston reference, but is you insinuatin' dat Booksta goin' afta da belt after WM (assumin' Taker wins it) iza bad thing? You gon' have to go ‘head and put away ‘dat Haterade playa'. Da king needz to get back on toppa hiz kingdom fa'sho.
JP Shad: Fo RILLA!
JT… G: Word. Closing us out for SD diss week is Fixxer, who actually caught more ‘den one witout realizin' it:
I caught an interesting HH during the closing segment of Smackdown. When Vince McMahon strode to the ring, JBL pointed out that there were now five world champions in the ring. Obviously, he remembered when McMahon defeated HHH to win the title in 1999. He would give up the title and HHH would get it back at Unforgiven in a six pack challenge. Cole was a bit incredulous at JBL's comment, but before they had a chance to talk about it, McMahon was up and running.
JT… G: What's funny here is dat JBL musta been unsure of hisself because after Cole said dat, JBL later said "4 world championships". Perhaps Cole should jus' shut dat yapper a'his and let the man do his thang. JBL was indeed corrects.
Also a shotoutz to Samer K. who caught HBK's "No Mortal Man" comment longz befo' Shawn pointed it out. One goez to Leafhill as well; doze fools will get to ya next week, son.
JP Shad: Well, looks like dis here fire sale be over. We ain't done got no more. Peace, we out!
You want to rep in these here pages? Dawg, e-mail Whitey at jpjthidden@yahoo.com. Da man says to get yo free styles in before Church or he'll be holdin' you down even more.
That Other Section
Dis here week, Cryme Tyme has something for Dat Otha Section.
JT… G: Yo, before we get to Dat Otha Section, I just need ta' let the peoples know ‘bout this:
JP Shad: Oh no you didn't. Brother, forget that shit, and let the peeps know about what you done found… lying about…
THE Hidden Highlight for Wrestling Society X: Tuesday, January 30, 2007
JT… G: As soon as diss show started, the first thang I noticed wuz a disclaimer rollin' cross da bottom of da screen. It said:
WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE CONTAINS DEATH DEFYING STUNTS PERFORMED BY INSANE PROFESSIONAL WRESTLERS. THESE STUNS SHOULD BE ATTEMPTED AT HOME …OR ANYWHERE ELSE FOR THAT MATTER. ENJOY THE MAYHEM.
HAHAHAHAHA DAMN …how much more kayfabe can ya getz? Gotta give em props dough; they made sure ta warn all da youngin's watching at tha crib while still completely puttin' over how CA-RAZY ‘dis promotion iz ‘posed to be.
JP Shad: Dats cool, dats cool. I waz gonna be given props to my homie Justin Credible. Motha don't care no shit about no lawsuit, he done go and use his name anyway. Ballz on that kid. Now dats all good, dats all good. But I gotz one… no two… no THREE betta for ya.
Hidden Highlights for Hogan Knows Best: Sunday, January 28, 2007
JP Shad: Nick decided on anoda' carea' pad in racin', and we gots some Nick-centric episode. Gotsn't had one uh dose in some while...
(3) Homie Bubba:
Now, ya''ve heard many times in dese pages about how Hogan and Bubba da damn Love Sponge is baaaad homeys. We've even caught Hogan wearin' some "McGuillicutty" shirt on mo'e dan one occasion. 'S coo', bro. Dis week wuz no different, 'sept fo' de fust time we gots some view uh de BACK uh de shirt. Man! Sho' man enough, it wuz de Bubba da damn Love Sponge logo. 'S coo', bro... real visible... mos' as if it wuz product placement. Hmmmm...
(2) Who dream i'dis?:
When Hulk wuz goin' drough de list uh careers dat Nick gots pursued in de past, he menshuned "acto'" mo'e dan once. De problem wid dis? Nick dun didn't wanna be an acto'! Right on! Hulk fo'ced him into actin' classes and into some bit part in some movie so's Nick would fo'get about wrestlin' fo' some little while. ah' love when Hogan re-scribbles histo'y! Right on, right on…
(1) Where my hoe at?:
Did ya' notice who wuz mostly conspicuous in ha' absence dis week? Dat's right, Brooke barely made an appearance! Dere wuz no straight on shots uh her, and she said about dree wo'ds de entire episode (two uh which wuz "Go!"). It looks likes dey real wants'ed t'focus on Nick dis episode and havin' Brooke be around too much would snatch away fum dat. Man! Can't say ah' blame dem. WORD! Brooke's a supa fine hoe.
JT… G: She legal now Hogan, betta keep her outta our sights. We gots NO issues tappin da white girlz, fa sho'.
Exit, stage left!
JT… G: Yo, shot out to Brooklyn! B-K in da BUILDIN! Shot out to my homies Nick-Zilla AKA "Da Borda Crossa", G Money, Rubez da Indian wordsmith, TG AKA "B. Saget", Larry Legendz, my killah Triple B up on 21st, da whole Abilitiez crew, Nicki V, T da Bluntacular, Billy Blaze, Jay Laze, my whole U.P. crew, whattup to da Bronx, get at me pot-nah's, word up! Holla back. One.
JP Shad: You done said it all. We out for realz. Peace!
Homies, props for letting us jack DA 75th ISSUE of Hidden Highlights! We'll be lettin' those two punks out of the trunk of my fine ass ride by next wee—
