411’s Independent Draft Spectacular 07.05.07: The UWF Presents - Old School Expulsion! Posted by Larry Csonka on 07.05.2007
The UWF debuts and like a Phoenix from the ashes, The Extreme Horsemen ride again!
by: Imma Markinhard
Staff Writer
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LIVE from The Kenansville Auditorium in Kenansville, North Carolina, the UWF presents Old School Expulsion!
UWF CEO Christi Csonka makes her way to the ring to kick off the show. I don't want to bore 1,000 people so I will keep this brief. When I purchased the UWF, I did so because I like many of you were not happy with the wrestling on TV right now. I went out and drafted a damn good roster and paid damn good money for them. Now you people have come here to pay your hard earned money to see this show, and I thank you. Tonight in this very ring, right here in Kenansville, North Carolina we start old school again. We bring some of the new school flavor along with it and tonight, tonight is a night not to forget. We will crown the first ever UWF World Heavyweight and UWF World Tag Team Champions! There will be winners in these matches, as I am proud to say that the tag team finals will be a LADDER MATCH! Also, out UWF World Title bout will be a No DQ, there must be a winner bout with none other than COWBOY BILL WATTS as the special referee! Ladies and gentlemen, I have taken up too much time already. Sit back, get ready to cheer because the first match begins…NOW!
QUALIFIER for the UWF Tag Title Finals: The Impact Players of Lance Storm and Justin Credible w/Dawn Marie vs. PWU Tag Team Champions All Money is Legal (K-Pusha and K-Murda)
They all stand off, slaps and a BRAWL to begin the match. Credible slams Murda, misses a moonsault and then gets a tornado DDT. Pusha over to attack, off the ropes and an ax kick by Pusha. Off the ropes and a SPEAR by Storm! Figure four locked in by Storm, but Murda off the top with an elbow drop stops that. Pusha eats a Hart Attack, SHADES OF THE HARDT FOUNDATION~! Leg drop and Murda stops the dream sequence and dropkicks Storm in the face as he held Murda. The Players hit the floor, Pusha with a corkscrew dive onto them. He lays the boots to both and AMIL get a table. They set it against the railing as Murda attacks Credible. They pick him up and double powerbomb Credible through the table! Storm has a chair and smash mouth to Pusha! Murda set up some chairs, grabs Storm and they brawl. Credible sets up chairs, smash mouth again to Pusha. LOW BLOW on Credible, they lay out the chairs and Credible is in the ring, they have him and try to suplex him to the floor through the chairs, Storm in and spears them off through the chairs! I think Pusha broke a hip. Credible sets up some chairs and lays Murda on them. Storm to the apron, ASAI MOONSAULT through the chairs onto Murda. That had to suck for Murda. Everyone is down now. Pusha throws a chair onto Credible, and then tosses Storm into the ring. A slam, up top he goes and Credible nails him and crotches him. Credible and Murda up top with him, TOP ROPE THAT'S INCREDIBLE! Pusha runs in for the save and gets EATS a double superkick from Storm and Credible. They cover both men and the Impact Players take the win!
Winners: The Impact Players of Lance Storm and Justin Credible w/Dawn Marie @ 11:32 via pin
Paul Wight comes out to the ring. He shakes with Storm and Credible and grabs the mic. Allow me to reintroduce myself. I am not a big bad show, nor am I a giant. My name is Paul Wight and I am the biggest athlete in all of professional wrestling. I left the WWE because I was tired of being treated like an animal, no; more like a slave. I left that company and was about to retire, but then I had an opportunity to come to the UWF, and I took it…along with a sizeable payday, comparable to my size if ya get my drift. I made sure that I would be treated like a star, and tonight I am one of four men looking for a shot at the UWF title. Corino and Strong, former champions in their own right and worthy competitors, good luck, because one of you will face me later in the main event. Larry Sweeney, book a ticket to Larry-dise, because you'll be on vacation for a long time when I am finished with you.
QUALIFIER for the UWF Heavyweight Title Finals: Steve Corino vs. Roderick Strong
Strong charges the ring hard and takes Corino to the floor. They start to brawl and Corino backdrops him into the crowd and boots him in the face. Strong fights back and slams Corino to toe ring post, busting him open. Strong then lights him up with a few chops and then misses a chop and nearly breaks his hand on the ring post. Strong is hurt and holding his hand now. Back into the ring and Cornio tries to take advantage of the hand injury, but Strong dropkicks Corino's knee and now looks for the advantage. Strong beats down Cornio and works the Flair rope/ass drop to the knee of Corino. He then decides to grab a chair and wedge it between the ropes, which might come into play later. Strong now gets a Flair knee breaker and slaps on the figure-four leg lock! Strong going old school on the KING of old school! Corino makes the ropes. He is a bloody mess and then and is able to pull Strong into the chair in the corner! Corino makes his feet, Strong manages to snag the leg and then Corino hits an enzuigiri! Ace Crusher by Corino and that is good for two. Corino goes for a brain buster, but falls as his leg is just too injured. Strong is able to counter to a backbreaker. Another back breaker! Corino is up and eats a 3rd but is ALIVE with fighting spirit! Corino hits the Northern Lights Bomb! 1…2…NO! Lariat out of nowhere by Strong! Goes for the back breaker, countered, Corino grabs Strong, OLD SCHOOL EXPULSION! 1…2…3!
Winner: Steve Corino @ 11:59 via pin
-After the match, Corino offers Strong his hand and says to shake it, Strong blows him off and Corino says that by the end of the night, he'll regret that sign of disrespect.
CW Anderson is backstage and has something to say. "You should all know by now that I have been up and down the roads in the world of wrestling; WWE, ECW, MLW, Japan…and now I have come to the UWF. They have given mea chance with my track record to win the tag team titles, but I have no partner. Or at least I didn't until I made a phone call to an old friend from the Carolina's. He's not "Just incredible" and he not amazing, he's not simply ravishing nor is he an innovator of violence, no; this man is Totally Tremendous."The Queen of Extreme" Francine along with "Tremendous" Tom Lawrence enter the picture. Lawrence and Anderson shake and walk away talking.
UWF CEO Christi Csonka makes her way back out to the arena. We are proud to announce a return date of August 3rd and on that card, we have signed and will deliver in their UWF Debut the INSANE CLOWN POSSE! Also on the card, a former world champion looks to earn a UWF contract as the man that rules the world PSYCHO SID VICIOUS makes his debut! Tickets will be available during intermission. Thank you again for your support and let's get to our next match!
QUALIFIER for the UWF Tag Title Finals: The Backseat Boys of Trent Acid and Johnny Kashmere vs. "The Enforcer" CW Anderson and "Tremendous" Tom Lawrence w/Francine
As the ref makes the announcements they start to brawl! The Boys are here to prove themselves and toss Anderson as Francine is freaking. Lawrence and Anderson don't look to be gelling to well thus far. The Boys beat down Lawrence as Francine checks on CW and helps him to his feet. The Boys nail a double superkick and then the Dream Sequence on Lawrence! CW is back in and starts cleaning house on the Boys, he tosses Kashmere and then gets a spine buster on Acid! Kashmere dives in and CW sidesteps him, Lawrence is back and snags him up….and hits a SICK Emerald Frosion he calls the Totally tremendous and that's all! Wow, we'd have to consider this an upset considering that the Backseats have been a team for a very long time.
Winners: "The Enforcer" CW Anderson and "Tremendous" Tom Lawrence @ 6:38 via pin
Special Attraction Match: Marco Corleone vs. Vampiro
They stand off mid-ring, and then they brawl. Lots of rights, Corleone in control now and a big boot to Vampiro. Vampiro clotheslines him to the floor. Corleone pulls him out and they brawl on the floor. Corleone slammed to the railing and Vampiro then slams him to the steps. Vampiro slammed into the railing now and Corleone then boots him in the head. Vampiro slammed to the ring steps now and then rights by Corleone. Back in the ring, goozle by Vampiro and Corleone escapes but eats a big boot. Corner splash by Vampiro. Back elbows by Corleone and a GOOZLE by Vampiro and the chokeslam connects for 2. Vampiro to the floor and gets…LIGHT TUBES OF FUN~! Vampiro sets and goozles Corleone…but Corleone escapes and TREE SLAMS VAMPIRO INTO THE LIGHT TUBES~! Corleone covers for 2. Corleone sets, charges and eats the leg lariat for 2. Vampiro to the floor and gets A TANK OF PIRANAHAS~! That's pretty fucked up right there. Corleone clotheslines Vampiro and Corleone grabs a piranahas and lets it bite Vampiro! Vampiro is bleeding badly now and Corleone STOMPS HIS HEAD INTO THE TANK OF PIRANAHAS~! Vampiro rolls to the floor and Corleone paints himself with Vampiro's blood. Corleone gets the barbed wire bat now as they brawl up the ramp. Corleone nails Vampiro in the gut and then the back. Corleone nails him again! Vampiro climbs some scaffolding to the set as Corleone climbs up a ladder. Corleone still has the bat and waits on the top. VAMPIRO PULLS HIM OFF…AND HOLY SHIT CORLEONE IS DEAD~! HE FELL INTO A PILE OF EXTRA SPICY POPCORN~! Vampiro up top…SUPER 720 DEGREE SPINNING TRIPLE DECKER PECKER WRECKER ONTO CORLEONE. WILL NO ONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN? At the very least the super spicy popcorn?
Officials run out and stop the bout as neither man can continue. We see the EMT's come in and we'll update you on the condition of these men when we have a chance.
Winner: No Contest @ 9:02
+++INTERMISSION+++
Intermission comes early in the wake of what happened in the last match. During the intermission period, former WWWF Champion Ivan Koloff and his former Partner Nikita Koloff, along with Rock and Roll Express members Ricky Morton and Robert Gibson signed autographs near the ring area. By the concession stands Midnight Express members Dennis Condrey, Randy Rose, Bobby Eaton and Stan Lane signed autographs as well. There was an altercation and more will come of this later.
+++END OF INTERMISSION+++
QUALIFIER for the UWF Heavyweight Title Finals: Paul Wight vs. "Sweet & Sour" Larry Sweeney
Sweeney tries to play stay away and uses some leg kicks to Wight. Wight looks to be down to around 425lbs, which for him is cruiserweight levels. More leg kicks by Sweeney, but Wight uses a Khali like JUDO CHOP followed by a series of head butts. Wight tosses Sweeney to the corner and lands some back elbows now and backs away after a stern warning from the referee. This allows Sweeney to roll to the floor and he starts to re-lace his boots, Wight leans out to grab him and Sweeney tosses HEEL POWEDER OF DOOM into his eyes! Sweeney in and starts to lay the boots to Wight now. He goes for more powder and the ref takes that from him, allowing Sweeney to get a low blow and a series of kicks to Wight. Sweeney now goes up top, celebrates and DIVES off with the elbow drop! That's all! 1…2…NO! Wight slowly sits up and shoves Sweeney away. Sweeney comes off the ropes and gets a bionic elbow to Wight, he turns to the fans for appreciation but Wight shakes it off and clotheslines him. Uh oh, Wight raises the hand and GOOZLES Sweeney! Chokeslam and THAT is all kids.
Winner: Paul Wight @ 6:19 via Pin
To Determine the FIRST UWF Tag Team Champions: LADDER MATCH - The Impact Players of Lance Storm and Justin Credible w/Dawn Marie vs. "The Enforcer" CW Anderson and "Tremendous" Tom Lawrence w/Francine
Here we go, the match for the first ever UWF tag Team Champions, and it's a ladder match! Anderson and Lawrence whip each other into the Players to kick things off. Credible and Storm double team Anderson and call for Dawn Marie to bring the ladder to the ring. The ref stops her and sends Dawn to the back! Francine now tries to help and SHE is tossed to the back! Storm and Credible are pissed! Anderson and Lawrence are pissed! Anderson goes out to get the ladder, but Storm springboards out onto him. Credible goes up, but Anderson pushes the ladder over. Lawrence pins Storm to the corner with a ladder and dropkicks him, and then celebrates like the cocky asshole he is! Credible springboards off of the ropes Lawrence but smashes the ladder into his face and he is busted wide open! Lawrence goes after Storm on the ladder and hits Storm with a reverse DDT off the ladder. Anderson goes up but gets powerbombed by Credible. Credible goes up. Lawrence rushes up the turnbuckle and dropkicks Credible off. Anderson slams Credible on the ladder, and Lawrence Sentons onto him! **HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!** The Players try to fight back and clothesline Lawrence with the ladder. They try to beat down Anderson, and Credible nails Storm with a superkick by accident! Anderson tosses Credible and lays a ladder on top of Storm, Lawrence goes up top and moonsaults onto the ladder while Storm is laying underneath. **THIS IS AWESOME Clap clap clapclapclap THIS IS AWESOME Clap clap clapclapclap THIS IS AWESOME Clap clap clapclapclap** Lawrence goes up, but Credible returns with another ladder and knocks him off. Credible goes up, but Anderson returns the favor by ramming him with the ladder. The Players go for another clothesline with the ladder, but Lawrence body presses onto them. He's hurting and rolls to the floor, allowing Credible and Storm sandwich Anderson with the ladder. They take Anderson out with a flapjack into the ladder set up in the corner. Lawrence in with a chair now and nails Storm! Credible picks up Anderson, off the ropes, reversal and the ANDERSON SPINEBUSTER on Credible from the middle of the ladder. Lawrence and Storm in and set up another ladder, they brawl and an eye poke and then Lawrence hip tosses Storm off. A big splash misses by Lawrence as Anderson looks for another ladder. Credible and Storm try to superplex Lawrence onto a ladder. Anderson makes the save and battles with Credible. Ladders laying on top of each other, and Storm takes the opportunity to use the ladder as a see-saw and WHACKS both men in the face. **THAT'S FUCKED UP! THAT'S FUCKED UP! THAT'S FUCKED UP!** All four men try to recuperate and now two ladders are set up, and all four men go up. Lawrence and Storm tip over and slingshot themselves off the top rope. Credible and Anderson's tilt the other way and fall off. They set up the ladders again and fight for the prestigious title hanging above the ring! Credible pie faces Anderson off their ladder. Anderson bounces off the ropes and knocks over Storm's and Lawrence's ladder. As the ladder falls, Lawrence steps onto other ladder and grabs the titles!
Winners and NEW UWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS "The Enforcer" CW Anderson and "Tremendous" Tom Lawrence @ 21:05
"The Blueprint" Matt Morgan comes to the ring as the new tag team champions leave. "Gentlemen, I mean no disrespect. This is your moment, but I have something to say and have no beef with you. Who I do have a problem with is the UWF management. They come to me, "The Blueprint" Matt Morgan and say that they need me. They need me to come to the UWF. They will give me the chance to make an impact. So I agree. Tonight you've seen a tournament for the vacant UWF title. Paul Wight, a former champion who I respect. Steve Corino, a former world champion who I can respect. Roderick Strong and Larry Sweeney, two midgets that have never been anywhere or done anything. Who have they ever beat? They get a shot at the title, while "The Blueprint" stands here with no match. Well UWF management, this is BULLSHIT. I want my shot, and I want it now!
**BUFF…DADDY** hits over the sound system and former WCW star Buff Bagwell makes his way to the ring! Matt Morgan, who have YOU ever beat? If anyone has the reason to be upset, it is Buff Daddy. You don't get to demand anything. You get to sit back and jerk the curtain while the stars, Buff, run the show.
UWF CEO Christi Csonka makes her way back out from the locker room. Gentlemen, I do not like leaving my office so this will be short and sweet. You both feel like you have been over looked, like we have ignored you. Fine. I am looking your way now. Right here, right now you two get your chance. "The Prototype" vs. Buff Daddy, the winner faces our newly crowned champion at the next show, put up or shut up. Ring the damn bell!
Matt Morgan vs. Buff Bagwell
The bell rings and Buff is on the attack of Morgan. They trade rights, and Buff retaliates with a boot to the gut and a double-armed DDT. Buff goes up top, Morgan gets to his feet and Buff hits THE BLOCKBUSTER! He pops up and does the Buff dance and flexes, but Morgan is up! Buff turns around and Morgan snags him up and delivers "The Blueprint" and that is all!
Winner: and #1 Contender Matt Morgan @ 1:34 via pin
-Ladies and gentlemen, we have a special announcement regarding next month's show. After the altercation during intermission, involving our legends, signed for our next show will be a special legends match, seeing The Rock and Roll Express w/Ivan and Nikita Koloff vs. The Midnight Express (Eaton and Lane) w/Rose and Condrey! This will be a true throwback to the Crockett days here in the Carolinas.
Triple Threat Match: 2 Cold Scorpio vs. Kid Kash vs. "The Virgin Slayer" Shiima Xion
Kash lays down and makes 2 Cold and Shiima argue early. Machismo and 2 Cold then attack. Off the ropes and Wacky counters and Machismo and 2 Cold with a dual arm drag. Machismo gets a roll up and 2 Cold stops him. Jabs by Shiima, off the ropes and 2 Cold charges in front of him. They toss Kash and 2 Cold attacks Shiima. They counter each other and then some lucha like counters. Roll up by 2 Cold for 2 and then into the camel clutch. Kash in with a basement dropkick to Shiima, and talks to 2 Cold. Kash holds Shiima, and 2 Cold dropkicks him. Wacky tilt a whirl by 2 Cold. Shiima wants a high five, but no. Double whip and Kash moves and Shiima hits 2 Cold. Tornado DDT to Shiima by Kash. Cover for 2. 2 Cold was sent to the floor, rights by Kash now to Shiima. Snap mare and nose pull by Kash. Nails 2 Cold, and then the running yakuza to Shiima gets 2. Kicks by Kash, and then nails 2 Cold. Rights to Shiima, Irish whip and a back elbow by Shiima. Head scissors by Shiima. Jabs now, off the ropes and Kash trips him up. 2 Cold in and knocks Kash to the floor. Shiima up top…double ax smash to Kash. 2 Cold with the moonsault to the floor wipes them all out. Tosses Kash back in and 2 Cold to the apron, up top and Kash crotches him. Kash up top…RANA countered by 2 Cold. MISSILE DROPKICK nails Shiima. Kash eye pokes 2 Cold and has control. He tosses Shiima to the floor. Grabs 2 Cold, snap suplex and a cover for 2. Kash works over 2 Cold with boots, Corner punches by Kash, spits in his face and then more rights to 2 Cold. Irish whip, boots by 2 Cold and a RANA to Shiima. Shiima in and a flubbed flapjack to 2 Cold. 2 Cold back with dropkicks but gets killed with a clothesline by Kash. All three men down, Kash works to his feet and after 2 Cold. Rights to 2 Cold, Irish whip and 2 Cold to the ropes and a leg drop with Kash caught in the ropes! Seated senton to Shiima gets a CLOSE 2! 2 Cold with rights to Shiima, then chops. A whip and a leg lariat connects. Kash nails them both in the catches them both on a tree of woe, one standing, levitation dropkick for 2. Kash with rights to Shiima, elbows now. A cover for 2 by Kash. Jabs by Kash, eye poke and then more jabs. Off the ropes and an Enziguri by Shiima. 2 Cold eats a RELEASE DRAGON SUPLEX~! Shiima up top…VIRGIN SLAYER to Kash! 1…2…2 COLD SAVES! They battle, jabs by Shiima, off the ropes and 2 Cold to the apron, elbowed down. 2 Cold up top…SICK FUNKY FLASH 450 SPLASH breaks up the pin, he covers for 2. Cover on Kash for 2. 2 Cold grabs Kash, Shiima up and stops that. Kash tosses 2 Cold into Shiima, and then rolls him up for the win!
Winner: Kid Kash @ 14:11 via pin
UWF CEO Christi Csonka makes her way to the ring one last time. I know you're probably sick and tired of me tonight, and I admit I didn't plan to be out here that often but this time it is something very important. It is my pleasure at this time to introduce to you the original owner of the UWF, a legend in the business and tonight's special referee for the main event, Cowboy Bill Watts!
To Determine the FIRST UWF Heavyweight Champion: NO DISQUALIFICATION, THERE MUST BE A WINNER - Steve Corino vs. Paul Wight w/Special Referee Cowboy Bill Watts
Watts lays down the law to both men, and then check both for weapons. He finds knux, powder, a chain, an Asiatic Spike, a slingshot, three rocks and a cheese grater on Corino, takes them and places the on the floor, stating that while it is NO DQ, he cannot start with them in the ring. Damn he's smooth. The bell rings and we are underway. Wight corners Corino to begin and Corino into the ropes. Watts makes Wight break. Corino finally mans up and locks up with Wight but gets tossed to the corner and Wight starts to lay in back elbows and then choke Corino with the boot. Watts does his best to pull him off and Wight gives him a nasty look, allowing Corino to leap up and poke Wight in the eyes. Corino now goes to the floor and blinds Wight with powder. He then grabs the slingshot and shoot shim three times, but unlike Goliath Wight is still standing! Corino now uses the Asiatic Spike and Wight is down to a knee. He chokes him with the chain and then grabs the cheese grater and GRINDS on the head of Wight, opening him up! Now with the knux he pounds away on the head of Wight and the blood is flowing freely. He pulls Wight up and goes for the Old School Expulsion, but can't get Wight up. He nails an enziguri to Wight, which staggers him but he hits the ropes and turns Corino inside out with a clothesline! Both men try to make it to their feet and Corino kicks Wight repeatedly in the knees and he bumps into Watts, turning him around Watts is then taken out by Corino but Wight snags him up and gets the HUGE Chokeslam on him! He goes to get Watts and CW Anderson hits the ring. He and Corino were former Extreme Horsemen members, but Anderson has stated that he wants nothing to do with Corino these days. He tries to revive the ref for Wight! Wight climbs back into the ring and Tom Lawrence is here and WAFFLES Wight with a chair shot. Another and Anderson is in the ring with him. They snag up Wight and give him a double spine buster and Lawrence goes up top as Anderson gets a ladder and lays it on Wight. MOONSAULT by Lawrence connects! Corino is stirring as Lawrence rolls to the floor in pain, Anderson rolls Watts in, no, no god damn it not like this! 1…2…3!
That miserable bastard Steve Corino is our new champion!
Winner and NEW UWF Champion "The King of Old School" Steve Corino @ 13:58 via pin
-Francine joins the mix as Lawrence and Anderson grab the UWF title belt and hand it to Corino…and they all hug! Those lousy sons of bitches had this planned all along!
Steve Corino has the mic, "Ladies and gentlemen…I promised to rule over the UWF and show the old school ways. Like Ric Flair and the Four Horsemen before me, I introduce to you…the latest incarnation of the EXTREME HORSEMEN! "The Enforcer CW Anderson, "Tremendous" Tom Lawrence and myself, "The King of Old School" Steve Corino. We hold all of the gold, we have all the stroke and there isn't a damn thing any of you can do about it!
Matt Morgan rushes the ring and starts to get beat down but Paul Wight is back up! They fight off the Horsemen and fight through the crowd to escape! The fans pelt the ring with trash as they make their escape and Wight and Morgan stand off, and they shake hands! Could these men be enough to take down the Extreme Horsemen? We'll have to see!
Confirmed for our next show, entitled Signs of the Apocalypse: The Rise of the Horsemen:
-Carolina Cat Fight: Dawn Marie vs. Francine
-All Money is Legal vs. The I.C.P
-Winner gets a UWF Contract: Buff Bagwell vs. Sid Vicious
-The Backseat Boys vs. Shiima Zion and 2 Cold Scorpio
-Carolina Street Fight: Marco Corleone and Kid Kash vs. Vampiro and Corporal Robinson
