Why I Love/Hate Wrestling 11.25.07: Genesis 2007 (Part 2)
Posted by Jordan Linkous on 11.25.2007
Join me as I finish my two-parter on Genesis 2007. It wasn't really that bad, you know.
Well I hope you all didn't miss me too much last week. I was visiting a college in So Cal. Anyways, I am here bringing you my in depth thoughts on TNA's Genesis 2007 PPV. It's time to be entertained!
Why I Love Wrestling
Team 3D (Brother Ray & Devon) vs. The Motor City Machine Guns (Alex Shelley & Chris Sabin)
I almost boycotted this match before it started because D-Von is shirtless. Ewww…. Oh, good, he put his shirt on. We can continue watching. *phew* And I just wanna get this out of the way early, so here it is. Team 3-D looks like hell. I was watching the match, and as Ray was near the canvas his arm blended in with it since it was so pale. And he is so fat Sabin couldn't even get his hands all the way around him. But, then again, who would want to wrap their arms all around Ray? But now to the actual match. MCMG is the greatest tag team ever. Hands down. They were able to pull a great match out of 3-D's asses. But, to their credit, 3-D did show some effort. Ray was really good at getting some heat. Shelley, as always, was the star of the match. Everything he does is awesome. The way he walks around the ring, the way he plays up to the crowd, he just oozes charisma. MCMG has some of the greatest double team moves and work extremely well together. All in all, the match exceeded expectations and I was pleasantly surprised. Now if only Ray would go tanning. By the way, I am 1-0 right now, and I called the way the match would end. That's a good start! ***1/2
Samoa Joe vs. Robert Roode w/Miss Brooks
This is the only match to make a jump from the "hate" section in part one to the "Love" section of part two. I knew the match was going to be ok, but it was definitely better than I expected. The action kept up most of the match and both men put out a tremendous effort. Joe, as usual, brought the awesome and delivered. I hadn't seen too much of Roode previously, except for the fact that I knew he was talented enough in the ring. I was pleasantly surprised to see that he was really good and did a good job in the ring. The only gripe I have about the match is the fact that too much attention was paid to Traci. And I'm not talking about her fainting, I am talking about before that. Every twenty seconds or so they would cut to her to get her professional facial expressions or to see her bickering with Roode's number one fn. Other than the Brooks issue, the match was actually pretty good and very entertaining. I actually thought Roode might have had a chance to win. Anyway, I am 5-0. ***
Fight for the Right Tournament Final - Ladder Match: Kaz vs. Christian Cage
Awesome, awesome, awesome match. The match was nonstop action, drama, brutality, and story-telling. You have the young Kaz, just getting pushed into the title scene facing off against multi time title holder and one of the innovators of ladder matches. The match rocked the house and was everything you could ask for in a fifteen minute match. There were cool ladders spots, such as Cage's Frog Splash onto Kaz who was on the ladder that was set up on the guardrails. Another cool spot was when the ladder was propped up on the ropes with Cage lying on it, and then Kaz leg dropped him. The match was totally insane and delivered big time. Nothing else to say except Match of the Night. Plus, I was one of the only people to pick Kaz (aside from Larry). Now I am 6-0. ****
Why I Hate Wrestling
Shop Of Horrors Match: Abyss vs. Black Reign
I was not looking forward to this match and my intuition proved correct. The match was slow, plodding, and all around sucked. Now normally Abyss is able to put on an entertaining brawl, but this flat out sucked. And Reign is so fat Abyss can barely lift him. The chokeslam was nothing more than a push of the stage. As my friend put it, "I hope Reign doesn't get up after that." But alas, he did get up. The only cool part of the match was Abyss going face-first into the mouse traps, but Abyss is always up for a spot like that. And what is up with Reign's finisher? He essentially set him up for a Pedigree, but the collapsed. And then, after all the brutal brawling, Abyss won with a Black Hole Slam. This match was horrible and it was a horrible way to open the show. I did get this match right, though, and I am 7-0. *1/2
This PPV was definitely better than expected. There was one bad match, but was okay in a sadistic way. Then there was a match that was bogged down by politics that wound up being average. The rest of the matches were good, and a few being great, such as the ladder match and the MCMG match. I will give the PPV thumbs up and a slightly solid recommendation. It had some newer guys getting their time to shine, which is always a good thing. Plus, I went 8-0 and got every match right! Go me. Check out the sweet articles around the site. Stay classy, 411Mania readers.