Wacky Wrestling Theory 4.10.08: Referees are Obsolete
Posted by Jake Chambers on 04.10.2008
Where I argue that referees need to be eliminated from pro-wrestling in order to heighten the enjoyment of the show for the ever-evolving audience.
A strange phenomenon began at WWE No Way Out 2003. That night, every time the referee would count a near-fall the electric Montreal crowd loudly echoed his official verification of the word "two." Odd behavior, no doubt. What could have been a short-lived fad has become a staple of fan interaction at all pro-wrestling events. I believe that this interactive addition to the pro-wrestling experience is the first step towards the abolition of the referee character inside the wrestling ring.
At one time the referee was a respected figure of authority but with the inception of omniscient owner/general manager characters and the relaxation of rules in the past decade or so, referees have become nothing more than emasculated counting machines. As the pro-wrestling audience has seemingly evolved into participants who are ‘in' on the dramatics of the show, their reliance to the referee figure has become tenuous. Unlike how the UFC displays rules at the beginning of each event, the pro-wrestling audience already shares an ingrained understanding of the laws that govern a particular match. Certainly there is no necessity to explain, out loud, that one wrestler must pin down another wrestler's shoulders to the mat for a three count in order to win. Due to the recent culture of cheap near-falls, a never-ending reliance on outside interference and weapons, and a confusing soap-operatic backstage hierarchy of power, trust that a referee maintains any kind of integrity in enforcing these unspoken rules has eroded. With the enthusiasm in which the live audience participates in the "two" call back, I think more involved fan interaction would be conducive to repairing the authenticity of the perceived struggle in the ring. Therefore, in the place of referees I think it would be simple and effective to just use a clock and a bell.
First let me state that I want to examine the figure of the referee from the in-ring, narrative perspective and not of that as a participant in the ‘working' of a match. Whatever conduit the ref provides between wrestlers and/or the backstage producers is not wholly relevant to my argument. This theory is not an attempt to disrespect the actual profession of the referee but only make a hypothesis on the future of the art of pro-wrestling. On the other hand, I don't outright think that the job of the referee is untouchable or that it wouldn't be possible to adapt and create a pro-wrestling product without the presence of a ‘third man,' but that is not something I will focus on in this article.
The most important responsibility of the referee has been counting the shoulders of the loser against the mat. I may sound a bit wacky here, but I don't think that man in the striped shirt is really required to bring about this climax. During the three count, where does your eye go? Do you really focus on the shoulders of the wrestler and try to see if they match the referee's count? If you do, then you have probably been disappointed many times in the lazy way in which the wrestlers and referees exploit your acceptance of the near-fall. In fact, it doesn't matter how ‘close' the count is to being three, because unless that is the way the match is scripted to end then the match will continue. Fans have become so enlightened to the scripting of a match that they understand a near-fall is more symbolism than synchronicity. Is anyone under the impression that if the wrestler who is supposed to win doesn't kick out of a near-fall in time that somehow he/she will lose the match? Of course not. An understanding already should exist between the audience and the pro-wrestling producers about the predetermined ending to a match and thus the tricks performed by the referee to hide this can start to feel patronizing.
For example, a recent match between Takeshi Morishima and Claudio Castagnoli featured a very ‘close' three count that had many people in the audience of Death Before Dishonor V, Night 1, believing that they had just seen Claudio win the ROH World Title. The fans may have been fooled by a certain sharp convulsion in referee Todd Sinclair's body that caused the illusion of his hand hitting the mat for the three. I'm sure most felt cheated and had to quickly shelve their exhilaration when they recognized the simultaneous ‘kick-out' movement in the body of Morishima and the signaling from the referee to continue the match. In contrast, the ‘ref bump' style popularized by Earl Henber is used to push the act of the near-fall past the generally accepted limit. In these instances a referee misses numerous potentially match ending near-falls because he has been knocked out. Finally he is able to perform excruciatingly slow, groggy counts that somehow are supposed to be more dramatic when a wrestler kicks out, and more legitimate when deciding a winner, because of the referee's struggle for completion. Both cases are twists that may degrade the enjoyment of the pro-wrestling match because they break the trust the audience should have in the referee to be an impartial instrument of the abstract justice of pro-wrestling, and not a participant in the deception. I think the act of a pinning attempt accompanied by a stationary clock and the audience's participation would be a more reasonable way to conclude matches.
Why do we need a referee to signal a disqualification when all that is necessary to end the match is the sound of a bell? Have you ever been confused about the reason for a disqualification? Probably not, disqualifications are generally self-explanatory. Referees are supposed to enforce the rules pertaining to disqualification, but currently a fan would have to be very naive to believe that a referee shows much power in this area. When a wrestler uses a closed fist, or refuses to break an illegal hold on a five count, rarely will the referee disqualify them unless it conveniently serves the purpose of the storyline. If a champion wrestler is going to get intentionally disqualified, like the Great Khali for using a chair against Batista at SummerSlam ‘07, certainly the audience understands this visual and could accept a bell ring to signal the end of the match. I also believe that it must be insulting to the intelligence of the audience when they see a referee ‘distracted' while directly behind him a wrestler is being hit with a foreign object that not only makes a loud noise (like the crack of a folding chair on the skull) but also elicits a loud response from the crowd (like Hornswaggle interfering in Finlay matches). To make pro-wrestling more enjoyable and believable these instances should result in disqualifications by simply having an unbiased bell ring as soon as a rule is broken. Sure this would force the wrestlers and writers to create situations where ‘bad guys' have to devise more unique methods for getting away with rule-breaking, but the argument can be made that it's time for pro-wrestling to progress past the insulting contrivance of referee rule enforcement.
A referee is most useless when it comes to counting wrestlers out of the ring. A clock brandished somewhere in the arena should start the instant a wrestler falls through the ropes. Presently there seems to be no hard rules that apply to how a count-out should be administered and it becomes very easy to predict when a count-out ending is about to occur just because the referee is actually counting properly. Once the wrestlers go outside of the ring, when exactly is the referee supposed to begin counting? Is there any consistency in the cadence of a referee's count? As well, the ‘breaking of the count' rule is very subjective, and used in the lazy finish of having two wrestlers outside at the 8/9 point and then one wrestler beating the other into the ring before the ten second count-out, even though technically sliding in at the last moment should ‘break the count.' A hard count-out clock on the big screen would do the job of the referee more effectively, creating a consistent aura of drama around the struggle to return to the ring rather than the subjective and shifting narrative device currently in place that allows wrestlers to disregard the rules the referee is supposed to represent.
Recently, I think referees are very energized by their role in knock-out or ‘Last Man Standing' matches. The chorus of the count-along crowd is a good indicator of match interest, yet in most cases you may have noticed that the referee's inconsistent count accommodates the recovery of the wrestlers rather than providing the honest fulfillment of denouement the participation of the audience indicates should be required. The use of a clock would force urgency on the wrestlers to regain verticality rather than the groan inducing, last milli-second recovery that is recognized by the ever-lenient referee. In fact, the moment of final knock-out usually follows a big finish sequence (the brass knuckles shot from Mayweather on Big Show, the RKO on the announce table in the last year's Orton/HHH No Mercy match, or even the collapse of the structure onto Kane in his Last Man Standing match against Chris Jericho at Armageddon 2000), and the referee will then count quicker than he had earlier in the match since the downed wrestler is showing little sign of recovery. The obvious climatic symbolism of the big move/finish thus makes the referee's previous counts seem redundant in hindsight and could actually be hindering a level of fair fan participation that could heighten the live experience.
These kinds of inconsistencies in counting and enforcing the rules show how tedious the role of the referee has become, and how his presence breaks the illusion of realty more than actually helping to create a believable product. It may seem ridiculous to eliminate the referee from matches, but no more crazy than it must have seemed ten years ago for the whole audience to be yelling out "two" at the end of each near fall, or thirty years ago to think that today we'd determine the winner of important championships by literally climbing a ladder. The audience can recognize with its own judgment the fair conclusion of a match or when rules of fair play need to be adhered. So ask yourself honestly, does the eye of the modern pro-wrestling fan really require the referee in order to accept the reality of a pinning attempt or disqualification?
As pro-wrestling fans become more intelligent, it is time to confront some of the aging symbols associated with the art form. MMA is crossing over deeper into popular culture and potentially that may mean that the role of the referee can again gain prominence and authority in pro-wrestling, but that assumes pro-wrestling will gravitate towards a more realistic, MMA style of storytelling. I would argue that in order for pro-wrestling to survive and compete against the visually similar sensation of MMA, wrestling will need to become more stylistic, more interactive and more extravagant. The traditional role of the referee has been to symbolically bridge the science of professional fighting with the spectacle of scripted sports entertainment, but as the fans evolve and accept the growing distinction, the need for a referee, at least from a narrative perspective, becomes increasingly obsolete. But that's just one of my wacky theories.
Wrestling without the ref is a pretty asinine. they add to the suspense..
Plus, what would TNA do without the ref bumps? :P
Posted By: ... (Guest) on April 10, 2008 at 12:52 AM
good point, but they don't state the rules before a basketball or football game.
Posted By: pat (Guest) on April 10, 2008 at 12:56 AM
LOL....no.
Posted By: Leo (Guest) on April 10, 2008 at 01:11 AM
i can't believe you wrote 10 paragraphs about this horrendous idea. and i can't believe i read the whole thing.
Posted By: CaV (Guest) on April 10, 2008 at 02:01 AM
There are two humongous things that refs do that will ensure that they are ever replaced. First and foremost is that they communicate directions from the back to the wrestlers. I know you said that you weren't touching it but that alone blows away every argument for removing the refs.
Secondly, most of your suggestions involve replacing refs with clocks, presumably on the titantron so every fan can see and operating by the ringside timekeeper. The problem with this idea is that it divides audience attention. The ref is always there with the wrestlers and therefore the counts are easily seen by the audience without distracting from the match. When the fans have to divide their attention to see the entire match, that's when things get too chaotic and match quality drops significantly. You can see this in TNA's finishes where fifty guys run in and things are happening everywhere.
Posted By: MC42 (Guest) on April 10, 2008 at 03:19 AM
Refs can subtly add a lot to a match; the good ones respond to every bump, which we subconsciously notice. Plus, don't they help book the spots?
Posted By: Guest#5489 (Guest) on April 10, 2008 at 03:46 AM
umm....ok you had nothing better to right about. well.....like....umm...WRESTLERS. so you go on for 10 paragraphs about not much. ok so I got bored after 2 paragraphs.
this crap does not make me want to read you next post. but I love this site so I will try.
Posted By: ted g (Guest) on April 10, 2008 at 07:14 AM
Interesting article, if a little over-analytical. One thing though:
"Have you ever been confused about the reason for a disqualification?"
Remember when Abyss won the NWA title? God knows what happened there.
Posted By: Owain J. Brimfield (Registered) on April 10, 2008 at 08:21 AM
There would have to be someone operating the clock...therefore there would be a referee, just not a visible one. And I also agree that it would split the audience´s attention, making it confusing and not as fluid to watch
Posted By: Tiago (Guest) on April 10, 2008 at 09:47 AM
NOOOOOO nice try tho
Posted By: pick one (Guest) on April 10, 2008 at 09:49 AM
If going by essay standards, your article has a strong thesis and you continually prove your thesis. In the world of the article, the logic is sound and the argument is convincing. It is well written. If this were read by somebody that doesn't watch wrestling, they might be convinced by this article.
BUT
In the real world, it is a pretty ridiculous and pointless idea. As a wrestling fan that knows the subject quite well, there are many major factors that you don't touch on. Without a referee, it would be chaos. There needs to be an authority figure in the match to make decisions. Who would there be to judge what was a near-fall and what was a three count?
MC42 hit it dead-on with the clock thing.
And it is much more difficult to suspend disbelief in the match if there's no referee. Sure I know that it's not a legitimate competition but I don't need to be constantly reminded of that fact. Refs add credibility to the match. Every sport has a referee, wrestling should as well.
I know I just went on about how refs legitimize wrestling and I realize I am contradicting myself but the little mistakes that refs always make are classic pro wrestling. While you find your intelligence to be insulted by the ref's incompetence, I find it endearing. It is the classic formula of wrestling that I really enjoy about it. The faces always get screwed by the ref being an idiot, so the faces have more to overcome. It's a classic formula and it adds to what I love about wrestling. Why fix something that isn't broken?
Posted By: Mike (Guest) on April 10, 2008 at 10:46 AM
Wow........... ....... wow....
no.
Posted By: Jamal (Guest) on April 10, 2008 at 11:03 AM
The ref's have to be there. They are part of the match itself, adding to the story of the match.
Posted By: Methoes (Guest) on April 10, 2008 at 11:06 AM
uhmm... well no.
but hey, props to you cos this is called 'wacky' wrestling theory.
Posted By: steph (Guest) on April 10, 2008 at 11:32 AM
Too much text. And a bad idea to boot. Nuff said
Posted By: A.G. Awesome (Guest) on April 10, 2008 at 11:32 AM
A count out is only broken when a wrestler who re-enters the ring exits the ring again. If one wrestler enters, but doesn't exit, and the other one stays outside, that doesn't break the count for the other wrestler.
Also, I have often been confused for the reason for a disqualification, or lack of one sometimes (looking at you, WCW). For example, apparently WWE changed the rules so that simply brandishing a weapon, and not actually connecting with it, is ruled a disqualification.
Posted By: Shylo (Guest) on April 10, 2008 at 11:34 AM
MC42 is spot on!
Posted By: Kristi (Guest) on April 10, 2008 at 11:34 AM
Okay, first off, I think the idea of this column is wonderful. Wacky ideas like this really make people think.
However, surely you don't really expect anyone to believe that replacing a human being with a static clock adds to the drama of a wrestling match. If it were a legitimate sports competition, that's one thing, but this is storytelling, kids.
Someone could probably write an entire book on the importance of a referee's role. Not me, of course, because I'm lazy. Great idea for a column though, and I hope to see more.
Posted By: Alan Kay (Guest) on April 10, 2008 at 11:53 AM
How about a ref in the Hall of fame? My vote would be Tommy Young or Nick Patrick, but they would be too NWA/WCW. Earl Hebner is on the outs with Vince. Charles Robinson (little Naitch), or Pee Wee Anderson, Danny Davis, or maybe even Teddy Long. I would say the one that died of cancer that they have a memorial show for, but I can't remember his name. Brian something?
Posted By: MajinVegeta (guest) (Guest) on April 10, 2008 at 11:54 AM
What would Survior Series 97 be without the ref?
Plus you forget, the wrestlers use the ref to do multiple things ESPECIALLY to know WHEN to kick out. A clock and timer wouldn't suffice due to crowd noise.
C'mon man, that was a weak argument.
Posted By: HEbner (Guest) on April 10, 2008 at 12:01 PM
wrestling in itself requires suspension of disbelief, but replacing a referee with a fucking CLOCK is a little too automated and boring. I just dont see it. Umpires don't make every call correctly, and they havent been replaced by a camera on a tripod sitting behind the catcher..
Posted By: Mastro (Guest) on April 10, 2008 at 12:03 PM
Russo tried this in WCW where everyone had to count their own pinfall, didn't look to good back then. I'd rather they get rid of the announcers than refs
Posted By: TWilliams (Guest) on April 10, 2008 at 12:07 PM
Okay, you really either have to come up with a better format/topic for your articles, or you have to stop coming up with such ridiculous ideas. I mean, I really hate to put it that way, but after your last article, and now this one, there just is no other way to put it. Wrestling fans often complain that they want realism in wrestling. They don't want to be smacked over the face with how fake it is. So, you think removing the ref would ADD to the relism? That makes no sense at all!
Just from a kayfabe point of view, pretending for a minute that it were real, you have to have a ref present. Who else could be close enough to tell for 100% sure that somebody's shoulders are down? That, to me, is the main thing that makes your argument (and not the referees) obsolete. Pretending it is a legitimate sport (like we are SUPPOSED to do when we watch) if a wrestler's shoulder comes off the mat literally an centimeter, the count should be broken, so a ref should be present to give the legitimacy that he is getting right down there to make sure the pin is legit while he counts it. That's enough to void your arguments without getting into the importance of the ref in a "behind the scenes" kind of way.
Also, wanted to correct you on something:
"As well, the ‘breaking of the count' rule is very subjective, and used in the lazy finish of having two wrestlers outside at the 8/9 point and then one wrestler beating the other into the ring before the ten second count-out, even though technically sliding in at the last moment should 'break the count.'"
Somebody please correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe that the count is NOT broken unless you roll back into the ring, AND THEN ROLL BACK OUT AGAIN. If both wrestlers are on the outside, then one rolls back in (with the other still outside) the count continues unless the wrestler in the ring slides back out, or the wrestler outside gets back in.
Anyway, once again, I cannot agree with you at all. Interesting article anyway, I guess.
Posted By: RavenEffect (Guest) on April 10, 2008 at 12:15 PM
First column was original and in a way, makes you go "hmm, maybe this guy is right"...
This one, while original, makes you say: "hmmm, most stupid article of the week, and i can't believe i read the whole thing"..
Posted By: Samer (Guest) on April 10, 2008 at 12:16 PM
While I agree that Refs can and are able to add drama to matches, I agree with a couple points. Specifically, in tag matches, the ref gets distracted so the bad guys can double team. It makes the refs seem so stupid and clueless that I often turn the channel whenever I see a tag match starting. I always see that writers complain about there not being enough tag teams, but I personally hate tag matches due to the fact it makes the refs looked certifiably retarded. And I mean literally Retarded.
Posted By: Guest#0805 (Guest) on April 10, 2008 at 12:35 PM
Jake Chambers, r u really Vince Russo?
Posted By: Derek (Guest) on April 10, 2008 at 01:10 PM
I think it's good that you consider new ways to improve refs, coz they sometimes over-act like they've just gotten the 'finger-poke of doom'. I like the UFC style of ref where they are like the size of wrestlers so can actually man-handle the wrestlers if they get out of line, ie. maybe we should do away with the 'average looking guy' type ref and replace them with refs that look more like enforcers. Gives something for the new and old wrestlers to do that can't wrestle but still love wrestling enough to want it to be their bread and butter
Posted By: Derek (Guest) on April 10, 2008 at 01:14 PM
Jerry Seinfeld had a great line about pro wrestling refs: "They're like Larry from the Three Stooges. You don't really need them but it wouldn't be the same without them."
Of course, we all know the true purpose of a ref. However, I do agree that sometimes their lack of consistency in "rule enforcement" makes matches look unrealistic. I think some changes would help the overall product.
Posted By: matt (Guest) on April 10, 2008 at 02:40 PM
Another Job of Refs is to signal "your not getting over this is killing the crowd" or say "Vince make's his enterance soon get him in the hold" they're partially directors for pro wrestling.
Posted By: Davy (Guest) on April 10, 2008 at 03:40 PM
Refs also add drama to matches via ref bumps, getting their counts interrupted.
The problem is that they aren't being used as effectively as they have been in the past. We haven't had an evil referee since Nick Patrick was part of the NWO. Or how about more "special referees?" Or how about bringing back a wrestling ref ala Danny Davis? There's a ton a stuff you can do with a ref.
Posted By: JLAJRC (Guest) on April 10, 2008 at 05:04 PM
Fans were doing "TWO!" long before No Way Out 2003, granted I think it was at a Raw in Montreal where it originated but it was something going on since 2002.
Posted By: Jared (Guest) on April 10, 2008 at 08:59 PM
The problem isn't refs, it's the wrestlers who don't listen to the refs. When a ref reaches five, you stop or thats the end of the match. But if it's not the end of the match and the wrestler wont break on 5, then the ref either restarts the count over and over or he gets physically involved. It seems weird that we have all these old school road agents and they dont seem too concerned with the "rules" of the match.
Posted By: Eric (Guest) on April 10, 2008 at 10:05 PM
This is so wrong. Every single point is just laughable. For one, if wrestling should be more like MMA, then removing the ref makes it different from MMA. As far as refs not properly administering count-outs or pinfalls, all I can say is that you are beyond nitpicking and in a Ultimate-Warrior like state of dementia. This is entirely ridiculous and written with a lack of understanding for storytelling in wrestling...
Posted By: Guest#2097 (Guest) on April 10, 2008 at 10:36 PM
Lots of people have pointed out that refs serve as stage directors and to communicate from the back. Let me add one more thing refs do that clocks don't do:
They fudge!
Clocks can't fudge. If someone is a bit slow to kick out when they are scripted to, a clock says they are pinned. Oops! A ref can slow his count a little and indicate "two" to the crowd. A clock counts people out precisely. The ref can "be distracted" and not count out someone who doesn't get back in the ring when they are supposed to.
In other words, in addiction to being directors, refs are an insurance mechanism helping to ensure that the script stays intact in the face of imperfect wrestlers.
Posted By: Pat Shepard (Guest) on April 10, 2008 at 11:08 PM
This is such a stupid idea. Shame on you for writing ten paragraphs about it. Jesus.
Posted By: Guest#7236 (Guest) on April 10, 2008 at 11:09 PM
That was very well written... but the article itself happens to be one of the worst I have ever read in the entire time this site's been up. Absolute terrible idea.
Posted By: Melissa Never Wears Socks (Guest) on April 11, 2008 at 01:48 AM
If you never had a ref, then Earl Hebner wouldn't have been able to "Ring the F'n Bell," or count so dramatically slow when the the heel cheats and knocks out the face for the win.
Posted By: Johnny Polo (Guest) on April 11, 2008 at 04:04 AM
Well congratulations thats two columns so far and both were garbage.
The ref is a vital part of all matches and will never be abolished.
Posted By: DaveJuk (Guest) on April 11, 2008 at 06:57 AM
I must commend you on the fact that the feedback for this column is head and shoulders above the usual pap that this site is flooded with.
You wrote a coherent article and have recieved, for the most part, coherent responses.
Saying that, the idea is just a bust, plain and simple. Standardising refs so that they all function in the same capacity, making them stricter and more efficient so that an unpunished act or miscount has more impact, cutting back on the "ref bumps" for similar effect; All would be preferable to a clock on the 'tron. In fact, the current situation is still infinitely preferable to the clock.
Posted By: Dr Domino (Guest) on April 11, 2008 at 07:13 AM
Oh and just in case you didn't know, the Ref actually tells the wrestlers when to end the match, he calls some occasional spots, and has an earpiece to take instructions, so in a way, he really is "running the match"...
Not to mention that if a wrestler gets injured, it's the ref who checks on him..
The day you invent a clock that can do all these stuff, is the day i would say that this was a great column..
For now, it sucked major cock.
Posted By: Samer (Guest) on April 11, 2008 at 08:22 AM
I believe Jerry Seinfield said it best when he compared the ref in a wrestling match to Larry of the 3 Stooges. No one really pays attention to him, but it would not be the same without him.
Posted By: T-Mac (Guest) on April 12, 2008 at 02:10 AM