Brooklyn Brawlin' 5.14.08: On Second Thought - Brace Yourself, An Early Benoit Main Event Push
Posted by Dan Torkel on 05.14.2008
That joke was lamer than FDR's legs...what...too soon?
Greeting and welcome back to the neighborhood as I took a week off to turn 26 and celebrate nightly. So Sacrifice passed us by and I must say if you can look passed the stupidity of Russo-booking, it was a decent PPV as they continue to make Kaz look like a legit star and Joe gets a good title match to boot. Plus the tag title mess ends rightly with LAX back on top. Raw tonight was a bunch of blah, as Judgment Day seems totally uninteresting, with rematches everywhere. Triple H/Orton again, Edge and Undertaker III, and JBL/Cena does NOTHING for anyone. I am again interested in Jericho vs. HBK but non-title; give the belt some cred will ya!
I would like to say that in the last few weeks I caught up on 24/7 and praise the Latinos!!! Hall of Fame stuff from one of my childhood faves in Tito Santana, the Rey Mysterio collection, and 5 classic Eddie Guerrero shorties! WOW. Plus Flair/Ricky Morton, and Austin and Dude win the tag titles in the TV section. Simply put, I can't believe I ever lived without WWE 24/7.
So I spent the week contemplating what to retro-book and after reading Dunn's Unforgiven 2000 review, it hit me. I remember thinking way back when in 2000 that Chris Benoit and Mick Foley seemed destined for a mega feud that never happened. Now I have made it no secret that Chris Benoit was my favorite wrestler ever before the horror stories of 2007. I, like many IWC members have been reluctant to delve into Benoit matches, stories or dialogues. To be honest, outside of random shots of him with the Horsemen on 24/7 I have not watched a single Benoit match since the murders, and this is from someone owning the Hard Knocks DVD, Wrestlemania X-7 and WM 20 and the RF-Video Best of Benoit in Japan video. That being said let's examine Benoit back when his legacy was fresh and phrases like "wellness" and "wrestling death" were not yet part of the wrestling vernacular.
Mr. Socko, meet Mr. Wolverine!
The year in 2000 and after we all survived the Y2K scare fans of WCW were treating to instant satisfaction and instant heartbreak. Chris Benoit had shocked the wrestling world and tapped Sid to the Crippler Crossface to become the WCW World Champion at their Souled Out PPV in January. One night later, however, Benoit and his fellow disgruntled WCW employees, Dean Malenko, Eddie Guerrero and Perry Saturn walked away from WCW and within a few weeks showed up on Monday Night Raw, delivering the final deathblow in the Monday Night Wars. Benoit was pushed as the leader of the "Radicals" immediately and after losing in their initial series on Raw, they turned heel by beating the crap out of Mick Foley leading to the long loved 10-man tag Raw main event. 2 months in with the new company and Benoit was already being pushed as a serious threat. He won the Intercontinental Title at Wrestlemania 2000 over Kurt Angle and Chris Jericho (2 already established upper midcard talents). He battled Jericho in 2 more great matches at Backlash and Judgment Day before dropping the IC Title and gaining a manager in Shane McMahon. At Fully Loaded Benoit got his first serious push as a main eventer challenging the Rock for the WWE Title. When a pre-match stipulation seemed to give Benoit the win and Title on a DQ, then retired Commissioner Mick Foley demanded a restart and Rock came out on top. After another series with Jericho, we get to Unforgiven where Benoit is again challenging Rock only this time in a Fatal 4-way with Kane and Undertaker mixed in. Again, Benoit seemingly wins the title, when Foley reverses and decision and Rock retains.
At No Mercy Benoit was involved in a tremendous match with Triple H as Kurt Angle was elevated and would win his first World Title beating the Rock with some help from Rikishi. Instead Benoit comes out on Raw and calls out Mick Foley. He claims that Foley has screwed him out of the WWF Title on 2 separate occasions. Foley says that both times Benoit cheated so and as Commissioner he is there to ensure fairness. He offers Benoit another title shot at Rock tonight on Raw and in the interest of fairness Foley offers to ref the match. Benoit and Rock go nearly 20 minutes in the main event when Rock counters a whip and sends Benoit into Foley headfirst. Benoit dazed, turns into the Rock bottom/People's Elbow and gets pinned. Foley raises Rock's hand and Benoit snaps with a chair and smashes Foley and Rock in the head. He applies the Crossface to a bloody Foley and won't let go as Raw goes off air. Next week Benoit doesn't apologize and demands a match with Foley at No Mercy. Foley says he is retired and refuses. He makes a Benoit/Triple H vs. Rock/Jericho tag match and sits at ringside on commentary. Benoit leaves the ring and spits on Foley and then slaps him. Foley tries to turn away but Benoit nails him with a punch. Rock jumps him but Foley snaps and storms the ring for the DQ. Foley and Benoit battle until refs separate them. They declare that since Foley is retired the WWF will not sanction the match (think Triple H/Shawn from Summerslam 02).
We head into No Mercy with the revised card being Rock and Angle in the Main Event for the WWF Title, Triple H vs. Jericho in a Fully Loaded Rematch and Benoit/Foley in a non-sanctioned Streetfight. The Benoit vs. Foley match goes on nearly 20 minutes and sees the men battle all throughout the arena and get bloodied up. Benoit counters Mr. Socko into the Crossface and drops it around Foley's throat causing the ref to stop the match when Foley's hand drops a third time. Triple H defeats Jericho after Stephanie interference and Angle beats Rock for his first Title win. On Raw Benoit comes out grinning and demands that "disgraced commissioner Mick Foley" name him #1 contender to the WWF Title at Survivor Series. Linda McMahon of all people come out and tell him that Foley is not there but at home with injuries. She adds that he will indeed be #1 contender if and when he defeats Undertaker in the main event. During that match, Foley runs down and sneak attacks Benoit allowing Taker to score the pin with a Chokeslam. Inevitably another month of feuding would lead to an "I Quit" Match at Survivor Series. There, Foley would try to introduce "Barbie" but Benoit would use the barbwire to apply the Crossface and Foley would "quit" for the first time in his career. This would cement Benoit's status as THE premier submission wrestler in the sport and put Foley back on the sidelines where he would stay (on and off) for nearly 4 years before Orton came calling in 2004.
Benoit would use the 2 months of intense fighting with Mick to get involved in the 6-man HIAC at Armageddon 2000 replacing Rikishi. He could segue back to a feud with Jericho and go on his tremendous Jan - June 2001 run, which included his Tag Title win and Main Event Title series with Austin. The only ones screwed over in this booking line were X-Pac and Rikishi, and really are we going to argue for X-Pac and Rikishi? Foley's 2-month feud as Cactus against Triple H in January and February made Hunter a STAR and his series with Orton in 2004 helped legitimize Orton a future top line star. His Mania match with Edge also lent Edge some much needed toughness and legitimacy as a top line heel. There was no reason he couldn't do that for Benoit in 2000. Sure he was out of shape, but hardcore matches were his specialty and instead Benoit nearly got buried under the crap that was "The One Billy Gunn."
I hope reading this, we were able to look back at the wrestler Chris Benoit and not the man he ended up being. Keep emailing me suggestions for retro-booking ideas, old angles and other blown storylines. This week's idea for my WWE FEUDS DVD series is: The Rock/Triple H Master Set
Rock vs. (c) Triple H - IC Title - Raw 2/97
(c) Rock vs. Triple H - IC Title - Final Four - 2/97
(c) Rock vs. Triple H - 2/3 Falls IC Title - Fully Loaded - 7/98
All the DX vs. Nation skits
(c) Rock vs. Triple H - Ladder Match IC Title - Summerslam 98
(c) Rock vs. Triple H - "I Quit" Match WWF Title - Raw - pre WM 15
Conclusion to Fatal 4-way at WM 2000
(c) Triple H vs. Rock - WWF Title - Backlash 2000
(c) Rock vs. Triple H - Ironman Match WWF Title - Judgment Day 2000
(c) Rock vs. Triple H vs. Kurt Angle - WWF Title Triple Threat - Summerslam 2000
Tell next time, watch your 24/7 and have fun storming the castle!
"That joke was lamer than FDR's legs...what...too soon?"
Just the fact that you used a Family Guy quote in your header is enough to let me know how much of a hack writer you are.
Posted By: Guest#9918 (Guest) on May 14, 2008 at 03:17 PM
I own the Benoit love fest DVDs as well. I also have yet to sit through a Benoit match since the horrific events. I really enjoyed this column, and I may just watch a good old Benoit match tonight
Posted By: Carnivore (Guest) on May 14, 2008 at 03:30 PM
"The year in 2000 and after we all survived the Y2K scare fans of WCW were treating to instant satisfaction and instant heartbreak."
Who wrote this, a fuckin' five year old? Worst piece of shit column I've ever read here.
Posted By: Guest#7807 (Guest) on May 14, 2008 at 03:38 PM
Love the idea for a Feuds DVD series. MANY BUYS.
Thanks for doing a column about Benoit...its hard for people to get the fuck over 2 days compared to 20 years.
Posted By: Ramsey (Guest) on May 14, 2008 at 03:41 PM
Yeah Benoit did some terrible horrible *insert other words that mean bad here* things that sad weekend. However I try to at least remember the man for what he did in the ring.
Excellent article by the way. Since may be if his past in the WWE was different, he wouldn't have committed such crimes.
Posted By: ML2 (Guest) on May 14, 2008 at 04:23 PM
Not sure here but wasn;t Rikishi in the HIAC as a consequence of the hit and run on Austin and subsequent spat with The Rock? If so I would have liked you to write him out with a reason rather than just leave him out.
Saying that, the idea you pitched could work though I would have preferred they capitalised more on his first encounter with HHH on Raw after Foley brought the Radicals in.
Posted By: Ididitfodarock (Guest) on May 14, 2008 at 04:30 PM
From Darth Mortis: Listen you guys, quit talking about Benoit. No one outside of wrestling has even heard of him. I know it made WWE look bad but damnit it wasn't their fault. So quit writing about so and so and lets get back to CENA!
Posted By: Scrotum Pole (Registered) on May 14, 2008 at 07:42 PM
call me heartless or whatnot, but i , quite frankly, dont really give a shit about benoit's personal life.
sure it was horrible, sure it wasn't the answer. but really, if it had been a total nobody who did that we'd have forgotton it by the next day. i still say he's the man.
i am slightly appauled by the way people drag his name through the dirt now. screw the "he who must not be named" bull crap. he's not lord-fucking-voldermort.
even after what he did the man still deserves respect. i'm willing to break out a few chris cocker lines here. LEAVE BENOIT ALONE!!!!
i will never forget what he did in the ring. my fav benoit spot is that chair shot in his ladder match with Y2J st the royal rumble. it probably didnt do him any favors but thats how dedicated he was. you cannot take that love away from me. benoit will always be one of my fav wrestlers. hell, i was looking for his action figures in Toys R Us today. sadly, there are none yet there are still kurt angle, booker t and Bobby Lashley wwe figures.
this article is showing the man some well deserved love. thank you Dan. sorry for ranting
Posted By: shaydee (Guest) on May 14, 2008 at 07:57 PM
Oh no. Here come the zombies again. "We NEEEEEED our Benoit matches on DVD. Who caaaaaaaares if he murders children. BRAAAAAAAINS."
Posted By: The REAL MP (Registered) on May 15, 2008 at 02:18 AM
call me heartless or whatnot, but i , quite frankly, dont really give a shit
about benoit's personal life.
sure it was horrible, sure it wasn't the answer. but really, if it had been a
total nobody who did that we'd have forgotton it by the next day. i still say
he's the man.
i am slightly appauled by the way people drag his name through the dirt now.
screw the "he who must not be named" bull crap. he's not
lord-fucking-voldermort.
even after what he did the man still deserves respect. i'm willing to break out
a few chris cocker lines here. LEAVE BENOIT ALONE!!!!
i will never forget what he did in the ring. my fav benoit spot is that chair
shot in his ladder match with Y2J st the royal rumble. it probably didnt do him
any favors but thats how dedicated he was. you cannot take that love away from
me. benoit will always be one of my fav wrestlers. hell, i was looking for his
action figures in Toys R Us today. sadly, there are none yet there are still
kurt angle, booker t and Bobby Lashley wwe figures.
this article is showing the man some well deserved love. thank you Dan. sorry
for ranting
Posted By: shaydee (Guest) on May 14, 2008 at 07:57 PM
The man KILLED his family. That's why people drag his name through the dirt. Can you honestly tell me that when watching his matches, you can still look at him as you did before last June?
He was a hell of a wrestler, but I can't watch his matches without thinking about what he did and it disgusts me.
For instance, the WMXX triple threat is one of my favorite matches of all time, but it is hard for me to feel good about him winning it and the aftermath with Guerrero.
Posted By: Bobby (Guest) on May 15, 2008 at 11:31 AM
Benoit was a heck of a wrestler, no doubt, hands down.
Loved his matches, actually, still do, but seriously, the guy killed his own family. That's just horrible. I don't blame the WWE to censor him because while it doesn't bother some of us here, I am sure there are people out there that are sensitive to that kind of things.
The thing that really bothered is that while people crap all over Jeff Hardy, Randy Orton, Rhyno, even Austin or the Rock for the way they handled themselves in certain situations. At least they never killed anyone.
I love Chris Benoit the wrestler, he was one of my favorite, if not THE favorite. But if you put things in perspectives and think for a second, what if your dad kills your mom and your younger brother and then kills himself. Does all the goods he had done in your life erase that?
Having excellent matches, entertaining millions of fans, being a champion for his country and a good locker room veteran doesn't excuse anyone from killing.
It kills me to put this here, but I am still not over it, even though it's been a while. I just felt really let down since it happened
Posted By: Anthonio (Guest) on May 15, 2008 at 02:58 PM
honestly? yes. because what happened in the past wont change the meaning of that Mania moment.
i guess maybe i'm a let by-gones be by-gones kind of person.
i guess you could compare this situation to Hitler's.. everybody will remember him for WW2 but he did do a lot of good for germany prior to those events. which in this case would make me a tad hyprcritical. but i think 6million peoples deaths plus war casulties is a different thing to a man with 2 many bumps to the head losing his marbles.
lol, i guess you could call me a Benoit-nazi.. if so then Heil Benoit.
as for the zombie comment... why have dvds when you can watch onlne?
Posted By: shaydee (Guest) on May 16, 2008 at 03:47 PM