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The Thanksgiving Small-For-All News Report: 11.27.08
Posted by Jeff Small on 11.27.2008



I Am Not Hy8

Nope. Not going there again this week.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING

Thursdays are a gift and curse, I guess. The gift of writing on Thursdays is that you don't have to worry about recapping a PPV and normally get those juicy (albeit mainly bullshit) stories that break later in the week. The curse of writing on Thursdays is that you normally write on at least one holiday a year – this year, in addition to Thanksgiving, I have Christmas duty and New Year's. Fuck. Well, I guess my streak of consecutive weeks of writing won't pass five this year.

The only positive of writing on a Holiday is that no one cares what you are writing about because chances are you will either be bored to tears watching the Detroit Lions stink up another football game or half-asleep thanks to eating too much. And for most of you, it will be both!

Small Reviews Survivor Series

You know who I feel bad for? Vladimir Kozlov. Seriously. The dude could not have been in a worse situation at Survivor Series. First, the WWE decided to pull Jeff Hardy from this match after only adding him two days prior. So the crowd, who is looking forward to watching Hardy possibly win the championship, is now pissed that he's not performing. Not to mention there's not even a good chance that the live crowd had any idea what was happening. Sure I heard that Lillian Garcia gave a quick "As reported on TMZ.com, Hardy is doubtful for the show". But wouldn't that confuse and piss you off more?

Mark my words, Kozlov was fucked beyond belief. Not only was the most popular wrestler in his match gone, but Survivor Series marked his PPV debut. Yes, Kozlov has yet to wrestle a long match in front of a PPV audience – hell, outside of his squash of Charlie Haas on Raw, he had yet to wrestle a LIVE match. And who was his wrestling partner to possibly help him through this match – that's right, Triple H: the supposed "ring general" of the Smackdown circle. Yup, Kozlov was fucked. Now look, I like Triple H, but he's not the guy you want to be wrestling in your first major match. Kozlov was thrown into in a lose-lose situation as he would be blamed for the WWE's misgivings.

As for the match itself, Triple H/Kozlov was not nearly as awful as most people make it out to be. Technically sound? Yes. Boring? Absolutely. Worst match of the year? C'mon, JBL returned as a wrestler this year! Let's cut Kozlov a little slack here – it's way more the WWE's fault than his as to why his match failed to live up to the hype. And thankfully, judging by the Smackdown spoilers, he won't be near the main event scene for the time being. This will give him some time to learn to wrestle a better PPV match with a real ring general (Matt Hardy).

As for the entire Survivor Series show, I enjoyed it. Unlike most PPVs where I watch the stream on my computer alone, I was blessed with company this time. I spent the day with two of my work friends drinking beer and watching football and then the PPV. I don't know how I convinced two non-wrestling fans to order the show over an Indy/San Diego game (oh wait, I promised nudity in the women's Survivor Series match) but I'm glad I did. Hell, I think my buddies had a good time even without any nip slips. Really, any PPV is better watching it in a group – you get to collectively awe at the cool stuff and shit on all the bad stuff. I'm kind of glad I didn't participate in the Instant Access after the show (like I normally do) since my ratings were a lot higher than what my colleagues think. Hell, I do believe CSONKA was particularly harsh on the show. Such is life.

Next month, after Armageddon, I'll rank all of the PPVs I've seen this year. If I had to guesstimate, it would be on the lower end of the scale (but not the lowest) due to the E having a strong PPV year.

Now let's begin.

Wait for it…


Wait for it…


Wait for it…


Keep waiting…


Yes, Yes…


WHAMMY!!!!!




NEWS FROM TITAN TOWERS

Why The Small-For-All Rules

Okay, so since his return at Survivor Series, all anyone seems to talk about is Edge's beard. Now I should be all souped up about this seeing as facial hair rules but deep down it really pisses me off. You see back on the Halloween edition of the Small-For-All I reported Edge's new look. Hell, I even included a picture just in case any Smallophile did not believe me. Yes, four weeks ago, the 411 Universe was blessed with the knowledge of Edge's awesome beard. So why are people creaming about it now?

Look, I take pride in the Small-For-All! I report exclusives for a reason. So please kids, just remember when you see something crazy happen on your TV screen involving facial hair, character changes, and more importantly, the Great Khali, just remember where you read it first. Unless it's PWinsider. Then disregard the information at will.

The following is another Small-For-All exclusive:

No RVD Has Not Resigned

Roughly a month ago, it was reported that the WWE has become fed up with those superstars that would repeatedly fail their marijuana test. Unlike any banned substances, marijuana only leads to a $1,000 fine, which led to many superstars paying the fee outright in order to continue their addiction. This was all fine and dandy up until a month ago when a few wrestlers were told outright to curtail their use or face much harsher consequences. The following is a case of a wrestler who saw his push disappear thanks to the sticky icky.

According to the Wrestling Observer, there has been "one wrestler who has failed his marijuana test at least 11 or 12 times." This wrestler is THE Brian Kendrick.

In case you were wondering why Kendrick's push suddenly ended after Unforgiven, now you know the real reason. And just in case you don't believe me, here's a picture to prove it!



And just in case you think I'm slandering Kendrick's name for the hell of it, I'm not. I like Kendrick. Hell, I have nothing against weed. It's just that he's a fucking idiot for choosing his addiction over his standing in the company. The dude's making a good amount of money and had a chance at breaking into the upper mid-card. Now his push his as good as dead until he gets his priorities straight. A fucking loser if you ask me.

Also of note is a recent quote of Kendrick's in WWE magazine. According to pwheadlines, "The latest issue of WWE Magazine features an interview with SmackDown wrestler The Brian Kendrick. When asked what his holiday wish is, he makes an interesting quote. Kendrick said, "A world without laws. I don't like the idea of people telling you that that there's a right way to live and wrong way to live, and that's what laws do."

You know what would be great: a RVD/Brian Kendrick tag team. Now if only we can get RVD to resign…

Speaking of someone who just recently resigned with the WWE…

The Problem Solver Has Returned!

According to the main page, "The word going around the Smackdown tapings last night was that Tyson Tomko has signed a new deal with WWE. Tomko had been having discussions with WWE about a possible return for 6-8 weeks."

A great pick-up here for the WWE! When Tomko originally quit the WWE, he wasn't anything special. After a decent debut match against Chris Jericho at Bad Blood 2004, he killed any sort of push by being a part of the worst match I've ever seen in professional wrestling: Tomko vs. Stevie Richards at Unforgiven 2004. After he left, Tomko did the smart thing and began a career in Japan. In Japan, Tomko learned how to work and was part of a formidable tag team with the Great Bernard (A-Train). He left New Japan for TNA and we all know how that worked out. He got himself over but never had a chance at breaking the glass ceiling. Now with plenty of experience under his belt, Tomko is back for Round 2 at the WWE!

Tomko should receive plenty of chances to get himself over in the E. He's a lot more seasoned, not an awful talker, and already has a history in the fed. Throw in the fact that his running mate Christian should be returning to the WWE sooner than later (nothing's signed as of yet) and there is a chance that Tomko could see himself in a major angle come Wrestlemania time. Seriously, how awesome would a Edge, Christian, and Tomko stable be?

I See Brackets

Here are the full brackets of the recently begun Intercontinental Championship tournament:



While I should applaud the WWE for finally pushing the IC's value, after Monday's Raw, it appears that the IC tournament is only being used to push the recent "History of the Intercontinental Championship" DVD. Boo!

As for who will probably win this tournament, my money's on CM Punk. While it does not make much sense for an ex-World Champion and current Tag Team Champion to be involved with the IC Belt, either he or Rey Mysterio would be the only logical guys worthy of a match with William Regal at Armaggedon. As much as I would like John Morrison to win this match, a Morrison/Regal match would totally suck.


NEWS FROM O-TOWN

Black Friday for TNA

According to TNA Wrestling.com, "Starting Thursday (Thanksgiving) on ShopTNA.com will be the biggest sale in the history of Total Nonstop Action, as Don West brings you our first-ever "Black Friday" extravaganza!

In an unprecedented event to mark the biggest shopping day of the year, Don is taking a guaranteed 50-75% OFF NEARLY 100 TNA MERCHANDISE ITEMS!!!

Official TNA Home Video DVDs (Pay-Per-Views and Compilations), Superstar T-Shirts, Winter Gear, Hats, CDs and so much more will be on sale at never-before-seen prices at ShopTNA.com."


Throw in free shipping over any $40 purchase and that's one hell of a deal. Sadly, after looking over ShopTNA.com, it's painfully obvious that the majority of T-Shirts suck. Take this one for example:



Who in the blue hell would want to wear a T-Shirt that just states "FLYING FOREARM?" Seriously, hasn't TNA noticed that the WWE has done a great job of getting away from shirts that look like wrestling shirts? Unless of course you were the one fucking person who picked up The Guru Sonjay Dutt's "Peace" t-shirt (which looks like one of Maddox's kids drew it).

T-shirts aside, this deal is really worth it for the DVDs. The majority of DVD sets hover around $20 so any TNA fan/collector/DVD junkie could make out like a bandit on Thursday.

As a business move (and I'll let JP cover this in depth), it will undoubtedly make the company zero money (normally Black Friday sales focus on a few items allowing customers to purchase other items at full price) but should increase brand exposure. Then again, I don't know how cool TNA looks when a little six year old kid is hawking a FLYING FOREARM shirt.

Biten' Newsbites

Stolen from all your favorite sources!

Sting is currently not being involved in any of the Main Event Mafia's beatdowns for two reasons. First, it's so he can be looked at as the Godfather of the group. Second, when he turns face, he can use this to gain trust of other babyfaces.

That's actually the best role for Sting. Other than being retired.

Speaking of Sting, he will not be going on the UK tour in early 2009.

Because who needs the champion of your company in order to sell out 25% of the building's capacity! Seriously, for reasons like this alone, Sting should NOT be TNA Champion.

TNA has interest in both Super Crazy and Kenny Dykstra.

Why would TNA have any interest in either of these two men? Outside of being ex-WWE wrestlers, neither man would really bring much to the table. Crazy is old and fat while Dykstra seems to have graduated from the Randy Orton school of headcases. I think TNA needs to work with what they already have rather than go after two members of the WWE's deadweight.

There is talk of bringing an international star to wrestle Awesome Kong at the next PPV.

I guess this didn't work out seeing as Christy Hemme of all fucking people will be getting a PPV title shot!


What I'm Thankful For

Originally, I was going to make a list of everything I'm thankful for this year (Khali's face turn, CSONKA allowing me to be late each week with my Small-For-All, Tootsie's) but then I realized that it wouldn't be much fun. Rather, I'll leave you with the one fun thing I am truly thankful for: former wrestlers pimping crap on HSN!




COMING ATTRACTIONS

Join me next week as we delve into TNA salaries – from who makes way too much to those that need a second job – it will all be covered next week in the Small-For-All. Until then…

Happy Thanksgiving.

For the Thursday Small-For-All News Report, I'm Jeff Small… and you're not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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is that Maven?
poor, poor guy...
:[


Posted By: Thomas (Guest)  on November 26, 2008 at 11:44 PM

 
 
Please explain how Kenny Dykstra is a headcase, I NEVER hear anything on this site other than "his attitude sucks" or "he's randy orton style head-case"...

He was pretty talented in the Spirit Squad, had a brief, almost non-existant push trying to join Rated RKO, but what are the actual details? Every 411 writer comes up with vague cracks, a few IWC jump on that wagon, but no news reported on what he actually did to be such a problem, he was a pretty good wrestler considering his age, had great mic skills and played a snotty heel really well, so I don't get it.

And the IC tourney, even with the IC DVD, is still all about the IC title so give it a rest.

a tag-team tourney would somehow, someway make people complain also.

I tolerate Kendrick more now.


Posted By: Blueoyster (Guest)  on November 27, 2008 at 12:08 AM

 
 
I would like to give you a fucking flying forearm. That shirt is badass and so was the Pele shirt. Next up the Styles Clash. I'm sorry but wrestling t-shirts always look like wrestling t-shirts no matter which company puts them out. Futhermore if you wear wrestling shirts in public and you are over the age of 15 you are a giant douche anyway.

Posted By: Optimus Crimelord (Guest)  on November 27, 2008 at 12:26 AM

 
 
Now why couldn't Maven have been that good a talker during his time in WWE?

Totally getting a LitterMaid, btw :P


Posted By: TAT (Guest)  on November 27, 2008 at 12:43 AM

 
 
Kendrick's dancing makes more sense now.

Theory: if pot was legal, Kendrick would be in the main event right now. And that fucking sucks, cause with pot and pills "wellnessed" out of the equation, the only other option is drinking himself stupid. How many more DUIs does the company need?

Not every wrestler can heal their wounds with their sense of self-satisfaction like CM Punk can.


Posted By: Hawkeye (Guest)  on November 27, 2008 at 12:45 AM

 
 
Poor Maven. At least he was the hardcore chapion n stuff.

Posted By: narc (Guest)  on November 27, 2008 at 01:14 AM

 
 
did you know?


that The Great Khali, for Thanksgiving, eats 2 whole turkeys?


Posted By: Pepo (Guest)  on November 27, 2008 at 02:07 AM

 
 
I can actually vouch on the Kendrick story. I my friend who lives in Bakersfield is buddies with Nick Daw (he's basically a stage manager for WWE) and he's always going backstage when they come to twon and crap. About 2 years ago, he said that London asked if he could help him score any pot. My buddy (sadly) came through and supposedly hooked em up. On an episode of Raw, London and Kendrick hit the ring and London did a "toking motion" while the camera was right on him. This was supposedly a "shout out" to my buddy. Guess he wasn't full of crap afterall.

Posted By: JP (Guest)  on November 27, 2008 at 02:15 AM

 
 
Oyster, they don't know anything about SS Kenny, you're right about the vague "I think we know, let's make it up...blah,blah,blah, " posts. I never heard a thing either, probably won't.

Poor Maven??? I remember when Maven snapped his leg in the ring, THAT'S "POOR MAVEN"... that sucked!... that cat is drawing a paycheck (probably higher than half the IWC) in this crappy economy, no poor Maven.... OH, ...... I get it, you crapped on him to feel better about yourselves..... BRAVO, kids, BRAVO.... see you all in the working world!


Posted By: Bolo (Guest)  on November 27, 2008 at 02:28 AM

 
 
FIND PERRY SATURN!

Posted By: JWalsh (Guest)  on November 27, 2008 at 02:32 AM

 
 
Is everyone blind,
miz and Morrison final. Called it


Posted By: peekaboob (Guest)  on November 27, 2008 at 04:51 AM

 
 
Maven! Cue Tough Enough theme and gay titantron that starts with him hugging guys

Posted By: jayt11 (Guest)  on November 27, 2008 at 08:15 AM

 
 
So being a lush gets you constant pushes and perpetual employment (HOlly, JBL) but being a stoner earns you the ire of McMahon. That makes total sense to me.

Posted By: Iron Knee (Guest)  on November 27, 2008 at 09:48 AM

 
 
Mysterio goes over Miz, Morrison goes over Finlay. We get Punk vs Morrison part infinity (though they're always good) and what could be a very interesting matchup of Kofi vs Mysterio. Punk hopefully goes over Morrison (who's still more valuable with Miz in a tag team...when he's ready for his solo push, it'll be at a level higher than the IC title, which he's already had), and either man could go over in the other matchup, making it either Mysterio/Punk, which could be awesome, or Kofi/Punk - which wrestling companies sadly seem to love doing to their tag champions.

Posted By: BJC (Guest)  on November 27, 2008 at 09:48 AM

 
 
You guys know what? Maybe if you used the little "Search" function at the top of the page, you could search for news articles pertaining to Kenny Dykstra since his release. Then, you would discover that upon his release, he put a statement up on his website saying that he's better than three quarters of the wrestlers WWE employs, but he was held down, among other things. Or, you could just act like elitist douches and call down the writers. Whichever you prefer, but one makes you look like a humongous tool.

...dumbass

As for Kendrick, I think the point is that it's an illegal substance he's been caught for more than ten times. It's his own fault he's fallen so far. Maybe if he can't do his job without relying on illegal substances, he should quit?

Also, maybe this shines a bit more light on the release of Paul London? They obviously thought Kendrick was a lot more valuable than London due to his natural charisma, maybe they thought Kendrick was worth the trouble while London wasn't?


Posted By: Homie (Guest)  on November 27, 2008 at 11:12 AM

 
 
The only thing I vaguely remember regarding Kenny was he was supposed to be an asshole towards fans after shows, and I believe one fan was hurt when he approached Kenny and Micky James while they were stopped at a red light, and Kenny drove off which caused the guy to fall.
It's all very vague, but frankly his Myspace whining after being canned speaks to his asshole-ishness.


Posted By: dennett316 (Guest)  on November 27, 2008 at 11:17 AM

 
 
Small's take on Dykstra as compared to Tomko tells you all you need to know about how much he sucks Vince's dick. First off Tomko probably will get the "Bam Neely" push and never get any promo time. He'll be there in January and gone by Wrestlemania.

Dykstra and Super Crazy could bring some name value to the X Division if they get a chance.


Posted By: Orlando (Guest)  on November 27, 2008 at 11:41 AM

 
 
1st off, terrible T-shirt.

A Morrison/Regal match would suck?! Shows what you know about Wrestling


Posted By: Woz8005 (Registered)  on November 27, 2008 at 12:04 PM

 
 
Please stop saying "addiction". Pot is not addictive, only habituating. The only sort of addiction one can have to pot is psychological, the same way that someone with an addictive personality can become addicted to exercise or cheeseburgers.

I think if Kendrick was smoking pot so much, it was because he liked it, not because he is in addict. Seems stupid to me that Wellness should even bother with weed. Unless someone is coming out to the ring stoned, it isn't endangering any of the other workers, and there is certainly nothing "performance-enhancing" about it.


Posted By: John M (Guest)  on November 27, 2008 at 12:06 PM

 
 
Good story JP, shame its about as real as Kelly Kelly's tits

Posted By: Woz8005 (Registered)  on November 27, 2008 at 12:09 PM

 
 
Hmm, last I checked, Marijuana wasn't addictive. So I'm not sure what addiction you're talking about Kendrick having. I say good for Kendrick. Medical Marijuana is legal in several US states now, and WWE are really being dicks about the whole thing. If all the pot smokers would stand up for their beliefs, WWE would either have to fire half their roster, or shut the hell up.

Posted By: Rapidfire (Guest)  on November 27, 2008 at 12:35 PM

 
 
DOES KHALI EAT TURKEYS OR ONLY CHICKENS?

Posted By: Big Fat Fag (Guest)  on November 27, 2008 at 01:28 PM

 
 
Rapidfire, there is a fine line between business and pleasure. If your job (business) tells you not to smoke pot (pleasure), or at the very least not to get caught doing it, then it is you who is fucking up getting busted, not your job. If WWE has to fire half the roster for 'standing up for their (illegal) beliefs', then they probably should. Medical marijuana is legal, that's great -- recreational marijuana still isn't, and if Kendrick wants to be a tool and keep using it when he's been REPEATEDLY told not to, then yes, good for Kendrick. I was happy as hell to see him getting pushed, even as Paul London's release cast a shadow over the whole mess, but if he's seriously going to blow this now, then fuck him. He's ruining his own career just because he wants to toke up. Fuck that.

Posted By: With Electric Fire (Guest)  on November 27, 2008 at 05:24 PM

 
 
"Hmm, last I checked, Marijuana wasn't addictive. So I'm not sure what addiction you're talking about Kendrick having. I say good for Kendrick. Medical Marijuana is legal in several US states now, and WWE are really being dicks about the whole thing. If all the pot smokers would stand up for their beliefs, WWE would either have to fire half their roster, or shut the hell up."

It's still illegal. Unless Kendrick has a prescription for medicinal marijuana, he's partaking in an illegal activity. The company has the right to punish an employee for partaking in an illegal activity.

Even if you're pro-marijuana, surely you can understand that.


Posted By: Homie (Guest)  on November 27, 2008 at 05:31 PM

 
 
Hey Homie--

I read that Dykstra wrote on his Myspace AFTER being released, I asked what the deal was while he was at the WWE, that doesn't make me a tool or a dumbass, so shine that search button up real nice and stick it, if you don't know, don't address it.


Posted By: Blueoyster (Guest)  on November 27, 2008 at 08:23 PM

 
 
Actually Blueoyster, you didn't give any time period, in fact you didn't even use the word WWE, and that comment was targeted more towards Bolo for being a knob and ragging on the writers without knowing the facts. But my point still stands, you guys could be utilizing the search function.

Posted By: Homie (Guest)  on November 27, 2008 at 08:54 PM

 
 
Actually Blueoyster, you didn't give any time period, in fact you didn't even use the word WWE, and that comment was targeted more towards Bolo for being a knob and ragging on the writers without knowing the facts. But my point still stands, you guys could be utilizing the search function.

Posted By: Homie (Guest)

Never used WWE???---" but no news reported on what he actually did to be such a problem, he was a pretty good wrestler considering his age, had great mic skills and played a snotty heel really well, so I don't get it." ... that was my original comment, was I talking about his high school years? the search function again? I NEVER heard on this site what he did exactly during his WWE run, hence my comment, so screw the search function.

More directed at Bolo? fuck Bolo, you called me elitist douche for asking a question? who's the "elitist douche' there Mr. "I know better"

in closing... Homie, go fuckyourself & your recomendation for the search function.


Posted By: Blueoyster (Guest)  on November 27, 2008 at 11:17 PM

 
 
I said "or, you could act like elitist douches and call down the writers." Did you call down the writers? No? Then that comment wasn't directed towards you. I'm sorry for assuming a small bit of common sense on your part.

Also, I said you didn't use the word "WWE," and that turned out to be true.

And forgive me for expecting another person to do a little bit of research to learn something. As an engineer, sometimes I have to go to a thing called a "library" and search for hours to find the information I'm looking for. But I can see how using a search function can be a pain in the ass.

It was reported in news reports that Dykstra was an asshole backstage who figured that he was the man and that he was better than everyone. Apparently this didn't fly very well with the veterans and he was generally unliked, if you believe the reports. He was also reportedly difficult to work with, which seems related to the earlier point. And his comments after being fired seem to jive with what was earlier reported.

Of course, if you missed the news report where that was actually reported, that means it never existed and there's no sense looking for it, now is there?


Posted By: Homie (Guest)  on November 27, 2008 at 11:43 PM

 
 
See, Homie, was that so hard? I ask a question because I would like to know, you answer.

the fact you go look it up for me is not my concearn, but you never cited any column, or gave a specifics, but I appreciate the effort.

I also mentioned his stint w Spirit Squad, & Rated RKO, but no, I never mentioned WWE, you're right... you being an engineer and all, I figure you could put 2 and 2 together on that one... my bad.

Thanks again for looking it up for me-- where I work I send people to research facts and get me details on visual specifics for graphic design layouts so nice to see you doing that here on 411 for me. If I have any other questions, I'll be sure to find you on here and ask. Thank you, Homie.


Posted By: Blueoyster (Guest)  on November 28, 2008 at 12:32 AM

 
 
Always eager to teach someone a little less learned than I about some of the complicated intricacies of the internet, such as the "search" function. I'll warn you though, "bookmarking" might be a little above your current knowledge base. You might want to call an IT guy to help you with that.

Posted By: Homie (Guest)  on November 28, 2008 at 12:56 AM

 
 
Homie, be nice.

Here's me doing some research...

"Homie, go fuckyourself & your recomendation for the search function.
Posted By: Blueoyster (Guest) on November 27, 2008 at 11:17 PM"
from Small-for-all 11.27.08

See there? I gave specifics, cited my source and am fully aware of the search function but why go through that? Seriously... Thanks again Homie, IT guys, in your case, are seriously overated but you tried and with that, there really is no failure... good job!


Posted By: Blueoyster (Guest)  on November 28, 2008 at 01:07 AM

 
 
Technically, Blueoyster, if you're citing a web page, you really should cite the URL as well. Consider that another helpful hint.

But remember, I'm not going to be here forever to help you out. Eventually you're going to have to put on your big boy pants and learn these things on your own. But don't worry, knowledge is power and learning can be fun!


Posted By: Homie (Guest)  on November 28, 2008 at 01:20 AM

 
 
OK, Homie, that was horribly lame....

big boy pants? did you cite that source from your mom? seriously--- that was lame... WOW, anyone in the IWC could do better than what you said... man, that was bad... Why, Homie, WHY???

"But remember, I'm not going to be here forever to help you out. Posted By: Homie (Guest) on November 28, 2008 at 01:20 AM"

But we always had Thanksgiving night....

to hell with your URLs..... we had Thanksgiving night. URLs..... you kids and your sassy lingo....


Posted By: Blueoyster (Guest)  on November 28, 2008 at 01:31 AM

 
 
Blueoyster > Homie

Posted By: mark (Guest)  on November 28, 2008 at 02:35 AM

 
 
"It's still illegal. Unless Kendrick has a prescription for medicinal marijuana, he's partaking in an illegal activity. The company has the right to punish an employee for partaking in an illegal activity."

You mean like how they "punished" Ted DiBiase's DUI by bringing him up to the main roster and immediately giving him the tag titles? Or how they "punished" Santino's DUI by giving him an angle (Glamerella) and eventually the IC title? Their priorities for what deserves a punishment (and apparently their very definition of "punishment") need some serious work.


Posted By: Hawkeye (Guest)  on November 28, 2008 at 08:19 AM

 
 
Kendrick isnt an idiot
What he does in his life is none of our business
I think WWE is looking for a reason to make him Jobber
Because in case you forggot
he is a cruiserweight
and cruiserweight are always treated like bitch!
He is in WWE since 2002-2003
and deserves a push but WWE didnt give one due of his size!
Its disgusting!!


Posted By: Arnold (Guest)  on January 13, 2009 at 10:39 PM

 


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