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And Another Thing: The Mop-Up Nitro (Part III) 10.02.02 (10.02.2002) - Hyatte

The retrospective wraps up... and the douchebag burns out

And Another Thing: The Mop-Up Raw (Part III) 9.30.02 (09.30.2002) - Hyatte

The retrospective wraps up... and the douchebag burns out

And Another Thing: The Mop-Up Nitro (Part II) 09.24.02 (09.24.2002) - Hyatte

The Retrospective Continues... and the Douchebag hits his stride

And Another Thing: The Mop-Up Raw (Part II) 09.22.02 (09.22.2002) - Hyatte

The Retrospective Continues... and the Douchebag hits his stride

And Another Thing: The Mop-Up Nitro (Part I) 09.17.02 (09.17.2002) - Hyatte

A look back at five years of Nitro... and the evolution of a douchebag

And Another Thing: The Mop-Up Raw (Part I) 09.16.02 (09.16.2002) - Hyatte

A look back at five years of Raw... and the evolution of a douchebag

And Another Thing: Alexander Wept 8.04.02 (08.04.2002) - Hyatte

A look at the business from behind a mask

And Another Thing: The Champion (07.09.2001) - Hyatte

You can have all the money in the world, an arena stuffed with talented wrestlers, an iron clad reputation as someone who can put butts in the seats and deliver a lot of money to a house promoter, none of it matters if you don't have one, vital ingredient to your new company.

And Another Thing: If Joanie Only Knew (07.09.2001) - Hyatte

Chyna. Yeah, her. She is nuts. You are nuts, girl. Crazy.

And Another Thing: Keep Dreaming, Mark Boy (06.12.2001) - Hyatte

Should Tommy Dreamer be hired by the WWF? If only to let him finish his career, which can't be expected to last longer than a couple of years.

And Another Thing: The Affair With The Harts (05.29.2001) - Hyatte

Most of the Hart family just attended their first Raw show in a long time. They were given front row seats and a full, formal introduction by Howard Finkle.

And Another Thing: The Coconut That Changed Everything (05.22.2001) - Hyatte

Catalyst: Acceleration of a reaction produced by a substance...

And Another Thing: Internet Column Writing 101 (05.15.2001) - Hyatte

Writing for the Internet has become the home of bad writers who think they are actually talented.

And Another Thing: The Rise And Fall Of Internet Wrestling (05.08.2001) - Hyatte

The Internet plays a role in the development and evolution in Wrestling, or that is to say, it did. Then things grew complicated, dumb people thought they would get rich, and everyone became an expert.

And Another Thing: Russo: The Other White Vince (04.30.2001) - Hyatte

It couldn't be more fitting to take a moment before the page turns and reflect on Vince Russo, a man who serves as one of the bigger focal points in the saga of the Monday Night Wars, one of the bigger ones.

And Another Thing: WCW Sucks And Here's Why (04.24.2001) - Hyatte

You know this war between Monday Nitro and Monday Night Raw? The war that is really between the WCW and the WWF? You know that war? Well, it’s over.

And Another Thing: Christmastime At Shane O'Mac's (04.16.2001) - Hyatte

I've just sent Shane McMahon a silver dollar.

And Another Thing: A Small Moment At X 7 (04.04.2001) - Hyatte

There was a single moment during Wrestlemania X 7 that made the show my favorite pay per view of the last five years.

And Another Thing: The Best Nitro Ever!!!! (03.27.2001) - Hyatte

This is the biggest wrestling news of all time. General McMahon marched into Atlanta and stripped the carcass clean.

And Another Thing: The Enigma Topped With A Pompadour (03.20.2001) - Hyatte

Is Vince McMahon a genius?

And Another Thing: The Man Who Would Be King (02.12.2001) - Hyatte

The good news is that Bill Goldberg is no longer just a rip-off of "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. It took him a while to break that stigma, years longer than he deserved actually, but he did it.

And Another Thing: The New Backyard Wrestler (01.23.2001) - Hyatte

Before the Internet, there was the “Apter Family”. A group of magazines, all owned by one company, that treated the in-ring drama of wrestling as real life.

And Another Thing: Stone Cold Inc. (01.16.2001) - Hyatte

The Curse of the Superstar

And Another Thing: Who Wants To Be A Pro Wrestler? (01.09.2001) - Hyatte

Everyone says that it’s hard to break in. Everyone says that it takes work, work, effort, and dedication. Did I mention that it took a lot of hard work? That’s rubbish.

And Another Thing: What Would Jesus Do? (in ECW) (01.02.2001) - Hyatte

Found on the desk of Paul Heyman

And Another Thing: The WWF - What The World Is Watching (12.17.2000) - Hyatte

You really didn’t think it would last, did you?

And Another Thing: The Supreme Heel Test (12.10.2000) - Hyatte

Working the Heel Gimmick is easy. Jeer the crowd, threaten them with bodily harm, let them know that they are number one by using the wrong finger… basically just make sure that they are firmly on the side of your opponent.

And Another Thing: Jimmy Hart Killed The Radio Star (12.03.2000) - Hyatte

WCW has lost the war. It’s over. Kaput. Toute Fini. Find a nice, juicy spot on its rump and stick the fork in.

And Another Thing: What Would Jesus Do? (WWF Version) (11.28.2000) - Hyatte

Hire Satan. Then bring in Jesus to combat him. The REAL Satan and the REAL Jesus...not Kevin Sullivan and Goldberg.

And Another Thing: The First Wrestlemania (11.20.2000) - Hyatte

I was rummaging through my back issue collection of “INSIDE WRESTLING” when I found this old, old recap of the first Wrestlemania.

And Another Thing: Wrestling Behind Closed Eyes (11.13.2000) - Hyatte

I dreamt that I was at a comic book shop, bitterly arguing with a friend whom I haven't seen since the eighth grade over the Freudian overtones used during Peter David's run on The Incredible Hulk and how the "Superman" character was obviously created as the ultimate advertisement for Nazi propaganda when the conversation abruptly turned to Professional Wrestling.

And Another Thing: The Greatest Story Never Told (11.06.2000) - Hyatte

I stopped by my nearest Barnes & Noble bookstore the other day... just to be sure.

And Another Thing: Will The Real People's Champ Please Stand Up? (10.31.2000) - Hyatte

First, there was the Rock. Then, there was Booker T. Two men, picked to represent their company as champion.

And Another Thing: The Bob Ryder Interview (01.01.2000) - Hyatte

A never before seen script from the never really heard radio show of mine

And Another Thing: The Bret Hart Interview (01.01.2000) - Hyatte

Chris Hyatte and Dave Gagnon sit down for an exclusive(ly fake) interview with the Hitman.

And Another Thing: Internet Writers Suck: Reason #64 (01.01.2000) - Hyatte

You don’t need to Internet to know whether to like a match.

And Another Thing: What Would Jesus Do? (in WCW) (01.01.2000) - Hyatte

The long awaited sequel to the most talked about column I’ve ever written.

And Another Thing: The Angle That Made It All Possible (01.01.2000) - Hyatte

One idea, one man, one moment and everything was different.

And Another Thing: WWF Rules And Here’s Why (01.01.2000) - Hyatte

WCW is in near ruins, but for a while it brought the best out of Vince McMahon

And Another Thing: The Last Battle Of Atlanta (01.01.2000) - Hyatte

The forgotten war that lasted forever.

And Another Thing: The Road: New Meat (01.01.2000) - Hyatte

So begins a rookie’s journey.

And Another Thing: The Death Of “Eazy E” (01.01.2000) - Hyatte

We come here today to mourn the passing of Uncle Eric.

And Another Thing: Hart Pounding Commentary (01.01.2000) - Hyatte

All Bret does is whine about everything, like a baby.

And Another Thing: This Is (Not) Sting (01.01.2000) - Hyatte

Never before has a wrestler undergone such a startling change in attitude, and not just in gimmick.

And Another Thing: Bringing Down The House (01.01.2000) - Hyatte

While everyone focuses on changing TV, here’s a plan on how to make house shows just as exciting.

And Another Thing: The Little Heyman That Could (01.01.2000) - Hyatte

The alternative wrestling company that actually cherishes every fan, and vice versa.

And Another Thing: The Myth About Sportswriters (01.01.2000) - Hyatte

It takes just two lines of bile in a newspaper to make Wrestling Reporters get all pissy.

And Another Thing: WCW In-Depth (01.01.2000) - Hyatte

A detailed look at WCW's current condition. The official state of redress.

And Another Thing: Dedicated To The One I Hate (01.01.2000) - Hyatte

Who is my favorite wrestler? This answer shouldn’t surprise you.

And Another Thing: Those Damn Marks (01.01.2000) - Hyatte

They ruin everything, but are they WCW’s only hope?

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