John Cena Likely Getting Married This Weekend
Posted by Ashish on 07.10.2009
Cena looks to be getting hitched!
John Cena was apparently in a Boston court today and asked that the usual three day wait for getting married after receiving a license in Massachusetts be waived. This would seem to indicate that he plans to get married this weekend.
Cena appeared in court with his bride and another female who may have been his publicist. The waiting period was waived. Cena apparently waited in line, filled out the paperwork, signed a few autographs, and was polite to staff in the court.
So who's the girl? Wasn't he dating Mickie James or was that just storyline stuff?
Posted By: Guest#0677 (Guest) on July 10, 2009 at 02:53 PM
I thought he had no time for such worldly matters?
Maybe he'll start taking more time off and get the fuck off our TVs for awhile.
Posted By: The Rev (Guest) on July 10, 2009 at 02:54 PM
cannot he take a long honeymoon of like a year or so????? he only knows five moves, super cena waah wahh wahh
Posted By: troll (Guest) on July 10, 2009 at 02:57 PM
Screw John Cena- he's...gimmie a minute...there's gotta be a reason to truly fuckin hate him. other than the superman gimmick. Let's see, he can't wrestle and only has 5 or so moves. Well, actually he's had some really good matches, and most of the roster works off 5-8 moves.
He's a prick. No, He actually seems genuinely polite.
He's talked smack about the Rock leaving the WWE for Hollywood and he'd do the same in a second. That we'll actually have to wait to see. Not sure he's really ever get an offer to Hollywood.
I know-I hate him because only-rough quote from the MIZ! He's worshipped by prepubescent boys and most women.
Wait...how the hell was Hulk Hogan so popular?
Semi-random rant. So, I guess since he's getting married any chance of him and Mickie hooking back up is over.
Too bad I'm geek who posts on the internet...sigh.
Posted By: Jerry (Guest) on July 10, 2009 at 02:58 PM
And now is the perfect time to turn him heel, since all his screaming female fans can finally shut the hell up, and let the rest of us boo him in peace.
Posted By: Me (Guest) on July 10, 2009 at 03:00 PM
Looks like this marriage would probably be a one shot deal
Posted By: Cesarmania (Guest) on July 10, 2009 at 03:04 PM
Family & friends in attendance will be split down the middle with half cheering and half booing when Cena makes his entrance
Posted By: average poster (Guest) on July 10, 2009 at 03:07 PM
wasn't he dating mickie james for a while? is it her?
Posted By: Guest#8434 (Guest) on July 10, 2009 at 03:20 PM
Obviously it was not anyone famous!?!
Posted By: guest1228 (Guest) on July 10, 2009 at 03:21 PM
Bye bye 5-knuckle Shuffle
Posted By: poppasquat (Guest) on July 10, 2009 at 03:21 PM
My flatmate is gutted!
Posted By: Mark (Guest) on July 10, 2009 at 03:22 PM
He wasn't at my court house. :(
Posted By: C. (Guest) on July 10, 2009 at 03:24 PM
I'd like to extend congratulations to Mr. and Mrs. John Cena
Posted By: WMD (Guest) on July 10, 2009 at 03:25 PM
great, the guy can barely move in the ring and now he'll have a ball and chain to drag around too...
Posted By: CJ (Guest) on July 10, 2009 at 03:31 PM
I thought this already happened months ago.
Congrats to him. Get a Pre-Nup
Posted By: JTX (Guest) on July 10, 2009 at 03:33 PM
Cena is getting married? Awesome. What's the guy's name?
Posted By: Tom Talker (Guest) on July 10, 2009 at 03:33 PM
And girl marks all over start to boo him.
:D
Posted By: luna (Guest) on July 10, 2009 at 03:35 PM
Cena -- one of the more controversial grooms in recent memory.
Posted By: Michael Cole (Guest) on July 10, 2009 at 03:36 PM
Poor Mickie James. The dream is over.
Posted By: HBK's Smile (Guest) on July 10, 2009 at 03:36 PM
Congrats Cena
Posted By: Guest#4802 (Guest) on July 10, 2009 at 03:42 PM
This just in: Cena refuses to put over marriage waiting period!
Congrats, though.
Posted By: neverAcquiesce (Guest) on July 10, 2009 at 03:44 PM
Cena is terribly boring in the ring but is always polite outside of the ring and I can respect him for that. Congratulations Cena and good luck
Posted By: Turtle (Guest) on July 10, 2009 at 04:03 PM
Congrats to Cena, I bet his future wife is an absolute stunner.
Lucky bugger
Posted By: The honest man (Guest) on July 10, 2009 at 04:09 PM
Congrats to John for doing something 99% of his haters will never come closet to doing, lol.
Posted By: Brad (Guest) on July 10, 2009 at 04:17 PM
Good for him...congrats, John!
Posted By: Just some guy in Massachusetts (Guest) on July 10, 2009 at 04:18 PM
cool. good for you john. best of luck.
Posted By: Ric Switzer (Guest) on July 10, 2009 at 04:31 PM
Why Cena? WHY???
Posted By: Frank (Guest) on July 10, 2009 at 04:31 PM
I hope she divorces him in a week and takes him to the cleaners.
Posted By: The Bay Harbor Butcher (Guest) on July 10, 2009 at 04:36 PM
Uh oh. Vince's "golden goose" is getting tied down. This... isn't going to end good.
Posted By: blottieb (Guest) on July 10, 2009 at 04:41 PM
no pics of the bride to be?
Posted By: dogpound7382 (Guest) on July 10, 2009 at 04:52 PM
maybe they'll give him 7 years off for the honeymoon.
..i hope
Posted By: NickNitr0 (Guest) on July 10, 2009 at 04:57 PM
Last I heard he was dating Mickie James. Does this mean I have a new reason to hate him? You know, because she was obviously going to be with me otherwise.
[shakes fist in air] CENA!!!!!
Posted By: Shockmaster (Guest) on July 10, 2009 at 04:58 PM
Cena's getting married, eh? Who's the lucky guy?
Posted By: A-Ron (Guest) on July 10, 2009 at 04:59 PM
Congrats Cena!
Posted By: The Great Capt. Smooth (Guest) on July 10, 2009 at 05:13 PM
You all just don't understand our love. The love we have the love we share nor the love we make.
Posted By: Ron Mexico (Guest) on July 10, 2009 at 05:31 PM
It's like his entire wrestling moveset just screams domestic violence.
Five knuckle shuffle? Check.
STFU? Check.
Attitude Adjustment? Check.
His excuse to cops? "You can't see me."
God I can't wait.
Posted By: Kostaki (Guest) on July 10, 2009 at 05:53 PM
Haha, I can't wait for all the female fans to get angry. This could be funny stuff.
Posted By: Guest#6221 (Guest) on July 10, 2009 at 06:02 PM
For those who don't know, Mickie James lives with Spirit Squad Kenny, or at least she was before they cut him. She has never dated Cena, that was only on TV. She, however, is very open-minded sexually and has posed in a few "leg" magazines as well as making an interracial porn movie where she is doing several brothers at once. A dirty girl ... I f'n love her.
Posted By: Barack Says (Guest) on July 10, 2009 at 06:05 PM
What did he knock some dumb WWE Universe groupie up or something? Why the rush? I thought it was well known that he was a whore monger?
Posted By: Byzdalmyt (Guest) on July 10, 2009 at 06:05 PM
Do you think Cena no-sells sex too? Like his unlucky wife-to-be is laying there in a puddle of sweat saying "Boy you gave me quite a workout." Cena, on the other hand, is just running around the room pumping his fists in the air like she didn't exhaust him at all waving his stupid hand in front of his face.
Posted By: Gotta Wonder (Guest) on July 10, 2009 at 06:13 PM
People often get hatred of a character confused with hatred of a man. I don't know John Cena the man personally, but for accounts he seems like a decent guy. I have no problem with him as a person. But the character on the other hand, is something I truly loathe for varying reasons. So in conclusion: Hate the sin, not the sinner.
Posted By: Guest#3085 (Guest) on July 10, 2009 at 06:37 PM
Jarrett will pop out of the cake and hit him w` a guitar!
Posted By: FUZEY (Guest) on July 10, 2009 at 06:44 PM
Congrats to Mickie James
Posted By: Guest#9831 (Guest) on July 10, 2009 at 06:57 PM
john cena is dating a hot blonde. Not a celebrity. Just a pretty blonde.
And Mickie James is dating JTG from Cryme Tyme. Sad, but true.
Posted By: rez (Guest) on July 10, 2009 at 07:51 PM
"Cena is getting married? Awesome. What's the guy's name? "
HAHAHAHAHAHA, this is it
Posted By: Guest#4516 (Guest) on July 10, 2009 at 08:44 PM
Cena getting hitched/looks like Mickey's centaur ass/belongs to Blade Braxton!
Posted By: poppasquat (Guest) on July 10, 2009 at 08:51 PM
Congrats to Cena. And hey, lose to the Miz soon ok?
Posted By: who cares (Guest) on July 10, 2009 at 11:07 PM
Is the best man gonna be his best mate, Randy Orton???
Posted By: VinMan (Guest) on July 11, 2009 at 05:00 AM
