Could it be that he's finally going to retire? Nah...he'll probably announce he's tapping both Alicia Fox AND Rosa Mendes...
Posted By: Common Sense (Registered) on September 07, 2009 at 11:05 PM
I've always liked Batista, but lately he's been injured so much that his worth to WWE is fading. He had a great run, and he surprised a lot of us with his ability to have good matches. But it may be time to hang it up.
Posted By: Kevin (Guest) on September 07, 2009 at 11:06 PM
please God let this be the end of Batista's career.
Posted By: Joe (Guest) on September 07, 2009 at 11:07 PM
He's announcing that in six weeks, he'll be injured again.
Posted By: Guest#0802 (Guest) on September 07, 2009 at 11:10 PM
Time to announce my retirement and allow me to introduce my replacement. He's a former Tough Enough Winner.... He beated my ass back in 05. MAVEN!
Posted By: Dave Batista (Guest) on September 07, 2009 at 11:14 PM
He is quitting aka retire
Posted By: Endy (Guest) on September 07, 2009 at 11:14 PM
I have slept with every diva in the RAW locker room, it is time I moved on to ECW, Bellas I am coming for your pits of danger
Posted By: Batista (Guest) on September 07, 2009 at 11:14 PM
Posted By: Chief Runs With Beer (Registered) on September 07, 2009 at 11:15 PM
I think he is going to announce his teaming with Shawn Merriman as they take on Tila Tequila and Melina Perez at Survivor Series
Posted By: William (Guest) on September 07, 2009 at 11:17 PM
he's going to lay off the roids for 6 months & challenge for the cruiserweight title! now you know
Posted By: buckley (Guest) on September 07, 2009 at 11:18 PM
I've always liked Batista, but lately he's been injured so much that his worth to WWE is fading. He had a great run, and he surprised a lot of us with his ability to have good matches. But it may be time to hang it up.
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"Ability to have good matches" Are you serious?
Posted By: hum (Guest) on September 07, 2009 at 11:20 PM
He's announcing that he wants ORTON'S TITLE.
Posted By: Guest#0147 (Guest) on September 07, 2009 at 11:21 PM
hey just gonna tell everyone he has a tiny head. tell me something i dont know!
Posted By: Guest#3645 (Guest) on September 07, 2009 at 11:21 PM
Announcing an injury at "Breaking Point" would be more appropriate.
Posted By: Trashy (Guest) on September 07, 2009 at 11:23 PM
Don't miss Batista's new injury, next week!
Posted By: Alcoholic (Guest) on September 07, 2009 at 11:24 PM
Unless he retires (which would cause a plethora of markdom) ... Care Factor = 0
Posted By: Brad (Guest) on September 07, 2009 at 11:24 PM
Batista NEXT TNA World Champion.
Posted By: Andrew Barbarash (Guest) on September 07, 2009 at 11:25 PM
"I've always liked Batista, but lately he's been injured so much that his worth to WWE is fading. He had a great run, and he surprised a lot of us with his ability to have good matches. But it may be time to hang it up."
Took the words right out of my mouth.
Posted By: Big Lantern Ghost (Guest) on September 07, 2009 at 11:25 PM
he obviously wants his rematch.
Posted By: Guest#3652 (Guest) on September 07, 2009 at 11:28 PM
He will announce that he is no longer sick of people talking out their heads, as he has realized that that is the only way people can talk.
HE WALKS THE MAAAALLLLLLLL!!!
Posted By: The Grundle (Guest) on September 07, 2009 at 11:29 PM
Maybe Dave is sparing us of more bad performances and he's hanging it up :)
Posted By: Guest#2966 (Guest) on September 07, 2009 at 11:30 PM
Good one guest#0802
Posted By: Wisecracker (Guest) on September 07, 2009 at 11:33 PM
As much as I want a retirement, It will probably be "ILL BE THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER AFTER BREAKING POINT BECUASE...IM THE ANIMAL!"
OR, they can run a fake retirement angle where he says his dad was mean and he doesn't want to do that to his future children, only to have RIC FLAIR come out and convince him not to.
"Batista! You're to good to quit Batista. Batista, youre on top of your game Batista. Ill tell you Batista, I will lose all respect for you, Batista, if you leave Batista!"
Then they embrace and he wins the WWE Title at Hell in a Cell.
So fresh. So new. So Awesome.
Posted By: SLAB (Guest) on September 07, 2009 at 11:33 PM
What good matches? He is really bad in the ring and he's constantly injured. He also is kind of annoying on the mic, which would be great if he was a heel but somehow he is a face. He's pretty much just a really muscular Kevin Nash.
Posted By: Guest#4670 (Guest) on September 07, 2009 at 11:34 PM
Best Case Scenario: Batista announces his retirement.
Worst Case Scenario: Batista announces he's moving to Smackdown.
I can deal with anything in-between, but please...please...don't let him ruin Smackdown, Vince. Please?
Posted By: Guest#1696 (Guest) on September 07, 2009 at 11:35 PM
Maybe he lost his smile.
Posted By: Guest#8386 (Guest) on September 07, 2009 at 11:37 PM
Maybe he's finally going to admit that he's a steroid junkie?
Posted By: Marty (Guest) on September 07, 2009 at 11:42 PM
Odds on the announcement:
100:1 Odds = He's Gay
25:1 Odds = He's addicted to Ham
1:1 Odds = Whatever he says is meaningless by the main event
Posted By: Ronald McDonald (Guest) on September 07, 2009 at 11:43 PM
it is always good to see that the IWC is forever consistent in prasing a wrestler, and then hating on them as soon as they become popular with the mainstream fans.
Posted By: Darth Mortis (Registered) on September 07, 2009 at 11:57 PM
*groans like Homer* i forgot about him until i saw the news title... *groans like Homer again * he's coming back from his injury... *groans like Homer a third time* he's totally announcing he wants a title shot *groans like Homer one last time*
...there is no WHOO-HOO's when Batista is involved.
Posted By: The16th6toothson (Guest) on September 07, 2009 at 11:59 PM
Please retire, please retire
Posted By: Guest#5705 (Guest) on September 08, 2009 at 12:06 AM
As he's walking to the ring to make the announcement, he'll tear a quad and be out another 6 months....oh wait that's Nash isn't it.
Posted By: dparrot (Guest) on September 08, 2009 at 12:07 AM
It really shames me that so many people repeated call a person who has never violated the wellness policy and who was at one time competing as a professional bodybuilder a juicer. His injuries did kill anything he had going for him, however, I feel he will announce his foray in movies.
I also have to put this much forward, there is a saying in wrtestling, you are only as good as your dance partner (person across from you in the ring). Batista hasn't delivered many great matches however he does need to have good workers, who can use/call him properly. For this reason alone I feel he should be give some more time as a wrestler. He isn't the top draw of the company, but he is over enough to always main event when needed.
Honestly, the WWE should impliment on the job training for some of it's talent. A good look always can use more practice in better their in ring abilities.
Posted By: Bobbay (Guest) on September 08, 2009 at 12:10 AM
If he retires, they should play Leave the Memories Alone.
Posted By: Michael (Guest) on September 08, 2009 at 12:10 AM
As he's walking to the ring to make the announcement, he'll tear a quad and be out another 6 months....oh wait that's Nash isn't it.
Posted By: dparrot (Guest) on September 08, 2009 at 12:07 AM
No...that's Triple H.
Posted By: Guest#2691 (Guest) on September 08, 2009 at 12:19 AM
The Animal is not going to retire. He's going to shill his book before turning heel.
Posted By: Banz (Guest) on September 08, 2009 at 12:22 AM
His announcement will be that he finally learnt how to wrestle! Lol! Hopefully he retires.
Posted By: Ryan Haseldine (Guest) on September 08, 2009 at 12:26 AM
He'll drop the roids and replace Mysterio as the biz midget?
Posted By: Hur hurr (Guest) on September 08, 2009 at 12:34 AM
He's going to announce he was the driver of the Hummer in WCW!
Posted By: Black Scorpion (Guest) on September 08, 2009 at 12:55 AM
I don't see him retiring. He'll probably announce he'll be back in 4 weeks and want a title shot. blah, blah, blah!
WWE has become boring. I hope they get taken off tv for about 2 years.
Posted By: lights off now (Guest) on September 08, 2009 at 12:56 AM
Batista swerves us all and joins the Legacy,only to get hurt once again!!!
Posted By: Evolution (Guest) on September 08, 2009 at 01:15 AM
Due to him being in Toronto he is there to announce that he will be the New starting pitcher for the Blue Jays
Posted By: Cool Moe D (Guest) on September 08, 2009 at 01:20 AM
He may start that bullshit that says he'll hang it up unless he wins the belt.
He's moving to Smackdown and retiring from Raw. (Bull)
He is Mil Mascaras son and has decided to join Legacy.
He's just signed a 10 year contract with the WWE that he'll retire with when he's 65
Posted By: Guest#3633 (Guest) on September 08, 2009 at 01:22 AM
Seriously, what is wrong with you people?
Posted By: Voice of Reason (Guest) on September 08, 2009 at 01:31 AM
it is always good to see that the IWC is forever consistent in prasing a wrestler, and then hating on them as soon as they become popular with the mainstream fans.
Posted By: Darth Mortis (Registered) on September 07, 2009 at 11:57 PM
Or that hes become injury prone and isn't as good as he used to be but hey blame the IWC for everything.
Posted By: Guest#6982 (Guest) on September 08, 2009 at 01:46 AM
I don't see him retiring. He'll probably announce he'll be back in 4 weeks and want a title shot. blah, blah, blah!
WWE has become boring. I hope they get taken off tv for about 2 years.
Posted By: lights off now (Guest) on September 08, 2009 at 12:56 AM
when will this take place?! I would even pay money to watch this, if only via television. And you never even know who the champion will be 4 weeks from now. Orton, Cena, perhaps even Cody Rhodes.
Posted By: sarcasm (Guest) on September 08, 2009 at 02:15 AM
The announcement is.........
HE HAS A NEW TATTOO!
Posted By: drum roll (Guest) on September 08, 2009 at 02:16 AM
He's going to announce he was the driver of the Hummer in WCW!
Posted By: Black Scorpion (Guest) on September 08, 2009 at 12:55 AM
That was Eric Bischoff.
Posted By: Darren Runne (Guest) on September 08, 2009 at 02:18 AM
He's going to announce that BASKETBALLS DON'T HOLD GRUDGES!!
Posted By: A-Ron (Guest) on September 08, 2009 at 02:19 AM
Spoiler Alert : Big DAVE's "career altering announcement" will be that, as a tribute to his suspended little buddy, he will don the mask and become "Rey Mysterio III".
Posted By: Matty T (Guest) on September 08, 2009 at 02:49 AM
probably something stupid like i WILL become the next wwe champion and die trying!.. epic fail
Posted By: wylun (Guest) on September 08, 2009 at 02:50 AM
As much as I want a retirement, It will probably be "ILL BE THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER AFTER BREAKING POINT BECUASE...IM THE ANIMAL!"
OR, they can run a fake retirement angle where he says his dad was mean and he doesn't want to do that to his future children, only to have RIC FLAIR come out and convince him not to.
"Batista! You're to good to quit Batista. Batista, youre on top of your game Batista. Ill tell you Batista, I will lose all respect for you, Batista, if you leave Batista!"
Then they embrace and he wins the WWE Title at Hell in a Cell.
So fresh. So new. So Awesome.
Posted By: SLAB (Guest) on September 07, 2009 at 11:33 PM
Funniest comment today. So fresh. So new. So Awesome. LOL.
Posted By: Luke7766 (Guest) on September 08, 2009 at 02:53 AM
Retirement.
And he tears his bicep putting the microphone to his mouth.
Posted By: Monstro (Guest) on September 08, 2009 at 03:07 AM
He'll announce that since he's already tapped the entire diva's roster he's gonna change his name to Bitista and take on the men's!
Posted By: Peruvian Rape (Guest) on September 08, 2009 at 03:08 AM
He's announcing his newly aquired std he got from someone in the back cough cough* anyways his herpies have aids and this will force him into retirement.
Posted By: chewb (Guest) on September 08, 2009 at 03:36 AM
His milkshake brings all the boys to the yard?
Posted By: Armitage Shanks (Guest) on September 08, 2009 at 03:51 AM
Alicia Fox, Gail Kim, Beth Phoenix, Mickie James....yep they're all on his list now not much of announcement.
Posted By: Guest#0809 (Guest) on September 08, 2009 at 04:11 AM
Prediction- Big Dave comes out, planning to announce his retirement... Someone goads him into making a match for Breaking Point, Dave stays
Posted By: Guest#5617 (Guest) on September 08, 2009 at 05:14 AM
Batista announces his retirement, Legacy breaks it up.
Then in the main event, Batista comes out and saves Orton by turning on Cena.
N
W
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The band's back together! Or Evolution if you really prefer.
Posted By: y2kev (Guest) on September 08, 2009 at 05:46 AM
He's going to take part on Comic Relief Does Fame Academy.
Posted By: Bimmy (Guest) on September 08, 2009 at 06:27 AM
he is going to join DX cant you see it HHH Shawn Michaels and the Animal
Posted By: raw man (Guest) on September 08, 2009 at 06:36 AM
He's going to get his own baking show on the Food Network, "Breakfast with Batista"!!
Posted By: Guest#7282 (Guest) on September 08, 2009 at 06:50 AM
Thank you for these posts! They're hilarious because they're all so factual!!!
Posted By: Dave (Guest) on September 08, 2009 at 06:52 AM
"He had a great run, and he surprised a lot of us with his ability to have good matches"
Excuse me, Dave Botchista has the "ability" to have "good" matches ?
He surprised only you, outside of The Dead Man and HHH Carrying his dead ass to really good encounters, he is an epic failure in a wrestling ring and also behind a mic.....
He is one of the worst performers in history and does not deserve the slightest form of respect and push.....
He can be thankful for HHH falling in love for him and wanting to make him the next big thing, without Trips he would have never ever made it in the first place...
Posted By: Dave Botchista (Guest) on September 08, 2009 at 07:02 AM
Im thinking he may well retire, maybe thats why they are bringing out a 3 disc dvd next month?
Posted By: jbardo (Guest) on September 08, 2009 at 07:06 AM
He's going to stop using Steroids....
Posted By: Skim Milk (Guest) on September 08, 2009 at 07:56 AM
I'd like to think he might be becoming a manager or he's forming a stable. He carries enough weight to give some kind of rub to Swagger or Masters.
Or he's got gender issues and wants to compete in the women's division.
Posted By: Alec (Guest) on September 08, 2009 at 07:58 AM
The announcement will be that he was watching Raw a few weeks ago and heard HHH say that he wouldn't reform Evolution, in part, because "Batista's hurt all the time." This statement hurt Batista's feelings and did real damage to his relationship with HHH. The announcement will be that he has set up counseling so that he and HHH can talk about their feelings and work it out together.
Posted By: Mr. Fuji (Guest) on September 08, 2009 at 08:19 AM
He's going to be facing Mr. Kennedy in a "Dr. James Anderson on a pole" match
Posted By: Dr. Jones (Guest) on September 08, 2009 at 08:46 AM
I hope he doesn't get injured making his announcement. Oh wait, maybe I do.
Posted By: matrix1004 (Guest) on September 08, 2009 at 08:57 AM
it is always good to see that the IWC is forever consistent in prasing a wrestler, and then hating on them as soon as they become popular with the mainstream fans.
Posted By: Darth Mortis (Registered) on September 07, 2009 at 11:57 PM
The IWC was big on Batista in 04-05? He's always been a bore through my eyes.
Posted By: Guest#0374 (Guest) on September 08, 2009 at 09:02 AM
I too would love it if he announced he was retiring. What would be the next best thing though? Hmm... well, how come nobody is guessing "HEEL TURN"?!?!
Posted By: M:-X (Guest) on September 08, 2009 at 10:07 AM
thumbs up...thumbs down.
so long big dave.
Posted By: 16s (Guest) on September 08, 2009 at 10:48 AM
How about a Brett Favre retirement angle, I'm retired, no I'm not, yes I am, no I'm not
or maybe like Angle and Lashley he's gonna do a MMA angle and threaten to whoop Lesnar
Posted By: Guest#1677 (Guest) on September 08, 2009 at 11:07 AM
So now we know who CM Punk's next opponent is.....Smackdown it is..
Posted By: Superfly Snuka (Guest) on September 08, 2009 at 11:19 AM
'Or that hes become injury prone and isn't as good as he used to be but hey blame the IWC for everything.
Posted By: Guest#6982 (Guest) on September 08, 2009 at 01:46 AM'
oh, i get it now, the key to having the IWC Smarks suck a wrestlers dick is to never get injured, never get old (although ric flair is still spurting into many a smarks mouth regardless that he hasn't had an original match in over a decade), never work for the WWE/TNA/WWECW/ROH/Any other Indy and most of all never leave a fed that they have been successful with so that they don't sell out.
oh, and never have a personal life, human failings or enjoy your life as a wrestler second to anything else important. god knows, the Smarks have the right to try and convict you if you do anything that their moral compass deems unworthy.
'Judge not lest ye be judged as you have judged.'
Posted By: Darth Mortis (Registered) on September 08, 2009 at 11:48 AM
WAIT! DONT TELL ME! HE'S FINALLY LEARNED HOW TO WRESTLE PROPERLY! NAH SCRATCH THAT! HE'S GOING TO RETIRE! AH YES THAT'S MORE LIKE IT!
Posted By: guest (Guest) on September 08, 2009 at 12:04 PM
The commercial for Batista was strange in that it awkwardly teased a possible announcement at the end, but wasn't very specific. I like the idea though, because it gives WWE a hook for next week's show, which goes head-to-head with the Monday Night Football double-header.
Posted By: xXxLenWierzalisxXx (Guest) on September 08, 2009 at 12:09 PM
The announcement will be that he was watching Raw a few weeks ago and heard HHH say that he wouldn't reform Evolution, in part, because "Batista's hurt all the time." This statement hurt Batista's feelings and did real damage to his relationship with HHH. The announcement will be that he has set up counseling so that he and HHH can talk about their feelings and work it out together.
Posted By: Mr. Fuji (Guest) on September 08, 2009 at 08:19 AM
And Stewart Smalley from Saturday Night Live will come out to the ring after Batista calls him out to help him confront Triple H.
Because Batista is goon enough, smart enough, and dog gone it, people like him.
Posted By: Chico (Guest) on September 08, 2009 at 12:32 PM
I'm sensing a Batista retirement announcement, only it's a swerve a la Buff Bagwell. Batista ends up knocking out HHH because of H's comments a couple weeks ago. Batista joins Legacy in an enforcer capacity.
Posted By: Patrick (Guest) on September 08, 2009 at 12:54 PM
there is no way dave batista, one of the best wrestlers ever is gonna retire this early in his career
Posted By: smackamaniac (Guest) on September 08, 2009 at 03:47 PM
He'll just announce that he knocked up Mae Young
Posted By: mipapa (Guest) on September 08, 2009 at 04:33 PM
It is really a shame all of you people talk about Dave Batista Like this. This guy is a five time champoin. He has beatin the best in the WWE. He has never been suspened. Plus oh fuck the guy is 40 inn his mid age look at shawn michaels he gets injured every 3 month ric flair he is old and still winning titles. So fuck all of you bitches that hate him.
Posted By: MJ (Guest) on September 08, 2009 at 05:56 PM
I do like Batista as a wrestler and his charisma is above and beyond all of the other wrestlers that are in the business today, except for a few of the top dogs. I'm gonna take a wild, wild guess that he is going to announce that he is retiring from wrestling, not for the reasons that he is tired of it, but for the simple fact that his body is constantly giving out on him and he might have finally realized it after this last injury.
Maybe he has decided to be a color commentator and stay with the company and I think that he would be a great replacement for RAW. Place him and Lawler as the color commentators and that would for SURE help with the ratings alone.
Maybe another job would be .......... dare I say it ......... Announcing the NEW GENERAL MANAGER FOR RAW. Man, he sure could put Orton in his place and that would get rid of this TERRIBLE idea of a "HOST" GM. The angle SUCKS and it's stale.
I mean really, BOB BARKER as GM???? My god, he could not understand that Big Show won the match with Chavo for gods sake and he was looking right at the ring.
Posted By: Tom S (Guest) on September 08, 2009 at 06:06 PM
that he is gonna end randy Ortons career
Batista NEXT TNA World Champion
Posted By: gary (Guest) on September 08, 2009 at 07:27 PM
He's going to announce he's coming off steroids and he's going to shrink up and get fat
Posted By: Christ Masters (Guest) on September 08, 2009 at 09:23 PM
He is going to be the new RAW general manager!
Posted By: hernameislisa (Guest) on September 08, 2009 at 10:28 PM
Hes not realy returning untill the pay per view at washington. I no he is my cousine
Posted By: dada (Guest) on September 09, 2009 at 10:21 AM
I think that batista is gonna pull a tommy dreamer and say that if he doesnt get a title by the time his contract expires, he is gonna call it quits. Which is dumb because if he retires, i will give up on wrestling altogether.
Posted By: smackamaniac (Guest) on September 09, 2009 at 03:31 PM
all you guys ragging on batista are the same guys who have proably cheered him for years.you hear one person diss him and you jump on the i hate batista band wagon.i bet tho you like a no talent lucky right place at right time hack like shawn michels.
Posted By: G.DADDY (Guest) on September 10, 2009 at 03:14 PM
