Even More Various News: Triple H Record, More On Shad Gaspard, JR Update, Awesome Kong Knocks Out Guy, More
Posted by Ashish on 10.22.2009
Thursday night news...
- Chris Jericho is set to appear tomorrow night at the Sacramento Horror Film Festival as they will be playing Albino Farm, a movie he is in.
- The 2010 Guiness Book of World Records lists Triple H as the record holder for most WWE Championship wins with 8.
- Awesome Kong knocked out a drunk man who was messing with her at the hotel following the Bound for Glory PPV on Sunday night.
- Shad Gaspard believes he got ill while coming back from Mexico, and that it got much worse on Tuesday, which is why he had to pull out of the Smackdown taping. The WWE doctor gave him a shot of Phenergan on Tuesday which apparently gave him cold chills, vomiting, and diarrhea. Some backstage thought he didn't want to do the job to Matt Hardy and exaggerated the illness because he seemed fine earlier in the day, but he said he must have done a good job faking being well if people thought that.
- Jim Ross, according to someone close to him, is not having any issues with his voice as it sounds fine.
Posted By: Guest#1434 (Guest) on October 22, 2009 at 09:54 PM
"- Awesome Kong knocked out a drunk man who was messing with her at the hotel following the Bound for Glory PPV on Sunday night."
Best story of 09, stupid bloke though.... I mean really.
Posted By: Brad (Guest) on October 22, 2009 at 09:55 PM
KONG KILLS DRUNKEN MEN!!!
Posted By: qwerty (Guest) on October 22, 2009 at 09:56 PM
The guy must have been REALLY drunk.
Posted By: Guest#8947 (Guest) on October 22, 2009 at 09:58 PM
I guess that fan didnt know that KONG KILLS BITCHES DEAD!!!
Posted By: dogpound7382 (Guest) on October 22, 2009 at 10:02 PM
Kong...kills...drunks...dead!
Posted By: nightshifter (Guest) on October 22, 2009 at 10:06 PM
KONG!!
Posted By: Litas Biggest Fan (Guest) on October 22, 2009 at 10:23 PM
- Awesome Kong knocked out a drunk man who was messing with her at the hotel following the Bound for Glory PPV on Sunday night.
20 bucks says it was Randy Orton!
Posted By: JD (Guest) on October 22, 2009 at 10:30 PM
Kong doesn't just kill bitches dead. She also kills drunk redneck assholes dead.
Knowing Russo, that guy'll cost her the knockouts title at the next PPV, though. Is it a work, is it a shoot, who knows? (who cares **cough**kimcouture**cough**)
Posted By: black hole of charisma (Guest) on October 22, 2009 at 10:31 PM
I guess that dude didn't know that Kong kills bitches dead
Posted By: da juice (Guest) on October 22, 2009 at 10:33 PM
- Awesome Kong knocked out a drunk man who was messing with her at the hotel following the Bound for Glory PPV on Sunday night.
Now that is all kinds of awesome
Posted By: Guest#8635 (Guest) on October 22, 2009 at 10:35 PM
Awesome Kong knocked out a drunk man who was messing with her at the hotel following the Bound for Glory PPV on Sunday night.
I believe it was Lansdell who stated "Kong Kills Bitches Dead"
Posted By: Viper Fontaine (Guest) on October 22, 2009 at 10:36 PM
Will Edge ever catch up with the son-in-law?
Posted By: who cares (Guest) on October 22, 2009 at 10:59 PM
- The 2010 Guiness Book of World Records lists Triple H as the record holder for most WWE Championship wins with 8.
Which means he's LOST at least eight...
Posted By: idiot savant (Guest) on October 22, 2009 at 11:13 PM
"The 2010 Guiness Book of World Records lists Triple H as the record holder for most WWE Championship wins with 8."
Looks like you can get in that damn book for anything these days...And as if it was an actual acomplishment, when your booking your own "W"
Posted By: hahaman (Guest) on October 22, 2009 at 11:14 PM
When I was vacationing in Chicago last year, I went to a Shimmer show. At intermission, Kong was asking which door she could exit, as she needed to get outside. I immediately responded, "Ma'am, I'm pretty sure you can go out any door you want." She responded with a short chuckle that made it clear she liked my response.
To this day, I think I gave the right answer.
Posted By: parliboy (Guest) on October 22, 2009 at 11:26 PM
Kong killz Shad
Posted By: ICON (Guest) on October 22, 2009 at 11:38 PM
And now we know why HHH insisted on getting a couple of token reigns the past year or so. Just so he could have that little record all to himself. What a pathetic, insecure bitch he is. Shawn Michaels, his butt buddy, only has four title reigns total, and yet is far more respected and legendary than Hunter ever will be.
But the Guiness book is a joke anyway. I remember a year or two ago, they listed Stone Cold as the guy with most title reigns, at six. You know, despite the fact that Rock has seven. I guess this was during one of those times Vince was still pissy about him going to Hollywood. And Guiness is too damn lazy to actually check out any of the numbers that are given to them. I wish HHH was still at seven, that way everybody could have bashed him when he was the only one in the book, which you know he would have been.
Posted By: Guest#7397 (Guest) on October 22, 2009 at 11:52 PM
Title "wins" or "reigns?" Cuz it was awarded to him before..,
Posted By: Armbarred (Guest) on October 23, 2009 at 12:08 AM
I bet she did it with a spinning backfist!
Posted By: JO (Guest) on October 23, 2009 at 12:28 AM
In shad's defense if he had phenegren then he likely had Gastroenteritis. I'm no doctor but I have had to take the medicine/had the sickness and there is no way u can function like that. I tried to play basketball and ended up hospitalized. I had no clue what was happening! And as for ol J.R. Get well and be safe...and there is no doubt that Kong Kills Bitches Dead
Posted By: the get some kid (Guest) on October 23, 2009 at 12:33 AM
My son and I found out about HHH's record in Borders. He spotted it and showed me. I wonder why there wasn't one for most world title for any federations.
Kong kills bitches (and drunk men) dead.
Get well soon, JR.
Posted By: Markster (Guest) on October 23, 2009 at 12:57 AM
Kong knocked out a drunk, eh? Poor Shad, no wonder he felt so sick after that.
Posted By: Guest#4396 (Guest) on October 23, 2009 at 01:17 AM
HA HA nice one Kong. Killing troublemakers dead.
Posted By: Guest#5310 (Guest) on October 23, 2009 at 01:20 AM
Yup, it all falls into place now, Sunday evening "a drunk man" messes with Kong and gets his ass kicked. On Monday Shad is feeling sick and on Tuesday he doesn't want to show his face on TV (also vomits etc.). I feel bad for him. Then again he must've been really drunk to mess with Kong. Unless he thought that was JT. Which would mean he was even more drunk.
Posted By: Huh... (Guest) on October 23, 2009 at 01:26 AM
"And now we know why HHH insisted on getting a couple of token reigns the past year or so. Just so he could have that little record all to himself. What a pathetic, insecure bitch he is. Shawn Michaels, his butt buddy, only has four title reigns total, and yet is far more respected and legendary than Hunter ever will be."
Yes, that was his plan all along. To get into the GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS. All those years of training and paying dues finally paid off!
There's no way he got those "token" title reigns because he brings in money.
Posted By: Seriously, dude? (Guest) on October 23, 2009 at 01:48 AM
HHH, the winner most title held, hmmmm
he is like Ric Flair, he cant hold on to title for a long time, so he is just a paper champion, the real champions are the great one Bret Hart, the immortal Hulk Hogan, The show stopper HBK, Sting, Undertaker
Posted By: REBEL (Guest) on October 23, 2009 at 02:38 AM
My son and I found out about HHH's record in Borders. He spotted it and showed me. I wonder why there wasn't one for most world title for any federations.
Posted By: Markster (Guest) on October 23, 2009 at 12:57 AM
Because this is just WWE's way of trying to convince the outside world what they have been trying to convince the fans for seven years: that HHH is the greatest, most dominant wrestler ever. When he breaks Flair's record, they won't show "WWE Championship" reigns, it'll just be "most world titles".
Posted By: Guest#6681 (Guest) on October 23, 2009 at 02:40 AM
The Guinness Book of World Records 2009 had a record for 'Most People Entered Into a Royal Rumble Match', and it was the 2008 rumble. How many entries in that match? 30 - the same as every year bar the first one.
Guinness World Records should just stay away from wrestling.
Posted By: Bimmy (Guest) on October 23, 2009 at 03:34 AM
Triple H has never "won" a world championship. He courted, dated, and then married into them.
Posted By: Paul Levesque Is a POS (Guest) on October 23, 2009 at 03:58 AM
With the WWE's current booking, the record will be broken by Cena one week, Orton the Next and so forth
Posted By: Guest#8939 (Guest) on October 23, 2009 at 04:13 AM
I wasn't ready, do over!
Posted By: Drunk guy at Hotel (Guest) on October 23, 2009 at 05:10 AM
are we sure this "drunk guy" wasnt cody deaner trying to get back into the chase for the knocked up title.
Posted By: tna, tna, tna!!! (Guest) on October 23, 2009 at 06:42 AM
Kong kills nerds trying to be funny dead.
I wish. Then there wouldn't be so many Dipshits flooding the comments section with the exact same unoriginal crap.
Posted By: Propagandhi (Guest) on October 23, 2009 at 08:29 AM
In the immortal words of "Smokey"..............."You got knocked the fuck out !" LOL
Posted By: Ken (Guest) on October 23, 2009 at 09:01 AM
The drunk guy was The Miz because he thought Awesome Kong stole his catch phrase.
Posted By: Guest#5634 (Guest) on October 23, 2009 at 09:17 AM
Get well soon,drunk man
Posted By: Neoplanta (Guest) on October 23, 2009 at 09:43 AM
KONG KILLS DRUNKIN BITHCES AND BASTARDS DEAD!!!
Posted By: Stanton75 (Guest) on October 23, 2009 at 09:56 AM
your winner AND NEW bouncer of the year... Awesome Kong!
Posted By: diz (Guest) on October 23, 2009 at 10:39 AM
Next TNA Pay-Per-View: Kong vs ODB in a Drunk Man on a Pole Match.
Posted By: RussoRiffic (Guest) on October 23, 2009 at 10:47 AM
Dam, I may have to go to that Sac Horror Festival now just to meet Jericho.
Posted By: APrince66 (Guest) on October 23, 2009 at 11:11 AM
"The 2010 Guiness Book of World Records lists Triple H as the record holder for most WWE Championship wins with 8."
ehh, someone should let them know its fake! (and by that I mean a scripted fictional TV show!).
Posted By: Guest#4559 (Guest) on October 23, 2009 at 11:35 AM
The Guinness Book of World Records 2009 had a record for 'Most People Entered Into a Royal Rumble Match', and it was the 2008 rumble. How many entries in that match? 30 - the same as every year bar the first one.
Guinness World Records should just stay away from wrestling.
Posted By: Bimmy (Guest) on October 23, 2009 at 03:34 AM
And according to Guiness, the longest Ironman match in history went 60 minutes.
Posted By: Guest#5387 (Guest) on October 23, 2009 at 01:39 PM
And according to Guiness, the longest Ironman match in history went 60 minutes.
Posted By: Guest#5387 (Guest) on October 23, 2009 at 01:39 PM
Actually the wrestlemania 12 match went to overtime, so that would be wrong.
Posted By: Guest#5336 (Guest) on October 23, 2009 at 03:22 PM
That guy must of been REALLLLLLLYYYYY DRUNK to the 100th power
Posted By: guesthehe (Guest) on October 23, 2009 at 03:25 PM
No one should have to job for Matt Hardy.
Posted By: Guest#7903 (Guest) on October 23, 2009 at 06:11 PM
