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On tap for the show is...
* Dennis Miller will guest host
* The 2009 Slammy Awards will be handed out
* Talent from all three brands will be on the show
* DX makes their first appearance as Unified Tag Team Champions
* Sheamus makes his first appearance as the new WWE Champion
* Superstar of the Year First Round Match: The Undertaker vs. Randy Orton
* Superstar of the Year First Round Match: John Cena vs. CM Punk
-Coming off the heels of TLC, and one of the most shocking upsets in wrestling history, we head into tonight's special three hour Monday Night Raw featuring the 2009 Slammy Awards. Dennis Miller hosts and we're getting a blockbuster mini tournament to determine the 2009 Superstar of the Year. This promises to be one of the better shows of the year so let's not waste any time.
-Live from the American Bank Center in Corpus Christi, TX
-Hosted by Michael Cole, Jerry "The King" Lawler, & Matt Striker
-Dennis Miller starts the show out at the podium with a monologue, complete with fake laughter from Cole and Lawler. This goes on, and on, and on, and on, and on. Finally after about fours he brings R-Truth and Jillian Hall out to present the first Slammy Award. After the obligatory singing joke we get to the first award.
Tag Team of the Year Nominees
D-GENERATION X
THE LEGACY
THE HART DYNASTY
CHRIS JERICHO & THE BIG SHOW Winners: Chris Jericho & The Big Show
-Jericho asks if we were expecting someone else, and says he could come out here and feign surprise but that would be ridiculous. He says he and Big Show were the best tag team of this year, and any other year. He wants to thank two different people. The first being the long forgotten Edge for being cowardly enough to get hurt, and then he thanks himself for being smart enough to pick Show as his partner. Show says make no mistake despite what happened last night they will retain…err…regain their Tag Team Titles soon. Jericho says that statement is prophetic as he is invoking his rematch clause, and they're doing so tonight.
William Regal, Vladimir Kozlov, & Ezekiel Jackson vs. Christian, Kane, & The Great Khali
Well it's random, but it works. Khali starts out with Kozlov, and his grappling attempts are shrugged off by Khali who puts down Vlad with a big boot. Kozlov tags in Zeke who runs into a back elbow from Khali, and tag is made to Christian. He delivers a crossbody off the top for two, but Jackson is right back with a backbreaker to gain control. Jackson fires Christian into the heel corner, and tags in Regal who sets Christian up on the second rope. Christian fights him off, and flies off the top with an elbow before tagging out to Kane. Kane hits the sidewalk slam on Regal, and heads to the top rope delivering a flying clothesline. Kozlov breaks up the count at three, and Regal tags out to Jackson. Zeke delivers a clothesline, but Kozlov tags himself into the match. Kozlov charges at Kane, but runs into a big boot. Kane tags out to Khali who finishes Kozlov quickly with the brain chop at 2:28. Really not much point to this one other than to put Regal's team troubles on display. Winners: Christian, Kane, & The Great Khali (Khali pins Kozlov-Brain Chop *)
-ECW General Manager Tiffany & Smackdown General Manager Teddy Long are out next to present the award for Breakout Star of the Year.
Breakout Star of the Year Nominees
DREW McINTYRE
SHEAMUS
YOSHI TATSU
ABRAHAM WASHINGTON Winner: Sheamus
-Obvious winner, but fitting after last night's stunner. Not sure the spinner belt has looked more out of place. Sheamus says he supposes the fans take him seriously now, and asks if Cena still thinks he is a footnote in WWE history. He lists Roddy Piper, Ricky Steamboat, Curt Hennig, and Paul Orndorff as WWE Hall of Famers who were never able to do what he did last night. He says that not only makes him Breakout Star of the Year, but WWE Champion. Sorry, but I'm not buying this at all.
-We take a special look at the nominees for Superstar of the Year which will be decided in a tournament tonight. CM Punk, The Undertaker, Randy Orton, and John Cena are your nominees.
Cody Rhodes vs. Kofi Kingston
Kofi has his shoulder taped up selling the injuries from the punt he blocked last night. Kofi grabs a side headlock, and follows with a dropkick. Flying clothesline connects for Kofi, and that sets up the boom drop. Ted Dibiase runs into make the save drawing the DQ at just :58, and Evan Bourne is out to run them off. Dennis Miller then announces that he is giving him a special Slammy for best announcement made by a guest host as he makes this a tag match. He even tells Jeremy Piven and Al Sharpton to "suck it" before ordering the ref to ring the bell.
The Legacy vs. Kofi Kingston & Evan Bourne
Bourne and Kofi take out Legacy with double suicide dives, and with that we head to break. We're back with Legacy in control. Dibiase locks Kofi into a modified half nelson, and then tags out to Cody who delivers a double axe handle to the injured shoulder. Dibiase tags back in and drops an elbow off the second rope on the shoulder before a kick to the ribs picks up two. Rhodes tags back as they continue to work over the injury with a series of kneedrops. Dibiase goes to the half nelson again, but Kofi armdrags his way out and makes the hot tag to Bourne. Rhodes tags in and gets a hurracanrana for Bourne, and he follows with his jumping knees for two. Dibiase makes the save, and then knocks Kofi to the floor. Bourne fires Dibiase outside with Kofi, but gets caught by Cody coming off the ropes who finishes with the Cross Rhodes at 7:15. I really, really, hope this doesn't mean Kofi is sliding back down the card. This was pretty fast paced, but not enough was shown to be worthwhile. Winners: The Legacy (Rhodes pins Bourne-Cross Rhodes **)
-Dennis Miller brings out the odd couple of Vickie Guerrero and Santino Marella to present the next award. Vickie gets some cheap heat with the excuse me's, and it works as good as any. She says there have been all sorts of shocking moments including her returning, and Santino works in some fat jokes.
Shocker of the Year Nominees
ORTON DDT'S STEPHANIE
BATISTA'S HEEL TURN
PUNK RETIRES HARDY
SHEAMUS PUTS CUBAN THROUGH A TABLE Winner: CM Punk retires Jeff Hardy
-A happy Punk comes out and screams he's the greatest of all time, but we're robbed of his acceptance speech as his Superstar of the Year match is next.
Superstar of the Year Semi-Final: CM Punk vs. John Cena
Punk is in the ring, and says there is a list of people he wanted to thank, but the people from Corpus Christi wouldn't be thoughtful enough to stay quiet long enough. He does thank himself, and runs down his accomplishments before going into his default straight edge promo. He says tonight he will become the first ever Straight Edge Superstar of the Year. Cena grabs a side headlock at the bell, and hits the ropes delivering a shoulderblock. Cena hits the ropes again, but runs into a spinning heel kick from Punk which gets two. Punk whips Cena to the corner, and hits a running knee. Running bulldog for Punk gets two, and he locks in an armbar. Cena powers out, but hits the ropes and gets caught in a GTS attempt. Cena counters into the STF, and Punk taps at 1:41. I'm not sure if anyone is reading this, because the internet may have just ceased to exist. Not much I can say that you guys won't in the comments section. Have at it, because in this case it's all justified. Winner: John Cena (Submission-STF *)
-Afterward Cena congratulates Sheamus for winning the title, and wants to apologize to anyone he let down last night. He says sometimes you can try too hard at something and be so prepared, and still fail. He says every time you fail its painful, and it causes sadness. Especially as he saw last night it causes disappointment. He says a man's character is not judged by how he celebrates victory, but what he does when his back is against the wall. He says there are some who were so offended by his actions last night that they might have lost faith in him, and he points out a "WE HATE CENA" guy in the front row and says he respects his decision to do so. He says he's not talking to them, but instead he's talking to those who are still in his corner. He says if you haven't given up on him, then he won't give up on you. He says WWE Universe is his everything, and he says what happened at TLC will never happen again. He says it is time to set the record straight, and his road to Wrestlemania starts now. He won't be stopped, and he can't be stopped. He says if you want a headline for WWE.com it's that he will not lose another match until he once again is WWE Champion.
-Dennis Miller joins an illustrious list of Guest Host's botches by introducing "The Show" Triple H to present match of the year. Triple H continues to show how awesome he is by thanking Dennis Milburn for that great introduction.
Match of the Year Nominees
WRESTLEMANIA: SHAWN MICHAELS VS. THE UNDERTAKER
BREAKING POINT: JOHN CENA VS. RANDY ORTON
EXTREME RULES: JEFF HARDY VS. EDGE
BRAGGING RIGHTS: TEAM RAW VS. TEAM SMACKDOWN Winner: Shawn Michaels vs. The Undertaker
-Obvious choice of course. Shawn comes out to accept, and Trips says if you haven't seen this match you need to see it. Triple H says he can vouch for how good it was, because he had to follow it and didn't stand a chance. Shawn says he's won the award the last two years, and despite the fact that he wasn't able to beat Taker that night he's proud of what they accomplished in Houston that night. Shawn goes to leave, but he comes back to the podium to say "Undertaker, I can beat you. I know it, and you know it. So right here tonight I'm laying out the challenge. You and I, Wrestlemania, One. More. Time." As someone who is already in possession of two tickets to Wrestlemania I approve of this.
Superstar of the Year Semi-Final: The Undertaker vs. Randy Orton
Only 3:19 on the intros. That's an upset. Taker hits a shoulderblock early, and goes for old school right off the bat. Orton counters by throwing Taker off the top rope, and goes to work with the stomps. Taker is back up and they exchange blows with Taker getting the better end of it. Taker hits the snake eyes, and delivers a running big boot. Taker hits a legdrop for two, and goes for the chokeslam but Orton kicks his way free and clotheslines Taker over the top to the floor. Taker pulls Orton outside and delivers a few blows before putting him on the apron and dropping a leg across the throat. Legacy comes out to get a closer look, but Taker walks them back up the aisle. The distraction allows Orton to hit an RKO on the floor. Orton slides back inside before the ten count, and picks up the lamest count out win ever at 3:17. After the match Legacy throws Taker inside, but their attempted beatdown fails miserably as they are quickly dispatched by the Deadman. Orton tries to attack from behind, but he gets met with a chokeslam. If you're scoring at home the intros were two seconds longer than the match. This means we get the match we've waited WEEKS for. Orton vs. Cena. Winner: Randy Orton (Count Out *)
-Dennis Miller brings out Vince McMahon to present the award for Guest Host of the Year. He says some months ago he had a vision to have guest hosts on Raw, and some have been better than others. That's an understatement.
Guest Host of the Year Nominees
BOB BARKER
SETH GREEN
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL
THE OSBOURNES Winner: Bob Barker
-Bob Barker joins us for a pre-taped message. Generic message from Bob, and he says "Go For It" at the end. Vince says since Dennis Miller if he had any ideas for a guest host. Dennis Miller suggests Bret "Hitman" Hart, and Vince says the last time Bret was here it didn't go so well. Miller asks the fans if they want Bret, and they of course answer in the affirmative. Vince just storms off. Interesting.
-Chris Jericho joins Dennis Miller in his green room, and sucks up to him. Miller sees right through it, and says Jericho sucks the vibe out of the show with his agenda. He says the match is still on tonight though because he wants Jericho's agenda put in its place. That place is anywhere but Monday Night Raw. Jericho promises to prove Miller wrong.
-Carlito, Eve Torres, and Chris Masters are out to present the next award. Masters takes off his blazer, and as Carlito introduces the award Masters rhythmically flexes his pecs. Funny bit as Carlito asks him to stop, and then says he can do it to. He asks Eve if she can, and he informs him he'll never find out.
Extreme Moment of the Year Nominees
KOFI KINGSTON BOOM DROP ON ORTON
BIG SHOW THROWS CENA THROUGH THE SPOTLIGHT
JEFF HARDY'S LADDER DIVE
HHH INVADES ORTON'S HOME Winner: Jeff Hardy's Summerslam Ladder Dive
-Matt accepts on behalf of his brother, and says he is sure Jeff is at home and thanks everyone for their support. Carlito asks Matt why he's accepting if he didn't win anything, and then attacks Matt with a cheap shot. Carlito gives a funny speech where he thanks God, Team Jacob, and everyone's favorite place Puerto Rico. Finally Masters puts an end to that with a Masterlock, and Matt Hardy is able to get a little revenge. Odd, yet effective segment.
The Miz, Zack Ryder, & Drew McIntyre vs. John Morrison, Yoshi Tatsu, & Mark Henry
These are some random thrown together teams if I've ever seen them. Miz starts out attacking Henry from behind after a distraction from McIntyre, but the control is shortlived as Henry responds with a press slam. Henry tags out to Morrison who heads to the top rope dropping an elbow across the shoulder of his former partner. Morrison hits a standing Shooting Star Press for two, but Miz is back with a right hand before tagging out to McIntyre. Morrison takes down McIntyre with a double leg, and delivers a stomp. McIntyre bails to the corner, and tags in to Ryder who demands a shot at Yoshi. Morrison obliges and the ECW stars go at it. Yoshi delivers a shoulder block, and then hits a spin kick to the side of the head which picks up the win at 2:08. Are any of these matches allowed to go past four minutes tonight? Winners: John Morrison, Yoshi Tatsu, & Mark Henry (Tatsu pins Ryder-Spin Kick *)
Fourteen Diva Tag Team Match: Mickie James, Melina, Kelly Kelly, Gail Kim, Maria, Brie Bella, & Nikki Bella vs. Michelle McCool, Layla, Rosa Mendes, Natalya, Beth Phoenix, Maryse, & Alicia Fox
Ugh. Shoot me now. And they're all wearing evening gowns to ensure this will in no way be watchable. Rosa starts with Mickie, and we're treated to some hair pulling and a take down from Rosa. Rosa fires Mickie into the corner, but charges into a foot and Mickie hits a hurracanrana. Mickie delivers the DDT, and that gets the win at 1:16. Sure glad that was 7 on 7. Thank God it was short. Winners: Mickie James, Melina, Kelly Kelly, Gail Kim, Maria, Brie Bella, & Nikki Bella (Mickie pins Rosa-DDT DUD)
-Goldust and MVP are out to announce the winner of diva of the year. Goldust says he's been known as a diva so maybe he should just take the award himself. MVP doesn't think that's a good idea, and Goldust says it was a joke. He says we have MVP on the stage, and PMS in the ring. MVP again doesn't think that was the best idea. Goldust shows himself out, and MVP announces Maria is the winner of diva of the year. Maria gives her traditional screaming "OHMIGAWD YOU GUYS ARE SO AWESOME" until thankfully Batista Kanye's her acceptance speech. Batista says the real award is screwjob of the year which goes to him last night. He's bitches and moans about it until security takes him away. That is one of those moments that makes you remember why you watch this show. Kanye Dave ftw!
-Abraham Washington, Tony Atlas, and Big Dick Johnson are out to present the next award. Abe is disgusted, but Tony thinks it's hilarious. Tony Atlas is absolutely freaking amazing. Abe tries to stay serious as he introduces the award, but Tony won't stop laughing. Atlas is so good he makes a Big Dick Johnson segment funny.
Oh My of the Year Nominees
CHRIS MASTERS PEC FLEX
SHAWN SUPERKICKS A LITTLE GIRL
MICHAEL COLE VOMITS ON JERICHO
SANTINO'S THANKSGIVING Winner: Michael Cole Vomits on Jericho
-Cole gives a ridiculous over the top celebration including humping Jerry Lawler, and he says with all due respect to his mentor Jim Ross the era of Slobberknocker is over. It's the era of Vintage and OH MY! Cole isn't bad when he's making fun of himself.
-Yet another hilarious DX commercial. Included in this one, HHH breaks HBK's toy ring, gives him a snuggy to warm up, and shows him video of Shawn getting beat by HHH. Hornswoggle arrives for more shenanigans and Shawn tries to beat him up. Instead it's him that gets caught under the snuggy and beaten down by HHH.
-Johnny Damon of the New York Yankees guest host's next week's Raw.
Superstar of the Year Finals: Randy Orton vs. John Cena
Here it is folks. The match you've waited all December for. Cena throws Orton into the corner right away, and hits a fisherman's suplex for two. Cena bodyslams Orton and delivers an elbow drop for two more. Cena goes for a running bulldog, but Orton pushes him aside sending Cena crashing to the floor. Orton goes out to get him, and sends Cena crashing into the ringpost. Orton fires Cena back inside for a two count, and stomps Cena in the midsection. Orton continues the standard Orton beatdown with a series of stomps and kicks to a fallen Cena. Orton goes for a bodyslam, but Cena counters and hits a blockbuster. He goes to the top rope and delivers the Rocker Dropper on Orton for two. Cena goes to send Orton to the ropes, but gets caught and Orton delivers the inverted backbreaker. Cena comes back with a rollup, but Orton delivers a clothesline for two. Orton goes for a knee drop, but misses and Cena starts his comeback. A pair of shoulderblocks are followed up by a protoplex. Cena connects on the five knuckle shuffle, and goes for the Attitude Adjustment. Orton counters into an RKO attempt, but that is countered into an STF attempt. Orton pushes him away, but walks into an Attitude Adjustment. That looked sure to finish, but Orton gets to the bottom rope. Orton rolls to the floor, and then out of nowhere pulls Cena out with him and delivers the hangman's DDT on the floor! Orton fires Cena back inside, but he's up at two. Orton sets up for the punt, but Cena rolls out of the way, and then delivers another Attitude Adjustment to pick up the win at 9:00. Very good match, and I'm slightly more convinced that we are laying the groundwork for an eventual Cena heel turn with what I saw here. I would have had him lose here after his vow, but hey it's not my company. Sheamus who was on the show for about 3 minutes total tonight comes out on stage and holds the belt high. Winner: John Cena (Pinfall-Attitude Adjustment ***)
-This was what you might call an "enjoyably bad show." Outside of the main event all the matches sucked, but the show had a lot of fun moments. Namely the comedy worked this week (Dennis Miller's painful monologue not withstanding). It could have been much better, but it could have also been worse.
Posted By: WWE Fan (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 07:40 PM
MILLER TIME!
Posted By: Guest#2103 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 07:44 PM
i guess this tourny is to further push cena v taker at mania. i just hope it will be a heel cena.
Posted By: Guest#6579 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 07:50 PM
~~~Slightly Less Mysterious says~~~
Sheamus loses the title tonight when Hornswoggle runs in during a title defense against Batista, spears Sheamus. Batista hits the Batista bomb. Gets a 2 count but the pin is broken up by Jimmy Wang Yang who hits Batista with a canoe. Batista chases Yang off and Hornswoggle hits the tadpole splash on Sheamus. Before he can get the three, Mark Henry comes out and picks Hornswoggle up, dips him in mayonaise and eats him. The ref is shocked by this. Sheamus, delusional from the happenings so far, school boys the referee. The ref dq's Sheamus, but Justin Roberts refuses to announce the match being over. Roberts hits the referee with Jerry Lawler's laptop. Lawler, pissed that all his porn (the thing that keeps him from falling asleep during the show) is destoryed piledrives Roberts. Sheamus attempts to leave the arena with the belt is hit from behind by Rey Mysterio. Mysterio pins Sheamus and the sign guy from the front row jumps the barrier and counts the three, before Rey Mysterio could be awarded the title, the sign guy hits him with the belt, pins him, counts the pin for himself and awards himself the WWE championship. After the match he peels off a face mask and reveals himself to be Zack Gowen. Gowen then removes his prosthetic leg and celebrates with the title. The leg magically transforms into Paul Roma and crossbody blocks him from the top rope. As Roma goes for a pin....MIL MASCARAS runs in, jumps off the top rope and frog splashes Roma and Zack Gowen and pins them both. He then removes his mask and reveals himself to be RVD.
And yes, It is a One Shot Deal
All this goes on while Jillian Hall sings the Demolition theme song and The Iron Sheik recites Chris Jericho's 1004 Holds.
~~~Slightly Less Mysterious has spoken~~~
Posted By: Slightly Less Mysterious (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 07:53 PM
God, everytime I hear Cole fake laughing it makes me die a little inside.
Posted By: Smarky Pants (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 08:04 PM
Goldust ftw
Posted By: berluk (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 08:04 PM
Haha...I'm listening to Dennis Miller's radio show right now, and boy did he ever bury the product. He said he's going out to host a wrestling show tonight, and that he's not a fan, nor does he endorse wrestling whatsoever. He said he's only going to make money for the troops and then, after a few seconds of trying to remember the name of the show (psst, it's RAW, Dennis) he called it the Slammys. Hopefully he'll be able to hide is utter indifference (with a side of contempt) for pro wrestling, otherwise it'll be a long three hours.
Posted By: Chief (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 08:05 PM
Steve Miller.... already used 20 words the crowd doesn't know in the first 4 minutes of the show.
Posted By: Guest#9502 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 08:05 PM
Oh boy, Dennis Miller is a shithead. Thank god there is a decent game on tonight
Posted By: Guest#3968 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 08:06 PM
wow this is horrible
Posted By: Guest#5099 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 08:07 PM
Did RVD Sign or was it a one shot deal?
Posted By: Greenie (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 08:07 PM
Who's this fuckwit, why does he THINK he's funny and why is he on my Raw? I'm 15 seconds away from turnin the channel, get a fuckin match or something
Posted By: Guest#4990 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 08:08 PM
Daaaamn Dennis Miller goin down in FLAMES....BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!
Posted By: Benny lava (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 08:09 PM
Goddamn does Dennis Miller totally suck goat balls. Does this asswipe actually think he's funny? This is a wrestling show. Shut the fuck up and leave your politics at home you douchebag.
Posted By: chucky (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 08:10 PM
That line on global warming was quite funny.
But seriously, there are far too many ignorant Americans that think similarly to this turncoat piece of shit.
Posted By: Chungles (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 08:10 PM
Man does that new "Nickleback" theme suck.
Posted By: educated savage (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 08:15 PM
DX vs. Jerishow vs. Edge and Christian in a TLC match at Wrestlemania! BOOK IT!
Posted By: ihaveaname (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 08:17 PM
Chungles likes lollipops
Posted By: Guest#5341 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 08:19 PM
possibly one of the worst opening segments in Monday Night Raw history...i almost fell asleep...
Posted By: ChrisRab (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 08:20 PM
KHALI CHOP!
Posted By: Guest#9468 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 08:24 PM
Miller bombs! HA HA!!!
Posted By: The Great Capt. Smooth (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 08:24 PM
Chungles favorite wrestler..the pujami playboy
Posted By: Sam (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 08:25 PM
god that dennise miller opening bit was terrible. I like bringing down Liberals but damn. That was unfunny. I get so annoyed by Cole and Lawler's fake laughter too. It's not funny. It brings it down more. I was embarrassed from watching it. I rather watch Buffy on old dvd's tonight if this keeps up.
Posted By: Guest#2477 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 08:30 PM
I thought the title looked good around Sheamus' waist, Rob. Looked like it was supposed to be there.
Posted By: Mike (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 08:33 PM
I hope Sheamus doesn't lose the title tonight
Posted By: cmY2Jpunk (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 08:38 PM
How dare Striker digrace the legacy of the late great Chris Candido and call Cody Rhodes "Mr No Gimmicks Needed"
Posted By: hateman (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 08:38 PM
Corpus has dennis miller and crowd don't find him funny how sad should had donik the clown he would have been funnier
Posted By: corpus christi tx (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 08:40 PM
This Raw by far...is the worst..I've ever seen...Sheamus? Really....WWE Alumni has got to be rolling over in there grave
Posted By: Ron Mexico (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 08:40 PM
2 minutes 28 seconds of wrestling in 40 minutes...I don't like those odds!
Posted By: Louwax (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 08:42 PM
Did Miller call the Ref a Nazi? or was it just me?
Posted By: Guest#5505 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 08:46 PM
TNA Sucks
Posted By: WWE Fan (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 07:40 PM
F.U.W.F! The W.F stands for WWE Fan, you work out the rest brother!
Posted By: Hulk Hogan (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 08:54 PM
To the WWE Fans:
If you are at a WWE Event ANYTIME in the next month or two, PLEASE chant "You're Not Over!" and "Who Are You?" EVERY TIME Sheamus appears with the Title. If not, then watch Monday Night Football in December, TNA ON JANUARY 4TH, UFC on January 11th, and "24" every week thereafter until either Sheamus loses the belt or RAW's ratings dip to around 2.0-2.5. It's THE ONLY WAY McMahonagement will get the message.
To Sheamus:
Nothing personal, but your time IS NOT NOW. Maybe it will be after a few years of solid push and buildup, but not MERE WEEKS after your RAW debut when all you've ever done up until that point was languish in the lower mid card of ECW and McMahonagement's developmental territories.
To McMahonagement:
Go to Hell. You've finally crossed the line. I'm not watching RAW tonight and may NEVER EVER watch RAW again. WrestleMania 9, King of the Ring 95, and December to Dismember are better than this. Hulk Hogan main eventing TNA at 60 years old is better than this. Indy wrestling promotions run by a pedophile are better than this. Even the worst crap Vince Russo came up with in WCW's dying days is better than this. Screw you. I'm done.
Sincerely,
A Now Former WWE Fan
Posted By: If Sheamus Wins, We RIOT (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 08:54 PM
I am attracted to Vickie Guerrero.
Posted By: Is that wrong? (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 08:55 PM
I'm going to be hosting RAW next week!
DISCO IS BACK BABY, YEAH!
Posted By: Disco Inferno (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 08:55 PM
Hey, does anyone know how to spell photosynthesis?
Posted By: Mr Irrevelevant (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 08:57 PM
Legacy vs Kofi Johnson and Evan Bourne should have been good...SHOULD HAVE...had it not had a 5 minute ad break in a 7 minute match! Fucking bullshit!
Posted By: Louwax (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 08:58 PM
I also like sucking dick.
But really, so many Americans (of Miller's new political persuasion) are so fucking intellectually behind the rest of the world, it's unbelievable. It's a saddening thought that there are actually people out there in America who believe WMDs have been found in Iraq, Saddam played a part in the 9/11 attacks, global warming is now a complete myth, and that Christianity *isn't* a pile of steaming dog turd. Morons. Go ahead and vent your inferiority complex-derived attacks on us 'Euro fags' you neanderthals.
Posted By: Chungles (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:00 PM
CM Punk is all alone. Where's Gallows?
Posted By: Guest#1253 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:01 PM
Dennis Miller? Aww dammit, I thought it was going to be Dennis Leary hosting. This sucks hairy mountain goat balls!
Posted By: Master Muggins (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:01 PM
Did RVD Sign or was it a one shot deal?
Posted By: Greenie (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:04 PM
I hope they get OJ Simpson to host RAW soon. They could rehire Snitsky and get them to yell down the microphone at the same time, 'IT WASN'T MY FAULT!'
I'm a booking genius!
Posted By: Dusty Balls Baloney III (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:04 PM
Wow...Punk got buried HHH style there!
Posted By: Louwax (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:05 PM
Wow... Punk getting squashed.
Posted By: Guest#4697 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:05 PM
Fuck Cena, fuck this show, fuck WWE!
*turns of TV*
Posted By: Guest#7493 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:05 PM
Jesus. Who did CM Punk piss off? From ***+ match with Cena a few weeks ago, a to this. And he lost a fucking DARK MATCH last night to R Truth. Sad.
Posted By: Ricky C. (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:07 PM
Tell me they didnt just bury punk in less than 2 mins
Posted By: JBL (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:07 PM
~ Slighty Less Mysterious isn't funny ~
Posted By: shut up (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:07 PM
Don't take this the wrong way Slightly Less Mysterious, but I think I want to have your babies!
Posted By: Yogi Flair (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:08 PM
God who's bag did CM Punk shit in? The last time Cena and Punk faced off he barely lost. This time he loses like a chump. What the hell.
Posted By: Mechalon (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:09 PM
I try not to hate Cena. But tonight he makes it hard. Kills Punk then delivers the cheesiest suck up promo of the year.
Posted By: aaa (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:09 PM
LOL CM punk thanks for showing up back to the midcard bitch....RAW gets 5 stars from me just because the IWC fanboys will bitch about their mancrush gettin dominated by the best in the game...awesome promo by the way NEVER GIVE UP
Posted By: rob johnson (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:09 PM
How dare Miller not know the name of the show he is hosting. I can tell him everything he needs to know about WWF wrestling. After all, I was on a few months back right before the second biggest PPV of the year, Summerfest.
Posted By: Jeremy Piven (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:11 PM
Whoa, did Cena just steal Tim Tebow's speech from last year?
Posted By: Official Manhugger (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:11 PM
Apparently, the Undertaker forgot to completely bury CM Punk... Cena just got handed the shovel tonight.
Posted By: Zach (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:12 PM
Oh boy Punk lost to Cena. Can't wait for everyone to start crying about him being buried.
Posted By: ThatGuyWithTheCommonSense (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:12 PM
Cena says he will not lose until he gets the strap back? Hmm... I wonder who wins Superstar of the year.
Posted By: Guest#4618 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:12 PM
Remember when Cena used to give good, edgy promos?...nah me neither. Tonight's speech reminded me of those 'moral' endings to 80s cartoons like He Man & GI Joe. Remember kids, take your vitamins, drink your milk and say a prayer for the baby Jesus, oh and remember...you CAN see me...right here (touches his heart).
Posted By: Louwax (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:13 PM
That line on global warming was quite funny.
But seriously, there are far too many ignorant Americans that think similarly to this turncoat piece of shit.
Posted By: Chungles (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 08:10 PM
Pretty sure you got it backwards assclown.
Posted By: Guest#9229 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:13 PM
F U Cena, F U WWE. Bury the most promising heel in the company.
Posted By: Guest#7821 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:14 PM
Shaemus as champion is just awful. He name drops all these legends that didn't have his title. Well guess what Shame'us? They all had a quintillion times more talent than you do.
If any of those people HAD held the title it would just make it worse. It really shows how far WWE has fallen from grace.
Posted By: Guest#8668 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:14 PM
Sheamus & McIntyre get pushed while Kofi gets buried.
Racism rears its ugly head again.
Posted By: Guest#4813 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:14 PM
Wasn't Shaq available.
Posted By: shone jones (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:15 PM
Isn't King Kong Bundy a comedian now? He has to be funnier than this, why not book him??
I am not much of a CM fan, but squashing him is just wrong- why build him up for 2 yrs and then do this shit?
Posted By: FUZEY (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:15 PM
So Cena buries Punk in 2 minutes...*Head Explodes*
Posted By: Guest#3708 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:15 PM
Dennis Miller = Worst Guest Host Ever
Posted By: Guest#6459 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:15 PM
We take note that Dennis Miller used big words but we still don't know what they mean.
Posted By: RAW Audience (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:16 PM
Fuck the bookers...one of the contenders of Wrestler of the year taps out at 1:44...fuck you...
Posted By: Guest#0265 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:16 PM
LOL the Miz last longer than Punk did against john cena i mean punk is overated he got pushed and failed now he jobs to r -truth in a dark match before the ppv and squashed by CENA life is good
Posted By: bob (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:16 PM
This hosts are "professionals" They get to pitch whatever cause that they are involved with, and they can not be fucking bothered to do it well. God this guest host idea was fucking terrible
Posted By: Guest#3049 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:16 PM
"the show" HHH
WTF botchaments
Posted By: Guest#0599 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:16 PM
This host thing is exposing how pathetic WWE is. Bringing in marginal "celebrities" like Dennis Miller, who completley look down on the business, is no way to try and pull in fans. The only non-wrestler host that seemed to get into the spirit of things was Shaq, and that's because he's a huge fan and it showed. No offense to Bob Barker, but he was terribly overrated as guest host. And as somebody that watched him as a kid hosting Price is Right, it was sad to see how old and out of it he appeared to be.
Didn't mean to rant. But somebody needs to explain to me what this host thing accomplishes, outside of showing how much contempt the rest of the entertainment world has for pro wrestling. You can see it in the way the hosts seem to be rolling their eyes the entire time they are there.
Posted By: Guest#3466 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:18 PM
Miller's hosting is going about as well as his monday night football stint.
Posted By: Captain Obvious (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:18 PM
Ya, I'm one of those internet guys who is going to bitch. I shouldn't because I knew Cena was going to beat Punk.
Cena beating Punk may have been the right decision. But a squash match sure wasn't the right way to do it. Damn it, Punk loses to R-Truth in a dark match last night and now he gets squashed against "Super Cena". After having great matches with Jeff Hardy and making the WWE some good money, he now jobs out.
Posted By: mogamer (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:18 PM
"Dennis Milburn"! Hilarious.
*This* is why I'll never understand the nerds of the IWC's hatred for HHH. Nobody is as comfortable on the mic as the cerebral assassin.
Posted By: Chungles (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:19 PM
'... he points out a "WE HATE CENA" guy in the front row and says he respects his decision to do so.'
Oh Pur-lease! I hate this constant sucking up to the crowd crap whether they like him or not Cena always spews. Perhaps if he spent less time trying to get everyone to like him and just improved on his selling and displaying a 'don't give a crap' attitude (see: Stone Cold Steve Austin) then the fans might get more behind him. Seriously they need to get rid of these ignorant writers as this 'I'm gonna be the bigger man and respect your right to express what you think' bullshit only belongs on low-budget cheesey soap dramas featuring increibly bad acting!
Posted By: RAW is SNORE (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:21 PM
that cena promo really made me tear up - I sure to do love that corny jorts wearin bastard
In all seriousness do we really need him to announce to the crowd that he won't lose for another 4 months? I mean talk about stating the obvious....
Posted By: Guest#1092 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:21 PM
Hey I still like Bryan Danielson, can WWE please make him a champ so I can start hating him too?
Posted By: I.W.C (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:21 PM
I hope the Undertaker refuses -> it won't be any better than it was. I mean what more could they possibly do?
Posted By: Guest#6260 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:23 PM
Cmon they could of given Punk a chance, not even 2 mins? A couple months ago he was World Champion now he's losing to RTRUTH in a DARK match at a PPV?!!!
Posted By: cmY2Jpunk (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:23 PM
Striker might make a few flubs and dumb things from time to time, but he is miles ahead of Cole and Lawler.
Why are these two constantly, incessantly, repetitively, superficially fake laughing? Cole especially pisses me off.
Posted By: WWE Title = Now Worthless (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:24 PM
Thanks Cena, the last thing I wanted to see is some worthless curtain jerker ruining raw again. (Wow, Vince has actually got me cheering Cena.)
Posted By: Dave (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:24 PM
Dear If Sheamus Wins, We RIOT,
You take wrestling too seriously.
Yours sincerely,
Posted By: Chungles (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:24 PM
This Raw by far...is the worst..I've ever seen...Sheamus? Really....WWE Alumni has got to be rolling over in there grave
Posted By: Ron Mexico (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 08:40 PM
I hear that! They should of put the title on me when I was feuding with Cena. At least my angry monster act was believable because of the roid rage!
Posted By: Ghost of Umaga (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:26 PM
Hey, does anyone know how to spell photosynthesis?
Posted By: Mr Irrevelevant (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 08:57 PM
Dennis Miller does.
Posted By: He uses big words sometimes (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:26 PM
Giving a microphone to the neo-con nutbar, Dennis Miller, AND burying CM Punk in 1:41? FU WWE!
Posted By: Mo (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:27 PM
"Punk taps at 1:41."
And with that im not even reading anymore, fuck this shit
Posted By: Guest#0996 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:27 PM
"I am attracted to Vickie Guerrero.
Posted By: Is that wrong? (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 08:55 PM"
Me too! :)
Posted By: I like 'em thick (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:27 PM
Kingston buried.
Sheamus & McIntyre pushed.
Racism in the WWE alive & well.
Posted By: Guest#4246 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:32 PM
OMG TAKER LOST HE IZ BEING BURIED BY ORTON WAAAAHH
Posted By: IWC (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:34 PM
If you could bet on WWE..
How much would you put on Cena beating Orton?
Posted By: Guest#7561 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:34 PM
Cena wants to be The Rock so bad he can taste it.
NEVER CENA.
NEVER WILL YOU BE AS GOOD AS THE ROCK.
IN THE RING & ESPECIALLY NOT ON THE MIC.
Posted By: Guest#4164 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:34 PM
TNA IMPACT LIVE! JANUARY 4TH 8:00PM SPIKE TV
THE RETURN OF HULK HOGAN
Posted By: Guest#3138 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:35 PM
I keep reminding people that I was World Champion more than once, but it's hard to hear me six feet under with all this dirt on top of me.
Posted By: CM Punk (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:35 PM
Wow!
Triple H was actually funny for once with that Dennis Milburn comment...
*craps pants in confusion*
Posted By: Yogi Flair (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:35 PM
I hope the Undertaker refuses -> it won't be any better than it was. I mean what more could they possibly do?
Posted By: Guest#6260 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:23 PM
Maybe not have Undertaker nearly kill himself?
Posted By: Guest#5978 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:35 PM
This..... is just.... beyond terrible.
Posted By: jonah (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:36 PM
Do you say Vintage twice in one match?
Win.
Posted By: Guest#6889 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:36 PM
Fuck the bookers...one of the contenders of Wrestler of the year taps out at 1:44...fuck you...
Posted By: Guest#0265 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:16 PM
LOL
Posted By: Guest#1647 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:37 PM
TNA Sucks
Posted By: WWE Fan (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 07:40 PM
F.U.W.F! The W.F stands for WWE Fan, you work out the rest brother!
Posted By: Hulk Hogan (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 08:54 PM
LOL. Does no one get that WWEFan is just instigating? To great success, obviously! :)
Posted By: Love it (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:37 PM
Taker/HBK II
BOOK IT FUCKERS
I'm so glad I bought those tickets yesterday...
Posted By: ausjimmy (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:39 PM
manhugger that is a perfect idea.
Lets bring Tebow in, hes got mic skills and is athletic. Nobody else is giving him a chance in the pros. He brings in ratings already.
Posted By: Dub Fan (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:39 PM
Sheamus costs Cena the final match to make it up to everyone for Cena crushing Punk
Posted By: Bill (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:40 PM
It's now becoming clear that the IWC isn't overly pessimistic, but the fact that WWE has become overly garbage.
WWE keeps looking for quick fixes but that's not going to work.
Posted By: Guest#1939 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:40 PM
Orton vs Cena, now theres a fresh match up
Posted By: G Dog (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:41 PM
"Heh heh heh heh, heh heh heh."
"Tee hee ha ha heh. hehe heh."
- Micheal Cole and Jerry Lawler
Posted By: Forced Laughter (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:41 PM
It's bad enough that Dennis Miller is a pretentious condesending dickhead, but the fact he doesn't like wrestling makes it worse.
Posted By: Karatgold24 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:42 PM
Vince just gave a shoot on the texas crowd! I guess they are pretty dead.
He should announce no more guest hosts that would perk up the audience.
Posted By: Guest#7592 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:43 PM
Randy Orton will beat john cena for superstar of year or will her :S
Posted By: matt prezi (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:43 PM
he**
Posted By: matt prezi (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:44 PM
Good, CM Punk fucking sucks. There are rumors that WWE will be cleaning house at the beginning of the year, releasing a bunch of wrestlers. I seriously doubt it will happen, but I would love to see the overrated IWC darling get the pink slip. Punk can take his chunky female counterpart, Mickie James, with him back to the indies.
Posted By: Guest#5716 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:44 PM
Is this punishment for CM Punk supposedly thinking he is better than Cena?
Posted By: Urinal Deuce (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:45 PM
Christ sakes? Why are these 3 hour RAWs so damn awful?
Posted By: Lonestarr022 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:45 PM
If Bret hosts, all shitty guests will be forgiven.
Posted By: Bryan Moore (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:46 PM
Remember when Jerry Lawler wasn't a pathetic has-been, and was actually funny? Yeah, I barely remember it either. McMahon gradually killed this guy's appeal after he came crawling back in 2001. I hope Sheamus beats the shit out of him again, to be honest with you.
Posted By: Guest#1050 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:46 PM
Bret screwed Bret? Is Vince shooting again? Or is this a work...
Posted By: Seemed like legit hatred (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:46 PM
IF they are so pressed for time they should have just done a Fatal-Four Way for the right to be Superstar of the Year! It could have build up a lot of anticipation for Taker-Cena if they booked it so that they never touched each other all match. Instead we get this crap. Thumbs emphatically down!
Posted By: G (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:46 PM
Bret Hart is suggested as a guest host, and everything is everything again.
Posted By: RD81 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:48 PM
That line on global warming was quite funny.
But seriously, there are far too many ignorant Americans that think similarly to this turncoat piece of shit.
Posted By: Chungles (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 08:10 PM
Turncoat..becuase he has a different opinion from your flamboyant ass. Go watch Chuck on TNA
Posted By: Guest#7891 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:49 PM
Was that Bret Hart stuff a shoot? Vince looked piss. And with no follow through promise of the Hitman as upcoming host leads me to think something fishy.
Posted By: Guest#7710 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:49 PM
This Raw by far...is the worst..I've ever seen...Sheamus? Really....WWE Alumni has got to be rolling over in there grave
Posted By: Ron Mexico (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 08:40 PM
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! IT'S TIME FOR A CHANGE!
Posted By: Ghost of Owen Hart (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:50 PM
I guess Barker was the only guy that would agree to do a pre-tape for them. Considering how many hosts seem to really want nothing to do with WWE, I'm almost shocked they didn't have Miller claim the award for himself. Being that, you know, he is the only one in the building tonight.
Posted By: Guest#9610 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:51 PM
July 4th TNA vs WWE,TNA will have the company killing fuckhead hogan,but wwe will have Bret "The hitman" Hart as guest host,i bet you ten bucks
Posted By: Edgehead (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:53 PM
The exchange between Miller and Jericho only yields one almost big word in cognizant?
I'm perplexed at the dearth of pedantry!
Posted By: I like big words (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:54 PM
"I am attracted to Vickie Guerrero.
Posted By: Is that wrong? (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 08:55 PM"
Me too! :)
Posted By: I like 'em thick (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:27 PM
I like big butts and I can not lie
Posted By: Sir Mixalot (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:54 PM
TNA Sucks
Posted By: WWE Fan (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 07:40 PM
You need to do two things..
1) Your role, know it.
2) Your mouth, shut it.
Posted By: Guest#7698 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:54 PM
That line on global warming was quite funny.
But seriously, there are far too many ignorant Americans that think similarly to this turncoat piece of shit.
Posted By: Chungles (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 08:10 PM
Pretty sure you got it backwards assclown.
Posted By: Guest#9229 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:13 PM
Amen. Chungles the gay boy doesn't like it when anyone makes fun of liberals and Miller has him 2-1 on IQ points......swordfighting euro trash
Posted By: Fred (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:55 PM
I havent watched wresting on TV for many years and stick to the major PPVS. I'll state that I have become a big UFC fan since 2005
Tuning into this evenings RAW I find it amazing how a show that used to be fairly entertaining can be so bland, devoid of any drama and any impressive wrestling. Tonights show is almost sureal. Its like they want some competition to get them motivated again. From what I've read TNA has a long way to go. Shame
Posted By: farleone (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:56 PM
haha matt striker during Jeri-show's speech
"why can't kanye west interrupt these two!"
Posted By: Guest#1010 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:57 PM
Whoa, did Cena just steal Tim Tebow's speech from last year?
Posted By: Official Manhugger (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:11 PM
I thought the same thing. That's proof that Cena is a total and complete cheeseball.
Posted By: Guest#9120 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:57 PM
Cena isn't The Rock, granted, but isn't this the exact same IWC who despised Mr. Johnson and couldn't WAIT for his departure some five years ago?
Am I missing something here?
Posted By: Tata Vega (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:58 PM
I know it was cheap but...
Jericho just beat Trips by DQ!!
Posted By: count it (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:58 PM
This is some awful shit.
Posted By: Guest#5574 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:59 PM
TNA Sucks
Posted By: WWE Fan (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 07:40 PM
F.U.W.F! The W.F stands for WWE Fan, you work out the rest brother!
Posted By: Hulk Hogan (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 08:54 PM
LOL. Does no one get that WWEFan is just instigating? To great success, obviously! :)
Posted By: Love it (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:37 PM
Let me tell you something brother! You better say your prayers and eat your vitamins because you won't 'Love it' when after I finish slapping your ass with the Yappappi Indian Stap, I yank this 12 inch python out and let all the little Hulkamaniacs run wild over your pretty little face and up your ass! WHATCHU GONNA DO WHEN HULKAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU?
Posted By: Hulk Hogan (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:01 PM
Chungles is my new hero even if I'm one of those pathetic americans.
Posted By: Dennis Miller (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:01 PM
For 3 hours of RAW without Hornswoggle, this isn't going all that well.
Posted By: Jericho will be missed FORREAL (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:02 PM
Christian with the most awesome crotch chops EVAR~!
Posted By: Guest#9741 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:02 PM
ugh
Posted By: Guest#4684 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:02 PM
This DX shit is beyond stupid - they can't even put a fucking match together? Clique is obviously running shit backstage and running the show into the ground.
How bout Randy Orton vs Cena match 1000 - CANT WAIT for CENA submitting Orton! Woo HOO
Oh and Michael Cole is the worst announcer in the world. Just hearing his voice and gay ass taglines makes me want to slit my wrists.
WWE SUX!
Posted By: CENA SMOKES COCKLES (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:04 PM
So wait. Jerichos thrown out of the building by ECW and SMACKDOWN stars. Fuckin genius writing again by these monkeys.
Posted By: JBL (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:04 PM
Me too! :)
Posted By: I like 'em thick (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:27 PM
Hey there Big Boy! So you like 'em thick huh :)
Posted By: Mickie James (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:04 PM
I love how they get those jobbers to dress up in DX crap.
Posted By: Guest#7767 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:05 PM
Oh that tricky DX
Posted By: Bill (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:05 PM
Turncoat..becuase he has a different opinion from your flamboyant ass. Go watch Chuck on TNA
____________________________________
I'd rather watch Chuck sucking on my DAB, thanks very much.
And he's a turncoat because his views are different to *his own* before he got money/stupidly succumbed to the post-9/11 patriotic overload.
Posted By: Chungles (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:05 PM
Cena isn't The Rock, granted, but isn't this the exact same IWC who despised Mr. Johnson and couldn't WAIT for his departure some five years ago?
Am I missing something here?
Posted By: Tata Vega (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:58 PM
The IWC has selective memory.
Posted By: shone jones (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:06 PM
SHAWN? TAKER? YES!!!!!!!!!
Posted By: Guest#3417 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:07 PM
Chris Masters moobs have become a cornerstone of RAW.
Eve Torres...... what a goddess........... mmmmmmmm, erm um what was I saying?
Posted By: Oh yeah, this RAW is failure (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:08 PM
LOL. Does no one get that WWEFan is just instigating?
Posted By: Love it (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:37 PM
As are 90% of the people who post on here.
Posted By: Guest#6709 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:09 PM
Carlito really shouldn't be spitting in the face of anybody, what with his HIV...
Posted By: Chungles (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:09 PM
This show looks like crap. Hopefully someone will jump in and interfere with the Cena/Orton match to become "Superstar of the Year." Edge? Y2J? Roma?
Posted By: Save.Us_Y2J (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:10 PM
This is more like The Source Awards.
Stryker. Is. A. Tool.
Posted By: Guest#4670 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:11 PM
I'm just reading the results, and I think I'm having internal bleeding from the descriptions. Way to take two people you've built up and are proven heat-magnets (Punk and Jericho) and bury them.
Posted By: Jed (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:11 PM
Coleslaw said Dibiase Jr!!! Is he fired yet!?!?
Posted By: Guest#5403 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:11 PM
Striker is racist" this is like the Source awards" he shows his true colors
Posted By: hateman (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:12 PM
They should bring out Chris Hansen as a guest host on RAW and restart the feud between Triple H and Randy Orton by accusing Orton of wanting to have sexual relations with Aurora Rose Levesque!
Once again I am a booking genius!
Posted By: Dusty Balls Baloney III (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:12 PM
"More like the Source Awards." - Matt Striker
Quote of the f'n night.
Posted By: Johnny Full-Time (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:12 PM
"This is more like The Source awards"
holy shit Styker is a genius
Posted By: Guest#6204 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:12 PM
Cena isn't The Rock, granted, but isn't this the exact same IWC who despised Mr. Johnson and couldn't WAIT for his departure some five years ago?
Am I missing something here?
Posted By: Tata Vega (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:58 PM
When you realise that the IWC is filled with a bunch of hypocritical idiots, you begin to understand them better. Every top star they seem to despise end up becoming icons. Rock is a great example of this, as he was despised by many online, but now people cream themselves any time he even teases a return. Basically, if you can prove you don't need the wrestling business, then people will give your verbal BJ's forever.
And every overrated talent they try and promote as god's gift to wrestling ends up crashing and burning. Look at CM Punk the last couple of months for proof of that. This is why WWE pretty much ignores the online wrestling community. Vince, as senile as he appears to be alot of the time, still knows what works with the casual fan more than the IWC ever will.
Posted By: Guest#0707 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:13 PM
He should have Dropped Randy Savage's name instead of Bret Hart I would have loved to have seen Vince's reaction to that, we may have gotten the real reason he hates him so much. I think that would have been gold.
Posted By: ChrisA (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:14 PM
Master's Titty Dance is the shit.
Posted By: Guest#1324 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:15 PM
TNA doesn't have to do much to beat Double Double E this week.
Posted By: Guest (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:15 PM
Carlito really shouldn't be spitting in the face of anybody, what with his HIV...
Posted By: Chungles (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:09 PM
Holy Crap! I hope he told Trish, Torrie, the Bella Twins and Rosa Mendez to get checked... or perhaps he caught it from one of them! The plot thickens!
Posted By: The Flaskmaster (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:17 PM
Did they forget to turn Ted babyface?
Posted By: Guest#7312 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:18 PM
Where's Bob Backlund to debate Miller when we need him?
Posted By: Dr. Julius Strangepork (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:19 PM
GIMME SOME KOOL AID!!!!
Posted By: Guest#5558 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:21 PM
YOSHI TATSU!!!
Posted By: OMFG! (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:21 PM
First funny line by Lawler in ages on Henry, anyone remember when he'd have at least five of those per RAW?
Posted By: Guest#7486 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:21 PM
I don't think Morrison would have as many matches against Miz even if they were on the same show. I get that they are trying to sell t-shirts, but give the man his coat back.
Posted By: Guest#5003 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:21 PM
July 4th TNA vs WWE,TNA will have the company killing fuckhead hogan,but wwe will have Bret "The hitman" Hart as guest host,i bet you ten bucks
Posted By: Edgehead (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:53 PM
Seeing how it is going to be in January and not July, I'll raise you a million against that bet.
Posted By: a winner (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:21 PM
During Vince McMahon's presentation of Guest GM of the Year, he asked the crowd if they had passed away before the show.
Does anybody else realize that the last time RAW was in Corpus Christi, the WWE canceled that show due to the discovery of the Chris Benoit murders/suicide?
Not sure if that was an intentional "joke" or not, but DAMN!
Posted By: Ace Bradley (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:22 PM
Wow, Striker not doing well tonight. Just said Miz/Morrison were unified champs. Granted, he screws up one line in 10 is a lot better than sounding like an idiot for 9/10 like those other two.
Posted By: Guest#5959 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:22 PM
Big Show dipped on Jericho.
LOL.
Posted By: Guest#8565 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:24 PM
"woo woo woo you know it"....kick to the face. lol.
Posted By: marc (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:24 PM
Dear If Sheamus Wins, We RIOT,
You take wrestling too seriously.
Yours sincerely,
Posted By: Chungles (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:24 PM
You take your gay Euro trash garbage too seriously, go to the politics section were you can bore everyone to death.
Posted By: Charles (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:25 PM
The season premiere of 24 can't come soon enough
Posted By: Some Guy (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:25 PM
Man, what is up with these 2 min. matches??? Are these guys tired?? Hurt?? You mean to tell me these wrestlers can't give us at least 10 min. of in-ring action???
Posted By: Damien (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:26 PM
Wow. The no name town in Texas has no fucking pop or heat. You can only hear that one screaming bitch the whole time. Someone needs to hit her in the back of the head with a thick book and let her bleed out.
Posted By: Captain_Snackpipe (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:27 PM
Fuck Cena, fuck this show, fuck WWE!
*turns of TV*
Posted By: Guest#7493 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:05 PM
go ahead and slit your wrists baby. But on a serious note stfu
Posted By: Guest#4204 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:30 PM
Anyone else see Layla have to be lifted into the ring by McCool after failing to climb in like three times? Glad I didn't take the dogs out to shit during the Divas match tonight!
Posted By: Johnny Full-Time (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:31 PM
I have been a WWE/WWF fan since 1996...I am 24 right now....and I can honestly say...This current day WWE is a piece of shyt..from the stupid storylines...and Triple Hasbeen and Hasnohair Kid running things...its painfully obviously.... a change is needed...
Posted By: Voice of Reason (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:31 PM
Shit that mean will have DX bury people at smackdown every week.
Posted By: Guest#5124 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:33 PM
What's an 11 letter word for a 7 on 7 diva tag team match?
CLUSTERFUCK
Posted By: Zakmann (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:35 PM
wow this is one of the worst raws i've ever seen
Posted By: chrisr (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:35 PM
Batista having a Kanye moment? At least Vince is closer to what's going on in pop culture than usual...
Posted By: Guest#3300 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:35 PM
i think this could be easily the worst raw of the year
Posted By: perry (the blacko rican) (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:35 PM
Hey Maria you good and all and imma let you finish but I got the biggest screw job of all time!
Posted By: Batista (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:36 PM
Holy shit Batista doing a Kanye spoof..
Man, these cultural references are pretty damn relevant. Not bad.
Posted By: Guest#6148 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:37 PM
tonight show isd barely watchable.....
Posted By: Daffo (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:37 PM
I know this RAW is really terrible, and right as I start typing away furiously about how awful it is...
...They bring in all the Divas. Oh man. Epic win.
I was really going to shit all over this RAW... but those Divas just looked so good...
Posted By: Yummy Divas are Yum (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:37 PM
man, I'm no commenter that's always negative by any means but I hope RAW picks it up on the 4th, otherwise it's a heavy dose Impact while checking in on Raw every now and then.
Posted By: cj (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:38 PM
this may be the worse show ive ever seen,ever.
Posted By: stupidyank (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:38 PM
Somebody please give Carlito and Masters a push!!!!!!!
Posted By: DJ (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:38 PM
Thank god the Niners are playing tonight.
But hell, at this point, I'd prefer a Raiders / Browns game to the Diva match.
Posted By: Spaz Monkey (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:40 PM
The matches are so short nowadays that I am actually trained to accept it- I was watching some 80's stuff the other day and a 10 minute match felt like an hour. Damn you 2000's wrestling!!!
Posted By: FUZEY (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:41 PM
Aw man, hurts me to say this but on to monday night football
Posted By: cj (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:41 PM
Anytime big dick Johnson is on the tv
Posted By: Epic win! (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:41 PM
haha the new batista shit is kind of funny - would have liked to seen a batista bomb on that fat ass cop though
Posted By: Guest#9406 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:41 PM
So..."BIG DICK JOHNSON"?
So much for the "PG-FAMILY SHOW Vince you piece of shit.
Posted By: Guest#1662 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:41 PM
man only 25 minutes left...and wow this show is just really terrible
Posted By: Guest#4308 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:41 PM
anyone else with me on this
the only good thing on RAW tonight = matt stryker
Posted By: y2jabba (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:42 PM
wow did cole just hump king? time to change the channel
Posted By: chrisrab (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:43 PM
Watching Vickie get a cake in the face may have redeemed this entire show
Posted By: Kyle (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:44 PM
Long live the vintage era!
Posted By: Oh my! (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:44 PM
wtf - did cole just shoot on JR?
Posted By: Guest#0454 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:44 PM
New 2010 RAW Formula:
10% Actual wrestling
90% Garbage hit-or-miss-mostly-miss comedy
Posted By: WWE (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:45 PM
stop letting cole speak,stryker and grishem should do both raw and smackdown.
Posted By: stupidyank (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:46 PM
I hate to agree with the easily butt hurt IWC'ers but this has been a horrible episode of RAW.
Posted By: son of pillman sr. (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:48 PM
Shit that mean will have DX bury people at smackdown every week.
Posted By: Guest#5124 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:33 PM
Psshhhhhh like DX will ever be on Smackdown...they'd have to work an extra day.
Posted By: Guest#3239 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:48 PM
was really going to shit all over this RAW... but those Divas just looked so good...
Posted By: Yummy Divas are Yum (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:37 PM
Most of the divas are butterfaces. Maria probaly didn't even finish in the top three in voting, but it's pretty obvious she is going to be the top female face on Smackdown now, so obviously WWE is going to give her the "prestigious" award. Once Mickie is jobbed out to McCool one more time, probaly leading up to her retirement/release, watch Maria suddenly start winning matches left and right.
Posted By: Guest#9931 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:48 PM
The only thing worthwhile about this show will be listening to Billy O'Reilly make fun of Miller for hosting when he shows up on "O'Reilly Factor" later this week. You know it's true.
Posted By: Guest#2321 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:50 PM
Maria? that has to be a fucking joke...fucking stupid
Posted By: Guest#1760 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:51 PM
Wow...this sucks.
Posted By: MydniteSon (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:52 PM
Almost made it through the show without Hornswoggle.
Almost.
Posted By: *Sigh* (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:53 PM
OMG They did not just make a DX Snuggie?!
Posted By: Guest#1935 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:53 PM
this may be the worse show ive ever seen,ever.
Posted By: stupidyank (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:38 PM
Obviously you didn't see Impact this past Thursday.
Posted By: CMatt666 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:53 PM
July 4th TNA vs WWE,TNA will have the company killing fuckhead hogan,but wwe will have Bret "The hitman" Hart as guest host,i bet you ten bucks
Posted By: Edgehead (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:53 PM
Yeah because Bret is still as relevant as Hogan these days that it will make a big difference.
Posted By: Guest#2598 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:55 PM
and now...our less-than-10-minutes-main-event!!!
whoo-ooo...
Posted By: Daffo (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:55 PM
Hook Em Horns? Yeah, okay, Roll Tide
Posted By: Guest (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:55 PM
this may be the worse show ive ever seen,ever.
Posted By: stupidyank (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:38 PM
Obviously you didn't see Impact this past Thursday.
Posted By: CMatt666 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:53 PM
no i didnt but now i do to compare crappiness.
Posted By: stupidyank (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:55 PM
And the winner for 2009 Worst RAW of the Year goes to...
Posted By: This one (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:56 PM
Impact doesn't have too much to overcome this week.
Posted By: You know it (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:56 PM
Who took the wrestling from wrestling?
Posted By: Glad I'm not watching this (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:57 PM
Tna got beat Raw in the ratings. Oh wait they never will. LOLLOLOLOLOLOL>>.
Posted By: Ja (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:59 PM
I can't wait for this four minute main event of Orton/Cena for the trillionith time.
That makes a grand total of 15 minutes of wrestling out of 180 minutes.
Posted By: That's just swell (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:59 PM
Didn't Bret Hart say that as long as DX is still on RAW he wouldn't be interested?
Posted By: Guest#6099 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 11:01 PM
Was it me or did anyone else here that chick freakin scream her lungs out when Cena was out. Talk about annoying
Posted By: Dave (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 11:01 PM
Cena isn't The Rock, granted, but isn't this the exact same IWC who despised Mr. Johnson and couldn't WAIT for his departure some five years ago?
Am I missing something here?
Posted By: Tata Vega (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:58 PM
When you realise that the IWC is filled with a bunch of hypocritical idiots, you begin to understand them better. Every top star they seem to despise end up becoming icons. Rock is a great example of this, as he was despised by many online, but now people cream themselves any time he even teases a return. Basically, if you can prove you don't need the wrestling business, then people will give your verbal BJ's forever.
And every overrated talent they try and promote as god's gift to wrestling ends up crashing and burning. Look at CM Punk the last couple of months for proof of that. This is why WWE pretty much ignores the online wrestling community. Vince, as senile as he appears to be alot of the time, still knows what works with the casual fan more than the IWC ever will.
Posted By: Guest#0707 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:13 PM
The Miz, Samoa Joe, Edge, and Nigel Mcguiness as examples of this mentality by the IWC.
Posted By: shone jones (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 11:02 PM
Vintage Shitty RAW
Posted By: Guest#6934 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 11:04 PM
Maria? that has to be a fucking joke...fucking stupid
Posted By: Guest#1760 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:51 PM
We are aware that its the WWE, and besides that, pro wrestling is scripted, so I don't know what you would expect.
Posted By: Guest#0351 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 11:05 PM
Remember; for those of you at home playing the Randy Orton drinking game, every time Orton applies a chinlock, take a shot!
Posted By: MydniteSon (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 11:05 PM
Will the promo for Marine 2 be longer than any match?
Posted By: Guest#9498 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 11:06 PM
Wow really, how can anyone say this crap is worth watching???
Posted By: Butters4Prez (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 11:06 PM
The Miz, Samoa Joe, Edge, and Nigel Mcguiness as examples of this mentality by the IWC.
Posted By: shone jones (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 11:02 PM
When exactly did Edge and McGuiness crash and burn? =\
Posted By: Guest#0897 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 11:07 PM
Wow really, how can anyone say this crap is worth watching???
Posted By: Butters4Prez (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 11:06 PM
Hardcore ETards will praise WWE regardless.
Posted By: Guest#6304 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 11:10 PM
Striker is racist" this is like the Source awards" he shows his true colors
Posted By: hateman (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:12 PM
It was a reference to the fights that have broken out while awards were given. Not a black joke. Who let you out?
Posted By: Qwerty (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 11:11 PM
This DX shit is beyond stupid - they can't even put a fucking match together? Clique is obviously running shit backstage and running the show into the ground.
How bout Randy Orton vs Cena match 1000 - CANT WAIT for CENA submitting Orton! Woo HOO
Oh and Michael Cole is the worst announcer in the world. Just hearing his voice and gay ass taglines makes me want to slit my wrists.
WWE SUX!
Posted By: CENA SMOKES COCKLES (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:04 PM
STFU KTHAX
Posted By: Guest#4201 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 11:12 PM
wow even the main event was predictable like always...when you have John Cena vs. CM PUnk and Undertaker vs. Randy Orton and then Orton vs. Cena in the same show how can you screw that up?! There was not one funny joke the whole night...the opening dialogue just sucked and I honestly can't remember what happened in any other match because they were way to short!!!
Posted By: Guest#1133 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 11:12 PM
Come on Rob. You don't really think that these DX commercials are funny, do you?
Posted By: mogamer (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 11:12 PM
Great, another "who the frag" guest host next week.
Posted By: Fenris (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 11:13 PM
man does the wrestling suck tonight.....3hrs and THATS all we get.
Posted By: educated savage (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 11:18 PM
Well looks like another abysmal RAW has come and gone and three hours of it at that. Thank God I was watching Superman the Movie instead, since it is the 31st anniversary of it's premiere. Ok from what Ive read here most of the matches sucked donkey dick. I can agree 100 percent on that. The Michael Troll segment sounds like what I call forced humour, and you had to sit through yet ANOTHER Orton vs Cena. And people say TNA is bad? I tell you some fans just make me laugh.
Posted By: RAW Critic (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 11:23 PM
The Miz, Samoa Joe, Edge, and Nigel Mcguiness as examples of this mentality by the IWC.
Posted By: shone jones (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 11:02 PM
When exactly did Edge and McGuiness crash and burn? =\
Posted By: Guest#0897 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 11:07 PM
The moment Jericho buried and got the Big Show as partner when Edge was injured for the umpteenth time and when Nigel lost his first match against Angle at Turning Point
Posted By: shone jones (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 11:24 PM
Every top star they seem to despise end up becoming icons. Rock is a great example of this, as he was despised by many online, but now people cream themselves any time he even teases a return. Basically, if you can prove you don't need the wrestling business, then people will give your verbal BJ's forever.
Posted By: Guest#0707 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:13 PM
Very true. Rock is a great example of this, as is Austin. Many people online were sick of him after the whole "What" thing caught on, and then he walked out on WWE twice, further pissing them off. Now, every wrestler is unfairly compared to Rock/Austin.
And no diva will ever be taken seriously, because to most people, womens wrestling died when Trish and Lita left. But when they were still around, the IWC thought Trish was overpushed, and Lita was a whore. Now, Lita is suddenly cool again, and Trish is still treated like the queen of wrestling, even though it's very obvious she has moved on with her life.
It's part nostalgia, part "you don't know what you had until it's gone". Rock and Austin, and Trish and Lita, were the pinnacle of male and female wrestling in WWE, but all four of them had big groups of detractors online when they were active. Goes to show you how good the IWC is at evaluating talent.
Posted By: Guest#3699 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 11:27 PM
Bret Hart is extremely respected even by non-wrestling fans. It very well could have been a shoot. Dennis Miller hates wrestling but probably respects Hart, just like a LOT of people do.
How does that happen? I'm not completely sure, I know Hart was a damn good worker (probably the best ever) but I don't know how that would apply to people that look at wrestling with contempt (like Miller).
Posted By: Guest#7693 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 11:30 PM
Never has it been more obvious that Matt Hardy can't draw flies...did you see the crowd when Jeff won the Slammy, and they thought he was there? Matt walks out, and the crowd couldn't have gone any milder. Unintentional hilarity is hilarious.
Posted By: Steve307 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 11:36 PM
Sheamus - Worst Champ EVER. Fucking useless.
JBl was better and that's NO COMPLIMENT.
CM Punk is overrated.
Posted By: Guest#6419 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 11:48 PM
Cena isn't The Rock, granted, but isn't this the exact same IWC who despised Mr. Johnson and couldn't WAIT for his departure some five years ago?
Am I missing something here?
Posted By: Tata Vega (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 09:58 PM
When you realise that the IWC is filled with a bunch of hypocritical idiots, you begin to understand them better. Every top star they seem to despise end up becoming icons. Rock is a great example of this, as he was despised by many online, but now people cream themselves any time he even teases a return. Basically, if you can prove you don't need the wrestling business, then people will give your verbal BJ's forever.
And every overrated talent they try and promote as god's gift to wrestling ends up crashing and burning. Look at CM Punk the last couple of months for proof of that. This is why WWE pretty much ignores the online wrestling community. Vince, as senile as he appears to be alot of the time, still knows what works with the casual fan more than the IWC ever will.
Posted By: Guest#0707 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:13 PM
The Miz, Samoa Joe, Edge, and Nigel Mcguiness as examples of this mentality by the IWC.
Posted By: shone jones (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 11:02 PM
LMAO oh man these tools are so freaking pathetic you feel sorry for them. Yes we know we know CM punk is awful and yet his title run with Jeff Hardy last summer was outstanding and actually increased Smackdowns ratings and oh yeah is still over despite "crashing and burning" ROTFL. How the hell moron did he crash and burn just out of curiosity. You know what has actuall crashed and burned is the quality of Smackdown but who cares right? When UT retires in the near future and is an actual talent and now the brilliant booking has led us to more Batista-UT matches you're right thank god for Vince Mcmahons brilliance. where the hell would he ever be without ass kissing tools like you two to put me in my place like saying CM Punk is terrible and John Cena is great while the ratings never go anywhere except when they book celeberty hosts that people may have heard of compared to Rocks days when he was drawing numbers that your hero Cena couldn't even dream of but yeah CM Punk probably came 10 years too late but looking at the ratings drop in those 10 years you're right thank god Vince mcmahon has you around so the company never reaches new heights because everything he does is so damn brilliant.
Then here comes this other tool naming Edge (actually had high ratings during his first reign), Samoa joe (a guy who can wrestle I know IWC bashers thats not what people want and actually puts on 5 star matches.) The Miz who despite the Cena burials is still going and I guess Vince didn't give up on him either.
Posted By: Paul E (Guest) on December 15, 2009 at 12:33 AM
Every top star they seem to despise end up becoming icons. Rock is a great example of this, as he was despised by many online, but now people cream themselves any time he even teases a return. Basically, if you can prove you don't need the wrestling business, then people will give your verbal BJ's forever.
Posted By: Guest#0707 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 10:13 PM
Very true. Rock is a great example of this, as is Austin. Many people online were sick of him after the whole "What" thing caught on, and then he walked out on WWE twice, further pissing them off. Now, every wrestler is unfairly compared to Rock/Austin.
And no diva will ever be taken seriously, because to most people, womens wrestling died when Trish and Lita left. But when they were still around, the IWC thought Trish was overpushed, and Lita was a whore. Now, Lita is suddenly cool again, and Trish is still treated like the queen of wrestling, even though it's very obvious she has moved on with her life.
It's part nostalgia, part "you don't know what you had until it's gone". Rock and Austin, and Trish and Lita, were the pinnacle of male and female wrestling in WWE, but all four of them had big groups of detractors online when they were active. Goes to show you how good the IWC is at evaluating talent.
Posted By: Guest#3699 (Guest) on December 14, 2009 at 11:27 PM
Rock was booed out of so many buildings throughout his first year Mick Foley thought he was terrible and even admitted it in his book so I guess the IWC is to blame for that too right einstein?
People have detractors wow welcome to the internet ahole you marks seem to be very new to all this since you can't believe anybody can be disliked yes there will be people who like someone and people who don't. Austin was hated by many for his wife beating incident and for throwing two hissy fits and walking off shows in his last full year as a wrestler thus earning his reputation. Lita was called those names because of her role in the Edge-Matt Hardy incidents and getting Hardy fired and the crowds as well as the big mean IWC let her know it so thats why she had that reputation. Oh and you know what all 4 of those had in common they were a huge part of the boom of the late 90's to early part of this decade so yeah they have a big place in history unlike probably most of todays stars.
To sum it up here is what IWC likes: Talent like CM punk who actually can wrestle and make you hate his style through promos which i know is a horrible thing to like and should root for guys like Sheamus who draws no reactions and crappy promo guys like Cena which is more like what these tools enjoy.
Don't worry tools no one loses sleep over your attempts at being smarter then everyone. Have a goodnight.
Posted By: Paul E (Guest) on December 15, 2009 at 12:43 AM
yes edge and CM punk man good thing neither of them had multiple title runs ROTFL yes Vince doesn't believe in them at all. When UT retires soon and the talent pool at Smackdown is like Raw where they had to pull Sheamus out of their asses because they didn't want to put anyone younger over then we'll see how smart Vince is. Tools your hero has booked your company into a corner they have no ready to go talent to put over and be in line in case someone goes down to tragedy or god forbid worse. You seem to be having a hard time grasping that but stick to your delusions its rather funny to listen to these days.
Posted By: Jon (Guest) on December 15, 2009 at 12:47 AM
This was a good Raw progression on the Road to WrestleMania but if they dont come out with bright flashing lights the morons of the IWC cant see that. Anyway Cena just rules all the way he reversed Punk was great and before I get flamed I like Punk and no I m not a 12 year old girl TNAholes I m 28 straight and a proud member of the Cenation that will DESTROY TNA I hope it dies I hope TNA fans stop watching WWE. I hate TNA I turned on the beginning last year and all the shit Michaels and HHH get for being old but man does DIESEL (yes everyone is always at their best when the work for WWF/E) looked really bad and for him to "RUN" the show was eerily similar to 2000 WCW. TNA 2002-2012 at the longest. We brought back OUR people Gail Kim Christian R-Truth (like 98 when we got XPAC Bossman and Jarrett back) Now in 2010 we raid their roster like 99 (Jericho big Show) TNA is done son SUCK IT IWC I m done posting or reading until TNA DIES which I hope is sooner than 2012.
Posted By: Radtke (Guest) on December 15, 2009 at 01:05 AM
With the exception of Bob Barker and Seth Green, the best hosts of Raw were the wrestling legends. So I say less cheap celebrities and more Rock, Austin, Steamboat, Savage, Flair, Bret Hart; you know, former wrestling celebrities who have WWE credibility that could increase ratings by their guest appearances.
Posted By: Kristian (Guest) on December 15, 2009 at 01:26 AM
"Haha...I'm listening to Dennis Miller's radio show right now, and boy did he ever bury the product. He said he's going out to host a wrestling show tonight, and that he's not a fan, nor does he endorse wrestling whatsoever. He said he's only going to make money for the troops and then, after a few seconds of trying to remember the name of the show (psst, it's RAW, Dennis) he called it the Slammys."
Dennis Miller would probably say that even if he actually was a wrestling fan IF he thought denying being a fan and mocking wrestling was in the best interest of his "career". I'm not saying he is a fan though.
Posted By: Hal Jordan (Guest) on December 15, 2009 at 02:15 AM
my mom always taught me to say nothing if I had nothing good to say with that said RAW sucked.
Posted By: trey (Guest) on December 15, 2009 at 02:55 AM
I will never get tired of the tony atlas ed mcmahon schtick.
Posted By: gagnefan (Guest) on December 18, 2009 at 02:17 PM
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