The Pre-Pre-Show:
- To get you in the mood for the show, here is AJ Styles vs. Abyss from Lockdown 2005. A hell of a match right here kids, enjoy…
The Pre-Pre-Show:
That's right kids, I am back for some recap duty this evening. I will most quickly, I will post results, and then when I post the complete report add in star ratings. That should keep things efficient, and it is the way I have always done it.
I am looking forward to the show, the TNA Title, Ultimate X, Ladder and Anderson vs. Angle should all be good matches. If those matches deliver, the ones we expect to be bad stay short, and the others work hard, we could have a very good PPV on our hands.
-Welcome to TNA Destination X 2010! The X-Division takes center stage with the X-Division title on the line, a four way ladder match and the 19th installment of the Ultimate X Match!
-Mike Tenay and Taz are our announcers.
Ladder Match (For A Shot At The TNA X-Division Title): Kazarian vs. Daniels vs. Amazing Red vs. Brian Kendrick
To win, theyhave to climb the ladder for the contract, which will make them the #1 contender for the X-Division Title.
The bell sounds and Kendrick is tossed and Red and Kaz work over Daniels. Red and Kendrick to the floor, and then Kaz and Daniels go to the floor. Red takes the time to alert air traffic control with a cool spinning plancha. Kendrick brings in the ladder already and he and Kaz brawl. To the floor they go as Red and Daniels now look to climb. Red slides under the ladder and then dropkicks it into Daniels' face. Kendrick tosses him to the floor, climbs, but red back in and pulls him off. Kendrick slams him to the corner, kicks him in the face and then Kaz misses Kendrick and lands on the ladder. Ouch. Kendrick and Daniels brawl, STO by Daniels. He grabs the ladder, and it is time for the TERRY FUNK NECK TIE~! Red then gets a drop toehold and Daniels eats ladder. Red and Kendrick alone in the ring now, Red tossed to the floor and now Kendrick attacks Kaz. He grabs the ladder, puts it between the ring and barrier to make a nice landing pad and then battles with Kaz. Kaz then gutbusters Kendrick onto the ladder. Kaz now laid on the ladder and Daniels gets the SPLIT LEGGED MOONSAULT~! Daniels stands on the ladder to celebrate and Red gets a RANA and sends Daniels to the floor! Kaz and Red battle in the ring, up top of the ladder they go and Kendrick shoves the ladder and Kaz crotches himself as Red lands gut first on the ropes. Daniels slams Kaz into the ladder, and then as Daniels misses the ladder shot, Kaz gets a slingshot leg drop onto Daniels, who was on the ladder. Daniels lays on the ladder in the corner, Kendrick back in and kicks Kaz. He has another ladder, and Kaz smashes the ladder into Kendrick. Red kicks the ladder into Kaz, Daniels decapitates Red with a clothesline and props a ladder in the corner. Slams Rd onto it, and then rights to Kaz. Tries a suplex, and Kendrick nails them with another ladder. Sets it up, climbs, Kaz cuts him off and then Daniels backdrops Kaz onto the ladder in the corner. Enziguri by Kendrick to Daniels. As Kendrick goes to climb, he gets tossed off into another ladder. Kaz then POWERBOMBS Daniels onto the ladder in the corner! Kaz climbs, as does Kendrick. They trade rights, and then pull each other off. Red back in, dropkick to Kendrick in the corner, and then charges, but gets tossed to the floor. Kaz and Kendrick trade rights, a kick by Kaz, counters sliced bread and looks to climb. Daniels is up, stunner by Red on Kaz. SLICED BREAD by Kendrick on Red! DVD by Daniels on Kendrick! Right by Red to Daniels, gets another ladder and sets it up with the other one. Daniels and Red climb, URANAGE OFF OF THE LADDER BY DANIELS! Daniels traps Red in the ladder, Kaz springboards onto the ladder, knocks of Kendrick, Daniels up and Kaz dumps him off as he hung on the ladder. Kendrick tries to grab the contract, but Kaz knocks him off and grabs it for the win!
OFFICIAL RESULT
: Kaz @ 13:00
-Taz and Tenay put over the effort of the guys, and discuss the rest of the card.
-Ric Flair's music hits and he is brought out in a wheel chair. He is not a happy camper, and says not to WOOO him. You should bow down to him instead. He is Ric Flair, 16 time world champion. And now look at him, this is not funny. He has fallen off of cages, slammed off of ladders, thrown through tables and crashed in an air plane, but has never been in a wheel chair. He came to TNA for action, and right now, he is not getting any. The people that are responsible for this are Hogan and Abyss. Tonight, the Abyss and Hogan pay the price for doing this to him. You respect him, Woooo!
-Abyss and Hogan are backstage. Hogan says Abyss has it all, and the power of the Abyss-a-maniacs are like nothing he ever saw. Abyss says when he put Flair through the ramp, it felt good, he feel the energy. Hulk says not to be afraid of the power. Hogan says the gold on his finger will allow him to have gold around his waist. Bischoff shows up with a hat on, due to the shaved head. Hogan says that Bischoff needs to not make things personal. Bischoff says he will be professional.
-Tara celebrates with the fans and then in the ring, but she discovers that Poison, the spider, is missing. Daffney stole it. Spider on a pole match anyone?
-Christy Hemme is with Brutus Magnus, who is now known as MAGNUS. He says he brought Big Rob into TNA to get coffee for him, but Rob had to go and win a title. Magnus plans to beat him and show that Rob is in over his head, he will destroy the monster he created.
-Christy Hemme is with the Machineguns. They say that Generation Me has more balls than brains. They are kids, trying to compete on a man's level. When they go to bed, spooning and dry humping their Sponge Bob pillows, they will cry themselves to sleep due to the beating that they will receive tonight. Shelley says they are glad Gen Me beat them, and they are glad. Gen me has their Hardy Boyz starter kit, but tonight, they step into a match that was made for the Guns. Nothing will keep them from their destiny tonight.
Ultimate X Match (For A Shot At The TNA Tag Team Titles): The Motor City Machine Guns (Sabin and Shelley) vs. Generation Me (Max and Jeremy)
The big red X is hanging, which is what they will go for instead of a contract. Say a prayer that it doesn't fall. Generation Me is back to their 1997 Hardy Boyz tights.
The Guns try to climb early, but that fails. Quick combos and Gen Me gets the advantage. Slick double team moves by Gen Me, they work to climb, Sabin stops them, Shelley trips up Max, and Sabin kills Jeremy with a kick. Double teams by the Guns now, Camel Cutch dropkick follows and now Shelley with the Indian Deathlock on Jeremy, max in and Shelley gets a abdominal stretch along with the deathlock as Sabin tries to climb. Sabin stopped, ands then they get a springboard DOOMSDAY Cross Body onto Max! Jeremy in the ring, climbs now, Sabin pulls him down ands choke shim out in the corner. Shelley in, they try to double team him, but Jeremy with the lucha arm drag stops that. Up top as Jeremy climbs, but the Guns pull him down, round kicks follow ad the Guns remain in control. They strategize, toss Jeremy to the corner, and work him over. As they continue to work him over, Max flies in with a duel missile dropkick. The Guns to the floor, SUICIDE DIVE by Jeremy onto the Guns! Max looks to climb for the X now, he starts to cross, Sabin misses the dropkick, but Shelley pulls him off. SPEAR by max, double team splashes by Gen Me! Sabin them kicks Max's face off, SICK X-Factor by Jeremy, and an Asai moonsault to the floor onto Shelley! Everyone is down, working to their feet, Jeremy climbs and shimmies himself across. Max and Sabin in, kicks by Sabin, jumps off of the back of max and SPEARS Jeremy off of the cables! Max works to his feet, looks to climb now and Sabin runs, leaps to the corner and gets tossed off. Max climbs, Shelley on the shoulders of Sabin, and into a TORNADO DDT! Sabin KILLS Jeremy with a clothesline, but Max gets the wheelbarrow and everyone is down again! They all go to corners and work to climb the cables. Max across first, Shelley across now and Jeremy works his way over. They work into the middle and Sabin is there now. Shelley and Max to the mat, everyone down to the mat and SUPERKICK BUFFET by Gen Me! SICK corner powerbomb onto Shelley, Dive onto Sabin! They get Shelley, the Guns stop More Bang for your Buck, and a belly to belly by Shelly sends Jeremy into Max, who is in the tree of woe! Sabin and Shelley set Max on top, DOOMSDAY SLICED BREAD #2~! Sabin climbs the cables, Jeremy is up as well, they get to the center, Jeremy is kicked off and Sabin gets the X!
OFFICIAL RESULT: The Motor City Machineguns @ 12:00
-Jeremy Borash is with Waltman and Hall. Borash runs down the stips of the match, and Waltman laughs at him. Hall has the old school black and red on, and looks better than I though the would. Hall says that Nash and Young need to prove it, and tomorrow, they will be on Impact, with their high paid contracts. Waltman says they will go through anyone to get the contracts, their asses are grass, and they will smoke them!
Kevin Nash and Eric Young vs. Scott Hall and Sean Waltman (If Scott Hall and Sean Waltman win, they get TNA contracts)
Nice touch here as Waltman and Hall get no entrance music, I appreciate small things like that. Hall busts out the "HEY YO" for some old school goodness. Survey time. How many people want to see Pac and Hall with contracts? The crowd shits on them, one more for the bad guys. Ad here come Nash and EY.
Waltman and EY to kick things off. Lock up, to the corner and they work around the ropes. Rights by Waltman, EY back with rights of his own, side headlock now by Waltman. Off the ropes, shoulder block by Waltman, but a Thesz Press by EY, slams Waltman's head to the mat. Hall with a cheap shot, spin kick by Waltman gets 2. Tag to Hall, crotch chops by EY, and then Hall with the arm bar and shoulder rams. Paint brush shots by Hall, catches EY, Sack of shit slam by Hall and a tag back to Waltman. Chops by Waltman in the corner, rights by EY, off the ropes and they blow a backdrop spot. Waltman tosses EY to the floor, and Waltman with a senton dive to the floor! EY catches Waltman, and then crotches him onto the steel post. Hall over to help and clotheslines EY. EY rolls back in, tag to Hall, slaps to EY, off the ropes and a sleeper by Hall. EY escapes, gets a sleeper of his own now. Hall elbows out, and a back suplex allows him to escape and BOTH men are down. Tag to Nash, but the ref didn't see it. Waltman looks under the ring and yells WHERE THE FUCK IS IT? He grabs spray paint, and sprays EY in the FACE! They double team EY, the ref just stands there, tag to Nash. Powerbomb on EY, so surprised. Nash then rolls him to the corner, and tags him in. X-Factor by Waltman. Hall gets the Edge and they both pin EY.
OFFICIAL RESULT: Scott Hall and Sean Waltman @ 7:00 via pin
-They get spray paint and spray a body outline on the mat, ala a crime scene. The crowd chants same old shit. And the old school Wolfpack music plays.
-JB is with Kurt Angle. Angle holds up the bloody medal, and a picture of Anderson. He then lights it on fire. It's damn real.
Williams takes Moore to the ground right away a she wants to keep him grounded. Drop toehold now, side headlock follows and Moore escapes. Uppercuts by Williams, off the ropes and arm drags by Moore. Atomic drop follows, and then a leg drop and cover for 2. Shoulder blocks in the corner by Moore, and Moore then flies off of the top with a RANA and covers for 2. Williams set on the top rope, Moore up and Williams counters and crotches Moore. Williams lays the boots to Moore, and then works the cravat. Knee lift by Williams follows, and a cover for 2. Another cravat by Williams, elbows by Moore, head butt to the gut by Williams, and a gut wrench suplex follows. Charging knee by Williams in the corner, lays the boots to him again, rights by Moore, but Williams just beats him down. Forearm strikes in the corner by Williams, the ref breaks it up, rights by Moore again, off the ropes and a bulldog by Moore. Spinkick follows, a dropkick after that and then the twisting moonsault by Moore from the top. Baseball slide by Moore, Williams to the floor, up top goes Moore, and a moonsault all the way to the floor connects. Williams grabs something from under the ring, a brick perhaps, and then hits Moore with it. 1…2…3.
OFFICIAL RESULT: Doug Williams @ 6:00 via pin Rating:
-Moore is busted open as Williams says he never deserved the title shot. Williams mocks the acrobats that call themselves wrestlers, but he is what the X-Division should be, technical wrestling, hold and counter hold, catch as catch can! That is why he brings prestige to the title and the division. Moore belongs in the circus with the clowns. Williams wants to help with his makeup and grabs a purse from a lady at ringside. He then gives Moore a makeover. The crowd chants for RVD, but he isn't there.
OFFICIAL RESULT: Morgan and Hernandez @ 11:00 via pin
-After the match, Morgan delivers the carbon footprint to Hernandez. He poses with both titles.
Kurt Angle vs. Mr. Anderson
Anderson is wearing a shirt that says "Pro Wrestling is real, people are fake."
The bell rings and they are so angry with each other after weeks of beat downs, that they lock up and Angle works a side headlock on the mat. Anderson works to his feet, to the corner and they separate. Lock up, and more of the same as Angle takes Anderson to the mat with the headlock. To the feet, off the ropes and a shoulder block and another headlock takedown by Angle. Anderson up, to the corner and they break. Angle tells Anderson to grab a headlock, and stands there. Taz tells him not to do it, Anderson in and grabs the headlock. Angle tosses him off to the ropes. Angle offers the headlock again, and Angle tosses him away yet again. Angle gives him another chance, and Anderson gets smart and knees Angle in the gut. Side headlock by Anderson, and Angle gets a back suplex and drops Anderson on his head. Sup Ken? Irish whip by Angle and then a backdrop and cover for 2. To the corner again, mounted punches by Angle, 10of them, and then a boot and snap suplex and cover for 2. To the corner, a boot by Anderson, up top he goes, Angle over and he drops down and snaps the arm of Angle over the top rope. Single arm DDT by Anderson and rights follow. Anderson lays the boots to Angle, boots to the gut follow and Anderson is in control. Anderson slams Angle to the corner and then covers for 2. Anderson works a top wristlock on the mat and working for covers. Anderson slams the arm to the mat and then slams Angle into the steel post and covers for 2. Anderson works the arm with the old school arm bar, Angle with rights to escape, off the ropes, shoulder block to Anderson, but it was with the bad arm and now both men are down. Clotheslines by Angle with the good arm, overhead belly to belly connects as well and a cover for 2. Boot to the shoulder by Anderson ,but Angle with another clothesline gets 2. Anderson counters the Angle slam, kamikaze roll follows and a cover gets 2. Crowd not really into the match at this point. Angle counters the mic check, GERMAN suplex follows. A second, and now a third! STRAPS ARE DOWN! ANGLE SLAM connects! 1..2..NO! Ankle lock try, looks to lock it in, has it, but Anderson roLls out, almost a ref bump, but Anderson low blows Angle. MIC CHECK connects. 1…2…NO! He even had the trunks. Anderson argues with the ref, and then slams Angle to the corner. Sets Angle up top, rights by Anderson, goes up top with Angle, super mic check try, Angle tosses Anderson to the mat, FROG SPLASH by Angle! 1…2..NO! Anderson counters the Angle slam, and then Anderson ducks and Angle clotheslines the referee. Angle slam by ANDERSON, but the ref is down. Anderson Is not happy, rolls to the floor and looks under the ring, but can't find what he wants. He then tells a guy to get up and takes his chair. In the ring with the chair he goes, but then tosses it to the floor. He grabs the Army Medal and kisses it. Angle avoids the shot and KILLS Anderson with a release German! Angle has the medal, the ref is down, and he CARVES UP Anderson for revenge! Anderson is bleeding and Angle with wild rights to beat the hell out of Anderson. Anderson tries to escape, Angle grabs him, Ankle lock! He works for the ropes, Angle pull shim back and grapevines the leg, Anderson pushes out some more blood ala Austin at WM 13, and then taps.
OFFICIAL RESULT: Kurt Angle @ 18:00 via submission
-Anderson calls for him mic and tells Angle people are fake. You are not an American hero, or a real gold medallist. And you're not a real American. Anderson tried to have a "straight up match" with him, and Angle cheated to get the win. And now, while the people think that you will go and rest easy, Anderson knows that the only thing Angle will do is lay in bed, looking at the ceiling, and will only think "Anderson... Anderson… Anderson… Anderson… Anderson…"
-Christy Hemme is with AJ Styles. AJ says his strategy will be the same as it has been for months, win at all costs. He will also make Abyss pay for what he did to Ric Flair. AJ plans to hold the title at the end of the night, styling and profiling.
-JB is with Abyss. Abyss says AJ should be confident, but he doesn't understand that they are from different sides of the same coin. AJ has Flair, but he has the power of Hulkamania. Abyss says they are finally here, for the title, and when he is done, there will be nothing left of AJ. Whatcha gonna do, when Abyss-a-mania and the power of the Hulkamaniacs runs wild, and crazy on you?
Abyss attacks during the announcements, and beats AJ down. Abyss has more red and yellow in his outfit, and slams AJ down. Chops by AJ, but Abyss says piss off and shoulder blocks AJ to the ramp. Abyss follows, rights follow and Abyss walks towards Flair. Abyss continues his attack on AJ as Flair yells at Abyss and the crowd. GOOZLE by Abyss, but AJ escapes and gets an Enziguri. AJ chokes out Abyss in the ropes, AJ struts, and then charges and Abyss tosses him overhead. AJ gets abasement dropkick to the knee of Abyss, Abyss to the apron and another dropkick to the knee and Abyss falls to the floor. AJ then hits a picture perfect flip dive onto Abyss. Flair WOOO's from his wheel chair as AJ gets a chair. He wedges it into the corner, the ref tries to remove it and AJ then chokes out Abyss. Chops by AJ, AJ tries to slam Abyss, fails and Abyss tries to press slam AJ, drops him de to the knee, and AJ gets the Enziguri to drop Abyss to the mat. More chops by AJ in the corner, rights by Abyss, but AJ dropkicks the knee again. AJ wraps the nee in the ropes and cranks away at it, looking to tear apart the knee of Abyss. Abyss back with rights, but chops by AJ stop that. Rights by AJ, he goes to the apron, and springboards in, CAUGHT, but AJ escapes the chokeslam. Off the ropes, clothesline by Abyss. Backdrop by Abyss, corner splash follows. Side slam by Abyss, and a cover for 2. Shock treatment try, countered and PELE by AJ. AJ looks for the corner splash, to the apron, springboard Superman forearm connects for 2. Abyss get the legs, catapult and AJ collides with the chair in the corner! SHOCK TREATMENT by Abyss! 1…2…NO! Abyss to his feet, grabs AJ, sets him on the top rope and Abyss follows. Superplex try, AJ fights, bites Abyss and knocks him to the mat. AJ up top now, SPIRAL TAP CONNECTS! 1…2…NO! AJ is amazed, Flair yells at him to get on him, AJ argues with the ref, Abyss charges and BLACK HOLE SLAM! 1…2..NO! Flair to the apron, and PEPPER SPRAY TO THE REF. LOW BLOW by AJ, Flair tosses him the belt, and he nails Abyss with the title. AJ celebrates as the crowd chants for Hogan, and here he is. He brings out Earl Hebner to be the new ref. Hogan kicks Chelsea to the back and starts to wheel Flair to the back. They sing "Hey hey goodbye" for Flair. AJ gets the springboard 450 for 2! Abyss ABYSS'S UP! Chop by AJ, rights follow, YOU! Rights by Abyss, off the ropes, big boot and CHOKESLAM and AJ goes THROUGH the mat! Hebner rings the bell.
Hogan is out and hands Abyss the TNA Title, but Hebner takes it away. Flair wheels out to the ring, and Abyss GOOZLES him! He drags him in the ring, and Abyss falls into the hole in the ring. Nice. Hogan pepper sprays Flair. Desmond Wolfe hits the ring, Hogan and Abyss beat him down. Pepper spray (it didn't spray) to Wolfe. He falls into the hole. Flair falls into the hole.
Posted By: JF (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 07:35 PM
Only a little over 2 hours until the season premire of Breaking Bad!!
Posted By: Guest#0412 (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 07:44 PM
The best thing about this PPV is going to be the follow-up! When Hall & Waltman show up tomorrow night to sign new contracts, the new Monday Night War officialy begins!
Posted By: Guest#1822 (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 07:45 PM
Dont worry brother-maniacs! I know it looks like the Hulkster wont be Hulking up tonight! You know though brother, once the fans start chanting "Hogan, Hogan, Hogan!" we're gonna install a conveyor belt on the ramp so I dont have to walk to the ring anymore. Then, we're gonna turn the ring into a triangle to represent the training, prayers, and vitamins!
Posted By: HALK HoGAN (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 07:53 PM
Uh, can somebody inform TNA that having AJ Styles fight Daniels and Samoa Joe at Turning Point, Daniels at Final Resolution, Angle at Genesis, Joe at Against All Odds, and now another TNA original at Destination X *doesn't* correlate with my smarky predictions that TNA talent would be crapped on as soon as Hogan arrived...
It doesn't make me look cool in front of my fellow fanboys for my declarations to be so astoundingly proven erroneous by actual realities.
Posted By: Chungles (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 07:54 PM
EXITED!
Posted By: Guest#4504 (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 07:56 PM
ooooooh yeah!! I make my wrestling return tonight to side by my man Hogan and reform the MegaPowers, Dig it.
Posted By: Randy "Macho Man" Savage (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 07:56 PM
MOTORCITY! MOTORCITY!
Posted By: Guest#9952 (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 07:57 PM
I aint got no time for the jibba-jabba, aint got no time for petty fools aint talkin bout staying in school and the drugs, And I sure as hell aint got no time for no damn foolin' TNA! Nothing but a bunch of mark ass bitches!
Posted By: Mr. T (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 07:57 PM
Isn't there a new Simpsons on tonight?
Posted By: Guest#7570 (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 07:58 PM
A guy who's emulating Hulk Hogan is facing a guy who's emulating Ric Flair in the main event.
Posted By: Truth (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 08:00 PM
No Kong = No Buys
Posted By: Guest#5275 (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 08:00 PM
Will Paul Roma show up tonight?
Posted By: dogpound7382 (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 08:01 PM
A guy who's emulating Hulk Hogan is facing a guy who's emulating Ric Flair in the main event.
Posted By: Truth (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 08:00 PM
Thanks for tellingg us what you're dreaming/thinking about.
Posted By: Guest#6702 (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 08:02 PM
Tonight, I stand and deliver
Posted By: Edward James Olmos (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 08:04 PM
Somehow, I have a feeling the NEW and IMPROVED Sting will make his kick ass presence known tonight in the Main.
Posted By: J-Dawg (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 08:04 PM
Will Paul Roma show up tonight?
Posted By: dogpound7382 (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 08:01 PM
He's already there!
Posted By: Guest#3476 (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 08:05 PM
Somehow, I have a feeling the NEW and IMPROVED Sting will make his kick ass presence known tonight in the Main.
Posted By: J-Dawg (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 08:04 PM
We've already seen surfer Sting, and Crow Sting.. whats next? Red hair and freckled Sting?
Posted By: Guest#0580 (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 08:06 PM
Brian Kendrick needs to win...
Posted By: Guest#7213 (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 08:06 PM
Daffney
Posted By: Guest#3253 (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 08:07 PM
Countdown to UFC LIVE is on now.
The UFC card looks stacked tonight.
Posted By: Serial (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 08:08 PM
Hall/Pac vs Nash/Young=1 minute.
Magnus vs Terry= 1 minute.
Please TNA. That's all I ask.
Posted By: Guest#0089 (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 08:08 PM
This card looks pretty good!
The Magnus and Outsiders matches can go to hell, but the rest looks good!
I would be much happier about the AJ/Abyss match if Abyss lost about 20 lbs so he could move better. Great wrestler, but he is getting too fat.
Posted By: FUZEY (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 08:09 PM
Surfer Sting >>>>>>>> Emo Crow Sting
Posted By: BOWFLEX (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 08:10 PM
Put the dam belt on hogan already! It is what the fans want!
Its not like the ratings can get any lower
Posted By: Guest#4559 (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 08:13 PM
Somehow, I have a feeling the NEW and IMPROVED Sting will make his kick ass presence known tonight in the Main.
Posted By: J-Dawg (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 08:04 PM
We've already seen surfer Sting, and Crow Sting.. whats next? Red hair and freckled Sting?
Posted By: Guest#0580 (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 08:06 PM
True, but at least he's finally a full turned heel after 20 years. something that I've wanted to see.
Posted By: J-Dawg (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 08:17 PM
Spoiler Alert.....
Nash turns on Eric Young and it turns out the Eric fronted the $25,000 on Impact.
Posted By: very obvious, not mysterious (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 08:19 PM
So can Kazarian cash in tonight, yeah?
Posted By: Chungles (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 08:21 PM
Somehow, I have a feeling the NEW and IMPROVED Sting will make his kick ass presence known tonight in the Main.
Posted By: J-Dawg (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 08:04 PM
We've already seen surfer Sting, and Crow Sting.. whats next? Red hair and freckled Sting?
Posted By: Guest#0580 (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 08:06 PM
Assless Chaps and Ballgag Sting
Posted By: Nightdreams (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 08:22 PM
Somehow, I have a feeling the NEW and IMPROVED Sting will make his kick ass presence known tonight in the Main.
Posted By: J-Dawg (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 08:04 PM
We've already seen surfer Sting, and Crow Sting.. whats next? Red hair and freckled Sting?
Posted By: Guest#0580 (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 08:06 PM
Why not? They made Abyss into Evad Sullivan. Why not turn Sting into Howdy Doody?
Posted By: chucky (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 08:23 PM
We invade tonight
Posted By: La Parka and El Mesias (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 08:25 PM
Somehow, I have a feeling the NEW and IMPROVED Sting will make his kick ass presence known tonight in the Main.
Posted By: J-Dawg (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 08:04 PM
We've already seen surfer Sting, and Crow Sting.. whats next? Red hair and freckled Sting?
Posted By: Guest#0580 (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 08:06 PM
Assless Chaps and Ballgag Sting
Posted By: Nightdreams (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 08:22 PM
Hey, who told you about my fantasy!
Posted By: Chungles (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 08:25 PM
Damn Geoblock. Cant see it own video vault
Posted By: Mr1700 (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 08:26 PM
Only a little over 2 hours until the season premire of Breaking Bad!!
Posted By: Guest#0412 (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 07:44 PM
This guest knows whats up.
Posted By: Guest#2198 (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 08:32 PM
Daniels should go back to the "Fallen Angel" Gimmick and start his own group with X division stars. He was much cooler in the early TNA days.
Posted By: J-Dawg (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 08:32 PM
Katie Vick > Daffney
Posted By: Kane (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 08:34 PM
Uh, can somebody inform TNA that having AJ Styles fight Daniels and Samoa Joe at Turning Point, Daniels at Final Resolution, Angle at Genesis, Joe at Against All Odds, and now another TNA original at Destination X *doesn't* correlate with my smarky predictions that TNA talent would be crapped on as soon as Hogan arrived...
It doesn't make me look cool in front of my fellow fanboys for my declarations to be so astoundingly proven erroneous by actual realities.
Posted By: Chungles (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 07:54 PM
Hmm well that may be a valid point,but where has fat joe been?Why has daniels been jobbed to val fucking venis and now pretty much jobless? As far as abyss vs AJ,come on if Hogan didnt have a hard on for him he would never get a title shot.Also I will leave the magic WWE hall of fame power ring alone because that is the WORST gimmick ever,yes even worse that william regals real mans man gimmick.I will also leave out the fact that the major angles in TNA revolve around,Hogan,Bishcoff,Flair,The Band,Mr. Anderson,and Kurt Angle,well how many of them are TNA originals oh yeah 0.The ones that take up all the TV time are ex wwe/wcw performers.So lets not get carried away by 3 matches,that had TNA originals when the rest of them dont,until TNA does what they do best(and that is not signing old WWE'ers,even though thats all they do now) they WILL fail and NEVER get more than a .5 to 1.0 rating and will continue to drop more and more PPV buys,if nobody is watching your product nobody will pay $30 for a lackluster PPV.Goodnight TNA and remember stay stale and continue on with power ring gimmicks,Jeff Jarrett flipping burgers and sting as the worst heel in the business.
Posted By: TNARIP (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 08:35 PM
Really digging this Knockout's match. Nice innovative move from Daffney with the porno looking submission move. Taz has been great so far, from referring to Daffney's hat as a 'mini person's hat' to:
"I think I once saw a movie like this, Mike."
"Once?"
Posted By: Chungles (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 08:35 PM
Spoiler Alert.....
Nash turns on Eric Young and it turns out the Eric fronted the $25,000 on Impact.
Posted By: very obvious, not mysterious (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 08:19 PM
TRUE Spoiler Alert:
TONIGHT, THE NWO REFORMS
MEMBERS: Nash, Hall, Waltman, and EY
Bischoff to join monday
Posted By: J-Dawg (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 08:37 PM
WWE's ppv wins again over TNA's ppv and thats a FACT biches
Posted By: smartass (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 08:38 PM
Only a little over 2 hours until the season premire of Breaking Bad!!
Posted By: Guest#0412 (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 07:44 PM
Hell Yes!
Posted By: gooched (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 08:43 PM
I really stole that spider, smashed it, and fed it to Damien.
Posted By: Jake "The Snake" Roberts (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 08:43 PM
Magnus? He dropped the "Brutus" for someone else to use
Posted By: Booty Man Cometh (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 08:45 PM
In before my imposter.
WHY is the Global title still in existence?
What's the point of a mid card title that's basically a world title in name if not Value?
TNA is dumb...make Global title TV title like the WCW days
Posted By: TheRev (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 08:46 PM
Uh, can somebody inform TNA that having AJ Styles fight Daniels and Samoa Joe at Turning Point, Daniels at Final Resolution, Angle at Genesis, Joe at Against All Odds, and now another TNA original at Destination X *doesn't* correlate with my smarky predictions that TNA talent would be crapped on as soon as Hogan arrived...
It doesn't make me look cool in front of my fellow fanboys for my declarations to be so astoundingly proven erroneous by actual realities.
Posted By: Chungles (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 07:54 PM
Turning Point and Final Resolution were before Hogan arrived, genius.
And if you don't think TNA originals are being crapped on, what do you call AJ Styles stealing Charles Robinson's "Li'l Naitch" gimmick, Abyss the Hulk Lantern, and Samoa Joe being kidnapped by ninjas and promptly forgotten about? Not to mention the Nasty Boys actually being given victories over Eric Young/Kevin Nash and Team 3D...
Posted By: HeartBurnKid (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 08:47 PM
I can't wait for the new episode of desperate housewives tonight
Posted By: Jeremy Borash (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 08:50 PM
Global Title = Junk heep, or turn it into a mid-card level belt.
Posted By: J-Dawg (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 08:51 PM
It was all a work, tonight I debut
Posted By: Baron Mikel Scicluna (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 08:51 PM
What if during the Ultimate X match the Nasty Boyz win?
Posted By: deadpoetic (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 08:51 PM
This show needs more hogan
Posted By: Vic Tomato (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 08:51 PM
Syrian Fetish Porn > This PPV
Posted By: Alex Spares (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 08:52 PM
The X look low to anyone else
Posted By: Guest#8499 (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 08:53 PM
if the guns loose we riot
Posted By: y2jabba (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 08:54 PM
I'll call it right now: The Motor City Machine Guns vs. Generation Me Ultimate X match will be TNA's MAtch of THE YEAR in 2010. and it will even surpass that clogged up MITB Ladder match at Doucheamania.
Posted By: J-Dawg (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 08:57 PM
who the hell is Tara she looks like former wwe diva or a hardcore lesbien
Posted By: smartass (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 08:57 PM
Hmm well that may be a valid point,but where has fat joe been?
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It is a valid point. It is also a fact. Joe's obviously being put into a new storyline that will see him return shortly. If that return materialises with Joe being thrown into a feud with Shark Boy, then I'll concede to your impatient conjecture. Until then, that's all it is.
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Why has daniels been jobbed to val fucking venis and now pretty much jobless?
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Jobbed out? He lost a competitive match against the guy, and then won another against him. That's only jobbing if you passionately want to see it that way.
And the guy seems happy when you read *his* remarks rather than some fat hack's. I'm sure the recent focus on the X-Division will only serve to make him happier, regardless of a loss here or there that people like you exaggerate as if it marks the end of their career.
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As far as abyss vs AJ,come on if Hogan didnt have a hard on for him he would never get a title shot.
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Uh, big deal? He's got a hard on for a TNA original. If it weren't a TNA original, you'd be shitting on the decision for *not* focusing on a TNA original. But it is an original, just as we'd want. Yet you still have to be negative. Not because you have a point. But because you're a smarky, fanboy douche.
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Also I will leave the magic WWE hall of fame power ring alone because that is the WORST gimmick ever,yes even worse that william regals real mans man gimmick.
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Yeah, I find it dumb too.
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I will also leave out the fact that the major angles in TNA revolve around,Hogan,Bishcoff,Flair,The Band,Mr. Anderson,and Kurt Angle
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Were I that way inclined to accentuate the negatives, I'd point out that Taker, HBK, Vince and Bret are hardly sprightly up-and-comers. But I like, for the most part, what I'm seeing.
And what I'm seeing (as opposed to 'reading', like you) in TNA, I'm, for the most part, enjoying.
You see, when you *watch* the show, you realise that the inclusion of Flair and Hogan into the "major angles" is an attempt by creative to add legitimacy to their top stars. Not a week passes without Flair putting over that AJ is the best in the business, or Hogan touting Abyss as the future. Morons like you see the names, but you don't bother reading between them.
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The ones that take up all the TV time are ex wwe/wcw performers...
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I hate this attitude. So as soon as a wrestler is dropped from WWE, you can't hire them? 'No sorry, we know you have experience, but nerds say you're a 'reject' so we'll pass.' Idiot.
Posted By: Chungles (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 09:02 PM
Turning Point and Final Resolution were before Hogan arrived, genius.
Posted By: HeartBurnKid (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 08:47 PM
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He signed in October, genius.
Posted By: Chungles (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 09:04 PM
MOTY?
Posted By: Ultimate X (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 09:05 PM
Turning Point and Final Resolution were before Hogan arrived, genius.
Posted By: HeartBurnKid (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 08:47 PM
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He signed in October, genius.
Posted By: Chungles (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 09:04 PM
Stop impostering me
Posted By: Chungles (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 09:08 PM
I'll call it right now: The Motor City Machine Guns vs. Generation Me Ultimate X match will be TNA's MAtch of THE YEAR in 2010. and it will even surpass that clogged up MITB Ladder match at Doucheamania.
Posted By: J-Dawg (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 08:57 PM
Hahahaha boy they proved you wrong.
Posted By: Guest#5214 (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 09:09 PM
who the hell is Tara she looks like former wwe diva or a hardcore lesbien
Posted By: smartass (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 08:57 PM
I would see her Hardcore lesbian act any day with Daffney if they were both naked.
Posted By: J-Dawg (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 09:10 PM
I debut tonight as Abyss's crazy Uncle Cletus and will turn on Abyss in the main event!
Posted By: Necro Butcher (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 09:12 PM
I'm coming to the States to get my revenge on you Sean Waltman and I will bring you all the way back to Mexico with me.
Posted By: El Zorro (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 09:14 PM
the x division ppv where both major x division matches are already over
Posted By: ks (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 09:14 PM
I knew TNA hires pot heads, Hall X-pac got some weed I can have
Posted By: smartass (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 09:14 PM
Sean Waltman's penis looks like a burnt hotdog.
I want some mustard.
Nash is gonna turn on Young. David Crosby and Stephen Stills will then run in and reform CSN. Music will never be the same again
Posted By: Chungles (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 09:18 PM
I debut tonight with Tony Schiavone as my manager
Posted By: THE YETI (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 09:18 PM
What a shocking swerve~!!!!!!!!!
Posted By: SarcasmBot (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 09:19 PM
WOW! Who didn't see that swerve comin a mile away? Nash side with Hall and Waltman? BRILLIANT!
Posted By: Rant Casey (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 09:21 PM
No. I'm Abyss's Uncle Cletus and not that hick Necro Butcher.
Posted By: Hillbilly Jim (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 09:21 PM
I might have to start watching TNA if I know Waltman is going to be wrestling regularly.
Posted By: James (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 09:22 PM
Ryan Byers and Samuel Berman are the "No Pussy squad"
Posted By: The Fuj (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 09:24 PM
-watches EY/Nash v. The Band- ... F.A.K.K.!!!
Posted By: Iron Shiek (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 09:24 PM
*Sigh*
The sad thing is, pitiful as it is to see this tired NWO angle rehashed again, it's inevitably going to garner the highest ratings, which is only going to make the writer's think they're doing the right thing by focusing on them as opposed to the people recap-readers suggest should be highlighted.
Posted By: Chungles (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 09:26 PM
I return during the X Division title match
Posted By: Apathy for Shannon Moore (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 09:27 PM
So, I'm guessing EY is going to reform the World Elite or he's going to be a "Future Endeavor"
Posted By: J-Dawg (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 09:27 PM
Is anyone elses' ppv feed acting all glitchy. Its making this shit hard to watch at times.
Can't help but notice that the canvas seems a little flimsy like roh. I wonder if they're trying to protect the x division guys tonight from those big falls
Posted By: Guest#3650 (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 09:30 PM
So far this PPV has better matches than ANYTHING you will see at Mania. Unless you think the punch/kick/punch wrestling formula is exciting.
Posted By: Guest#3636 (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 09:32 PM
Funny. I've been saying for two years how pathetic TNA is, and all your virgins loved it. Now you jump on the bandwagon. Bunch of douchenozzles.
Posted By: JimCrockett (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 09:33 PM
I LOVE THIS PPV SO FAR
Posted By: Jim Herd (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 09:37 PM
So in a PPV that was supposed to highlight the X-division the X-division championship got 6 minutes? Way to provide an alternative.
Posted By: Justin Weinblatt (Registered) on March 21, 2010 at 09:40 PM
You would Herd!
You're a Pizza Hut manager! You claim to know anything about my bidness!?! You wanna cut my hair!? Put an earring in my ear and call me Spartacus!?
You dont change Mickey Mantle's numbah...
Posted By: Ric Flair (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 09:42 PM
So in a PPV that was supposed to highlight the X-division the X-division championship got 6 minutes? Way to provide an alternative.
Posted By: Justin Weinblatt (Registered) on March 21, 2010 at 09:40 PM
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Well, the X-*Division* got over 30 minutes of in-ring action; pretty much the amount of time dedicated to the 'Bragging Rights' concept last year.
Posted By: Chungles (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 09:44 PM
TNA Sucks.
WWE Sucks
ROH is the best company in wrestling
Posted By: Jim Cornette (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 09:51 PM
Chungles, can you please stop posting your bullshit in every page on this site? Everybody is sick of you, your 'pseudo-intellectual smark' shtick is beyond played out, I'd rather see a lame Paul Roma meme post than another one of your pointless diatribes. Don't you have a life to live outside of wrestling websites?
Posted By: Guest#0558 (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 09:52 PM
tna is nothing but spot after spot, theres no story or emotion, wrestlemania please.
Posted By: spotmonkeys (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 09:53 PM
so what the hell has happened to samoa joe, last i saw he was chunked in the back of a truck..
Posted By: Guest#3882 (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 09:59 PM
Well, the X-*Division* got over 30 minutes of in-ring action; pretty much the amount of time dedicated to the 'Bragging Rights' concept last year.
Posted By: Chungles (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 09:44 PM
That argument would only make sense if this was a WWE pay per view. Seeing how it isn't, you just sound like a troll trying to bash another company to make TNA look good.
Posted By: Guest#4474 (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 09:59 PM
Nash turned! OMG! Didn't see that one coming! LAME! Boring! Stupid! SAME OLD S**T!
Posted By: THE TRUTH (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 09:59 PM
Well, the X-*Division* got over 30 minutes of in-ring action; pretty much the amount of time dedicated to the 'Bragging Rights' concept last year.
Posted By: Chungles (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 09:44 PM
That's a fair point, but why should I care about the division when the title is buried?
Posted By: Justin Weinblatt (Registered) on March 21, 2010 at 10:00 PM
tna is nothing but spot after spot, theres no story or emotion, wrestlemania please.
Posted By: spotmonkeys (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 09:53 PM
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Trolling at its best....
Posted By: Industry (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 10:01 PM
TNA you suck balls, you don't let a great team like beer money have the belts but you let Fat Morgen and the spanish homo keep the belts,DAMN
Posted By: smartass (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 10:03 PM
TNA = the king of 3 star matches.
Posted By: gooched (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 10:03 PM
It' a shame that Mistaaaaaaa. Anderson......Anderson did not win the AAA Heavyweight title last week at Rey De Reyes. It would be funny watching him put the belt on the line in the US and not down south.
Posted By: J-Dawg (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 10:07 PM
No I don't. They scracthed me from the main event run-in for Chungles.
Posted By: Bob Saget's Special (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 10:07 PM
This ppv is lacking hulkamania
Posted By: Guest#9986 (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 10:08 PM
The crowd chants same old shit.
THE IMPACT ZONE IDIOTS SHOULD JUST DIE !!!!!
Posted By: WTF! (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 10:08 PM
John Boehner on C-Span > This PPV
Posted By: BoehnerMania (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 10:12 PM
"The crowd chants same old shit.
THE IMPACT ZONE IDIOTS SHOULD JUST DIE !!!!!"
Why? It IS the same old shit. nWo reformation #58 combined with a classic Russo "shocking swerve". Same crab Russo's been peddling since he started.
Posted By: BringTheNoise (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 10:14 PM
That argument would only make sense if this was a WWE pay per view. Seeing how it isn't, you just sound like a troll trying to bash another company to make TNA look good.
Posted By: Guest#4474 (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 09:59 PM
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What exactly did I say that was in any way 'bashing' WWE?
It's called 'perspective', that's all.
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That's a fair point, but why should I care about the division when the title is buried?
Posted By: Justin Weinblatt (Registered) on March 21, 2010 at 10:00 PM
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A 6-minute title retention isn't exactly buried. Nor was the post-match promo where the champion put himself and the belt he represents as above the less-technical rivalry.
I mean, seriously, had Shannon Moore been given any longer a match, you people would crap on TNA for acting like he was a legitimate threat.
The other way round, the champ is put over, on a PPV that has already featured a 4-way ladder match opener to determine the number 1 contender for that belt, and an Ultimate X match pitting X-Division talents against each other aiming for a shot at the tag belts, and you still bitch.
Posted By: Chungles (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 10:20 PM
The crowd chants "same old shit." Have they not watched the last month of programming? What were they expecting?
The big question is did they stop the show in it's tracks to talk to the cast members playing fans, and tell them what they were only allowed to say good things about TNA?
Posted By: The Coach (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 10:21 PM
ok u have 9 matches with 4 of them 7 minutes or less and one of those were a 1 minute match
TNA is crap
Posted By: iceberg (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 10:23 PM
tna is nothing but spot after spot, theres no story or emotion, wrestlemania please.
Posted By: spotmonkeys (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 09:53 PM
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Trolling at its best....
Posted By: Industry (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 10:01 PM
He's right, The x division matches were pretty lame, spot monkey crap, the anderson/angle thing is exactly what they SHOULD be doing, two characters with real motivations doing a real match with real story, more of this please tna, less acrobatic crap to get cheap pops and "holy shit" chants.
Posted By: Guest#7885 (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 10:24 PM
Hulkamania is running mild!
Posted By: Magnolia Fan (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 10:24 PM
so far this a hit and miss and wrestlemania is still going to be better and thats a FACT, but at least TNA tired this time,this is not like some of the shit on impact and raw
Posted By: smartass (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 10:26 PM
What is lamer:
Chungles or Chungles "feuding" with "fake" Chungles?
Either way he sucks the big one.
Posted By: Lee Ving (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 10:26 PM
He's talented, but is AJ just copying ric flair? why doesn't he get his own personality, instead of acting like Flair-lite. This abyss acting like hogan is pathetic too. We are getting Flair vs Hogan tonight by proxy, really stupid
Posted By: AJ is fake (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 10:27 PM
They only way they can save this titantic of a ppv. Is hopefully copy Wrestlemania IX and have Hogan, somehow leave this shitfest with the title
Posted By: Poi (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 10:28 PM
He's right, The x division matches were pretty lame, spot monkey crap, the anderson/angle thing is exactly what they SHOULD be doing, two characters with real motivations doing a real match with real story, more of this please tna, less acrobatic crap to get cheap pops and "holy shit" chants.
Posted By: Guest#7885 (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 10:24 PM
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I don't agree with your take on the X-Division matches (though I can partly understand growing immune to spot-heavy matches such as the two featured) but why not both?
Posted By: Chungles (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 10:29 PM
So Hall and Waltman are officially part of the roster?
VINTAGE WCW!
Posted By: Guy (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 10:29 PM
What is lamer:
Chungles or Chungles "feuding" with "fake" Chungles?
Either way he sucks the big one.
Posted By: Lee Ving (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 10:26 PM
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Unfortunately Leslie Nielson was too busy to help get the feud over...
Posted By: Chungles (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 10:32 PM
Chungles vs Fake Chungles should be on the next TNA PPV
Posted By: dogpound7382 (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 10:33 PM
if Abyss wins Hulk will have buttsex tonight and thats a FACT
Posted By: smartass (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 10:33 PM
He's talented, but is AJ just copying ric flair? why doesn't he get his own personality, instead of acting like Flair-lite.
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Yeah, I hate him for becoming Flair-lite. If only he were a heel and that hate would aid his character...
Posted By: Chungles (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 10:34 PM
I don't think I've ever seen the Impact Zone this dead. I don't wanna say it... but TNA really is dying.
Posted By: Rant Casey (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 10:38 PM
they really believe mr anderson is austin hahahahahahahahahahaha yell
Posted By: box (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 10:40 PM
Nobody can properly imitate me because they have better things to do than type out a 2800 character rant while not making sense.
Posted By: Chungles (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 10:40 PM
TNA you suck balls, you don't let a great team like beer money have the belts but you let Fat Morgen and the spanish homo keep the belts,DAMN
Posted By: smartass (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 10:03 PM
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yeah, morgan and that mexican guy suck... and what's even more stupid is TNA has Morgan kick his partner in the face after the match?!?!? what the hell TNA? you are gonna split up the tag team champions? and you job a good tag team like beer money?!?! TNA = EPIC Fail...
Posted By: TheSurge (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 10:41 PM
I dont even watch TNA and when I looked at the card I predicted a Nash turn. WOW is so predictable I dont need to watch to know the out come. Thanks Brother!!!!
Posted By: sodumb (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 10:41 PM
nash beat up young because young forgot to wear protection in bed and nash is having a baby and thats a FACT
Posted By: smartass (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 10:43 PM
This is the worst PPV I've ever seen... and I've been watching them since Wrestlemania 5.
Posted By: Rant Casey (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 10:46 PM
They only way they can save this titantic of a ppv. Is hopefully copy Wrestlemania IX and have Hogan, somehow leave this shitfest with the title
Posted By: Poi (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 10:28 PM
Best post of the night because it is so true.
hogan winning the title is the ONLY thing that can SAVE TNA!
Posted By: TNA Troll (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 10:47 PM
Why is Eric Young the only wrestler you used his initials in the recaps?
Posted By: Horhay (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 10:47 PM
God, I can't wait for Wrestlemania. This pathetic shit beats WWE, TNA trolls? Really? REALLY? NwO reforming for the one-fucking-millionth time NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT. OH LOOK, Tag partners that don't get along! Shit, I ain't ever seen THAT before! Fuck TNA, fuck Hogan, fuck Bischoff, fuck every TNA sycophant that buys into this bullshit. RAW may suck, but at least its entertaining in a sense. TNA can eat a huge dick and die a rightful horrible death. That being said, AJ should win.
Posted By: Kenny (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 10:49 PM
Turning Point and Final Resolution were before Hogan arrived, genius.
Posted By: HeartBurnKid (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 08:47 PM
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He signed in October, genius.
Posted By: Chungles (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 09:04 PM
He wasn't on TV until January. And it's kind of hard to bury people in favor of yourself and your cronies when yourself and your cronies aren't on TV yet.
Posted By: HeartBurnKid (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 10:49 PM
Talked about more over the next 24 hours: Nash's predictable turn or whether or not Kofi gets into MITB?
Posted By: Chungles' Tampon (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 10:49 PM
TNA you suck balls, you don't let a great team like beer money have the belts but you let Fat Morgen and the spanish homo keep the belts,DAMN
Posted By: smartass (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 10:03 PM
I agree with the fact Beer Money should be the champs and TNA is dumb for not pushing them to the moon. But how can you call Matt Morgan "fat". I mean, I don't like the guy but c'mon, most anyone would kill to posess that physique. And the Hernandez thing was outta line too. He needs to be paired up with Homicide again because those two together could be the biggest thing in wrestling today, if TNA pushed them correctly. LAX was great but I alwsys felt they could dominate the business and make lots of money for the company.
Posted By: Tbone3771 (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 10:50 PM
I challenge ANY tna mark to defend that embarrassment of an ending.
Posted By: gooched (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 10:52 PM
Epic fail on that chokeslam spt.
Posted By: Guest#8587 (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 10:52 PM
Anderson Anderson Anderson Anderson Anderson
Posted By: Anderson (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 10:52 PM
that was the DUMBEST main event I've ever seen in my life. I think that match should officially mark the end of TNA and this is from a TNA fan.
It sucks because AJ and Abyss were rolling before 6 stupid random occurrences. screw u hogan
Posted By: Guest#5845 (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 10:53 PM
why was abyss's hand raised? what did he win? I am sure some people decided to purchase this PPV over wrestlemania. I wonder what they are feeling now.
Posted By: dd (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 10:55 PM
No I don't. They scracthed me from the main event run-in for Chungles.
Posted By: Bob Saget's Special (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 10:56 PM
Hogan is out and hands Abyss the TNA Title, but Hebner takes it away. Flair wheels out to the ring, and Abyss GOOZLES him! He drags him in the ring, and Abyss falls into the hole in the ring. Nice. Hogan pepper sprays Flair. Desmond Wolfe hits the ring, Hogan and Abyss beat him down. Pepper spray (it didn't spray) to Wolfe. He falls into the hole. Flair falls into the hole.
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My stream kicked out a while back/I'm watching America become a better place to the chagrin of cowardly racist rednecks, so I'm having to read this like the rest of the pre-pubescent losers posting here, and all I can do is laugh at that. I don't know if the execution was less Benny Hill than it reads, but I'm rolling here regardless! Lmao, wtf?!
Posted By: Chungles (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 10:56 PM
Even with just one eye, I can see the future, and it's a bleak one for TNA.
Posted By: Brandon Vera (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 10:56 PM
Kong should be glad to be out of this shithole of a promotion. Anyone who thought Hogan would do something new with TNA was kidding themselves. Thanks Dixie Carter, once again! All 100% blame should be at this bad omen witch's door. Do y'all really think Hogan and Bischoff give two damns about this bottom bitch. She's busy playing on Twitter pretending it's all gravy in TNA. She needs to take off them rose colored glasses cause the garden don't smell like roses, it stinks like freshly dug up manure!!!! Karma will come knocking on her door when the ratings continue to tumble, the buyrates remain rotten as do house show attendances. I rooted for TNA in 2009 just when it looked liked they got their shit tight. It's shit like what's happening in TNA right now that makes you respect WWE a hell of a lot more. People can criticize them but they're not carting out 40-50 years olds.
If Vinny Mac bought out TNA the first thing he should do is turn Dixie onto his onscreen bitch. She is NOT a businesswoman, she is the spoiled brat of Panda Energy who hates dough and knows fuck all about wrestling.
Posted By: Dixie Carter=the cancer of TNA (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 10:56 PM
wolfpack is back together, I would have prefered they play it straight and nash flat out turn on EY right away, but this swerve was more of a way to trick TNA into giving Hall and Pac contracts. They've been played correctly so far, and earned their contracts through deception. I'll give them this obvious team, but Eric Young and two other TNA guys should be put over in this feud. Maybe this is the Wolfpack reformation done right-but they HAVE to put over TNA guys.
Posted By: Guest#4382 (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 10:56 PM
Part II: And not to mention, a NON-FINISH IN THE MAIN EVENT OF A PPV!!!!! Do you think WWE would ever pull that shit? No, you know why? Cuz WWE isn't full of retarded-ass bush league booking that couldn't hit water if they fell out of a boat in the ocean. Seriously, am I supposed to watch this as an alternative to WWE? I'd rather watch ROh on HDnet or even FCW on TV, cuz at least they make sense. TNA= FAIL FOR LIFE. Fuck all of you, I am done with TNA forever.
Posted By: Kenny (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 10:57 PM
He wasn't on TV until January. And it's kind of hard to bury people in favor of yourself and your cronies when yourself and your cronies aren't on TV yet.
Posted By: HeartBurnKid (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 10:49 PM
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I recommend you go back to the comments sections of columns relating to TNA in the intervening period between him *signing* and him kayfabe *debuting*, and you tell me every decision construed by smarks on here to be negative weren't being attributed to Hogan.
Posted By: Chungles (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 10:58 PM
I challenge ANY tna mark to defend that embarrassment of an ending.
Posted By: gooched (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 10:52 PM
Sure I'll accept your challenge. What else could they do? The ending keeps BOTH AJ and Abyss strong. Abyss losing would hurt his momentum with the "power of the ring" storyline. AJ losing would lose his momentum of being the next Ric Flair. The run ins were a bit overkill, but that's normal for TNA to overbook the main event. The ending puts the status of the TNA Title up in the air and it makes for a great storyline to continue.
*takes a bow*
Posted By: The IWC (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 10:58 PM
Ahh, I get it. Black Hole slam, and they all fell in a "Black Hole". Amazing TNA, you are clever.
Posted By: Jeff (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 11:00 PM
WHY SO MUCH BULLSHIT AT THE END??? Ok, chokeslam AJ through the ring and the match is thrown out. That leads to a rematch, how about falls count anywhere match with the 10 count? Back Flair and Hogan off, these guys are good enough to go on their own.
Posted By: Guest#3545 (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 11:01 PM
2 matches that were decent. To think that the last 3 months of 2009 gave us 3 good PPVs, feels like that was years ago.
Posted By: James (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 11:04 PM
next thing to fall in the is tna and all of it's money from hookers that make the fans watch for sex
Posted By: smartass (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 11:06 PM
And this is suppose to be "God's gift to wrestling"? This is the company that is going to put the WWE out of business? Some people are just so delusional. Looking at this show, WWE should have no trouble putting this show to shame with Wrestlemania.
Posted By: Guest#6611 (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 11:07 PM
PPV MVP: That dastardly spray paint can.
Posted By: Guest#8931 (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 11:11 PM
First off let me just say that I am a full on WWE mark. That being said, I just loved this TNA pay per view. Why? Because....
They did what all of us wanted. They pushed almost all the right people. I know the NWO stuff was same old same old that everyone could see coming a mile away and the ending was a bit of a comedy (but come on WWE has pulled some worst stuff so give them a break).
They did put on most matches with the (so called) TNA orginal talent and everything else was pretty entertaining. They did put over their X Division Champion very well, the ultimate X match was great and the opening match was quite good. Kurt Angle provided a great match as usual and the last match was quite good (until the end).
I know that come tomorrow they will be back to the same strange and weak show they usually present with Nasty Boys wrestling and people turing face and heel at will and I will be back watching RAW but lets give them credit at least for tonight. They did put on a good show.
Posted By: Guest#7936 (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 11:11 PM
this show is so bad that I can't even find any info about it on tna's website!
Posted By: guest (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 11:11 PM
Well I'm sure glad I chose Simpsons, Cleveland Show, Family Guy & Breaking Bad over this clusterf**k
Posted By: Tom (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 11:16 PM
Sure I'll accept your challenge. What else could they do? The ending keeps BOTH AJ and Abyss strong. Abyss losing would hurt his momentum with the "power of the ring" storyline. AJ losing would lose his momentum of being the next Ric Flair. The run ins were a bit overkill, but that's normal for TNA to overbook the main event. The ending puts the status of the TNA Title up in the air and it makes for a great storyline to continue.
*takes a bow*
Posted By: The IWC (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 10:58 PM
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But that would be logical, and we don't want to apply the term 'logical' to anything TNA does, so sorry dude, we're gonna have to ignore what you just said. TNA sucks balls.
Posted By: Chungles (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 11:17 PM
aj should not be champion he lost by ko but of chourse there saying it ended to a no f**kin contest!!
Posted By: Jeremy t (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 11:21 PM
And this is suppose to be "God's gift to wrestling"? This is the company that is going to put the WWE out of business? Some people are just so delusional. Looking at this show, WWE should have no trouble putting this show to shame with Wrestlemania.
Posted By: Guest#6611 (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 11:07 PM
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Usually, if you use quotation marks, you should actually be *quoting somebody* as opposed to some imaginary individual you've conjured out your ass whose hyperbolic fanboyism only aids your preconceived stance...
Posted By: Chungles (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 11:26 PM
Even with just one eye, I can see the future, and it's a bleak one for TNA.
Posted By: Brandon Vera (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 10:56 PM
I'm not sure I've ever laughed that hard at a comment. Timing couldn't have been any better.
I wonder how many of the TNA Trolls will even get this.
Congrats on having the comment of the month (at least).
Posted By: Ace Bradley (Registered) on March 21, 2010 at 11:28 PM
who didn't see the nash turn from miles away? other than that, the woman's match and the ending, this really wasn't too bad.
Posted By: mikeyb (Guest) on March 22, 2010 at 12:26 AM
Let's say that in the next month or so AJ turns on Flair, Abyss turns on Hogan...
We get two young guys back where they need to be with a huge rub from the two greatest names in the history of wrestling.. then you build from there.
Posted By: Guest#5674 (Guest) on March 22, 2010 at 01:20 AM
So says the piece of shit WWE marks that milk themselves to CENA Chants and the reformation for the millionth time in DX !
Or another rehashed VINCE( the Boss) Vs (insert wrestlers name here ) top guy! Yes like that never got old after he did it the first time with BRET! Than with STEVE AUSTIN! and 1 million other wrestlers since than!
But yes we are TNA trash for being WCW fans of old! FU WWE-tards ! And the rehashed shit you read on !!!!!!
Posted By: TNA TROLLS ? (Guest) on March 22, 2010 at 01:55 AM
Anyone who doesnt see this building toward AJ dropping the title to Hogan is blind.
Posted By: Radtke (Guest) on March 22, 2010 at 03:41 AM
machine guns vs generation me is the match off the year
Posted By: ecwfan (Guest) on March 22, 2010 at 05:51 AM
"Surfer Sting >>>>>>>> Emo Crow Sting
Posted By: BOWFLEX (Guest) on March 21, 2010 at 08:10 PM"
Knowing Bichof, look for Sting to become "Heath Ledger Joker" Sting
Posted By: Guest#6103 (Guest) on March 22, 2010 at 08:46 AM
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