How Serious Is Hulk Hogan's Back Pain?
Posted by Chris Lansdell on 09.07.2010
He will be in hospital for a couple more days...
TMZ is reporting that Hulk Hogan suffered a muscle tear, which is what put him in hospital with excruciating back pain. Hogan blames it on not taking enough breaks while picking up seashells on the beach with his girlfriend Jennifer.
The report says that doctors are doing more tests on Hogan's back, which will keep him in hospital for a while. Hogan says he will need to stay "another two days," which will mean he will miss all of the current round of TNA Impact tapings.
Posted By: helpful helper (Guest) on September 07, 2010 at 07:16 PM
lol
Posted By: Guest#6099 (Guest) on September 07, 2010 at 07:17 PM
Well you know something mean Gene, she sells seashells by the sea shore, brother!
Posted By: Capt Sassypants (Guest) on September 07, 2010 at 07:18 PM
Seashells did what Earthquake or Sting couldn't do...kill Hulkamania.
Posted By: Failtastic (Guest) on September 07, 2010 at 07:26 PM
*Hogan says he will need to stay "another two days," which will mean he will miss all of the current round of TNA Impact tapings.*
Well, I won't really be missing 'em, brother.
Posted By: Wink, Wink, Nod, Nod - Hulk (Guest) on September 07, 2010 at 07:26 PM
So seashells can end Hulkamania but Andre the Giant, Earthquake, The Macho Man nor Ted Dibiase can't?
WTF!
Posted By: Mr. Ramon (Registered) on September 07, 2010 at 07:28 PM
He sells to seashells by the sea shore.
Posted By: Propagandhi (Guest) on September 07, 2010 at 07:33 PM
She sells seashells by the see shore...
Crack!
Posted By: Guest#8225 (Guest) on September 07, 2010 at 07:34 PM
If it gives out while picking up seashells....how can he perform in the bedroom?
Posted By: Guest#0571 (Guest) on September 07, 2010 at 07:38 PM
Quick Dixie, Sign those seashells to a contract pronto!
Posted By: Guest#3889 (Guest) on September 07, 2010 at 07:41 PM
He sells for seashells by the seashore.
Feel better, brother.
Posted By: neverAcquiesce (Guest) on September 07, 2010 at 07:45 PM
Those seashells can be a bitch to pick up, oh well, as long as it keeps him away from TNA I'm happy
Posted By: Bill (Guest) on September 07, 2010 at 07:48 PM
The "THEM" Abyss has been talking about is a seashell...
Posted By: Guest#9892 (Guest) on September 07, 2010 at 07:57 PM
Somehow I don't think Hogan busted his back picking up shells. Judging by that story it was probally something even more embarrasing.
Posted By: BreakerXLT (Guest) on September 07, 2010 at 08:10 PM
Seashells put Hulkamania in the hospital. Wow.
Posted By: Dwayne (Guest) on September 07, 2010 at 08:11 PM
Whatcha gonna do when "seashell seashells from the seashore" run wild on you?
Posted By: Cindy Brady (Guest) on September 07, 2010 at 08:11 PM
Hope Hulk gets well soon. Too bad he wrestled too long.
Posted By: #1Superfan (Guest) on September 07, 2010 at 08:15 PM
Seashells. Yeah, like those will put butts in the seats.
Posted By: Tony Schiavone (Guest) on September 07, 2010 at 08:19 PM
Now if Bishoff would just get get a small injury that would keep him out for a few months.....
Posted By: Ron (Guest) on September 07, 2010 at 08:20 PM
I kept telling him to walk away, that slamming the shells was enough, but he had to try the legdrop on the hard sand near the water.
The saddest thing was that, semi-comatose and in a huge amount of pain, he was cupping his hands to his ears thinking that the ocean was his adoring Hulkamaniacs.
He made a sand angel and didn't even realise.
Posted By: Jennifer (Guest) on September 07, 2010 at 08:28 PM
You'd think that taking bumps, even if they were fairly minor (and by "bumps" I mean very slowly reacting as Ric Flair pretends to punch him) like 2 weeks after having back surgery may have something to do with it.
Posted By: Dr. Jones (Guest) on September 07, 2010 at 08:30 PM
Hey I could pick up seashells with a BROKEN FREAKIN NECK! Oh its true! Its damn true!
Posted By: Kurt Angle (Guest) on September 07, 2010 at 08:33 PM
"I tore a back muscle picking up seashells just the other day and I`m fine today!!"
Posted By: Kurt Angle (Guest) on September 07, 2010 at 08:42 PM
I'll be your new TNA Champion soon.
Posted By: Seashells (Guest) on September 07, 2010 at 08:53 PM
Hogan sold for seashells
Posted By: Seashells (Guest) on September 07, 2010 at 08:57 PM
Just trying to listen to the ocean brother
Posted By: Guest#1427 (Guest) on September 07, 2010 at 09:13 PM
"The "THEM" Abyss has been talking about is a seashell... "
They = Seashells...that's funny stuff
Posted By: Laughing Man (Guest) on September 07, 2010 at 09:18 PM
Dude there is no way hulk could or should wrestle anymore just keep up his RAC commercials with Troy Aikman. Honestly, TNA and Dixie Carter should trim the excess fat from TNA (Hogan, Mick, Flair, etc).
Posted By: Guest#7708 (Guest) on September 07, 2010 at 09:21 PM
They should have a wrestler going around as "The Seashell" going around TNA claiming to have killed Hulkamania... only to job once he becomes popular and then instantly and for unexplained reasons released on the spot
Posted By: Puff (Guest) on September 07, 2010 at 09:40 PM
*** News Alert ***
"Hogan jobs to seashells!"
Posted By: helpful helper (Guest) on September 07, 2010 at 07:16 PM
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Done in one.
Posted By: Guest#6081 (Guest) on September 07, 2010 at 10:07 PM
Gimme a shell yeah!
Posted By: Shark Boy (Guest) on September 07, 2010 at 10:51 PM
Take the shells, into A NOSEDIVE...Hoke...Ho-kin
Posted By: Ultimate Warrior (Guest) on September 07, 2010 at 10:53 PM
Say your prayers, drink your milk, and take your vicodine kids if you wanna be like me! And don't forget to take your big, leather, oversized weight belt to the beach with you when picking up sea shells. I didnt get these muscles picking daisies.
Posted By: Hulk Smash...back (Guest) on September 07, 2010 at 11:05 PM
the first ever seashells on a pole match coming to the next TNA ppv!
Posted By: jcm (Guest) on September 08, 2010 at 12:20 AM
VINTAGE SEASHELLS!!!
Posted By: Michael Cole (Guest) on September 08, 2010 at 12:58 AM
"Well you know something mean Gene, she sells seashells by the sea shore, brother!
Posted By: Capt Sassypants (Guest) on September 07, 2010 at 07:18 PM"
Pissed my fucking pants!!!
Posted By: Guest (Guest) on September 08, 2010 at 02:41 AM
Hulk Hogan vs Seashells / The Couch
Whatcha gonna do brother!?
Posted By: fran (Guest) on September 08, 2010 at 02:50 AM
Why so serious?
Posted By: Heath ... Slater (Guest) on September 08, 2010 at 03:53 AM
Hulk, you are SO lucky this happened after the Roast!?!
Posted By: The Hoff (Guest) on September 08, 2010 at 03:55 AM
That sea shell weighed over 867 pounds brother!
Posted By: Hulk Hogan (Guest) on September 08, 2010 at 07:37 AM
He sells for sea shell, but not Vader? Maybe Jake "The Snake" Roberts should have wrestled Hogan. During the match Jake goes for the bag to get the snake, But to suprized of the croud he pulls out some sea shells, and Hogan goes down faster than his daughter in the back of recording studio.
Posted By: Billy Jack Haynes (Guest) on September 08, 2010 at 08:31 AM
I'm going to make a prediction.
Hogan is in rehab before the end of 2010. I think that he's liking the painkillers a little too much. Tore a muscle picking up seashells? Yeaaahhh, I buy that.
There are some fucking funny comments on here.
Posted By: cabronte (Guest) on September 08, 2010 at 09:53 PM
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