Head of Mustache Institute Upset Over Hulk Hogan's Plans To Shave
Posted by Ashish on 01.12.2012
He says Hogan shaving will cause angels to die and fall to earth...
Dr. Aaron Perlut, Chairman of the American Mustache Institute, says he is upset with Hulk Hogan's plans to shave off his mustache, saying Hogan is "seen as a longtime leading figure in the sexually dynamic Mustached American community."
Perlut says, "Not only would the removal of his lower nose foliage cause angels in heaven to die and fall to earth -- as is written in biblical texts -- but it would send a poor message to young people of Mustached American descent who wish to embrace the Mustached American experience."
"We do hope that Mr. Hogan, for whom we have great reverence, reconsiders shaving his upper lip shading device as millions of those he has inspired would be greatly let down, leading to mass chaos and deep bouts of depression in the Mustached American community."
As we reported earlier, Hogan is planning to shave off his facial hair.
Posted By: cwell510 (Guest) on January 12, 2012 at 04:42 PM
lmao...hell of a statement :P
Posted By: Yup (Guest) on January 12, 2012 at 04:43 PM
Typical American... It is not just going to effect the Moustached community in America, it is actually a global impact that will be felt on an international level. A sad sad day.
Posted By: Aussie (Guest) on January 12, 2012 at 04:49 PM
Is this real?
Posted By: Guest#9626 (Guest) on January 12, 2012 at 05:05 PM
Looks like another lawsuit for Hogan.
Stay strong! Fight for what's right!!
Posted By: Chucky (Guest) on January 12, 2012 at 05:06 PM
really really really!
Posted By: guestone (Guest) on January 12, 2012 at 05:13 PM
Hands down, this is the greatest "news" report to ever grace 411
Posted By: Guest#6278 (Guest) on January 12, 2012 at 05:16 PM
Best response ever.
Posted By: Guest#0928 (Guest) on January 12, 2012 at 05:18 PM
Upset! How do you think I feel? It used to tickle my balls.
Posted By: B. Bruti (Guest) on January 12, 2012 at 05:19 PM
The person who said this crap is a doctor?!
Posted By: Guest#9709 (Guest) on January 12, 2012 at 05:21 PM
Hilarious!
Posted By: Guest#8595 (Guest) on January 12, 2012 at 05:24 PM
Good god even Hogan's mustache shaving is a trainwreck
Posted By: Bill (Guest) on January 12, 2012 at 05:25 PM
Is there some type of facebook petition we can sign to keep Hogan's mustache where it belongs?
Posted By: Vic Tomato (Guest) on January 12, 2012 at 05:30 PM
How many damn posts do we need about Hogan's shaving habits???????
Slow news day boys?
WTF is happening behind the scenes of TNA?
Posted By: Guest#4323 (Guest) on January 12, 2012 at 05:31 PM
WHAT THE FUCK!!!???
Posted By: Guest#6595 (Guest) on January 12, 2012 at 05:33 PM
'Son, if you want to continue working here, lay off the drugs okay?'
Posted By: Mr McDowell (Guest) on January 12, 2012 at 05:36 PM
hogan's mustache is more over than aj styles
Posted By: Zombie Benoit (Guest) on January 12, 2012 at 05:42 PM
lower nose foliage?
dead angels?
upper lip shading device?
mass chaos?
This is the best chuckle I've had in MONTHS!
Posted By: Guest#9725 (Guest) on January 12, 2012 at 05:44 PM
This guy should write some storylines
Posted By: BackBurner (Guest) on January 12, 2012 at 05:50 PM
wow are we being serious right now? Is that a joke? Who is getting Punked?
Posted By: Wes is a TROLL (Guest) on January 12, 2012 at 05:51 PM
oh oh. hogan has done it now.
Posted By: Guest#8386 (Guest) on January 12, 2012 at 05:52 PM
lmao.
Posted By: Guest#3148 (Guest) on January 12, 2012 at 05:53 PM
who doesn't hogan piss off?
Posted By: Guest#6104 (Guest) on January 12, 2012 at 05:54 PM
This may have been what the Mayan calendar meant ending in 2012.
Posted By: Zaxxon (Guest) on January 12, 2012 at 05:57 PM
This is too funny.
Posted By: Darth Funk (Guest) on January 12, 2012 at 06:04 PM
Umm hes shaved his stache plenty times before.
Posted By: Guest#5485 (Guest) on January 12, 2012 at 06:14 PM
If that was meant as tongue in cheek, it was kind of awesome. If not, kind of creepy.
Posted By: BJC (Guest) on January 12, 2012 at 06:19 PM
AMAZING
Posted By: OLEE (Guest) on January 12, 2012 at 06:22 PM
I'm not sure I want to live in a world where hogan is not stached up.
Posted By: Original Randy (Guest) on January 12, 2012 at 06:25 PM
No.
Posted By: Guest#1901 (Guest) on January 12, 2012 at 06:28 PM
W....T....F....did I just read? LOL
Posted By: 1212 (Guest) on January 12, 2012 at 06:33 PM
"upper lip shading device"? That was retarded
Posted By: Guest#4758 (Guest) on January 12, 2012 at 06:39 PM
Wow, this guy is frickin insane.
Posted By: Guest#3152 (Guest) on January 12, 2012 at 07:02 PM
if this is true and not some kind of horrible sick joke. i hope president obama lowers all federal flags to half mast.
Posted By: Moonajuana (Guest) on January 12, 2012 at 07:17 PM
American Mustache Institute? Is this Perlut guy really serious? What the fuck? It is just a guy shaving his fucking mustache.
If Hogan shaving his mustache was gonna cause a disaster in the heavens or whatever, shouldn't it have happened IN 1995 AFTER KEVIN SULLIVAN SHAVED HOGAN'S MUSTACHE ON NITRO?
This Perlut guy needs to be put in another institute. The mental institution.
Posted By: Guest#1700 (Guest) on January 12, 2012 at 07:32 PM
"Hulk Hogan" and "Sexually Dynamic" in the same article.
Great, there goes my libido.
Posted By: Guest#0107 (Guest) on January 12, 2012 at 07:37 PM
I BLAME OBAMA FOR THIS!!!!
Posted By: Parsley (Guest) on January 12, 2012 at 07:42 PM
Dr. Perlut.....You sir, are a fucking idiot. Get the fuck over yourself you retarded douchebag. And if you "have great reverence" for Hulk Hogan, then you're in serious need of a straight-jacket and some strong anti-psychotic drugs. In other words, you're a goddamn lunatic.
Posted By: chucky (Guest) on January 12, 2012 at 07:53 PM
thank you for covering this. the main stream media is barely talking about it.
Posted By: MTL (Guest) on January 12, 2012 at 08:06 PM
Umm......He's shaved it before. Geez!
Posted By: The Truth (Guest) on January 12, 2012 at 08:10 PM
perhaps tna should cancel tonights impact airing, and show a retrospect of hogans mustache.
Posted By: Zip (Guest) on January 12, 2012 at 08:15 PM
What happened to people's sense of humor? there are too many people in this world who take life way to serious, or have they never heard of tongue in cheek, or dry wit.
Posted By: Keep it real (Guest) on January 12, 2012 at 08:31 PM
Just read that "Hogan's Mustache" is trending world wide on twitter.
Also heard extra police have been called into the Tampa area for looting & possible riots.
Posted By: Vic Tomato (Guest) on January 12, 2012 at 08:53 PM
I wish I woke up knowing this was the biggest freakin issue on my plate. Someone tell this guy to get laid and get a life.
Posted By: The Coach (Guest) on January 12, 2012 at 09:18 PM
Those above and below who are bashing this sarcarstic statement never has had a mustache.
Posted By: Dr. Wiki (Guest) on January 12, 2012 at 09:21 PM
I thought Hogan had to shave because of his mouth surgery, etc? Cut the Hulkster some slack, BROTHER!
Posted By: RDog (Guest) on January 12, 2012 at 09:22 PM
As a devoted member of the AMI, and a avid reader of "Mustache Monthly". I agree that this is a dark day for all of us.
Magnum TA, Blackjack Mulligan, Ox Baker, Rick Rude, Iron Sheik, Rick Steiner, Jake Roberts, Colonel DeBeers, Sgt Slaughter etc.
All wore their mustaches with honor, but none shined brighter than the Hulksters.
Godspeed.
Posted By: Poi (Guest) on January 12, 2012 at 10:12 PM
This guy can sleep well knowing that Vickie Guererro's mustache isn't going anywhere
Posted By: Guest#0678 (Guest) on January 12, 2012 at 11:07 PM
Subscribing to this guys podcast.
Posted By: sweet Lou (Guest) on January 13, 2012 at 08:52 AM
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