Hulk Hogan Says Battery Back In His Back Can Arouse Him
Posted by Ashish on 01.27.2012
Hogan always has crazy stuff to say...
Hulk Hogan recently told CTV News that a battery pack in his back can make his nipples and "wiener" stand up. Here's the full quote.
"It's an electric stim you know? If the pain in my back is too bad and it goes to my head, there's an electrical current that I can turn on that will cancel out any pain waves; it pretty much makes you so you don't feel the pain. It's not a drug, it's just electricity. I've got like a garage door controller with all these buttons on how intense I want to make it, my nipples stand on end if I want to! And my wiener stands straight. It's much better than Viagra!"
aside from the gross stuff.. so this device is basically lying to hogan to think he feels fight wen in reality his body is falling apart.. im sure eventually hes going to have that thing cranked to the max and wen the battery dies hes going to just get a heart attack and break in half
Posted By: wylun (Guest) on January 27, 2012 at 04:23 PM
Two things!!!
1) TMI!!!! That is news you should keep to yourself TurboMan wannabe!!! (yes that was a nod to Show, in a nice way)
2) Brother Bruti must be lovin him the extra charge he's getting now!! Oh brother, brother, where at thou brother, turn that sum a beehatch to 11 and make me you're Disiple once again before I have to wipe you're ass brother!!!
Posted By: Lord Keedik (Guest) on January 27, 2012 at 04:23 PM
It gives him the strength to bodyslam Metallica or somethingIdontcareanymore
Posted By: neverAcquiesce (Guest) on January 27, 2012 at 04:37 PM
these quotes from hogan have gone from idiot-desperate-pathetic-and now funny. hogan just makes me laugh now
Posted By: Adrian (Guest) on January 27, 2012 at 04:58 PM
Now if only Brother Bruti would get one brother...
Posted By: Hulk Hogan (Guest) on January 27, 2012 at 05:07 PM
Can someone please shut this guy up? First the drunk video, then Metallica and now this
Posted By: Bill (Guest) on January 27, 2012 at 05:09 PM
I heard he named the battery pack Brutus...Also way to fuck up the headline Ashish the battery back in his back?
Posted By: Battery Back (Guest) on January 27, 2012 at 05:20 PM
Oh brother
Posted By: Guest#4801 (Guest) on January 27, 2012 at 05:21 PM
hogan calls warrior a idiot and he tells us this? smh.
Posted By: Guest#8195 (Guest) on January 27, 2012 at 05:23 PM
So Hogan no-sells viagra.
Posted By: Guest#9546 (Guest) on January 27, 2012 at 05:25 PM
TNA = retirement home wrestling..
Posted By: Guest#1153 (Guest) on January 27, 2012 at 05:26 PM
oh lawdy....
Posted By: AG Awesome (Guest) on January 27, 2012 at 05:29 PM
Haha that's awesome.
Posted By: Guest#7654 (Guest) on January 27, 2012 at 05:35 PM
So, that's how he got a new girlfriend!
Posted By: Elevenseven (Guest) on January 27, 2012 at 06:34 PM
I bet Brooke knows about Little Hulkster standing straight...well he did show her in that one video with Jimmy Hart in the room..
Posted By: Sephiroth (Guest) on January 27, 2012 at 07:03 PM
"My stands straight... but it's still really small. I used those natural male enhancements and watched Brooke do a striptease. Brother, there isn't anything that fixes a small weiner."
Posted By: Hulk Hogan's Brother (Guest) on January 27, 2012 at 07:59 PM
I bet Brooke gave it to him as a Birthday Present.
Posted By: Guest#6532 (Guest) on January 27, 2012 at 08:27 PM
Tha fuck?
Posted By: That guy (Guest) on January 27, 2012 at 08:50 PM
He said wiener. lol
Posted By: flair fan (Guest) on January 27, 2012 at 09:35 PM
What is with all of the Hogan news items lately?
Maybe if we just ignore him, he'll go away. The more we enable him, the more he's going to talk about performing with Metallica in front of 2,000,000 people on the moon with 9 billion pound angry, nasty, stinky, wart-infested giants attacking him. All while his back gizmo was giving him an erection, allowing him to have a three-some with Brooke and Brother Bruti.
Dude's as nuts as Warrior Warrior.
Posted By: The Ethnic Squirrel (Guest) on January 27, 2012 at 09:41 PM
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