Ultimate Warrior Announces His Return To The Ring
Posted by Ashish on 04.19.2008
Warrior Warrior returning for Madrid show...
Ultimate Warrior's agent released the following statement today.
The Ultimate Warrior Announces His Return To Pro Wrestling
Staggering news resounded in the NWE Arena during the Madrid show on April 19th. More than 15,000 fans had the chance to see the award presentation which celebrated the career of professional wrestling icon, The Ultimate Warrior; who was in attendance to accept his award. However, controversy erupted during the presentation when NWE Champion Orlando Jordan mocked a young fan of Warrior's at the event. Warrior was quick to come to the defense of this fan which led to a heated conflict between Warrior and Jordan.
On June 25th 2008 in Barcelona, after a 12 year absence from the ring, The Ultimate Warrior will officially make his wrestling comeback in a match against Jordan. The news was confirmed this morning by Warrior's agent, Bernie Gernay in a statement.
"For over 10 years this is what the entire wrestling world has been waiting for, the return of the Warrior. We are excited to bring back the greatest character and energy to ever get into the ring. Ultimate Warrior is an incredible marketing machine and has kept a tremendous value to his name which is why the NWE has stepped up with a substantial deal that worked very well for both sides. There is no disputing that Warrior left a mark on professional wrestling that no other talent did and the reason why still today he is often imitated, but never duplicated."
Over the next few days the NWE will inform fans of the preparations for one of the biggest and most important wrestling events ever to be held in Europe. As the news progresses it is sure to be the headlines of wrestling news and forums throughout the internet and will most certainly have all in the wrestling industry and fans alike in great anticipation to see what the Warrior will deliver on June 25th, and perhaps beyond.
Posted By: Orlando Jordan (Guest) on April 19, 2008 at 09:04 PM
I guess he wants to rid the Wrestling world of "queers" and "cripples." QUEERIN' DON'T MAKE THE WORLD RIGHT SON!!!
Posted By: JJ (Guest) on April 19, 2008 at 09:04 PM
Sweet Jesus
Posted By: whitley (Guest) on April 19, 2008 at 09:06 PM
oh glorious glories of the heavens supported by the destrucity of all the little woyahs! The power that flows thru the veins and the power of the woyahhh shall reign forever!
Posted By: gravel801 (Guest) on April 19, 2008 at 09:08 PM
YES!!!! Warrior Warrior Jim Warrior Ultimate Warrior Warrior has returned! The wrestling world can move forward now, as it certainly has not done in the ten years in his absence. Thank the stars and the heavens and the powers in the veins of the Warryaaaaaahs!
Posted By: MP (Guest) on April 19, 2008 at 09:10 PM
Seems like whenever I write about someone in my column they immediately show up in the news section. Am I psychic?
Posted By: Gary Traverson (Registered) on April 19, 2008 at 09:10 PM
It aint no comeback until he faces Trips. He OWES him that.
Posted By: CM Wolf (Guest) on April 19, 2008 at 09:10 PM
the ultimate hasbeen is returning for an indy show.
Posted By: jerry (Guest) on April 19, 2008 at 09:11 PM
Wow, Warrior is in for a surprise when he finds out Jordan swings for the other team.....
Posted By: Krowe (Guest) on April 19, 2008 at 09:12 PM
Warrior and Orlando Jordan?
NO BUYS!
Posted By: Chris (Guest) on April 19, 2008 at 09:12 PM
So I guess Halloween Havoc 1998 never happened then. ;)
Posted By: Texas Kelly (Guest) on April 19, 2008 at 09:14 PM
God no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted By: Punkhead (Guest) on April 19, 2008 at 09:14 PM
I'm sorry everyone. This is all fault for Warrior coming back to wrestling. I watched the The Self Destruction of The Ultimate Warrior on DVD last night, and me and my friends mocked him after watching the video. It looks like he overheard us and is now going to show us like Stevie Richards. I apologize to all decent wrestling fans for damning us with such a lunatic of a wrestler. So assume the controls and pray for our mortal souls.
Posted By: Captain_Snackpipe (Guest) on April 19, 2008 at 09:15 PM
Can this guy just die already. He was a fad thats it. He had THE title for a year. It wasnt that great. Get over it. Warrior comes back to get award and then See Orlando Jordan(I thought he was dead) talk trash to a kid. Give me a break.
Posted By: Chris (Guest) on April 19, 2008 at 09:17 PM
So, that's where Orlando Jordan's been.
Posted By: Haha (Guest) on April 19, 2008 at 09:21 PM
Truly, this event can only be complete with Orlando Jordan as the recipient of some tough, wet Warrior love. I wonder what the deal was that worked well for both sides: I say $300 up front, and 45 minutes on the mic afterwards to say whatever Warrior wants.
And does Warrior W. Warrior know that you can spell the word "gay" using some of the letters of his agent's last name? If he does, then he can't be happy about that.
Posted By: Gillan (Guest) on April 19, 2008 at 09:26 PM
WTH
Posted By: Darkstar (Guest) on April 19, 2008 at 09:27 PM
I say we make this a triple-threat, Brother!!
Posted By: Hulk Hogan (Guest) on April 19, 2008 at 09:27 PM
Wait...
So he's pretending like his WCW run never existed?
Because that would be less than 10 years, not a "12 year absence"
Posted By: Tommy (Guest) on April 19, 2008 at 09:29 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
*Breathes*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA.
Posted By: Tomahawk (Guest) on April 19, 2008 at 09:30 PM
WOYAHHHHH!!!
Just stay gone freak.
Posted By: FUZEY (Guest) on April 19, 2008 at 09:30 PM
And may God have mercy on us all.
Posted By: Tom (Guest) on April 19, 2008 at 09:33 PM
"what the entire wrestling world has waited for"......I think i just shat myself :/
Posted By: mark (Guest) on April 19, 2008 at 09:33 PM
this is interesting news...could this be the first step towards hogan-warrior at wrestlemania 25?
Posted By: setobakura (Guest) on April 19, 2008 at 09:34 PM
yes, yes, yes! Hopefully he will face Iron Sheik next.
Posted By: Guest#9858 (Guest) on April 19, 2008 at 09:34 PM
this will be awesome.
Posted By: tonyface (Guest) on April 19, 2008 at 09:35 PM
Oh sweet god. Youtube, June 26th, I will be looking for this sorry piece of footage. Really, was anyone asking for this? What I want to know is where did they find anyone under 30 who is a fan of the Ultimate Warrior?
Posted By: XHU (Guest) on April 19, 2008 at 09:36 PM
wow..."NWE". He's in the big leagues now!
Posted By: Guest#4792 (Guest) on April 19, 2008 at 09:37 PM
Does Warrior realize Orlando Jordan is bisexual?
Posted By: m8 (Guest) on April 19, 2008 at 09:39 PM
Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
Posted By: Dyslexik (Guest) on April 19, 2008 at 09:40 PM
And? So? Whatever. Next.
Posted By: O.W.N. (Guest) on April 19, 2008 at 09:42 PM
HOLY SHIT
Posted By: JP (Guest) on April 19, 2008 at 09:47 PM
"So I guess Halloween Havoc 1998 never happened then. ;)"
You HAD to remind me!! I'd blocked it out until now..
Posted By: aguysomewhere (Guest) on April 19, 2008 at 10:01 PM
Don't ever shake taker's hand....ever. Reasons: 1.)You get jobbed out to a Beniot in 8 seconds.
2.) You turn gay
3.) You get crucified by taker.
4.) And to top it off, you get to face the dingo warrior...in spain...and then he kills you after because you were queering with your boyfriend renee dupree.
Posted By: K.O.W. (Guest) on April 19, 2008 at 10:16 PM
"So I guess Halloween Havoc 1998 never happened then. ;)"
You HAD to remind me!! I'd blocked it out until now.."
Why in the hell would you want to block out something as spectacularly awesome as the Warrior Warrior Barrel Roll of Doom? I still consider that to be one of the most important moments of my formative teenage years. Then again, I find nothing more hilarious than the antics of people with severe mental disabilities, so anything involving Warrior Warrior Jim instantly earns a spot in my Top 10 list of Greatest Things Ever.
Posted By: Bub (Guest) on April 19, 2008 at 10:20 PM
[ X ] Burned Bridge with Vince McMahon. (check)
[ X ] TNA wouldn't try to match his work rate. (check)
[ X ] "Warrior" comic book failed. (check)
[ X ] Public Speaking Arrangements failed after insane speech at a college last year. (check)
[ X ] Website hits plummet when Randy Savage's insane and unintelligellable anti-McMahon / Triple H rants steal thunder and interest. (check)
[ X ] NWE check to cover costs of renewing drivers license for "Jim Warrior" clears. (check)
Posted By: Brother Love (Guest) on April 19, 2008 at 10:29 PM
do either one of these guys speak spanish.? owe wait jordan speaks that international language of love.
can you say......
TRAINWRECK
Posted By: ted g (Guest) on April 19, 2008 at 10:32 PM
I'm sure if I thought long and hard enough, I could find a way to blame this on Hogan.
Posted By: Michael L (Guest) on April 19, 2008 at 10:45 PM
In general, the business itself should have a slogan for moments like this.
Pro Wrestling: You just can't make this sh*t up.
Posted By: Stephanie (Guest) on April 19, 2008 at 10:45 PM
im hoping for OJ on this one. GO LGBT! xD
Posted By: Chris (Guest) on April 19, 2008 at 10:51 PM
hey Jerry, just because it is a foreign show doesn't make it an indy show. Stupid fuck, you think Indy shows draw 15,000 people. I guess in your terms New Japan and shit are Indy shows, even though they draw WWE size Pay Per View numbers.
Posted By: Chris (Guest) on April 20, 2008 at 12:29 AM
OH THANK GOD IT'S NOT TNA. i really was expecting it.
Posted By: hellboysetsfire (Guest) on April 20, 2008 at 12:34 AM
Words cannot discribe the joy of this moment
Posted By: one warrior nation (Guest) on April 20, 2008 at 01:10 AM
Totally. My money is on Orlando to win this one via pinfall.
Posted By: Engel (Guest) on April 20, 2008 at 01:14 AM
i heard that orlando jordan won that belt at NWE's biggest event called "Friday Night Sissy Fights"
Posted By: Ramirez (Guest) on April 20, 2008 at 02:16 AM
Wait, somebody made Orlando Jordan a champion? Again?
Oh good lord...
Posted By: Guest#8416 (Guest) on April 20, 2008 at 03:42 AM
Muahahaha
so Warrior Warrior finally has a feud worthy of HIS FUCKINGLY IMPORTANT PERSONA - against Orlando Jordan... Indeed it is an opponent truly worthy of the WARRIAH's mettle!
(who is btw mostly remembered for jobbing 3 times in a row to Chris Benoit under 30 seconds).
Posted By: Guest#4365 (Guest) on April 20, 2008 at 04:23 AM
No bis! (except for Orlando Jordan)
Posted By: J (Guest) on April 20, 2008 at 06:01 AM
orlando jordan is going to beat him
Posted By: jeff (Guest) on April 20, 2008 at 07:31 AM
ONE WARRIOR NATION LIVES!!!!!
Posted By: Guru (Guest) on April 20, 2008 at 07:36 AM
I'd rather see Warrior Warrior Warrior Warrior fight The Iron Sheik in a shoot match.
What's the betting that he holds up the company for more money before going to the ring that night.
You know, you'd think this would make Orlando a face, given that it's pretty much universally accepted now that Warrior is an A-Hole. Then again maybe they don't get the internet in Spain. Lol. (yes I know they do, shhh).
Gotta say though, that self destruction DVD was blatantly one sided and a tad unfair. If they thought he was that bad at the time they surely wouldn't have made him world champ.
Not that I'm defending the crazy f'ers personality or wrestling skills. He did however cause a lot of excitement for the kids (and I was one at the time).
Really all those Cena haters should be able to appreciate that at least Warrior had short matches!
Finally Macho can ramble incoherently all he wants because he's still deserving of a Hall of Fame spot (that he'll probably never get due to Vince).
Posted By: Fenris (Guest) on April 20, 2008 at 08:31 AM
One year from now Warrior is going to hold every single title in TNA, he'll even one-up Kurt Angle by winning the Knock-Outs' title too.
Posted By: EZMark (Guest) on April 20, 2008 at 10:12 AM
Time to fill the rocket with Warrior Fuel.
This. Is. Great. News.
Posted By: Yes! (Guest) on April 20, 2008 at 10:19 AM
lol...
Posted By: Banz (Guest) on April 20, 2008 at 11:08 AM
Warrior understands no one gives a fuck, right? Damn, that Bernie guy sure earns his pay, don't he? And if you were Warrior, you'd want to forget Halloween Havoc 1998 too.
Posted By: the Mad Redneck (Registered) on April 20, 2008 at 11:29 AM
Of course nobody ever duplicated his character..dumbest thing of all time. I have to wonder how far away HE is from that character..my guess is NOT.
Posted By: kayfabegal (Guest) on April 20, 2008 at 11:29 AM
Glad to see Orlando is doing good for himeself..
Posted By: Bolton (Guest) on April 20, 2008 at 11:51 AM
I bet he no-shows.
Posted By: Matt (Guest) on April 20, 2008 at 12:07 PM
Dumbest thing of all time?? Is that why he got the biggest pops of all time? Quit yer crying and get over it.
Posted By: Rodan (Guest) on April 20, 2008 at 12:27 PM
I met that red-faced roid freak in the 90's when he was champion and Andre was on his farewell tour. The match lasted a total of 10 seconds, due to Andres health at the time. When me and my buds saw him unloading his trunk we walked up and asked for a picture. The Whorior turned and yelled "NO PICTURES, I NEED TO REST THIS BODY." We all started laughing till he insanely chased us into the hotel and tried to get us thrown off the premises. But one of our parents had a room rented there so we spent the whole night banging on his door and rubbing the cracks of our asses on his doorknob. Hey we were just kids.
Posted By: Scrotum Pole (Guest) on April 20, 2008 at 12:34 PM
Screw you warrior haters! Hes one of the best and your all just jealous you never made a sucessful career in wrestling. The destruction dvd was a bashing cos warrior wudnt do it! That dvd wud be a different story if he had agreed to do it. And chris why dont do what you said. His run as champ was great. If you said that to warrior he wud kick your ass you loser!
Posted By: Steven1977 (Guest) on April 20, 2008 at 12:38 PM
LOL OMG I thought Warrior was dead or forgot he was a "wrestler" wait a sec i forgot he was a "Wrestler" oh yeah he couldn't wrestle out of a wet paper bag... wasn't Goldberg the same way. they would both do their bit comming to the ring, hit the guy a few times, then pin them, i remember the H warrior match at mania and i think WWE should get warrior back for one night so H can kill him.
Posted By: Guest#9218 (Guest) on April 20, 2008 at 04:55 PM
Funny thing is that Rikishi of all people owns the NWE in Spain & on top of that Spain is enjoying a super hot period of buisness. That's why they have 15,000 people at their events & the money to pay for The Ultimate Warrior. I can see it now: ULTIMATE WARRIOR vs RIKISHI. Workrate fans will be flocking to that one.
Posted By: DiscipleBrutusBeefcakeO.W.N. (Guest) on April 20, 2008 at 07:26 PM
Orlando Jordan....Champion? LMAO!
Posted By: R.W.A (Guest) on April 20, 2008 at 08:56 PM
Orlando Jordan....Champion? LMAO!
Posted By: R.W.A (Guest) on April 20, 2008 at 09:03 PM
His agent can't do math. He wrestled for WCW in 1998, almost ten years ago. So, it's not a 12 year absence from the ring.
Posted By: Sev (Registered) on April 20, 2008 at 09:32 PM
We can say what we want about Warrior Warrior but a few things need to be said....
#1 - NO ONE pinned Hogan during that period of time clean, NO ONE except Jim Hellwig. That in and of itself gives him some credibility.
#2 Vince McMahon is nobodies bitch, except Warrior. Warrior GOT PAID.
#3 WCW dumped a bunch of money on him and wasted out time - but again he GOT PAID.
Warrior Squared is a smart buisnessman. When no one else had the balls to stand up to WWF/E, he did and he won... of course he is the Iron Shieks bitch, which if you think about it is one of the funniest f'ing things ever!
And now he is wrestling the bi-sexual Orlando Jordan, c'mon, a front face lock or a "go behind" will be a little more special in this match.
- Always believe - LMAO - the Iron Shiek punk'd his ass.
Posted By: JT (Guest) on April 20, 2008 at 11:23 PM
What have the Spanish done to deserve this?
Posted By: Baron Skinny (Registered) on April 21, 2008 at 05:42 AM
"For over 10 years this is what the entire wrestling world has been waiting for, the return of the Warrior . . ."
. . . in the dream match of the new millenium, versus a guy you didn't know still wrestled, holding a title we didn't know was real, in a promotion that we didn't know existed. SIGN . . . ME . . . UP . . .
Posted By: McLovin (Guest) on April 21, 2008 at 11:07 AM
Will Warrior's wrestling still be one-dimensional and will his promos still be just random , almost incomprehensible thoughts and snarling like like before?
Posted By: Chico (Guest) on April 21, 2008 at 12:38 PM
Warrior fear to challenge with Hulk bec he know that Hulk will beat him in minute.
Posted By: Oxama (Guest) on April 21, 2008 at 01:18 PM
No way! Im in Barca til 24th-damn! That is rly rly unlucky- he's my idol
Posted By: Bry (Guest) on April 22, 2008 at 07:14 AM
Warrior is one of the all-time greats. you guys have no appreciation for legendary talent. most of you are probably younger than 25, and never seen the man at the height of his greatness. thank u Warrior for coming back. I missed you greatly.
Posted By: haq90210 (Guest) on June 25, 2008 at 11:44 PM
which wrestling will he comeback to is it wwe or Tna
Posted By: Gregg (Guest) on September 22, 2008 at 03:16 PM
