Santino Marella Arrested
Posted by Larry Csonka on 05.01.2008
The WWE superstar is in some legal trouble…
WWE Superstar Santino Marella was arrested this morning at 2:57 AM on charges of Driving Under the Influence. Marella was stopped at 6301 Westshore Boulevard in Tampa, Florida and is currently being held on $500 bond.
Posted By: Sam (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 11:09 AM
It is funny picturing Santino admonishing the police officers, though. I'd pay good money to see that.
Posted By: PG (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 11:10 AM
Typical Tampa police. FREE SANTINO!
Posted By: Ronny (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 11:12 AM
he stole a subway sandwich.
Posted By: iagoali (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 11:12 AM
Jerry Stupid Lawler set him up.
Posted By: Evil Doink (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 11:12 AM
Idiot!
Posted By: Spike (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 11:13 AM
He'll get shunted down the card and forgotten about now, destroying whatever momentum he had. He'll be lucky if his career ever gets back on track.
Posted By: Ty Huston (Registered) on May 01, 2008 at 11:13 AM
This is not funny?...Of course it is. Would you imagine what he told the cops? They should make this something like the Ric Flair/Road Rage storyline.
Posted By: T.G Cock (Registered) on May 01, 2008 at 11:14 AM
Oh not funny at all but if it was Orton you guys would be all over it I bet.
Posted By: Gary (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 11:16 AM
Whaddyou meana policeaman?...I'ma jus a little tipasee
Posted By: Bob (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 11:16 AM
Q. What does FIAT stand for?
A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights
Posted By: The Sandman (ROH Champ) (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 11:17 AM
And another push comes to a grinding halt, what a fucking idiot.
Anyone caught DUI should get the book thrown at them for putting the genral public at risk.
Enjoy your stint jobbing to guys like Charlie Hass & Harry Smith on Heat Sergento !!
Posted By: Guest#1009 (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 11:19 AM
DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE, SANTINO!
Posted By: Jamal (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 11:20 AM
Now If I Can Just Get Carlito To Turn On Him, I Will Get My Full Revenge!!!
(Dr Evil Laugh) BwhaHaHa!
Posted By: The King (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 11:25 AM
haha. Loser.
Posted By: Champ (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 11:31 AM
PS. People said he could be the next Kurt Angle, I guess he really is trying to capitalize on that by being a loser drunk driver just like Kurt.
Posted By: Champ (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 11:33 AM
Son-A-Mah-Gun!
/got nothin'.
Posted By: Ryan (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 11:36 AM
all i'm picturing in my head is santino drunk off his ass telling the cops "Do-a you know who i am-a i'm-a SANTINO MARELLA!! I beat-a the Umaga in the Miliano Italia for the I-C-a Belt-a. What are-a you going to a do-a taze me with girly-a piggy a guns, oinkety-a oinkety-a oinkety ah mister-a piggity police-a
Posted By: SantinoFan (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 11:38 AM
"people said he could be the next Kurt Angle?" Really? Maybe they're TUI: Typing under the influence.
Posted By: Samer (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 11:38 AM
"Anyone caught DUI should get the book thrown at them for putting the genral
public at risk."
you mean, of course, convicted, not caught. he is innocent until proven guilty in North America.
but i agree with your sentiments.
Posted By: Darth Mortis (Registered) on May 01, 2008 at 11:40 AM
btw, Santino is canadian and doesn't have an italian accent out of character.
that means that you guys should really be replacing the 'a' with 'eh'
Posted By: Darth Mortis (Registered) on May 01, 2008 at 11:42 AM
Son...of...a...BITCH!!
Posted By: Guest#2362 (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 11:47 AM
Prudes. I think it's funny because I had a DUI run-in once. So has practically everyone I know. It happens.
Posted By: MP (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 11:50 AM
Mama mia!
Posted By: Bren Oliver (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 12:00 PM
Had a bit too much of the Steveweiser
Posted By: K.O.W. (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 12:01 PM
*Gets in car and drives away* HA! You lose, copper!
Posted By: Santino Marella (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 12:01 PM
"Prudes. I think it's funny because I had a DUI run-in once. So has practically
everyone I know. It happens."
Riiiight. Breaking the law and endangering lives "just happens", no big deal! I suppose if he killed someone in a wreck it would also be no big deal. Hey, car wrecks just happen!
Posted By: Denver (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 12:03 PM
I hope he testifies in character. Hearing him comparing himself to 'the Greek man with the goat face' and telling the female magistrates or members of the jury that they all have PMS and can't judge him fairly. It would be career suicide, but he'll probably be fired anyway.
Posted By: T.G. Corke (Registered) on May 01, 2008 at 12:04 PM
To the guy who said innocent untill proven guilty....I believe these days its Guilty till proven Innocent...anyways FREE SANTINO! Lets get the shirts made!
Posted By: ratedrko1 (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 12:05 PM
Another illegal crashed the uSA & driving druk - deport this asshole!
Posted By: Dr Bob Onit (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 12:06 PM
Imma Santino Marella..who is you occifer? Imma how do you say....former champion of Intercontinental. Imma coola then youa because I hanga with Carlito. Thata tazer will nota hur....owww-a...that'sa lotta juica...manga...son of a bitcha!!
Posted By: Santino "Moron"ella (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 12:10 PM
leave santino ALONE!!!!!! :(.......
Posted By: Jose Ruelas (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 12:12 PM
I never said it was OK, I just said it happens. It isn't one of those things that you completely flip out about over the Internet. Or go ahead and waste your sanity, see if I care.
Posted By: MP (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 12:14 PM
man i hope they dont take him off RAW cuz he is GOLD!!!
Posted By: BP (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 12:18 PM
What an idiot.
Of course, he'll get a huge push now.
Posted By: Guest#9914 (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 12:19 PM
Like so many of you I hope Santino does his case in character,
I'm a Santino Marrella, I've been an IC champion. Who is this a police a Officer who's so big he's eaten to many of the glazed a donuts. Can I have a glazed a donut. Someone give me a donut a now. What do you only think a Homer Simpson gets the Glazed donuts. I deserve a Glazed a Donut more then him and this a chubby Police Officer who looks like a man I have defended the IC title against. You know the Masters Guy.
If you give me a chance I can break this cops masterlock to prove it is he who is a guilty and I am how do you say, Innocent?
Posted By: Guest#3361 (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 12:26 PM
IT WAS-A THAT DASTARDLY SNOOPY DOGG!!
Posted By: Mike G. (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 12:27 PM
"Yousa sonamabitch, you hava the nerve to pulla me over! I will open up the can of ass whip on you."
Posted By: William (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 12:34 PM
re: Dr Bob Onit
"Another illegal crashed the uSA & driving druk - deport this asshole!"
Actually, it's like this:
Bob Onit crashed the uSA & typing druk - deport this asshole!
Just how the fuck do you crash a country? Oh, never mind...Bush has already demonstrated that.
Posted By: mrw420 (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 12:39 PM
I think WWE will tell Santino to go to rehab if he wants to keep his job, and he won't lose his push.
Posted By: Chico (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 12:43 PM
"Nothing funny about this."
LMAO This is hilarious. I can picture Carlito sitting in his room thinking about how he wish he got his ass out when he had his mind set on leaving because there goes his chance at wearing tag team decoration for the next 5-6months
Posted By: TWilliams (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 12:45 PM
Prudes. I think it's funny because I had a DUI run-in once. So has practically
everyone I know. It happens.
Posted By: MP (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 11:50 AM
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It happens because irresponsible, thoughtless people like make it happen. It doesn't happen by accident or some force on nature beyond your control. Just because "it happens" doesn't make it okay that it keeps happening. Typical alcy justifying his addiction.
Posted By: Chico (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 12:48 PM
ahhh poor Santino explaining to the cops...." I should not get an IUD, I am not having sexes"
Posted By: Draxxilla (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 12:57 PM
half of these people whining about this are probably also stil defending Benoit and crying he should still be honored in some way so take some of these complainers what their thoughts of right is.
Posted By: well... (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 01:08 PM
Thanks for the lecture, Judge Chico. Where is your seat of jurisdiction, again?
Posted By: MP (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 01:23 PM
Thanks for the lecture, Judge Chico. Where is your seat of jurisdiction, again?
Posted By: MP (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 01:26 PM
im actully quite surprised no one made a GTA refrence
Posted By: moley (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 02:10 PM
Oh well, see you on Impact
Posted By: Robin (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 02:41 PM
It's entirely possible he was near/at/above the legal limit but fine to drive. I'm not saying I condone DD but sometimes you are okay but legally you're not. That's all I'm trying to say.
Posted By: stan (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 02:43 PM
santino for president
Posted By: Guest#3297 (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 02:43 PM
"Thanks for the lecture, Judge Chico. Where is your seat of jurisdiction, again?"
Don't feel guilty MP, it happens all the time, right?
Posted By: Denver (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 03:05 PM
This is all a worked shoot. Regal gave him too many glasses of chianti. Did Joey Styles post an interview with the arresting officer yet?
Posted By: Apok (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 03:15 PM
Come on now, Santino. At least have sense enough to get JR to drive you around. That way if you get pulled over they'll never be able to tell if he's drunk or having a spell.
Posted By: Scrotum Pole (Registered) on May 01, 2008 at 04:00 PM
let those without sin cast the first stone. The BAC of .08 is often broken by people who don't even know it. Your grandma might drink 1 glass of wine and be over the limit if she is small. Not condoning it just, stating a fact.
Posted By: Bubba Army (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 04:50 PM
I just imagined Santino in character being arrested and all I can say is LOL.
Posted By: Foolio (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 05:03 PM
Yet another example of HBK's backstage politics, and HHH holding people down . . .
. . . what?
Posted By: McLovin (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 05:05 PM
whats with these wrestlers getting DUI's in Florida?
Posted By: Carlos (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 05:54 PM
He musta been out with his friends who are boys, which makes them boyfriends.
Posted By: beezy (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 06:20 PM
I can see it now.
"heyya, itsa Reno da' 411"
Posted By: Andaddy (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 07:26 PM
goodbye tag titles!
Posted By: nzlnotorious (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 11:29 PM
It so funniest and image if santino act up and speak too much with Cop, Cop was saying "that enough" and have him arrest. Santino think wwe is same as real life.
Posted By: Warren (Guest) on May 02, 2008 at 09:35 AM
half of these people whining about this are probably also stil defending Benoit
and crying he should still be honored in some way so take some of these
complainers what their thoughts of right is.
Posted By: well... (Guest)
What The Hell Does This Have To Do With BeNoIt??
You Are A Tard!!
Posted By: JLC (Guest) on May 02, 2008 at 09:49 AM
It was that damn Snoopy The Dog and Roddy The Piper!!! SHENANIGANS!
Posted By: CM Wolf (Guest) on May 02, 2008 at 11:25 AM
