Warrior to Begin Training Sessions This Week
Posted by Larry Csonka on 05.07.2008
But who will he be working with?
The Warrior has training sessions scheduled in California this week, in an effort to get in shape for his return to the ring. It was thought that he would be visiting Rick Bassman's UPW, but that is not the case. Warrior will be going to California, but will be training with former ECW and WWE star Rob Van Dam.
Posted By: Bill Bo Bagless (Guest) on May 07, 2008 at 01:06 PM
Now that is a freakin' TV sitcom in the making.
Posted By: AWESOME (Guest) on May 07, 2008 at 01:08 PM
crazy. people will hate on him but people will be eager to see what this nut job
will do next. Hopefully RVD can teach him some moves with a little more variety
than clothsline and splash
Posted By: zakk (Guest) on May 07, 2008 at 01:08 PM
Five star frog splash from the warrior!
Posted By: MGB (Guest) on May 07, 2008 at 01:14 PM
I'm not sure if I beleive this. I don't think a conservative nut like Warrior
would even associate with a self professed pro weed guy like RVD. buy maybe if
this was true RVD could teach him a few new moves.
Posted By: Davy (Guest) on May 07, 2008 at 01:15 PM
Wow.
"Destrucity, man. Yeah. We're all Warriors, man... whoa."
Posted By: JP (Guest) on May 07, 2008 at 01:18 PM
Doesn't suprise me one bit that the queer hating conservative pschopath is
teaming up with Mr. Marijuana. Christians always adjust their morality when
there's a buck to be made (or a child to molest)
Posted By: Guest#2219 (Guest) on May 07, 2008 at 01:24 PM
I'm going to teach him how to smoke without inhaling.
Posted By: RVD (Guest) on May 07, 2008 at 01:25 PM
To be honest... marijuana is EXACTLY what Warrior needs. You know, it's really
REALLY hard to be hateful asshole when you're stoned......
"Hey Rob!!!! You know what doesn't make the world go round?"
"What man?"
"........................................"
(several seconds pass)
Warrior: "What?"
RVD: "Man, that's what I was asking you...."
"................."
Warrior: My tassles are SO cool!!!
Posted By: M:-X (Guest) on May 07, 2008 at 01:31 PM
Hi, I'm Warrior's Warrior's trainer trainer. I thought you fans might want to
be updated on his workouts, so here goes...
Day 1 -
Run to ring from locker room (10 sets of 1)
Shake ring ropes for 10 seconds (10 sets of 1)
That's it for today. Check out tomorrow's workout, uhhh, tomorrow.
Posted By: Biff Tricep (Guest) on May 07, 2008 at 01:42 PM
RVD and Warrior would make an awesome sitcom.
Two of a Kind.
Posted By: Mikey (Guest) on May 07, 2008 at 01:43 PM
M:-X that was hilarious.. And warrior isn't a Christian, he'll bash them too.
Only one he hasn't railed on is himself. Personally I hope he'll be quiet for a
while and put on a good show. Key word there is hope...
Posted By: Guest#8503 (Guest) on May 07, 2008 at 01:44 PM
Oh, look! Guest#2219 is an unabashed bigot! How cute!
Posted By: Terry (Guest) on May 07, 2008 at 01:44 PM
my god, it's like a bad sitcom that I'd die to see.
Posted By: L (Guest) on May 07, 2008 at 02:11 PM
Oh Look! Terry's a moron!
You sure got me, anonymous email poster!!! You have definitely put me in my
place, Yep, I am a changed man. You have totally altered my perspective.
Jesus is fake....
Posted By: Guest#6498 (Guest) on May 07, 2008 at 02:23 PM
"Doesn't suprise me one bit that the queer hating conservative pschopath
is
teaming up with Mr. Marijuana. Christians always adjust their morality when
there's a buck to be made (or a child to molest)"
This is not only the best thing ever written in the comments section, but it is
also the truest thing.
I salute you, Guest#2219.
Terry, you must be a christian, since they seem to be the first to bust out the
racist tag on anyone who doesn't agree with their point of view.
Guest#2219 is right, you know it, i know it.
Posted By: Darth Mortis (Registered) on May 07, 2008 at 02:27 PM
That's funny Terry, because Christians are never bigoted towards gays, or
muslims, or females that want to be priests or make decisions concerning their
bodies......
The only bigots are the atheists! You are so wise........
Posted By: Terry is gay (Guest) on May 07, 2008 at 02:27 PM
Even though he was the worst performer and had a terrible attitude toward the
business, I'm still going to mark out a little when he returns. Maybe RVD can
actually teach him how to sell and actually do a few moves. An updated Warrior
that brings new things to the table would be nice to see in the WWE for a final
one year run would be great. Probably won't happen though because he'll want
750K for a month of work, haha. I'm hoping for the best.
Posted By: D* (Guest) on May 07, 2008 at 02:44 PM
WRESTLING, people. Nobody cares what you feebs think about organized religion.
You could fill all of the Interwebs with what you people don't know. Back to
the wrestling.
Posted By: The REAL MP (Registered) on May 07, 2008 at 02:44 PM
Speaking AS an aethiest...
(From Encarta)
"Prejudice: a preformed and unsubstantiated judgment or opinion about an
individual or a group, either favorable or unfavorable in nature. In modern
usage, however, the term most often denotes an unfavorable or hostile attitude
toward other people based on their membership in another social or ethnic
group. The distinguishing characteristic of a prejudice is that it relies on
stereotypes (oversimplified generalizations) about the group against which the
prejudice is directed."
Now that those capable of understanding the English language have been properly
informed...
"That's funny Terry, because Christians are never bigoted towards gays,
or
muslims, or females that want to be priests or make decisions concerning their
bodies..."
You didn't write "some Christians" or "most Christians" or
"Christians I have met". You just worte "Christians".
And you posted it anonymously.
That would equate you with the KKK.
If I believed in hell, I'm pretty sure you'd go there for being not only a
bigot piece of shit, but a HYPOCRITE as well.
Learn the fucking language, moron.
Posted By: David Burcham (Guest) on May 07, 2008 at 02:48 PM
David Burcham swallows my cock-seriously-
Posted By: Guest#4155 (Guest) on May 07, 2008 at 02:50 PM
what's a feeb?
I don't keep up with kiddie slang.
Posted By: Guest#4072 (Guest) on May 07, 2008 at 02:52 PM
Darth Mortis says, "Guest#2219 is right, you know it, i know it."
So... EVERY single Christian in the ENTIRE world molests children?
It is people like YOU that give the REST of us aethists a bad name. For idiots
like YOU to get up on a MORAL highhorse with you ignornant, bigoted remarks
goes AGAINST the very nature of what aethiests believe.
For the people who have posted here CLAIMING to be aetheists... you don't have
a fucking clue! Please steralize yourselves so your genepool will stop poluting
the planet.
Posted By: David Burcham (Guest) on May 07, 2008 at 02:56 PM
Have to agree with Burcham on this one. Mortis, you can't throw all christians
under the bus on this one. First of all, christians have dozens of different
sects, and because of something that catholic priests have done, once sect of
an entire religion, you throw the entire religion under the bus. You have made
very good comments in the past that I have respected highly, but this one made
you an ignorant asshole. Lots of respect lost on your comment.
Posted By: Essa Rios (Guest) on May 07, 2008 at 03:19 PM
Do you think he can teach hi the van terminator
Posted By: ted g (Guest) on May 07, 2008 at 03:20 PM
Somebody moderate this shit, seriously. My head hurts from being filled with
the most ridiculous logic I've ever seen. On both sides.
Posted By: The REAL MP (Registered) on May 07, 2008 at 03:25 PM
Oh man, Darth Mortis lost your respect. How will Darth Mortis survive? At least
Jar Jar Binks still agrees with him.
What a horribly misconceived idea this anonymous posting thing is.
Posted By: Guest#0028 (Guest) on May 07, 2008 at 03:28 PM
some of you need to blow yourselves up and join your 72 fair haired virgins. no
one's here to talk religion or atheism or whatever, so STFU!
what they need to do with Warrior and RVD is make a reality series out of his
training.
Posted By: jj (Guest) on May 07, 2008 at 03:28 PM
So we can pigeon hole all Christians?
Wow, because everyone that posts on the internet is 14 and jacks off in their
mom's basement to Puro matches, right?
There are a lot of GREAT Christian people that are HELPING people of all races,
colors, creeds, etc.
I would challenge any of you to give your time and money to help people that
most of the time don't appreciate it. But you do it anyway because you know
that you can help them, whether or not they ever come to church.
You guys have no clue as to what Christians, real christians do or go through.
So keep with the wrestling and amuse yourselves.
Now go ahead and rip into me. I don't care.
I have given my time and money to help people in churches and out of churches.
I have fed the homeless and never asked them to join my church. I have
ministered to students in high schools dealing with divorce, drug addictions,
etc.
You have no idea what we do until you have a girl scared to go to her parents
because she is pregnant and she comes to you and asks you to go with her and
tell her folks.
Small minded weirdos that's what you all are.
Oh and Darth Mortis is still gay!
Posted By: Jesus Freak (Guest) on May 07, 2008 at 03:30 PM
I don't think Rick Bassman's UPW even still exists. Their website hasn't been
updated in years.
Most people who train in southern California go to some group in San Bernadino.
A bunch of the Divas train out that way.
Posted By: Manbearpig (Guest) on May 07, 2008 at 03:37 PM
Warrior and Rob Van Dam? I would pay money that I don't have to see the
conversations between those two.
Posted By: Guest#3666 (Guest) on May 07, 2008 at 03:41 PM
Warrior and Van Dam... this is the greatest news item I've ever read.
Posted By: G-Walla (Guest) on May 07, 2008 at 03:46 PM
Ted, I'd like to see RVD try to teach him that just so the immobile nutjob might
knock whatever loose bolt that's making him nuts back into place.
Seriously though, if I tuned into Raw one week and his music started playing, I
too would mark the hell out. If he no sold the Pedigree again.....that'd be it,
I think I'd explode in a burst of wrestling geek goo.
Posted By: dennett316 (Guest) on May 07, 2008 at 03:56 PM
Warrior = Mike Tyson
The car crash everyone loves to hate on, but can't bear to miss watching.
Posted By: McLovin (Guest) on May 07, 2008 at 03:58 PM
McLovin nailed it.
This agnostic is woundering why we can't all just agree that Warrior Warrior is
a nut case and let it end at that.
Posted By: RepoMan (Guest) on May 07, 2008 at 04:15 PM
Rick Bassman's UPW? Um, guys... Bassman has turned his entire focus to MMA. UPW
is basically dead, save the occassional tri-monthly card for the school.
Posted By: LatinoMeat (Guest) on May 07, 2008 at 04:33 PM
Doesn't suprise me one bit that the queer hating conservative pschopath is
teaming up with Mr. Marijuana. Christians always adjust their morality when
there's a buck to be made (or a child to molest)
Posted By: Guest#2219
I Think You Have Your Facts Wrong About Christians And Child Molesters, That
Would Be A Catholic Priest. Dumbass!!!
Posted By: JLC (Guest) on May 07, 2008 at 05:05 PM
Thank you, Repo Man. Your reasonable comment is a breath of fresh air.
Posted By: The REAL MP (Registered) on May 07, 2008 at 05:11 PM
UW & Sting will have a short stint as TNA Tag champs. RVD to TNA???
Posted By: TNA (Guest) on May 07, 2008 at 05:32 PM
Wrestling needs the Warrior.Its so boring and predictable now.
Posted By: murph (Guest) on May 07, 2008 at 06:20 PM
Oh god I wish I could see these training sessions now. The worst part is
Warrior can babble all he wants because RVD will be so baked he'll actually
understand what he's saying! Or so it will seem...
Posted By: Black Scorpion (Guest) on May 07, 2008 at 06:32 PM
"I Think You Have Your Facts Wrong About Christians And Child Molesters,
That
Would Be A Catholic Priest. Dumbass!!!"
Actually, statistics show that there are far fewer Catholic Priests who molest
children when compared to, say, protestant ministers. Just the other day a
Jewish Rabbi made headlines for molesting kids. And really, the largest
reports of child molestation come from secular positions, such as secular
school teachers, coaches, counselors, etc. But obviously there are some
inbreds here with the comprehension skills of Mike Adamle who can't bother with
the facts getting in the way of their ignorance.
Posted By: Dave (Guest) on May 07, 2008 at 07:29 PM
fvd is good he aint dat fuckin good
Posted By: ageoforton (Registered) on May 07, 2008 at 08:03 PM
Working with VanDam? Hmmm maybe he will actually teach him to wrestle? 5 star
WARRIOR splash!
Posted By: The Coach (Guest) on May 07, 2008 at 08:15 PM
So super-republican anti-drugs (well recreational ones anyway) Warrior Warrior
is going to go train with chilled out pot smoker Van Damme?
I love it :)
Posted By: Fenris (Guest) on May 07, 2008 at 08:58 PM
Next on VH1... This has reality show written ALL over it.
Posted By: Amazing read (Guest) on May 07, 2008 at 10:02 PM
This makes no sense at all.
RVD is the last guy I was thinking of.
Did warrior start smoking?
Posted By: Redvexx (Guest) on May 07, 2008 at 11:24 PM
Maybe RVD is training Warrior how to run the register at his comic shop?
Either way, Warrior could have his new catchphrase. "The Whole F'N
Slow!"
Posted By: Vitamin D (Registered) on May 08, 2008 at 03:42 AM
so does this mean warrior will stop being so hyper(the running and the shaking
of the ropes and the high energy bs) and just slowly walk to the ring and
gently shake the ropes?
Posted By: deeno (Guest) on May 08, 2008 at 05:46 AM
You know what. Once again the Warrior Warrior news has way more posts then it
really deserves. Seems he is still a hot topic after all.
Posted By: Fenris (Guest) on May 08, 2008 at 06:59 AM
"Christians always adjust their morality when
there's a buck to be made (or a child to molest)"
This has got to be one of the most IGNORANT statements I have read in a long
time.
What uneducated folks won't say. It's mind boggling.
Posted By: Guest#8504 (Guest) on May 08, 2008 at 08:31 AM
I may be a Christian but all this shit going on between the Christians, The
Atheists, The Agnostics, the Lions and the Royal Order of Jedi Knights is pure
fucking COMEDY GOLD!!!!
Posted By: Bionic Eyebrow (Guest) on May 08, 2008 at 08:57 AM
Christianity is a powerful mistake.
Posted By: Guest#2787 (Guest) on May 08, 2008 at 09:59 AM
Come on, anonymous guest! Let's fight! I'm not uneducated! I have a Master's
Degree in physics!! From Harvard! And I will kick your teeth in bitch!
Posted By: Guest#6586 (Guest) on May 08, 2008 at 10:32 AM
It's a pity Warrior does'nt get alonng with the McMahons because Shane O Mac
could get him ring ready.He trained vince for rumble glory back in 99. Heres
hoping RVD teaches him a Van Terminator
Posted By: Akeemmark (Guest) on May 08, 2008 at 03:08 PM
