Jim Ross Speaks On Torrie's Release, WWE Legends Game, Brock vs. Lashley, Angle, More
Posted by Ashish on 05.10.2008
Another new JR blog...
Jim Ross has another new blog entry up. Highlights are below.
On Torrie Wilson's release: It was not really a major surprise that lovely Torrie Wilson was released from the WWE this week, as Torrie's chronic back issues were becoming problematic. Torrie has had an outstanding run in the business and came along in a timely fashion and had some really nice years financially with WCW and WWE. Torrie was a tomboy at heart and was much more athletic than many fans realized. I remember booking a live event card once in her home town of Boise, Idaho and thanks to Torrie's efforts doing media, the live event over achieved. She was a great interview and there wasn't a male DJ in the world that didn't love having her as an in-studio guest. Torrie had a great physical presence in the ring while her Playboy experiences were some of the hottest that any WWE Diva ever did. Torrie was always a good sport and worked diligently for the WWE during my days in the corporate tower. She even endured the TV storyline of her father, Al Wilson, and all that entailed. Finally, she was the first to remind me that her Boise State football team spanked my Oklahoma Sooners in the famous Fiesta Bowl that has been replayed seemingly a million times on a variety of media outlets. Was I angry at her remarks? Are you kidding me? Who could stay angry at one of the nicest ladies ever in the WWE? Sure as hell not me and especially not over a football game. Whenever Torrie decides to settle down, some lucky man is definitely going to "out kick his coverage".
On the Gregory Helms situation: Gregory "Hurricane" Helms did the smart thing by not over reacting to a negative situation that occurred in, what I understand, a sports bar after 1 a.m. recently. Gregory is a very bright young man who is still on the mend, but he used common sense in not getting involved in any physicality, even though the other guy probably deserved to have his ass kicked. The "nothing good after midnight" rule applies here, but I do applaud Helms for using discretion as the media would have loved to have had another negative wrestling story to headline the TMZ's of the world.
On the new WWE Legends video game: I did not solely create the idea of the WWE Legends Video Game, but thru the Legend's Program that I did help launch, the video game concept was an idea I floated around the WWE about 10 years ago. It was akin to always wondering what it would be like for, say, Roger Clemens pitching to Mickey Mantle in a baseball video game. Now wrestling fans will be able to book some amazing dream matches with many of the greats that will be featured on the Legends Video Game. Yes, some old timers won't want to be a part of the process, but what can one do? Those veterans who want to help other old timers who did not plan for their future or drank their future away, etc would be well served to be a part of the video game and donate their earnings to those more needy, if that was there mindset. At least the Austin vs. Hogan match could be booked on the Legends Video Game.
On Kurt Angle's most recent neck injury: I read where Kurt Angle has been having more neck problems, which gives me cause for genuine concern. Getting that "one more match" and then "another match" out of a flawed body is flirting with disaster. I have great respect for Kurt's athletic ability and helped hire him in the WWE and I hope he doesn't stick around as a wrestler for one match too many. Especially when he has so many other skills that have little to do with putting on a singlet and risking his long term health.
On Lashley vs. Lesnar MMA fight: As reported here several weeks ago, it was inevitable that the talk would start about a MMA bout between Brock Lesnar and Bobby Lashley. No matter what either man says, they are in the world of earning a living one fight at a time, as a rule, and this fight, if properly built over time, would be one I definitely would purchase and the sports world would talk about because both men have ample, international name identity thanks to the WWE. I think this one is a year or more away, but if Lesnar can get on a roll, and I think he can, and if Lashley is carefully booked in the early stages of his MMA career this match could be a super attraction.
"if Lashley is carefully booked in the early stages of his MMA career..." ie - Fed nobodies that are squash matches, kind of like what they're doing to Kimbo right now.
I don't care who he fights, I just want to see Lesnar get his ass handed to him repeatedly. He's too cocky. Same reason I hope to see Koscheck get his face broken one day.
Posted By: Exzyle (Guest) on May 10, 2008 at 03:00 PM
Like I said, Brock would kick Lashley's ass and rip him apart and rape him and make him his (lesnar) woman and rape him so hard while Lashley yell like a wild girl
Posted By: Justin Crediblepac (Guest) on May 10, 2008 at 03:28 PM
Torrie, please make me sperm by handjob & blowjob, it would be pleasure if
it was our first date for one night only called "Cum&Tori" sex's
film
Posted By: Cumado (Guest) on May 10, 2008 at 03:32 PM
It all about stupid steroid. My is naturally.
Posted By: Punk (Guest) on May 10, 2008 at 03:33 PM
...you could already book austin vs hogan on the earlier smackdown games...
Posted By: hexedfrontman (Guest) on May 10, 2008 at 04:23 PM
Lesnar v Lashley.Yeah!That would be cool.Heres hoping Lesnar would kick his ass!
Posted By: Propagandhi (Guest) on May 10, 2008 at 04:31 PM
Sounds kinda like those were the only names he was sure would say yes. Lol. Still it is good timing to come to Warrior Warrior with a cheque book it appears.
I'm guessing Macho Man won't even be asked. Possibly also not anyone currently at TNA.
Actually it may have less of a roster then Legends of Wrestling.
Posted By: Fenris (Guest) on May 10, 2008 at 05:20 PM
I hope it has everyone to ever be part of a wrestlemania, thus the ability to recreate them all. Who knows though...
Posted By: A.G. Awesome (Guest) on May 10, 2008 at 06:17 PM
Yeah, Austin vs Hogan is a match you can have in several Smackdown games already, but I'd be surprised if good ol' J.R. even knows what a PS2 controller even looks like.
Posted By: Michael O (Registered) on May 10, 2008 at 07:00 PM
Lesnar would probably kicked Lashley's ass. He's much more naturally aggressive, while Lashley seems like more of a nice, silent type. And while it doesn't matter in the pro wrestling ring, in a real fight that's one of the decisive factors.
Posted By: Guest#9243 (Guest) on May 10, 2008 at 07:51 PM
Brock Lesnar vs. Black lesnar would be great!I'd buy it.
Posted By: Ronald McFondle (Registered) on May 10, 2008 at 08:44 PM
Brock Lesnar vs. Black Lesnar would be awesome!
Posted By: Ronald McFondle (Registered) on May 10, 2008 at 08:45 PM
i'm gonna miss those puppies, RIP.torrie's hot rack
Posted By: Guest#9386 (Guest) on May 10, 2008 at 08:49 PM
R.I.P Torrie's hot ass
Posted By: Joe K. (Guest) on May 10, 2008 at 09:06 PM
I'm not sure if Roger Clemens was the best choice of an example of a "dream" pitching matchup for JR to use correlating to a wrestling game. And I also don't think Mantle was intentionally placed in the same paragraph as "drank their future away" since JR is also from Oklahoma. And if this is a Legends of the 80's Wrestling Game, 60% of the featured stars are probably dead
Posted By: jasonel (Guest) on May 10, 2008 at 10:02 PM
"And if this is a Legends of the 80's Wrestling Game, 60% of the
featured stars are probably dead" - I'm pretty sure they're callin it "WWE Legends of Wrestlemania" so I doubt it will be just 80s guys, but 90's and 2000's as long as they were a big name since the inception of Wrestlemania. And even if it was just the 80s, theyve had Bulldog, Rude, Perfect, Hawk, Andre and others in games an legends weel after they were dead so i dont think them being dead will have any affect on them being in the game unless (which will prob be the case with Owen Hart) the surviving famliy members wont sign off on it.
Posted By: Mike (Guest) on May 10, 2008 at 11:11 PM
"I hope it has everyone to ever be part of a wrestlemania, thus the ability to
recreate them all. Who knows though..."
that would be cool until you realise that you could technically have a David Sammartino vs. Giant Gonzales with Run DMC doing the Wrestlemania Rap...
doesn't sound as good NOW, does it?
Posted By: Darth Mortis (Registered) on May 11, 2008 at 01:20 AM
I was waiting for the TNA game to be my next wrestling game purchase, but IF I could have:
"that would be cool until you realise that you could technically have a David
Sammartino vs. Giant Gonzales with Run DMC doing the Wrestlemania Rap..."
then chalk up another buy for this wwe product.
Now, if only they could combine that with the legends of WCW so I could get Giant Gonzalez to go against David Arquette - that's money in the bank folks.
Posted By: Mark 4 CM Punk (Guest) on May 11, 2008 at 09:27 AM
Interestingly the Legends of Wrestling games had Bret & Owen hart, Warrior and Macho Man. They also had several (then) current WWE stars. It also had a career mode that had elements from various wrestlers real life careers and was set in a territory syster and they threw in interviews and stuff as well.
So WWE has their work cut out to do a game as complete as that. I'm not sure I like the wrestlemania angle as it is one of those themes that says "Token meaningless career mode" all over it. Still a tag team of Andre the Giant and Yokozuna could be fun for steel cage matches. Lol.
Posted By: Fenris (Guest) on May 11, 2008 at 10:06 AM
Fenris, while it may seem like L.O.W. was a 'complete' game, it was actually pretty awful with a really limited moveset and hugely repetitive career mode. Territory system sounds great, but was in fact pure crap as each territory had only about 5 wrestlers, and several featured in more than one. Take the concept of L.O.W. and use the Smackdown engine - or a version of it anyway - and it could be great.
Posted By: dennett316 (Guest) on May 11, 2008 at 07:06 PM
Yeah I never played LOW but I heard it sucked dick. So there's that. And to the guy who wants to it have every wrestler from every Mania ever...well, I want to bang Jessica Simpson. But it ain't gonna happen.
Posted By: The REAL MP (Registered) on May 11, 2008 at 09:43 PM
"was much more athletic than many fans realized"
I was hoping for him to say "in the bedroom." Imagining JR with Torrie is just....I don't even wanna know what he'd use the barbecue sauce for.
Also, did someone just ask Torrie to "make him sperm?" o_o
Posted By: Vitamin D (Registered) on May 12, 2008 at 05:28 AM