Various News: John Cena's Return, Hogan's CCW, Trish's Burger Haiku
Posted by Ashish on 10.16.2008
Thursday news...
- Former WWE Diva Trish Stratus has written a haiku about Burger King's Steakhouse Burger for the meathaiku.com website.
- While the "official" debut of Hulk Hogan's Celebrity Championship Wrestling on CMT this Saturday is at 8PM ET, the show will actually air for the first time at 2PM ET that day. CMT will also replay the show throughout the week.
- Chris Jericho vs. Batista vs. John Cena is being advertised as the dark main event for WWE's 12/29 RAW taping in Manchester, New Hampshire.
- Obviously John Cena will be returning soon. Most expect his in-ring return to take place at the Survivor Series PPV.
I'll give trish some hot beef that she'll be writing many a haiku about oh yeah
Posted By: Guest#6111 (Guest) on October 16, 2008 at 11:54 AM
That haiku reads like a mad-lib, or a Trish Stratus Word Generator or something, rather than something that anyone's actually written.
Posted By: SJC (Guest) on October 16, 2008 at 12:15 PM
Appropriate that Hulk is on the Country Music Channel when he was caught touching Brooke's ass
Posted By: William (Guest) on October 16, 2008 at 12:35 PM
Trish Stratus is a whore! I hate her! I have an adam's apple!
Posted By: Billy Gunn (Guest) on October 16, 2008 at 12:46 PM
Trish Stratus is hot
But that's not a real haiku
And I'd still do her
Posted By: M:-X (Guest) on October 16, 2008 at 12:58 PM
Someone get Blade Braxton on the phone! THE HAIKU HAS BEEN STOLEN!!!!!
Posted By: poppasquat (Guest) on October 16, 2008 at 01:28 PM
god I wish trish comes back to the wwe
Posted By: Matthew (Guest) on October 16, 2008 at 04:06 PM
Glad to see Trish is still keeping her name out there LoL.
Posted By: hilk (Guest) on October 16, 2008 at 04:51 PM
So, an expected John Cena return at Survivor Series means he'll actually be back by like... tomorrow?
Posted By: Guest#2669 (Guest) on October 16, 2008 at 05:26 PM
OHHHH Guest #6111 got us good that time!!!
CHICKA CHICKAAAAAAH OHHHHHHH YEEEEEEAH
Posted By: GOT YOU GOOD Guy (Guest) on October 16, 2008 at 06:50 PM
"Glad to see Trish is still keeping her name out there LoL."
Yeah, like Hulk Hogan whose trying to attach himself to any reality show trainwreck he can find, The Rock who is doing kid movies now, and Steve Austin who besides the off-WWE appearance is doing...some random chick I guess.
It's not like ex-wrestlers do that much anymore non-wrestling related, at least she has her yoga thing going on and a Canadian TV show.
Posted By: Super Dragon (Guest) on October 16, 2008 at 07:15 PM
Carnivores eat meat.
Human beings are carniv-
ores, so frak off PETA.
Posted By: wdrew (Guest) on October 16, 2008 at 07:47 PM
Trish's Burger Haku? Sounds like a new business venture for Tonga Fifita.
"You'll be Tongan Death Gripped by 2 all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles & onions on a sesame seed bun! Heee-yahh!!!"
Posted By: Jay P. (Guest) on October 16, 2008 at 07:55 PM
Trish's haiku fails.
I'd still hit it like the fist
Of an angry god.
Posted By: EPIC CAT (Guest) on October 16, 2008 at 08:16 PM
I like Trish Stratus.
I like to eat hamburgers
from Burger King, too.
Posted By: Guest#1951 (Guest) on October 16, 2008 at 08:56 PM
I would much rather hear a haiku about Trish's fur burger! For example:
Trish's snatch is hot
I want to crawl inside it
And shoot my big load.
Posted By: SmokeyDNuggs (Guest) on October 17, 2008 at 08:49 AM
She didn't get that gorgeous body by eating Burger King, I can tell you that shit.
Posted By: Chris (Guest) on October 18, 2008 at 02:19 AM
on the country music station because he touched his daughter's ass? Fuck off ignorant asshole. I guess because being a working man with country roots makes you incest???
Posted By: Outlaw (Guest) on October 18, 2008 at 02:20 AM
CENA ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted By: Liana (Guest) on October 20, 2008 at 06:42 PM
