Jim Ross Speaks On Halloween, the Great Khali, Kozlov, More
Posted by Ashish on 11.02.2008
Another new blog from JR...
Jim Ross, who seems to have turned into a non-stop blogging machine, has yet another new entry up.
On Halloween: Speaking of Halloween and the generation we live in and what our society may look forward to in the future, some little 7 or 8 year old spoiled brat asked Jan if she had Kit Kat bars and she said no that she had Snickers, Milky Ways, M&M's and several other prominent name brand candy. After finding out that there were no Kit Kat bars the boy told my wife, "Keep your candy lady" and walked off. His mommy was waiting for the child in their Mercedes at the end of our drive way but what I would have given to have been at the door when the little jerk showed complete disrespect to someone providing him FREE stuff.
On the Great Khali: I have no idea where the seemingly nicer Great Khali is going but I am thankful that he is heterosexual. Ranjin's sideburns are outrageous and are just a little width away from the lamb chop level, Honky Tonk Man level. Could these two natives of India, not HTM, be preparing to be the next comedy pairing in their native land? Stranger things have happened friends and neighbors.
On Vladimir Kozlov: Said it before...I like where Vladimir Kozlov is headed but how much better would he be with a bona fide, main event level manager? BTW there are none available which speaks to the shape the business is in regarding talent development.
Maybe ol' JR could douse the kid in BBQ sauce while screaming "STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD!"
And apparently in WWE land, sideburns equal gay (see: Rico). Was JR afraid Khali was secretly gay and would try to rape him prison-style in the showers one day?
Posted By: lilwayne1 (Registered) on November 02, 2008 at 01:42 AM
Someone send JR footage of mother-f'ing LARRY SWEENEY. The talent is out there... the WWE just isn't interested. There's a whole generation of wrestlers that the WWE isn't interested in because they're not 6'2", not on roids, and get over based partly because they wrestle in a faster style than the WWE thinks people can handle.
Posted By: Guest-0 (Guest) on November 02, 2008 at 01:57 AM
Yup hes right, no main event ones, but how bout giving Mr. Sweet and Sour a chance. Gold on that mic.
Posted By: m-yeezy (Guest) on November 02, 2008 at 01:06 AM
Complaining about someone providing FREE stuff?!? Must be a liberal.
Posted By: Jim C (Guest) on November 02, 2008 at 01:10 AM
New Sign: "Keep Your Candy J.R."
That should be a T-shirt.
Posted By: JF (Guest) on November 02, 2008 at 01:13 AM
Yeah, what a little butthole, to NOT want the JR family FREE candy? Next time get some Kit Kats for him and drowse them in a spicy BBQ sauce, that will teach him. Or better yet ask your buddy Stone Cold to stun his mom and "commandeer" their Mercedes (Im sure he would have no problems with either) while you kick the little punk's ass - he's 7 or 8, but with a little training good ol' JR should be up to the challenge.
Posted By: Guest#4505 (Guest) on November 02, 2008 at 03:40 AM
"Someone send JR footage of mother-f'ing LARRY SWEENEY. The talent is out there... the WWE just isn't interested. There's a whole generation of wrestlers that the WWE isn't interested in because they're not 6'2", not on roids, and get over based partly because they wrestle in a faster style than the WWE thinks people can handle.
Posted By: Guest-0 (Guest)"
A good manager doesn't have to be 6'4", in fact it's better if the manager is a relatively small guy, as he should be a coward and get his ass kicked by the faces. The WWE just doesn't look hard enough and JR has little idea of what the wrestling is outside of the Vinnieland.
Posted By: Guest#4595 (Guest) on November 02, 2008 at 03:44 AM
"Someone send JR footage of mother-f'ing LARRY SWEENEY. The talent is out there... the WWE just isn't interested. There's a whole generation of wrestlers that the WWE isn't interested in because they're not 6'2", not on roids, and get over based partly because they wrestle in a faster style than the WWE thinks people can handle."
Evan Bourne. You lose.
Posted By: Westen (Guest) on November 02, 2008 at 03:50 AM
Ew. Kit Kat bars are the worst candy there is. Idiot kids these days.
Posted By: Champ (Guest) on November 02, 2008 at 04:38 AM
I don't think Vince can afford Sweet N' Sour Larry Sweeney.
Posted By: Guest#8683 (Guest) on November 02, 2008 at 05:11 AM
"Get back to your video game you little turd or go critique a wrestling show on the internet."
-Jim Ross 08
Posted By: Guest#9485 (Guest) on November 02, 2008 at 05:56 AM
Well to be fair it IS kinda hard to work Indy speed 4 times a week...
Posted By: Mathew Sforcina (Registered) on November 02, 2008 at 06:17 AM
JR sounds drunk.
Posted By: Meirsch (Guest) on November 02, 2008 at 07:36 AM
"Speaking of Halloween and the generation we live in and what our society may look forward to in the future, some little 7 or 8 year old spoiled brat asked Jan if she had Kit Kat bars and she said no that she had Snickers, Milky Ways, M&M's and several other prominent name brand candy. After finding out that there were no Kit Kat bars the boy told my wife, "Keep your candy lady" and walked off. His mommy was waiting for the child in their Mercedes at the end of our drive way but what I would have given to have been at the door when the little jerk showed complete disrespect to someone providing him FREE stuff.
Get back to your video game you little turd or go critique a wrestling show on the internet."
I laugh. Good one, mr Ross.
Posted By: Lolstrike (Guest) on November 02, 2008 at 08:05 AM
''Maybe ol' JR could douse the kid in BBQ sauce while screaming "STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD!"
haha oh my
Posted By: nemz08 (Guest) on November 02, 2008 at 08:11 AM
JR: YOU LITTLE BASTARD DON'T FUCK WITH MR STAY PUFT BAH GAWD! IM A SWEET DELICIOUS HOSS! (JR proceeds to chase the kids into traffic in his sailor suit)
Posted By: JJ (Guest) on November 02, 2008 at 08:17 AM
Notice they got back "in the Benz"
thats your neighborhood Jim, of course there gonna be stuck up. You should said heres some coupons for by BBQ sauce....btw did you call a kid, a little jerk...WOW Jim easy big guy...show a little love for HHH, he pretty much acts the same way when hes not the champ....
Posted By: shamboss (Guest) on November 02, 2008 at 08:20 AM
James Mitchell will be perfect for Kozlov...
Posted By: slkafgpdkajfpkdajf (Guest) on November 02, 2008 at 11:20 AM
the only reason why indy wrestlers wrestle so fast is because they don't know how to actually wrestle
Posted By: supa sta (Guest) on November 02, 2008 at 11:35 AM
I agree that JR sounds drunk. I bet he gets wasted and dances around nude with his stupid cowboy hat on. Then he lets the family beagle lick bbq sauce of his body. What a sick bastard
Posted By: pepperj (Guest) on November 02, 2008 at 11:40 AM
"Maybe ol' JR could douse the kid in BBQ sauce while screaming "STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD!""
now that was funny!!
Posted By: annoomuse (Guest) on November 02, 2008 at 12:41 PM
People who can't post a comment on JR withut mentioning BBQ sauce = EPIC MORONS.
And where are the Ball's Palsy cracks? Can't have an idiotic comment without mentioning both.
Posted By: FEPIC AIL! (Guest) on November 02, 2008 at 12:45 PM
"I have no idea where the seemingly nicer Great Khali is going but I am thankful that he is heterosexual."
Uh, what?
Posted By: Stanley (Guest) on November 02, 2008 at 03:53 PM
khali *ISNT* gay?
Posted By: el supremo maximo (Registered) on November 02, 2008 at 04:12 PM
I love how JR derisively points out that they had a Mercedes, as if he's not a totally rich bastard himself. Is this to be kayfabe or something? Gosh, I hate this guy.
Posted By: nwa88 (Guest) on November 02, 2008 at 05:06 PM
Oh come on JR, you know you want some Khali lovin'.....
Posted By: KNessJM (Guest) on November 03, 2008 at 01:04 AM
"I love how JR derisively points out that they had a Mercedes, as if he's not a totally rich bastard himself. Is this to be kayfabe or something? Gosh, I hate this guy."
I think he was a little more surprised that the parents were driving the kids from door to door instead of walking with them. Don't they know there's a gas crunch on?
Posted By: Hawkeye (Guest) on November 03, 2008 at 07:55 AM
It's true . . . kids today are douches with entitlement complexes.
Posted By: McLovin (Registered) on November 03, 2008 at 11:29 AM
