Your News, My Views 01.10.06(01.09.2006)
- Larry Csonka Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
News to Start Your Weekend 01.13.06(01.13.2006)
- Nick Marsico This column is garbage. Not trash, garbage. Vince McMahon is a senile bastard and he can't run a wrestling show, and his current idea of sports entertainment is warped. Oh, and I spoil the result of the Battle Royal on SmackDown!, too.
Your News, My Views 02.14.06(02.14.2006)
- Larry Csonka I am clean and sober for this one, so it could go either way. Iím working the CM Punk gimmick, Iím straight edge, which meanís Iím better than you. And that doesnít say muchÖ