411's WWE Raw Report 03.23.09
Posted by Randy Harrison on 03.23.2009
Chris Jericho confronts Ric Flair after Flair accepts the Legends challenge at WrestleMania, Santino Marella tries to win his way to the Miss WrestleMania crown and Randy Orton crosses the line even further in his attempts to destroy Triple H heading into their main event showdown in just two weeks. That and so much more is inside this week's WWE Raw report!!
Hey there folks, Rob had to take the night off to go see Raw live, so I, your humble TNA Impact recapper decided to step it up and do some live coverage to help cover for him. We start the show with Ric Flair already in the ring after making his entrance off-camera. Hell of a way to start the show, that's for sure. Big pop for Naitch as he's introduced and gives the crowd a couple of "WHOOOOOO!!"s. He calls out Jericho right away, saying that on behalf of "Rowdy" Roddy Piper, Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka and Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat, he accepts Jericho's challenge for the 3-on-1 handicap match at WrestleMania and he adds that the Nature Boy will be honored to be standing in their corner. He says that he can't compete, but he'll be only too happy to stand in the ring with three great legends and to hold their hands high after they beat him up and shut him up.
Jericho shows up on the Tron and says that he's heard all he's needed to hear. He says that he was a child when he watched the first WrestleMania and he remembers seeing Steamboat, Snuka and Piper when they were in their primes. He says that that was 25 years ago and that no one could have imagined that in 25 years, Jericho would be a bigger star than any of them. He says that he's going to explain just what it is that Flair has signed the legends up for. He asks Flair if he thinks that it's going to be like the movie "The Wrestler" and that this isn't a movie, it's real. He says that Mickey Rourke has the luxury of having the director yell out "Cut" and to sit in his trailer to have a cappucino to think about how he blew the Oscar, but they don't. He says that no one cares about Ric Flair anymore and that he's going to show them just how dire the legends' predicament has become. He shows up at the top of the ramp to MASSIVE boos, saying that he knew all along that the legends would accept his challenge. He says that the legends would accept it because they're afraid that if they stay out of the spotlight for too long that they'll be forgotten and washed-up. He says that they're afraid that they'll end up a nameless, faceless nobody like the hypocrites filling the arena. He adds that it's better to be a nobody than to drag their names through the mud a million times over. He says that it's going to be a vicious, disturbing and uncomfortable beatdown at WrestleMania and that all Flair will be able to do is stand at ringside with tears streaming down his face, begging for Jericho to stop. He says that Mickey Rourke will be at ringside to see what he's started and what he's done to these legends. He tells Flair that on April 5th, all of the accomplishments of the legends will be forgotten and they'll be remembered as washed-up has-beens that were beaten up, humiliated and euthanized by Chris Jericho.
Flair says that Jericho is wrong and that what they refuse to do is to be judged by an insignificant little punk that will never be hall of fame material. He says that they refuse to be told when it's over and that they'll make that decision on their own. Flair adds that they love being respected by the people for their accomplishments and that they respect the people that respect them. He tells Jericho that he'll be so proud to stand by his Hall of Fame brothers, his peers and most importantly his friends as they beat him. Jericho asks Flair if he's finished, but no he's not. Flair says that he's really looking forward to the Nature Boy standing in the middle of the ring at WrestleMania, finding Mickey Rourke in the crowd and inviting him to stand next to Naitch, the Hot Rod, the Superfly and the Dragon and for them to look at Jericho's broken body and then in front of 70,000 screaming fans in Houston and millions around the world go "Whoooo...".
Jericho cuts him off with a stiff right hand and starts HAMMERING on Flair against the ropes with a flurry of punches and kicks. Flair rolls out to the floor and eats more punches against the railing as he's split open hardway. Jericho rips Flair's suit off of him and beats him with it before pulling the shirt over his head to punch him some more. Jericho throws Flair over the announce table and continues to pepper him with potato shots before throwing him over the railing into the crowd. Jericho has Flair's blood all over his hands as he continues to beat on him, throwing him back over the announce table before ripping a piece off and hitting Flair with it. Lawler begs Jericho to stop on commentary, but he's not stopping. He strips off Flair's shoes and socks, throwing them into the crowd while continuing to mount Flair for punches. Jericho tries to goad Flair into fighting back and Jericho throws him HEADFIRST INTO THE RING STEPS!! MASSIVE BOOS!! Flair goes headfirst into the steps again and Jericho rips off Flair's undershirt, leaving him leaning against the railing, bloodied and battered. Jericho grabs a ringside camera and he.....BREAKS IT OVER FLAIR'S HEAD!!! Flair is SCREAMING as he lays on the mat with Jericho standing over him. The heat for this is off the charts. Jericho crawls down next to Flair and steals Flair's watch that he had made for his last match with Shawn Michaels at last year's WrestleMania. He puts it on the ring steps and STOMPS IT INTO PIECES!!! Jericho leaves to walk up the aisleway and he's lucky that he doesn't have people jumping over the railing at him. Lawler calls it the most humiliating thing he's ever seen in his life. Powerful, powerful opening segment.
We come back after the commercial and Lawler is distraught, saying that it was an absolutely humiliating attack and that there was no excuse for it. Before he can finish, he's cut off by Jeff Hardy's music and he's on his way down to the ring!
Match One: Extreme Rules
Jeff Hardy vs. Dolph Ziggler
Ziggler gets the jobber treatment with no entrance and Hardy looks like a baboon's ass with the paint job he has on his face tonight. Not sure if that's the look I'd go for if I was trying to look intimidating, but I suppose. Michael Cole calls this a taste of WrestleMania tonight. Ziggler tries for a handshake, but Jeff Hardy kicks him in the gut and bullrushes him into the corner for some right hands. Hardy tries a jawbreaker, but Ziggler breaks it up with a knee to the face before rolling outside for a steel chair. Hardy with a low dropkick to avoid a chairshot and he follows with right hands in the corner before crashing and burning in the corner with Ziggler avoiding contact. Ziggler rolls outside to get a trash can and hits a weak shot on Hardy that gets a two-count. Ziggler sets the trash can up in the corner and puts Jeff up on the top rope, setting up for a superplex. Hardy fights him off and drops Ziggler onto the can with a sit-out front suplex. Hardy hits a Twist of Fate on the can and heads to the outside to grab the steel chair. He WAFFLES Ziggler on the back about half a dozen times and then rolls hits a SECOND Twist of Fate onto the steel chair. Hardy heads up top and hits a huge Swanton bomb. There's the cover and there's the 1-2-3!!
Winner: Jeff Hardy (pinfall, Swanton bomb) *1/2
(Glorified squash, but Hardy showed some fire which I hope he's able to carry into WrestleMania. I liked seeing him just go nuts with the chair as that's something that I've never really seen from him. His entire career he's lacked a bit of a mean streak and he showed it tonight.)
Hardy gets the microphone after the match and says that Matt saw this and that it wasn't Extreme, but what he feels at WrestleMania will be. We head to a recap of Smackdown last Friday as the Edge/Big Show/Vickie Guerrero love triangle exploded with Edge spearing Vickie Guerrero before spearing Big Show in the back as he tried to save Vickie. John Cena shows up and says that he heard that Vickie was under the weather, offering her a Get Well Soon card. It's a rhyming bit of nonsense with some funny bits as they play "If They Mated" with Vickie and Edge and Vickie and Big Show. Those be some ugly-ass babies. Cena gets his insults in about Vickie looking horrid naked and that he's going to take the title at WrestleMania. He promises that at WrestleMania Vickie will shed a tear because the next night on Raw, the Champ will be here!! Cole and Lawler hype Cena's appearance on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno tonight and then hype the main event featuring Edge and The Big Show.
After the break, we get the WrestleMania highlight package with this week focusing on WrestleMania 21, including all of the awesome movie parody commercials that ran before it. We get a ton of highlights from the show including Cena beating JBL for the WWE Championship and Batista beating Triple H for the World Heavyweight Championship. They also hype the debut of the Money in the Bank ladder match at WrestleMania 21, showing a bunch of the huge spots and bumps from that match. That leads to us in the ring with the Money in the Bank briefcase hanging above the ring.
Match Two: Eight-Man Tag Match
MVP, Kofi Kingston, Christian and CM Punk vs. Shelton Benjamin, Kane, Mark Henry and Finlay
MVP and Benjamin start things out and Benjamin hits a quick go-behind, but MVP breaks free and slips into a side headlock. Benjamin whips MVP off into the ropes, but eats a shoulderblock for a one-count. MVP off the ropes but he misses the Drive-By kick and Benjamin hits a German suplex with a bridge for a two-count. Side headlock from Benjamin now and MVP tries a belly-to-back suplex, but Benjamin flips over and hits a forearm to the back. Irish whip from Benjamin gets reversed into a belly-to-belly suplex and MVP tags in CM Punk. Punk with a snap mare and a stiff kick to the back before Benjamin hits a desperation jawbreaker. Tag to Finlay and he forearms Punk in the back before trying an Irish whip. Punk reverses and hits his running knee to the face, but gets cut off by a charging Benjamin before he can hit the bulldog. Punk kicks Benjamin off the apron, but Finlay attacks from behind, working over Punk's legs before we head to the commercial break!
Back from the break, Kane is working over Punk with a chinlock. Punk fights to his feet and hits some right hands, but Kane hits his big uppercut. Irish whip from Kane, but Punk ducks under his legs and hits a spinning back kick nearly in the balls before kicking Kane in the face. Tag to Christian and Kane tags in Benjamin. Benjamin swings and misses and Christian hits him with some right hands, dropping Benjamin onto his back. Irish whip from Christian and he hits a flying forearm before whipping Benjamin into the corner. Monkey flip try from Christian, but Benjamin lands on his feet!! Christian hits a rope-assisted kick and then kicks Benjamin into the second rope, flying over the top rope to hit a big uppercut. Finlay tries a cheapshot from behind, but Christian punches him off the apron before turning back to Benjamin. Christian flips over Benjamin's shoulder as Benjamin tries a powerslam and hits a reverse DDT. All eight men start brawling in the ring and Kane has MVP in the goozle, but Kofi Kingston hits a missile dropkick off the ropes. Mark Henry charges and knocks Kingston down with his running charge, but CM Punk comes off the top with a flying bodypress. Henry catches him and tries for a World's Strongest Slam, but MVP cuts him down with a chop block. Flying splash over the top rope by Punk on Henry. In the ring, Christian hits Benjamin with the UNPRETTIER!! 1....2....3!!
Winners: Christian, CM Punk, MVP and Kofi Kingston (pinfall, Christian's Unprettier on Benjamin) **
(Lots of energy from all of these guys, but with that many men in one match it's almost always going to be a clusterfuck. I've felt like six was the right amount of guys for MITB and this year with eight and all of the ladders and chaos, it might almost be too hard to follow. Decent enough match with everyone getting their spots in, but if this was how it's going to be at WrestleMania, MITB could be a total mess.)
Christian and Punk stand under the briefcase and admire it as Finlay comes in from the outside and DROPS THEM WITH A LADDER!! Finlay hits Mark Henry, Kane and Tony Atlas with the ladder before Hornswoggle comes in to celebrate.
That leads to another 12 Rounds preview featuring John Cena. It looks like an okay enough movie, but it's one of those that looks like it'd be good to watch on a cable movie channel on a Sunday afternoon with nothing else on.
Coming back from the break, we get the WrestleMania hype video with AC/DC's "Shoot to Thrill" before going back to the beginning of the show with the attack by Chris Jericho on Ric Flair. Cole and Lawler run down the rest of the show before we head to last week's edition of Raw and the whole deal with HHH showing up at Orton's house and terrorizing him. Orton says that at WrestleMania it's going to be Orton's Law and we see the main event of last week's show with HHH beating the holy hell out of Cody Rhodes before lowering the cage to further the beating.
Todd Grisham brings in Randy Orton and he asks what Orton thinks of HHH possibly having a psychological advantage heading into WrestleMania. Orton says that while HHH accused him of cowardice, he's never attacked anyone in their home with a sledgehammer. He says that he kicked Shane and Vince McMahon so hard, he could feel their head's crack. He put his hands on Stephanie, knowing full well who she was married to. He asks Todd if that sounds like a coward before telling Triple H that he needs to not forget who he's dealing with. Orton says that he's going to do something tonight that makes the previous assaults on his family seem tame. He promises that no one will call him a coward after tonight and says that Triple H and his family brought this all on themselves.
Match Three:
Edge vs. Big Show
Before the match, Chavo Guerrero wheels Vickie Guerrero down the ramp to the ring in a wheelchair. Commercial time!! We come back from the break and Edge is coming out of the ring to check on Vickie. He tries to give her a kiss on the cheek and she DISSES HIM!!! BURN!! Lawler says that it's like the old saying "Hell hath no fury like a woman speared". That was actually pretty funny. Big Show makes his entrance and tries to check on Vickie himself, but she doesn't want anything to do with him either. Vickie's been listening to some Kelly Clarkson cause she's Miss Independent all of a sudden. Show stares down Edge and Cena shows up on the Tron. Cena wishes them both good luck and he says that he's in California ready to do the Tonight Show and that he wants to see them beat the holy hell out of each other. He reminds them that if they get obsessed over Vickie, they'll miss the big picture that is the Triple Threat at WrestleMania. He says that they can play it like a bad episode of Sex in the City or they can fight it out like men who deserve to be in the WrestleMania main event. He says that they'll need to fall back on that because after WrestleMania, it will likely be that both of them slept with Vickie for nothing.
The match finally gets underway and Edge ducks under a big shot from Show, mounting him in the corner for punches. Show shoves Edge off and hits a big clothesline coming out of the corner. He picks Edge up and drops him right back down with a headbutt that sends Edge rolling out to the floor. Show picks Edge up onto the apron and hits a HUGE hip toss back into the ring. Forearm to the back by Show and he looks out at Vickie, telling her that Edge doesn't deserve her. Show throws Edge back out to the floor and Show follows him out to the announce table, hitting a NASTY chop to the chest before telling Vickie Edge is weak. He throws Edge into the ring and tries to follow him in, but Edge hits a low dropkick as Show tries to get into the ring. Edge with a flurry of big kicks and Show just legsweeps him down. Edge stays on him and takes out Show's legs with kicks before hitting a DDT. He points at Vickie and then mounts Show for some punches, but Show just throws him off. Show hits a big press slam clothesline across the top rope and hooks Edge's arms between the top and middle ropes, Andre The Giant-style. Vickie tries to beg Show to stop and Show loads up the big right hand. Vickie sends Chavo in to try to reason with Show and there's the bell...
Winner: Who Knows *3/4
(Not much of a match and not even a finish. I don't know who the referee called the bell for as Chavo wasn't really on either guy's side. People were worried about Smackdown giving away too much of their main event before WrestleMania and this match safely ended those worries, at least for me. A match for the sake of advancing the angle, no more and no less.)
Show throws Chavo aside and turns his attention back to Edge, but Chavo hits a forearm from behind. Edge gets free of the ropes and tries to spear Show from behind, but ends up taking out Chavo. Big Show lines Edge up and DROPS HIM with a huge right hand!! Show heads out to the floor and looks at Vickie before showing her what he's done to her "husband". Show walks off as we see replays of the post-match melee. Uncomfortable looks from Show and Vickie close out the segment.
After the commercial, we see the highlights of JBL's Intercontinental Championship win over CM Punk from two weeks ago.
Match Four:
Rey Mysterio vs. William Regal w/Layla
JBL's music interrupts after Mysterio's entrance and he makes his way down to the ring with William Regal and Layla, giving them a ride to the ring like a Good Samaritan should. Regal makes his way into the ring as JBL joins Lawler and Cole on commentary. This should be good. JBL makes a great start by calling Lawler "King" and Cole "Queen". Regal and Mysterio start off with some chain wrestling and Mysterio hits a big monkey flip into a low dropkick that gets a one-count. Enziguri from Rey-Rey sends Regal into the rope and Mysterio tries for a 619, but ends up slipping outside the bottom rope to eyeball JBL. Regal attacks from behind, dropping him with a big forearm to the face. They make their way back into the ring and Regal just hammers on Mysterio in the corner with right hands. Irish whip into the corner by Regal and he follows with a European uppercut that gets him two. Regal works over Mysterio, throwing him back into the corner for more punches. Mysterio kicks Regal away with a shot, but Regal DROPS Mysterio with a huge knee to the face. Rey almost looks like he was knocked out legit there. Mysterio was playing possum though, kicking Regal in the face before hitting some right hands and forearms. He kicks Regal into the ropes and hits the 619!! Springboard splash!! There's the pinfall and there's the three count!!
Winner: Rey Mysterio (pinfall, top rope splash) **
(I loves me some Rey and Regal and they did well enough with the time they had. Rey did well to play possum, but the finish kind of came out of nowhere for me. That kind of lost me a bit, but outside of that it was a solid match.)
After the match is over, JBL stands and applauds Mysterio as he walks up to the apron. Rey responds by hitting a low dropkick through the ropes to send JBL sprawling. After that's all said and done, we get the video package from last week between HBK and The Undertaker with Michaels leaving The Undertaker laying. We're getting an appearance from The Undertaker after the break!
After being totally turned off from WrestleMania by seeing that Kid Rock is going to be performing live at the show, The Undertaker has his work cut out for him here. Undertaker's already in the ring and he says that Michaels raised the stakes last week. He tells Michaels that his obsession with being "Mr. WrestleMania" has made Shawn unable to see the difference between reality and fantasy. He says that it's true that he's never beaten Shawn Michaels in a one-on-one match, not even once, but he reminds him that the last time they did battle, Michaels spent five years at home in agonizing pain trying to recover. Oh snap! Undertaker says that on April 5th, we'll find out if HBK is really afraid of The Undertaker and he reminds Shawn that when he's standing across the ring from him at WrestleMania and he's questioning his own faith, he has to remember that he was the one that opened the gates to hell. Shawn Michaels' music hits and instead of showing up, a video package shows up on the Tron, saying that Undertaker's streak is made to be broken. He's in a cemetery, saying that it might be sacreligious for him to be there, but he calls it defiance. He says that he respects Taker, but he's not afraid of him and he brings up the last sixteen WrestleMania opponents that The Undertaker has left to rot in hell. He says he's not afraid and then he runs down the entire list of Undertaker's victories, complete with highlights. He even touches on the horrible Bossman/Taker Hell in the Cell from WM XV. He points out that a fresh grave has been dug, surrounding by the darkness of death, but it's not for HBK, it's for Taker's undefeated WrestleMania streak. It won't just be buried six feet under, but it will be buried all the way to the evil depths of hell. Michaels kicks over the gravestone and watches it fall into the freshly-dug grave, saying "Undefeated streak....rest....in...peace". A new gravestone appears with a 16-1 etched into it as Michaels shovels dirt into the grave. When we come back to the ring, Undertaker is staring a hole through the Tron, pacing around the middle of the ring, nearly beside himself. Lawler wonders if the Undertaker is going to be the same at WrestleMania with Michaels getting into his head and if Michaels has a death wish. Another quality segment that makes me excited to see the match at WrestleMania and Michaels just continues his streak of over a year of quality angles, promos and matches.
From the commercial break, we see Santino Marella, Beth Phoenix and Rosa Mendes in the ring with Santino saying that there's going to be a 25-Diva battle royal with the winner to be crowned Miss WrestleMania. Santino says that he knows who the winner is going to be and it's going to be him!! He says that after Mickie James attacked him last week, he went to Vickie Guerrero and asked to be put into the battle royal. She told him that if he could beat Mickie James this week with one arm tied behind his back, he's in. He says that he's going to prove that he's man enough to be Miss WrestleMania. That unibrow of his is tremendous!!
Match Five:
Mickie James w/Kelly Kelly and Melina vs. Santino Marella w/Beth Phoenix and Rosa Mendes
Santino misses a charge right out of the gate and Mickie drops him with a single-leg, tying both of Santino's arms behind his back as he begs off. He finally makes his way back to his feet and yells that he doesn't need "no handsa to a beata you". She lifts her hands up for a test of strength and he kicks her legs out from under her legs, dropping to his knees with a pair of headbutts. Santino tries to do Bob and Doug Mackenzie proud with a steamroller, but Mickie gets out of the way. She hits a low dropkick and manages a two-count off of it before Santino kicks her down. Santino heads up to the top rope...or at least tries to. Rosa and Beth try to talk him out of it and he gets all the way up to the second rope before Mickie cuts him off. Beth gets up onto the apron and pulls on the top rope, sending Santino off the ropes into the ring. Mickie hits a big kick to the back of Santino's head and there's the pin. Mercifully.
Winner: Mickie James (pinfall, kick to the head) 1/2*
(Funny enough, but not worth the time. They really need to bring back the "B" shows like Heat for crap like this. I wonder if that's what they plan on doing with Superstars when that finally starts up.)
Cole and Lawler welcome us back to the show and then they tell us about the sneak preview coming up for 12 Rounds after Raw. That leads to YET ANOTHER preview of the movie. Honestly, if they promoted this movie anymore you could splice it all together from the footage they're showing on WWE TV week after week. That villain must not know his wrestling because he tells Cena's character that he's going to play the game. Wow, HHH is even burying Cena's movie. Now THAT'S stroke, my friends. After the preview of the movie, Cole and Lawler run down the entire WrestleMania card. Cole makes me laugh by calling the Money in the Bank ladder match the most emotional match of the entire card. Yeah, Orton/Triple H has nothing on eight random guys and a ladder.
Match Six: Handicap Match
Randy Orton and Ted DiBiase vs. Triple H
Orton makes his entrance and it's time for our final commercial break of the night! Once the commercials are done, we get to see a replay of the opening segment with Jericho beating the shit out of Ric Flair. Lawler points out what I pointed out an hour and a half ago that Jericho broke Ric Flair's WrestleMania watch on the steps after the beating. Lawler challenges Jericho and calls him out, saying that if Jericho wants a legend, he can get a piece of him. Lawler looked like a carrot on steroids when he was challenging Jericho. He was nearing Hogan levels of pumpkintude. Triple H makes his entrance now and all three of them staredown as Triple H throws the belt down on the floor to not take his eyes off of Orton or DiBiase. He doesn't even do his trademark water spit so you know he's intense. Trips attacks, spearing Orton and hammering him with punches before attacking DiBiase as he throws Orton out to the floor. All three men brawl outside and DiBiase attacks from behind, throwing Triple H into the ring. Orton attacks Triple H from behind and DiBiase holds HHH for Orton to attack him with huge right hands. Orton screams at Triple H and hammers him out to the floor with a right hand. Orton follows him out and Triple H catches him with a right hand and rams Orton headfirst into the announce table. Triple H goes under the ring and HERE COMES CODY RHODES!!
He was under the ring and he's got handcuffs! He beats up Triple H and they handcuff him before rolling him back into the ring. Apparently they only handcuffed one of Triple H's hands as he fights back with some punches, but the numbers game is too much. Rhodes and DiBiase handcuff Triple H to the top rope and all three of them circle, ready to pounce. They attack one at a time like a bad kung-fu movie and Triple H fights them off until they all attack at once, stomping Triple H all the way down to the mat. Orton heads out to the floor and gets a microphone as Rhodes and DiBiase continue to stomp away. Orton says that there's only one person that can save Triple H now and that "she" had better hurry. Orton heads under the ring and gets out a sledgehammer, talking trash to Triple H as he sticks it in his face. Triple H tries to fight back, getting some shots in, but they overtake him. DiBiase holds onto Triple H and Orton's ready to crack his head open like Gallagher with that sledgehammer.
Here comes Stephanie to ringside and Triple H is yelling at her to get back and to go away. Orton says that it's up to Stephanie what happens next. Steph gets up on the apron and begs for Triple H's safety. Orton backs off and comes to the middle of the ring with the sledgehammer. Stephanie drops to the floor, but Legacy blocks her way. Orton grabs her in a front facelock as she tries to get back into the ring and hits the HANGMAN'S DDT ON STEPHANIE!! Triple H crumbles in tears, reaching out for Stephanie. Orton gets in his face and stays just far enough out of reach to avoid a beating. He smiles at Triple H and rolls Stephanie over onto her back. Triple H tries to grab Stephanie's ankle and Orton just beats him back, dragging her into the middle of the ring. Orton picks up the sledgehammer and stares down Triple H, threatening to hit him before turning to Stephanie again. Triple H begs him to stop, practically trying to gnaw off his own hand to get to her. Orton lays the sledgehammer down next to her and kneels down next to her face. He grabs her as he stares down Triple H, leans in close and looks over one more time before he KISSES HER!! Holy SHIT, Triple H is going BALLISTIC!! Orton smiles sadistically and crawls over to Triple H again, laughing as Triple H reaches but can't grab him. Orton picks up the sledgehammer one more time and continues to stare, shaking his head before he LEVELS TRIPLE H WITH THE SLEDGEHAMMER!! Triple H drops into the corner, nearly unconscious as Orton surveys his handiwork proudly. He looks at both of them one more time and as Triple H slowly comes to, he finally leaves the ring to a hearty chorus of boos. Orton stares at the sledgehammer and the carnage in the ring before walking up the ramp. We close the show with Triple H still trying desperately to reach Stephanie while handcuffed to the ropes.
Two very hard angles, a great show to roll into Mania
Posted By: Babalu (Guest) on March 23, 2009 at 11:18 PM
HHH no sold that sledge hammer shot. Just completely ruined that segment for me.
Mrs. HHH however sold the heck outta that DDT.
The HHH promo was so stupid and against his religious views... I just can't believe it.
Jeff Hardy likes the dude meat
Santino is played out
Edge, Show, and the rest on Raw??/ Gimme a break.
TNA is MUCH better.
Posted By: Guest#6573 (Guest) on March 23, 2009 at 11:20 PM
What an ingrate that Triple H is!
Randy Orton tried to help Steph get in the ring and over to her man when she fell on her head.
Orton, God bless his little heart, tried to revive her with mouth-to-mouth and instead of receiving thanks and praise from The Game, he gets cursed and threatened.
Good going Randy; way to stand up for yourself and the tyrannical McMahon family.
Posted By: Jesse "The Body" (Guest) on March 23, 2009 at 11:20 PM
Awesome show tonight, great sell for WrestleMania
Posted By: Bill (Guest) on March 23, 2009 at 11:21 PM
Woah, what a hot finish!
Posted By: SimDaddy (Guest) on March 23, 2009 at 11:22 PM
sounds like a great raw
Posted By: Guest#8748 (Guest) on March 23, 2009 at 11:22 PM
Back in the mid 80s, Moolah snuck into an all men's battle royal at a House Show (WWF Magazine did an article on it)& emerged as the winner. Santino was just attempting to do the reverse.
Posted By: theoncomingstorm (Guest) on March 23, 2009 at 11:23 PM
Randy Orton is officially my favorite wrestler.
Posted By: RKO 4 LIFE (Guest) on March 23, 2009 at 11:23 PM
Can Randy Orton get any more AWESOME?
Posted By: dave k (Guest) on March 23, 2009 at 11:24 PM
A fantastic show!
Posted By: dominick (Guest) on March 23, 2009 at 11:24 PM
Yes, I am going to kick HHH's ass at Wrestlemania 25.
Posted By: Randy Orton (Guest) on March 23, 2009 at 11:25 PM
good raw.
the flair segment was brutally awesome
taker laid down a fantastic promo
and that finish, goodness! steff is dead, HHH took a sledge shot.
their match at mania 25 should be hell in a cell!
Posted By: marc (Guest) on March 23, 2009 at 11:25 PM
orton played his character to perfection... the ending to raw was awesome....
Posted By: ron (Guest) on March 23, 2009 at 11:27 PM
Very powerful ending. Randy's face and slobber after the DDT is priceless.
Posted By: Marcus (Guest) on March 23, 2009 at 11:27 PM
First! (just to piss you off)
Posted By: Guest#5458 (Guest) on March 23, 2009 at 11:28 PM
Randy Orton and Chris Jericho are truly the greatest heels in the business today. Hands down
Posted By: Guest#0150 (Guest) on March 23, 2009 at 11:28 PM
Orton kiss on Steph + Attack on Triple H = RATINGS!
Posted By: Guest#5373 (Guest) on March 23, 2009 at 11:29 PM
Posted By: Guest#5524 (Guest) on March 23, 2009 at 11:29 PM
Jake the Snake Roberts from 1991 just called and said that was some fucked up heel shit from Orton.
Orton can't win at Mania now though. He just can't. Hunter has to rip his head clean from his shoulders or else he's a BITCH.
Posted By: The REAL MP (Guest) on March 23, 2009 at 11:30 PM
I hope the opening segment leads to Flair taking the place of the legends at WrestleMania. Anything else would be a huge disappointment at this point.
Posted By: Guest#4910 (Guest) on March 23, 2009 at 11:31 PM
If I was booking this, I'd have HHH turn on Steph and hook up with Linda. Have Linda divorce Vince, making a Vince vs. HHH contract ladder match, with a 3rd mystery man. Winner becomes co-owner of WWE. 3rd mystery man is...Hulk Hogan brotha. Hogan gains control, and books himself to win every title. Hogan vs. Flair, if Flair wins, Vince regains control.
Posted By: Vince Russo (Guest) on March 23, 2009 at 11:33 PM
That was a horrible show. it was the same ole crap. Not much more to the build up to the biggest show of the year WM25.
Posted By: jstubs (Guest) on March 23, 2009 at 11:35 PM
Jericho and Orton with some good stuff tonight. That was some viciousness from both, and I think that goes a bit in repairing some of the damage that's been done to Orton the last few weeks. Funny that they did it by having him basically do the same thing that started this in first place. Jericho's match is still going to blow, but at least he'll have some heat going in.
HBK's thing was a little cheesy, but that's the one match I think is the best bet to deliver, so I can forgive some 'mind games' instead of brawling. Still not feeling Cena/Edge/Show at all though.
Thought it was a decent show, but that was with a heavy use of the DVR. I could see how it could be boring for people who had to sit through countless ads for 12 rounds and some of the other filler like the Rey and Hardy matches (which served a purpose, but were still boring).
Posted By: Nick (Guest) on March 23, 2009 at 11:35 PM
good raw
Posted By: dam (Guest) on March 23, 2009 at 11:35 PM
Lawler looked like a carrot on steroids. Hilarious. Great recap.
Posted By: Dwayne (Guest) on March 23, 2009 at 11:35 PM
Mark My Words
HHH is going OVER at Mania.
BANK ON IT !
Posted By: Guest#2558 (Guest) on March 23, 2009 at 11:36 PM
Not bad not bad at all looks like the E is getting it and just going back to the old ways of building things. Two holy shit segments at the start and end of the show. The end segment is perfect espacially if they are making the Legacy as a modern day horsemen group and theres a bit of the old HHH story telling ablity. See thats what they need to make the challenge believable with Orton getting in his head it shows even the mighty HHH is human after all.
Posted By: Paul (Guest) on March 23, 2009 at 11:36 PM
the beginning and ending of this show were great. everyone is delivering with the promos, may've been one of the best shows ive seen when it comes to events outside of matches. the wrestling was kinda lacking though.
Posted By: Guest#3947 (Guest) on March 23, 2009 at 11:36 PM
Steph looks like she lost some weight!
Posted By: Q (Guest) on March 23, 2009 at 11:38 PM
Someone remind me why I watch this crap anymore, cause every time I watch it I just sit and think "why am I watching this??"
Posted By: Butters4Prez (Guest) on March 23, 2009 at 11:39 PM
stephanie mcmahon is a total milf.
Posted By: Guest#5727 (Guest) on March 23, 2009 at 11:42 PM
Awesome show for angle advancement. The Ric Flair beatdown was nothing short of legendary. I wouldn't be surprised if Jericho had to fight another fan to leave the arena again.
The Undertaker/Micheals stuff was equally awesome. I loved 'Taker's reaction to HBK's video.
Finally, it was good to see Orton get back to being the cold calculating bastard he was three weeks ago. The DDT on Steph was sick, and the kiss made him into the second most hated man on the planet, after Chris Jericho.
Posted By: CyberSocko (Guest) on March 23, 2009 at 11:42 PM
A little too liberal with those match ratings my man. Not a good wrestling show.
As far as the angle advancement goes, the HHH/RKO segment was an obvious step up from what they've been doing so far, but its lazy to go back to R.O. laying out stephanie. It was a mark out moment for me the first time around, re-doing it left me a little cold.
The opening segment was good and all, I mean its Flair v Jericho on the mic, but I couldn't really enjoy it knowing full well that the match it is promoting is Jericho versus three Medicare recipients.
This Vickie Guerrero stuff has me really wishing they just went ahead and pulled the trigger on a straight Edge v Cena feud (part 7). The "We're going to fight, and I'm going to hurt you" promo was great stuff, full of intensity, and now its devolved into bad comedy and cena mugging and smirking. Not good. Not good at all.
So, all in all, not a great show tonight.
Posted By: CF (Guest) on March 23, 2009 at 11:42 PM
If they would hype Saturday Nights Main Event or any other Wrestling extra as much as they are hyping Cena's new bullshit movie maybe they would pull better numbers than what they get and won't have to classify those events as FAILS.
Posted By: The new ECW Alternate Recapper (Guest) on March 23, 2009 at 11:43 PM
When HBK goes to the hall of fame all they will need to show is the promo from tonight. It's always amazing to see legends take it to another level. What am I missing about Randy Orton? I just don't get it or has the age of Orton passed me by?
Posted By: paul allen (Guest) on March 23, 2009 at 11:44 PM
did anyone else notice michael cole refer to MITB, something to the effect of "the most emotional match ever"??
Posted By: csonkamaniac (Guest) on March 23, 2009 at 11:46 PM
16 min. of wrestling tonight......
EPIC FAIL!!!!!
Posted By: Guest#5586 (Guest) on March 23, 2009 at 11:46 PM
orton is epic. end of story
Posted By: D.A.N. (Guest) on March 23, 2009 at 11:47 PM
So "Extreme Rules" means just a steel chair right?
Posted By: Lol (Guest) on March 23, 2009 at 11:50 PM
Funniest moment of the night. After Orton nailed Triple H you could hear people going "HIT HIM AGAIN !!!!"
Posted By: Guest#7278 (Guest) on March 23, 2009 at 11:51 PM
orton is the best heel in the last 5 years
Posted By: mack (Guest) on March 23, 2009 at 11:54 PM
Shit, Steph lost alot of weight. She acually looked hot again tonight. Damn I wanted to tap that ass.
Posted By: Nat999 (Guest) on March 23, 2009 at 11:58 PM
Santino should be allowed to do whatever he wants.
Posted By: Guest#3416 (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 12:01 AM
Random Observaton: Kelly Kelly got a big ass dawg, and stephanie is lookin fine as hell!
Posted By: DJ K (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 12:02 AM
Wow. Ric Flair bleeds again. shocking!
Posted By: Alcoholic (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 12:05 AM
Decent show. Can't say enough good about Jericho and Orton. Their segments each week are what I look forward to the most. WM25's lineup is good, but not the EPIC card everyone wanted. HBK/Taker will be the match to see. I expect a Match of the Year candidate and hopefully an instant classic from these two. Other than that, it's just a really solid card, but nothing overly spectacular. Jericho vs. Austin would've made it something special, but it was just not to be... and that sucks.
Posted By: Se7en17 (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 12:07 AM
"Someone remind me why I watch this crap anymore, cause every time I watch it I just sit and think "why am I watching this??""
Then don't watch, stupid.
Posted By: CyberSocko (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 12:08 AM
csonkamaniac
You heard correctly. What was funny about that is after calling MITB the most emotional match, it left him with no where to go when it came to talking about HHH vs RKO. He simply said "And Triple H vs Randy Orton. Heres hoping that come draft switch they get Cole and Lawler the hell away from Raw. Striker or JBL with Todd or JR.
Posted By: Guest#5407 (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 12:08 AM
orton needs to be in the next wwe movie, this guy's acting skills are off the charts. him versus cena on the big screen could be interesting
Posted By: orton fan (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 12:23 AM
*yawn
Posted By: Guest#8465 (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 12:23 AM
Good Show. Flair beatdown was awesome, good promo from HBK, Santino is still comedy gold. Orton's played the psycho perfectly.
Wasn't keen on the Cena/Edge/Show segment (nothing against any of the guys involved, just not a good angle). Didnt like the amount of time wasted on promoting 12 Rounds, could have been used for actual wrestling.
Much better than last week's crapfest.
Posted By: Violent Messiah (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 12:33 AM
hunter "tommy dreamer" hearst helmsley and stephanie "beulah mcguillicutty" mcmahon I see, first we get austin/pillman, and now we get dudleys handcuffing dreamer to the rope while dudley death dropping beulah. Any bets on what next week's "classic angle revisited" will be? And is hunter like johnny polo talking about the undertaker now? How undertaker would always be down for 30 seconds or so and then rise back up, so johnny's advice on commentary was quick cover him before he rose back up. Is that hunter when he gets hit with the sledgehammer now? Quick cover him for three seconds before he rises with his mystical powers?
Posted By: Alan (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 12:41 AM
If I was booking this, I'd have HHH turn on Steph and hook up with Linda. Have Linda divorce Vince, making a Vince vs. HHH contract ladder match, with a 3rd mystery man. Winner becomes co-owner of WWE. 3rd mystery man is...Hulk Hogan brotha. Hogan gains control, and books himself to win every title. Hogan vs. Flair, if Flair wins, Vince regains control.
Posted By: Vince Russo (Guest) on March 23, 2009 at 11:33 PM
I seriously LOL'ed at that. Good show.
Posted By: Common Sense (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 12:46 AM
Anyone else notice a yelping noise for a second during the 8 man tag? Sounded like Flair's yelling from the floor during the Jericho beatdown.
Posted By: Shaun (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 12:47 AM
When HBK goes to the hall of fame all they will need to show is the promo from tonight. It's always amazing to see legends take it to another level. What am I missing about Randy Orton? I just don't get it or has the age of Orton passed me by?
Posted By: paul allen (Guest) on March 23, 2009 at 11:44 PM
You should spend less time at Dorsia and more time watching Randy Orton so you can realize how awesome he is.
Posted By: is that donald trump's car? (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 01:09 AM
"The HHH promo was so stupid and against his religious views"
What are Paul Michael Levesque "legit" "religious views" ?
Cause I've never ever seen this guy talking about this very subject at all.
Posted By: Is HHH A Believer ? (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 01:19 AM
Randy Orton is the most bland, boring and overrated heel and wrestler in history.
Next to him, Scott Hall's toothpick acts like Al Pacino.
Posted By: Guest#1058 (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 01:23 AM
Shawn Michaels and the rest of the WWE locker room take notes, that is how you sell a Middle rope DDT....... Its not a transitional move people......... Ortons Charector is Awesome to bad he is borring in the ring
Posted By: WhatTheHell (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 01:45 AM
They made Lawler look like a total jackass where he just stood and watched Jericho practically kill Flair, and then later in the show he's suddenly mad and is wanting a piece of Jericho for what he did.
Posted By: graves9 (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 01:48 AM
BLOOD! Finally. Good to have ya back!!
Posted By: Sam (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 01:59 AM
Wow. What a violent show for TV-PG. Good stuff this week.
Posted By: Beeker (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 02:08 AM
HHH no sold that sledge hammer shot. Just completely ruined that segment for me.
Mrs. HHH however sold the heck outta that DDT.
The HHH promo was so stupid and against his religious views... I just can't believe it.
Jeff Hardy likes the dude meat
Santino is played out
Edge, Show, and the rest on Raw??/ Gimme a break.
TNA is MUCH better.
Posted By: Guest#6573 (Guest) on March 23, 2009 at 11:20 PM
u mean HBK'S religious views, dumbshit
Posted By: Anthony (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 02:33 AM
...and that is why...
Orton!
IS!
GAWD!
Posted By: Thomas (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 03:15 AM
Good fun show, not rated PG thats for sure, and it worked. Kept my attention throughout. Only real complaint is that why didn't Lawler help Flair out, I mean really he stood there less than 5 ft away from Jerichos attack. Sure towards the end of the show, he challenged Jericho, but I mean a little too late. I know hes supposed to remain an announcer probably, but damn Jericho was killing Flair. Only weakspot(besides of course Show/Edge/Vicki disaster of a storyline), but a fun show.
Posted By: piperfan01 (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 03:20 AM
i hate wwe,this is for small kids man
Posted By: amit (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 03:32 AM
This show epitomized my long standing hatred for Triple H. He no sold a three on one beatdown and a sledgehammer to the head. I'm guessing his match with Orton at 'Mania will be nothing more than an extended squash. By September Legacy will be broken up and Randy Orton will be in TNA.
Posted By: Nepotism World Odor (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 03:37 AM
Orton should have touched her boobs.
Posted By: Guest#0450 (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 03:52 AM
sheep
Posted By: EVIL (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 03:54 AM
"and he kicks her legs out from under her legs,"
I bow before your gloriousnessosity.
Posted By: elgrannoche (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 04:20 AM
HBK proves to be the greatest ever again... that cemetry promo was all kinds of awesome.
Orton Pwning HHH was exactly that needed to happen and finally Orton doesn't look like a pussy going into WM25... however I do worry now that HHH is going to retain, when if WWE knew whats right for them Orton should be the lasting image of WM.
Posted By: Andrew Barbarash (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 04:26 AM
Randy Harrison, the worst writer in 411 history doing the RAW column? Everyone must have called in sick to have this hack write it.
Posted By: Guest#4388 (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 05:45 AM
orton and jericho are carrying raw imo. and im sure steph enjoyed that kiss
Posted By: mr.perfect-rip (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 06:09 AM
I love the fact that Cena is the one using mind games. Usually it's the heels. Damn, those "kids" were UGLY!
Posted By: The Great Capt. Smooth (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 06:57 AM
Y2J, RKO, HBK, and their respective angles, in that order. Awesome.
The rest of the show, bland.
Stephanie is REALLY bringing sexyback, suhhhweett momma!
and she sells like a pro (well, actually better than the current "pros")
Posted By: casual_monday_mayhem (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 06:59 AM
It doesn't bode well if Vince needs to push his daughter in the middle of what should be an epic match between two of his best.
But then, a lot of the spanky little fan-girls who post here beat off for anything McMahon...
Posted By: Bad guy (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 07:00 AM
"If I was booking this, I'd have HHH turn on Steph and hook up with Linda. Have Linda divorce Vince, making a Vince vs. HHH contract ladder match, with a 3rd mystery man. Winner becomes co-owner of WWE. 3rd mystery man is...Hulk Hogan brotha. Hogan gains control, and books himself to win every title. Hogan vs. Flair, if Flair wins, Vince regains control."
I came that was so damn good.
Posted By: Banz (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 07:46 AM
Shane will get Orton over and join Legacy! I am telling you all!
Posted By: T-Mac (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 07:52 AM
As if I didn't already absolutely hate both HHH & Orton already. Their angle last night makes me not even want to get Wrestlemania. I can't even stand to look at either of them.
Posted By: matrix1004 (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 08:19 AM
Wow, Steph looked really hot. If it had been me that DDT'd her, I would have done way more than just kiss her. Then again, I'm a perv.
Posted By: Zingy (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 08:27 AM
They made Lawler look like a total jackass where he just stood and watched Jericho practically kill Flair, and then later in the show he's suddenly mad and is wanting a piece of Jericho for what he did.
Posted By: graves9 (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 01:48 AM
Got to agree with graves9 here. I also find it odd that Lawler didn't comment on what Orton did to Steph or attempt to help her sice HHH was cuffed. Not in keeping with his character at all
Posted By: Nicole (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 08:36 AM
"They made Lawler look like a total jackass where he just stood and watched Jericho practically kill Flair, and then later in the show he's suddenly mad and is wanting a piece of Jericho for what he did.
Posted By: graves9 (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 01:48 AM"
You know, I thought the same thing. I thought for sure that Lawler was going to get involved with Jericho right then. I do have a nasty feeling that Lawler will be the "guy to the rescue" for the legends and not Austin. When JBL was announcing during the Mysterio/Regal match it was once again brought up that Lawler has never appeared at WM.
I have another sinking feeling that JBL will lose to Rey and then "make history" by interfering with the HBK/Taker match. I do hope I'm wrong.
Posted By: mogamer (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 08:52 AM
story wise.. why would HHH be in a handicap match with orton and debiase? with stephanie being back, wouldnt they book something that would favor HHH? like putting the heels in a handicap match? or what they use to do to 1980s era managers and put 2 of the heels in cages while HHH beats the 3rd to a pulp?
Posted By: miloyambag (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 09:20 AM
Randy Harrison, the worst writer in 411 history doing the RAW column? Everyone must have called in sick to have this hack write it.
Posted By: Guest#4388 (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 05:45 AM
SEE: Chambers, Jake
Posted By: Guest#5384 (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 09:27 AM
overall not a good show......but those 3 promos delivered with flair,jericho/hbk-taker being at the top and orton/trips last for me. Taker and kbk were great. That hbk promo was GOLD, bringing me back to the days of when taker would cut those old school promos from the graveyard. But as for trips/orton, I guess we'll get a complaint from some 411 writers saying that the orton/trips/stephanie thing went too far and was too much for the kids............wait, who am I kidding
Posted By: cj (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 09:29 AM
also while I didn't like ric flair getting bloodied so soon after his storybook retirement, the promo was great and in my eyes cements jericho as still being the best heel that wwe has to offer, in the ring AND on the mic.
Posted By: cj (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 09:36 AM
Am I the only one who found it weird that Michaels "bury" a tombstone that said 16-1? Shouldn't he be burying a 17-0 or 16-0 one to symbolize that the undefeated streak will end. Burying a 16-1 would be the wrong way to go, wouldn't it?
Posted By: Mac (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 09:37 AM
Haha, "It's the... most emotional match EVER". Vintage stupid Cole!
Posted By: Foolio (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 09:38 AM
Orton is God!
Steph just somehow rewinded herself 8 years back in time and looks stunning again. How Orton resisted grabbing himself a handful of her I'll never know.
HHH, just retire already! Let the current stars shine. It should tell you something when you can hear fans screaming "Way to go Orton!" and "Yah! Hit him again!" when you are a face.
Posted By: Guest#5905 (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 09:41 AM
They made Lawler look like a total jackass where he just stood and watched Jericho practically kill Flair, and then later in the show he's suddenly mad and is wanting a piece of Jericho for what he did.
Posted By: graves9 (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 01:48 AM
QFT. And you know next week will end in embarassment for Lawler.
Posted By: Shaun (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 09:48 AM
the beatdown on flair was INSANE and i think i have to take back the stuff i said about jericho a few weeks ago. one thing i did notice was when flair was against the outer barricade he visibly called a spot (i think before he was thrown into the ring steps) - not pointing it out to criticize, either, just wondering if anyone else saw it. my only real complaint was with lawler. never mind that he later called out jericho, the point is he's a semi-active wrestler, and it just doesn't make sense for him to simply move out of the way while jericho almost KILLED flair.
the other problem, of course, is that there is NO way that steamboat/piper/snuka vs. jericho can deliver a sufficient payoff to that beatdown, even if flair gets involved. the legends need an attack dog, i think, but i'm not sure who it would be.
i hope that steph beating keeps her off tv forever.
Posted By: someguy (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 10:25 AM
ORTON IS OFFICIALLY HEEL OF THE DECADE!!! Now, I admit that isn't saying much at all...the heels have been lacking since 96 but man they are doing the bizness with ole Orton. I thought he would be finished by now..generic look, generic finisher but he has come the furthest of anyone in WWE the last two y ears...
Posted By: REALISTIC (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 10:29 AM
it is a shame wrestlers arent in consideration for emmys. randy deserved one for tonight.
Posted By: rey (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 10:32 AM
Funniest moment of the night. After Orton nailed Triple H you could hear people going "HIT HIM AGAIN !!!!"
Posted By: Guest#7278 (Guest) on March 23, 2009 at 11:51 PM
I thought that was hilarious!! There were lots of people cheering for Orton druing that segment. Stuff like, "Way to go Orton!" and "One more time!" TOO FUNNY!
Posted By: MachoManFanStill (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 11:03 AM
Great Raw! They rebounded will with the H/Orton angle tonight. That ddt and then kiss to Steph made this awesome and for the first time since the RKO to Steph, I want to see this match! Please, no more sledgehammer chases and we've got gold on our hands!
Also, Jericho's beatdown was AWESOME! Flair lost not only his jacket and shirt but then his shoes (which were thrown to the crowd) and one of his socks! LOL. Great. Then Jericho crushed the watch! Magnificent. I explained to my wife and bother-in-law that this was the watch given as a gift after last year's mania. The commentators should have brought that up.
Posted By: MachoManFanStill (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 11:08 AM
Do I smell Stephanie turning on HHH? BOOK DA FUCKER!!
Posted By: Ben (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 11:11 AM
After Orton kissed Steph, he should have cracked H and then kissed him. That would have been...less predictable.
Posted By: demOcratic (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 11:18 AM
I agree with those who pointed out that Lawler could have helped Flair. And if he didn't help him, he could have not waited til way later in the show to issue the challenge. Almost like Vince or someone thought it up at the last minute and told him in his headset to challenge Jericho to a match.
Also, while the love stuff is annoying, I thought Cena did a great job in his promo. His inital "get well card" was good and would have been great if he went old school and did it in rap form! My only problem is that after Cena gave the intense promo just prior to the Edge/Show match, Lawler and Cole were laughing! BUT AT WHAT?!! Cena gave a good promo basically telling them to MAN UP and that and I thought he took focus away from the silly love triangle storyline but Cole and Lawler followed it up with laughter.
One more thing, I usually don't knock Lawler's commentary much, but I also thought he oversold the HBK promo. Why is it that during every feud the announcers have to pretend this is the first time Taker's been manhandled or the first time anyone's gotten into his head. Ridiculous. Also, off the top of my head, I think Kennedy and Booker have done promos from the cemetary. Don't get me wrong. Shawn was awesome here but Lawler really oversold it afterwards.
Posted By: MachoManFanStill (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 11:22 AM
STEPH is HAWT!!!!!
MILF to the 12th power !111645
Posted By: Guest#4345 (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 11:55 AM
GREAT SHOW!!
I was there live in KC and the building was HOT for all of ECW and RAW!! Except for the section I was in that kept yelling at me and my gf and the two guys in front of us cause we were standing...what is wrong with wrestling fans these days?!?! FUCKING STAND UP AND CHEER!! I didn't pay $50 to sit on my ass! Sorry, little rant there on stupid fans these days...but otherwise, great opening and closing segments!! But I was kinda waiting for Orton to tea-bag stephanie instead...that would've made the night!
Posted By: Erik (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 12:22 PM
Let's see. On that other show, one wrestler holds a knife to the throat of another wrestler. And on this one, one wrestler sexually assaults an unconscience woman in front of millions of witnesses.
And yet, no one is rotting in prison.
Suspension of belief, or total bullshit?
Posted By: David (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 12:22 PM
dear TNA, the end of this week's raw is TEXTBOOK STORYTELLING. no announcers, no horrible pseudo-dramatic voiceovers, no suckass titles. orton & hhh said it all with their facial gestures.
that ending was a million times more intense than that moron don west yapping likea moron.
i can't wait for the brutality of their wrestlemania match.
Posted By: memphis b-rad (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 12:25 PM
Since it was a pretaped segment, shouldn't someone have picked up on the fact that HBK should have kicked over and buried a gravestone that said 16-0 not 16-1? For some reason that jumped out at me. That and Randy Orton having less than zero charisma and acting skills
Posted By: jr (not that one) (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 12:43 PM
p.s. Cena is still a lame douche that isn't funny AT ALL...and the most the "creative team" can give him is ripping off Conan O'Brien's "If They Mated Segments"...just boring stuff right there.
Posted By: Erik (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 01:32 PM
See? This is why I didn't panic when the whole HHH/Orton deal dipped a little in the past few weeks. I knew there was still plenty of time to get any lost heat back. Last night's segment did that in spades. I also think it was a bit crap that Triple H did a minimal amount of selling of a beating that WWE would have most guys out for a few weeks in order to properly sell. Par for the course, I suppose. But Orton's part in all this has been near flawless. Orton will end up selling this feud on his facial expressions alone...you wanna talk about a homicidal maniac? Take a look at Orton's face at any time during the last five minutes before Raw went off the air. THAT'S homicidal. THAT'S heel heat.
Posted By: BJC (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 01:43 PM
THE FIRST TIME ORTON OR HHH USE A WRESTLING HOLD IN THEIR MATCH AT MANIA IT WILL KILL THIS WHOLE ANGLE.
You can't tell me that if someone did to your wife what Orton has done to H's that you would consider a wrestling move... not even a pedigree or nothing.
Don't fuck this up WWE... ah who am I kidding.
Posted By: Guest#4474 (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 02:34 PM
LOL at Cole basically being told over the headset...
Cole: "And Edge says he loves when hes in bed with Vickie and she.... oh. " Then competly changes the topic!
Posted By: VINTAGE!! (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 03:26 PM
"After Orton kissed Steph, he should have cracked H and then kissed him. That would have been...less predictable."
LOL. Homosexual swerve FTW!!
"You can't tell me that if someone did to your wife what Orton has done to H's that you would consider a wrestling move... not even a pedigree or nothing.
Don't fuck this up WWE... ah who am I kidding."
Totally agree. Also, a lot of people have been predicting Steph turning on HHH. But what sense would that make, or ANY McMahon turning, kayfabe wise? What reason would anyone have for aligning yourself with the man that's been terrorizing your whole family for the last couple months.
Posted By: Guest#0285 (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 03:36 PM
The thing I couldn't stand was I think it was Cole who kept saying Orton is a coward for using the Sledge when they had nothing to say about HHH using it the past two weeks.
Posted By: Steve (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 04:23 PM
ALAN (GUEST)
hunter "tommy dreamer" hearst helmsley and stephanie "beulah mcguillicutty" mcmahon I see, first we get austin/pillman, and now we get dudleys handcuffing dreamer to the rope while dudley death dropping beulah. Any bets on what next week's "classic angle revisited" will be?
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I agree - and it could really be executed more efficiently.
Posted By: thedick203 (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 04:25 PM
I was tottaly turned off this article by that stupid Kid Rock comment. He always give fantastic live performances, so why the shot?
Posted By: Ryan (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 04:31 PM
Some notes from the live show - I was there with a friend of mine:
*I can't describe the Sprint Center when we get told we're 'about' to start and all of a sudden you hear Flair's entrance music. Huge pop, one of the biggest of the night.
*Conversely, I'm shocked Jericho didn't get jumped on the way to the back. People were wigging out; it was awesome.
*Jeff's entrance got a lot of heat, but it didn't translate to much live. He looked just a step slow in person, and the chair shots were really weak looking live. I'm a Jeff fan, and I'm not bashing him, I just wasn't knocked out.
*Kane gets a ridiculous face pop whether he's a face or a heel. I'd put him in the top five for the night (more than ANYONE else in the MITB match, easily)
*The final segment was gold. I swear there was a guy behind me screaming that the cops should arrest Orton - people were absolutely eating it up. As well as it came off on TV, it was even more heated live.
Awkward moment when they promised the Undertaker "next" and then dropped the lights and went to a tribute to the troops video. People started booing like crazy, but I was afraid on TV it would come off as Kansas City booing the troops. We didn't, we were just pissed at the bait-n-switch. George W. Bush got booed out of the f'ing building though (...awesome).
All in all, an amazing live show.
Posted By: Nic Flair (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 05:02 PM
Totally agree. Also, a lot of people have been predicting Steph turning on HHH. But what sense would that make, or ANY McMahon turning, kayfabe wise? What reason would anyone have for aligning yourself with the man that's been terrorizing your whole family for the last couple months.
Posted By: Guest#0285 (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 03:36 PM
You gotta figure that Steph may have been in cahoots with Orton the whole time, and they could suggest her motivation was taing out the rest of her family, HHH included, so she can have full control of wwe. They could even go as far back as saying she was responsible for Vince's accident when the stage collapsed if they wanna tie up that loose end.
Also, now they've 'revealed' that she and HHH are married, i would say that they've somehow gotta break them up again storyline-wise, and her aligning with Orton would be a good way to do that.
If they continue to portray them as married on tv then how could they ever succesfully book HHH as a face or an underdog once the Orton feud is over? The audience wouldn't buy into seeing him have to earn a title shot, or have any kind of conflict with a GM, because it would now be officially recognised as he's part of the family thats in charge.
Posted By: gohabsgo (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 05:07 PM
Uh,..ya know, isn't it about time that Triple H forms a posse of his own to watch his back? How about Manu and Sim? Or, uh, hhmmm, I can't think of anyone else.
Posted By: Chico (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 05:22 PM
Agreed, Chico. I know three members that could join- STEPHANIE AND HER GIANT AMAZING BREASTS.
I want to sex her up. Trish too.
Posted By: Zingy (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 05:39 PM
I forgot the Hardys were even having a match at Wrestlemania. HHH-Orton and HBK-Undertaker. Thats all this show is. The rest is crap, Jericho vs 3 Hacksaw Jim Duggan slow boring guys, MITB with terrible participants, JBL vs REY-bs, 25 diva royal, I don't even need to comment on that. The tag team match might be good. Not buying it.
Posted By: Tony (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 05:45 PM
I forgot the Hardys were even having a match at Wrestlemania. HHH-Orton and HBK-Undertaker. Thats all this show is. The rest is crap, Jericho vs 3 Hacksaw Jim Duggan slow boring guys, MITB with terrible participants, JBL vs REY-bs, 25 diva royal, I don't even need to comment on that. The tag team match might be good. Not buying it.
Posted By: Tony (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 05:45 PM
Dear Jeff Hardy,
Lose the facepaint. Please. I'm sure I'm not the only one who feels this way. Just stop doing it.
Thank you,
Chico
Posted By: Chico (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 05:58 PM
Orton kissing Stephanie = heel turn by Steph???
Posted By: dorado (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 06:28 PM
Dear Matt Hardy,
I hope they let you win the match at Mania. I'm tired of seeing you get buried in every angle you've been involved with for the last 8 years. You have more talent than your drug addicted brother and deserve more respect.
Fuck Edge, he is not mainevent talent.
Thanks,
MBD
Posted By: MBD (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 06:53 PM
Flair got busted? Oh dear. So much for TV-PG. Mwahahaha Karma's a motherfucking bitch 'E.
Posted By: Bubba (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 07:01 PM
legends???? who cares? flair is gonna get the pin or drop jericho or some other bullshit. fuck wm, ill just watch the fox reruns of the simpsons and king of the hill that night
Posted By: pjl (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 07:04 PM
orton should have licked steph up the side of her face. a kiss meh. the lick would have said mmmmmmmm i tasted your wife. bitch!!!!!
Posted By: Guest#5041 (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 07:52 PM
vince turns on h @ mania!
yup, this is what i'm expecting
orton new champ!=)
Posted By: philbuttheturtle (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 09:14 PM
posted by mac:
"Am I the only one who found it weird that Michaels "bury" a tombstone that said 16-1? Shouldn't he be burying a 17-0 or 16-0 one to symbolize that the undefeated streak will end. Burying a 16-1 would be the wrong way to go, wouldn't it?"
i agree, that was the weak spot of the whole thing. i was LOVING the one-by-one recap of the opponents ... hell they managed to make the el gigante match seem momentus ... but you're absolutely spot on, burying a "16-1" tombstone didn't make sense.
Posted By: someguy (Guest) on March 24, 2009 at 09:23 PM
randy orton, after a crappy start (I always thought he got to wwe mostly because he's bob's son, and also has a pretty good look), has turned into, without a doubt probably the best main event level heel that wwe has had sine I have been a fan, and that's been more than 50 years (I used to go to the olympic auditorium and see John Tolos and Bobo Brazil) Besides improvement in the ring that's exponential, he plays his part perfectly--i understand that being an asshole in real life, it's not difficult for him, but still-awesome, awesome heel, and I usually dont buy a lot of pay per views, and yes, wrestlemania is 50 bucks or whatever, but man, i want to see him get his ass KICKED. that's his job, and he's great at it.
Posted By: bruce (Guest) on March 25, 2009 at 03:13 PM
Great show, great segments with Flair/Jericho and 'Taker/Michaels. I have liked the action between MVP and Shelton Benjamin, and I predict a win by one of those two in MITB. And the HHH/Orton angle has some serious heat to it. Just one thought about this angle, though: I wouldn't be too surprised if there wasn't at least some wrinkle in the whole thing like a heel turn by HHH where he somehow manages to blame the trouble he's gone through to protect Stephanie from being attacked on the McMahons, or perhaps she (and maybe the FAMILY)turn on HIM? HHH after all did say that he let the attacks on Vince and Shane slide, even though because they were grown men. Anyone feel that these scenarios are a little too far fetched?
Posted By: keithman (Guest) on March 25, 2009 at 09:36 PM
I agree with mac as well that Shawn Michaels burying the 16-1 tombstone was pretty weird. I thought right away that a 17-0 tombstone being buried would be better because he'd be "burying" the possiblility of 'Taker achieving that record with a win. He wouldn't want to bury a tombstone that has HIS victory symbolized on it. A little backwards, but otherwise an awesome segment between the two.
Posted By: keithman (Guest) on March 25, 2009 at 09:44 PM
They should just put Shawn Michaels in the Hall of Fame now.
Let him be the first full time active Hall of Famer. He deserves that honor.
Even without a title, he is carrying the company on his back.
Posted By: Mighty One (Guest) on March 26, 2009 at 05:26 PM
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