411’s ECW on Sci-Fi Report 6.09.09

Welcome to the ECW on Sci-Fi! As always, I am Michael Bauer, your 411 ECW Re-capper.

We open with highlights of the ECW Title match from Extreme Rules where Tommy Dreamer actually won the ECW Title and went to celebrate in the crowd. Nice job of mixing in pictures from the old ECW days.

And finally the Hart Dynasty is in the opening video for ECW. After that video, we go to Josh Matthews and Matt Striker at ringside. Tiffany is waiting in the ring for a contract signing as she introduces the New ECW Champion, Tommy Dreamer! And the contract is for Dreamer as he apparently earned a new contract for ECW. Dreamer looks to be soaking it all in, almost like he is speechless. Tiffany reminds us all of Tommy’s goal and what he put on the line. They shake hands and Tommy thanks Tiffany and admits that he didn’t believe it could happen. He says that is because of everyone that he still believed it could happen and they it did. All he can say is thank you for making this the greatest highlight of his career. Tommy is about to sign his contract as Christian comes out with a box of tissues. Well, Tommy did look like he was gonna cry. Christian calls it a victory present and calls him a crybaby as Tommy laughs. Christian calls Swagger a dork and thanks him getting involved and never being pinned to lose the title. Christian says that Dreamer owes him a rematch and shakes his hand, saying he is glad he is still around. Swagger now interrupts as Dreamer again tries to sign his contract. Swagger decides to stay on the stage at first, because he says nobody is happy Dreamer is still around. Swagger says the production team doesn’t want to see his fat ass. Swagger says that the problem was between him and Christian and Dreamer shouldn’t be involved in the match. Swagger has a lawyer and that the one day extension is a joke. He says that Dreamer should be stripped of the title as he was not contracted at the time. Of course, he says Dreamer should just forfeit the belt and do the right thing. Christian agrees with Swagger, Tommy should do the right thing and Christian is about to as well. Christian then turns and belt Swagger. Dreamer joins in and they both send Swagger to the floor. Dreamer celebrates on the second turnbuckle, but Christian grabs him and powerbombs Dreamer through the table before dropping the new contract on his chest. Christian looks to have gotten even for those DDTs before the PPV, but they team up tonight against the Hart Dynasty!

After the break, Tiffany is backstage looking over an accident and the guy says a guy in green came in. Tiffany comes over and asks Christian why he put Dreamer through a table. Christian asks to make it a singles match, but Tiffany now says that Jack Swagger is his partner tonight.

Tony Atlas (with Mark Henry) vs. Evan Bourne

We get highlights of Bourne defeating Henry the last two weeks, by countout and DQ. We then see Henry getting pissed on Atlas for what happened. They discuss it and here comes Bourne. The bell rings and the lockup send Bourne to the mat. Atlas hits a huge bodyslam and follows with a huge shoulder. Bourne lands a kicks and comes off the rope, but gets hip tossed. Bourne with a dropkick to the knee and one to the head. Tony Atlas shoves Bourne to the floor as Bourne keeps an eye one Henry. Bourne gets clubbed back into the ring. Bourne thrown off the ropes and Atlas hits him with a shot to the gut. Atlas gets a bodyslam for two. Bourne escapes a submission and gets Atlas in the corner, hitting a series of kicks. Bourne hits the standing moonsault for two. Bourne gets drilled into the corner and Atlas hits a back suplex for two. Both men slow to get up and Bourne hits a DDT. Bourne heads up top and hits the Shooting Star Press to get the win at 3:10. Mark Henry runs in after the bell, attacking Bourne and hitting the World’s Strongest Slam before taking his leave.

Winner: Evan Bourne

Match Rating: *1/2 Atlas still had some go in him and I was impressed. Bourne is just awesome.

Handicap Match: Vladimir Kozlov vs. Luke Hawx and Chris Lewis

The bell rings and let the slaughter begin. Kozlov tosses jobber A twice and jobber B gets tagged in. Kozlov blocks a kicks and just throws the kid down. Kozlov kicks the kid to the floor and throws him back first into the ring post. Back in the ring and Kozlov hits a series of headbutts and huge release belly to belly. Jobber A tagged back in and comes off the top rope. Kozlov drills him with a headbutt and connects with the Iron Curtain Spinebuster for the win at 1:30. Matt Striker summed this up easily. “No surprise here.”

Winner: Vladimir Kozlov

Match Rating: ¼* Boring…. Boring…. Boring….

Backstage, Christian and Swagger are getting ready. Swagger says he does not accept defeat and he will hold up his end of the bargain in the main event. Christian walks off after Swagger tells him to hold up his end.

We get the Raw Rebound with Batista getting jumped, he bicep torn, HHH returning, and the end of anything fresh on RAW even maybe happening. Matt and Josh comment on the shock of HHH returning and hype up the three hour Raw for next week. They announce what happens to WWE Title as John Cena, HHH, Orton, and Big Show will all get a shot at the title. Also, Dreamer faces Christian as Christian gets his rematch.

The Hart Dynasty vs. Christian and Jack Swagger

The Hart Dynasty come out as Natalya grabs the microphone to say how they are facing two former champions. They just want everyone to know what the difference between former champions and future champions are. The music kicks back in and we go to commercial.

Back from the break and Swagger is out, followed by Christian. We see the highlight of Christian putting Dreamer through a table. Swagger tells Christian that he will start, but Christian does the quick blind tag and starts with DH Smith. Christian gets a go behind, but Smith brings down Christian with an arm drag. Christian reverses, but gets taken down with a shoulder block. Tyson Kidd tagged in and he backs Christian into the corner. Christian reverses the whip and runs into an elbow, but connects with a flapjack. Swagger tagged in and he gets a schoolboy for two. Swagger with a grounded go behind and Kidd escapes. Swagger shoves Christian off the apron, but it is a tag. Christian catches Kidd with a shot to the jaw and rolls Kidd back into the ring. Swagger shoves Christian again, this time into a leaping roundhouse by Kidd. Smith tagged in and we go to a break at 3:00.

Back at 6:00 and Smith has Christian in a chinlock. Christian gets to his feet and elbows out, but runs right into a boot. DH Smith pays respect to his father and uses the delayed vertical suplex for a two count. Smith with a front face lock to allow Kidd to tag in. Kidd throws Christian into the corner, whips him across, and blocks the flip kick from the ropes. Kidd clotheslines Christian down and gets a two count before going back to the chinlock. Christian fights his way out of the corner and hits bodyslam, but misses a leaping headbutt. Kidd with a snap suplex and he goes up top, but misses the moonsault. Christian crawls over and Swagger reaches for tag, but Christian pulls back to slap Swagger across the face. Christian looks like he just tagged in as he is a house of fire. Smith gets Christian up in the running powerslam, but Christian slips out. Christian whipped into the corner, but he catches Smith charging in and hits the flip kick in the ropes. Christian connects with the Tornado DDT for two. Kidd gets tagged in and leaps in for his elbow, but he lands on his feet as Christian moved. Christian tries for the Killswitch, but he gets shoved off. Kidd off the ropes and Christian reverses Kidd into a reverse DDT for two. Smith distracts Christian, Kidd tries a back suplex, but Christian slips out. Swagger grabs Christian and slings him off the top rope. Smith tagged in and grabs Christian. Kidd off the ropes… Hart Attack! Smith gets the pin and the three count at 11:20. Swagger comes in and starts stomping away. The Hart Dynasty joins in until Dreamer shows up with a kendo stick. Kidd and Smith bail, but Swagger gets nailed a few times before he can escape. Dreamer dares them to come back as we end the program.

Winners: The Hart Dynasty

Match Rating: **1/2 Fast action and a decent match. Swagger and Christian worked the match right and nothing really wrong.