411’s WWE Superstars Report 04.04.13

Commentators: Matt Striker & Tony Dawson

Championship’s roll call: WWE Champion: The Rock… World Champion: Alberto Del Rio… Intercontinental Champion: Wade Barrett… United States Champion: Antonio Cesaro… Tag Team Champions: Team Hell No… NXT Champion: Big E Langston… NXT Tag Team Champions: Adrian Neville & Oliver Grey… Diva’s Champion: Kaitlyn

The Great Khali (w/Natalya & Hornswoggle) vs. JTG:   I wonder if this is the last time I will get to recap a JTG match, if the WWE goes through the “roster purge” post-WrestleMania. JTG tries to stick and move but Khali clotheslines him. He muscles JTG into the corner and chops him; he rams JTG’s head into the opposite corner and chops him again. JTG finally takes him down with a low dropkick and pounds away; he applies a chinlock. Khali erects himself and punches JTG in the cut to break the hold. He charges but runs into an elbow and a big boot. Khali mounts the “comeback” (not that he was in any jeopardy at all) with clotheslines and the Head Chop for the pinfall.   1.5/10 El squasho for Khali. Usual from him, chops, clotheslines and a head chop.

Here is your winner… The Great Khali via Head Chop pinfall

Highlights of John Cena from Raw are shown.

Triple H/Brock Lesnar is then promoted from Raw via Shawn Michaels and Paul Heyman.

Zeb Coulter “wrestles” Alberto Del Rio on Raw but it’s just a trap and he and Jack Swagger beat up ADR and Ricardo Rodriguez with a crutch.

The Rock offers his rebuttal to John Cena.

CM Punk attacks the Undertaker and pours the urn’s ashes all over him with the help of Paul Heyman dressed as Paul Bearer. Heyman is sure involved in a lot of main WrestleMania storyline this year isn’t he?

OVERALL 2.5/10   I’m actually surprised that an actual wrestling match was featured this week as the last few shows on the Road are usually all highlights. Unfortunately it was a Great Khali match, so it sucked. Upsetting that the last match I recap before ‘Mania is a Khali match… oh well, I’ll be at ‘Mania, so I’ll post a few pictures on my Facebook and Twitter pages, the links are below.

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