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411’s WWE 05.31.13 Smackdown Report
It’s Michael Benjamin here and it’s Smackdown. All three members of The Shield are in singles action. I can sink my teeth into that.
SHOW… ON!
Championship Roll Call:
WWE Champion: John Cena
World Champion: Dolph Ziggler
US Champion: Dean Ambrose
IC Champion: Wade Barett
Diva’s Champion: Kaitlyn
WWE World Tag Team Champions: Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns
Then. Now. FOREVERRRRR .
Rollins maintained control throughout the break but Kane immediately hit a sideslam upon the return from break. Kane follows up with a sidewalk slam for TWOOOOO. He goes upstairs for his VINTAGE CLOTHESLINE but Rollins makes it to his feet and meets Kane upstairs. Rollins goes for a superplex but Kane ends up hitting his clothesline after all. Roman Reigns distracts Kane and Kane gets caught with a big dropkick. Bryan distracts Rollins and Kane hits a top rope clothesline and a chokeslam for the win! This was a fun match. Both men worked the big man vs. little man formula to perfection.
OFFICIAL RESULT: Kane @ 8:00 via pinfall
RATING: **1/4
Bryan and Reigns are going back and forth upon our return from break. Reigns hits a huge clothesline and covers Bryan for… TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Reigns talks a little shit before delivering a high knee and a shoulder tackle to Daniel Bryan. Do you know what he got? He got two. If you guessed one, you’re a bitch. Bryan makes it to his feet and hits a HUGE dropkick to Reigns in the corner. Reigns fights back and gives Bryan a CLUBBERING in the corner. He charges at him but Bryan flips over him and locks in the No Lock! The crowd is chanting “tap, tap, tap”. Kane takes out Rollins on the outside.Rollins pushes the rope towards Reigns so that he can get the break. Kane shoves Rollins to the mat and punches Reigns in the face. Roman Reigns wins via DQ after a cheap shot from Kane. It wasn’t bad and it wasn’t good. Reigns can’t deliver a match like Kane can with a smaller opponent. Kane and Bryan argue after the match as Cole announces Ambrose vs. Orton as the main event. Ambrose is an awesome example of working hard and getting pushed as a result.
OFFICIAL RESULT: Roman Reigns @ 6:33 via DQ
RATING: **
– Damien Sandow cuts a promo in the ring aimed at Sheamus. When it comes to intelligence, Sandow is “the great one”. Sandow is in the ring with three cups and a ball. You guys know how the trick goes. Sheamus interrupts and makes fun of Sandow’s tiny balls. Fuck you, Sheamus. I wanted to see the trick. Sheamus allows him to do the trick! A “this is awesome” erupts in my front room as I sit here alone. Sheamus lifts the last cup and there’s no ball. HE WAS JUST DOING A MAGIC TRICK!?!? Guess what happens next? Sheamus Brogue kicks him! Be a star!!!!!
RAW REBOUND We get a recap of Axel Curtis debuting and looking like a total chump after Trips buries him with a slap and bows out of the match due to head problems. Who did this get over?
– Paul Heyman and Curtis Axel make their way to the ring. Heyman said he’s a “humble visionary” and said he’s known for being the advocate for Brock Lesnar, as well as C.M. Punk’s historic title reign. He said when he points his finger at someone and calls them the next big thing, the people can invest stock in it. His new project is Curtis Axel. Axel said in one day, he accomplished more than his father and grandfather did in their entire careers combined. He said the record books will show that he beat Triple H on Monday. Will they?.
OFFICIAL RESULT:Curtis Axel @ 3:18 via pinfall
RATING: *1/2
OFFICIAL RESULT Big E Langston @ 4:18 via pinfall
RATING: *1/2
Kofi hits a dropkick as soon as the bell rings, Kofi follows up with a splash into the corner and punches Ryback. Kofi with a European uppercut and some more punches but Ryback sends Kofi to the mat with a single leg sweep. Kofi kicks Ryback in the head. Kofi delivers a nice springboard drop kick for a near fall. Kofi hits a kick and he hits the Boom Drop afterwards. Kofi waits for Trouble in Paradise but Ryback catches him!. Kofi escapes a power slam attempt and gets a double jump cross body for another near fall. Ryback grabs the legs during a pendulum kick and stomps on Kofi. Ryback follows up with a lariat and Shellshocked for victory! Kofi got in a surprising amount of offense before being absolutely decimated at the end. This match was a fun sprint.
OFFICIAL RESULT Ryback @ 3:35 via pinfall
RATING: *1/4
– After the match, Ryback absolutely decimates Kofi. He grabs a table from under the ring that he checked for before the match had started. POWERBOMB THROUGH THE TABLE. He slides out of the ring and grabs another table. He sets that up and puts Kofi through it with another powerbomb. One more time! He grabs a third and powerbombs Kofi through it again for the hat trick. Medical staff checks on Kofi and Ryback is effectively booked. Good stuff.
– We get a recap of the Last Man Standing ending followed by a recap of Cena’s promo on Raw. Yay.
– We get a recap of the Jericho/Heyman segment on Raw. Jericho was proud of this segment and working with Heyman. I thought this segment sucked but to each their own.
– Chris Jericho cuts a promo with Renee Young. When you associate with a flea like Paul Heyman you get a bunch of diseases. I’m not going to write all of that. He listed like, twenty diseases.
OFFICIAL RESULT:Jericho @ 4:26 via submission
RATING: *3/4
They brawl back and forth as we return from break. Orton goes for the middle rope DDT but Ambrose chokes him on the top rope! Orton fights back and tries for a suplex! Ambrose pushes him off! He goes for an axe handle but Orton catches him with a high dropkick. He follows up with his vintage DDT! He sets up for the RKO and The Shield hit the ring and beat Orton up. Team Hell No runs down and evens the odds. The Shield are out of there while Bryan looks amazing with his stiff offense.
OFFICIAL RESULT: Randy Orton @ 7:50 via DQ
RATING: **
OVERALL: This was a good episode of Smackdown. Everything moved along nicely and none of the matches sucked. There was no filler throughout the show and if you tuned in today, you’d be convinced that the WWE has direction.6/10
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