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411’s WWE RAW Report 10.21.13

October 21, 2013 | Posted by Tony Acero

Championship Roll Call:
WWE Champion: VACANT
World Champion: Alberto Del Rio
US Champion: The Shield’s Dean Ambrose
IC Champion: Curtis Axel
Unified Diva’s Champion: AJ Lee
WWE World Tag Team Champions: Cody Rhodes and Goldust

It’s Birthday Time in the Tony House, and I’m ready to watch some wrasslin with my favorite Monday people! Leggo!!!


We start tonight’s show with the end of last weeks show, featuring The Big Show Yessin his lil heart out. After the recap, the music of Triple H hits as Memphis welcomes us to the show! Steph and Triple H walk out, hand in hand, then pose atop the stage like they’re at Prom. After what seemed like a whole bunch of shilling from Cole, Stephanie claims that we are all just jealous. She brings up Hell in A Cell, the return of John Cena, AJ Lee facing Brie Bella for the Butterfly Belt, and CM Punk competing against Heyman and Ryback. She then brings up the WWE Title, and guarantees a new WWE Champion. The man that guarantees there will be a WWE Champion is a man that we trust, and Triple H trusts him, too. He trusts HBK because he respects him more than anyone in the WWE.

Big Show comes outta nowhere on the big ol tron sayin that Triple H doesn’t know the meaning of respect. He says they push their weight around because they can. Steph is questioning people ringside, wondering how Show is showing up on their scren. Triple H calls Show a loser, says he’s made millions yet he’s broke. Show is looking for the hand out, the free ride, but there is no free ride, he’s done, and Triple H is glad he’s done. Show wants to know why he’s so mad? Mad because Show is suing him for the money, the slander? Marital constortion? Or, did Triple H just wake up on the wrong side of the bed, then again, considering his bed mate – any side of the bed is wrong.

Steph tells him to shut up, but Big Show tells her to shut up then lists all of the stuff Steph has taken from him. Steph starts a countdown and gets Show turned off. Triple H says that The Big Show goes out with a wimper, so on with the show….

That was kinda sloppy.

Triple H wants to introduce the first person in the match….Dean Ambrose! But instead, it’s the music of Daniel Bryan that plays.

Match 1: Dean Ambrose vs Daniel Bryan

Lockup to start. Bryan works the arm. Ambrose flips out of it and reverses. Bryan does the same. He gets excessive then hits a dropkick. Test of strength here, and Ambrose gets a kick then a chop in. He sends Bryan in the corner and hits another chop. He goes for a headbash, but Bryan lifts the foot to stop it in the corner. He chops Ambrose across the ropes towards the corner, gives him another, then hits some Yes kicks. Whip to the ropes, and Bryan hits a knee. Kick to the back from Bryan. Pin for 1…NO! Bryan works the arm from behind then bends the fingers back. He pushes the arm down for a pin and gets a 2. Ambrose tries to get out with a snapmare, but stands and hits an elbow. Rope work ends with Bryan hitting a dropkick. Bryan grabs the left arm and drops it on his shoulder then kicks Ambrose right in the same arm. Bryan drops hte arm again, gives a kick to the chest, then hits a sick arm drag by the fingers to Ambrose. Bryan stomps the elbow of Ambrose.

Bryan with kicks in the corner. He whips Ambrose, but Ambrose holds onto the ropes, causing Bryan to miss the dropkick. Ambrose with a pin for 1. He stomps Bryan a few times, then gets a right hand. Ambrose stomps the hand. Ambrose is able to get up and hit a suplex then a pin for 1…2..NO! Chops from Ambrose. Whip into the ropes, they mess up a spot, so Bryan just starts kicking Ambrose. Nice looking Suplex immediately after. Bryan goes up top. He wants the headbutt, but Ambrose heads out of the ring. Bryan hops down and hits a baseball slide to Ambrose! He tries for the knee off the apron, but Ambrose moves and hits a clothesline as we go to a commercial.

We are back, and Ambrose has the upperhand in the middle of the ring. Bryan is able to elbow out of a submission, then hits the ropes, but Ambrose is quick on it and hits a knee. Ambrose with a kick. He locks Bryan up againsrt the ropes then hits a hard dropkick to Bryan’s arm. Cover for 1…2..NO! Ambrose pulls the arm back behind Bryan’s shoulder. Ambrose adds a choke for good measure, then tries to pull back the arms of Bryan. Bryan is able to turn it around, but only for a bit as Ambrose gets a back suplex then a pin for 1….2.NO! Scissors lock on the head of Bryan. Bryan gets out of it, and he’s looking for the Mexican Surfboard. He gets it locked in, then pulls back on the neck of Ambrose!!! Desperation comes into play as he pokes Bryan in the eye, causing the hold to be broken. Ambrose with some kicks. Bryan is up on the apron. He blocks a right hand and gets some of his own then slams Ambrose’s head into the turnbuckle. Bryan is up top, but Ambrose with a right hand! Ambrose sets up for a butterfly superplex. He hits it! Cover for 1…2..NO!!! Ambrose with a headlock from behind. Ambrose with a neckbrea—nooo, Bryan turns it into a backslide! Pin for 1…2..NO! Both men hit the ropes! Double crossbody!!

Both men up, Bryan with the rights. Whip to the corner, but Bryan flips over Ambrose. Bryan hits the ropes, goes under a clothesline, hits one of his own, then sends Ambrose to the corner. Hard running dropkick then a frankensteiner into a pin for 1….2.NO!! Ambrose with the whip, runs right into an elbow. Bryan up top, goes for a Tornado DDT, but Ambrse sends Bryhan away. Bryan runs right back towards Ambrose and we get a spinebuster from Ambrose!! Ambrose gets Bryan locked up on the ropes again, runs forward and…Bryan drops him over the top rope!! Ambrose lands hard! Bryan flies! Suicide Dive! Bryan sends Ambrose back in the ring! Missile Dropkick from the top rope!!

Kip up! Bryan with kicks to the chest!! Ambrose catches Bryan with a rollup but Bryan rolls out and turns it into the Yes Lock!! Ambrose Taps!!
Official Result: Daniel Bryan
A little slow to start, but what a great match it turned into. God shit, and a good start.
RATING: ***1/2

-Commercial Break-

We return to the beautiful voice of Justin Roberts introducing CM Punk. He’s here with a mic and points towards the ring. Opting to stay atop the ramp, Punk mentions this Sunday. He says that Ryback and Heyman are going to be locked inside the HIAC structure with him. The thing about the structure itself ain’t that it’s for just settling scores and ending issues, but its a legacy creator, and he knows his legacy will be defined based on what it is he does to Heyman once he catches him. Heyman thinks Ryback is going to save him, but they’re both going to be locked in there with the devil who will do whatever it takes to get the job done. And the job this time isn’t specifically winning or losing, no. His plans isn’t to pin Heyman to the mat, he’s going to enjoy watching Heyman squirm like a little worm on a big hook. He is going to corner Heyman then grab him and smash his face into every single inch of steel. Sunday night, three men walk into the structure, and only one walks out under his own power, and you best believe that man is the best in the world.

Backstage, Triple H and Steph are with Vickie. Trips wants Vickie to handle the little stuff while Brad is injured. Steph is on the phone with someone, asking for more security. HBK walks into their office. He says hi to Steph and TRiple H. He knows how busy they are, but he’s here. He asks Triple H if he truly doesn’t think Bryan can be champ? Triple H says it’s not that, it’s the whole face of the WWE thing. HBK says that there was a time when people said the same thing about him….and people said the same thing about Triple H.

Stephanie brings up The Big Show, wondering how he was able to get the feed. HBK brings up how often they would mess with stuff back in the days, and how funny Steph thought it was. He says they’ve grown up, and that’s a shame, ut he doesn’t have to, and bounces away…

The music of Santino hits, and here comes he, Khali, and Hornswoggle all wearing Elvis wigs. Santino has the full outfit on.

Match 2: Santino vs Heath Slater

Heath does some air guitar, then swings some rights, but can’t reach. Santino does some taunting, then chops the shoulder of Heath Slater. Heath goes for a kick, but Santino grabs the foot and chops Heath again. Heath is in the corner, allowing Santino to do an Elvis wig. Heath with a kick! Whip to the ropes. Santino asks for him to wait, and power walks. Santino gets tripped up. Heath sends him into the corner and hits a couple shoulders. He hits a hard spear-like move then covers for 1…NO! Heath with a bear hug from behind, but Santino juke and jives up and out of it. Arm drag from Santino, but Heath gets up and kicks Santino. More shoulder thrusts in the corner. Heath goes for another unning one, but Santino moves and Heath hits the ring post. Santino with some right hands. Heath hits the ropes, Santino with the splits. Hip toss into a headbutt. Santino pulls out the Cobra who has an Elvis wig as well, but Heath is up quick to stop him.

Heath on the second rope, he flies off, Santino kips up and hits the Cobra while Heath is in the air. Pin for 1…2..3!
Official Result:
Pretty boring match, even with Santino’s hair…
RATING: 1/2*

After the match, Santino goes to the announce booth and says there is only one King here, and asks that the King get up from his seat and stand atop the table. King obliges, and Honky Tonk Man is somewhere wondering why the phone didn’t ring….

-Commercial Break-

We are back, and Cole continues to try to get “The Authority” over as a label for Trips and Stephs. We get a recap of Big Show interrupting the power couple.

Match 3: Dolph Ziggler vs. Randy Orton

Lockup to start. They struggle with each other, talk about taxes, then roll into the orner. Dolph pins Orton against the corner but the ref calls for the break up. They twist and turn a bit in the corner. The ref breaks it up, and Orton leaves the ring and paces a bit. Orton back in, he hits a right then attacks the back with a right and a headbutt. Orton sends Dolph to the outside, then rolls out of the ring. Orton tosses Dolph right into the barricade! He lifts up Dolph and tosses him again then rolls him in the ring for a pin. 1..2..NO! Orton drags Dolph to the edge of the ring and heads out. He wants the DDT, but Ziggler stands and rams Orton into the baricade. Dolph with a flurry of fists , then some stomps, all on the outside. Dolph looks to hop over Orton, but Orton trips him up causing Dolph to crash forward. Orton rolls Dolph back into the ring and saunters over the fallen Dolph.

The recap shows that Orton sent Dolph into the ringpost. In the ring, Dolph is trying to fight back with some rights and kicks. He gets Orton in the corner for the 10 punch! He gets all ten. Whips Orton. Orton reverses and sends Dolph in the corner, but Dolph hits a clothesline!! Pin for 1….2…NO! Dolph lifts Orton, right hand is missed. I miss a second or two, and Orton has a chin lock on Dolph. Dolph is able to get out of it, and hits a hard clothesline then a neckbreaker! Dolph drops an elbow. Pin for 1…2…NO! Dolph with a bulldog! Another pin for 1….2..NO!!! Both men are up. Dolph with a splash attempt but Orton prevents it and hits Dolph with a sick looking T-Bone suplex!! Dolph rolls over to the apron, so Orton catches his head and looks for the DDT. He hits it! Orton walks around a bit before going for the RKO!

Dolph reverses and gets a DDT! He looks to take advantage, and goes for the Zig Zag, but Orton holds onto the ropes. Orton turns! Orton hits the RKO!! Pin for 1….2…3!!!
Official Result: Randy Orton
Solid match that had a lot of action. Sweet.
RATING: ***

-Commercial Break-

Match 4: AJ Lee and Tamina vs. The Bella Twins

Tamina and Brie to start. Go behind from Tamina into a slam to the mAT. Tamina from behind with an arm lock, but Brie gets out, hits a move, then pins for 1. Brie with a headlock take down onto Tamina. Tamina sends Brie to the outside. Tamina back in the ring and has Brie in a face lock. Bella tries to elbow out of the hold, and does. Tamina chokes her up on the rope then hits a body slam. Tamina with a drop then a toss by the hair. Tag to AJ and AJ pins for 1…2…No! AJ with a chon lock but Nikki stands up and backs AJ into the corner. AJ with a kick out of the corner. Brie with some clotheslines to AJ. AJ runs into an elbow. Brie with a dropkick from the second rope. AJ recovers and hits Brie in the gut. Pin from AJ, but it’s reversed into a half crab! Tamina is in, but she gets sent to the floor! AJ is up on the ropes. Brie with a knee, it hits Tamina!

Brie with the X-Factor and a pin for 1…2…3!!
Official Result: The Bella Twins
Pretty standard affair, but pretty good by Divas standards.
RATING: **

-Commercial Break-

We get a recap of Friday where Big E. helped Punk out with Axel and Ryback. Renee Young is with Heyman and Axel to talk about Sunday. Heyman says it will be a public execution. He gets all crazy with it, extending a metaphor of lava and house destruction way further than it has any right to go. It’s a beautiful monologue, though, and Heyman is fuckin nuts. Heyman says he has control, though. He controls his monster Ryback, and CM Punk cannot get past Ryback, which means Punk can’t get his hands on Heyman. Punk is locked in a cell with Heyman, not the other way around. In comes Big E, says “Who is a marginal talent, now?” Then Ryback asks where his manners are? Axel tells Big E to learn how to say excuse me. Big E gets in the face f Axel, and Axel looks to be down, but Heyman says it’s not happening, they don’t fight for free.

A cool video package for Daniel Bryan is shown.

The Wyatt Family is heeerrrreeeeee….

-Commercial Break-

Match 5: The Wyatt Family vs The Miz and Kofi Kingston

WE come back to the match in progress because i went to grab a burrito. Miz and Harper are in the ring, and Harper has a headlock on The Miz. Miz tries to stand out of it, tries to cinch the waist, but can’t quite get out until he hits the ropes. Harper plants The Miz and pins for 1….2..NO!! Kofi looked to have try and step in, but Harper eyeballs him. Miz with a jawbreaker. Tag to Kofi! Kofi with a high kick, clothesline to Rowan, chops to Harper, another, He goes for a dropkick but Harper grabs him. In the corner now, and Kofi hits a kick to the face. Whip to the corner, Kofi hops up and hits a hurricanrana! Rowan is in and tries to distract, but Kofi sends him to the outside. Roll up on Harper for 1…2…NO!! Kofi with Trouble in Paradise to Rowan!

Kofi turns and gets clotheslined like a fuckin BAWS! Harper pins. 1…2…3!!!
Official Result:
Full rating after the report’s posted, I missed half the match it seems like.
RATING:

Afterwards, Rowan and Harper attack Miz. Kofi tries to make the save, but he is sent to the outside. In comes Wyatt. He says he has won wars without so much as lifting a finger. He claims that he bets Miz think he doesn’t know him, but he knows him very well. He isn’t here to convince Miz that hell is a real thing, he’s just here to lead him to the gates. Follow the Buzzards.

-Commercial Break-

We learn that Big E and Curtis are gonna lock horns soon, and here is Axel.

Before the match starts, Ryback and Curtis Axel attack Big E!! Big E tries his hardest to fight back. He dumps Axel and Ryback to the outside, but Ryback gets the upperhand and they’re beating him ringside. Ryback and Axel take turns throwing blows, but Big E sends Axel into the barricade. He goes after Ryback, but Axel is here with a hit to the back of th ehead. Ryback holds Big E’s arms, and Axel gets some hits in. Big E dsends Ryback back and attacks Axel. Here’s Heyman with a kendo stick! He hits Big E, but Big E no sells it and eyballs Heyman. Ryback hirs E with a huge clothesline! CM Punk is here with a kendo stick!!! He heads into the ring. Vickie Guerrero is here to pull a Teddy Long and give us a Tag Team Match, Playas!

Match 6: Ryback and Curtis Axel vs Big E. Langston and CM Punk

WE are back, and the match is on. Big E holds onto Axel agfter tagging Punk. Punk hops off the top rope with an axe handle on Axel. Punk drops Axel, then grabs him and tags in BIG E. Double team arm drag. Pin from E for 1…2..NO! We missed a big belly to belly from Big E over Ryback. Back in real time, Punk gets kicked by Axel, then dragged over to the corner. Tag to Ryback. Ryback tries to send Punk in the corner, but Punk uses his boot to stop then hits a few chops. Ryback lifts Punk up and slams him into the corner then hits a few shoulder thrusts. Whip to Punk and he hits the corner hard, falling to the mat afterwards. Ryback calls for Punk to get up then hits a right hand. Ryback with some stomps then a leg drop. Pin for 1…2…NO! Tag to Axel. Axel in with a pin for two then a chin lock from behind. The crowd helps to bring Punk up and he turns then hits some right hands. Axel with a right hand. Punk with right. Whip to the corner, and Punk gets tossed hard. Axel is in control with a boot scrap ro the face. He calls for Ryback’s boot and sends Punk directly into it. Tag to Ryback. Ryback with a clothesline then a splash into a pin for 1…2..NO!

Ryback with a right hand, another right to the back. Knee to the gut. Ryback with a chop then a right hand. Ryback with a long stall that looks like he almost messed it up. Punk rolls forward for a pin for 1…2..NO! Ryback with a pin of his own! 1…2..NO! Ryback from behind, cinching the waist. Ryback gives Punk a hard blow then lifts Punk up on his shoulder. Ryback looks for…soemthing, but Punk floats over and hits a high kick to the head!! Tag to Big E! Tag to Axel!! BIG OL CLOTHESLINE from Big E! Another! He sends Axel up and just lets him fall! Big Splash from Big E! He hits the ropes then another splash!! The straps are coming down!!

Ryback hits the ring Punk is there to send him to the outside! Axel turns…..Big Ending!! Pin. 1…2…3!!!
Official Result: CM Punk and Big E. Langston
Another solid outing from Big E. With the right energy behind him, he can be huge.
RATING: **1/2

R-Truth is selling WWE products out of his truck and shills shit better than Billy Mays!

-Commercial Break-

Before the match, we get a mini promo from a mini man.

Match 7: Tons of Funk vs The Real Americans

Tensai and Swagger to start. Swagger with a knee in the corner, and another, and another. Swagger with a splash, but Tensai moves. Swagger is able to get a tag to Cesaro, and Cesaro comes in to get tossed out. Tensai tosses Swagger out next, and Cesaro is here to attack form behind. Cesaro besats down on Tensai than tags in Swagger. Swagger works the leg. He lifts Tensai’s leg up on the ropes then kicks the thigh. Again. Swagger with a Swagger bomb. He tags in Cesaro. Cesaro hops over Swagger and stomps the chest of Tensai. Pin for 1…2..NO! Cesaro with a chin lock from behind. Tensai wants out. He pushes up againsts the arm then turns into it. Cesaro changes position, but Tensai is too strong and slams Cesaro down. Tag to Brodus! He’s in with a chop, a chop, a headbutt. T-Bone attempt is thwarted by Swagger. Cesaro with a back elbow. Cesaro calls for the big swing. He lifts Brodus and here it comes! It doesn’t last all that long, and he tags in Swagger.

Swagger shouts then grabs the ankle. Ankle Lock!! Brodus taps!!
Official Result: The Real Americans
Not too shabby
RATING: *1/2

After the match, Zeb gets in the ring. He has something to say. He says fool him once, shame on him. Fool him twice, shame on America. He wants to introduce us to his little friend, and pulls out a bull whip. WE THE PEOPLE.

-Commercial Break-

After the break, we get a video package of Cena that makes it seem like we haven’t seen him in over a year. It’s a great video, but could have also been used elsewhere.

We come back to…..a remixed version of Cody Rhodes and Goldusts’ song!! I’m not sure it works, but it’s really cool of them to try. The Rhodes will be sitting ringside for the next match.

The Shield staredown with The Rhodes for a bit before The Usos make their entrance.

Cole brings out the obvious hole in the stroyline

No 1 Contendership for the WWE Tag Team Titles
Match 8: The Shield vs The Usos

Rollins and Jimmy to start, I think. Crucifix pin from Uso for 1…2..NO! Rollins and Jimmy trade rights, but Seth hits a chop, then Jimmy hits a kick. Whip to the ropes, and a clothesline from Jimmy sends Seth to the outside. Jimmy with a great looking dive over the top rope to the outside!! Jimmy rolls Rollins in and pins for 1…2..NO!

Goldust: “JBL…all that glitters…..is gooollld.”

Tag to Reigns and a whip to Jimmy with an elbow sends him down and there’s a pin for 1…2..NO! ROllins looks to drop an elboe but The Usos get Reigns in the corner and tags in Jey. Snapmare into a clothesline from Jey and a pin for 1….2….NO! Tag to Jimmy. Axehandle to the arm. Reigns sends Jimmy in the corner. Shoulder into the corner. ROllins with the tag. Reigns misses a clothesline and Rollins gets a clothesline. Jimmy flies for a crossbody, but Seth moves. Pin for 1…2..NO! ROllins with a kick. Another. He kicks the downed Uso again sending him to the outside.

Goldust: “OOOhhhhhhh….SNAP!! Zinger!”

On the outside, Jimmy gets sent into the ring and pin from Reigns gets a 2. Reigns with a front face lock. Jimmy stands and hits some rights but Reigns hits harder, and sends him to the apron. Reigns lifts Jimmy up and looks for a suplex but we get a headbutt then a shuolder thrust. Rollins distracts, and Reigns takes the opportunity to send Jimmy flying into the announce table face first!

We are back, and Rollins gets a tag to Reigns. They have Jimmy in a world of hurt. Reigns with a quick suplex. Pin for 1…2..NO!

Goldust: “I am a movie….star.”

Reigns with a choke from behind. Uso is up. Right hand, another, one more. Reigns whips Jimmy to the ropes, then lifts him up in a firemans. Uso rolls off and kicks. DDT to Reigns!! Tag to Rollins! He flies in with a clothessline and cuts Jimmy off. He sends Jimmy into the corner then lets in some stomps. Seth with a running…nothin, as Jimmy sends Seth to the outside! ROllins made the tag midair, so he runs in and grabs the leg of Jimmy. Jimmy with an Enziguri. He wants that tag! GETS IT! In comes Jey! He goes up top! He flies from the top rope with a splash! Pin for 1…2..NO! Huge kick to the gut!! Uppercut! Rollins is in the ring! He gets setn out! Jey with a splash! Reigns is in the corner. Butt Splash is missed when Reigns just comes out of the corner with a clothesline! Pin for 1..2…CLOSE! Jimmy is in to break up the pin. Rollins is in. Jimmy with a Samoan Drop on him, sending Seth to the outside! Reigns tosses Jimmy to the outside! Powerslam from Reigns! Reigns goes for a splash in the corner, but he moves and Reigns hits shoulder first! Jey up top! He flies!! RIGHT INTO SOME KNEES!!

On the outside, Cody is getting tired of Dean’s shit and removes his headset. Ambrose just smacks Cody, so Goldust attacks. It’s a mess out here!


Official Result: NO CONTEST
This match was way more exciting than expected, and a hell of a lot of fun.
RATING: ***

Everyone is attacking everyone! Reigns interjexts and sends GOldust flying into the barricade Rollins does the same with one of The Usos. In the ring, all of The Shield are attacking Goldust. Rhodes flies off the top rope onto Seth, one of the Usos takes out Ambrose! Goldust and Cody double team Reigns, sending him to the outside. Rollins is left in the ring. The Usos come in and clotheslines him to the outside!! Rhodes and Usos stand tall in the middle of the ring!!

It’s official; Triple Threat Tag Team Title Match at Hell in a Cell, y’all.

We’re back to the show, and Triple H is in the middle of the ring with Steph. The table is set up for the contract signing. Orton is announced as “The Face of the WWE” and makes his way out, pink-snaked shirt and all. Daniel Bryan is next, and Triple H isn’t excited to see him at all. He gives him some applause, though, as King questions the sincerity of it. Triple H announces the special guest referee, he riddles off the nicknames of HBK then welcomes him to the ring. HBK is here. He shakes the hand of Bryan, gives HHH a playful hug, then grabs the mic. Steph speaks, but the crowd starts an HBK chant. She gives the floor to Orton. Orton says he must give credit where it’s due. Every week he has beaten Bryan down, and he keeps getting right back up. This Sunday, Bryan will not be getting right back up. He has survived against The Undertaker at Hell in a Cell. He has beaten Sheamus and John Cena inside that cell. He can say with the utmost confidence that Bryan has no idea what he’s getting into. He will be making sure that Bryan’s very first HIAC will be his absolute last. Orton signs the contract.

Bryan on the mic, and he expects nothing less from Orton. He pushes him to the limit every week, but they both know that if it weren’t for The Shield, the Authority, or Triple H, he’d be the Champion right now. They both know, also, that he is more than capable of smashing in that so-called face of the WWE. With that said, he’s got two words for ya…….THANK YOU. He thanks Orton for pushing him, for allowing him to prove that he is way more than a B+ player, and thanks for exposing Trips and Steph as the selfish, insecure, narcissistic, spoiled brats that they really are. Bryan signs the contract.

Triple H has a thing. He says he’s seen guys like Bryan come and go a million times. Guys like Jericho, Edge, RVD, all guys that are very talented, top guys, very popular, but not THE ONE. NEVER were they THE ONE. Maybe no one wants to say this, but it needs to be said; it’s a fact. If any of those guys would have been the face of the WWE back in the day, they’d all be working for Ted Turner right now. He says that come Sunday, all Bryan is going to do is prove to the world that he’s a B+ player.

Bryan says Trips sure does talk a big game behind that suit. Why doesn’t he trade it in for wrestling gear, and Bryan will show him how good he is. That statement shows Bryan how out of it he is, says Triple H. Trips says if he gets back in the ring, which he is capable of doing, it would be against a star…it sure as hell wouldn’t be for Daniel Bryan. It’s what he doesn’t understand. Triple H fights stars because they want to fight a star. They wouldn’t waste time and neither is he fighting someone like Bryan. Shawn Michaels never should have wasted his time training him.

HBK interjects. He says he didn’t waste his time; Bryan is good…very good. He’s gotta ask, what has happened to Trips? What happened to the guy that raged against the machine with him, that drove the tank into WCW? What happened to the dude that played strip poker. They were half nekkid, yo! He hopes Trips can understand this; he doesn’t care that TRiple H is the COO. He doesn’t care that he trained Bryan. What he cares about is that these people voted for him to be a ref and crown a champ, and that’s exactly what he’s going to give them.

Orton is on the mic, and says that HBK has an agenda against Orton. Triple H looks at HBK, says no Randy, at the end of the day, Shawn will do what’s right. HBK says he will do what’s right. He’s going to do what’s right for the business he loves, for the business we love. He asks HHH what he has against Bryan. Is it cuz of the height? The insanely grotesque beard? Because he marches to the beat of a different drum, or is it because after everything you’ve thrown at Bryan….it’s turned out that he proved HHH wrong…

Orton again. Bryan can’t beat him, he knows it’s true. This Sunday, “Dan,” he’s going to take this A+ player straight to hell. He starts a yes chant, but Bryan moves the table.

On the screen, there’s a big rig driving in the back. It’s leaving the arena…..it’s The Big Show, and he’s runnin into trash cans for no reason. He’s heading somewhere….he comes out rampside and honks the horn. The hell?

Big Show opens the door and just starts a YES Chant. He tells Orton to turn around, and BAM! Bryan hits him with a knee to the face!!

End Show

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