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411’s WWE RAW Report 1.13.14

January 13, 2014 | Posted by Tony Acero

Championship Roll Call:
Undisputed WWE World Champion: Randy Orton
US Champion: The Shield’s Dean Ambrose
IC Champion: Big E. Langston
Unified Diva’s Champion: AJ Lee
WWE World Tag Team Champions: Cody Rhodes and Goldust


Another Monday, another RAW. While you’re sittin here waitin, feel free to check out The Wrestling 5&1! Ah who am I kidding, let’s get some AJ up in here!


Welcome to RAW!! We start with a message from Wyatt! This leads us to the ring immediately after, where The Usos are waiting. The Wyatt fam is ringside.

Match 1: Daniel Bryan and Bray Wyatt vs. The Usos

We’re starting with Bryan and Jey. Jey on the offense, sending Bryan into the corner with a hard right. A whip into the ropes is reversed and Bryan gives him a hard knee in the gut. Bryan sends Jey into the corner and lays in on him with some kicks. Tag to Wyatt who gets a few kicks in then tags Bryan back in. Bryan pulls the face back of Jey on the ropes, then kicks the back a bit. Bryan with a knee to the back then the face. Another knee. Bryan heads out and hits a knee drop on the apron to the prone Jey. Bryan rolls into the ring and tags in Bray. Bryan with a slingshot into the bottom rope then Bryan sits on the chest of Jey and hits some rights. Bray gets Jey in the corner then hits a splash. He tags in Bryan. Bryan with a kick to the chest as Jey reaches for a tag that will never be. Bryan with a kick to the arm of Jey then a chin lock from behind. A quick tag to Jimmy, and he comes in to hit a few rights and a Samoan Drop on Bryan, followed by a booty bump in the corner and a cover for 1…2…No! Bray is in! He gets sent outside! Bryan is next over the top rope! The Usos want to fly! They do!

The Usos send Bryan and Bray bck in the ring. Both Usos at the top rope! In come Rowan and Harper! They attack for the DQ!
Official Result: The Usos via DQ
Kind of short, but it appears this was more storyline than anything else.
RATING: **

Harper whips Rowan into one of the Usos, but he moves and we get a superkick to the face of Daniel Bryan! The Usos head out of the ring and toss the rocking chair! Ah hell nah! They head up the ramp.

In the middle of the ring, Bryan is on the floor. Bray is yelling for him to get on his feet. Bray holds Bryan close and whispers something in his ear. Bryan stands with his arms stretched out as the crowd chants NO. Bryan falls to his knees. Bryan grabs the head of Bryan and sets up for Sister Abigail. He hits it then orders the Wyatt Fam to send Bryan to the outside. They carry Bryan up the ramp, arms outstretched. Bryan is able to stand on his own accord, and Wyatt smiles, then grabs him and pulls him in as they walk up the ramp.

-Commercial Break-

We are back, and Sandow is in the ring. We see what Cole calls, Sandow’s “downward spiral.” Apparently, it’s not gonna get any better because his opponent is….

Match 2: Damien Sandow vs John Cena

Lockup to start. Side headlock from Sandow. Whip into a leap frog and an arm drag take down from Cena. Rope work, and this time Sandow leaps over, goes for an arm drag, but it’s countered into a hip toss and a pin for 1…2..NO! Sandow gets Cena in the corner and stomps a bit before bringing the boot to the chin. Sandow with some headbutts as we take a break just aftera body slam.

We are back, and Sandow has the upeprhand until Cena hits a couple of shoulder tackles and a protobomb. Sandow cannot see him, and gets a five-knuckle shuffle. Cena sets up for the AA, but Sandow from behind! He pulls back on the chin and slams Cena down! Pin for 1…2..NO! Sandow goes for the neckbreaker, but Cena is able to grab the hands and toss Sandow over. Cena goes for the STF but Sandow gets out and kicks the knee. Sandow goes for the Royal Arch. Cena turns it around and kicks Sandow away! Cena with a neckbreaker and a pin for 1…2..NO! Sandow sets Cena up top, but Cena kicks Sandow away. Sandow tries to attack but Cena hits a DDT from the second rope and a pin for 1…2…NO! Cena goes for the AA again but Sandow rolls Cena up. Pin for 1…2.. NO! Cena goes for a backslide, but Sandow turns it into a faceplant and a pin for 1…2..NO!! Sandow lfits Cena, goes for the finish, but Cena rolls out, locks in the STF!! Sandow reaches for the ropes, and gets it!
Sandow is out of the hold! CROSSFACE!!! The announcers are sure not to call it that at all lol. Cena powers up and stands while Sandow is on his shoulders!! He goes for the AA! He hits it! Pin for 1…2..3!!!
Official Result:
The match was solid, but not nearly as much as the announcers were selling it. Which makes me think they were trying to repair Sandow just a bit, and I’m cool with that.
RATING: **1/2

-Commercial Break-

We get a preview of the Network. Who here is gettin it?! I know I am!

Backstage, Kane and Maddox are together. Maddox calls the start to the show “some start.” Kane says that Maddox should be enforcing the rules. Maddox says, ok, how bout The Usos vs Daniel Bryan and Bray Wyatt in a rematch….but in a Steel Cage. Kane likes the sound of it, but he has a better idea. How bout a Steel Cage, and the door chain and locked with only Kane having the key.

Big Show is out for some fun before another commercial break.

-Commercial Break-

We’re back, with The Real American in the middle of the ring.

Match 3: Jack Swagger vs The Big Show

We start with Swagger getting tossed by Show. Swagger shoots for the leg, but Show tosses him aside then into the corner. Right hand to the gut then a chop. He tosses Swagger across the ring then whips him into the corner. Swagger tries to fight out with some rights, but Show no-sells then hits a shoulder tackle, another, and a clothesline.
Whip to the corner again then a booty bum, gollowed by a huge shoulder tackle. Big Show with a chokeslam. Pin for 1….2…3!!
Official Result: The Big Show
Swagger go Squishy…
RATING: NR

Cesaro tries to attack, but Show chases him to the audience. Show enters the ring where Zeb is checking on Swagger. Zebby turns around into the waiting Show. Show with the goozle. Swagger tries to stop him, but Show tosses him out like nothing. Show with the right hand, he spins it like he’s a cartoon character, then calls for the KO punch. He stops spinning, smiles, takes far too long for anything to happen, then does what only a man who is trying to BE A STAR would do, and gives Zebby the KO punch.

-Commercial Break-

We are back, and the NEW AGE OUTLAWZ are in the hizzay!!! The crowd knows what’s up.

Match 4: CM Punk and The New Age Outlaws vs. The Shield

We start with Ambrose and Billy Gunn. Lockup into a side headlock from Mr. Ass into a headlock takedown. They are up again, and Billy hits the ropes. Shoulder tackle knocks Ambrose down, but only fo ra minute. He gets Billy in the corner and hits some rights. Whip to the corner and a kick is missed as Billy hits a right. He gets kicked, locks the head, and backs into a tag from Rollins. Rollins with a right to the face. Another sends Gunn into the corner. Seth with some kicks. Billy whips Seth into the corner then runs into a boot. Set hits the ropes, ducks a clothesline, and Billy with a tilt a whirl body slam and a pin for 1…2..NO! Tag to Road Dogg! Seth atacks quickly then tags in Ambrose. Dean rubs the forearm across the face of Road Dogg then talks shit to Punk. Whip to RD is reversed. He jukes and jives into a right hand. Shake, Rattle, and Roll elbow! Pin for 1…2..NO! Road Dogg up with a snapmare into a chinlock. Tag to Punk! Punk sends Ambrose into the corner head first, the opposite one next, one more to the opposite one!! Right elbows to the head of Dean!! Whip to the corner then he runs into a kick. Ambrose with a quick pin! Rollins comes in, and almost gets hit with the G2S but floats out and tags in Reigns. Reigns gets some cheers. He walks in slowly and stares down Punk. The trade rights. Punk with one of his own! Reigns shuts him down with a clothesline though! Reigns with a right, goes for a headbutt, but Punk sets up for the G2S, they almost slip but Reigns recovers. He hits the ropes, Punk grabs the others, and Reigns flies over the top! Punk with a suicide dive and we get a commercial break!

We are back, and Punk is in control of Rollins. Neckbreaker into a pin for 1..2..NO! Rollins kicks out. Tag to Reigns, and Reigns kicks Punk’s head off from the outside!! Damn! Reigns heads in and pins for 1…2..NO! Tag to Ambrose. He’s in with a cravat. CM Punk chant gets Punk up as he goes for a back suplex. It doesn’t work. Ambrose with a whip then a tag to Rollins. Rollins with the forearm scrape. Ambrose bounces out of the corner right into Punk in the opposite corner. Pin for 1…2..NO! Seth with a kick to the chest. Tag to Ambrose. Right hand knocks punk to the mat and a pin for 1…2..NO! Punk with a kick to the abs. Another. Rollins calls from the side, “Don’t forget about the eye.” SO AWESOME. Ambrose attacks the face immediately after! Ambrose gutwrenches Punk to prevent a pin, then locks the arm and hits a right hand. Ambrose sends Punk to the outside near the announce table. Ambrose heads out and grabs Punk. He whips towards the steps, but Punk revereses and it’s Ambrose who hits the steps! Punk rolls in. Rollins is in, and Punk is about to tag in but Reigns gets in, pulls punk away, then tells the Outlaws to SUCK IT!! He turns right into a roundhouse kick from Punk!!

Punk reaches towards the corner for a tag! Then…..the OUTLAWZ drop off the apron!!! Buahahahaha! They walk out. Punk realizes he’s screwed, turns around and sees The Shield all staring.
Punk knocks Rollinso ff the apron, neckbreaker to Reigns, he kicks Ambrose off the apron. Rollins comes in, Punk sends him over the top! SPEAR by Reigns! Pin for 1…2…3!!!
Official Result: The Shield
The ties with Triple H come into play, as we wonder why it took over a week but it made the match no less better.
RATING: ***

Punk is left in the middle of the ring as The Shield makes to leave. Reigns says he ain’t done, though, and wants the powerbomb. They head back into the ring and set Punk up for the three man powerbomb. They hit it.

We are backstage with the Wyatts. Bray tells Bryan that he must forget them. They know not what they do. He can feel and sense it. The last thing The Usos should want is to be locked in the cage with them. People like them have been locked in a cage their entire life; society is a cage. They are finally out. Tonight, inside that cage, they find redemption, they find absolution. Awesome.

-Commercial Break-

YASSSSS!!!!! AJ!!!!!!!

Match 5: AJ Lee and Tamina vs The Funkadactyls

Tamin and Cameron to start. Cameron tries for a rollup but it doesn’t work. Tamina stomps, but Cameron hits a hurricanrana. She goes for a wheelbarrow into a bulldog but Tamina hangs her up on the ropes then hits her with the HARD JACKET TOSS! Tamina with a knee to the ground and a pin for 1. Tamina with another knee then a bear hug from behind. Tamina with a body slam. Tag to AJ!

AJ enters with all her glory. A textbook neckbreaker is hit, followed by a traditional skip and a beautiful pin for 1. AJ locks in some scissors and a chin lock at the SAME DAMN TIME!
Aj is up, but Cameron hits a jawbreaker and rusn for a tag. AJ ain’t having it, and stomps a tag from going down, knocks Naomi off the apron, then hits the Shining Wizard to the FACE of Cameron! Pin for 1…2…3!!!
Official Result: AJ Lee and Tamina Snuka
😀
RATING: *****

Afterwards, Tamina attacks Cameron. Naomi is back in, tosses AJ in the corner, hits an enziguri, then a kick to the head. Rear View to AJ Lee! AJ exits quickly.

Backstage, Randy Orton is on a hunt for someone. Turns out it’s Stephanie and Hunter.

Orton storms into Kane’s office and essentially says that he needs protection. He wants to know if Kane is aware of who he is. Kane is aware.

The announcement for the newest inductee of the Hall of Fame is…..

Backstage, Renee Young is with Paul Heyman. She wants to take him back to RAW last week where Big Show came down to toss Brock Lesnar like a chicken bone. Young brings up Big Show’s attack on Colter and wants to know how Heyman feels Brock will fare against Show. Heyman calls her stupid then says that they are just 13 days away, and as luck would have it, Big Show tries to impress Lesnar by knocking out an innocent, elderly gentleman. His client, lives by the credo “Eat, Sleep, Conquer, Lather, Rinse, Repeat” or something like that. Heyman goes scientific saying that because Show is a giant and something is sittin on his pituitary gland, bringing up a good chance that The Big Show is….stupid. hahaha. It’s one thing for The Big Show to chokeslam an All-American like Swagger or his older illegit grandpa. Heyman is not impressed and neither is Lesnar.

Back to the ring, Lillian Garcia announces Randy Orton to the ring. She is looking stunning, Ryback. STUNNING!

-Commercial Break-

Cole announces some names who have “declared” thsemselves a part of the Rumble….I told you guys I was in there.

Match 6: Randy Orton vs Kofi Kingston

Orton with a kick to the gut, then a blow to the back. Orton tosses Kofi to the outside then follows. Uppercut on the outside. Orton sends Kofi head first into the barricade then a clothesline. A hard one! Orton sends Kofi back inside the ring and covers for 1……NO! Orton sends Kofi headfirst into the corner then presses on Kofi’s head. Orton with a kick to the gut. He stomps the leg of Kofi. Orton whips Kofi into the opposite corner then runs into a boot. Kofi with kicks, some hands, he sends Orton into the corner then whips him back into the other one. No, it’s reversed, and Orton hit a clothesline. Pin for 1…2..NO! Orton is up with a smile. He stomps the small of Kofi’s back then goes for a suplex, landing Kofi on the ropes. Kofi topples over to the outside. Orton follows out after goading the crowd on. He grabs Kofi y the head and goes to slam him into the announce table. Kofi blocks and gives Orton a taste of his own, slamming Orton into the table not once, not twice, but threee times a lady!!

Orton back in the ring. Kofi stalks, but Orton grabs the leg and sends Kofi inot the 2nd turnbuckle face first. Orton sets Kofi up top. Superplex!! Orton yells for Kofi to kick out of that, so Kofi obliges after 2! Orton with a stomp to the back, then one to the left arm. A knee to the chest of Kofi is followed by a pin for 1…2..NO! Orton lifts Kofi, hits a right. Kofi blocks another. Kofi fights, hits aclothesline that sends Orton to the outside, calls for a suicide dive, but stops himself, then goes for a baseball slide. Orton moves, though, and grabs Kofi by the head. He heads to the steps, but Kofi telegraphs. Kofi to the apron, flies off with a hard clothesline and heads back in the ring as we go to a break!!

We are back, and Orton is in the middle of dropping Kofi on his back atop the barricade! Orton sends Kofi headfirst into the announce table then sends Kofi back in the ring. Pin for 1….2..NO! Orton with a chin lock from behind. Kofi is able to get out and drop Orton. Both men down. Orton up at four, grabs Kofi. Kofi blocks and hits some rights and lefts. Orton grabs the head, but Kofi with another flurry. He misses the Trouble in Paradise and gets tossed over the top rope. Orton realizes he’s bleeding and heads to the outside. He circles the fallen Kofi then lifts him up and whips Kofi into the steps. Orton sends Kofi into the other set of steps then sends Kofi back in the ring. Orton is all smiles. Orton stands aside Kofi’s head then slowly sets up a stomp…right on the head. Orton pulls Kofi in the center of the ring and pins for 1…2..NO! orton with a cravat from behind. He turns that into a chinlock. The “BORING” chants geta little louder, but Kofi wakes up with an elbow to the gut. Whip from Orton into the corner. Orton runs into an elbow. Kofi ducks a clothesline. Axe to Orton. Another. Dropkick try, but Orton swats that away like nothing. That was pretty sweet. The crowd calls for an RKO. Orton stomps the head. Orton grabs Kofi by the dreads then hits an uppercut. Orton goes for another uppercut, but Kofi turns it into a backslide. 1…2..NO! Orton with another uppercut and pins for 1….2..NO! Orton with a headlock!

Kofi tries to stand out of it. He hits the gut of Orton. Orton just pulls back on the hair and slams Kofi down. Orton with a high knee drop, but he misses!! Kofi is up with adropkick! Kofi hits the ropes. Clothesline! He wants the boom drop.
He misses as Orton rolls out of the way!! Orton feels rage, sends Kofi onto the apron! DDT Time! Kofi is able to get out, Hits the SOS!!! PIN! 1…2…3!!!! WHAT THE FAAAAAAA
Official Result:
If you saw that coming, you’re a liar and a phony! Holy shizzballs!! Still, maybe one too many restholds up in that biatch.
RATING: ***

Orton is ringside, pissed the hell off. He kicks some stairs and stares at the announcers, asking if they think it’s funny. He tears off the cover of the table and yells for the crowd to shut up. Boos shower him as Orton attempts to quell the voices in his head. YOU SUCK chant. Orton is by the barricade. John Cena’s father is there…ORTON WITH A RIGHT HAND!!! He beats down Cena’s father a bit! Security stops him! Orton backs away a bit. Cena runs down the ramp, quickly. Orton scatters. Cena checks on his dad, who is face down behind the barricade. Orton slowly makes his way up the ramp as Cena asks the crowd to back up a little bit. He’s so kind. Cena’s dad gets the neckbrace and stretcher job…it was just a punch! Break time.

-Commercial Break-

Back, and Cole has his super sad voice on. We see Cena’s pop on the stretcher.
Locker room area, now, and Cena is helping the paramedics load him up in the ambulance. Cena asks if he can come with, and they say no. I’m kidding, they let him.

Match 6: Cody Rhodes and Goldust vs. Ryback and Curtis Axel

Axel and Goldust to start. Goldust with an armdrag. Axel up with a kick. Right hand, and another, then one more to the guty. Whip is reversed, Cody misses a clothesline, ducks, Axel with a funny looking leap frog, stops and is met with a Goldust uppercut. Tag to Ryback. Lockup as Cole brings up Ryback’s Twitter. Ryback knocks Goldust down then calls for a test of strength. They lock fingers – no they don’t, Goldust cheap shots then tags in Cody. Cody with a kick to the face, then a moonsault that isn’t all that great. Cover for 1. Cody with a kick, tags to Goldust, locks the arm. Goldust with a righr hand. Whip to Ryback Blind tag from Axel. Goldust with a elbow to Axel, but Axel hits a clothesline to the back of the head. Ryback is outside. Axel with a kick in the corner. Another. He beats down on Goldust then backs away and wihps Axel to the ropes. Dropkick. Pin for 1….2..NO! Axel with a kick then some rights. Axel sends Goldust into the corner and tags in Ryback. Elbow from Axel followed by a splash fro mRyback. Cover for 1…2..NO! Ryback with a cravat from behind to Goldust, totally messing up Goldust’s make up. Goldus turns into it, hits some rights to the gut of Ryback. Goldust hits the ropes, guerilla press! Slam to the mat and a cover for 1…2…NO!

Kick to the back of Goldust, another. Ryback backs into the corner and gets tagged by Axel. Axel with a kick to Goldust, followed by a whip to the corner. Goldust stops himself, hits an elbow off the second rope. Tag to Ryback, Goldust doesn’t make it to his corner. Whip from Goldust into the orner. Facebuster to Ryback! Ryback gets a tag to Axel. Goldust reaches, gets a tag! Cody is in with some clotheslines! He hits the ropes, hops off and rolls up Axel for 1…2.NO! Axel with a clip to the chin. He pulls the legs up of Axel! Kick to the midsection ala Hardcore Holly!! Missile dropkick from Rhodes! Cody heads up top. He calls for another moonsault, but Ryback distracts .
Cody with the Disaster Kick to Ryback! Goldust is in and sends Ryback off the apron. Axel with a rollup for 1…2..NO! Axel kicks out, goes for a neckbreaker. Cody turns it into the Cross Rhodes! Pin for 1…2…3!!
Official Result: The Rhodes Brothers
A little boring, but it’s likely because i have no interest in Axel and Ryback as a team. They tried to show some cohesiveness, at least.
RATING: **

-Commercial Break-

Match 7: Rey Mysterio vs Alberto Del Rio

Lockup to start but its short lived. del Rio sends Mysterio into the corner then beats down on him quickly. Del Rio with a body slam in the center of the ring and a pin for1…2..NO! Del Rio whips Mysteri, misses a clothesline, Mysterio with a head scissors, sending Del Rio to the second rope, setting up the 619! Del RIo quickly leaves the ring so Mysterio hits the apron and hits a seated senton onto Del Rio. Mysterio tosses Del Rio back in the ring then gets on the apron. He flies for another seated senton then hits the ropes and runs into a kick to the fut. Del Rio with a sunset flip, but Mysterio with a kick to the head and a pin for 1…2..NO! Del Rio pushes Mysterio to the ropes. Mysterio looks for a bulldog, but Del Rio puts the knees to his arm! Right hands from Del Rio. Mysterio locks the arm behind Mysterio. Mysterio with an elbow then he runs into a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Pin from Del Rio. 1….2..NO! Del Rio locks the arm up on the ropes then pushes the head of Mysterio. The ref breaks the hold. Mysterio is seated in the corner until Del Rio whips him hard into the other side. Del Rio goes for a shoulder, but Mysterio moves and Del Rio hits the post, then flies to the outside. Mysterio gets out of the corner as Del Rio rolls back in. Del Rio runs in the corner and hits a boot. Mysterio hops u and gets caught on Del Rio’s shoulders.

Mysterio turns it into a head scissors and sends Del Rio flying to the ropes! 619!!! Mysterio goes up top. Del Rio trips him up, then superkicks Mysterio who is hanging!! Del Rio locks in the cross armbreaker! Mysterio taps!!
Official Result: Alberto Del Rio
I’m not sure if there was miscommunication, or if Mysterio got a bit of a stinger early on, but he looked confused. I think they’re trying to make Del Rio a legit contender for the Rumble, but no one is going to buy it.
RATING: **

Del Rio on the mic. He asks Batista how he likes his friend, Rey Mysterio. Del Rio says if Batista shows up next week, the same will happen. And come the Rumble match, it will be him sending Batista out. Del Rio says that all the ignorant will stop talking about Batista and start talking about Del Rio.

After a WWE Network recap, CM Punk shows up in Kane’s office looking for HHH. Kane says he is not here. Punk says he had to deal with The Shield and now The New Age Outlaws? If HHH has a problem with Punk, he doesn’t have to hide behind five guys, or Kane, or his wife…Kane cuts him off, says that he just received notification that Punk is being given the opportunity to win the Royal Rumble match. Kane says if there’s a problem with that, there’s ap roblem with Kane. Punk says, ok, he’ll take the match…but he does have a problem with Kane.

The Usos get a nice little bilingual promo that is split screen and intense. Good on them.

Cage match, next!

-Commercial Break-

Mr. Cena’s heart is ok, in case you were all wondering. There seems to be a possibility of a fractured orbital socket. Damnit, Orton.

Match 8: Steel Cage Match
Daniel Bryan and Bray Wyatt vs The Usos

Tornado tag rules, as all four men lockup! The Usos get the upperhand to start, sending Bryan into the corner then hitting a dropkick to Wyatt. Jimmy is with Bray, but Bryan is up and traies to help out. Jimmy sends Bryan away but Bray just launches him over his head into the cage. Bryan attacks Jey while Bray chokes up Jimmy on the mat. Bryan hits the ropes and hits a dropkick to the back of Jey. Bray is continuing to attack Jimmy. Bryan lifts Jimmy as Bray sets up and hits a slingshot into the cage wall. Bryan misses a right and Jey gets one of his own. He hits the ropes and crawls up the cage, but Bryan is quick to follow. Both men seated up on the cage. Jey sends Bryan’s head into the cage and tries to hop over, but Bray is there to grab him by the hair. The Wyatt fam is down below like crocodiles. Bray is able to pull Jey back in and slam his head against the cage, sending him to the mat. Jimmy pulls Bray down to the mat and notices Bryan. Jimmy heads on top of the ropes and elbows Bryan in the gut. The crowd is so quiet, I can hear the air conditioner.

Jimmy with a Side-Russian Leg Sweep as King mentions that both members of a team must exit and we go to break.

We are back, and Bray Wyatt runs into a boot while Bryan kicks his way into one of the Usos. Wyatt is on the 2nd rope and elbows one of the Usos. Uso kicks Bray down then, instead of going up top, he hits a Whisper in the Wind like move and pins for 1…2..NO! Bryan there to stop the pin. Bryan tosses the Uso to the chains then heads over to the other and locks him in a tree of woe. Bryan with some kicks and a dropkick to the face. Bryan goes to climb the corner, but the other Uso is there to stop him. Both Usos up now, and they hit a double back suplex onto Daniel Bryan!!! Pin on Bryan for 1…2..NO! Bray Wyatt stops it with a dropkick then attacks both Usos. He grabs the head of Jey and tosses him into the cage, then turns and CATCHES a Superkick, preventing it from happening. He locks up for Sister Abigail, but Jey with a Superkick of his own!!! All men are down, but The Usos are helping each other up. They climb in stereo. The Wyatts are outside waiting. Bryan and Bray are up! They follow.
All four men scaling the wallks of the cage. Both The Usos knock Bryan and Wyatt down!! One Uso flies off into Rowan’s arms! He hits the floor shortly after! Jey flies off next!
Official Result: The Usos
There seemed to be a bit of a slow start, but it was more a means to an end…a gloriously electric end.
RATING: **

After the match, Bray Wyatt is all smiles. The crowd chants YES while Bray gets in close to Bryan. He whispers something in his ear. Bryan nods in understanding, and stretches his arms out. He drops to his knees. Bray grabs the head and sets up Sister Abigail….

BRYAN PUSHES WYATT AWAY!! Wyatt turns, grinning. Bryan stands, listening to the crowd – who is goin wild. Bryan backs up. DANIEL BRYAN chants. Wyatt points at Bryan. THE CAGE IS LOCKED!!! Bray asks if Bryan wants to hurt him, then drops to his knees! Wyatt calls Bryan a big man as Bryan looks to his left and right. Wyatt stands up, calls Bryan a coward, then heads to the corner. He goes to attack, but Bryan moes and hits rights! Wyatt sends Bryan to the mat, but Bryan flies with a dropkick! ANOTHER! ANOTHER!! Wyatt hits the mat! Bryan with a hard kick to the chest! ONE MORE! YES! YES! YES! OOOOOOOOOO YES!!! The crowd is eatin this shit up!!

Harper and Rowan are trying to unlock the chain! Bryan strips the Michael Myers gear off and he’s got the DB gear underneath! More kicks to Wyatt’s chest! Bryan sends Wyatt into the cage where Harper is, then to where Rowan is! Bryan RAISES HIS FINGERS!!! THE ENTIRE CROWD CHANTS IN UNISON!!! He gets faster and faster!!! Wyatt is up! KNEE TO THE FACE!!!!!!

Bryan hops atop the corner of the cage and YESs his little heart out!!! The music of Bryan hits!

End Show

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