411’s WWF King Of The Ring Report 6.25.00

WWF King Of The Ring Report 6.25.00
Live from Boston Mass
Announcers are JR. and King
Report by Wids

KOTR quarterfinal
Chris Benoit vs. The Sultan
Brawling. Samoan drop by kishi sends Benoit to the floor. The big man follows and beats on Benoit on the floor. Back inside, Benoit takes control. Crossface! Rikishi gets the ropes. Benoit gets a chair and beats on Rikishi.
Winner by DQ: Rikishi

Benoit keeps beating on Rikishi and puts on the crossface some more. Yeah that was great.

Faction chats about Linda backstage. Vince says he’s Joe Cool.

KOTR quarterfinal
Eddie Guerrero w/Ugly vs. Val Venis w/Trish
Brawling. Eddy hits a dropkick to the face. Brawling moves to the floor. Back to the ring, Eddie sets up for a superplex. Hits! Eddy goes for a surfboard! Or something. Eddy in full control, much to the apathy of the crowd. Val rebounds and hits a few elbow related moves. Backbreaker. Eddy gets back the advantage. Goes to the top! Goes for nothing in particular as Venis moves. Spinebuster by Venis. Val to the top, hits the Money Shot to Eddie’s raised knees, and is out. Eddie roil up for 2. Backslide? No. Val with a side Russian Legsweep. Val goes for a pin with his feet on the ropes. Eddie sets up for a top rope rana! Hits! Trish distracts the ref. Chyna comes over and chaos ensues. Near fall by Eddie, back and forth stuff, Venis hits the Perfectplex and wins!
Winner: Val

Chyna and Eddie are upset. Boo hoo hoo.

Patterson looks for a dress.

Cole interviews Rikishi. He’s ready.

KOTR quarterfinal
Crash Holly vs. Bull Buchanan w/out Kurgann, Sniper or the Jackyl
Stu: Bull has new music, Crash keeps the Hollyz music. Bull is the worst, I’d love to see Houdini take this one. Back and forth brawling. Huge Bull powerslam and now a clothesline. Double backbreaker by “King Bull?” Wids: Bull goes for a bodyslam, rollup by Crash for 2. Bull goes for a scissor kick, Crash moves! Another rollup and Crash wins!
Winner: Crash

Vince and Linda bicker

Kurt Angle vs. Chris Jericho
Angle rips on Boston teams and then does a mock Boston accent. Jericho is out to make fun of Angle. Angle beats down Jericho to start. Jericho takes control. Face buster. Lionsault! Angle gets his foot on the bottom ropes. Brawling to the floor and into the crowd. Back inside, Angle hits a suplex. Jericho up. Tilt a whirl backbreaker. Back and forth action. Angle hits a bridged German suplex for 2. Angle to the top, Jericho dropkicked him on the top! Then hits a top rope rana! Only 2. Spinning kick for 2. Angle goes for Olympic Slam, but Jericho floats back and hits the Walls. Steph is here to distract the ref, Jericho drops the hold, Angle hits from behind and the ref is out. Steph comes into the ring with the belt, but hits Angle by mistake. Then Jericho KISSES Steph, but Angle from behind hits Jericho and gets Olympic Slam.
Winner: Angel

Mick Foley at WWF NY. How sad is WWF NY that they need Mick Foley there to get people to eat at the restaurant DURING the PPV.

4way tag Title
E&C vs. T&A vs. Hardyz vs. Too Cool
E&C do the pose: Buckner and the Mets in 1986. For all those who NEED to know, I was AT THAT GAME! Game 6! Albert and Jeff Hardy for a while. Jeff being destroyed, comes back and does a quick dropkick. Tag to Matt. Double teams by Albert and Test on Matt. Test in control, Matt takes it, goes for twist of fate, but Trish distracts, Lita is over to take out Trish, Matt hits Twist, some chaotic happenings ending with Jeff hitting the swanton and Matt covering Albert. T&A is eliminated. Too Cool is in to make me sick. Christian and Jeff now. Tag to Matt. Matt with a bodyslam. Middle rope legdrop. Hardyz with some cool double teaming. Edge now in, and he’s double teamed. Double clothesline by C and Jeff, and that gets boos from me. Lita with a top rope rana on Edge! That was sick! Cover for only 2? Matt with a “high impact move” on Edge for 2. C goes for the Impaler, Matt reverses and hits a twist of fate, but E pulls C out of the ring. Back in as Jeff to the floor, C hits the Impaler and gets the pin on Matt. Hardyz are out. Sexay and E now in the ring. BC in control. Funny King as dad of BC jokes. Too Cool with a double clothesline. E&C take control and double team a bit. Both men are down WHO WILL GET THAT TAG? It’s Too Cool, and in comes Sexay, and he’s a house a fire. Sexay controlling them both. Sitout powerbomb by DC on E, but C makes the save. Double flapjack by E&C on Sexay. Now they BOTH go for the worm at once, but here comes Scotty, double face buster, and goes for the piece of garbage worm. Hits. C has a tag title, goes to hit Sexay, moves. Hip Hop Drop by Sexay on E, for some reason the ref decides Taylor to the corner, C comes in and hits Sexay with a title and they get the titles back.
Winners and NEWS champs: E&C

KOTR semifinal
Venis vs. Rikishi
Back and forth until Kishi takes control. Single arm DDT by Venis. Venis works on the arm. Venis in control. Venis to the top, Rikishi no sells and gets up, Venis is caught, belly to belly and that’s it.
Winner: Rikishi

After the match, Trish Stratus jumps on kishi’s back, he flips her down, and goes for the asstotheface. No wait, going for Bonzai drop! Venis is up and hits a penis uppercut, and tosses Kishi down. Then Val uses the steeeeeel chair and steeeeeel steps to continue the beating.

The Coach interviews Brisco.

Crash vs. Kurt Angle
Staredown. Back and forth. Angle in control and beats down Crash. Now Crash gets a control, and goes to work. Angle grabs him and hits the Olympic Slam.
Winner: Angle

Interviews with UT

Interview with Kane

Hardcore Champ
“Modern Day Jim Thorpe” Gerald Prisco v. Poop Stain Patterson
Bacca on the keyboard here. Patterson comes out to striptease music in total drag. Patterson throwing toilet paper, a teddy bear, and a pillow in the ring. Totally flaunting his gayness. Patterson is going to lay down for Brisco so that he can win the belt, but instead decides to fight. Sanitary napkin by Patterson to the face of Brisco. Crowd booing huge for this crap. Brisco buster. JR calls Brisco a “proud native American.” Crash is out to save this thing. He strips Brisco and Patterson is already stripped. Crash knocks him out with a garbage can and pins him! Patterson and Brisco are left in the ring totally humiliated. They brawl up the ramp.
Winner and NEEEW Hardcore Champ: Crash Holly

Handicap Tables and Dumpsters Match
Road Dull, Expeeaycee and Wrestling’s Uglier Tori vs. Dudley Boyz
Road Dogg and Bubba to start. Bubba with a clothesline. Tag to Dvon, and DX takes control. Xpac is in. Dvon fights back. DX retakes control and keep Dvon in the corner. Bubba is in, and double teaming. They do the Bubba hold, Dvon hits a headbutt to the crotch on DX. Now on Tori! DX retreating, and Dudz follow. Back to the ring, and Dudz LEVEL DX with chairs. Crowd is rabid. Bubba moves the STEEEEEL steps, and Dvon gets a table. And another, they are stacked! Steps in the ring, and they are set up near the table stack! They set up Road Dogg! Powerbombed through 2 tables!!!! Bubba gets that ORGASMIC TRANCE. Xpac back in and takes control on his own, has some tables. Xpac sets up Dvon on a table, and goes to the top. Dvon recovers and hits a superplex on Xpac through the table. That leaves Tori. She is worried and tries to run, but they get stop her. She escapes into the dumpster, DX gets up and tosses Dudz into the dumpster, so I guess they win
Winners: DX

DX leaves, but Tori is still in the dumpster with the Dudleyz . They have her, DX comes back and tries to get Tori, but they get 3D. Dvon gets a table with Tori written on it. Dvon sets it up, and Bubba puts Tori through the table with a top rope powerbomb. The look!

Cole interviews Angle.

Coach interviews Rikishi.

KOTR finals
Kurt Angle vs. Rikishi
Brawling begins in the aisle and into the ring. Angle goes for a bodyslam, but cant and his back is injured. Short clothesline by Angle. Brawling to the floor. Rikishi is in trouble. Into the ring, Angle in control, crowd is dead. Rikishi is back in control. Some big clotheslines. Rikishi cutter for 2. Olympic Slam by Angle! Rikishi kicks out? Angle goes for a sunset flip, but Rikishi sits down on Angle for 2. Rikishi to the top, Angle knocks him down a bit and goes for a belly to belly from the top! Hits! Wins!
Winner and NEW King of the Ring: Kurt Angle

HHH, Shane, Vince vs. Rock, Kane, UT
Entrances taking so long… Kane attacked by Kane to start. Shane getting killed, goes to the floor, UT sends him back in. Rock is in. booooooo. Rock and HHH staredown. Rock and Shane brawling, Rock in control. UT is in for some Shane beatings. HHH is in, and attacks UT from behind. HHH and Rock have a match. Brawling. Rock is out on his feet. Tries to make a tag? No then he wont get the title, so he stays. HHH in control. Tags in Shane for some cheap shots, but Rock fights back. HHH interferes and Shane takes control. Shane holds Rock for Vince. HHH in and Rock is battling. Vince is in, Rock clearing house. Crowd is… DEAD. Rotating heels getting shots at Rock. Samoan drop by Rock. Goes for elbow, but Kane is in and chokeslam on the Rock. Ha Ha Rock is out cold. HHH is up and approaches Kane with a smile and a thumbs up. HHH like a total dipshit turns his back on Kane and gets a BANNED FROM WWF Tombstone. Kane covers, but UT breaks it up. Shane goes to the top, UT grabs him and CHOKESLAMS HIM FROM THE TOP ROPE THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE! HOLY FUCK! Rock is out in the ring, and Vince goes for the Peoples Elbow. Rock is up, Rock Bottom on Vince and gets a pin.
Winner and NEW Champ: Rock