411's WWF Summerslam Report 8.27.00

Posted by Widro on 08.27.2000

You can't argue with the high quality of wrestling, but the lack of angle development on WWF PPVs continues

WWF Summerslam Report 8.27.00
Live from Raleigh NC
Announcers are JR. and King
Report by Widro

Right To Censor vs. Rikishi And Too Cool w.Ho’s
Brawling to begin. Settles down to Scotty and Bull. High cross body for 2. Good father beats up the ho’s on the floor. GF now in with Sexay. RTC double teams for 2. Superplex by Sexay on Richards. Enziguri by Sexay, tag to Kishi, he beats up everyone. Brings in Too Cool, Rikishi pats the ass of Too Cool and they butt attack RTC in the corner, then Rikishi does it too. Action all over the place, Scotty sets up for the WORM, Richards hits the StevieKick and pins Taylor!
Winners: RTC

Earlier tonight, Kurt Angle arrives. Then Steph arrives, they both talk to the Coach separately. Then Angle goes into Steph’s lockerroom.

Shane O Mac getting interviewed, he runs when he sees Blackman

DX EXPLODES
Road Dull vs. Expeeaycee
Back and forth to begin. Ross remember that they fought for the DX name over a year ago at Fully Loaded! Xpac sucks chant. Xpac to the floor. Pac back in, brawling, goes for the buster, but Dogg retreats to the floor. Ross: Crowd is somewhat mixed here. Bored? Punching begins. Wobbly knee by RD. Xpac goes for Xfactor, Road Dogg counters, goes for pumphandle, but Xpac reverses and hits the Factor!
Winner: Xpac

After the match, Xpac on the mic, says they are still a team, no hard feelings. Xpac goes for a hand shake, and Road Dogg turns. Shocking. Pumphandle slam.

Ross shills for some steak house.

Cheech and Chyna talk about the IC title and looooove. Trish and Val watch on the monitor. Trish is jealous about Chyna in Playboy. Val yells at her for not worrying about the match.

WWF IC Title Match
Cheat To Win Eddie Guerrero and Chyna vs. Val Venis and Trish
Back and forth to start between the men, Chyna is in and in control. Bodyslam? No Chyna floats back and bounces off the ropes, clothesline. Trish is in, distracts Chyna, belly to back by Val. Chyna chant as Val dominates. Vertical suplex. DDT by Chyna, Chyna gets a tag and Eddie goes to work on Val. Announcers talk about how Val won’t tag in Trish. Eddie with a rana for 2. Val counters something into a powerbomb. Tag to Trish, she kicks Eddy. Tag to Chyna. Clotheslines, bodyslam. Trish set up in the corner, but Val takes down Chyna by the hair. Eddie and Val brawl, Val sends Eddie to the floor. Double team on Chyna. Men go to the floor, Women left alone. Guerilla press slam by Chyna who is struggling like crazy. Pin!
Winner and NEW IC Champ: Chyna

Eddie hugs Chyna. They celebrate, Trish and Val argue on the floor. Eddie puts the title on Chyna.

Shots from WWF NY and the radio show from yesterday.

Midget Tazz vs. Jerry The King Lawler
Tazz enters pretending he’s blind, to mock JR… to the announce position where Jerry attacks. Jerry chant. Dropkick in the ring! Lawler goes to work. Middle rope punch. Another? No Tazz dodges and stomps away. Tazz calls him a scumbag. Tazz with a face rip! Sends Lawler to the floor. Tazz with a bodyslam. Lawler lowers the straps on his singlet! He’s like Nash! Lawler with a piledriver, Tazz no sells. Goes to work, ref is out. Tazz yells at JR., Lawler attacks from behind. Tazmission as Tazz mocks JR. JR. goes to the ring. Oh god. JR. has a jar of candies, hits Tazz, ref magically revives and counts the pin for Lawler.
Winner: Lawler

Lilian Garcia talks to Shane O Mac. But then Blackman comes and Shane runs.

WWF Hardcore Title
Shane O Mac (c) vs. Steve Blackman
Shane runs to the ring, Blackman follows. Blackman tosses a kendo stick at Shane, tosses it back. Repeat. Blackman hits Shane with stick , Shane to the floor, into the crowd and Blackman follows. Jim Dotson is there! Remember Dotson and Blackman have an issue! Back to the ringside area, Blackman with a kick onto Shane from the barrier. Into the ring. Blackman attacks with a trash lid. Blackman puts a trash can on Shane and attacks with his mini sticks. Blackman hooks up Shane to a strap and tosses him around the ring. Here come Test and Albert. They attack Blackman. Three on one back to the SS set, they go to push speakers on Blackman, they miss. Triple team continues. Shane climsb the Summerslam set! Blackman follows with a stick! They get to the top, like 25 feet up, and Blackman hits Shane who FALLS FROM THE SET!!! WOW!!!! Blackman thinks, then drops an ELBOW ONTO SHANE FROM 20 FEET UP! Ref is there, counts.
Winner and NEW Hardcore Title: Blackman

Stretcher takes Shane out. Stephanie is very upset backstage. Angle comes in, and she asks him about Shane. Is he ok? Kurt hugs her, then in comes Foley. Whoa says Foley. Foley says Shane landed right on his kisser, we better check up.

Best 2 out of 3 Falls
Chris Jericho vs. Chris Benoit
They brawl to begin in the ring. Brawling to the floor where Benoit sends Jericho into the STEEEEEEEEL post. Into the ring, Benoit with a submission, reversed into a Walls? No catapult by Jericho and a belly to back suplex for 2. Jericho goes for a tombstone, Benoit floats over and hits it. Jericho up and goes for a face buster, Sting style. Lionsault but Benoit gets the knees up. Crossface by Benoit. Jericho taps.
First fall: Benoit

Benoit quickly goes again for the next fall. Crossface, but Jericho inches to the ropes. And gets them. Benoit bodyslam? No puts Jericho in the TREE OF WOE!!! Benoit chokes him from the floor. Benoit pulls Jericho to the floor, and sends him into the Steel Post. Into the ring. Sends Jericho shoulder first into the ringpost. Benoit goes to work. Benoit in full control. Jericho with a roundhouse punch! Goes to work, rolls through on the leg, locks in the Walls! Benoit tries to get to the ropes! But Jericho pulls him into the middle and Benoit taps.
Second fall: Jericho

Jericho with chops. Elbow into the corner. Top rope elbow! Jericho goes for a piledriver, Benoit reverses, bridge pin, Jericho bridges out, backslide position, Benoit breaks it, full nelson suplex for 2. Legdrop. Top rope rana by Jericho! But Jericho is hurt too. Back and forth action. JR. says winner here would be probably in line for a title shot. Spinning heel kick by Jericho, Benoit foot on the rope. Lionsault by Jericho, but his shoulder is injured. Knee lifts by Jericho. Rollup by Jericho for 2, Benoit rolls it over using the ropes and gets the pin.
Winner: Benoit

HHH arrives.

Tables Ladders and Chairs
E&C (c) vs. Hardyz vs. Dudleyz
Action with chairs to begin. E&C in control to begin. Toehold onto the chair. Edge has a ladder into the ring. Bubba tosses the chair into Edge. DDT on Christian. Bubba gets the ladder and sets it up. Matt and Jeff grab him and slam him down, the ladder goes onto him. Matt stomps Edge, Jeff climbs the ladder, Dvon gets a ladder, they brawl on dueling ladders. Edge pulls them both down. Christian up the ladder, Bubba gets him and does a full nelson bomb from the ladder! Slow as they recoup. E&C go to hit Matt with chairs, he ducks and they hit each other. Bubba has a ladder and takes all out. Dudz do the wazzzup headbutt to the penis move. Dudz get a table. They set it up in the ring, 3D on Christian through the table! Dudz get more tables and stack them on the floor. They grab Matt. But Edge hits Bubba with a chair. And Dvon. Bubba again. Matt hits the Twist of fate on Edge. Matt climbs the ladder in the ring, legdrop on Matt. Jeff on the top rope, and leapfrog legdrop over the ladder onto Edge! Matt uses ladder on Edge, Matt tosses Christian from the top onto the ladder which was on Edge. Jeff has Bubba set up on the tables on the floor, two tables next to each other. Jeff climbs a high ladder, and does a swanton through the tables as Bubba moves!!! WOW! Bodies are everywhere. Everyone into the ring, they are all climbing the ladder, they all fall. Bubba back up first, goes up the ladder again. E&C tip the ladder over, and through the four tables they had stacked 2X2 on the floor!!!! E&C set the ladder back up. Crowd with VERY loud boos as they climb the ladder. Wait, here comes Lita! She tips over the ladder and the champs fall over. Matt is in, sets up the ladder. He climbs, but Dvon tips it over and Matt flies through 2 tables on the floor! Edge spears Lita on the floor. Jeff and Dvon climb to the titles, the ladders are removed, and Jeff and Dvon are HANGING FROM THE TITLES! They both fall! E&C get another ladder and climb and get the titles!
Winners and STILL champs: E&C

HHH yells at Steph for Angle.

Stinkface Match
The Kat w/Al Snow vs. Terri w/Saturn
Ugh. What do you want from me here? Crappy chick fighting. One goes to the floor, the other’s man sends her back in. Repeat. Broncobuster by Kat. Bodyslam. Butt slam by Kat, Terri moves. Snow gives Kat head! She gives it back after giving Terri head! Kat drags Terri to the corner, and Kat pats her own ass and stink faces Terri.
Winner: Kat

Match 2571 of the series
Undertaker vs. Kane
Brawling on the floor to begin. Into the ring, Kane has a chair but UT punches in the stomach. Undertaker rebounds and goes to rip off the mask of Kane. Gets about half off! Kane and UT brawl on the floor around the STEEEEEEL steps, which are against the barrier. Kane picks then up, goes to hit UT, UT ducks and Kane hits them into the post. UT tosses the steps at Kane. Brawling continues on the floor. Into the ring. Brawling. Spear by UT? Brawling. UT gets more of the mask off. UT punches away. Kane goes for chokeslam, UT kicks him. UT gets the mask! Kane walks away and the Undertaker’s music plays. I guess that’s it!
Winner: Undertaker

Angle on the cell. HHH and Steph chat. Her cell rings, and its Mom? She’s just here with Hunter. HHH wants to talk to her. He picks up, but she hung on him. Oh well, that’s weird.

WWF Title
Rock (c) vs. HHH vs. Kurt Angle
Angle cuts a promo, and he’s sorry he didn’t kiss Steph sooner. HHH comes out and they brawl without the Rock. Crowd chants for Rocky. Brawling on the floor, to the announce position. HHH sets up for a pedigree on the Spanish table, but the table breaks and they both fall. Here comes Rock. Angle is “hurt” on the floor. HHH and Rock go at it. EMTs go for Angle, HHH has control on Rock in the ring. Rock is out, HHH runs to the back and gets Angle on the stretcher, and brings the stretcher back to the aisle. Rock charges and attacks HHH. They brawl to the Summerslam set. Brawling back to the ringside area. Angle taken away again. Steph comes to the ring. Rock and HHH go at it in the ring. HHH with a knee lift and cover for 2. HHH tells Steph to get the title, she gets it, he holds Rock for her, and SHOCKINGLY she hits HHH when Rock ducks. She’s upset, Rock covers for 2. Rock goes for Steph, HHH gets Rock, and goes to the floor and tells Steph to go to the back. HHH in control in the ring. Neckbreaker. HHH with a face buster. Only 2. HHH with a slow controlling beatdown. Brawling moves to the floor. Back into the ring. Rock punches HHH a couple times, HHH fights back, Rock with a swinging neckbreaker. HHH to the top? Rock stops him and climbs. Rock sets up for a superplex! In the back, we see Steph begging Angle to go help HHH. He’ll do it for her. Rock finally covers for only 2. Crappy Rock Bottom for 2. And here comes Steph with Angle. She is dragging him. Rock pounding HHH. Angle trips Rock, HHH hits the pedigree, then covers, but Angle pulls him off!! Angle goes in and makes the cover on a fallen Rock, but Rock kicks out! Angle goes to work on Rock. Belly to belly by Angle for 2. Rock up and belly to belly. Rock with a cover for 2. Rock whips Angle into the ropes, Angle collides with HHH who is on the apron, and hits Rock Bottom! Rock covers, but HHH pulls Rock off! HHH beats on Rock on the floor. Steph has the sledge. All three finally in the ring. Steph throws the hammer in. Angle has the hammer, Steph behind her, HHH goes to hit Angle, he ducks, HHH hits Steph. HHH tends to Steph, Angle hits HHH with the sledge. Angle covers. Rock stomps him. Rock sends Angle to the floor, Rock hits the People’s Elbow on HHH and pins.
Winner and STILL champ: Rock

Rock stands on the Summerslam set and holds up the title. Angle grabs Steph and carries her to the back, HHH is out cold.