411's WCW New Blood Rising Report 8.13.00

Posted by Widro on 08.13.2000

Russo talked about these young lions bringin the god damn house down. Well, let's just say that was an overstatement.

WCW New Blood Rising Report 8.13.00
Live From Vancouver
Announcers are Tony, Hudson, Madden
Report by Widro

The announcers hype the 3-way match later in the night as 3-Count comes down. Tank grabs the mic and introduces the "best band in history", 3-Count. They start singing some crazy song, it's a collabo between 3-Count and Tank.

Double Ladder Match
Jung Dragons vs. 3count/Tankberg
Less PBP, more spots called! Jamie San and Shane to start. Ladders at the entrance, and we all run to get it. Ladder in the ring, Shannon sets it up and goes to work on Yang. Yang with a wicked back drop into the ladder in the corner. 3count in control, toss the dragons into the ladder one by one. All stacked on the ladder, and then a splash by Shannon. Shane goes to get gold record, Kaz goes to stop him, Kaz on Evan's shoulders, springboard clothesline by Shannon. Jamie climbs ladder and flies at 3count on the floor! Into the ring, both ladders set up, Shannon on one, Yank on the other, Shannon pulls him down. Evan suplexes Kaz off the ladder. All six men are down. Side kick on Yang by Shannon, ladder falls on Yang, double legdrop on the ladder by Shane and Shannon. Evan can barely walk. Crazy teeter totter ladder spot by 3count. Dragons set up both ladders, double splash onto Shannon. Jamie San has gold record. 3count dropkicks the ladder, he falls and Tankberg grabs the gold record. Yang and Kaz level 3count and Tank with a ladder. Shannon fights off the Dragons as he goes for the contract, Jamie San finally gets him down. Both Kaz and Shane race up ladders, Tank knocks them both over, goes to work on Dragon. Then Evan goes to get the contract and he got it.
Winners: 3count

Filthy Animals in the Cat's office .They want to ref the tag team title match, and a title shot against the winner on Nitro. What's in it for the Cat? They can guarantee him win the match vs. Muta.

The Great Muta vs. Top Cat
Cat takes the mic, runs down Muta then hits him with it. Ten punch count along right off the bat by Cat, and goes for an elbow drop. Muta with an eye rake and goes to work. Muta in control. Back and forth as Tygress comes down for some reason. Cat cleats Muta out of the ring, Cat follows, and he chokes Muta with camera cables. Back inside the ring. Cat goes for Feliner, Muta hits Dragon Screw Leg Whip! Muta with an leg submission. Muta goes for moonsault, Cat moves, Muta up, dodges a kick, green mist! Cat and ref chat, Tygress in and hits Muta with a chair. Cat goes for a cover, only 2. Rapid fire kicks by Cat. Axe kick. Feliner.
Winner: Cat

Buff looks for him mom.

Judy Bags on a pole
Who's Better Than Kanyon vs. I Hate Buff
Kanyon drives a forklift to the ring with Judy. Kanyon asks the question!!!!! WHO'S BETTER THAN KANYON? NOBODY! Since he couldn't find a pole to support her, it's now a Judy on a Forklift match. Buff runs down and we brawl on the floor to start. Finally into the ring. Spinning neckbreaker by Buff, he dances like a homo to boos. Ten punch count along stopped by a penis uppercut. Side Russian Legsweep from the top. Kanyon in control. Kanyon clips off the turnbuckle pad. Whips Buff in, Buff leapfrogs, Kanyon catches him and hits a powerbomb. Cobra clutch by Kanyon. Kanyon gets pushed into the EXPOSED STEEEEEEEEEEEL of the turnbuckle, cover for 2. Kanyon Cutter out of no where! Cover, Buff kicks out?? DDP's music plays again, and out comes… DAVID ARQUETTE?? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? DA hits Buff with a hat or something, Kanyon covers for 2. DA in for a double team, Buff double clothesline. Double Blockbuster and that's it.
Winner: Buff

Buff lowers the forklift, and a big hug. Here's a quick thought, does it get any worse than both David Arquette AND Judy Bagwell in one segment? In the ring, Kanyon raises the hand of DA, then SHOCKINGLY Kanyon cuts him.

Cavalcade of cops arrive with a limo, and its Lance Storm.

Tag Team Titles
Kronic (c) vs. Perfect Event vs. Jindrack and O'Haire vs. MIA
Crazy action. Tygress grabs a broncobuster on Morrus… Shawn in against Rection. PBP? What PBP? Konnan is announcing by the way. Al of a sudden, all teams are in the ring beating on Rection! All trying to keep Kronic out of the ring. Finally Clarke is in vs. rooks, they have control! Seanton bomb, but MIA breaks it up. DDT on Rection. Ring is reduced to Kronic and Chuck… they go for High Times, and then Muta and Vampiro come down. They are cleared out I guess, Clarke hits a Meltdown on Chuck. Disco, as ref, counts slow. Shawn comes in, Adams catches him and does a guerilla press slam onto the others on the floor. High Times on Chuck. For some reason, Chavo comes down and grabs the ref shirt and counts the pin for Kronic.
Winners and STILL champs: Kronic

Announcer said that Goldberg was in a crash at the Sturgis motorcycle rally, and may miss the PPV.

Strap Match
Shane Douglas vs. You Cant' Powerbomb Kidman
Not where you have to drag to each corner, just strapped together. Kidman in control to start with a legdrop. Kidman to the floor, Shane follows, and Kidman with a clothesline. Kidman chokes Shane with the strap. Hudson SHOCKINGLY goes into detail of the angle behind this match. Shane is up in the ring, and crotches Kid with the strap. Shane does that reverse snapmare thing. Back and forth. Top rope rana by Kidman. Short powerbomb for 2. Kidman in control. Torrie on apron, hits Shane by accident, Kidman cover for 2. Shane takes control. Kidman goes for a small package, Torrie breaks it up, Shane hits a Pittsburgh Plunge for 2. Tony: He kicked out of the PP. Can you believe it> Hudson: I don't think anyone has done that. EXCEPT EVERY MATCH FOR WEEKS! Kidman hits a stunner for the pin?
Winner: Kidman

Kidman straps Torrie to the strap and whips her. Shane is up and does some thing where he hangs Kidman on the corner with the strap. Here comes Big Vito and he makes the save. Vito chant! Reno comes down and attacks Vito.

Booker T arrives. The Chosen One attacks him at his car. Slams Booker's leg into the car door.

ROTC
Miss Hancock vs. Major Trash
Women's action. Suplex? Leapfrog by Hancock? Face buster by Guns? Hancock's shorts are off. Camouflage panties! Bodyslam by Guns. Hancock to the middle rope, shakes her ass, high cross body for 2. Why are there pins? Kip up by Hancock? Sunset flip by Guns Hancock flies at Guns, Guns ducks, Hancock on the floor. Hancock whips Guns into the STEEEEEEEL ringpost. Hancock pulls off Guns' shorts, and Guns has skimp camo panties. Off comes Hancock's shirt, she has a camo bra. Here we go into the mud. Hancock tossing Guns around. Hancock grabs her stomach? She collapses and Guns rolls her up?
Winner: Guns

David comes down and jumps into the mud and helps Hancock. Guns is helping, she's crying! Here's a stretcher. Lets see the announcers!

Pamela interviews Vampiro and his crew. Tonight is the Demon's test.

Announcer back, they sell the Hancock abdominal pains as "not part of the match"

Demon vs. A Man Called Sting
Sting comes down from the rafters! Demon attacks him as he lands at the entrance area. Into the ring, and Sting gets the Death Drop in about 30 seconds.
Winner: Sting

Vampiro and Muta now attack. They go to hang Sting on the rope he came down on! To make the save here is Kronic! Adams on the mic as they clear out the paint boyz. They challenge for the titles tonight?

Doctor check out Booker T backstage.

US Title
Lance Storm (c) vs. Mike Awesome
Storm cuts an anti US promo and pro-Canada one. He has security because he is a marked man in the US. Special referee is Jacques Rougeau. All rise for the national anthem. Jacques at ringside, regular ref in the ring. Awesome gets control quickly. Awesome with some blows and a legdrop for 2. Storm gets control and gets some big chips in the corner. Brawling on the floor. Awesome whip Storm into the STEEEEEEEEL railing. Gets a table. Goes for a powerbomb , but Storm pushes Awesome away and we go into the ring. Running awesomebomb onto the floor? No Storm pushes off and goes for Mapleleaf. Storm gets hit with a sick powerbomb, and Awesome gets the pin? No wait, Rougeau gets Pinzer and overturns the ruling. Canadian rules are that you need to have a 5 count, so match is back. Storm goes for a sunset flip, Awesome gets out of it. Dragon sleeper by Awesome, and gets a submission, but Rougeau overturns it. No submission holds? Awesome with a flying tackle only for 4. Awesome goes to the top. Frog splash for 5. Rougeau says now that you need to answer a 10 count after a pinfall. Awesome brings the table into the ring. Storm hits Awesome with a chair. Storm gets a 4 count in the ring. Table set up in the ring. Both men on top, belly to belly by Awesome, both men go through the table. Ref counts them both down, Rougeau is in, he hits Awesome, Storm is up in time, and wins.
Winner and STILL champ: Storm

After the match, that music plays, and here comes Bret The Hitman Hart! He hugs Storm!

Pamela interviews Nash.

WCW Tag Team Titles
Kronic (c) vs. Vampiro and Muta
Adams and Vamp brawl, Vamp sent to the floor. Clarke and Vamp back in and they start at it in the ring. Vamp takes control. Kronic in for a double team. Adams whipped in, Muta kicks him in the back, and comes into the ring. Handspirng elbow, reversed by Adams into a full nelson and slam. Tag to Clarke, tag to Vampiro. Clarke in control. Adams and Vamp brawl to the floor. Adams tries a powerbomb, Vamp hits a face buster Kidman-style. Vamp has the edge, tags to Muta. Goes to work on the legs of Adams. Vamp is in, continues to control Adams. Double clothesline and both men are down. WHO WILL MAKE THAT TAG? BOTH! Clarke is your house a fire. Meltdown on Vamp! Vamp rolls to the floor, Muta goes for Clarke, Muta mist, Clarke ducks and ref is blinded. Kronic is up, they get High Times on Muta? No Vamp attacks from behind. Yuck. DOA is here through the crowd. They attack Kronic. H BOMB ON CLARKE! H BOMB!!! Muta with a moonsault on Clarke! Ref is back up!
Winners and NEW champs: Vampiro and the Great Muta

Pamela interviews Booker, don't hate the playa, hate the game.

Big Gutty The Buyrate Killer vs. Big Poppa Pump vs. Goldberg
Announcers talk that Goldberg isn't here, and Nash and Russo are on the same page. Goldberg music. No Goldberg. Goldberg music again. No Goldberg again. Lockup. Steiner backs up Nash, knee lifts. Nash takes control, big boot and Steiner rolls to the floor. Nash whips Steiner into the STEEEEEEEL railing. Nash drops Steiner onto the railing, and here is Goldberg, with ribs wrapped and a chair. Goes right for Nash, and then Steiner hits him. Steiner and Goldberg go into the ring, and Steiner clotheslines, biceps kiss, elbow drop for 2. Goldberg selling a rib injury. Nash out on the floor. T Bone suplex by Steiner for 2. Goldberg up, hits a sweet superkick and Steiner falls to the floor. Nash is up and into the ring. They pace around each other and they brawl. Into the corner, Nash knees Goldberg in the ribs. Steiner is back in, suplexes Nash out of the corner. Steiner goes after ref after a 2 count. Clothesline and elbow drop by Steiner for 2. Goldberg back up. Goes after Steiner, and hits a hip toss powerslam hybrid. Loud Goldberg chant? Double clothesline. And then Nash clotheslines them both as they get up. Side suplex by Nash. Big boot by Nash on berg. Nash… TAKES OFF THE STRAPS ON HIS SINGLET! Nash goes for the powerbomb. Goldberg pushes off. Then leaves. Russo comes down and gets into Goldberg's face as he walks away. Russo says get back into the ring, Goldberg says Fuck You. Goldberg returns to the back, then Russo follows. Steiner hits Nash with a chair on the floor. Announcers talk about Goldberg swerving Nash. Steiner in control. Into the ring again. Belly to back by Steiner. Announcers getting too specific about Goldberg obviously having to job after a powerbomb, and walking out on it. Steiner with a backbreaker for 2. Here comes Midajah. Nash ROLLS SNAKE EYES! Midajah with a penis uppercut on Nash. Ref is out. Nash with a penis punch on Steiner. All three down. Midajah back in, elbow drop to the penis of Nash. Steiner covers for 2. Nash does a DDT!!!!!! A DDT!!! A NEW MOVE FROM NASH! Midajah breaks up the pin. Nash goes for Midajah, Steiner gets on his back, Nash back him into the corner. Big boot to the face by Nash. Jackknife.
Winner: Nash

From NYRNedved93rulz: Kidman's finisher is the Kid Crusher, a version of the Impaler used by Christian.

WCW Title
Booker T (c) vs. The Cho Cho Chosen One
JJ goes to work on Booker's leg, which was slammed in a car door if you'd remember. JJ goes for a rana, powerbomb by Booker T and a cover for 2. sidekick by booker and then clotheslines JJ to the floor. Brawling on the floor, Booker T in control. Back into the ring, missile dropkick missed by Booker T, and JJ goes to work on the legs. Sharpshooter by JJ on Booker T. Booker gets to the ropes, and JJ stomps away. Booker T retreats to the floor, JJ follows and hits Booker in the legs with the chair. Into the ring, Booker T does that cool corner rollup thing for 2. Both men down. Booker back up. A move. Axe kick. Spin A Roony. Ref is out. JJ hits Booker T with the guitar in the bad leg! Figure four by JJ. Booker T FIGHTING to the ropes… and gets them! Onto the floor, JJ has the world title, and goes to hit BT, but the ref was there and he is knocked out. Booker T sets up a table on the floor, JJ and BT on the apron. JJ goes to do the Stroke on the table, Booker T fights off and does a Book End (more like a chokeslam) through the table. Here comes the red headed ref. Booker T brings JJ back in, JJ gets foot on the ropes during a pin. JJ gets a chair, penis kick, JJ hits ref with chair by accident, thought it was Booker T. Sets up chair, hits Stroke on chair, with Booker T's head hitting chair. Charles Robinson runs down to count a pin, but Booker T kicks out. Booker T hits a swinging neckbreaker on a chair. Then Book End and gets the pin!
Winner and STILL champ: Booker T