411’s ECW Heatwave Report 7.16.00

ECW Heatwave Report 7.16.00
Live from Los Angeles
Announcers are Joey Styles and Cyrus
Report by Widro

Jasmine St Claire on the beach, joined by the “Blue Boy”, who is the Blue Meanie minus about 200 pounds. They find some chubby guy, make fun of him and kick sand on him. Sinister Minister on the beach, he laughs. Talks about Los Angeles, then shows Mikey Whipwreck buried in the sand.

Joey and Joel in the ring. Joel does an obscene intro. Here comes Cyrus. He rambles on about all the stuff he did. Gertner and Cyrus argue, and then Gertner gets up and leaves. Cyrus turns his back, and Gertner comes back in and decks Cyrus! Security breaks them up and escorts Gertner away.

Segues into

Balls Mahoney vs. Tony Mamaluke and Big Sal
Balls clears out Tony, then Sal decks him. Balls rebounds and nail Sal with a chair over and over, but Sal is up. Chokeslam. Elbow drop to the, well, balls. Belly to belly suplex.
Winner: Big Sal

RVD and Fonsy give an interview on the Van Terminator.

Simon Diamond, Johnny Swinger and CW Anderson vs. Danny Boring, Kid Kash and Roadkil
Lou E and Elektra plead with CW to come back to the Alliance. Diamond and Kash start. Match breaks down and all 6 in the ring. CW in and in control against Kash. Swinger in for some beatings on Kash. CW back in, but Kash hits him down. Both men down… WHO WILL MAKETHAT TAG? Doring is in, and he’s a house afire. Swinger gets a swing thin on Doring and gets a 2. Rolling suplexes by Simon on Doring. Anderson in and he punches away on Doring. Roadkill gets a hot tag, clears house on the heels. Kash flies at the heels on the floor. Then ROADKILL does it too! E-C-Dub. E-C-Dub. Doring in the ring with Swinger and Simon, they take him down. Double Superplex on Roadkill! Kash makes the save. CW Anderson is in, spinebuster on Kash, Roadkill makes the save. Chaos in the finish. Kash hits money maker on Simon.
Winners: Doring, Kash, Roadkill

Rhino Promo

Jerry Lynn vs. Steve Corino
Back and forth action. Brawling to the floor. Corino in trouble. Back to the ring, Corino is bleeding like crazy. Lynn with a 10 punch count along! Corino drops Lynn out of the corner. Corino, who is crimson, brawls back. Bionic elbow! On the floor, Jack Victory beats on Lynn. Corino follows to the floor. Brawling. Lynn down. Corino jaws with the fans. Van Daminator style dropkick by Lynn. Both men are down. Both up. Back and forth. Corino to the top! Lynn stops him and gets a chair. Smashes him with chair, cover for 2. Lynn takes some Corino blood and paints it on his face and chest war-paint style. Ref is knocked out by JV. Lynn gets some pins, no ref! Corino still up and covers as ref is up. Lynn kicks out. Some great near falls and rollups by both. Cradle piledriver by Lynn.
Winner: Lynn

Rhino/Sandman package

Sandman interview with Lori. Rhino attacks and they brawl.

Dawn Marie joins commentary.

New Jack is here! But he’s not on the format! He comes on crutches to the ring, and then the Baldies attack him. Out for the save are Nova and Chetti. Oops it’s a match!

Baldies vs. Nova and Chetti
Brawling. Angel and Chetti now in. Chetti is in and he kicks away. Chetti with a belly to back. Nova misses a swantan bomb. Bronx bomb on Chris Chetti. Nova hits a big move, then they hit Tidal Wave on Angel.
Winners: Nova and Chetti

Tommy Dreamer BREAKS HIS SILENCE.

Sicilian Shooter Little Guido vs. Psychosis (means psycho) vs. Human Buzzsaw Tajiri vs. Mikey Shipwreck err Whiplash
Mikey and Guido. Rana by Mikey. Tajiri is in. Here comes Tony Mamaluke and Big Sal. Mikey is pinned by someone. I guess this is elimination. Psychosis and Tajiri go back and forth. Tajiri, Psychosis and Guido brawl to the floor, Tajiri escpaes and comes into the ring and gets cheered. YAY! Tajiri brings Guido to the top. Superplex. Into the ring. Impaler by Guido on Psychosi. Tajiri kicks him, and does a German Suplex for the pin. Tajiri points to Guido. He goes to work with some crazy submission move. Guido floats over for a sunset flip. Then Tajiri sets up for it… YES YES YES!!! It’s the Tarantula!!! Springboard elbow by Tajiri. Ties him to the TREE OF WOE!!! Dropkicks a chair into Guido’s face. Guido is up. Does a fameasser on Tajiri from the middle rope. Guido in control. Tajiri hits the GREEN MIST!!! Does a brain buster on a chair!
Winner: Tajiri

Justin gives a promo

ECW TV Title
Sandman vs. Rhino (c)
Sandman uses the Singapore Cane to start, Rhino clotheslines out of it. Rhino in control. Sandman battles back with some punches. Fuck Em Up Sandman, Fuck Em Up. Chant. Sandmans sends Rhino to the floor, and follows. Sandman gets a safety rail and brings it to the ring. We move into the ring, and Sandman tosses Rhino into that railing. Rana from the top by Sandman! Rhino takes control. Sandman hits a powerslam. Out comes Corino and Victory to help Rhino. Now here comes Spike Dudley! He helps Sandman! Sandman and LSD do 3D on Corino! Rhino comes back and does a piledriver on LSD through a table on the floor from the apron. Rhino comes back in and gores Sandman
Winner: Rhino

Dawn Marie is still at the announce position I guess. She chats with Cyrus.

Scotty Riggs vs. RVD
Brawling quickly moves to the floor. RVD hangs Anton over the railing, and Bill holds a chair on Anton for a legdrop from the apron. Into the ring, dropkick by RVD to a seated Anton. Guerilla press by RVD and then a standing moonsault! RVD with a fireman’s carry, rolls forward, and then flips out of the corner onto Anton. RVD on top, Anton hits Fonzy with a chair, and then tosses the chair at RVD, who falls to the floor. Onto the apron, Anton hits RVD with a chair again. Anton drives RVD to the floor and beats him down. Back into the ring, Anton in control. Has RVD on his shoulder, and now into the… TREE OF WOE! Anton leaves him alone, RVD gets out of it and climbs the ropes, but Anton comes and stops him, and does a belly to back superplex! Anton does a DDT. Has RVD do “the clap.” RVD to the floor, Anton flies at him and hits a clothesline. RVD in the tree of woe again, RVD gets out of it, but then Riggs gets a Boston Crab. Bill tosses a chair at Anton, who catches it and lets go of the move. Anton goes for a suplex on RVD, blocked, RVD reverses into a body scissors. Spin kick by RVD. Atomic drop. Split legged moonsault by RVD for 2. Fonzy holds a chair on Anton as RVD does a rolling senton from the opposite corner. Anton sneaks up and hits RVD with a chair, then goes for the sharpshooter! RVD crawls and gets a chair. Riggs lets go of the hold? Stomps. Anton brings Fonzy into the ring for a slam. Puts Fonzy in the sharpshooter. Slooooooow Van Daminator. Looks around and goes to the top as Anton is far away, and hits the five star frog splash! RVD is hurt too. Doesn’t go for pin, goes to top again. Fans chant Term A Nate Er. Riggs slumped into a corner, RVD to the top of an adjacent corner. Fonzy holds a chair on Anton’s face, and a sit down missile dropkick on the chair! That’s your Van Terminator.
Winner: RVD

Stairway To Hell
ECW World Title
Tommy Dreamer vs. Justin Credible (c)
Jazz is out with Tommy. George is out with Tommy. Stare down. Something happens in the crowd which brings out some guys from the back. Joey says some drunken fan touched Francine. Dreamer on the stick says “E C FUCKING W.” Lockup? Brawling. Superkick by Justin. Brawling onto the floor. Into the crowd. To the announce position, they climb some ladder. Then, I don’t know if it was botched, but they fall. More brawling back to the ring, Justin has the ladder. Brawling with the ladder. Styles sucks by the way, had to toss that in there. Justin in control. Tommy sets up the ladder, goes up, Francine pulls him off. In comes George, and she hits Tommy, she hugs Francine. Ha ha hell turn. Francine goes for broncobuster on Jazz, she blocks then grabs George by the hair. Jazz pulls off Francine’s top, but she has tape on her nips. Justin hits That’s Incred on Jazz. Tommy Cutter on Justin, but kick out. Tommy climbs the ladder and gets the barb wire. Justin and Tommy on the top, Tommy tosses Justin crotch first onto the top rope which is covered in barb wire. Then Justin hits TI on the barb wire, but Tommy kicks out! Tommy up, hits a DDT on the wire! Tommy goes for some move, Justin reverses into That’s Incred onto the wire again, and covers for three.
Winner: Justin