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411’s WCW Thunder Report 7.05.00

July 5, 2000 | Posted by Widro

WCW Thunder Report 7.5.00
Live! From Columbus Georgia
Announcers are Brain, Tenay and Tony
Report by Widz

Nitro highlights

Cat and JJ chat backstage, JJ wants Hogan tonight.

Thunder open

The Chosen One comes out says he wants the Hogan match tonight, Top Cat comes out and says no way. Cat goes through his matches, and gets to Jarrett- winner of some tag match fights JJ later tonight.

Announcers. Blah Blah Blah. Johnny The Bull is out of BATB. Nash and Goldberg wont be here… EVERYONE TURN OFF THE SHOW!

Earlier today, Perfect Event go to tan. They tan with the belts on. Woody comes over and ties them into the tanning beds. Then turns it way up, so they will presumably be dead very soon.

Commercial Break

Jarrett flips out backstage then Kanyon cuts some random guy.

Disco and Baggie Pants Jr. vs. You Cant Powerbomb Kidman and Lance Storm
Lance comes down first, gets double teamed, here is Kidman. Bash at the Beach is in 4 days- I will have that play by play here on 411wrestling.com. Kidman and Lance in the ring against one another, oh it’s a 4 corners match and anyone can tag anyone. Oh look, now the Animals are in against each other. Rey DDTs Disco. Match breaking down. Disco hits a piledriver on Kidman, Storm makes the save. Storm gets the half crab somehow.
Winner: Storm

Gene interviews Buff and Booker. Buff talks about missing Nitro due to shooting a gay porno movie. Booker laughs at Buff. He wrote a book. Chapter 1: Kanyon sucks. Chapter 2: Kanyon still sucks. This is going to be a best seller.

Commercial Break

Some guy unlocks the Perfect Event. They feel burned.

Cat comes out for a karate exhibition. He brings out the Jung Dragons to help. They just start beating on him. He retreats, says its an exhibition, comes back in for bows, and starts kicking them. Back and forth we go. Cat takes control. Brings them back in and on the mic says give them a hand.

TPE finds Woody and yells at him.

Commercial Break

Backstage Cat gives the Dragons money.

Hardcore Title
Big Vito vs. Demon
Fight starts in the back. Goes to the ring, where there are weapons. Funk gets the title shot at the PPV. Brawling in the ring, Demon in control. Here comes Vampiro with a shovel. Vamp rules, don’t you know. Demon dropkicks a chair into Vito, here is Vampiro and he breaks the shovel over his head. Vampiro said he liked Big Vito when I interviewed him at RWS, so maybe that’s why!
Winner: Vito

Backstage Gene interviews Mike Awesome. He plays some video of him beating Scott, which is spliced together from several videos. Then Gene laughs at his mullet (no joke, he actually did)

Commercial Break

Shane and Kanyon argue about who gets the pin in their tag match to fight JJ later.

Recap of TPE vs. Woody

Perfect Event in the ring, they call out Woody, who comes out and then brings out Brian Adams, but not Clarke from Kronic. Adams takes control, then gets double teamed. Adams finally hits the Full nelson slam on Chuck, sends him to the floor, Adams brings in Woody and they do High Times on Shawn. Woody makes the pin.
Winners: Woody and Adams

Vito attacks Funk backstage.

Who’s Better Than Kanyon and Shane Douglas vs. Buff Likes Men and Booker T
Booker and Kanyon brawl. Blind tag to Buff, who comes in for a cross body. Kanyon with a Russian Legsweep for 2. Shane won’t tag in for some reason. Buff roll up for 2. Kanyon back in control, and wont tag Shane. Buff with a Vader bomb for 2. Buff hits the Blockbuster, Shane breaks up the pin. Booker Bottom on Kanyon, he gets the pin (but his music plays a few seconds early). Booker Bottom now called the “Book End”
Winner: Booker T

Buff and Booker dance together

JJ/Hogan package

MIA chat

Commercial Break

Crowbar arrives and then Daffney.

Awesome in Steiner’s dressing room, finds glasses and sprays stuff on it.

C-H-A-V-O (means wacko) and Major Trash vs. Da Juice and Tygress
First the men, then the women. Juice pins Chavo.
Winner: Juice and Tygress

Dogfaced Rick puts on his glasses, but they hurt! Washes his face.

Commercial Break

WCW Motorsports

Gene with Booker, he gets a title match.

Interview with Hacksaw by Tenay in his home. He’s doing ok.

Commercial Break

Crowbar finds David in the back and beats him up. Miss Hancock follows with a lead pipe.

Gene and JJ. Chosen One: its been a while since our last interview, Jurassic slapass.

The doctor checks out Rick Steiner.

Crowbar vs. David Flair
They brawl to the ring, and Crowbar is in control. Back and forth now. Hancock is here with the pipe. She comes into the ring, ref stops her as David low blows Crowbar. Daffney is here, they tussle. Crowbar hits a Mind Bender in the ring
Winner: Crowbar.

After the match, Crowbar grabs David and tells him to tell Daffney who shaved her head last week. Daffney walks away upset, Crowbar follows her.

Commercial Break

Trainer examines Miss Hancock, she says higher on her leg, David comes in and flips out, she says “I didn’t say it hurt” and David shaves the trainers head.

Mike Awesome on the mic vs. Dogface Rick
Back and forth to start. Brawling moves to the floor, and Awesome whips Rick into the STEEEEEEEEEEL railing. Awesome goes under the ring to get a table and puts it into the ring. Sets it up in the corner, goes for an Awesome bomb, Rick floats back and pushes Awesome into the table. Rick gets a chair. Ref takes the chair away, Mike uses the spray on Rick, and gets the pin.
Winner: Awesome

The Chosen One walks

Booker T walks

Commercial Break

WCW Title Match
The Chosen One vs. Booker T (with no chance)
Lock ups and stuff. Stand off. Booker sends JJ to the floor. Then flies at JJ with a double axe and takes control of brawling. Back inside, Booker T in control. Sleeper by Jarrett. Jarrett beats down Booker, concentrating on the legs. Booker back to his feet, takes control. Axe kick! SPIN A ROONY! Spine buster, but JJ kicks out. Booker goes for a Harlem side kick, JJ dodges and Booker goes over the top rope. Here is Kanyon and he hits a cutter on the floor while JJ distracts the ref. Kanyon sends Booker back in, JJ makes the pin.
Winner: JJ

JJ holds up the belt and the guitar, but here comes the Cat. He saw the interference! Yells at Kanyon. Cat restarts the match.

Jarrett is pissed off. He chases after the Cat, then Booker attacks from behind. Cat sends JJ in to the ring himself! Booker follows and a roll up for 2. JJ hits a sunset flip, but Booker sits down for 2. Booker with a powerslam. He RAISES THE ROOF and goes to the top! Missile dropkick! Covers, but JJ gets his foot on the rope. Booker runs JJ into the corner, JJ hits Booker into the turnbuckle, then hits the ref by accident. Booker hits the Book end! But the ref is out. Cat takes the ref shirt and goes into the ring. Booker kicks the belt into JJ’s face, Cat counts a pin, but only 2. Booker puts his head down, JJ hits an uppercut, sends Booker to the floor. JJ has a guitar, hits the Cat! Other refs are here, and JJ loses by DQ.
Winner by DQ: Booker

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