411's WCW Thunder Report 8.30.00

Posted by Widro on 08.30.2000

Not the NWO, but 'Russo's Boyz" took over Thunder, which was a 2 hour commercial for War Games this Monday on Nitro.

WCW Thunder Report 8.30.00
Taped
Announcers are Tony, Mike, Stevie
Report by Widz

Lance Storm and Elix w.Major Trash vs. Kronic
Elix babbles on the mic. Lance wants to be serious for a moment. Tony the idiot: You’re always serious! Guns is wearing tight white tights, and you can see a LOT of what's going on down there. As the Canadian anthem plays, Guns removes her Canadian shirt to reveal a US Bra. Kronic charges and starts their DEVASTATING offense. Lance to the floor, Adams guerilla presses Elix and tosses him at Lance on the floor. Back in, and Kronic dominates Elix. Blind tag to Lance, Adams hits a full nelson slam on Skipper, Lance comes in and they double DDT Adams. Lance suplex on Adams. Clarke and Skipper in, meltdown on Skipper, Lance saves the pin. Lance forced to the floor, Kronic goes for High Times on Skipper, Lance back in, takes out Kronic, goes for flag from Guns. She pokes him with the flag, he gets a full nelson slam from Adams and then High Times.
Winners: Kronic

After the match, General Rection comes down and attacks Skipper. Moonsault? No Lance stops him. Lance and Hugh brawl. Storm gets the better, the rest of MIA makes the save and Team Canada flees.

A black limo is here! It’s the BAND!!!! The NBT greets them.

Commercial Break

Nash, Steiner, JJ, Thrillas all to the ring. Nash’s title already has his name plate on the title. What a genius Big Gutty is. He will have the best Nitro ratings in a year for the first two Nitros of his title reign. But that’s because there is NO RAW. Steiner on the stick says he cant wrestling at Fall Brawl, but he told the doctors to shove it up their (muted). Excellent makeup job on Steiner makes him look all beat up. Nash on the stick says he wont the title for “you people.” See? I can suck you all back in. Nash mocks the fans for paying for his merch. Nash says tonight he wants to prove that the NBT belong on the show. With Goldberg, Cat out, and Booker T demoralized, he said its their show. Booker T throws a chair, and here comes Booker T, the complete idiot comes out by himself. Booker says Nash aint the only one with a clique around WCW. Booker T has Big Vito, Mike Awesome and the Filthy Animals on his side! WOW! WHAT A TEAM!!! They all charge the ring. Brawling

Commercial Break

Over the break, Nash tears up the format and tells Terry Taylor to get lost. Nash tells Reno to do him proud.

Gene O interviews Rection. He challenges Lance Storm

You are invited to the David Flair/Hancock wedding, in Charlotte NC. Announcers tease the Flair family to appear, and Tony “bets” that Ric Flair will attend. “it’s not a part of the wrestling that night” says Ric.

Mike Awesome vs. Reno
Sick release German suplex by Awesome. Legdrop. Reno takes control and has Awesome on the apron, but Mike does his shoulder block from the apron spot for 2. Reno gets in the face of Daffney and “Ozzie” on the floor, Awesome gets Reno and brings him back in. Awesomebomb.
Winner: Mike Awesome

Stevie Ray rants about “how Daffney and Ozzie got front row seats?” Reno attacks Ozzie and Daffney throws popcorn on Reno.

Commercial Break

During the break, JJ attacks Awesome as he returns from the ringside area. Fit Finlay and Jimmy Hart try to make the save, and the rest of the band comes over.

Tony interviews Paul Orndorff, the man who runs the Power Plant. He trained these kids. Tony says the Power Plant guys all don’t respect Paul anymore. Paul gets emotional that they are disrespecting them. Tony says everyone backstage knows that the NBT think Paul is a joke. Paul sounds like an old man lamenting about the good old days, and how the kids these days don’t respect anybody.

Commercial Break

The NBT come out and raise signs that Paul sucks, etc

Steiner takes out Reno for not getting the job down

Jindrack and O’Haire vs. Juvi and Rey (c)
J&O says there must be parents in the crowd that lost their kids, referring to Rey and Juvi. They add Disco to the match too. Back and forth action. Konnan announces here too. Juvi and Rey get some offense here. J&O back to beating down the Animals. They pick up Juvi on the floor and throw him into the ring. Juvi and Disco hold one for a Rey legdrop to the crotch.
Winners: Animals

Backstage, Nash wants Sanders to take out Booker T. Nash can be one heck of an ally, but don’t screw this up. JJ says he wants a tune up for tonight, he wants to do it. Nash says it could be your career!

Commercial Break

Booker T vs. Above Average Mike Sanders
Squash.
Winner: Booker T

Commercial Break

Booker T limps backstage

Nash and Sanders. Sanders says look, I hurt his knee. Nash says you lost the match, that’s bad. Steiner comes from behind and hits Sanders with a pipe.

JJ prepares for his big match!

Big F’n Vito vs. Uncrowned WCW Champion Chuck Palumbo
PerfectShawn comes out too. Chuck goes right to work. Japanese armdrag by Vito, elbow for 2. Vertical suplex by Vito. Vito to the top, elbow drop. Cover for 2. Shawn on commentary says Paul Orndorff sucks. Vito misses a top rope move, Chuck goes to work. Shawn can’t wrestle, but he challenges anyone to an arm wrestling match. Chuck in control. Suplex attempt, float over by Vito, quick motion, Big Vito Special for the pin.
Winner: Big Vito

Commercial Break

Motorsports

Chuck searches for a hiding spot, but Steiner takes him out

JJ praying by candles??

MIA vs. Harris Boyz
Brawling. MIA is Rection and AWOL today. Back and forth action, here comes Skipper with Major Guns. The Wall somehow goes through a table on the floor. Huge gets a double stunner on the Harrises. They pin Rection, ref counts 2, Harris Boyz are pissed, they attack the ref. Kronic comes down and gives High Times to one Harris. Rection gets a moonsault on Harris.
Winners: MIA

After the match, Storm comes down and attacks Rection, Awol comes back in for the save.

Commercial Break

Kimona is yelling at the Jung Dragons. She's going to train them, and something about licking.

Nash and Steiner get JJ for his match. Nash says he doesn’t have to do it.

The Chosen One vs. Kwee Wee
JJ on the mic, said he needs a challenge for tonight. He calls out his opponent. And its Kwee Wee. Paisley announcing. Over/under on Stevie Ray calling her a “yack.” JJ in control. That’s one for yacks. JJ still in control. No offense from Kwee Wee yet. Missile dropkick missed by Kwee Wee, JJ goes for the stroke, but here comes Mike Awesome. Rollup from behind, Kwee Wee gets two. Ref leaves the ring to get in the face of Awesome, Kwee Wee sunset flip for 2. Enziguri by JJ. JJ gets a chair and goes to chase Awesome to the back. All back in, Kwee Wee does a dropkick and a cool suplex for 2. Some suplex float overs by both, The cho cho chosen one gets the Stroke.
Winner: JJ

Only once did Stevie call her a yack. Damn.

Commercial Break

Shawn comes out for his arm wrestling challenge. Out comes Mr. Wonderful for it. During it, Orndorff sucker punches Shawn and gives him a piledriver. Paul has a chair, here comes Mike Sanders, he gets a chair. So does Reno. And O’Haire. And Jindrack. He cleared them all out!

A limo is here, and out comes The Cat and Mrs. Jones.

Commercial Break

WCW Tailgate party.

The Cat comes out. He calls out Nash, right now. Nash comes out to the Thunder entrance with Steiner and Jarrett. He has one segment left to book, and he books Cat vs. Nash. Cat tells JJ to get some slapnutz, which brings down JJ and he attacks. Cat taking on all three for a little bit. Nash gets a clothesline finally and the three on one beatdown on the Cat is on. Some horrible crowd shots and bad cuts. Back to the ring. Mrs Jones takes out JJ. But he’s back and gets a guitar and smashes Mrs. Jones. Here comes Booker T to make the save. He has a bat and takes out Nash, Steiner and JJ. The NBT come down to help , and all of Russo’s Boyz are beating down the Cat and Booker T. More and more beatdowns. And that’s it, see you Monday.