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411’s TNA Impact Wrestling Report 3.13.14
411’s IMPACT WRESTLING REPORT 3.13.14
Magnus now makes his way out to the ring. Magnus says that the MVP principle may be the most ridiculous thing he has ever heard. MVP asks if it is more ridiculous than Magnus’ title run. Magnus says while Dixie Carter was wasting her time trying to keep control, he took time to take the ball and remained the champion. Magnus says he is more powerful than ever, and introduces his insurance policy and new associate, Abyss. Abyss has a new mask and trench coat. Magnus then says that he agrees with the crowd, because Abyss did sell out. But unlike the Jim Mitchell’s and Eric Young’s that came before him, he doesn’t look at a freak or sideshow that is to be exploited. He says Abyss is part monster and part machine, and the champion has upgraded him. Abyss is motivated by destruction and devastation, but is also motivated by money. Magnus has plenty of money, and he is sharing with Abyss, and that makes them stronger than anything else MVP has ever faced. MVP says he makes valid points, but at Lockdown Magnus was getting his ass kicked until he pulled the monster out of his ass. MVP then says they need someone else out here to deal with this. MVP has to do what is right, ands that means that everyone gets their chance to settle things in the ring, so he calls out the #1 contender for the TNA World Title, Samoa Joe.
Joe comes out holding his ribs and limping a bit, selling the beat down from the Lockdown PPV. MVP says Joe is here, calm and collected, and not attacking because he believes in MVP. MVP will do what is right going forward. Magnus will defend the title next week against Samoa Joe. And since Magnus pissed off MVP by getting Abyss involved, Joe gets a chance to participate in a match with Abyss to get even RIGHT NOW!
Joe spears Abyss to kick off the match, and they head right to commercial.
After the break, we come back to Abyss beating down Joe in the corner, working the midsection (which was hit by Janice at the PPV). Abyss sends Joe to the corner; Joe sidesteps and hits an enziguri. Face washes by Joe, off the ropes and a knee to the gut by Abyss cuts him off. Abyss chokes out Joe in the ropes, and then beats him down in the corner once again with rights. Neck crank by Abyss, Joe works to his feet, elbows out, chokeslam try by Abyss, Joe fights it off, Atomic drop, big boot, back splash all connect; but Joe is too beat up to follow up with a cover. Abyss with a shot to the gut, clubbing shots to the back follow. Abyss off the ropes, snap slam by Joe follows. Joe with the charging knee in the corner, looks to set Abyss on the ropes, but can’t lift him. Head butt by Joe, heads to the second rope, leaps off, caught with the goozle and chokeslamed by Abyss. Abyss to the floor, and grabs Janice (2×4 with nails) from under the ring. He looks to attack, but Eric Young is out and hits a missile dropkick off the top to make the save.
OFFICIAL RESULT
: Abyss @ 10:00 via DQ
Kim charges and kicks Brittany’s face off with a big boot. They trade rights, but Kim with a back breaker and then mounts and lands rights to Brittany. Kim slams her to the corner, fireman’s carry into a slam by Kim and then stands on her throat. Rights by Brittany, but Kim slams her back to the mat. Another fireman’s carry, but Brittany counters into a Russian leg sweep, and both ladies are down. Forearms by Brittany follow, Tapa in the ring, and charges the corner, Brittany moves and Tapa smashes into Kim. Brittany slams Kim into Tapa and rolls her up for the win.
OFFICIAL RESULT
: Brittany @ 2:00 via pin
Jessie and Sanada to begin. Jessie with a slam to Sanada, tags in Robbie, and Sanada works the arm. Tag to Uno, kicks to the arm follow and then chops. Off the ropes, and a clothesline by Robbie turns Uno inside out. Tag back to Jessie, he press slams Uno and does the old over the head press gimmick, Robbie tags in, Jessie slams Uno down and they then try a double team, but Sanada blind tags in and they clean house on the champions. They suplex Jessie onto Robbie after double dropkicking Robbie. Sanada hits a dive, and then backdrops Uno to the floor onto the BroMans. Back into the ring they go and Sanada and Uno hit stereo missile dropkicks off the top rope. Uno takes Jessie to the floor, Moonsault by Sanada onto Robbie and that is all.
OFFICIAL RESULT: Tigre Uno and Sanada @ 3:00 via pin
Rockstar Spud and EC3 make their way to the ring to pay tribute to Dixie Carter. They have the giant image of Dixie with them. Spud is emotional, and asks the crowd to be quiet, as they mourn the loss of Dixie Carter as the head of wrestling operations. He and EC3 are here to mourn the loss, because now an ex-con named MVP has control of things. Boring chants, and EC3 says the more they do that the more Spud wants to cry. Spud then says tonight (EC3 wipes his tears) is about his queen. This is about how Dixie made the fans all feel. How she made young Ethan feel. And how she made her chief of staff feel. That woman, SHUT UP, that woman picked him from obscurity, like the virgin Mary picked up baby Jesus, and made him a man, and that is why he is the great and big man we see today. He has prepared a tribute to her.
We see the video tribute, which is gloriously over the top.
Back from the video as EC3 claps, and Spud says that a video is not enough. He has prepared a reading. He puts on his glasses, and recites the lyrics to “Dixie”. MVP then makes his appearance. MVP says they have to stop this, and says this is over. He says they are acting like she is dead. But MVP has gotten to know Spud, and he has grown on him, like a fungus or rash or something. He says Spud has been loyal, and he needs someone like Spud on his roster. He knows Spud can be loyal to TNA, and Spud tries to say he is chief of staff. MVP says they do not need that, but they need Spud to fulfill his contract as a wrestler. Spud tries to get out if it, and says they are all bigger than him, even some of the knockouts. MVP says Spud is a lion, and EC3 agrees. MVP then gets him fired up and Spud will face someone debuting tonight. Spud will face Willow. Spud freaks out as EC3 laughs. MVP then says EC3 will face this man next week. Bobby Lashley then appears. Lashley comes out and points. He then hits the ring, and poses for the crowd. EC3 says no, that man is not on the roster. MVP says that is a valid point, so as his first act as director of wrestling operations, he signed Lashley. Spud gets in Lashley’s face, and Lashley takes the picture of Dixie and hits Spud with it. Spud then cuddles the picture and spoons with it. Lashley and EC3 have a stare down, and MVP then holds Lashley back as EC3 bails.
As Anderson looks to do his announcing himself gimmick, Shaw attacks him on the ramp and the match begins. They brawl their way down to the ringside area, and Shaw slams Anderson into the steps. They continue to brawl at ringside, knees by Shaw and a suplex on the floor follows. Anderson fights back, slamming Shaw to the apron and into the ring they go. They trade rights, and a clothesline by Anderson levels Shaw. Neck breaker by Anderson follows, and then into the Kamikaze roll. Shaw backs off, and Anderson touches Shaw’s mannequin. Shaw is pissed, and screams to put her down as Anderson kisses it. He tosses it to Shaw, and then hits the mic check and that is all.
OFFICIAL RESULT: Mr. Anderson @ 4:00 via pin
Willow attacks at the bell and slams Spud to the corner. He does it again, and then chokes out Spud in the corner. Willow misses a charge, and Spud with shots to the back of Willow. Belly to back suplex by Willow, followed by a cartwheel into a corner clothesline. Spud rakes the eyes, heads up top and Willow crotches him. Spud into the tree of WHOA, and Willow lays the boots to him. Willow then choke shim out with the boot, and heads to the floor. He gets him umbrella and attacks Spud with it. That’s a DQ.
OFFICIAL RESULT: Rockstar Spud @ 3:00 via DQ
Bobby Roode makes his way out to the ring. Roode hits the ring and they brawl. Bully runs wild with the flip-flop and fly elbow, and the crowd loves him for it. GET THE TABLES. Bully goes for a table, and slides it into the ring and sets it up. Roode battles back with a spinebuster, and then looks for some revenge. He picks up Bully, who then escapes and lands the Bully cutter. Bully points to the table, grabs Roode, POWERBOMB through the table for Roode. Bully Ray stands tall.
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