411's NWA TNA Report 11.20.02
Posted by Mike Watters on 11.21.2002
The identity of Mr. Wrestling 3 is revealed and the internet is swerved again.
Tenay conducted an interview with The Truth. Killings rambles about tradition and heritage. It is in Jarrett's blood to be the Champion. He knows he is passionate about the NWA Title. But so is he. Faux tough. Killings has done better.
EZ Money & Sonny Siaki vs. Divine Storm (Quiet Storm & Chris Divine) with Miss Trinity
I am not real sure why I do not like EZ Money. I called who was coming out with him though....and the gimmicks he and Siaki have mesh....sort of. Divine Storm are a couple of guys I seen wrestle in Buffalo before at some Indy shows...the match itself was a relative squash with a Siakalypse for the pin.
Winners: EZ Money and Sonny Siaki
Jim Mitchell and Belladonna on the stage. Mitchell said he and the New Church control the World Tag Team Champions, and after tonight's World Title match, be it Killings or Jarrett...baptized in blood....he will control the World Heavyweight Champion. I believe he refers to Malice...who I still think shoulda been in the WWE. Oh yeah...Mitchell embodies evil don't ya know. Belladonna says nothing.
Malice, with Jim Mitchell and Belladonna vs. Cory Williams
Absolute squash on one half of the Tag Team New South. I looked away...I think Malice blew a spot. No matter. Malice finishes him with a chokeslam.
Winner: Malice
The SAT vs. The Harris Brothers
Brothers teams COLLIDE as the winners of this match get an NWA World Tag Team Title shot. Lots of Lucha moves from the Maximos to start, but that lasted about 30 seconds. Harris brutalize the SAT for a while...but they come back, hitting moonsault on Don for a two. Ron press slammed Jose from the ring onto Joel on the floor. Don then hit a pescado on both members of the SAT. WOW. Ron powerbombed one SAT onto another, who was in the corner. H Bomb. Pin.
Winners and new number one Contenders: The Harris Brothers
Goldylocks is with April. Why were you in the shower with Bruce? She wasn't she moans and then starts crying. Bruce is here to console her, and confirms that nothing was going on....he is gay, so....but Lenny Lane is here, and "outs" Bruce as straight. Huh? Then Gransmasta jumps Bruce and beats him down, screaming he was gonna kill him he entire time. Security is here.
B.G. James vs Lenny Lane with a lollipop
Before the match, James said this would not be gay bashing, he was just going to "whip the ass of a faggot". Now that's not nice, Mr. Man. James in control until he misses while puttin a little stank on it. Lenny hits a moonsault on a standing James for a two count. Bruce runs to the ring and attacked Lane, piledriving him. Now Lawler is here for more beatings on Bruce. Amidst the fray, James hit a kneedrop on Lenny and pins him. Lawler and Bruce continue to brawl. While April watches, half crying, Goldy comes to ringside, kisses April on the cheek, whispered something to her, and they walk off hand in hand!!! Lawler gives chase as we fade to a dancer.
Jorge Estrada, with Priscilla, vs. Crimson Dragon vs. AJ Styles, with Mortimer Plumtree
Blown elbows to start the match. Some buddies of mine speculate that Crimson Dragon, in a mask, is David Flair. Dragon hits Styles with a superkick, then twisted Jorge and Styles into a STF/Dragon Sleeper combo. Double Team dropkick/powerbomb thing on Dragon. Styles and Jorge went for pins, but broke em up. Recapping an X Division match is hard, man. Stunner by Dragon on Styles for two. Estrada hit a Tiger Driver on Styles for a two count. Dragon kicks Estrada to the floor, then caught Styles with a superkick off the top rope. OK...I doubt it is David Flair. All three men on the outside. Dragon blows an Asai moonsault, and smacks his face. Estrada hit a bulldog on Styles, and rolls him in for a two count. Estrada and Styles clotheslined each other, and Dragon hit both with a double Alabama Jam for a two count. Definitely not Flair. Both the Estrada and Styles tries top rope moves...but Dragon foils it. Dragon to the top for a hurricanrana on Styles....blocked into the Styles Clash from the top.
Winner and new number one contender to the X Title: AJ Styles
Goldy is with America's Most Wanted. They want REVENGE on the New Church. Storm still sounds like a moron.
Video Montage about the New Church/AMW saga. They are getting better with these vignettes to be sure.
Slash & Brian Lee vs. America's Most Wanted for the NWA World Tag Team Championship
A camera man is down to start. Oh boy. After the New Church beats him down for like 5 minutes...Storm is finally in. HOUSE OF FIRE!!! He cleaned house, until he was given a double headbutt. Storm shakes it off, hitting a tornado reverse DDT on Slash, but Lee cut him off. Slash set on the top, but Slash stops Harris from going. Slash went for a superplex on Harris, but Storm breaks THAT up and they all wipe out. Pier 6'er with superkicks and spears for all. The Spike is in....but Storm, of all guys picks it up and hit Lee with it. DQ, and the bell. AMW beats down a now bloody New Church....Storm hits his finisher on Belladonna. They go after Mitchell, but security is here to take the lumps as the heels retreat.
Winners and still World Tag Team Champs: Slash and Brian Lee
A video package on the Amazing Red was shown. Then, Tenay is with Amazing Red...who proceeds to stumble through an interview. He looked like he was gonna shit his pants. He trained with Mikey Whipwreck and admires the Lightweights. Duh. It is an honor to be in the ring with Jerry Lynn...and an even bigger honor to be competing for the X Title.
Goldylocks interviewed Jerry Lynn, who reiterates what Red just said. He admires Red cause he is small, and has made it nonetheless.
Jerry Lynn vs The Amazing Red for the NWATNA X Division Championship.
Another X Division match. Get out my pad and paper...They started out fast, reversals galore. Lynn put Red in a surfboard. Red tried for a somersault off the apron, but Jerry caught him. Gutbuster on Red for a two count Red walked up Lynn's back with kicks, then hit a running somersault to the floor. NICE. Red rolled Lynn back in for a two. Red hit his sunset flip style powerbomb for a two. Again...NICE. Red is really on now. Lynn reverses a top rope rana into a two. Red tried to float over a powerbomb, but Lynn reversed it back into a his own for a two. Red blocked a powerbomb out of the corner and turned it into a rana for a two count. Lynn crotches Red as he went to the top (lots of genital abuse this week) and hits his finisher off the second rope. Red was 20 years old.
Winner and still X Champion: Jerry F'n Lynn
Lynn shakes Red's hand at the end. The X Division looks to be going the way of Ring of Honor...which is not a bad thing.
Don West shills next week's show....Curt Hennig & Syxx Pac vs. Slash & Brian Lee for the NWA World Tag Team Titles...Jerry Lynn vs. AJ Styles for the X-Division Title...AGAIN...Brian Lawler vs. Bruce.
The Main Event is here and a video montage is shown chronically both men ascent to tonight's collision.
Jarrett comes to the ring...followed by the NWA World Champ, Ron Killings...rapping all the way. Nashville can kiss his ass. THEN...they do the intro.
Ron Killings vs. Jeff Jarrett for the NWA World Heavyweight Championship
At this point...my cable goes out....for like a minute. I am not so pissed....except I have cable Internet. My POS computer doesn't seem to wanna find the signal so I can email Wids with this report. Mother f'er. While messing with this thing, Jarrett hit the Stroke, but Killings kicks out at two. They went to the floor, and Killings tosses Jarrett into the post. Jarrett was with color, and the two brawls into the crowd. Killings splashes Jarrett through a table, diving to the upper deck. Back in the ring, ref bump via Killings forearm. Both men are down and struggling as Mr. Wrestling III is here. He has a guitar. Oh who will he hit? My money is on Killings.....bingo. Ref recovers, sweeps away guitar debris and makes the count on Killings.
Winner and new NWA World Heavyweight Champion: Jeff Jarrett
Mr. Wrestling III is back in the ring applauding....and unmasked. Holy fuck....Vince Russo.
Mike Tenay says shit, and Jarrett sells it like he was unaware, as NWATNA swerves the Internet and the show ends....
