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411’s WWE Smackdown Report 3.28.14

March 28, 2014 | Posted by Larry Csonka

Welcome to 411’s WWE Smackdown Report 3.28.14

  • Match times are not exact.
  • Big Dave Batista kicks off this week’s show. He noted that ever since the day that he left WWE, the fans begged him to come back to the company. And now, he is back and they boo him while supporting someone like Daniel Bryan. He considers that a slap in the face, and says that whether you boo or cheer him, he will win the title at WrestleMania. He also added that Stephanie hits harder than any of his potential opponents.

    Triple H then came out and told Batista to leave his wife out of this. Batista asked him why, especially since she was the reason that Triple H was the COO, and now wearing a suit for a living. Triple H brought up that this was the reality era, and that it only matters that he has power, not how he got it. Hunter asked why Batista was trying so hard to make this all personal, and Batista said that it was Triple H that made this personal by living off of past glory. Batista then reminded him in all of that past glory is the fact that he defeated Hunter every time they wrestled. Triple H accused Batista of being soft since his return and was wondering where the real animal was. Triple H then offered to help Batista find that animal, when he faced someone that reminds him of the hungry Batista, Sheamus.

    The Shield (Rollins and Ambrose) w/Reigns vs. 3MB (Mahal and McIntyre) w/Slater

    Rollins and Mahal to begin. Lock up, go behind by Rollins. Mahal escapes, works the arm, Rollins rolls out and kips up, and then gets a waist lock. Off the ropes and a dropkick by Rollins. Suplex by Rollins, rolls into another and then tags Ambrose and hits a third as Ambrose drops an elbow drop and cove4s for 2. Another elbow drop and then lays the boots to Mahal. Tag back to Rollins, they double-team Mahal in the corner. Mahal battles back against Rollins, tag to McIntyre and rights to Rollins, followed by a suplex. Rollins counters a suplex, rolls into a tag to Ambrose. He cleans house, mounted punches to McIntyre, off the ropes and a knee to the gut by Ambrose. Jabs follow, and then a dropkick. Mahal in and gets tossed to the floor. Plancha by Rollins, jawbreaker lariat by Ambrose followed by the implant bulldog (dirty deeds) for the win.

    OFFICIAL RESULT

  • : The Shield @ 3:00 via pin

  • Kane and the Corporate Outlaws came out to the stage. Kane said what the Shield just did to 3MB is whet he and the Outlaws will do to the Shield at WrestleMania. And they will do so without ambushing their opponents. He then made another match for them with Curtis Axel and Ryback.

    The Shield (Rollins and Ambrose) w/Reigns vs. Curtis Axel and Ryback

    JIP as Ryback hits a back elbow on Ambrose. Tag to Axel, but Ambrose takes back control and ties up the legs while trying to rip off Axel’s nose. Ambrose sent to the apron, takes out Ryback, but Axel clothesline shim to the floor. Axel slams him to the apron, follows with rights and then tosses him back into the ring. A knee by Ryback off the tag, and then a slam. Ryback with a splash off the second rope and then one by Axel gets 2. They double-team Ambrose in the corner, Ryback tags in and covers for 2. Ryback looks for the stalling suplex, but Ambrose counters that into a DDT. Both men are down, Rollins gets the tag as does Axel. Rollins runs wild, blockbuster to Axel after sending Ryback to the floor. Corner forearm by Rollins, boot to the face and to the apron. Enziguri to Axel, kick to Ryback’s face. Ambrose attacks Ryback, as Rollins sends Axel to the floor. Big plancha by Rollins onto Axel. Back in, Axel catches Rollins off the ropes, perfectplex countered, curb stomp connects for Rollins and that is all.

    OFFICIAL RESULT

  • : The Shield @ 4:00 via pin

  • Following the match, Kane and the Outlaws were still watching on. Rollins hit a dive into Ryback. Ryback got tossed back into the ring, and then fell victim to the Superman punch by Reigns and the SHIELD BOMB. Believe in the Shield.

    Sin Cara vs. Damien Sandow

    Jobber entrance for Sandow. Lock up to begin, a knee by Sandow and he tosses Cara to the corner. A clothesline follows, and then hits a snap suplex for 2. Clubbing shots by Sandow, and then the chinlock. Cara fights to his feet, to the corner, and a clothesline by Sandow. To the opposite corner, Sandow misses a corner charge, a roll up by Cara and that is all. Yup.

    OFFICIAL RESULT: Sin Cara @ 1:00 via pin

  • Renee Young interviewed Big Show backstage. He said what the Wyatt family did to Cena on Raw was twisted, and the things that they do make you question yourself, because some of what he says makes sense. But that is all part of his plan, and tonight, he Wyatt will have a giant problem on his hands.

  • We see highlights of Fandango losing to Cody on Monday.

    Fandango w/Summer Rae vs. Goldust

    No Cody out there with Goldust. Lock up, off the ropes and a shoulder block by Goldust. AN arm drag follows, to the corner, reversal and Goldust hits hard and falls to the mat, cover for 2 by Fandango. Side headlock takedown by Fandango, but Goldust fights to his feet, knee by Fandango and he slams Goldust to the mat. Rights by Fandango, and back to the headlock. Goldust counters with the belly to back suplex, both men are down. They get to their feet, clotheslines by Goldust, off the ropes and the uppercut by Goldust follows. AN atomic drop and then boot to the face connects. Mounted rights by Goldust, Fandango then runs into the snap slam for 2. Fandango to the floor, Goldust follows with rights. Summer distracts Goldust, but he then tosses Fandango back in. She distracts him again allowing Fandango to kick Goldust in the face as he gets back in the ring, and Fandango covers for the pin.

    OFFICIAL RESULT: Fandango @ 3:00 via pin

    Sheamus vs. Batista

    Lock up to begin, to the corner, and the ref breaks it up. Side headlock by Batista, off the ropes and a shoulder block by Sheamus. Some early stalling by Batista, to the floor. Sheamus chases, to the floor, and as they get back in Batista lays in the boots to take control. Shoulder blocks in the corner by Batista, and the ref has to back him off. Sheamus fires back with rights, but Batista sends Sheamus to the corner and then hits a short-armed clothesline. We see Triple H watching on backstage. Rights by Sheamus, off the ropes and a boot by Batista. A knee by Batista follows, to the corner and a clothesline connects for Batista. He chokes out Sheamus in the ropes, but Sheamus back with a boot. Sheamus charges, but Batista gets the spinebuster. Batista flexes and shakes them ropes. Sheamus back with a clothesline, he fires up and gets the double axe handle smash. Shoulder block in the corner and the high knee follows. Clubbing shots in the ropes stopped by Batista, but Sheamus fights back and connects with the shots. Powerslam by Sheamus, and he sets for the Brogue kick. Batista bails before Sheamus can hit the brogue kick, grabs a chair as Sheamus follows him to the floor and attacks Sheamus with it and that is a DQ.

    OFFICIAL RESULT: Sheamus via @ 5:30 via DQ

  • Post match, Batista continued the attack and tossed Sheamus around ringside and beating him down with a chair.. We saw Triple H watching on as Batista tossed Sheamus back into the ring and hit the Batista bomb. Batista grabbed the mic and asked if Triple H was happy, and added again that he would win the title at WrestleMania 30.
  • We get a video recap of the Cena vs. Harper match from Raw, along with the post match angle. We then get words from the Wyatt family, with Bray looking at ad talking to the sheep mask. He explained if you wear a mask for too long, you start to hide behind it, and then it becomes you. Wyatt said that he had broken Cena, and tonight he slays a giant. Follow the buzzards.

  • Vickie Guerrero is out on commentary.

    The Bellas (Nikki and Brie) vs. AJ and Tamina

    AJ and Brie to begin. Boot by Brie, a takedown follows and a cover for 2 by Brie. Tag to Nikki, kicks by Nikki and then a kick off the ropes and a cover for 2. Side headlock by Nikki, off the ropes, Tamina tagged in and catches Nikki with the Samoan drop. AJ wants the tag, Tamina tags in and covers Nikki for 2. Sleeper by AJ, tag to Tamina and she hits a clothesline on Nikki and beats her down. To the second ropes and Tamina misses the splash. Tag to Brie, clotheslines to Tamina and then the dropkick. A knee follows, Tamina down and then Tamina counters the charging knee, but Brie then hits the second chance. Dropkick off the ropes by Brie and Tamina to the floor. Tamina fires back as AJ yells at her and Tamina shoves her down. She tags AJ in and shoved her down. Brie with the X-Factor and that is all.

    OFFICIAL RESULT: The Bellas @ 3:00 via

  • We see video of Santino and Emma on a date at a restaurant. Emma was having a great time, noting that Santino was the best friend with benefits. But she meant that they were friends and that the flowers and wine were the benefits. Santino wanted to look into her eyes, so of course she thought that they were having a staring contest. Eventually Santino spit wine onto her and threw up off camera. Vince McMahon knows romance.

  • Highlights of the Shield beating down the Real Americans on Raw.

    Jack Swagger W/Colter and Cesaro vs. Jey Uso w/Jimmy Uso

    The bell rings and Swagger takes Uso to the corner and delivers knee strikes. Off the ropes, and Uso then tosses Swagger to the floor. Off the ropes and a plancha by Uso connects. Back into the ring, Uso up top and off with the cross body and cover for 2. Sidekick to the gut by Uso, and then hits a leg lariat off the ropes. Chops in the corner from Uso, a whip, countered and Uso with the corkscrew moonsault to Swagger for 2. Uso looks to charge, but Swagger cuts him off with a chop block, and then gets the ankle lock and Uso taps.

    OFFICIAL RESULT: Jack Swagger @ 2:00 via submission

  • Cole and JBL hype the WWE video game and the WrestleMania mode.
  • We see highlights of the Undertaker vs. Brock Lesnar confrontation from Raw.

    Mark Henry vs. The Miz

    As Henry pointed to the WM sign (DRINK) Miz attacks. Miz on the attack, but Henry had enough of that and slammed him to the corners, and then looked for a slam. Counter b Miz, he takes out the knee and tries to beat Henry down. Basement dropkick to Henry follows, and Miz works over the knee with elbow and knee strikes. A kick to the face by Miz follows and a cover gets 2. Miz continues to work the knee, Henry kicks him away and then kicks Miz in the face as he charged him. Clotheslines by Henry, and then a powerslam on Miz connects. JYD head butts by Henry, and then misses the corner Vader splash. Miz tries for the figure four, but gets kicked away. Henry to his feet, and Miz rushes him and tosses him over the top rope. Henry then pulls Miz to the floor and tosses Miz into the steps. He tosses him to the barricade and then tosses him back into the ring. World’s strongest slam, and that is all she wrote.

    OFFICIAL RESULT: Mark Henry @ 3:00 via pin

  • We see the Razor Ramon hall of fame video.

    Big Show vs. Bray Wyatt w/Harper and Rowan

    Here we go with out main event of the evening. Lock up and Show tosses Wyatt back to the corner. Wyatt laughs it off and Wyatt attacks with body shots. Show tosses him over the ropes and to the floor. Rowan and Harper check on him as the ref counts. Wyatt again laughs at this and enters the ring again. Wyatt shoves Show and says SHOW ME. Show unloads with punches in the corner and then the big chops. Head butts by Show follow, and then looks for the chokeslam, but Wyatt escapes. He then runs into a bog boot from Show, but then Show misses an elbow drop. Kicks by Wyatt now, and then rights to keep Show down. Elbow drops by Wyatt, running backsplash follows and Wyatt covers for 2. Wyatt does his upside down thing in the corner, and then the wacky upside down walk. He charges, clotheslines by Show connect. Show misses a charge, Wyatt then gets a corner splash and then counters a boot by Show and hits the big charging cross body off the ropes. Rowan distracts the ref, Harper nails Show and Wyatt connects with sister Abigail for the victory.

    OFFICIAL RESULT: Bray Wyatt @ 4:00 via pin

  • The Wyatt Family poses over a fallen Big Show to conclude the show.
  • End scene.
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