411’s WWE Smackdown Report 5.30.14

Welcome to 411’s WWE Smackdown Report 5.30.14

Match times are not exact.

The Shield make their way to the ring to kick off the show. Rollins says that what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. In the case of the Shield, they are stronger, angrier hungrier and focused than ever after what happened on Raw. We see video footage from Raw. Ambrose says that the footage makes Evolution happy. But they should know who they are dealing with. They don’t care, because they will keep coming. Sunday is no holds barred, elimination rules, and Evolution will see how far they will go and how far they will sink to win. But how crazy is Evolution willing to get. Rollins says the match at Payback, when he pins Randy Orton, he’ll have to take a walk. And if Orton can’t walk, there will be a stretcher for him. Maybe then they eliminate Batista next, leaving it 3 on 1, with Triple H being left all by himself, circled by the hounds of justice. If that is the case, they will take their time and finish the job by eliminating Triple H. The end of Evolution will be extinction. Reigns says that he ate the triple powerbomb Monday, which was a big mistake for Evolution. They will torture Evolution at Payback and destroy every announce table available. They will win again, believe that, and believe in the Shield.

They hype the champion vs. champion match with a video package for the IC Title.

Kofi, in a pre-match interview, noted that he beat Cesaro for the US title last year and that tonight he starts his road back to success. If the jobber entrance was part of the plan, he’s off to a good start.

Cesaro w/Paul Heyman vs. Kofi Kingston
Cesaro with am immediate takedown. Kofi to his feet, some counters and a shoulder block by Cesaro. Kofi tries to use his speed, but the power of Cesaro is too much a she blocks an arm drag and gives Kofi a back breaker. Uppercuts follow for Cesaro, and then a press slam and double stomp. Forearms by Cesaro follow, but Kofi back with a dropkick off the second rope. Kofi connects with another kick to Cesaro, and then springboards in with the clothesline and covers Cesaro for 2. Off the ropes and Kofi escapes a tilt a whirl into a roll up for 2. Another boot by Kofi, goes for the high cross but eats an uppercut for lunch and that is all. Cesaro destroys.

OFFICIAL RESULT

: Cesaro @ 3:00 via pin

Post match, Cesaro gives Kofi the neutralizer, because he can.

Renee is with Bad News Barrett. He says his title is not in any jeopardy at the Payback PPV. He is fighting RVD, and all RVD has is that pathetic hand gesture and the desperate attempt to hang on to his past. Tonight he will make a point that the English are better than the Irish when he beats Sheamus. Sheamus will learn a lesson tonight.

Non-Title Match: Paige © vs. Tamina
Lock up to begin, Tamina uses her power, to the corner but forearms from Paige. Alicia Fox makes her way to the ring, she distracts Paige and Tamina hits a clothesline. Fox has her phone and is taking photos; sunset flip by Paige gets 2. Rights by Tamina, as Fox poses with the Divas Title. Paige gets distracted, and a superkick by Tamina connects. Tamina covers for 2. Fox poses on the announcer’s table as Tamina beats down Paige in the ropes. Tamina misses a charge, back elbows by Paige. Short-armed clotheslines follow, and then a basement dropkick. Knees by Paige, who yells at Fox, Tamina tries to hit a Samoan drop, but Paige hits the Paige turner and then applies the scorpion cross lock and that is all.

OFFICIAL RESULT

: Paige @ 3:00 via submission

Fox lays the belt on the ramp and mocks Paige a bit more as she leaves.

Renee Young is with Sheamus. Sheamus says that he and Cesaro goes back to two weeks ago when Cesaro refused to shake his hand. And Cesaro made it worse, because he made it personal. Renee asks about his match with Barrett tonight. Sheamus says he wasn’t a great student, but knows about physics. When he brogue kicks Barrett, Barrett’s teeth will go down his throat. They will fight tonight, and that is good news.

We get a Bo Dallas video package.

Bo Dallas says he is undefeated, 2-0, thanks to he BO-LIEVERS. Your dreams can and will come true if you BO-LIEVE!

Xavier Woods vs. Bo Dallas
Lock up, and arm drags by Dallas to begin. He celebrates a bit, and offers a handshake to Woods. Lock up, off the ropes and a dropkick by Woods. Dallas then sends Woods to the floor, follows and tosses Woods back in. Belly to back suplex follows, and then the series of knee drops follow. Dallas locks in a cravat, Woods escapes and hits some forearms. Spin kick follows, off the ropes and a dropkick to Dallas. Woods with a rolling clothesline for 2. Woods to the apron, boot to Dallas, up top and eats a dropkick as he flies in with the cross body. Run up the ropes Bo-Dog and that is all.

OFFICIAL RESULT: Bo Dallas @ 3:00 via pin

After the match, 3-0 Bo Dallas celebrates. He then thanks his fans, and says tonight they are all winners, because they BO-LIEVE. He then gives Woods a hug. What a sportsman.

Highlights from Monday’s Wyatt/Lawler/Cena segment.

El Torito w/Matadores vs. Jinder Mahal w/Slater, Hornswoggle and McIntyre
Torito has a set of Brutus Beefcake hedge trimmers and a bandage on his ass, because his tail is missing. Torito chases where his tail used to be, and then dropkicks Mahal in the knee. Mahal chases him around, and then misses a springboard. Mahal grabs him by the horn and hits an atomic drop. The goofs argue at ringside and brawl. Torito hits a sunset flip bomb off the ropes and then a moonsault and that is all.

OFFICIAL RESULT: El Torito @ 2:00 via pin

Hornswoggle sneaks in the ring and goes face to face with Torito. The Matadores keep him in the ring and Torito has his shears. Hornswoggle escapes.

They hype the champion vs. champion match with a video package for the US Title.

Paul Heyman has joined the commentary team.

Non-Title Champion vs. Champion Match: US Champion Sheamus vs. IC Champion Bad News Barrett
Lock up, to the corner, they battle around and off the ropes. Sheamus with a shoulder block and takes down Barrett. Barrett back with rights, to the corner and a boot by Sheamus. CLUBBERIN by Sheamus, back elbow by Barrett and a whip to the corner. Sheamus pops out and clotheslines Barrett. Knee drop by Sheamus. To the corner, Sheamus looks to suplex Barrett into the ring, but Barrett counters, to the mat and a suplex to Sheamus. Barrett sends Sheamus to the floor, and then connects with the Cactus elbow drop to the floor. Back into the ring, and a cover by Barrett for 2. Sheamus fights back, tosses Barrett down and then whips Barrett to the corner and follows with a Finlay roll. He then clotheslines Barrett to the floor. Sheamus stares down Heyman, and then to the apron. Diving shoulder block connects to Barrett. Barrett then avoids being tossed to the steps, kicks them into Sheamus’ knees and then levels him with a clothesline…

~COMMERCIAL BREAK~
Back from commercial as Barrett works a side headlock. Sheamus tries to work to his feet, he does, off the ropes and a double sedge to Barrett. Another, shoulder block in the corner and then the running knee. Sheamus charges in, but Barrett hits a knee to the face and then a boot to the head. Barrett covers for 2. Sheamus fights back with the Irish curse back breaker and that gets 2. Barrett to the apron, Sheamus follows and hits the clubbing shots to the chest. Sheamus pulls Barrett in, but Barrett slips away, avoids a brogue kick and hits the winds of change for a close 2. Barrett looks for wasteland, but Sheamus escapes and hits the brogue kick. That’s all.

OFFICIAL RESULT: Sheamus @ 11:00 via pin

Sheamus goes face to face with Heyman post match. Heyman begs off, and Sheamus eventually lets him go.

Renee Young is with the Usos. They discuss their loss on main event, and Jey’s ribs are wrapped up. It won’t be the first time they take a beating or the last, but they get back up each and every time. Jimmy then discusses his match with Bray Wyatt, noting that he will show Wyatt what family is all about.

Big E vs. Titus O’Neil
They faced several weeks back, where Titus got DQ’d for kicking too much ass. Big E came out waving the American flag. Before the bell, Lana came out to strut her stuff. She put over the Russian flag and told the fans to stop their USA chants. Rusev then came out and waved the Russian flag. With Big E distracted, Titus attacked before the bell. Titus beats down Big E in the corner, and hit a corner splash. Titus missed a charge, and Big E connects with the belly to belly. Running splash by Big E, straps are down, big ending, and that is all.

OFFICIAL RESULT: Big E @ 1:00 via pin

Post match, Big E and Rusev played “mine’s bigger than yours is” and waved their flags at each other.

Highlights of Rose’s debut on Raw, and the incident with Swagger kidnapping the lemon.

Adam Rose vs. Jack Swagger w/Zeb Colter
Swagger seems confused with Rose, hey stare down and Rose dances around the ring. Rose offers Swagger the lollipop, who gets pissed and tries a single leg, but misses. GO behind by Swagger, takes Rose to the mat. Rose to his feet and then to the corner. Back elbows by Rose and Swagger then misses a clothesline and Rose jumps into his arms. Swagger did not appreciate hits, so he bails to the floor. Swagger and Colter converse, Swagger back in and Rose to the floor to annoy Colter. Swagger follows, but Rose back into the ring. Back in, Rose gets a wacky cover with his balls in Swagger‘s face and that’s enough for the win.

OFFICIAL RESULT: Adam Rose @ 3:00 via pin

Swagger is shocked as Colter throws a fit.

We get highlights of Stephanie McMahon’s ultimatum to Daniel Bryan from Raw.

The Wyatts appear in the ring.

Last Man Standing Match: Jimmy Uso w/Jey vs. Bray Wyatt w/Harper and Rowan
Wyatt attacks with head butts and rights to begin. To the corner and chops by Wyatt. He tosses Uso to the mat and the ref counts. Uso to his feet, but Wyatt levels him with a shoulder block. Rights by Wyatt, but a leg lariat by Uso drops Wyatt. Uso sends Wyatt to the floor, and then hits a big dive! The ref counts on Wyatt, who slowly makes his way to his feet and laughs…

~COMMERCIAL BREAK~
Back from the commercial break as Wyatt hits a corner splash. He poses in the corner as the ref counts on Uso. Uso tries to fight back, but Wyatt beats him down in the corner and then hits a suplex. Uso makes it to his feet, they trade rights and Wyatt lays in a heads butt. Off the ropes and Wyatt runs into a Samoan drop and both men are down. They make it to their feet, a boot by Uso and then rights follow. Wyatt charges, and Uso low bridges him and sends him to the floor. Uso then runs along the barricade, leaps over Wyatt and then hits a superkick. The ref counts, Wyatt to his feet and Uso tosses him into the ring. Wyatt level shim with the charging cross body, and then does his wacky upside down walk. Uso makes it to his feet by 8, Wyatt attacks with body shots in the corner. Elbows by Wyatt, sets Uso up top and head butts Uso. Wyatt heads up with Uso, superplex try blocked. Uso fights off Bray, and head butts him to the mat. Uso then hits the top rope splash! Uso to his feet as the ref counts, Wyatt to his feet at 8 and then tosses Uso to the floor. He follows and levels Uso with a Vader like charge. Wyatt tries a piledriver, countered and an Enziguri by Uso follows. The ref counts, and Uso then connects with the Samoan clambake. The ref counts again on Wyatt, who gets to his feet at 9. Harper and Rowan attack Jey Uso now, and Jimmy tries to make the save and kicks Wyatt down. Wyatt down by the steps, Uso charges and Wyatt moves, and Uso crashes into the steps. Sister Abigail on the floor. Jimmy cannot answer the count.

OFFICIAL RESULT: Bray Wyatt @ 12:00

Bray Wyatt celebrates his victory.

End scene.

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