411's OVW TV Report 3.25.06

Posted by Steve Sullivan on 03.27.2006

4 Men..2 Titles....Double Jeopardy...1 Former TNA Star...New Tag Champs...Women Pulling Off X Division Moves...What else do you want?

We're greeted as always by Osama!

Osama: Welcome to the Spanish Version of OVW TV! My name is Osammmmmmmmma RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRodriguez Aljandro! Aka Big Lado. And amigos, we've got breaking news haha! This past weekend at an OVW Live Event, we got new tag team champions! Deuce and Domino, the Untochables won the OVW Southern Tag Team Titles! Tonight, they must defend the titles against The Highlanders and tonight is the night for the double jeopardy match! Double Jeordardy, like the game show! *Hums the Jeopardy Theme* I don't like that show, because the host, Alex Trebek wouldn't donate to the Lado Campaign! He's cheap! Tonight, Double Jeopardy, 4 men, 2 titles at the line, all 4 men are legal at the same time. The OVW Heavyweight Champion, Brent Albright, the OVW TV Champion Seth Skyfire...Idol Stevens and the fourth man...C....M....Punk! All 4 men. 2 Titles on the line. What's going to happen! Now the match I'm looking forward to, is the OVW Catfight! Beth and Shelley 1-on-1! They are going to tear each other apart and I'm looking forward to it. And now, let me introduce to you the Special Guest Referee.....TRINITY! Haha! I hear you are one tough chica!

Trinity: Yeah that's right and I can't wait to compete here in OVW. But tonight, I get to assert myself as referee. And as for Beth and Shelley, they can do whatever they want. I'm going to give them the freedom to settle their score. But one of them steps in my face, they're going to learn the hard way. Because I will step down with anyone!

Osama: Anyone? Haha! That's what I'm talkin about! I like a woman who takes charge! And takes cash too! How about you and me after the show? *Hands her some money, she takes it and stuffs it in her bra and walks away*

Osama: Vote for Lado! Haha!

"Let the bodies hit the floor!"


Ken Doane w/ The Spirit Squad vs. Kasey James w/ Elijah Burke & Roadkill


James is in and Doane starts stomping him. James gets Doane in the corner and nails punch after punch in the corner. James with the Irish Whip. Big back drop by james. Doane with a knee to the gut catches James by surprise and Doane slams James head into the turnbuckle. Doane holds a finger up to his mouth ala The Big Show. Goes for the chop and misses. James ducks under and reverses and slaps Doane across the chest! Whooo! And another! James with some closed fist punches. Measures him and drills him. Covers and gets 2! James with the Irish Whip reversed by Doane. Doane slams James into the turnbuckle. Doane off the roeps and stomps his head. Doane with several kicks. James fights back with a boot to the gut and a fist. Sends Doane for the ride. Reversed by Doane. Doane catches him with a clotheline. Doane with the cover only gets 2! Doane with james by the head. Sets him up and nails a vertical suplex. Covers again and gets 2! Doane with a headlock in the center of the ring now. James lays down on the mat. Now fighting his way up to his feet. Elbows to the gut. James to the ropes runs right into a dropkick by Doane. 1...2..No! Kicks out.

Doane with some clubbing blows and a scoop slam on James. Doane to the ropes. Does a little cheer and lands an elbow drop on James. Covers and gets 2. Doane with James in the corner. James fights back with a headbutt but Doane is too much. Doane chokes James in the corner. Cover and gets 2 again. Doane with another headlock now. James up to his feet again. Elbow to the gut. Doane with an Irish Whip. James stops himself in the corner. Doane charges and catches an elbow from James. James charges at Doane, ducks a clotheline. James with a boot to the gut and a big fist to the face of Doane. And another. James sends Doane for the ride and BIG backdrop by James. James mounts Doane and lands a series of fists. James with Doane to the ropes. Reversed by Doane. James ducks a clothline. James grabs Doane and BIG SPIKE DDT BY JAMES! HE PLANTED HIM! NEMETH ON THE ROPES! He's distracting the refs. James has Doane pinned. Here comes Roadkill and Burke to tangle with The Spirit Squad! James is calling for Sweet Chin Music! Nick Mitchell from behind with the cardboard megaphone drills James in the back. Doane grabs James and lands a big Samoan Drop! Doane covers 1..2..3!

Winner- Ken Doane


James has hit boot off in the ring! Roadkill and Burke are beating the hell out of The Spirit Squad. James nails a couple of them with his boot! Roadkill beats Mitchell with his megaphone!


It's Miz TV!

Miz: It's The Miz! You're watching Miz TV! Hoorah! But check it out Mizfits. My opponent tonight. Is Gene Snitsky. This guy's like 9 feet tall. This dude's 700 pounds. He's huge! I've never been up against anyone like this guy. I mean, I never wanted to be up against anyone his size. But I guess I'm going to leave it all the ring. That's what being The Miz is all about. It's being real. And doing what I have to do when I have to do it. So tonight, Gene Snitsky, you can be good or you can be bad, but there's nothing like being The Miz. Hoorah!


The Miz vs. Gene Snitsky


Miz runs into the ring and is immediatly met by a series of stomps from Snitsky. Snitsky with miz in the corner and kicks him over and over again. Snitsky with The Irish Whip. Miz comes off. Snitsky lifts him and sidewalk slam on the Miz. Snitsky with a scoop slam on Miz. Elbow drop by Snitsky. Snitsky off the ropes and another elbow across the chest of Miz. Snitsky sends Miz for the ride. Miz ducks a clotheline. Comes off the ropes and jumps into the arms of Snitsky. Miz with a series of punches to the temple of Snitsky. Snitsky just slams him down. Covers and gets 2! Snitsky with a headlock. Crowd chanting "It's Your Fault!". Miz to his feet. Punches to the gut of Snitsky. Miz with some punches to the head of Snitsky. Miz slides under Snitsky. Miz leaps up and jumps into the arms of Snitsky again. Snitsky catches him and runs Miz into the turnbuckle. Snitsky charges. Miz moves. Miz with several punches but Snitsky just shoves him off. Miz back up and tries to punch him some more. Snitsky shoves him off again. Miz runs to the ropes and runs right into a huge lariat from Snitsky that takes his head off! Snitsky regroups and smiles. Snitsky with The Miz. Lifts him up. Miz fights and revereses out of it! HE'S GOING FOR THE MIZZARD OF OZ! HE CAN'T LIFT SNITSKY! SNITSKY LIFTS HIM BACK UP OVER HIS SHOULDER! SNITSKY WALKS AROUND THE RING WITH MIZ! SPINS HIM AROUND! DDT BY MIZ OUT OF NOWHERE! COVER! 1..2..3!

Winner- The Miz

We're in the back with The Untouchables.

Dice: Hey Deuce check it out. How 'bout this new belt buckle huh. It this thing unbeliveable? OH!

Deuce: Fantastic!

Dice: OH!

Deuce: Phenomenal!

Dice: OH! The best thing about having these on. The chicks! The freakin' chicks!

Deuce: I love pickin up chicks! I mean..uh...*Cherry approaches him* You're the only chick for me Cherry.

Dice: That's my sister Cherry man. Girlfriend?

Deuce: You think I don't know that greasebag.

Dice: Who you callin greasebag? *shoves him*

Deuce: You touchin my jacket for? *shoves him*

Cherry: GUYS! The Highlanders said they want to cheat with me?

Deuce goes crazy.

Dice: Let's give em what they want huh? I tell you what. Sheephearders, tonight, Domino, Deuce, and Cherry, the new champs The Untouchables. We're out to get ya! You know what I'm sayin!

Deuce: Cmon it's my turn. Who wants to get popped in the mouth. You want a turn?

Deuce goes crazy a little more and we go to break.

We come back and we're in the lockeroom with Osama and Idol Stevens!

Osama: Hola! Ladies and gentlemen! Tonight is going to be Double Jeopardy! 4 Men! 2 Titles! And I'm standing here with one of the competitors. You got a chance to reclaim gold!

Stevens: Tonight I win back my OVW TV Title. Seth Skyfire is good enough to beat anyone on any night. But he's not good enough to beat me. Not again. Not tonight. As far as the OVW Champion Brent Albright is concerned. There are no alliances tonight. If I see an opportunity to jump on you for your title...I'm going to do it. Just like my Goldilocks is going to jump on that old disgusting sea hag Shelley.

Phoenix: You know what Idol you're right. Tonight, I am going to be dominant over Shelley.

Osama: Ah ha! Me gusta!

Phoenix: Just like I'm confident you're going to walk back here...a champion. And when you do....*They kiss* .....you're going to walk back into an empty lockeroom. Because you and I....are finished. *Walks away*

Stevens: Well I was going to dump you anyway! She read my mind! Tonight I was going to get rid of her! I was going to take my TV Title back tonight and dump her! You understand me? What? Why you lookin at me like that for? You don't think I was? I don't need Shelley, I don't need her. I was going to kick them both out.

Osama: Ok, time for me to go amigo.

Stevens: Yeah it is, I've got 2 titles to worry about.

Osama opens the door and Shelley and Beth are being held back by Trinity. Trinity says their match is next.


Beth Phoenix vs. Shelley Martinez (Special Guest Ref Trinity)


Beth and Shelley both try to get to each other. Trinity holds them both back before the bell. She rings the bell and they attack each other with several punches. Shelley gets Phoenix down on the mat and starts giving her a wedgie on her thong? Phoenix elbows Shelley in the face and she bounces across the ring. Phoenix goes toward Shelley and grabs her legs. Shelley shoves her off with her legs. Phoenix falls to the outside. Phoenix to her feet and OUT OF NOWHERE SHELLEY LEAPS OVER THE TOP ROPE AND LANDS ON BETH PHOENIX! Shelley landing punch after punch. Phoenix is up and slams Shelley's head down to the mat. Trinity to the outside. They run around the ring. Phoenix hides behind Trinity. Shelley is running and Phoenix jumps out with a big clotheline on the outside. Phoenix stomping on Shelley and shoves her back into the ring. Phoenix drives Shelley's face into the mat again. She mounts her and starts punching her. Shelley rolls her over and starts punching her. Phoenix shoves her off. They trade blows. Shelley gets some more fists. Shelley puts Phoenix in the corner and delivers a big forearm. Shelley screams at Beth. Another forearm. And another. A series of forearms and Trinity breaks them up. Shelley goes back toward Phoenix but runs right into a spear from Beth Phoenix! Phoenix grabs her by the hair and puts her into a headlock and starts punching her. Trinity pulls her off. Phoenix looks pissed. PHOENIX SHOVES TRINITY IN THE FACE! TRINITY IS PISSED! CLOTHELINE FROM TRINITY! TRINITY IS IN PHOENIX'S FACE ON THE MAT! PHOENIX'S EYES ARE BULGING! Here comes Shelley and she starts landing punch after punch. Phoenix rolls through and LIFTS SHELLEY UP AND STANDS ON HER FEET! OH MY GOD! CRADLE SHOT ALA CHRIS SABIN! SHE NAILED IT! Trinity reluctantly counts 1..2........3. Phoenix smiels at Trinity.

Winner- Beth Phoenix

Trinity calls for help. Phoenix is trying to get to Shelley but Trinity is telling her to stay back. Phoenix tries to stomp but Trinity knocks her foot away. Phoenix pulls Trinity up by the hair and shoves her into the bottom turnbuckle! Trinity runs toward Phoenix! Spear by Phoenix! She gets on top of Trinity and starts punching her over and over again! The refs are here to break them up. 3 Refs are holding Phoenix back. Trinity is up. SHE RUNS TO THE TOP ROPE! FLYING BODY PRESS TAKES OUT BETH AND THE REFS ON THE OUTSIDE! TRINITY IS ON TOP OF BETH AND LANDS A SERIES OF PUNCHES! THE REFS STRUGGLE TO BREAK THEM UP!

Al Snow: God I love OVW!

The Untouchables (Deuce Shade and Dice Domino w/ Cherry) -c- vs. The Highlanders (Rory and Willy McCallister) (OVW Southern Tag Team Championship)

I finally got their names. Now if only I knew which was which. Big kick by Deuce to a Highlander and a quick tag to Dice. Deuce holds him down and Dice starts punching and stomping. Dice sends the Highlander to the ropes. Highlander ducks a clothleline and catches Dice with a boot to the gut! Highlander grabs Dice's head and battering ram into the turnbuckle! Makes the tag to the other Highlander. Shoulder tackle and another by The Highlander. Scoop slam on Dice. Quick cover 1..2..No! Dice lands some punches and makes the tag to Deuce. Snapmare by Dice. Deuce with a kick and a cover gets 2! Deuce with some punches now. He pulls a comb out of his jeans and combs his hair and does a little dance. He walks over and gets a kiss from Cherry. Deuce lifts him up. Apparently that's Rory. Rory reverses out of it and scoop slam by Rory on Deuce. Makes the tag to Willy. Willy lifts up Rory and body slams him on top of Deuce. Willy with the cover gets 2! Sunset flip by Rory gets 2! Dice is in! Willy takes him over the top rope with a clotheline! Willy with Deuce. Sends him for the ride. Willy ducks a clotheline. Blind tag by Rory. Willy ducks a roundhouse kick from Deuce. Deuce turns his back to Rory. Rory turns him around and bites his head! Deuce gets away and now Willy bites his head! Now Rory bites his head again! It's The Bushwackers all over again! Deuce runs at both men. They catch him. Hook his legs and slam him down into the mat! Rory with the cover. Cherry has the ref distracted. Dice has something on the outside. It's a skate! He nails Rory in the head with the skate! Deuce with the cover! 1..2..3!

Winners- The Untouchables


Double Jeopardy Match...4 Men...2 Titles (OVW Heavyweight Title and TV Title On The Line)

Brent Albright -c- vs. Seth Skyfire -c- vs. Idol Stevens vs. C.M. Punk


Idol starts harrassing Skyfire's girlfriend again. Skyfire attacks Idol before the other 2 even get there. Skyfire shoves Idol back into the ring. Bell rings. It's just these two for now. Skyfire sends him to the ropes. Reversed by Idol. Spinning kick by Stevens! Stevens stomping on Skyfire in the corner. Punk's music hits! Punk to the ring and immediatly goes after Stevens. Punches by Punk. Slams his head into the turnbuckle. Several quick fists to the chin of Idol. Stevens with a rake of the eyes. Grabs Punk's head and slams it into the turnbuckle. Albright's music hits! Stevens kicking Punk in the corner. Albright shoves Idol out of the way and starts stomping on Punk. Again and again. Stevens with a quick rollup on Albright! 1..2..No!

Albright and Stevens trash talk. Albright goes back to work on Punk. Stevens goes back to Skyfire. Albright joins Idol and nails Skyfire from behind. Takes Skyfire's head and slams it into the turnbuckle. Albright goes to work on Skyfire. Idol points to Punk. Irish whip by Albright and Idol on Skyfire sends Skyfire right into Punk. Skyfire leaps onto Punk and flips him over his head and across the ring! Stevens and Albright start stomping on Punk. Idol with Punk and a big headbutt. Stevens and Albright send him for the ride. Punk ducks a double clotheline. Double clotheline by Punk! Punk gets on top of Albright. Skyfire on top of Idol and punches for everyone. Punk covers Albright! 1...2...NO! Skyfire breaks it up. Now Skyfire with a pin! 1...2...NO! Punk breaks it up! Skyfire shoves Punk. Stevens from behind rolls up Skyfire but Punk stomps on Stevens at 1 to break it up. Skyfire with Idol and a forearm. Punk with Albright with a knee lift. Stevens sends Skyfire to the outside. Punk sends Albright to the ropes. Albright hooks the ropes. Punk charges at Albright. Runs into a foot but caught it. Short clotheline by Punk takes Albright and Punk over the top rope and onto the outside! Punk held on to the ropes! Punk lifts his legs over the top ropes. Stevens tries to catch him but Punk gets Stevens' head in between his legs! Punk flips Stevens out of the ring with his legs! Now Punk lifts himself over the top rope! Punk jumps over the top rope and takes out both Albright and Stevens! All 4 men down on the outside! Skyfire gets back into the ring. He's going up top! MOONSAULT FROM THE TOP ROPE TAKES OUT ALL 3 MEN!

Skyfire grabs Albright and throws him into the ring. Here's the cover! 1...2...No! Close! Skyfire with a big fist for Albright. Jawbreaker by Skyfire. Skyfire with a hurricarana into a pin! 1...2...No! Skyfire with Albright sends him to the ropes. Matrix style dropkick by Skyfire and a cover gets 2 again. Skyfire to the ropes. Albright out of nowhere nails a running elbow! Albright stomping on Skyfire in the ring. Skyfire with a fist to the gut but Albright clubs him. Hard Irish whip by Albright sends Skyfire to the turnbuckle and onto the mat. Albright celebrates. Albright with another hard Irish Whip on Skyfire. Albright with Skyfire and another Irish Whip. Big back body drop by Albright out of the corner! Albright with a cover 1...2...No!

Albright grabs Skyfire. Skyfire fights out of it. Big fists by Skyfire. Skyfire to the ropes. Ducks a clotheline. Skyfire going for a hurricarana! Albright SLAMS SKYFIRE INTO THE MAT AND LAYS ON HIM! THE PIN! 1...2......NO! STEVENS BREAKS IT UP! STEVENS WITH THE COVER 1...2...NO! Stevens grabs Albright now. Big fist to Albright's head. Irish whip by Idol. Big elbow to Albright. Big knee to Albright's head. Idol drags him to the center of the ring! 1...2...No! Idol sends Albright to the ropes. Reversed by Albright. Idol flips over Albright's back. Big spinning kick by Idol! The cover 1...2...No! Punk back into the ring and breaks it up! Punk with Stevens. Goes for a vertical suplex. Idol flips out of it and shoves Punk to the corner. Punk leaps over a charging Stevens. Punk with a chop chop backchop! Inzuguri takes Stevens to the outside! Albright is up. Grabs him from behind. Punk reverses out of it. Punk rolls up Albright! Skyfire there to break it up! WAIT! PUNK GRABBED SKYFIRE! GERMAN SUPLEX AND IS STILL PINNING ALBRIGHT! HE'S GOT BOTH ALBRIGHT AND SKYFIRE PINNED WITH A NORTHERN LIGHTS! 1....2.....NO! BOTH MEN KICK OUT! WOW!

Punk's eyes are bulging! Punk with Albright! He hooks him up and double arm backbreaker! 1...2...No! Albright kicks out! Skyfire goes for a kick on Punk. Punk catches his leg and lifts him up! POWERBOMB ON SKYFIRE RIGHT ON TOP OF BRENT ALBRIGHT! PUNK COVERS THEM BOTH! 1...2..NO! Idol in to break it up! Idol kicking Punk now. Headbutt by Stevens. Punk with a fist. They trade fists. Punk with a series of forearms! Punk to the ropes. Idol catches the boot. Spins Punk around and double clotheline! They take each other out! Albright and Skyfire to their feet. Skyfire charges. Albright locks in a sleeper on Skyfire! Skyfire out of it and shoves Albright to the ropes! Skyfire with a sleeper! Albright lifts him up for a suplex! Punk from behind shoves Skyfire back in front of Albright. Albright keeps the sleepherhold locked in on Skyfire. Now Punk from behind locks in the sleeper on Albright! A Double Sleeper hold! Here comes Stevens now and HE LOCKS IN A SLEEPERHOLD ON PUNK! A TRIPLE SLEEPER HOLD! DEAN HILLS CALLS IT A SLEEPER TRAIN! OV-DUB! Skyfire grabs Albright and nails a Chinbuster that busts everyone's chins! WOW!

All 4 men down. Skyfire up and charges at Stevens! Stevens catches him with a clotheline! Here comes Punk! Running Inzurguri takes out Idol! Albright is up! Punk charges! Over the head belly to belly suplex by Albright! Albright is up. Skyfire catches him with a running inzurguri! All 4 men down again! Albright rolls around. So does Skyfire. Idol pulls himself up. Punk isn't moving. Idol is up. Skyfire is up. Skyfire charges! Skyfire with a flying body press takes himself and Stevens to the outside! Albright's got the strap! The ref is checking on them on the outside! Punk is up! Albright chokes Punk with the strap! Ref doesn't see it! Albright is choking Punk in the corner. He's on the turnbuckle strangling Punk from behind! Punk tries to elbow his way out of it! Punk is climbing up with Albright! BRAINBUSTER FROM THE SECOND ROPE! ALBRIGHT IS LAID OUT! PUNK STILL HAS THE STRAP WRAPPED AROUND HIS NECK! PUNK IS REACHING FOR ALBRIGHT! HE EDGES CLOSER AND CLOSER! NO! PUNK PASSED OUT JUST INCHES AWAY FROM ALBRIGHT! ALBRIGHT STIRS AND PUTS HIS ARM OVER PUNK! 1..2..3!

Winner- Brent Albright

The medical crew comes out immediatly to check on Punk. They get the strap off his neck. The ref acts like he didn't see the strap. Both men are motionless in the ring as we fade out.