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411’s OVW TV Report 6:25.06

June 25, 2006 | Posted by Steve Sullivan

The show starts off with…John Cena!

Cena: The Idol..says that I snuck up on him. The Idol claims that he wasn’t ready. The Idol is now focused and ready to take on John Cena in a tap out match. Idol, there’s a lot of talk goin on in your mouth! Last time I came down to Six Flags you think I was ready? I came on a half hour notice and beat you up and down the stairs, took you for two loops on the rollercoaster, paid for your ticket on the ferris wheel and got you a funnel cake. Now you wanna call me back down to my home where I began in this business, trying to challenge me to a tap out submission match? Mark this one on your calendar, June 30th, the Idol has called on the thunder, now you got it buddy. I’m coming…and hell’s coming with me. Hear that? HELL’S COMING WITH ME!

“Let the bodies hit the floor”

Idol Stevens vs. TJ Dalton

Dalton is barefoot? Stevens holds the ropes open and offers to let Dalton leave. Dalton doesn’t go for it. They lock up. Idol slams him down to the mat. Dalton ducks a clotheline and nails Idol in the nose. Stevens sends him to the ropes and nails a shoulder tackle. Clotheline by Idol. Stevens slams Dalton’s head into the turnbuckle and spears him into the turnbuckle. Stevens stomps on Dalton and drops a big knee from the ropes then chokes him on the ropes. Ref breaks it up. Stevens to the outside and is WRAPPING DALTON’S BACK ACROSS THE STEEL POST! OUCH! Stevens back in. Jawbreaker by Dalton. Dalton to the ropes. Stevens catches him and reverse atomic drop! Stevens shoves Dalton down. Stevens taunts Cena. Irish whip . Dalton off the ropes and lands an elbow. Dalton to the ropes. Stevens catches him, brings him up and lands him across his knee. Stevens tells him to get up. He locks it in. IDOLIZER! Stevens taunts Cena some more. You can’t see me. STFU er…FUJC. Dalton taps.

Winner- Idol Stevens

Stevens wants the mic.

Stevens: Louisville, this is your Idol! And John Cena, that is your future. June 30th, that is what you have comin. You wanna say that OVW is your home. Well this is my house. This is my kingdom. And you can quote whatever volume you want and bring hell with you, but John, come June 30th at Six Flags, when you get in that ring with me, you are stepping right into hell! And the only way that you’re going to be allowed to leave, is to tap out. June 30th, Six Flags…F-U-J-C.

Al Snow is in the back!

Snow: I can’t thank you enough for coming down here to help me. Oh yeah, not that I need any help. Cuz Simon Dean, made a huge mistake. Just because I couldn’t get my hands on him at Six Flags. I was so close! Cuz I can’t get my hands on you there doesn’t mean I’m going to stop. Oh no. We’re going to find Simon Dean and I’m going to get my hands around his neck. Yes, I know. You go upstairs and look for him up there and I’ll look down here. You understand? See ya!

Camera pans over and it’s Head!

Shad Gaspard & The Neighborhoodie -c- vs. Club Life (Tony Mann & Spiral) Non Title Match

Spiral and Gaspard in first. They lock up and Gaspard shoves Spiral to the corner. Gaspard clubs Spiral. Gaspard slams Spiral across the ring. Gaspard charges and clothelines Spiral in the corner. Gaspard lifts up Spiral and drives him into the corner. Tag to the Hoodie. Spiral in the tree of woe. Baseball slide by The Hoodie. Hoodie clubs Spiral across the back. Spiral climbs up Spirals leg. Bitch slap by Hoodie. Tag to Gaspard. Gaspard talks some trash. Spiral nails Gaspard. Nails the Hoodie. Ducks a clotheline. Tag to Mann! Mann attacks Gaspard. Off the ropes and IS NAILED BY A CLOTHELINE FROM GASPARD! HE DID ABOUT TWO FLIPS! Spiral back in and nails Gaspard. Gaspard grabs him and over the head belly to belly. Hoodie in and grabs Tony Mann. Hoodie holds him up and big boot to Mann’s head from Gaspard. The cover by Hoodie. 1..2..3!

Winners- Shad Gaspard & The Neighborhoodie

Al Snow is back with Head.

Snow: That is what I love about you! You are always so vigilant. Anybody upstairs? No? We gotta find him, I didn’t see him either. Come on, let’s go look for him together. Yes!

Robbie Dawber is here.

Dawber: Summer is here and it’s time for the first ever Robbie Dawber Invitational Bikini Contest! No escorting the lovely ladies to the ring, he’s a former OVW Heavyweight Champion, please welcome….The Real Deal Rod Steele!

Sosay vs. Roni Jona vs. Foxy Faith vs. Kelly (From ECW) vs. ODB? (Bikini Contest)

I’ll spare you the details of this. They strip off their robes to The Pussycat Dolls “Don’t Cha”. Sosay is in a very skimpy thong bikini! WOW! Ronnie Jona takes off her clothes while earing fishnets. Kelly spanks her. Foxy Faith takes off her blue robe and is wearing a very skimpy bikini with a huge tattoo on her back. Kelly from ECW takes off her pink robe and she’s wearing…you guessed it..another skimpy outfit. She reaches for her bra to take it off but they make her keep it on. Dawber asks if they want another woman. He points at Jennifer The Ring Girl/Production Assistant. He skipped over ODB who looks like the b stands for Bitch. She unbuttons her clothes and just has on bra and panties that don’t actually match. ODB takes off her robe and only has on wrestling attire.

ODB: You know what, I’d love to thank all these little hussies behind me for ruining women’s wrestling! ODB TAKES OUT ALL THE GIRLS AND TOSSES THEM ALL AROUND THE RING! ODB walks around the ring but another woman appears at the curtain. They say her name is Serena. SHE CHARGES AND HOLY SHIT! SPEARS THE HELL OUT OF ODB ON THE FLOOR! SHE BROKE HER IN HALF! WOW!

Head pears around the corner. Al Snow follows.

Snow: I wonder where he’s hiding. Simon? Oh Simon? Where are you Simon? He’s hid pretty well isn’t he. We’ll keep looking and when we find him…

Maria: Hey, Al Snow?

Snow: Yes?

Maria: Are you ok?

Snow: We’re just fine? Oh I know, reow reow. Look don’t start with me. You’re jealous. There’s no, we’ll talk about it later. Put your head back in business. Simon? Simon? Ah-ha! He’s not here either. Keep looking!

Simon Dean peeks out of a doorway and creeps to the back. Dawber opens the door and scares Dean.

Dawber: Is he here?

Dean: What are you doing?

Dawber: What do you mean, what are you doing?

Dean: I’m hiding in the bathroom!

Dawber: He wants to beat you up man. He’s talking to that head again.

Dean: At his age, the first thing to go is his mind. It’s gone out the door. Dawber, do you want to be the ice cream man and get this scoop? Keep your voice down. This ain’t going down here. It’s not going to happen here. Let’s go outside, I got things to say and things to do. I’ll show you my new car too. Um, Go.

Highlights of last week when Moe knocked down and pinned Boris Alexiev for the two count for the first time ever.

Moe “The Mug” Sexton vs. Boris Alexiev

They circle with fists up. Boris goes for a leg sweep but moe jumps it. Moe ducks an uppercut. Moe with a series of blows to the rib cage of Boris! Moe is punching Boris into the corner! Moe with some punches to the gut! Ref breaks him off and Moe celebrates. Moe goes for a punch but Boris grabs his arm and headbutts him. Moe to his knees and Boris with a swift kick to the small of the back! Now a kick to the chest and another to the back. Back and forth. Boris with a gut wrench. Over the top throw by Boris. Moe grabs the ropes. Boris lands a few punches and goes for the shoulder submission! Moe swings around and ROUNDHOUSE RIGHT KNOCKS BORIS TO THE MAT! Boris is up out of the corner and staggers around a bit. Boris runs at Moe with a knee. Now a takedown. Boris rolls him over. SHOULDER SUBMISSION! MOE TRIES TO FIGHT IT! NOPE! MOE TAPS!

Winner- Boris Alexiev

Boris won’t let go of the submission! He’s wrenching his shoulder! Ref is reversing the decision??? Boris’ manager is in and attacks the ref and shoves him out of the ring. Here comes security and Boris takes them all out. The manager helps out. He’s like a Russian Coach D’more. Boris tries to break Moe’s arm! HERE COMES CHET THE JET! CHET IN AND NAILS THE MANAGER WITH A CLOTHELINE! CHET NAILS BORIS WITH A PUNCH! AND ANOTHER! THE MANAGER PULLS BORIS OUT! BORIS WANTS BACK IN!

Dawber and Simon Dean are in the parking lot.

Dawber: Simon Dean thanks for showing me your car man.

Dean: You want your scoop? You want a match this Friday at Six Flags, but you got it man. I don’t want to see any of that Head garbage. You bring that head to Six Flags I’m out of that. That’s the only way I’m taking that stipulation. Why? Cuz I want it that way ok?

Dawber: You and Al Snow but No head?

Dean: Let me tell you something, Al Snow ain’t giving me no head alright? You know what, bring Al Snow. Are you for real? You know what…uh oh.

Al Snow comes out of the Davis Arena running and yelling at Dean! Dean gets in his car and drives off.

Jack Bull vs. Seth Skyfire -c- w/ Shelley (Non-Title)

Jack Bull doesn’t waste anytime and attacks Skyfire in the corner. Bull tosses Skyfire to the outside. Bull slams Skyfire into the apron. Bull sends Skyfire running into the ring. Baseball slide by Jack Bull. Bull shoves Skyfire back in. The cover 1..2..No! Bull with a headlock. Skyfire fights out of it. Irish whip by Bull. Skyfire leaps over Bull and kicks the back of his leg. And again. Skyfire punching Bull. Skyfire off the ropes. Spinning heel kick. Matrix dropkick! Skyfire sends him to the ropes. Reversed by Skyfire. Skyfire off the ropes. BIG BOOT BY BULL! THE COVER! 1..2..No! Skyfire ducks a clotheline from Bull. Jumps to the middle rope and leaps off with another spinning heel kick! Skyfire with an inzurguri! Skyfire with a cover! 1…2…3!

Winner- Seth Skyfire

Charles “The Hammer” Evans drags Skyfire to the outside! Evans clubbing Skyfire. Evans lifts up Skyfire and runs him into the corner of the ring. And again! Evans looks intense! Once again! Kenny Bolin out and urging him to keep on. Shelley nails Evans from behind. Big mistake. Evans pie faces her and knocks her down.

Vic Devine vs. C.M. Punk -c- (Non-Title)

They lock up. Punk with a shoulder lock. Devine reverses it. Punk reverses it back. Devine makes it to the ropes. Devine and Punk trade fists. Punk sends Devine to the ropes. Puts his head down. Devine grabs him by the hair and slams him down. Devine with Punk in the corner. Irish whip. Punk leaps over him. Back kick back kick spinning kick. Punk with a cover 1..2..No! Chop chop back chop by Punk! Punk locks in the Anaconda Vice! Vic Devine taps out!

Winner- C.M. Punk

Punk wants the mic.

Punk: June 30th….

Wait! Shad Gaspard and The Neighborhoodie are in the ring! Punk is in the corner. Kane’s music and video hits! The Neighborhoodie and Shad Gaspard take off running and panicking. Kane no shows though! 🙁

Punk: So that’s your big plan Shad Gaspard? That’s your big plan is to run. Come June 30th, my tag team partner Kane and I are going to give you no where to run!

Maria is in the back.

Maria: Hi, I’m Maria and I’m here with KC and Roadkill. We just saw what happened last week. You all seemed like you were having a rough time. Are you guys ok?

James: We’ve looked at the tape. A shot from behind. A little miscommunication. Not on our part. Anything can happen in the world of sports. And it usually does happen. So what we have tonight, is the 8 man tag, we have Deuce and Domino and the Los Locos. We are the former Southern Tag Team Champions. You can throw out anything you want to say about us, but what we are focused on is getting those Tag Team Titles back around our waist. So I think what we need to do right now, we’ve got the gameplan ready, we’ve been to the gym this week, let’s do this thing Roadkill.

Deuce, Domino, & Los Locos (Raul and Ramon) vs. KC James, Roadkill, Elijah Burke & Shawn Spears

Spears and Domino in first. Domino trash talks. Spears with a quick rollup with a one. Spears with a hiptoss on Domino and an armbar. Spears tags in James. James attacks Domino’s arm. James sends him to the ropes. Hiptoss by James. Ducks a clotheline and a big fist from James. Two more! The cover 1..2..No! James ducks a clotheline. Misses a scoop slam. Domino goes for a body slam but James wiggles out. Shoves Domino to the ropes. James rolls him up! 1..2..No! Domino shoves James to the outside. Everyone starts ganging up on James on the outside. Ref is holding back Roadkill. Burke and spears go over to help. James back in. Domino covers for 2. Tag to Deuce. Deuce with a big boot to the head. The cover 1..2..No! Burke breaks it up.

Deuce covers again but James kicks out. Deuce combs his hair and dances. James with a clotheline on Deuce! James dives in and tags in Roadkill! Roadkill takes out both members of Los Locos over and over again! Roadkill lifts up Ramon and sidewalk slam. Another for Raul. All 8 men in the ring now. Roadkill and James have Domino and Raul. Irish whip by Roadkill slams Domino into Raul in the opposite corner. Irish whip by Roadkill on James squashes them into the corner. James holds them in. Ramon on the outside grabs James arm. Roadkill comes in and SQUASHES JAMES AND THE OTHERS IN THE CORNER! JAMES FALLS DOWN! ROADKILL CHECKS ON JAMES! DEUCE COMES IN AND NAILS ROADKILL IN THE HEAD AND ROADKILL IS KNOCKED OUT COLD! HE HAD SOMETHING IN HIS HAND! BURKE TAKES OUT DEUCE BUT RAUL PLOPS ON TOP OF ROADKILL! THE COVER! 1..2..3!

Winners- Deuce, Domino & Los Locos

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