411’s ECW on Sci-Fi Report 7.11.06
Posted by Larry Csonka on 07.11.2006
Ric Flair goes to the EXTREME~!
Writer's Note: ECW will air at @ 11PM NEXT WEEK!
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LAST WEEK on ECW TV:
Paul Heyman kicks off the show from backstage. He says RVD did lose the WWE Title in a controversial fashion. He is still the ECW champion, a champion that has subjected himself to a rigorous schedule. Last week he beat Edge, Cena and Kurt Angle. He then battled Edge and Cena last night. Your ECW champion has more pride, passion and ambition than ever before him. Tonight, we will proudly…
The Big Show enters.
Show: " Paul, you said that if I came to ECW I would get a title match."
Paul: "You will, but Show, here in ECW, the priority has always been ECW. RVD needs your support."
Show: "Paul, I am not asking, I am demanding my title match tonight."
Show leaves.
Tazz and Styles welcome us to the show and talk about Big Show's demands. They wonder if RVD would be in condition to battle Big Show.
Kelly Kelley is here, for her expose. It's a 4th of July strip tease, still bad at that. Buy her the Carmen Electra videos please! Seriously, she has a hot ass and all, just teach her to dance. Her tits are painted I think, and Mike Knox stops the display. What a heel.
Match #1 Mike Knox defeated Little Guido
We see Paul backstage. He wants to know if Show challenged him. Did he bully you? Make the match for the title tonight. RVD agrees that they have been friends, and he says big guys won't just get spots because they are big. RVD wants the match, and if Paul doesn't make it, he will just accept anyway. He says he has this and leaves.
Some dude on the mic says this is his first ECW show. He is dressed like a preacher, collar and all. He says ECW is filth. It's Tony Devito of "The Baldies Fame" I believe. He says that this program is deplorable and should not be on TV. This form of entertainment shouldn't exist. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. If you all enjoy ECW, then you are all SINNERS! That is right, SINNERS! Each of us will burn in hell. BTW, he isn't a man of the cloth. He just used that to get his thoughts across. He leaves through the crowd to "You suck dick chants."
Cue Sandman's craptacular music to save the day. He goes to the ring, poses, to the floor and points to the guy who is seated now. They argue and Sandman pulls him over the rail. Sandman slaps him and cane's him after having the crowd give the thumbs down deal. He lights him up one more time in the ass and Fake Preacher Man flies over the railing. Sandman back in the ring and you guessed it, he drinks. In a shocking swerve, he bleeds.
We see Show backstage and RVD is there as well. He asks if he has been challenged, Show says yes and RVD likes it, slaps him and accepts.
Back from commercial and RVD walks. Paul is here again and they argue. RVD says ECW is his way of showing what he got and that he is the best. He is on top of the world, and they are ECW. That means they go all out. To be ECW champion, he has to beat Show. Paul says he is proud to have him as champion and the match is on and it is Extreme Rules.
Match #2 Test defeated Al Snow
We see CM PUNK giving a promo. He's straight edge you know. He is obsessed with wrestling and competition. He is CM Punk. At least he didn't have to change his name. I think as we speak, certain fans are having to change their shorts. Nasty.
Match #3 ECW Title Match: The Big Show defeated RVD to become the NEW ECW Champion
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Let the bodies hit the…FLOOOOOOOOOOR!:
We see clips from last week, leading to RVD losing the ECW Title.
Styles and Tazz welcome us to ECW and talk about Flair challenging The Big Show.
Paul Heyman, flanked by security is out to the ring.
Heyman: Good evening, I am Paul Heyman. Last week, I made sure that RVD lost the ECW world title. Ladies and gentleman, don't blame me for RVD's downfall, be honest with yourselves, it was your fault. You people are the reason that RVD is no longer the champion. You are also the reason that I had to suspend RVD for 30-days. And I did it for his own good. Face facts, you people are the downfall of RVD. I tired to talk reason to him, I tried to slow him down, but you people drove him into an early grave. You forced him to burn himself out with your RVD chants. Ladies and gentleman, those chants of RVD drove him to the ECW title and drove me to put an end to it all. I understand, it is difficult for you to understand the sacrifices that I have made for ECW. It is hard to be a martyr. I sacrificed my friendship with RVD to cleanse you of your sins, and I wear that like a badge of honor. I promise you…I will be your messiah. I will continue to make decisions that benefit only ECW, not any one person. As your messiah, I promise you I will lead ECW to the promise land! You're all coming with me my children, forever on my soul it will read…ECW.
Tazz and Styles discuss what Heyman just talked about. We see Heyman walking through the locker room and they all stare him down. Dreamer is there, and he has a hard time with all of this. Heyman wanted to talk to him and he owes him an explanation but he says there is no time, because Dreamer has a match…next.
Back from commercial as Dreamer heads to the ring, in street clothes and taping himself up.
Tommy Dreamer vs. Test
They stand off and talk shit. Slap to Dreamer and another. Rights by Dreamer, off the ropes and a boot to test. Clothesline to the floor by Dreamer! Test snatches him up and rams him to the steel post. Back in the ring and a corner clothesline by Test. Irish whip and Dreamer hits hard and drops. Test talks more trash and delivers elbows and boots to Dreamer in the corner. Side back breaker by Test. Bear hug now on Dreamer, Dreamer rakes the eyes and escapes. Rights by Dreamer, knee by Test and Dreamer gets a boot to the gut. Running neck breaker by Dreamer and then another. He shows his ECW shirt off, boot…DDT countered and Test with a full nelson slam on Dreamer. Test up top…MISSES the elbow drop! DVD try by Dreamer…Test has the ropes, escapes and rolls up Dreamer and uses the ropes for the win.
Winner: Test via pin @ 4:00
Another win for Test, but Dreamer got to stay strong, which is something new for an ECW guy not Sabu or RVD. Fun little match, better than I expected.
We see Candace and Kelly preparing for tonight's dance. Candace promises to make it…EXTREME!
Back from commercial with Arial, the Tarot card reader. What does the future hold? It holds blood. THE VAMPIRE IS HERE AND BIT HER! WHO INVITED HIM IN????
Now we get Candace and Kelly Kelley dancing. Candace is actually better at something than someone else! Mike Knox is here and takes Kelly away. Kelley stays and SANDMAN IS HERE! The girls run and Sandman proceeds to KILL young Mr. Knox. Sandman teases leaving, and then cane's Knox off of the stage through a fake wall. You will be shocked here, but Sandman drinks beer and bleeds.
Whoa, we get a tale of the tape for the Flair vs. Show match later on this evening. Sabu is in action next!
Back from commercial and CM Punk is here. His tattoos are telling a story. Drug free, honor and war against the system. He is a finely tuned athlete, craving to compete with the best. He is CM Punk.
Sabu vs. Justin Credible
Sabu attacks, but Credible gets a few leg drops and rights to Sabu. Irish whip and a boot by Sabu. Whip and a slam, followed by a leg lariat for 2. Credible looks for toys, but this is NOT extreme rules, so Sabu gets a plancha onto Credible. Back in the ring, slingshot leg drop gets 2. Sabu sets up a busted table, baseball slide by Credible. They brawl, Credible layed by the table…ELBOW DROP THROUGHTHE TABLE and that is all.
Winner: Sabu via DQ @ 2:00
We get it, Sabu is extreme.
Ball is backstage, we may laugh at him but it is who he is. Balls to the walls. Balls Mahoney, ECW original.
Tazz and Styles talk about Raw and the challenge to Ric Flair.
Flair is backstage and introduces himself. 16-time champion and tonight, he will win his 17th world title at the Big Show's expense. As far as Foley goes, all he does is cry. Grow some balls and bring it on, your terms Foley. BE A MAN! As for you Show, I knew you when you started, and look where you are now. ECW, WWE and WCW champion. You have something I never had or wanted…until now. LOOK ME IN THE EYES. Make no mistakes, I have the passion. Have respect for me, or I will eat you alive. I WANT my 17th title. Tonight, I am coming Big Show…WOOOOOOO!
Back from commercial and we see Shannon Moore, he is coming. He looks like more of a woman than Bull Nakano.
Flair makes his way to the ring, and makes the scrub ECW ref open the ropes. DOES THAT REF NOT KNOW BETTER? Damn you dropkick Posey.
They stall a bit and lock up, and Flair is tossed to a corner. Chops by Show, boots and Flair rolls to the floor. We head to a commercial @ 1:00.
Back from commercial @ 5:21 with Flair chopping away, but Show getting a press slam on Flair. Head butts by Show and Flair is down. Flair is busted open from those head butts and Show goes to town with rights on him. Chops by Flair with no effect. Chops by Show…FLAIR FLOP~! Another head butt by Show. More chops by Show. Hip toss by Show and then a clothesline takes Flair to the floor. Flair looks for some toys, and had a trashcan of fun! Chops to Show, but rights take Flair down and he is rolled back into the ring. Show follows and delivers a suplex on Flair. Chops and rights to Flair. Head butt by Show and then a powerslam on Flair. Show tells the crowd to kiss his ass and then Flair with more chops, but he is knocked down by…a head butt. LOW BLOW by Flair! ANOTHER! Show shoves him down, and then Flair KICKS him in the balls. ANOTHER KICK TO THE JUNK by Flair! Flair to the floor and gets the trashcan of fun~! Barbed wire baseball bat!!!! NAILS SHOW in the head! Then the gut! HE GRATES IT OFF OF HIS HEAD NOW! HUGE ECW CHANT! Flair has the trashcan as Show is busted open. Flair nails him with it. Again! Flair has a chair…nails show in the chest and then back. Cover and 2 for Flair. Flair has a bag…THUMBTACKS! Chair shot to Show. Another! Show is still up…a 3rd and SHOW FALLS IN THE TACKS! Show is PISSED OFF and levels Flair! GOOZLE! CHOKESLAM on Flair! Cobra clutch backbreaker and he holds it…and Flair is out.
Winner: The Big Show via submission @ 13:25
Show tosses Flair into the tacks after the match! A bloody Big Show stands tall and celebrates.
Wow, it was sucking and I was so not excited, but then they got crazy and I really ended up enjoying it. Damn fun main event, it isn't Angle vs. RVD, but damn fun. Ric Flair is crazy.
A bloody Flair is checked on by the ref as we get some replays. Trainers are now out to attend to Flair. **THANK YOU FLAIR** Chants now. They help Flair to the back as we get more replays.
Final ECW Thoughts: The show had a great start with the Heyman promo, explaining his action and being the true "Mad Scientist" of wrestling. He needed to give a great promo and did that tonight. We had more of the same stripping, more of the same Knox and same Sandman shenanigans; but got more looks at CM Punk, The Vampire and Tarot Card chick as well as the little video deal for balls, which I liked. Sabu was Sabu, and the main event was a ton of fun. Pretty decent show overall, I enjoyed it.
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