411's OVW TV Report 8.12.06
Posted by Steve Sullivan on 08.14.2006
Trouble in paradise...er....Louisville.
We start off with highlights of last week's Tag Team Championship match where Deuce & Domino defeated Seth Skyfire and C.M. Punk after Skyfire tagged in an injured C.M. Punk. They argued after the match. Deuce and Domino are the new tag champs.
"Let the bodies hit the floor!"
Mike Kruel vs. Cody Runnels
They lock up. Kruel grabs him from behind. Runnels reverses. Kruel reverses it and cranks his arm. Runnels reverses into a headlock. Kruel tries to get him off by using the ropes but Runnels holds on. Runnels holds on for a good 2 minutes. Runnels off the ropes. Shoulder tackle on Kruel. The cover gets 1. Runnels back to the headlock. Kruel with a shot to the gut and runs Runnels into the turnbuckle. Running knee into the kidneys by Kruel. Irish whip by Kruel. Runnels leaps over him and locks in another headlock on the mat. Kruel's shoulders are on the mat for 1. Kruel makes his way over to the ropes with his feet and Runnels breaks it. Kruel complains and throws a fit. KRUEL SLAPS RUNNELS! RUNNELS SLAPS HIM BACK TWICE AS HARD! Runnels with yet another headlock onto the mat. Kruel up to his feet and backs him into the corner. Kruel with a big shot to the jaw and a kick to the ropes by Kruel. Kruel chokes Runnels on the top rope and slingshots him off. The cover 1...2...No!
Kruel with a headlock of his own now. (Headlock Count 5) Runnels up to his feet. Runnels elbows out of it but Kruel with a big knee and a cover gets 2. Kruel complains to the ref again. Runnels runs at Kruel and nails him a couple times. Runnels with 3 left jabs and a big right ala Dusty on Kruel. Runnels with an Irish Whip. Big back drop on Kruel. Big dropkick from Runnels. SLEEPER ON KRUEL IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! KRUEL IS FADING AND THAT'S IT!
Winner- Cody Runnels
KC James and Idol Stevens are in the back.
James: Cody Runnels...you have any kind of understanding of the pain that you're about to endure son? By opening Pandora's Box in the form of KC James and Idol Stevens? So you bring your little daddy. You bring your little bunkhouse booze. You have now started a war with the top tag team in the world. And son, Cody Runnels, we are now targetting you.
Idol: Cody, next time you can call daddy, mommy, your brother, your sister, your cat, you can even wheel out Grandma Runnels and her pet goldfish. But bring whoever you want. I guarantee you, they are going to leave in an ambulance with you. This is one war that you cannot win.
Maria is in the back with the deranged Jacob Duncan. She kind of creeps up on him.
Duncan: What are you doing here?
Maria: You had a match last week, and a big match tonight...
Duncan: My momma told me about people like you. People like you try to hurt Jacob.
Maria: I'm not trying to hurt you I...
Duncan: YOU CALLIN MY MOMMA A LIAR???
Maria: No no no, last week, you sent the guy you wrestled to the hospital...
Duncan: Last week wasn't my fault! I tried to tell you for weeks that Jacob was coming to the big city. Not my fault that guy got hurt when he stepped into the ring with me. My momma told me when I come to the big city that people were going to make fun of me. Make sport of me. People think we got narrow minds and narrow ways. Well I'm here to prove that ain't true. Last week, that was only the beginning of Jacob's wrath.
Jacob Duncan vs. R-Ka-Us
I'll call him R. R off the ropes ducks a clotheline and nails a couple of firsts onto Duncan. R off the ropes and RUNS SQUARE INTO JACOB DUNCAN'S BOOT! Runcan grabs R BY THE EARS AND SPINS HIM AROUND THE RING! Duncan with a club from behind. Duncan locks him up with a full nelson and slams R down to the mat. That's it.
Winner- Jacob Duncan
C.M. Punk and Seth Skyfire are in the back getting ready for their OVW Tag Title Rematch with Deuce & Domino
Punk: Alright, so what happened?
Skyfire: Yeah what happened last week?
Punk: I asked you. In my opinion you screwed the whole thing up. You're flying around the ring and you tag in the guy who's got one arm and one leg. You cost us the titles.
Skyfire: I had to take Deuce's Wild. I had to get out. I tagged you in. I'm sorry. Didn't know you were that hurt.
Punk: Are we tag partners or not tag partners? How are you going to know I'm not hurt?
Skyfire: I said I was sorry. We've got tonight, we'll get em back.
ODB is in the back with a bunch of other women holding her "title".
ODB: 36 days. I can't believe it.
Charles "The Hammer" Evans shows up.
Evans: Everybody get out now! (The women scream and run out. Evans turns out the lights, turns a red light on and turns on Marvin Gaye "Let's Get It On") Hey Hey Hey! You and I, we're going to do things together. How about you take one of these and put it in that pretty little hand of yours. (Hands her champagne glass) Sit down sit down. let me get down on one knee and pour some of this. I'll pour myself some too. You want more? I'll give you more. They say love is color blind. Let's get a toast.
Serena walks in and opens the door.
Serena: What....is going on here?
ODB: Don't people ever knock? I'm the champ. What do you want?
Serena: Sorry to interrupt this love fest that's going on in here...
ODB: Ain't no love fest going on in here...
Serena: You got champagne, bubbles...I've got a problem.
ODB: What's your problem now?
Serena: You and I have an issue that we need to resolve and you need to recoginze that.
ODB: I need to recoginze, you need to recoginze that I'm the champ!
Serena: This right here...
ODB: Don't touch!
Serena: It's a phony championship and I've had enough of it!
ODB: Phony championship? I've had enough of you.
Serena: You have not defended it against anyone!
ODB: You want me to defend my championship? Ok, I'll defend it tonight. I'll pick someone from the Top 10 contendor list that you're not on...and when I beat that woman, I'll make ya a deal, I'll pick someone from that list and you can wrestle them next week.
Charles Evans goes back to seducing ODB. ODB looks confused and kind of grossed out but keeps drinking the champagne anyway. Evans starts biting bubbles. Weird.
Shad Gaspard & The Neighborhoodie vs. Brent Albright & Shawn Osbourne
Hoodie and Albright in first. Gaspard on the outside sneaks up and beats the crap out of Osbourne. Hoodie with a takedown and a quick cover gets 1. Hoodie puts Albright in his corner and he and Gaspard double team him. Hoodie tags in Gaspard. Gaspard with a big forearm in the corner. Albright trips Gaspard and clubs Gaspard but Gaspard comes up with a knee. Slams him into the corner and a big clothelines by Gaspard. Tag to Hoodie. Gaspard with an Irish Whip. Gaspard whips Hoodie into Albright and Gaspard runs into Albright. Hoodie with a cover gets 2.
Hoodie with a stretch on the mat. Osbourne is laid out on the outside still. Albright gets out of the hold. Albright rolls him up but the ref is distracted by Gaspard. Albright has him rolled up for about a 5 count. Hoodie up and kicks Albright and a club. Hoodie lifts up Albright. Hoodie slams Albright into the corner and tags in Gaspard. Gaspard is laughing. Albright nails Hoodie in the corner and now nails Gaspard but Gaspard lifts up a knee and nails him. Gaspard with a cover gets 2. Gaspard shoves Albright into the corner and tags in Hoodie. Another Irish whip but Albright moves out of hte way and Gaspard nails Hoodie from behind! Big back drop on Gaspard by Albright. Hoodie out of the corner and catches a clotheline from hell! Albright tosses Gaspard to the outside! ALBRIGHT LOCKS IN THE CROWBAR ON THE HOODIE! HOODIE TAPS!
Winners- Brent Albright & Shawn Osbourne
Gaspard in but Albright locks in the crowbar on him too! Gaspard is tapping!
They show a video package about Boris Alexiev. Very impressive by the way.
ODB w/ Charles Evans vs. Ringside Production Asisstant (For ODB'S "Title")
Evans shoves in the assistant. She doesn't want to. Evans is blocking her way out. The production assistant just lays down. ODB covers. 1...2....3.
Winner- ODB
ODB: Now, I just proved myself. Serena you gotta prove yourself against next week against the leading contendor...Beth Phoenix!
C.M. Punk and Skyfire are in the back.
Punk: As long as you don't screw anything up this week we're cool.
Skyfire: Ok, I didn't screw anything up last week. Ok? And you know what you gotta do tonight?
Punk: I know, do you?
C.M. Punk -c- & Seth Skyfire -c- vs. Deuce & Domino w/ Cherry -c- (OVW Southern Tag Team Championship)
Punk and Deuce are in first. They lock up. Punk with a quick rollup gets 1. They circle around again. Punk with an arm wrench and a tag to Skyfire. Skyfire in and cranks on Deuce's arm. Skyfire with an armbar takedown. Skyfire puts Deuce's shoudlers down and gets 2. Skyfire tags in Punk. Punk sends Deuce to the ropes reversed by Deuce and Domino puts a bot to Punk's back. Facebuser on Punk. Deuce gets a kiss from Cherry. Deuce Shade does a dance and combs his hair. Deuce goes to the ropes but Skyfire puts a boot to his back. Punk with the tag. Skyfire with a snapmare. Skyfire goes for a standing moonsault but Deuce moves and tags in Domino. Domino sends him to the ropes revesred by Skyfire but Skyfire with an armdrag takedown. Punk in and the doubleteam. Punk puts his head down but Skyfire with a dropkick. They argue about what they were going to do. Punk quickly covers for 2.
Domino has Punk and tags in Deuce. Irish whip by Deuce. Nobody home for Deuce to splash. Quick cover gets 2. Tag to Skyfire. Russian leg sweep by Skyfire and the cover gets 2 again. Deuce shoves Skyfire into the corner and tags in Domino. Irish whip by Domino. Skyfire jumps up the ropes and nails a top rope leg drop. Cherry distracts Skyfire and Skyfire grabs her hair. Deuce brings him over and Cherry kicks him with her skate. Domino with the quick rollup! 1...2..No!
Back from the break and Deuce has Skyfire in a stretch. Skyfire reaching for Punk but Deuce grabs him and drags him back to his corner. Domino with the cover gets 2. Domino with an over the head belly to belly that gets a 2 count. Domino puts Skyfire back in the corner and tags in Deuce. Deuce choking Skyfire in the corner while the ref is distracted by Punk. Deuce backin but Domino chokes Skyfire in the corner while the ref is distracted again. Punk is pissed. Deuce with a snapmare and a cover that gets 2. Deuce tags in Domino. Domino combs his hair at the top ropes. Double axe handle by Domino. The cover! 1....2....No!
Domino with a chinlock. Skyfire reaching for Punk. Deuce tagged in and snapmares Skyfire into another chinlock. Deuce goes for a knee drop but misses. Skyfire reaching for Punk! No! Deuce drags him away. Domino in. They try to double team him but Skyfire escapes and somersaults over to Punk to make the tag! In comes Punk! Big kick to the head of Deuce! Clotheline for Domino. Punk cleaning house! Big back drop on Domino and one for Deuce too. Kick to the gut on Domino. Punk Irish Whips Domino into the corner. Punk with a headlock! BULLDOG CLOTHELINE COMBO ON BOTH DEUCE AND DOMINO BY PUNK! Punk covers Domino and gets 2! Punk tries to lock in the Anaconda Vice. Ref is distracted by Cherry. Punk dropkicks Deuce out of the ring. Domino from behind. Slap slap backslap big kick from Punk! The cover gets 2! Skyfire is trying to get up in the corner. Punk looks over at him. Punk tags in Skyfire. Domino drags in Skyfire. Snapmare by Domino. Holds him to his head. Big boot off the ropes from Deuce! The cover! 1....2....3!
Winners And STILL OVW Southern Tag Team Champions- Deuce & Domino
