411's OVW TV Report: 8.19.06
Posted by Steve Sullivan on 08.21.2006
Three WWE Superstars Return To OVW! Skyfire puts his TV Title on the line despite the bad blood between he and C.M. Punk!
*Highlights last week of Seth Skyfire and C.M. Punk not getting along in their OVW Southern Tag Team Championship rematch*
"Let the bodies hit the floor!"
Jacob Duncan vs. Caden Matthews
Matthews comes out swinging but goozle by Duncan slams him down quick. Matthews up but find a BIG boot. Matthews to his feet again. Duncan full nelson from behind. Duncan lifts him up and slams him down. The cover and that's it already.
Winner- Jacob Duncan
Duncan pulls him up by his MOUTH! Ouch! Duncan hangs him up in the Tree of Woe! DUNCAN LIFTS HIM UP BY HIS MOUTH AGAIN AND SLAMS HIM DOWN HARD IN THE TREE OF WOE! OUCH!
"I'm the Boogeyman, and I'm coming to get ya!"
THE BOOGEYMAN IS BACK! He shakes around a bit and crawls into the ring with Jacob Duncan. Duncan looks at him oddly. The Boogeyman chews some worms. Duncan looks at him dumbfounded. Duncan cocks his head a bit. The Boogeyman shakes and runs around him in circles. They stare down with odd looks. This is so freakin funny. Duncan pulls a worm off of The Boogeyman's chest. Duncan holds it up above his head. The crowd chants for him to eat a worm. AND HE DOES! The Boogeyman is smiling and dancing. DUNCAN SLUGS HIM FROM BEHIND! CLOTHELINE BY DUNCAN AND THE BOOGEYMAN HAS BEEN LAID OUT! HE'S UP AND STOMING! DUNCAN IS OUT OF THERE! B-O-O-G-E-Y M-A-N! Duncan takes off ruinning!
Maria is in the back with C.M. Punk. Punk's on a cell phone.
Maria: I was wondering what happened last week between you and Seth. There's so many questions. What's going on?
Punk: Nothing...
Skyfire: Where were you last week? You tagged me in and you walk off. Where were you?
Punk: I didn't walk off. Are you upset Seth Skyfire?
Skyfire: I'm a little upset yeah. I tagged you in two weeks ago because I was in jeopardy. You tagged me in when you were in complete control.
Punk: I guess now you know how it feels. The way I look at it, you and I were even and now we can go after the tag titles again.
Skyfire: I don't think I can trust you in my corner. I don't WANT you in my corner. How about that?
Punk: Oh you're going to have a boo boo face? Fair is fair Seth.
Skyfire: Why don't you put that title on the line then. Why don't you put that World Title on the line.
Punk: What makes you think you can beat me?
Skyfire: I did it before.
Punk: And the week after that I beat you. Like I said...we're even.
Wyatt Young & TJ Dalton vs. Deuce & Domino -c- w/ Cherry
A cowboy and a dreadlocked barefoot whiteboy. What fun! Domino goes for an atomic drop. Dalton out of it. Dalton slides underneath him and BAREFOOT INZUGURI RIGHT ON THE BACK OF THE NECK OF DOMINO! Dalton with the Irish Whip. Comes in Domino grabs him with his legs and kicks him. Tag to Deuce. Deuce comes in and Rana! Dalton covers gets 1. Deuce gets pissed. Dalton gets himself all pumped up. Deuce combs his hair and dances. Deuce tries to kick him but it doesn't faze him. LOW KICK! That fazed him. They trade headlocks. Tag to Young. Young with a headlock. Young with a kick to the head. Blind tag to Domino. Domino with the cover gets 2. Tag back to Deuce. The doubleteam in the corner now. Deuce chokes Young in the ropes. The cover almost gets 2.
Deuce with a big fist. Young gives him one back. Young tries to tag in Dalton. Deuce has him by the tights and gives him a massive wedgie. Deuce comes over and scares Dalton out of his corner. The ref fights to keep Dalton in the corner. DOMINO IN AND HOLDS HIS HEAD! DEUCE OFF THE ROPES AND KICKS HIM SQUARE IN THE HEAD! THAT'S IT!
Winner- Deuce & Domino
Domino: Oh! Hey man, I got news for you. If that's the best OVW's got, we're going to be champions for a very long time.
Deuce: Who wants to rumble with Deuce & Domino?
Domino: You line them up and we'll kick em all down the line.
Deuce: Anyone that rumbles with is going to get cracked in the mouth.
Domino: Oh!
ODB is in the back.
ODB: Yoohoo. Serena. What's up? It's the ODB. Unfortunately I couldn't be there tonight. I'm on another huge tour in Tokyo. Remember that little deal we had where I beat one of the top contendors. Yeah. Well I won. So now I get to handpick your opponent. You're going to get the beating of your life from Beth Phoenix!
Serena vs. Beth Phoenix
Good to see Beth back! They lock up. Phoenix with an arm crank. Serena rolls around. Trips up Phoenix and gets a 1 count on the pin. Phoenix with a takdown. Quick cover gets 1 and Serena limbos out of the cover. Phoenix with another takedown into a headlock in the center of the ring. Serena powers out of it but Phoenix with an arm drag takedown. serena with an arm drag and another and Phoenix looks shocked. Phoenix wants to shake hands. Serena shakes lightly but Phoenix kicks her arm out and gives a short clotheline. The cover barely draws 2. Phoenix with a choke. Serena with some shoulders but Phoenix with a club to the back. Phoenix lifts her up and rams her into the turnbuckle. Phoenixlifts Serena up again and slams her in again.Snapmare by Phoenix. 1....2...No!
Phoenix with a headlock and lands some punches while she's at it. The cover gets 2. Serena comes up firing fists into the gut and nails her right in the bad jaw. An elbow to the jaw. Clotheline by Serena. And another. Elbow takes her down and a big tackle. Serena is calling for it. Phoenix staggers to her feet in the corner. Serena goes for a spear! Phoenix out of the way. They charge at each other! They grab each other's hair in midair and slam each other down! Phoenix up first with a boot to the gut. Lifts Serena up. Serena wiggles out. Phoenix comes in and runs into the corner. SERENA WITH A HUGE SPEAR!
ODB watching from the back yells for Charles "The Hammer" Evans! Evans stalks down to the ring. Serena is distracted by Evans. Phoenix is up from behind. Phoenix lifts up Serena. Death Valley Driver! 1...2...3!
Winner- Beth Phoenix
Idol Stevens w/ KC James vs. Shawn Spears
Idol with a quick rollup doesn't even get 1. Spears with a bridge that gets 1. Spears with a headlock on Stevens. Arm drag by Spears into an arm wrench. Idol up. Spears pushes Idol to the ropes. Idol blocks it and slams Spears into the ropes shoulder first. Idol Stevens uppercuts Spears' bad arm. Idol slams Spears into the turnbuckle shoulder first. The cover gets 2. Idol with a backbreaker on Spears. The cover 1...2....No!
Idol with a knee in the back of Spears while holding his chin and bad shoulder back. Spears up to his feet. Spears fights out. Spears with a chop. Boot to the gut by Stevens. Stevens to the ropes. Spears up wit ha boot to the gut and a running knee. Clotheline by Spears. Spears with an atomic drop. Another clotheline by Spears. Spears is feeling it. Spears with a dropkick! The cover! 1....2.....No! James pulls Spears off him. The ref didn't see it. Spears grabs James by the hair and brings him into the ring. Spears with James in the corner. Idol from and the ref just throws this one out.
Winner by DQ- Shawn Spears
Here comes Cody Runnels! Runnels takes out James with a fist. Now Idol. Now several punches for KC James. Idol nails him from behind but here comes Shawn Spears to help out. Runnels and Spears take turns jabbing Stevens. Now the double jab and down goes Idol. Double dropkick on KC James! The double clotheline sends Idol over the top rope! Runnels wants the mic.
Runnels: KC James...Aaron Stevens....since I've come to OVW, you've been all about the numbers. 2 on 1. I know what it feels like to be outnumbered. Shawn Spears now knows what it feels like. Everyone knows what it's like to be outnumbered. Well boys...not anymore. Let's dance. Come on.
Stevens and James act like they're coming in but they walk off instead.
Chris Masters is back and in the ring. He's got a goatee now and looks considerably smaller than he was.
Masters: After 3 long months of what I'll just call a spiritual retreat, the Masterpiece is back. And how does the WWE reward me for being as clean as a whistle (that's a shoot)? A one way ticket to Louisville, Kentucky. Also known as the armpit of America. But hey, just to show the WWE officials that Chris Masters hasn't lost a shape. We can do that with a wrestling match. Nah. How about we do things the old fashioned way. Masterlock challenge. So which one of you OVW "Superstars" has the cahones to take on The Masterpiece.
Brent Albright's music hits! These two used to be tag team champions together in OVW. Troubleshooters chant starts.
Masters: You're out here to take the challenge? Let me inform you of something. Since the last time we've met, I'm kind of somebody now. I mean people know me. I've made the best in the business tap out to the Masterlock. Shawn Michaels, Kurt Angle, John Cena. So hey, we're buddies. We're pals. How about we have a couple of brewksis and talk about old times. We're buddies. We don't have to do this.
Albright: Chris, I know you've been gone awhile. I've seen ya on Raw. I've seen ya with Shawn Michaels and Kurt Angle. I think we should have some drinks and talk about old times....right after the Masterlock Challenge.
Albright sits in the chair. Masters looks upset. Masters hooks one arm but breaks it off. Masters walks off and asks for the mic.
Masters: He's all greased up under that shirt. Check him out.
Albright takes his shirt off to show that he isn't. Masters hooks one arm again and breaks off again and asks for the mic.
Masters: This is your last warning. I'm all jakked up Mountain Dew and I might hurt ya.
Albright points and yells and sits back down. MASTERS CLUBS HIM IN THE BACK OF HIS HEAD WITH THE MICROPHONE! NOW THE MASTERLOCK! ALBRIGHT IS OUT!
Maria is in the back with Chet The Jet.
Maria: Hi I'm Maria and I'm with Chet The Jet. You're doing awesome. You had that big win at Six Flags. But now we want to know what your future dreams are.
Chet: Maria, I am flying high. And my future dreams include a shot at the Heavyweight Championship or maybe the TV Championship but excuse me...(Punk appears on his cell phone again) Come here Punk, I need to talk to you. I have a real big problem with the way you walked on him last week.
Punk: You have a problem with...what about 2 weeks ago? Did you ask him what he did to me?
Chet: Seth Skyfire was my tag team partner. He would never ever do that on purpose.
Punk: Seth Skyfire is currently my tag team partner. What happened last week is our busines and not yours. (Cody Runnels is here now)
Runnels: I didn't want to be the one to say anything. Chet didn't want to say anything. What Seth did 2 weeks ago, that was an accident. What happened last week was on purpose. Me, Chet, the lockeroom, we want to know what you were thinking when you walked out on someone who was hanging by a thread.
Punk: You go tell the lockeroom that C.M. Punk doesn't have to answer them. To Chet The Jet. Or Cody Runnels. I don't have to answer to anybody.
Chet: Hey maybe you're getting a bit cocky. Maybe you should put this...on the line...against me.
Punk: Maybe I am.
Runnels: Maybe you are.
Punk: Maybe I am.
Seth Skyfire -c- vs. Mike Kruel (OVW TV Championship)
They lock up. They reverse a bit and Skyfire puts him in teh corner and breaks cleanly. Kruel with a headlock out of the lock up. Kruel rolls around but keeps the headlock. Skyfire tries to come off the ropes but Kruel falls to a knee and holds the headlock. Skyfire pins Kruel's shoulders and gets 1. Kruel keeps the headlock. Kruel takes down Skyfire and puts his shoulders down for 1. Skyfire breaks it finally wit ha head scissors. Kruel with a takedown and another headlock. Crowd chants boring. Kruel with a nice takedown and keeps the headlock in again. Skyfire's shoulders are down for 1. Skyfire finally rolls his way out of it. Kruel goes for the headlock again but Skyfire knocks him down. Kruel with a big punch and now twisting Skyfire's neck. Skyfire up to his feet. Skyfire with a punch but Kruel knocks him down by the hair and goes back to the neck twist.
Kruel with a knee lift and a cover thats gets 2. Elbow drop by Kruel connects. Another and a cover gets 2 again. Kruel complains about the count. Kruel is going to the middle rope. Nobody home. Skyfire with an arm wrench takedown. Skyfire works on Kruel's injured arm. Skyfire with a russian leg sweep into an armbar submission. Kruel grabs some hair. Kruel edging for the ropes but Skyfire pulls him back in as we go to a commercial break.
We're back from break with Skyfire and Kruel still in the armbar submission. Kruel finally grabs onto the ropes with his feet. Kruel tells the ref to check him. Skyfire comes in to a thumb to the eye. Kruel with a quick rollup gets 2. Kruel hotshots Skyfire off the top rope. NASTY NECKBREAKER BY MIKE KRUEL! THE COVER! 1...2....NO!
Kruel kicks the ropes that Skyfire is leaning on. Big elbow onto the back of the head of Skyfire and Kruel back into the neck twist submission he used earlier. Skyfire rolls through it with a pin! 1...2..No! Kruel up and HUGE clotheline. Kruel covers and gets 2. Kruel chokes Skyfire on the middle rope with his leg. Kruel dropping elbows onto the collarbone of Skyfire and once again resumes the neck twist submission.
Skyfire up and rolls Kruel off of him. Skyfire with a big forearm. Clotheline by Skyfire. Skyfire with an Irish Whip reversed by Kruel. Kruel runs into a boot. Skyfire ducks a clotheline. Skyfire jumps up the top rope but Kruel nails him from behind. Now Kruel sets up Skyfire on the top rope. He carries him by his neck onto his shoulder off the top rope! DROPS HIM DOWN WITH A NECKBREAKER/RKO TYPE MOVE! THE COVER! 1.....2......NO!! Skyfire kicks out! Kruel can't believe it!
Skyfire in the corner. Kruel with a club on Skyfire's back. Skyfire with an elbow to the gut. Kruel comes in and punches him in the turnbuckle. Skyfire with a boot to the gut. Skyfire with some punches. Atomic drop by Skyfire and a body tackle by Skyfire. Skyfire is fired up. Matrix dropkick by Skyfire! Reverse spin kick! Inzurguri by Skyfire! Skyfire runs at the top rope! TOP ROPE SPINNING KICK! THE COVER! 1...2....3!
