411’s ECW on Sci-Fi Report 9.05.06
Posted by Larry Csonka on 09.05.2006
Shannon Moore reveals his sexual orientation while Test and Knox make me care about one of their matches!
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Let the bodies hit the…FLOOOOOOOOOOR!:
We get highlights of Summerslam and Big Show beating on DX. We then see the same from Raw to hype tonight's match and the Unforgiven HIAC match.
DX arrives LIVE. They say this looks like the right place…BINGO.
Styles and Tazz welcome us to ECW.
Extreme Rules Tag Match: Sabu and RVD vs. Test and Mike Knox w/Kelly
Sabu and Knox to begin things. Takedown by Sabu, reversal and Knox with a front facelock now. Escape and boots by Sabu. Knees by Knox, and rights to Sabu. Irish whip and bots by Sabu. 2nd rope clothesline by Sabu and RVD in now. They exchange rights and Knox beats RVD down. Knees to RVD and Sabu gets a table as Test and Knox double-team RVD. Slam by Knox, off the ropes and an elbow drop for 2. Test tags in and boots and rights to RVD. Corner clothesline by Test. RVD gets a running spinkick and then a sidekick. Tag to Sabu…rolling thunder slingshot leg drop combo gets 2 as Knox makes a save. All 4-men in now. Double springboard leg lariats to Knox for 2 as Test saves it. Sabu sets up a table on the floor and brawls with Knox. PLANCHA by RVD on Knox. RVD and Sabu double team Test now. Knox back in with a clothesline to RVD. Test grabs RVD, but he gets a sunset flip for 2. RVD on the apron, battles with Knox…they are on the apron…Test is there now…TRIPLE JUMP BY SABU AND ALL FOUR MEN GO THROUGH THE TABLE! Commercial time @ 5:20.
Back from commercial @ 8:23 with Sabu and Test in. Test trips up Sabu and he eats a chair. Test gets a cover for 2. Smash mouth by RVD and Test is bleeding a little. Running basement dropkick with the chair by RVD. RVD up top…but Knox nails him with a chair shot! Knox up top now…SUPERPLEX! Arabian face buster by Sabu on Knox! Camel clutch by Sabu and Knox is bleeding. Sabu has a chair and RVD dropkicks it into Knox's face. Test back in and tosses RVD. Grabs Sabu, but gets tripped up. Sabu sets the chair…Air Sabu to Test! Triple Jump Moonsault on Test! Cover 1…2…NO! RVD tosses Test to the floor, Sabu gets another table. They set it up in the ring and Knox fights. CHAIR SHOT on Knox and he is on the table now. Test nailed as well. Both up top…VINTAGE RVD SABU DOUBLE LEG DROP and that is all. Timing was a bit off but cool as hell to see again.
Winner: RVD and Sabu @ 13:05 via pin
We see Big Show preparing for his match.
We see Thorne and Ariel making out. She reads the cards and they hold…something sexual. Ok.
Here comes Matt Striker.
STRIKER: Settle down please. I am Matt Striker and I am your teacher. Now let's rehash last week's lesson. Brains will triumph over brawn. Tonight's lesson, in Columbus, Georgia, home of the little league champs. And there in lies the problem. Little dumb jocks will become big dumb jocks. The problem is your obsession with sports and games and taking things extreme will cause divets in the cultural landscape. You know how many yards Vick had, but not in a hurry to go to the library to read a book written by Rush Limbauh. The Sandman rushed me last week, and there is a reason you will never see me in the ocean swimming with stingrays. By the grace of God, I am different. I use my vast intellect…
Sandman is here. Striker says he isn't afraid and calls Sandman on. He continues to talk shit and then runs as Sandman makes the ring. He writes "SUX" under Striker on the chalkboard. He destroys the classroom. Striker says he is a big dumb jock. Striker says Sandman proved his point. Sandman drinks.
We see the Marine deal we saw last night.
Ariel mounts Styles and gives him more wood than he ever has had. They sit at ringside to watch the match.
Stevie Richards vs. Balls Mahoney
Stevie attacks as the bell rings. Chops to Balls, but Balls with jabs. Misses a corner splash and Stevie covers for 2. Knees by Stevie, neck breaker and a cover for 2. Kicks by Stevie now. Knees to the back and a rear neck vice. Balls fights out, off the ropes and a boot and face buster by Stevie gets 2. Neck vice again. Balls punches the mat in an attempt to make people care. Escapes and a knee by Stevie. Jabs now. He mocks Balls, but Balls gets a spinning back elbow. Cradled Russian leg sweep by Balls gets 2. Balls jabs now…then nails Throne. Ariel on the apron and a LOW BLOW by Stevie and Cane shot by Thorne on Balls. Stevie covers 1…2…3! Stevie wins! Stevie wins! Stevie wins!
Winner: Stevie Richards @ 2:50 via pin
DX walks.
We see Shannon Moore acting gay, no seriously, he is talking like a total fag. CM PUNK is here and calls him a poser and slaps him. He walks away as Shannon cries. EMO~!
Show makes his entrance and now Heyman and his security make their way out.
HEYMAN: Ladies and gentleman, I Paul Heyman have had an attack on conscience. A Handicap match under extreme rules where everything is legal, how could I encourage Show to decimate DX that way. How could ECW do this to our guests HHH and HBK? It's absurd. What was I thinking? I was wrong, and for that I apologize. In the interest of fairness, it will not be contested under extreme rules.
HHH spits water in Show's face and DX attacks. HBK tries a DDT and gets it with assistance from HHH. HBK covers for 2. HHH with rights on Show. HBK now with rights. Double suplex try… Show escapes that and suplexes HBK. Chops to HHH now. Flair flop by HHH. Rights to HBK. Slam on HHH and Show climbs the ropes…Vader Splash misses! HBK back and chops away at Show. Almost whipped into the ref and as HBK hits the ropes security pulls down the ropes. HHH attacks them but they get the better of him and head butt him with their helmets. Show tosses HBK back into the ring and goes to work. Chops to HBK takes him down. Off the ropes…press slam on HBK. HHH crawls on the floor trying to get back into the ring. Bear hug on HBK. HBK fights…escapes with an eye rake, chops to Show and then gets goozled…HHH in and saves HBK. Rights to Show now. Rapid fire~! Knee buster to Show. Corner clothesline by HHH. Elbow by Show, off the ropes…SPINEBUSTER on Show! DX takes out security and then HBK gets a PLANCHA onto them! Boot by HHH, pedigree try…but here is Hardcore Holly and we get a DQ
Winners: DX @ 5:59 via pin
Holly beats down HHH, but HBK returns to even the odds, but Show takes him down. HHH sent to the floor and Holly beats down HBK as security is back in. They choke out HBK with the nightsticks. Boots by Show, and here is HHH WITH SLEDGY! He takes them out, superkick to a security guy and DX stands tall in the ECW ring. The new math prevails.
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